WEBVTT - MITCHELL & THE MISFITS: Fat Pride Anthems 

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<v Speaker 1>This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just I'm stood to buy a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Of miss fits.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's Mitchell and the Misfits. Hello you Hellotive die

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<v Speaker 2>fram Sam Roving reporter Oscar back again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, here we are reporting for duty.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like the old one out as always. Why

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm the new kid. I'm a new misfit.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if anyone's the odd one out, it's me. Because

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<v Speaker 4>while you both have gorgeous, luscious locks, I've got two hairs.

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<v Speaker 3>On my forehead. But they're lovely hairs, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I washed them barely. Any my forehead. That receding hairline,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, tell me about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's happening to me too. I realized, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see it now that your hair's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, every single time I have like a life change,

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<v Speaker 1>I go it's time to chop it all off, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I start looking at photos. I'm like, oh, one

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<v Speaker 1>of my hair looks like when I was short. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I to realize that every year it's going further

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<v Speaker 1>and further back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I like you never having it at the front,

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<v Speaker 2>because my receding hairline is not a new thing. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not receding, it's receded from birth. Thanks ian for those genes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Look, it has always been a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not stress induce the receding genetics.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it was just stressed anyway far because Sam.

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<v Speaker 2>Is very stress. He's just started a new job. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're new here, where do you work again? Wats Bishop?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Wallace Wallace and Bishop? How is Wallace when he's at home?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Actually I decided i'd do a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a deep dive into both Wallace and Bishop.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they two different people?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Oh yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why we did the deep dive, just to find

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<v Speaker 4>out if it was two or more people.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it's Wallace and Grommet teaming up with Angela,

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<v Speaker 2>Bishop and Bishop together at last.

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<v Speaker 3>What does that make me? The were rabbit?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who that is.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a magical Wallace and Grommett and the curse

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<v Speaker 3>of the were Rabbit. I remember all that. Oh that's right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're on buses and things. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't grow up around buses. See this ship?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah true, Look that was a city keep thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose all you had was win television and Mcloud's daughters.

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<v Speaker 2>Mart and or could you ask for them? Prime possum

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<v Speaker 2>and McCloud's daughters. Oh McLeod oh, okay, okay, anyway, if

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<v Speaker 2>it's your first time listening, this is not a regular

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<v Speaker 2>is it just me? Mitchell and the misfit Ry and

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<v Speaker 2>Jenner are back next week? Yes, or so, they say.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll find out next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, we will find out. We're currently live from

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<v Speaker 2>my penthouse.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's a gorgeous pent house. At that I'm very

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<v Speaker 3>fond of the penthouse.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you live in some sort of shipping container, so

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<v Speaker 2>fond of the penthouse, wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 3>But listen, Ike has been very kind to my ship

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<v Speaker 3>in kid take.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I know it's already feral and we've just started.

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<v Speaker 2>We're three minutes in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you both going with the hay fever? Because

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<v Speaker 2>once again I've still got the diffus are going with

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<v Speaker 2>eucalyptus oil? Oh God, I for one have never felt

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<v Speaker 2>better or looked better. What are you laughing at?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just laughing at the air everywhere. Fuck Spring,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give me fuck anymore, Like, fuck you Spring.

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<v Speaker 1>After all of this positivity I've had about retail, I

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<v Speaker 1>had someone sneeze in my face just yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>And I apologized for that. Oh my god, it's because

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<v Speaker 4>of this fucking hay fever.

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<v Speaker 2>You would sneeze in someone's face.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've got a personal beef with spring at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me on the fly? When you sneeze,

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<v Speaker 2>do you make it a personal mission to make it

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<v Speaker 2>as quiet as possible? Because stay with me, Stay fucking

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<v Speaker 2>with me. Some people liken sneezing to an organist. I

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<v Speaker 2>have heard this, and so I feel that rather than

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<v Speaker 2>letting it unleash, like if you try and stifle it,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the equivalent of edging. If you hold back a

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<v Speaker 2>sneeze and you make it as quiet as possible, it

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<v Speaker 2>just feels so much better. Like this, You're like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>so good, it's so good. Make it as quiet as

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<v Speaker 2>possible and you'll feel all the sensations.

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<v Speaker 3>I absolutely fucking agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it's really not just during COVID you had to

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<v Speaker 2>sneeze into your elbow. Do that and try and make

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<v Speaker 2>as least amount of noise as possible, and you will

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<v Speaker 2>feel amazing. Oh okay, Well there's my self care tip

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<v Speaker 2>for the week. Idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's a challenge for me this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>If I need to sneeze, if someone had a sneeze

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<v Speaker 1>gasm next to me on the Metro, I would move

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen carriages away.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but Sam, you don't know they're having a sneeze

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<v Speaker 2>gasm because it's so subtle and personal.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so true.

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<v Speaker 2>So like, I go like this if I feel one

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<v Speaker 2>coming on, because I'm one of those weird people where

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<v Speaker 2>if I catch the sun in my eyesight, I sneeze.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called fottic sneeze reflex. It's been on this podcast before.

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<v Speaker 2>Fottic sneeze reflex.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh fuck it, sneeze reflex, Jenna, can you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck anyway? So if you try and stifle it

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<v Speaker 2>to the point where no one hears it, it feels amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Just try it next time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, I guarantee I'm probably gonna want to

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<v Speaker 4>sneeze at some point because of my fucking hay fever.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not bitter about it, though, No, fuck Spring, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>having a great.

