Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just I'm stood to buy a couple.
Speaker 3: Of miss fits.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's Mitchell and the Misfits. Hello you Hellotive die
Speaker 2: fram Sam Roving reporter Oscar back again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here we are reporting for duty.
Speaker 2: I feel like the old one out as always. Why
Speaker 2: because I'm the new kid. I'm a new misfit.
Speaker 4: Well, if anyone's the odd one out, it's me. Because
Speaker 4: while you both have gorgeous, luscious locks, I've got two hairs.
Speaker 3: On my forehead. But they're lovely hairs, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I washed them barely. Any my forehead. That receding hairline,
Speaker 2: Oh God, tell me about it.
Speaker 1: It's happening to me too. I realized, Oh.
Speaker 3: I can see it now that your hair's done.
Speaker 1: Actually, every single time I have like a life change,
Speaker 1: I go it's time to chop it all off, and
Speaker 1: then I start looking at photos. I'm like, oh, one
Speaker 1: of my hair looks like when I was short. And
Speaker 1: then I to realize that every year it's going further
Speaker 1: and further back.
Speaker 2: No, but I like you never having it at the front,
Speaker 2: because my receding hairline is not a new thing. It's
Speaker 2: not receding, it's receded from birth. Thanks ian for those genes. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Look, it has always been a problem.
Speaker 2: It's not stress induce the receding genetics.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was just stressed anyway far because Sam.
Speaker 2: Is very stress. He's just started a new job. If
Speaker 2: you're new here, where do you work again? Wats Bishop?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wallace Wallace and Bishop? How is Wallace when he's at home?
Speaker 1: You know? Actually I decided i'd do a bit of
Speaker 1: a deep dive into both Wallace and Bishop.
Speaker 2: Are they two different people?
Speaker 3: No? Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 4: That's why we did the deep dive, just to find
Speaker 4: out if it was two or more people.
Speaker 2: I thought it's Wallace and Grommet teaming up with Angela,
Speaker 2: Bishop and Bishop together at last.
Speaker 3: What does that make me? The were rabbit?
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3: There is a magical Wallace and Grommett and the curse
Speaker 3: of the were Rabbit. I remember all that. Oh that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're on buses and things. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't grow up around buses. See this ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah true, Look that was a city keep thing.
Speaker 1: I suppose all you had was win television and Mcloud's daughters.
Speaker 2: Mart and or could you ask for them? Prime possum
Speaker 2: and McCloud's daughters. Oh McLeod oh, okay, okay, anyway, if
Speaker 2: it's your first time listening, this is not a regular
Speaker 2: is it just me? Mitchell and the misfit Ry and
Speaker 2: Jenner are back next week? Yes, or so, they say.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll find out next week.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, we will find out. We're currently live from
Speaker 2: my penthouse.
Speaker 3: And it's a gorgeous pent house. At that I'm very
Speaker 3: fond of the penthouse.
Speaker 2: Well, you live in some sort of shipping container, so
Speaker 2: fond of the penthouse, wouldn't you.
Speaker 3: But listen, Ike has been very kind to my ship
Speaker 3: in kid take.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know it's already feral and we've just started.
Speaker 2: We're three minutes in.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How are you both going with the hay fever? Because
Speaker 2: once again I've still got the diffus are going with
Speaker 2: eucalyptus oil? Oh God, I for one have never felt
Speaker 2: better or looked better. What are you laughing at?
Speaker 3: I was just laughing at the air everywhere. Fuck Spring,
Speaker 3: I don't give me fuck anymore, Like, fuck you Spring.
Speaker 1: After all of this positivity I've had about retail, I
Speaker 1: had someone sneeze in my face just yesterday.
Speaker 4: And I apologized for that. Oh my god, it's because
Speaker 4: of this fucking hay fever.
Speaker 2: You would sneeze in someone's face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a personal beef with spring at the moment.
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly? When you sneeze,
Speaker 2: do you make it a personal mission to make it
Speaker 2: as quiet as possible? Because stay with me, Stay fucking
Speaker 2: with me. Some people liken sneezing to an organist. I
Speaker 2: have heard this, and so I feel that rather than
Speaker 2: letting it unleash, like if you try and stifle it,
Speaker 2: it's the equivalent of edging. If you hold back a
Speaker 2: sneeze and you make it as quiet as possible, it
Speaker 2: just feels so much better. Like this, You're like, it's
Speaker 2: so good, it's so good. Make it as quiet as
Speaker 2: possible and you'll feel all the sensations.
Speaker 3: I absolutely fucking agree.
Speaker 2: Right, it's really not just during COVID you had to
Speaker 2: sneeze into your elbow. Do that and try and make
Speaker 2: as least amount of noise as possible, and you will
Speaker 2: feel amazing. Oh okay, Well there's my self care tip
Speaker 2: for the week. Idiots.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a challenge for me this episode.
Speaker 1: If I need to sneeze, if someone had a sneeze
Speaker 1: gasm next to me on the Metro, I would move
Speaker 1: fourteen carriages away.
Speaker 2: No, but Sam, you don't know they're having a sneeze
Speaker 2: gasm because it's so subtle and personal.
Speaker 3: That's so true.
Speaker 2: So like, I go like this if I feel one
Speaker 2: coming on, because I'm one of those weird people where
Speaker 2: if I catch the sun in my eyesight, I sneeze.
Speaker 2: It's called fottic sneeze reflex. It's been on this podcast before.
Speaker 2: Fottic sneeze reflex.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck it, sneeze reflex, Jenna, can you.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck anyway? So if you try and stifle it
Speaker 2: to the point where no one hears it, it feels amazing.
Speaker 2: Just try it next time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I guarantee I'm probably gonna want to
Speaker 4: sneeze at some point because of my fucking hay fever.
Speaker 4: You're not bitter about it, though, No, fuck Spring, I'm
Speaker 4: having a great.
Speaker 2: Time this some of you, apart from apart from oh yeah,
Speaker 2: most of the time when things are in bloom, it's
Speaker 2: a blessing like the jacarandas every man and their basic
Speaker 2: dog is out and about getting Instagram photos. However, as
Speaker 2: some of you might have seen on my Instagram TikTok,
Speaker 2: what have you? Oscar and I were in Forbes and
Speaker 2: the notorious cum trees were in full bloom.
Speaker 3: I feel sick just even talking.