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<v Speaker 2>Time this some of you, apart from apart from oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>most of the time when things are in bloom, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a blessing like the jacarandas every man and their basic

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<v Speaker 2>dog is out and about getting Instagram photos. However, as

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<v Speaker 2>some of you might have seen on my Instagram TikTok,

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<v Speaker 2>what have you? Oscar and I were in Forbes and

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<v Speaker 2>the notorious cum trees were in full bloom.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel sick just even talking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very narrow window every spring, maybe one maximum

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks where they smell like semen, these particular trees,

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<v Speaker 2>and turns out they're everywhere. It's the first time I've

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<v Speaker 2>been in Forbes for spring, and so I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what is that stench that I've never recognized that eighteen

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<v Speaker 2>years I grew up here. Oh, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>it smells like semen. And then when I did a

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<v Speaker 2>reverse Google search on my phone, it just brought up

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<v Speaker 2>Reddit threads saying come treesiz trees, Like I never actually

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<v Speaker 2>found out what they're called.

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<v Speaker 4>That was honestly one of the most heinous experiences of

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<v Speaker 4>my life when I just shoved my hole, Like if

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<v Speaker 4>you watch the video, you'll see that.

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<v Speaker 3>I shoved shoved, shoved his hole.

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<v Speaker 4>He was quite clear, Yeah, I went back for us

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<v Speaker 4>and shoved my whole Like fuck, what part of that

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<v Speaker 4>did Jimmy? Shoving my entire face and nose into that

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<v Speaker 4>like sliver of petal, and I just I nearly threw up, like,

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<v Speaker 4>how sick was I in the car?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 2>Disproportionately he was because I was the one being dramatic, which,

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<v Speaker 2>as you know, is not like me.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I never laughing at I was being dramatic. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Oscar, can you smell that? And he was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't really notice it. And then once I clocked

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<v Speaker 2>that it smells like Geers, I said, can you get

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<v Speaker 2>up close and sniff one? And he was being so blase.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so chill about it. And then as soon

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<v Speaker 2>as he got right up in the business of the

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<v Speaker 2>com smell and took a deep load.

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<v Speaker 3>Which as we know, was not like me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was really really quite rattled. And I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>have heaps of empathy because he was the one saying

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<v Speaker 2>to me, oh, I can't smell anything with you. And

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<v Speaker 2>my parents were driving us back to Boginggate and Oscar

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<v Speaker 2>was there going wow like a cat with a head.

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<v Speaker 4>I was genuinely dry heaving in the backseat. What do

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<v Speaker 4>you mean like it was awful unless you've experienced it, Samuel, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently they called decorative pear trees. Some of our idiots

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<v Speaker 2>might have experienced this.

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<v Speaker 1>We used to have them in my high school, and

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, yeah, I remember, like a bunch of guys

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<v Speaker 1>we were all leaving Pe because it was when we

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<v Speaker 1>had like the separated Pe.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you've described my nightmare leaving Pe as if

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<v Speaker 2>the cum smell wasn't bad enough in the PE change room.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, honestly, if you told me that when I

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<v Speaker 4>was fifteen, maybe that's a different story. But like nowadays,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, just go have a shower, have a shower,

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<v Speaker 4>been the Lynx Africa body scrub, body spray, body whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>all in one, you know, ditch the two in one

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<v Speaker 4>shampoo conditioner and just grow up and have a fucking

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<v Speaker 4>normal shower and put on some rec owner.

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<v Speaker 1>You were saying, no, I remember, because we had the

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<v Speaker 1>contries out the front of where the change rooms were,

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<v Speaker 1>so the entire change rooms had the stench of come

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<v Speaker 1>on top.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the crusty camrags that were already in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It was that like with Lynx Africa, because and I

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<v Speaker 1>remember it was a real bonding moment. We were waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for the teacher and finally someone said it and it

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<v Speaker 1>was like it smells like come here, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all like, yeah, it really does, and the teacher

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<v Speaker 2>is like, hew, would you know you're in year three anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the first time listening, welcome, is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>We kick off every episode with an is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Each which is something we've noticed hate or appreciate. Mine

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<v Speaker 2>is something that I hate, which, as you know, is

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<v Speaker 2>not like me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not at all. Ray of Sunshine.

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<v Speaker 2>What about you too? Have you got a good hook

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<v Speaker 2>this time?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I do this time around. Mine is

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<v Speaker 4>mine is, like, you know, along the realms of when

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<v Speaker 4>is it appropriate to be an absolute gronk?

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<v Speaker 2>Always? Next? So you draw the line somewhere interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Surprisingly, Samuel, h I feel like that we need better

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment in a very specific part of our viewing experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Viewing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we're not included in that?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we talking porn? I keep forgetting that we've got

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<v Speaker 2>a straight man of very different viewing experience.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, you know, I mean it's like Sam

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<v Speaker 4>and I have been married for thirty years, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>only recently that he's discovered I'm not an actual woman.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. He was quite a shock to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thirty years and you evenly just figured out it was.

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<v Speaker 3>The common trees. I fit finally figured it out for himself, and.

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<v Speaker 2>There were no trees near your marital unit. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just oscar. And that's how you figured it out. Was

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<v Speaker 2>the cumm smell? I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was like one of those detergents that

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<v Speaker 3>you put in with.

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<v Speaker 2>The sheet, as if he knows how to use a

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<v Speaker 2>washing machine, you d do just not every single washing

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<v Speaker 2>machine I can work mine at home to buggery.

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<v Speaker 4>You open it up, you laid it up with it

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<v Speaker 4>well up with clothes, and then you put in the powder.

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<v Speaker 2>And then do you realize that we know this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And every washing machine is the same. It's like every

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<v Speaker 2>microwave is a bit different, but you fucking figure it out. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But like you know how, there's the ones that you know,

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<v Speaker 4>they have spinny thing that you know.

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<v Speaker 3>You look, shut up, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know either. I'm not like all the have a

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<v Speaker 2>spinny thing.

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<v Speaker 4>They all have a spinny thing, but you know how

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<v Speaker 4>some you can view in it. But then there's the

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<v Speaker 4>ones that you don't. They're the ones that I know.

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<v Speaker 4>But then when you throw a spinning one, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You can be old just say it it's a top loader,

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<v Speaker 2>not a front loader, tag yourself anyway, I'm going first, Bradley.

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<v Speaker 3>Yet is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Do Amazon need to sell more singular items?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah? Singular items?

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<v Speaker 2>Singular items?

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<v Speaker 1>Singular Are you're buying like the eighteen pack of like

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<v Speaker 1>a one tiny thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I have to because I have no other choice, Sam,

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<v Speaker 2>I only want one of the items, but so many

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<v Speaker 2>things on Amazon are like twenty peck forty peck. So

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<v Speaker 2>we're currently in my penthouse. Next we're in the cord

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<v Speaker 2>and see how that air conditioner remote is on the

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<v Speaker 2>couch haphazardly about the home. Yes, I'm a fan of

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<v Speaker 2>a latch on the wall.

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<v Speaker 3>I do love a latch on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>I one better had the latch on the wall. Gorgeous

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<v Speaker 2>latch on the air con mount. Yes, and it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>so convenient because there's no oh, where the fuck did

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<v Speaker 2>the remote go? And so I went on Amazon wares

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<v Speaker 2>exactly you know where to go to find it. I

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<v Speaker 2>went on Amazon and I tried to find one adhesive

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm in a rental. Of course, air con mount

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<v Speaker 2>for the wall, and it's like ten pack air con mount.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have that many fucking air cons I don't

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<v Speaker 2>not even a Penthouse. I don't have that many air cons.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need ten mounts, but I would need spears.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would we need a spare and give me them

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<v Speaker 4>up as presence?

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<v Speaker 3>I have a fucking air con.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you know? Well that would be such an insult

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<v Speaker 2>if I gave you. And then I also on Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>tried to buy our idiots would remember for minus Sean's

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<v Speaker 2>anniversary present, well for his present for our anniversary whatever

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<v Speaker 2>I got him the doctor who chest set oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw that.

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<v Speaker 2>That was lovely. It was so lovely. He loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>He absolutely loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I was there when he unwrapped it.

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<v Speaker 2>And we all know the hurdles that I had to

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<v Speaker 2>go through it if you're a regular idiot of ourse.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to get the chess pieces, and they just

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<v Speaker 2>sent the pieces without the board. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck me more for me, assuming the board came with it.

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<v Speaker 2>When it says chest set ok, I should have read

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<v Speaker 2>the fine print, and so I got the chess board.

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<v Speaker 2>And the chess board in the photos had like a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of foam inside the board when you open the hatch,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like every single pawn has its own designated

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<v Speaker 2>slot in the foam. You know, it's like car especially

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<v Speaker 2>so because I ordered chess board only because I already

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<v Speaker 2>had the pawns. They sent no fame, no fame inside

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<v Speaker 2>the board. It's hollow wood.

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<v Speaker 3>Forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you knock on Sean's chest board, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>you can hear the echo. It's meant to be filled

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<v Speaker 2>with foe to protect the pawns. And so I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fine. I love problem solving. I'm a solutions driven bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I went on Amazon and I thought, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'll get. You know, if you buy I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, a necklace or something, you get a jewelry

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<v Speaker 2>pouch with the draw string.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought I'll get a large jewelry pouch on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like forty pack jewelry pouches. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I really need one for the pawns. Only one why?

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<v Speaker 2>And then and then we moved into the penthouse. Sean

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<v Speaker 2>decided to get this here coffee table right before your eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a very nice coffe table, to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so nice, but you know it'd be nicer. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>See the door where you open for the storage compartment underneath.

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<v Speaker 2>See how it doesn't quite line the fuck up. Oh no, see,

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<v Speaker 2>now you've seen it. You can't see it, can you see?

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<v Speaker 3>You and your OCD would love that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not OCD. That's just human rights. I want my

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<v Speaker 2>coffee table to be parallel to the floor. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>call me old fashioned. So I don't want the.

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<v Speaker 3>Door to droop food.

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<v Speaker 2>Disappointing, right, And so I thought, okay again, solutions driven bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go on Amazon and I'll get some latches. Eighty

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<v Speaker 2>pack of latches. Who needs eighty latches? I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what sort of scabby landlord is going on Amazon to

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<v Speaker 2>buy latches for his mansion. I only need two latches

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<v Speaker 2>for the top and the bottom of the coffee table.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't lie. It's very distressing, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing that really annoys me, though, is that you

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<v Speaker 1>find the thing that's got like the eighty pack of

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is, and it's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>It isn't that yeah, and that many.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and the one that's just like even if it's

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<v Speaker 1>a two pack, because there's never one. If you do

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<v Speaker 1>get one, you will get the two pack. The two

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<v Speaker 1>pack will be twice as much and and it will

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<v Speaker 1>ship slower.