Speaker 2: It's a very narrow window every spring, maybe one maximum
Speaker 2: two weeks where they smell like semen, these particular trees,
Speaker 2: and turns out they're everywhere. It's the first time I've
Speaker 2: been in Forbes for spring, and so I was like,
Speaker 2: what is that stench that I've never recognized that eighteen
Speaker 2: years I grew up here. Oh, And I was like,
Speaker 2: it smells like semen. And then when I did a
Speaker 2: reverse Google search on my phone, it just brought up
Speaker 2: Reddit threads saying come treesiz trees, Like I never actually
Speaker 2: found out what they're called.
Speaker 4: That was honestly one of the most heinous experiences of
Speaker 4: my life when I just shoved my hole, Like if
Speaker 4: you watch the video, you'll see that.
Speaker 3: I shoved shoved, shoved his hole.
Speaker 4: He was quite clear, Yeah, I went back for us
Speaker 4: and shoved my whole Like fuck, what part of that
Speaker 4: did Jimmy? Shoving my entire face and nose into that
Speaker 4: like sliver of petal, and I just I nearly threw up, like,
Speaker 4: how sick was I in the car?
Speaker 3: Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Disproportionately he was because I was the one being dramatic, which,
Speaker 2: as you know, is not like me.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I never laughing at I was being dramatic. And I
Speaker 2: was like, Oscar, can you smell that? And he was like, no,
Speaker 2: I can't really notice it. And then once I clocked
Speaker 2: that it smells like Geers, I said, can you get
Speaker 2: up close and sniff one? And he was being so blase.
Speaker 2: I was so chill about it. And then as soon
Speaker 2: as he got right up in the business of the
Speaker 2: com smell and took a deep load.
Speaker 3: Which as we know, was not like me.
Speaker 2: No, he was really really quite rattled. And I didn't
Speaker 2: have heaps of empathy because he was the one saying
Speaker 2: to me, oh, I can't smell anything with you. And
Speaker 2: my parents were driving us back to Boginggate and Oscar
Speaker 2: was there going wow like a cat with a head.
Speaker 4: I was genuinely dry heaving in the backseat. What do
Speaker 4: you mean like it was awful unless you've experienced it, Samuel, Like.
Speaker 2: Apparently they called decorative pear trees. Some of our idiots
Speaker 2: might have experienced this.
Speaker 1: We used to have them in my high school, and
Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, I remember, like a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: we were all leaving Pe because it was when we
Speaker 1: had like the separated Pe.
Speaker 2: You know, you've described my nightmare leaving Pe as if
Speaker 2: the cum smell wasn't bad enough in the PE change room.
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, if you told me that when I
Speaker 4: was fifteen, maybe that's a different story. But like nowadays,
Speaker 4: I'm like, just go have a shower, have a shower,
Speaker 4: been the Lynx Africa body scrub, body spray, body whatever,
Speaker 4: all in one, you know, ditch the two in one
Speaker 4: shampoo conditioner and just grow up and have a fucking
Speaker 4: normal shower and put on some rec owner.
Speaker 1: You were saying, no, I remember, because we had the
Speaker 1: contries out the front of where the change rooms were,
Speaker 1: so the entire change rooms had the stench of come
Speaker 1: on top.
Speaker 2: Of the crusty camrags that were already in there.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 1: It was that like with Lynx Africa, because and I
Speaker 1: remember it was a real bonding moment. We were waiting
Speaker 1: for the teacher and finally someone said it and it
Speaker 1: was like it smells like come here, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: We're all like, yeah, it really does, and the teacher
Speaker 2: is like, hew, would you know you're in year three anyway?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 2: You know, the first time listening, welcome, is it just me?
Speaker 2: We kick off every episode with an is it just me?
Speaker 2: Each which is something we've noticed hate or appreciate. Mine
Speaker 2: is something that I hate, which, as you know, is
Speaker 2: not like me.
Speaker 3: No, not at all. Ray of Sunshine.
Speaker 2: What about you too? Have you got a good hook
Speaker 2: this time?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: I feel like I do this time around. Mine is
Speaker 4: mine is, like, you know, along the realms of when
Speaker 4: is it appropriate to be an absolute gronk?
Speaker 2: Always? Next? So you draw the line somewhere interesting.
Speaker 1: Surprisingly, Samuel, h I feel like that we need better
Speaker 1: entertainment in a very specific part of our viewing experience.
Speaker 2: Viewing.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're not included in that?
Speaker 2: Are we talking porn? I keep forgetting that we've got
Speaker 2: a straight man of very different viewing experience.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, I mean it's like Sam
Speaker 4: and I have been married for thirty years, but it's
Speaker 4: only recently that he's discovered I'm not an actual woman.
Speaker 3: I know. He was quite a shock to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty years and you evenly just figured out it was.
Speaker 3: The common trees. I fit finally figured it out for himself, and.
Speaker 2: There were no trees near your marital unit. It was
Speaker 2: just oscar. And that's how you figured it out. Was
Speaker 2: the cumm smell? I thought.
Speaker 3: I thought it was like one of those detergents that
Speaker 3: you put in with.
Speaker 2: The sheet, as if he knows how to use a
Speaker 2: washing machine, you d do just not every single washing
Speaker 2: machine I can work mine at home to buggery.
Speaker 4: You open it up, you laid it up with it
Speaker 4: well up with clothes, and then you put in the powder.
Speaker 2: And then do you realize that we know this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know.
Speaker 2: And every washing machine is the same. It's like every
Speaker 2: microwave is a bit different, but you fucking figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But like you know how, there's the ones that you know,
Speaker 4: they have spinny thing that you know.
Speaker 3: You look, shut up, you.
Speaker 2: Don't know either. I'm not like all the have a
Speaker 2: spinny thing.
Speaker 4: They all have a spinny thing, but you know how
Speaker 4: some you can view in it. But then there's the
Speaker 4: ones that you don't. They're the ones that I know.
Speaker 4: But then when you throw a spinning one, like.
Speaker 2: You can be old just say it it's a top loader,
Speaker 2: not a front loader, tag yourself anyway, I'm going first, Bradley.
Speaker 3: Yet is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do Amazon need to sell more singular items?
Speaker 3: Ah? Singular items?
Speaker 2: Singular items?