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<v Speaker 2>We can get it there by ten pm tonight. But

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<v Speaker 2>you need a hundred of them, not one, not a hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to go to All Express.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you do, not I've or not really

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<v Speaker 3>I ordered. I ordered a costume from Ali Express for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the costume?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was like a It was like a

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<v Speaker 4>a sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sexy.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like I want to look sick that it

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<v Speaker 4>was like a body suit. Like it was like a sexy,

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<v Speaker 4>like red body suit.

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<v Speaker 3>That was Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>It turned up and it was like three sizes too small?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you squeezed in?

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<v Speaker 3>I tried, but my ass was too fat.

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<v Speaker 2>The story of his life.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>I genuinely wish I was being funny. My ass was

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<v Speaker 4>too big for it. My package was fine, but the

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<v Speaker 4>back end was just too big.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I pivot please? Oscar's version of his package is

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<v Speaker 2>fine is so different to most people with human decency.

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<v Speaker 2>He was getting ready for a wedding that I took

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<v Speaker 2>him to my gorgeous friend Katie A.

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<v Speaker 4>No okay, yeah, was in the spare.

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<v Speaker 2>Room in my parents' home in bog Gate. He got

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<v Speaker 2>ready for the wedding and he walks out in his

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<v Speaker 2>clothes and goes, how do I look chuk? And I said,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to do something about the bold. It's way

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<v Speaker 2>too much. What's the male equivalent of a cameltoe?

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<v Speaker 6>Mo?

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<v Speaker 2>Way too much. And I said to him it's fine

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<v Speaker 2>because as a well endowed woman myself who likes to

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<v Speaker 2>wear a tight gear, I deal with this often. What

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to do. What you're gotta do is put

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<v Speaker 2>on two pairs of undies and then a pair of

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<v Speaker 2>jim shorts, like a spanks sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>No space skins, skins like well, I mean space kind

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<v Speaker 4>of counts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whatever, the bike shorts, you know, locraft sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a sports bra. But for your boys, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't do much holding. It's just the padding. It

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of diffuses the bulge. And so I sent

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<v Speaker 2>him back to his room with a pair of my

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<v Speaker 2>brother's skins that he wore when he was in the

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<v Speaker 2>under eight football team.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I sent him in there with a pair of boxes

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<v Speaker 2>that I made in sewing class and year eight, and

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<v Speaker 2>I said, this should be enough to diffuse it. He's

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<v Speaker 2>just so oblivious to how huge his member is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just such a well endowed woman. I can't like,

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to be very honest with everyone. Contracepted

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<v Speaker 2>dive from Sam roping Porter Oscar and you are idiots?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello idiots?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I don't know where we're up to. Whose in

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<v Speaker 2>gym is it? We're not even out of the first

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<v Speaker 2>gym yet? Shit? Fuck shake it quick? Who's ex Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>all right, i'll go. I'll go ask us next.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, don't make it as long as everything else of yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you know, darling, is it just me? Should we

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<v Speaker 3>maybe wear shoes on public transport?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Oh my fucking only maybe?

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<v Speaker 3>Because maybe here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Every fucking single time I get on any former bus

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<v Speaker 4>or a train and there's just fairy one fairies, because

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<v Speaker 4>they just.

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<v Speaker 2>Roll on in for the manly beach shoes of tails

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<v Speaker 2>around the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>But what they will do is they will.

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<v Speaker 4>And I feel like everyone listening knows exactly who I'm

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<v Speaker 4>talking about, because there it's a specific person, but.

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<v Speaker 2>They give them a name. Is it a man or

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<v Speaker 2>a woman?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? It can be both?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, then you do a.

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<v Speaker 3>Brody fucking brody We'll get on fully. Shoot.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm not talking like a sandal or like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>a thong or something. I'm talking a tightly laced up

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<v Speaker 4>sneaker that they've just taken the time. When they've sat

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<v Speaker 4>down and they've taken those bastards off and let the

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<v Speaker 4>dogs free.

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<v Speaker 2>They take their shoes off on the train.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd never seen if you get on the train with.

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<v Speaker 2>No shoes, I would never.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, look, there's a time and a place for

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<v Speaker 4>it for being a gronk, for being a gronk, and

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<v Speaker 4>the train is not it. And the reason why this

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<v Speaker 4>popped into my head is because it happened recently. I

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<v Speaker 4>was going to Chatswood. Sorry to hear that, thank you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>it was a it was a tough time for all involved.

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<v Speaker 4>But I got on and this woman gets on and

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<v Speaker 4>number one, it was a full train. There's no air

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<v Speaker 4>con in the trains, so it's hot as all fuck

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<v Speaker 4>because it's sardines.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I hate everything about this.

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<v Speaker 4>And she just sat down, took her shoes off, and

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<v Speaker 4>when I took her shoes off, socks included. What was

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<v Speaker 4>she wearing a lovely lilac cardigan?

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<v Speaker 3>And I care about her full get up? Well, she

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<v Speaker 3>was wearing sketches. What's that? When I used to sell shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>Back in the day, the sketches were the ones that

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<v Speaker 4>I would give to older women. Actually, Jenna seems the

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<v Speaker 4>type to wear a sketcher to. I feel like Jenna

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<v Speaker 4>would wear a sketcher.