Speaker 1: Singular Are you're buying like the eighteen pack of like
Speaker 1: a one tiny thing?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I have to because I have no other choice, Sam,
Speaker 2: I only want one of the items, but so many
Speaker 2: things on Amazon are like twenty peck forty peck. So
Speaker 2: we're currently in my penthouse. Next we're in the cord
Speaker 2: and see how that air conditioner remote is on the
Speaker 2: couch haphazardly about the home. Yes, I'm a fan of
Speaker 2: a latch on the wall.
Speaker 3: I do love a latch on the wall.
Speaker 2: I one better had the latch on the wall. Gorgeous
Speaker 2: latch on the air con mount. Yes, and it's it's
Speaker 2: so convenient because there's no oh, where the fuck did
Speaker 2: the remote go? And so I went on Amazon wares
Speaker 2: exactly you know where to go to find it. I
Speaker 2: went on Amazon and I tried to find one adhesive
Speaker 2: because I'm in a rental. Of course, air con mount
Speaker 2: for the wall, and it's like ten pack air con mount.
Speaker 2: I don't have that many fucking air cons I don't
Speaker 2: not even a Penthouse. I don't have that many air cons.
Speaker 2: I don't need ten mounts, but I would need spears.
Speaker 4: Why would we need a spare and give me them
Speaker 4: up as presence?
Speaker 3: I have a fucking air con.
Speaker 2: Don't you know? Well that would be such an insult
Speaker 2: if I gave you. And then I also on Amazon
Speaker 2: tried to buy our idiots would remember for minus Sean's
Speaker 2: anniversary present, well for his present for our anniversary whatever
Speaker 2: I got him the doctor who chest set oh.
Speaker 3: I saw that.
Speaker 2: That was lovely. It was so lovely. He loved it.
Speaker 2: He absolutely loved it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was there when he unwrapped it.
Speaker 2: And we all know the hurdles that I had to
Speaker 2: go through it if you're a regular idiot of ourse.
Speaker 2: I had to get the chess pieces, and they just
Speaker 2: sent the pieces without the board. I was like, well,
Speaker 2: fuck me more for me, assuming the board came with it.
Speaker 2: When it says chest set ok, I should have read
Speaker 2: the fine print, and so I got the chess board.
Speaker 2: And the chess board in the photos had like a
Speaker 2: bit of foam inside the board when you open the hatch,
Speaker 2: and it's like every single pawn has its own designated
Speaker 2: slot in the foam. You know, it's like car especially
Speaker 2: so because I ordered chess board only because I already
Speaker 2: had the pawns. They sent no fame, no fame inside
Speaker 2: the board. It's hollow wood.
Speaker 3: Forgot about that.
Speaker 2: So if you knock on Sean's chest board, it's like
Speaker 2: you can hear the echo. It's meant to be filled
Speaker 2: with foe to protect the pawns. And so I thought,
Speaker 2: it's fine. I love problem solving. I'm a solutions driven bitch.
Speaker 2: And so I went on Amazon and I thought, you
Speaker 2: know what I'll get. You know, if you buy I
Speaker 2: don't know, a necklace or something, you get a jewelry
Speaker 2: pouch with the draw string.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought I'll get a large jewelry pouch on Amazon.
Speaker 2: And it was like forty pack jewelry pouches. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I really need one for the pawns. Only one why?
Speaker 2: And then and then we moved into the penthouse. Sean
Speaker 2: decided to get this here coffee table right before your eyes.
Speaker 3: It's a very nice coffe table, to be fair.
Speaker 2: It's so nice, but you know it'd be nicer. Yes,
Speaker 2: See the door where you open for the storage compartment underneath.
Speaker 2: See how it doesn't quite line the fuck up. Oh no, see,
Speaker 2: now you've seen it. You can't see it, can you see?
Speaker 3: You and your OCD would love that shit.
Speaker 2: That's not OCD. That's just human rights. I want my
Speaker 2: coffee table to be parallel to the floor. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: call me old fashioned. So I don't want the.
Speaker 3: Door to droop food.
Speaker 2: Disappointing, right, And so I thought, okay again, solutions driven bitch.
Speaker 2: I'll go on Amazon and I'll get some latches. Eighty
Speaker 2: pack of latches. Who needs eighty latches? I don't know
Speaker 2: what sort of scabby landlord is going on Amazon to
Speaker 2: buy latches for his mansion. I only need two latches
Speaker 2: for the top and the bottom of the coffee table.
Speaker 2: That doesn't lie. It's very distressing, you know.
Speaker 1: The thing that really annoys me, though, is that you
Speaker 1: find the thing that's got like the eighty pack of
Speaker 1: whatever it is, and it's perfect.
Speaker 2: It isn't that yeah, and that many.
Speaker 1: No, and the one that's just like even if it's
Speaker 1: a two pack, because there's never one. If you do
Speaker 1: get one, you will get the two pack. The two
Speaker 1: pack will be twice as much and and it will
Speaker 1: ship slower.
Speaker 2: We can get it there by ten pm tonight. But
Speaker 2: you need a hundred of them, not one, not a hundred.
Speaker 2: I need to go to All Express.
Speaker 3: I feel like you do, not I've or not really
Speaker 3: I ordered. I ordered a costume from Ali Express for Halloween.
Speaker 2: What was the costume?
Speaker 4: I think it was like a It was like a
Speaker 4: a sexy.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sexy.
Speaker 4: It was like I want to look sick that it
Speaker 4: was like a body suit. Like it was like a sexy,
Speaker 4: like red body suit.
Speaker 3: That was Oh.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: It turned up and it was like three sizes too small?
Speaker 2: Are you squeezed in?
Speaker 3: I tried, but my ass was too fat.
Speaker 2: The story of his life.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: I genuinely wish I was being funny. My ass was
Speaker 4: too big for it. My package was fine, but the
Speaker 4: back end was just too big.
Speaker 2: Can I pivot please? Oscar's version of his package is
Speaker 2: fine is so different to most people with human decency.
Speaker 2: He was getting ready for a wedding that I took
Speaker 2: him to my gorgeous friend Katie A.
Speaker 4: No okay, yeah, was in the spare.
Speaker 2: Room in my parents' home in bog Gate. He got
Speaker 2: ready for the wedding and he walks out in his
Speaker 2: clothes and goes, how do I look chuk? And I said,
Speaker 2: you've got to do something about the bold. It's way
Speaker 2: too much. What's the male equivalent of a cameltoe?
Speaker 6: Mo?
Speaker 2: Way too much. And I said to him it's fine
Speaker 2: because as a well endowed woman myself who likes to
Speaker 2: wear a tight gear, I deal with this often. What
Speaker 2: you're going to do. What you're gotta do is put
Speaker 2: on two pairs of undies and then a pair of
Speaker 2: jim shorts, like a spanks sort of thing.
Speaker 4: No space skins, skins like well, I mean space kind
Speaker 4: of counts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, the bike shorts, you know, locraft sort of thing.
Speaker 2: It's like a sports bra. But for your boys, yes,
Speaker 2: they don't do much holding. It's just the padding. It
Speaker 2: just kind of diffuses the bulge. And so I sent
Speaker 2: him back to his room with a pair of my
Speaker 2: brother's skins that he wore when he was in the
Speaker 2: under eight football team.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I sent him in there with a pair of boxes
Speaker 2: that I made in sewing class and year eight, and
Speaker 2: I said, this should be enough to diffuse it. He's
Speaker 2: just so oblivious to how huge his member is.
Speaker 3: I'm just such a well endowed woman. I can't like,
Speaker 3: I just don't care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to be very honest with everyone. Contracepted
Speaker 2: dive from Sam roping Porter Oscar and you are idiots?
Speaker 3: Hello idiots?
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know where we're up to. Whose in
Speaker 2: gym is it? We're not even out of the first
Speaker 2: gym yet? Shit? Fuck shake it quick? Who's ex Yeah
Speaker 2: all right, i'll go. I'll go ask us next.
Speaker 3: Now, don't make it as long as everything else of yours?
Speaker 3: Oh you know, darling, is it just me? Should we
Speaker 3: maybe wear shoes on public transport?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh my fucking only maybe?
Speaker 3: Because maybe here's the thing.
Speaker 4: Every fucking single time I get on any former bus
Speaker 4: or a train and there's just fairy one fairies, because
Speaker 4: they just.
Speaker 2: Roll on in for the manly beach shoes of tails
Speaker 2: around the worst.
Speaker 3: But what they will do is they will.
Speaker 4: And I feel like everyone listening knows exactly who I'm
Speaker 4: talking about, because there it's a specific person, but.
Speaker 2: They give them a name. Is it a man or
Speaker 2: a woman?
Speaker 3: Oh? It can be both?
Speaker 2: Okay, then you do a.
Speaker 3: Brody fucking brody We'll get on fully. Shoot.
Speaker 4: And I'm not talking like a sandal or like you know,
Speaker 4: a thong or something. I'm talking a tightly laced up
Speaker 4: sneaker that they've just taken the time. When they've sat
Speaker 4: down and they've taken those bastards off and let the
Speaker 4: dogs free.
Speaker 2: They take their shoes off on the train.
Speaker 3: I'd never seen if you get on the train with.
Speaker 2: No shoes, I would never.
Speaker 4: I'm like, look, there's a time and a place for
Speaker 4: it for being a gronk, for being a gronk, and
Speaker 4: the train is not it. And the reason why this
Speaker 4: popped into my head is because it happened recently. I
Speaker 4: was going to Chatswood. Sorry to hear that, thank you. Yes,
Speaker 4: it was a it was a tough time for all involved.
Speaker 4: But I got on and this woman gets on and
Speaker 4: number one, it was a full train. There's no air
Speaker 4: con in the trains, so it's hot as all fuck
Speaker 4: because it's sardines.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I hate everything about this.
Speaker 4: And she just sat down, took her shoes off, and
Speaker 4: when I took her shoes off, socks included. What was
Speaker 4: she wearing a lovely lilac cardigan?
Speaker 3: And I care about her full get up? Well, she
Speaker 3: was wearing sketches. What's that? When I used to sell shoes.
Speaker 4: Back in the day, the sketches were the ones that
Speaker 4: I would give to older women. Actually, Jenna seems the
Speaker 4: type to wear a sketcher to. I feel like Jenna
Speaker 4: would wear a sketcher.
Speaker 3: She's general.
Speaker 2: Jenna would wear a Jenna would absolutely suit her. But
Speaker 2: she wouldn't take them off on the train.
Speaker 4: Because as much as our Jenna stinks, as much as
Speaker 4: our Jenna stinks, she does have the common decency to
Speaker 4: leave her fucking shoes on on the train, because.
Speaker 2: She takes them off when she goes to bed.
Speaker 4: She just sprays on a little bit of for breeze,
Speaker 4: you know, put on. But this, this fuck uss tone
Speaker 4: of a woman just sat like two rows in front
Speaker 4: of me and like on the opposite so I could
Speaker 4: literally see.
Speaker 3: Where like eye level is her fucking big toe.
Speaker 4: And she just took all of it off. The foot
Speaker 4: came up, and she goes, keep your fucking shoes on.
Speaker 4: I don't care if you did a fifteen hour day,
Speaker 4: I don't give three fucks. If your foot is about
Speaker 4: to fall off, you keep that bastard on. And that
Speaker 4: goes for planes as well.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask that people who.
Speaker 4: Take their shoes off on planes have a special place
Speaker 4: in Hell, and I will personally put you there with
Speaker 4: a month of spring.
Speaker 1: All right, So here's a scenario. You've got an eighteen
Speaker 1: hour flight. You've got a clean sock, a nice clean shoe.
Speaker 1: But halfway through that flight, you're starting to feel like
Speaker 1: the ache, You're starting to feel a bit sweaty in
Speaker 1: the foot that shoe.
Speaker 2: May I interject? Sorry, yes, yes, don't be a clown
Speaker 2: wear thongs and or slides on a flight.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That was what I want. You dress for comfort, not
Speaker 2: for fashion. If you've got laced up shoes on a flight,
Speaker 2: that's your funeral, not everyone else's.
Speaker 4: If you're going to be the dickhead that wears lace
Speaker 4: up shoes, you keep those fucking bastards off.
Speaker 2: Will say this, Oscar is so polite because his feet stink.
Speaker 2: That he's aware. So whenever he pops over to my place,
Speaker 2: he will take his shoes off on the balcony and
Speaker 2: he will hang out there for like at least thirty seconds,
Speaker 2: but maximum five minutes, and he will like air the
Speaker 2: feet out. Yeah, and he walked back inside and be
Speaker 2: like on my feet all right. And on a good day,
Speaker 2: I'll be like they're fine. On a really bad day,
Speaker 2: which doesn't happen often, it's probably happened twice, I'll be
Speaker 2: like jump in the bath. Because he works retail.