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<v Speaker 3>She's general.

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<v Speaker 2>Jenna would wear a Jenna would absolutely suit her. But

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<v Speaker 2>she wouldn't take them off on the train.

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<v Speaker 4>Because as much as our Jenna stinks, as much as

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<v Speaker 4>our Jenna stinks, she does have the common decency to

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<v Speaker 4>leave her fucking shoes on on the train, because.

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<v Speaker 2>She takes them off when she goes to bed.

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<v Speaker 4>She just sprays on a little bit of for breeze,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, put on. But this, this fuck uss tone

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<v Speaker 4>of a woman just sat like two rows in front

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<v Speaker 4>of me and like on the opposite so I could

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<v Speaker 4>literally see.

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<v Speaker 3>Where like eye level is her fucking big toe.

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<v Speaker 4>And she just took all of it off. The foot

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<v Speaker 4>came up, and she goes, keep your fucking shoes on.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care if you did a fifteen hour day,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't give three fucks. If your foot is about

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<v Speaker 4>to fall off, you keep that bastard on. And that

0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:11.960
<v Speaker 4>goes for planes as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to ask that people who.

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<v Speaker 4>Take their shoes off on planes have a special place

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<v Speaker 4>in Hell, and I will personally put you there with

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<v Speaker 4>a month of spring.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So here's a scenario. You've got an eighteen

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<v Speaker 1>hour flight. You've got a clean sock, a nice clean shoe.

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<v Speaker 1>But halfway through that flight, you're starting to feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the ache, You're starting to feel a bit sweaty in

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<v Speaker 1>the foot that shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>May I interject? Sorry, yes, yes, don't be a clown

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<v Speaker 2>wear thongs and or slides on a flight.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That was what I want. You dress for comfort, not

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<v Speaker 2>for fashion. If you've got laced up shoes on a flight,

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<v Speaker 2>that's your funeral, not everyone else's.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're going to be the dickhead that wears lace

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<v Speaker 4>up shoes, you keep those fucking bastards off.

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<v Speaker 2>Will say this, Oscar is so polite because his feet stink.

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<v Speaker 2>That he's aware. So whenever he pops over to my place,

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<v Speaker 2>he will take his shoes off on the balcony and

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<v Speaker 2>he will hang out there for like at least thirty seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>but maximum five minutes, and he will like air the

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<v Speaker 2>feet out. Yeah, and he walked back inside and be

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<v Speaker 2>like on my feet all right. And on a good day,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be like they're fine. On a really bad day,

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<v Speaker 2>which doesn't happen often, it's probably happened twice, I'll be

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<v Speaker 2>like jump in the bath. Because he works retail.

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<v Speaker 4>Work retail, I'm on my feet all day. So like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm fully aware that, Like, I'm so sorry. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>mean to be a grotty bitch, but let me sort

0:23:34.080 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 4>it out in a polite manner, so respectful.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't just get his dogs out, pop them up,

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<v Speaker 2>create a foot rest in a public face, my brody

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<v Speaker 2>in my lilac cardigan.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the reason, after a long day of

0:23:48.720 --> 0:23:52.400
<v Speaker 1>recent retail for me, these shoes will never be coming

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<v Speaker 1>off in this house.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's actually a shoes off penthouse, actually, is it

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<v Speaker 2>just me?

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<v Speaker 4>You can follow the show online just search a couple

0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:04.320
<v Speaker 4>of mitches.

0:24:04.560 --> 0:24:07.480
<v Speaker 2>If you don't, you're a tighead. Now, idiots, we've got

0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:10.040
<v Speaker 2>a big couple of weeks coming up on the podcast.

0:24:10.280 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 2>We've got firstly Cheery's birthday still open to suggestions as

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<v Speaker 2>to what I should do. That's next week, the week after.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you believe this? Our five year anniversary?

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<v Speaker 3>Five years?

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<v Speaker 2>Five years? Wild?

0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:28.000
<v Speaker 3>I remember when you started it.

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<v Speaker 2>SA would have missed the five year anniversary one.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you something. Don't want to let guests?

0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Hello, Jennet will be back anyway. Sam your itgen please?

0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:47.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that's right. Hit us swimming? Is it just me?

0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 3>Do we need better ads?

0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Have you not heard Mine and Cheeries ads in this podcast?

0:24:57.520 --> 0:24:58.240
<v Speaker 2>They're pretty good?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean obviously that so, but and speaking which

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<v Speaker 1>we're bombarded with ads at all points no matter where

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<v Speaker 1>we are on the Internet.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so true.

0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:09.520
<v Speaker 4>Actually, like you can't even scroll through TikTok without the

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:11.520
<v Speaker 4>fourth video being like sponsored.

0:25:11.600 --> 0:25:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, well I have to play Rented the Pen.

0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:19.359
<v Speaker 4>Now you're good, though, I'm talking about actual brands who

0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:20.080
<v Speaker 4>don't have accounts.

0:25:20.080 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 1>You have an actual account yea, but where are the

0:25:22.840 --> 0:25:26.960
<v Speaker 1>days we're in between Prime Possum and Mcloud's Daughters on

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<v Speaker 1>wind Television.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they were different channels, doesn't matter, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Different channels. Yeah, well whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, as you're flicking around, you would see

0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:39.439
<v Speaker 1>these iconic ads that have stayed with us before. Just

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:42.080
<v Speaker 1>before I can't remember why, but we were singing the

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<v Speaker 1>one eight hundreds on.