Speaker 4: Work retail, I'm on my feet all day. So like,
Speaker 4: I'm fully aware that, Like, I'm so sorry. I don't
Speaker 4: mean to be a grotty bitch, but let me sort
Speaker 4: it out in a polite manner, so respectful.
Speaker 2: He doesn't just get his dogs out, pop them up,
Speaker 2: create a foot rest in a public face, my brody
Speaker 2: in my lilac cardigan.
Speaker 1: And this is the reason, after a long day of
Speaker 1: recent retail for me, these shoes will never be coming
Speaker 1: off in this house.
Speaker 2: Well it's actually a shoes off penthouse, actually, is it
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 4: of mitches.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a tighead. Now, idiots, we've got
Speaker 2: a big couple of weeks coming up on the podcast.
Speaker 2: We've got firstly Cheery's birthday still open to suggestions as
Speaker 2: to what I should do. That's next week, the week after.
Speaker 2: Can you believe this? Our five year anniversary?
Speaker 3: Five years?
Speaker 2: Five years? Wild?
Speaker 3: I remember when you started it.
Speaker 2: SA would have missed the five year anniversary one.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you something. Don't want to let guests?
Speaker 2: Hello, Jennet will be back anyway. Sam your itgen please?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. Hit us swimming? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do we need better ads?
Speaker 2: Have you not heard Mine and Cheeries ads in this podcast?
Speaker 2: They're pretty good?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean obviously that so, but and speaking which
Speaker 1: we're bombarded with ads at all points no matter where
Speaker 1: we are on the Internet.
Speaker 3: That's so true.
Speaker 4: Actually, like you can't even scroll through TikTok without the
Speaker 4: fourth video being like sponsored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I have to play Rented the Pen.
Speaker 4: Now you're good, though, I'm talking about actual brands who
Speaker 4: don't have accounts.
Speaker 1: You have an actual account yea, but where are the
Speaker 1: days we're in between Prime Possum and Mcloud's Daughters on
Speaker 1: wind Television.
Speaker 2: No, they were different channels, doesn't matter, that's true.
Speaker 3: Different channels. Yeah, well whatever.
Speaker 1: But you know, as you're flicking around, you would see
Speaker 1: these iconic ads that have stayed with us before. Just
Speaker 1: before I can't remember why, but we were singing the
Speaker 1: one eight hundreds on.
Speaker 4: The reading writing hotline yat Mitchell, can you google the
Speaker 4: reading Writing hotline plays?
Speaker 3: But this is my point, we don't have any of
Speaker 3: those anymore.
Speaker 2: Along with our girls sing along. You have trouble reading?
Speaker 2: That's suing you?
Speaker 3: And fix one three double oh.
Speaker 2: Six five that's the reading writing hotline six triple five.
Speaker 1: Six more of delta your neighbors. Next, you've just taken
Speaker 1: me back.
Speaker 2: In time Prime and mcclown's delta on neighbors the reading writing.
Speaker 2: How the guys have you ever called it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Should we?
Speaker 3: Yes? Should we?
Speaker 2: I'll give them a ring. What's the number again?
Speaker 4: One three, double oh six, triple five oh six?
Speaker 3: That's the reading writing hotline.
Speaker 7: Hello, you have reached the reading writing hotline. We're either
Speaker 7: on the phone at the moment or you've called out
Speaker 7: of hours. Please leave your name and your number and
Speaker 7: the areas that you're doing, and one of us will
Speaker 7: give you a callback very soon.
Speaker 4: Hi, my name is Oscar, and I can't read the room.
Speaker 3: And I.
Speaker 4: Can't read the room, and I like, I just have
Speaker 4: a lot of trouble writing writing your wrongs. I have
Speaker 4: so many issues writing my wrongs when I'm trying to
Speaker 4: read the room.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I need your help. Thanks. It's Oscar, and
Speaker 3: I can't read the room.
Speaker 2: Hung up okay, great adma, yes up there with that
Speaker 2: for me is come in and see the good, good
Speaker 2: good guys. Pay lesson will slash the pricess. Come in
Speaker 2: and see the good, good good guys. And then no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, you're right. They don't do iconic ads like
Speaker 2: that because we see ads all the time on TikTok
Speaker 2: and I apologize, but you keep thinking and you forget
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, better stick with you like our jingle.
Speaker 4: But even like the ads without the jingle, Like, how
Speaker 4: often do we just say not happy Jan?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, now that's almost what thirty five years ago?
Speaker 3: I think it's older than that now.
Speaker 4: I think that was an ad from like the can
Speaker 4: you can you google when that Yellow Pages ad came
Speaker 4: out place?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, yeah, thanks, so not happy Jen?
Speaker 4: But also like, what about the age expraying wipe makes everything?
Speaker 2: By the way, year two thousand was not happy Jen?
Speaker 3: I was year two thousand. Yes, I thought it was
Speaker 3: older than that.
Speaker 2: You weren't even borne.
Speaker 3: No, I'm only seventeen.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you know the AJAX spraying wipe ad off
Speaker 2: by heart? Surely guy.
Speaker 3: Age exprayon what makes everything all right? Makes cleaning, Oh
Speaker 3: so easy. I think forgot the first don't forget the
Speaker 3: first verse.
Speaker 2: Where it's like a wedding and all these people are
Speaker 2: coming over.
Speaker 3: No, I don't remember that, but I only remember the last.
Speaker 3: I'll fine, Oh so easy, But it's tough on all
Speaker 3: things crazy. The wedding was it hit?
Speaker 2: The wedding was the hit? Was a callback? Is something
Speaker 2: that happened earlier. It's a huge plot.
Speaker 4: Oh god, But like you know, I agree, like ads
Speaker 4: just don't have plot lines anymore.
Speaker 2: Here we go, wop wop, wops O. Daughter. I don't
Speaker 2: know they had the wedding place in town.
Speaker 3: They just got their grounds here here, everything all right.
Speaker 2: The mom's house is a fright. The daughter's wedding venue
Speaker 2: burnt down.
Speaker 3: It happens.