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<v Speaker 4>The reading writing hotline yat Mitchell, can you google the

0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 4>reading Writing hotline plays?

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<v Speaker 3>But this is my point, we don't have any of

0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 3>those anymore.

0:25:55.359 --> 0:25:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Along with our girls sing along. You have trouble reading?

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<v Speaker 2>That's suing you?

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<v Speaker 3>And fix one three double oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Six five that's the reading writing hotline six triple five.

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<v Speaker 1>Six more of delta your neighbors. Next, you've just taken

0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:15.840
<v Speaker 1>me back.

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<v Speaker 2>In time Prime and mcclown's delta on neighbors the reading writing.

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<v Speaker 2>How the guys have you ever called it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Should we?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give them a ring. What's the number again?

0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:35.359
<v Speaker 4>One three, double oh six, triple five oh six?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the reading writing hotline.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello, you have reached the reading writing hotline. We're either

0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:43.680
<v Speaker 7>on the phone at the moment or you've called out

0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:47.000
<v Speaker 7>of hours. Please leave your name and your number and

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:49.920
<v Speaker 7>the areas that you're doing, and one of us will

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 7>give you a callback very soon.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, my name is Oscar, and I can't read the room.

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<v Speaker 3>And I.

0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:06.719
<v Speaker 4>Can't read the room, and I like, I just have

0:27:06.760 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 4>a lot of trouble writing writing your wrongs. I have

0:27:13.400 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 4>so many issues writing my wrongs when I'm trying to

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:16.920
<v Speaker 4>read the room.

0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:25.119
<v Speaker 3>And yeah, I need your help. Thanks. It's Oscar, and

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:28.000
<v Speaker 3>I can't read the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Hung up okay, great adma, yes up there with that

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<v Speaker 2>for me is come in and see the good, good

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 2>good guys. Pay lesson will slash the pricess. Come in

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<v Speaker 2>and see the good, good good guys. And then no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no, you're right. They don't do iconic ads like

0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 2>that because we see ads all the time on TikTok

0:27:57.560 --> 0:28:02.000
<v Speaker 2>and I apologize, but you keep thinking and you forget

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<v Speaker 2>about it. Yeah, better stick with you like our jingle.

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:08.760
<v Speaker 4>But even like the ads without the jingle, Like, how

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 4>often do we just say not happy Jan?

0:28:13.840 --> 0:28:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, now that's almost what thirty five years ago?

0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:20.120
<v Speaker 3>I think it's older than that now.

0:28:20.800 --> 0:28:23.160
<v Speaker 4>I think that was an ad from like the can

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:27.200
<v Speaker 4>you can you google when that Yellow Pages ad came

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:27.760
<v Speaker 4>out place?

0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm on it.

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:30.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thanks, yeah, thanks, so not happy Jen?

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:37.880
<v Speaker 4>But also like, what about the age expraying wipe makes everything?

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:40.480
<v Speaker 2>By the way, year two thousand was not happy Jen?

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 3>I was year two thousand. Yes, I thought it was

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 3>older than that.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't even borne.

0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:47.640
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm only seventeen.

0:28:48.080 --> 0:28:51.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you know the AJAX spraying wipe ad off

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:52.480
<v Speaker 2>by heart? Surely guy.

0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:58.280
<v Speaker 3>Age exprayon what makes everything all right? Makes cleaning, Oh

0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 3>so easy. I think forgot the first don't forget the

0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:02.600
<v Speaker 3>first verse.

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Where it's like a wedding and all these people are

0:29:05.200 --> 0:29:05.720
<v Speaker 2>coming over.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't remember that, but I only remember the last.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll fine, Oh so easy, But it's tough on all

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 3>things crazy. The wedding was it hit?

0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:19.600
<v Speaker 2>The wedding was the hit? Was a callback? Is something

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:21.560
<v Speaker 2>that happened earlier. It's a huge plot.

0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh god, But like you know, I agree, like ads

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 4>just don't have plot lines anymore.

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Here we go, wop wop, wops O. Daughter. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know they had the wedding place in town.

0:29:35.280 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 3>They just got their grounds here here, everything all right.

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:47.320
<v Speaker 2>The mom's house is a fright. The daughter's wedding venue

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<v Speaker 2>burnt down.

0:29:49.400 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 3>It happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum, Hi, it's me sorry. You weren't invited to the

0:29:54.000 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 2>wedding for some reason. It's all coming to your place,

0:29:56.800 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 2>and she goes, fuck. I'll get the AdEx bray and wipe.

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Continue to right what it makes.

0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Cleaning Oh so easy, let's tough.

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:09.640
<v Speaker 6>Oh th creezy, wasn't.

0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:11.440
<v Speaker 2>The house looked great?

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:15.320
<v Speaker 3>So thank you?

0:30:16.040 --> 0:30:16.520
<v Speaker 2>You're right.

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:20.600
<v Speaker 4>The best part about that specific ageax add is the

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:22.480
<v Speaker 4>fact that it's such a bogan accent.

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 2>The guests are coming here.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is the thing we've had this, there's so

0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:32.640
<v Speaker 1>much of that over the years. There's more smart, more safe, Mortine,

0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 1>more safe mort Oh my god, that was beautiful.

0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Trio.

0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, Yeah, yeah, what about this lucky

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:52.880
<v Speaker 2>not what all the ads are there?