Speaker 2: Mum, Hi, it's me sorry. You weren't invited to the
Speaker 2: wedding for some reason. It's all coming to your place,
Speaker 2: and she goes, fuck. I'll get the AdEx bray and wipe.
Speaker 2: Continue to right what it makes.
Speaker 3: Cleaning Oh so easy, let's tough.
Speaker 6: Oh th creezy, wasn't.
Speaker 2: The house looked great?
Speaker 3: So thank you?
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 4: The best part about that specific ageax add is the
Speaker 4: fact that it's such a bogan accent.
Speaker 2: The guests are coming here.
Speaker 1: But this is the thing we've had this, there's so
Speaker 1: much of that over the years. There's more smart, more safe, Mortine,
Speaker 1: more safe mort Oh my god, that was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Trio.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, Yeah, yeah, what about this lucky
Speaker 2: not what all the ads are there?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hang on, is it just me on
Speaker 2: the fucking flight? Everyone shut the fuck up. Remember the
Speaker 2: original Harvey Norman ad go, Harpy Norman gao that she
Speaker 2: was so camp? Yeah, hang on, here it is. They
Speaker 2: used to be like the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
Speaker 1: Harvey Norman go, And then they changed that halfway through
Speaker 1: and now it's just like go Harvey Norman and it's
Speaker 1: like it's not the same.
Speaker 2: There's no gusto with the go.
Speaker 3: Let's just go. Yeah. Are you right? There's a lot
Speaker 3: going on in the cord.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry I had a hay fever moment because
Speaker 4: funck spring I should just have a personal vendetta.
Speaker 2: Clearly you're listening to is it just me?
Speaker 3: The rude shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 2: Now, as our loyal idiots know, when Oscar and I
Speaker 2: are left unsupervised on this podcast. When Cheery is not here,
Speaker 2: we sometimes let you win on inside jokes of ours
Speaker 2: that are really funny to usk, yes, and we're not
Speaker 2: sure if it's funny to anywhere else. But we rolled
Speaker 2: the dice last time. When was that?
Speaker 4: That was the that was the top five bike bells
Speaker 4: the bike Bells episode.
Speaker 2: So Cherry fucked off early, and so it was just
Speaker 2: you and I and we introduce everyone to our inside
Speaker 2: joke about Mcloud's daughters. Remember that, of course I do.
Speaker 2: What was it again? I can't.
Speaker 4: Oh, McLoud had a fun that's right, and on the
Speaker 4: farm he had.
Speaker 2: So we got so many posts, like far more than
Speaker 2: I expected in our group saying we pissed ourselves hearing this.
Speaker 2: And so there's part of us now, Oscar and I
Speaker 2: that thinks maybe our inside jokes could be outside jokes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4: It's like giving a glimpse behind the kis.
Speaker 2: And now that Cheer is not here, now it's the
Speaker 2: right time to let people in on our outside jokes.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: So, now here's the one thing I want to flag here.
Speaker 2: Don't bother won't go on? Go on?
Speaker 1: Well, the one thing I want to flag is that
Speaker 1: when when you go into a deep dive in these things,
Speaker 1: it doesn't just go for five minutes and an end years.
Speaker 3: Honestly at this point years.
Speaker 2: Well, Sam, for your information. You were here for the
Speaker 2: inception of this inside joke. You know, I haven't given
Speaker 2: you a heads up that we're doing it again, but
Speaker 2: I seem to recall you being quite amused at the
Speaker 2: time because Oscar was asleep on my mattress, I was
Speaker 2: ready for bed, Sean was tucked in hours ago, but
Speaker 2: you were still on the couch, ready to order that Uber.
Speaker 2: But you were so glued to this inside joke which
Speaker 2: we are about to expose to the outside. That does
Speaker 2: sound like me to be fair, And I have an
Speaker 2: inside joke where stay with me. Yeah, we call it
Speaker 2: the Fat Pride Anthem Game.
Speaker 3: Fuck, yes, yes, we do so.
Speaker 2: Any ordinary pop song you just swamp out one of
Speaker 2: the lyrics for the word fat. Yes, that's right. However,
Speaker 2: the rule is there's a cash You cannot swap out
Speaker 2: a lyric that makes it sound fat shaming. Yes, absolutely not,
Speaker 2: and that's why it's the Fat Pride Anthem Game.
Speaker 3: That's right. Correct.
Speaker 2: It has to be body positive, celebratory and beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yes, because that's what we're about with our new newly
Speaker 4: formed outside jokes. Yes that it's funny in a laugh,
Speaker 4: but with a positive message behind it.
Speaker 2: Sam and we invented this, you were, I was, maybe
Speaker 2: it's gotten old, but for off, for and I, it's
Speaker 2: brand new, just out of the pecket.
Speaker 4: As far as Mitchell and I are concerned, we could
Speaker 4: have come up with this two minutes ago and it's
Speaker 4: still just as fucking funny.
Speaker 2: What do you think we did during the six hour
Speaker 2: drive to Boken case Jesus. So I'll give you an
Speaker 2: example we were talking. I'll give you an example, idiots,
Speaker 2: of how to play the game correctly, because again, the
Speaker 2: lyrics cannot be fat shaming. No, we don't fat shame
Speaker 2: in this penthouse.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not true. All we can't. I mean, you used
Speaker 3: to be a heavy girl yourself.
Speaker 2: I did, and I would not appreciate the fat shaming lyrics.
Speaker 3: For example, we've changed it. We're gonna go with j
Speaker 3: Lo on the floor.
Speaker 2: You know this song, right, so I just have a
Speaker 2: quick listen to the lyrics. Now listen to this bit
Speaker 2: your life, dance the night away. You would never change
Speaker 2: it to dance the fat away.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's awful.
Speaker 2: What an awful thing to say to someone. But what
Speaker 2: you would say is live life and stay on the floor.
Speaker 3: And have a great time because you're beautiful.
Speaker 2: Tonight we're gonna be on the floor, don't you feel
Speaker 2: in powered? Sam as a very slender minion.
Speaker 4: So, Samuel, as you can see, the aim of the
Speaker 4: game is to be positive because we're fat, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 2: And so I'm gonna take you to on a walk
Speaker 2: down memory lane, lovely sam that night at god knows
Speaker 2: fucking what o'clock when you were so swept up in
Speaker 2: mind an oscar singing, you wouldn't leave.