0:30:54.480 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Actually?

0:30:54.880 --> 0:30:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, hang on, is it just me on

0:30:57.680 --> 0:31:00.440
<v Speaker 2>the fucking flight? Everyone shut the fuck up. Remember the

0:31:00.440 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 2>original Harvey Norman ad go, Harpy Norman gao that she

0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 2>was so camp? Yeah, hang on, here it is. They

0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 2>used to be like the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Harvey Norman go, And then they changed that halfway through

0:31:17.560 --> 0:31:20.160
<v Speaker 1>and now it's just like go Harvey Norman and it's

0:31:20.200 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 1>like it's not the same.

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:22.840
<v Speaker 2>There's no gusto with the go.

0:31:23.720 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Let's just go. Yeah. Are you right? There's a lot

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 3>going on in the cord.

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry I had a hay fever moment because

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 4>funck spring I should just have a personal vendetta.

0:31:35.640 --> 0:31:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Clearly you're listening to is it just me?

0:31:39.320 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 3>The rude shocks of young adulthood?

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Now, as our loyal idiots know, when Oscar and I

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 2>are left unsupervised on this podcast. When Cheery is not here,

0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 2>we sometimes let you win on inside jokes of ours

0:31:55.040 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 2>that are really funny to usk, yes, and we're not

0:31:57.680 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 2>sure if it's funny to anywhere else. But we rolled

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.200
<v Speaker 2>the dice last time. When was that?

0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:06.920
<v Speaker 4>That was the that was the top five bike bells

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:08.760
<v Speaker 4>the bike Bells episode.

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:11.160
<v Speaker 2>So Cherry fucked off early, and so it was just

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:15.600
<v Speaker 2>you and I and we introduce everyone to our inside

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.800
<v Speaker 2>joke about Mcloud's daughters. Remember that, of course I do.

0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:20.160
<v Speaker 2>What was it again? I can't.

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh, McLoud had a fun that's right, and on the

0:32:24.920 --> 0:32:26.040
<v Speaker 4>farm he had.

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:32.080
<v Speaker 2>So we got so many posts, like far more than

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 2>I expected in our group saying we pissed ourselves hearing this.

0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 2>And so there's part of us now, Oscar and I

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 2>that thinks maybe our inside jokes could be outside jokes.

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think so.

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 4>It's like giving a glimpse behind the kis.

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:51.280
<v Speaker 2>And now that Cheer is not here, now it's the

0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 2>right time to let people in on our outside jokes.

0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:54.880
<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>So, now here's the one thing I want to flag here.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't bother won't go on? Go on?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the one thing I want to flag is that

0:33:04.320 --> 0:33:06.960
<v Speaker 1>when when you go into a deep dive in these things,

0:33:07.560 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't just go for five minutes and an end years.

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Honestly at this point years.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Sam, for your information. You were here for the

0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:19.320
<v Speaker 2>inception of this inside joke. You know, I haven't given

0:33:19.320 --> 0:33:21.760
<v Speaker 2>you a heads up that we're doing it again, but

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 2>I seem to recall you being quite amused at the

0:33:24.600 --> 0:33:28.200
<v Speaker 2>time because Oscar was asleep on my mattress, I was

0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:31.440
<v Speaker 2>ready for bed, Sean was tucked in hours ago, but

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 2>you were still on the couch, ready to order that Uber.

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:37.040
<v Speaker 2>But you were so glued to this inside joke which

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 2>we are about to expose to the outside. That does

0:33:39.560 --> 0:33:42.240
<v Speaker 2>sound like me to be fair, And I have an

0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:46.840
<v Speaker 2>inside joke where stay with me. Yeah, we call it

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:49.600
<v Speaker 2>the Fat Pride Anthem Game.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck, yes, yes, we do so.

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<v Speaker 2>Any ordinary pop song you just swamp out one of

0:33:55.800 --> 0:33:59.480
<v Speaker 2>the lyrics for the word fat. Yes, that's right. However,

0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:03.440
<v Speaker 2>the rule is there's a cash You cannot swap out

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:07.240
<v Speaker 2>a lyric that makes it sound fat shaming. Yes, absolutely not,

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:10.080
<v Speaker 2>and that's why it's the Fat Pride Anthem Game.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. Correct.

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:15.799
<v Speaker 2>It has to be body positive, celebratory and beautiful.

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:19.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes, because that's what we're about with our new newly

0:34:19.160 --> 0:34:22.919
<v Speaker 4>formed outside jokes. Yes that it's funny in a laugh,

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 4>but with a positive message behind it.

0:34:25.320 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Sam and we invented this, you were, I was, maybe

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:32.279
<v Speaker 2>it's gotten old, but for off, for and I, it's

0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 2>brand new, just out of the pecket.

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:37.439
<v Speaker 4>As far as Mitchell and I are concerned, we could

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:39.959
<v Speaker 4>have come up with this two minutes ago and it's

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:41.720
<v Speaker 4>still just as fucking funny.

0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:44.239
<v Speaker 2>What do you think we did during the six hour

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<v Speaker 2>drive to Boken case Jesus. So I'll give you an

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<v Speaker 2>example we were talking. I'll give you an example, idiots,

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<v Speaker 2>of how to play the game correctly, because again, the

0:34:54.080 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 2>lyrics cannot be fat shaming. No, we don't fat shame

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<v Speaker 2>in this penthouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not true. All we can't. I mean, you used

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<v Speaker 3>to be a heavy girl yourself.