Speaker 3: Just sitting in a non verbal At that point you were,
Speaker 3: you were piercing laughing. You thought it was the funniest.
Speaker 2: The inaugural fat part anthem song, I'll be where I am.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll be fair. Oh I'm getting in the zone already, fat.
Speaker 2: Bright anthem people, Ready we go. What's gonna do with
Speaker 2: all that fat, all that fat inside your fat.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get get you fat, get your loved on,
Speaker 3: my fat, my.
Speaker 4: Fat, ma fat, my fat, my fat, my fat, my fat,
Speaker 4: my fat, ma fat, my lovely lady fat check it out.
Speaker 2: Do you understand the game now, my lovely lady fat.
Speaker 3: Because it is.
Speaker 1: If you ever thought to yourself listening to this podcast
Speaker 1: as an idiot, you know what, this lot would be
Speaker 1: very fun to have drinks with.
Speaker 2: Just imagine this for the next four hours straight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you couldn't drag yourself away. That's right, contraceptive diaphragm.
Speaker 4: Sam, I was tucked up in bed on my mattress
Speaker 4: in his jock straight my fucking.
Speaker 2: Jo serenading you with a beautiful verse of my.
Speaker 1: Fat that's as a contraceptive diepham, I have a lot
Speaker 1: of endurance.
Speaker 3: I don't I know it.
Speaker 2: I'll give you another example. Lids so good as hell? Ah,
Speaker 2: still my hat? Check my fat baby, how you feeling.
Speaker 4: Hair?
Speaker 2: Check my fat baby? How you feel feeling?
Speaker 3: And does that?
Speaker 2: She sound so happy, feeling fat as hell?
Speaker 3: She sounds happy and positive and proud and I'm so
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: So, Sam, what do you think you could do with
Speaker 2: these lyrics?
Speaker 3: Oscar?
Speaker 2: And I will show you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it will show you.
Speaker 2: I'm as away and that's a fact, and she's fine
Speaker 2: with it. Yeah, Sam, do you have any songs in mind?
Speaker 1: Nope, you're not playing the game, right, are you am
Speaker 1: I expected to contribute here?
Speaker 3: What happened to me being non verbal and letting you go?
Speaker 3: And you no, I like it when you're verbal.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? It's fine? You don't get it,
Speaker 2: Oscar and I will take its home with this.
Speaker 3: That's fine. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: All rights.
Speaker 3: Real joy.
Speaker 8: Oh we are fat and free with gold and fat
Speaker 8: and well fo our homes get bye fat, our land
Speaker 8: about in naos of.
Speaker 3: Beauty, rich and fat.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 5: In his page let restage astra fat in joyful.
Speaker 2: Fat and let us eat letter eat God stray fat.
Speaker 2: We should have kicked Sam out for this.
Speaker 3: The idiots would get it.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 3: I just I'm just letting you there when we came
Speaker 3: up with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so contribute, please plase. I'd looked up songs
Speaker 2: of the body parts in the title Celine Dion My
Speaker 2: fat will go on, Yes see perfect example, Oh.
Speaker 3: Hilary Duff to the beat of my fat, perfect gorgeous.
Speaker 2: With fat whate all but.
Speaker 3: Fat down under?
Speaker 2: What what body parts?
Speaker 3: That? Oh it's not about? Yeah see I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Oh did you just he doesn't get it?
Speaker 3: That was such a straight man thing you and.
Speaker 2: It comes on a queer podcast, and he goes, you
Speaker 2: know what's queer? Stam doesn't get it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't get it.
Speaker 2: He doesn't get it.
Speaker 3: Fine, hands to my fat? Bye? Who Slenny gamess or
Speaker 3: fat to myself?
Speaker 2: Keep my fat to myself. There gets it.
Speaker 3: He's getting there. We're training him. We're training him very slowly.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I quite like this one the Beatles. I want to
Speaker 3: hold your.
Speaker 2: Fat, ah sing it for us, sing it for us? Sam,
Speaker 2: I want to hold your fat. Who wouldn't wait? Hang on?
Speaker 3: Did we would you do this?
Speaker 1: I feel like I've already done this, black eyed peas
Speaker 1: my fat. We literally just did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we literally just do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Fu, Where were were you?
Speaker 2: It was a world away? Are we boring you?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Maybe we should go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe we should go. I think Sam's over it.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god, you're not required next week, Sam honestly
Speaker 2: will go.
Speaker 3: Is this how I just get exited from the room
Speaker 3: escorted out?
Speaker 2: Oh no, you you fulfilled your requirement? Okay barely. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: About you, but my fat don't lie?
Speaker 2: Ah? Hang on, cut to me, that cut the me,
Speaker 2: that cut the track. Sam, finally here, thank you, thanks
Speaker 2: for coming on.
Speaker 7: You know that.
Speaker 3: I love her.
Speaker 2: Have you got one more in you?
Speaker 3: I can't feel my fat it's from the weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't feel my fat went with you, but
Speaker 2: I love it. No, No, that's fat shaming. I can't
Speaker 2: feel my fat when I'm with you, but I love
Speaker 2: not feeling my fat. You should feel you're fat. Would
Speaker 2: be grateful for your body, absolutely keeping you alive.
Speaker 3: You're starting to see why I sit here nonverbal in this.
Speaker 2: Oh anyway, thanks.
Speaker 3: For listening, anyway, idiots, thanks for coming.
Speaker 2: Mitch and Jenny will be back on Monday for Cheery's birthday.
Speaker 2: Still accepting suggestions of how to spoil that fucking fast,
Speaker 2: but don't post it in.
Speaker 3: The adjurant idiots. Okay, we don't want him to know.
Speaker 2: Just send it to this number, Oscar. Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, oh god, no, sus Christ is so much happening.
Speaker 2: You missed a lot of numbers. Bring it back so far?
Speaker 3: Oh for to nob too zero here going on it now?
Speaker 2: Oh you do no more? Rage, t zerol tue.
Speaker 3: Can you pass me that wine? That'd be great?
Speaker 2: No juesy.
Speaker 1: Oh do no?
Speaker 4: Gamok yes, you said there's a text on that stupid
Speaker 4: line that I fucking butchered about cheeries fat birthday bench.
Speaker 4: And until then, thank you so much, miss fit Mitch
Speaker 4: for having Sam and I and we'll catch you next week.
Speaker 2: Hi, thanks for keeping me company.
Speaker 4: I loved it the eighteen ditch me so now I've
Speaker 4: got the Bee tape, the Pey tape, gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Love, setting a new standard. Idiots.
Speaker 2: Will catch you back very soon. Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of make sure you've hit
Speaker 3: follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add Brave the secret segment on the end.
Speaker 2: It's done and we're still going Sam, Yes, what do
Speaker 2: you hate? I hate not getting it. I hate not
Speaker 2: being able to do it. I thought you'd be used
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's that's actually very fair.
Speaker 4: So I hate guys that are up themselves. I hate
Speaker 4: girls that are up themselves.
Speaker 3: What do you hate?
Speaker 2: He doesn't get that?
Speaker 3: Oh God?
Speaker 2: Truth or deare not? Really?
Speaker 3: Not really?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Or truth or truth though?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 3: Truth or truth true? Do you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: There you go? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Explosive details. Explosive details exclusive to the Misfits.
Speaker 3: Glad we did the guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's really good to get that off my chest.
Speaker 3: As well, yeah, meaning to have a good d B.
Speaker 2: Sam. I can see you furiously typing over there. What
Speaker 2: are you googling?
Speaker 3: I was looking for truth and dare questions?
Speaker 1: But quick oh yeah yeah Sam, look out some truth
Speaker 1: or truthful Nah, but it's all ship ones from like Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 2: Just risk it.
Speaker 3: Can you roll your tongue? Yah? H No, I can't.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I know, and you're a straight man. I
Speaker 3: would imagine that helps. Yeah, that serves you very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's it's it's it's a disappointment for everyone,
Speaker 1: including myself.
Speaker 2: Have you tried, Yeah, it just it doesn't work. It
Speaker 2: doesn't work. Nah, that's saturd.
Speaker 3: What question are you secretly hoping no one asks you? Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm an open book. Yeah, I wear my fat on
Speaker 2: my sleeve.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm I'm There's very few questions that I won't answer.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: What's the most non sexual thing that turns you on?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: And unloading the dishwasher?
Speaker 3: Buy me dinner?
Speaker 2: I do that all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm horny as all fuck when you give
Speaker 3: me my KFC. No, I actually shouldn't.
Speaker 4: I I should say cooking me dinner like a proper
Speaker 4: I've done that. Yeah, I've done that too. I just
Speaker 4: wanted to turn on. Like I was with a guy
Speaker 4: recently who made me dinner, and it was very like
Speaker 4: there was no like expectations or like you know, I bet.
Speaker 2: You exceeded expectations.
Speaker 3: Of course I did, because I was very turned on
Speaker 3: by the Oh I sucked him up on the balcony.
Speaker 3: What about you, sam mate? Yeah, what's a what's a
Speaker 3: non sexual thing that turns you rampant?
Speaker 1: This one's This is so lame, but it's really just
Speaker 1: it's every single time, it's just like deep eye contact.
Speaker 2: Oh, it will always do it for me. I just
Speaker 2: need someone to pay a lot of attention. Oh, we're
Speaker 2: now doing a staring competition.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it explains why he never looks me in
Speaker 4: the eye. To be honest, that's true.
Speaker 2: Explains I've got my legs crossed. Next, Okay, he wasn't
Speaker 2: even turned on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you won the sto artist. I barely bling it.
Speaker 2: The fuck you didn't, and I dropped Sean.
Speaker 3: Next, this one's great from Cosmopolitan. Oh, have you ever
Speaker 3: experimented with someone of the same gender?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 3: Why would I do such a thing? That's disgusting?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so silly.
Speaker 3: Why would I ever experiment with someone who is the
Speaker 3: same gym Sam? Have you yeah? Have you said it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course I have. Ah would be in this room.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? He's actually got a good point.
Speaker 2: I think this hasn't been married for thirty years?
Speaker 3: True? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is this married for thirty years?
Speaker 3: Thing?
Speaker 2: A misfit inside joke I'm not aware of.
Speaker 4: Probably, yeah, yeah, Well, because we never we never gave
Speaker 4: context as to why we just started carrying on like
Speaker 4: a married couple on the pod, although some people did
Speaker 4: note that there was sexual tension between us.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad, which so I yeah, we've always I.
Speaker 2: Mean, okay, as someone who just had a staring context
Speaker 2: with Sam, he's only got eyes for one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, stop funny over me.
Speaker 2: No battle, darling, I've already won, because I've already won.
Speaker 4: I've already won because when we did ask Auntie Oscar,
Speaker 4: someone referred to you as uncle contraceptive diaphragm Sam, which
Speaker 4: I thought was brilliant. Actually you know uncle, I see, yeah,
Speaker 4: because we did ask Auntie Oscar. Well, we know, well,
Speaker 4: I just was giving context. Take it back, I take
Speaker 4: back everything I just said in the last hour, but like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we just never gave context as to that joke and
Speaker 4: that was just something we came up with in the
Speaker 4: studio on the spot and then we just stuck with it.
Speaker 2: Cool. Yeah, next we have this podcast made sure at
Speaker 2: least today that's all just two percent, so we do.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, Idiots back to regular programming. Unfortunately as
Speaker 2: of Monday.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: And what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: I don't know? That's what I'm asking for suggestion?
Speaker 3: That's so true.
Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, please make sure you text the text line
Speaker 4: with your suggestions.
Speaker 2: Oh god, do you want to do it again?
Speaker 3: Not fucking doing it again?
Speaker 2: Then why did you bring it up?
Speaker 4: Because you can just play the sweeper without my voice?
Speaker 4: I got it two nine for T zero two.
Speaker 6: Oh do to nine A to zero two? Allf do
Speaker 6: to nine pad to zero two?
Speaker 3: I thought to nine?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Fuck spring? Thank you so much for having us, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Now you're welcome and idiots will be back on Monday.
Speaker 2: Thanks for hanging out.
Speaker 3: With that's with your regular Do you wanna do you
Speaker 3: want to vapor it? Oh?
Speaker 2: He's got lots engined. Now you want to give you
Speaker 2: only just brought that up. Why are you gate keeping
Speaker 2: the strip cels idiot?
Speaker 3: What they're my strip sails?
Speaker 4: I'm your wife, what's yours is mine? Anyway, Thanks for
Speaker 4: having us, Chuck you welcome, you love you idiots. We'll
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