0:35:02.480 --> 0:35:05.640
<v Speaker 2>I did, and I would not appreciate the fat shaming lyrics.

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<v Speaker 3>For example, we've changed it. We're gonna go with j

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<v Speaker 3>Lo on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>You know this song, right, so I just have a

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<v Speaker 2>quick listen to the lyrics. Now listen to this bit

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:28.600
<v Speaker 2>your life, dance the night away. You would never change

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<v Speaker 2>it to dance the fat away.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, that's awful.

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:33.880
<v Speaker 2>What an awful thing to say to someone. But what

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:41.920
<v Speaker 2>you would say is live life and stay on the floor.

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:46.319
<v Speaker 3>And have a great time because you're beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight we're gonna be on the floor, don't you feel

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<v Speaker 2>in powered? Sam as a very slender minion.

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<v Speaker 4>So, Samuel, as you can see, the aim of the

0:36:02.600 --> 0:36:07.600
<v Speaker 4>game is to be positive because we're fat, exactly, that's right.

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:09.759
<v Speaker 2>And so I'm gonna take you to on a walk

0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:13.359
<v Speaker 2>down memory lane, lovely sam that night at god knows

0:36:13.440 --> 0:36:18.160
<v Speaker 2>fucking what o'clock when you were so swept up in

0:36:18.239 --> 0:36:20.840
<v Speaker 2>mind an oscar singing, you wouldn't leave.

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:23.839
<v Speaker 3>Just sitting in a non verbal At that point you were,

0:36:24.200 --> 0:36:26.520
<v Speaker 3>you were piercing laughing. You thought it was the funniest.

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<v Speaker 2>The inaugural fat part anthem song, I'll be where I am.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll be fair. Oh I'm getting in the zone already, fat.

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<v Speaker 2>Bright anthem people, Ready we go. What's gonna do with

0:36:44.800 --> 0:36:47.399
<v Speaker 2>all that fat, all that fat inside your fat.

0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get get you fat, get your loved on,

0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:51.840
<v Speaker 3>my fat, my.

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:55.600
<v Speaker 4>Fat, ma fat, my fat, my fat, my fat, my fat,

0:36:55.680 --> 0:36:59.560
<v Speaker 4>my fat, ma fat, my lovely lady fat check it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you understand the game now, my lovely lady fat.

0:37:06.000 --> 0:37:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Because it is.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ever thought to yourself listening to this podcast

0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 1>as an idiot, you know what, this lot would be

0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:13.400
<v Speaker 1>very fun to have drinks with.

0:37:14.080 --> 0:37:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Just imagine this for the next four hours straight. Yeah,

0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:23.640
<v Speaker 2>and you couldn't drag yourself away. That's right, contraceptive diaphragm.

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<v Speaker 4>Sam, I was tucked up in bed on my mattress

0:37:27.640 --> 0:37:30.640
<v Speaker 4>in his jock straight my fucking.

0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Jo serenading you with a beautiful verse of my.

0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:36.879
<v Speaker 1>Fat that's as a contraceptive diepham, I have a lot

0:37:36.960 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 1>of endurance.

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't I know it.

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:42.719
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you another example. Lids so good as hell? Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>still my hat? Check my fat baby, how you feeling.

0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:49.799
<v Speaker 4>Hair?

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Check my fat baby? How you feel feeling?

0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:55.160
<v Speaker 3>And does that?

0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:59.000
<v Speaker 2>She sound so happy, feeling fat as hell?

0:37:59.320 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 3>She sounds happy and positive and proud and I'm so

0:38:02.280 --> 0:38:02.640
<v Speaker 3>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Sam, what do you think you could do with

0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:06.320
<v Speaker 2>these lyrics?

0:38:10.120 --> 0:38:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Oscar?

0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 2>And I will show you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it will show you.

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm as away and that's a fact, and she's fine

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:19.280
<v Speaker 2>with it. Yeah, Sam, do you have any songs in mind?

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Nope, you're not playing the game, right, are you am

0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I expected to contribute here?

0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:26.520
<v Speaker 3>What happened to me being non verbal and letting you go?

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.400
<v Speaker 3>And you no, I like it when you're verbal.

0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? It's fine? You don't get it,

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Oscar and I will take its home with this.

0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:33.440
<v Speaker 3>That's fine. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>All rights.

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<v Speaker 3>Real joy.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh we are fat and free with gold and fat

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<v Speaker 8>and well fo our homes get bye fat, our land

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<v Speaker 8>about in naos of.

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<v Speaker 3>Beauty, rich and fat.

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>In his page let restage astra fat in joyful.

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Fat and let us eat letter eat God stray fat.

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:39.120
<v Speaker 2>We should have kicked Sam out for this.

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:40.800
<v Speaker 3>The idiots would get it.

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:41.640
<v Speaker 4>I get it.

0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:44.759
<v Speaker 3>I just I'm just letting you there when we came

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:45.320
<v Speaker 3>up with it.

0:39:46.200 --> 0:39:51.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and so contribute, please plase. I'd looked up songs

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<v Speaker 2>of the body parts in the title Celine Dion My

0:39:54.920 --> 0:40:00.440
<v Speaker 2>fat will go on, Yes see perfect example, Oh.

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Hilary Duff to the beat of my fat, perfect gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>With fat whate all but.

0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:12.319
<v Speaker 3>Fat down under?

0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 2>What what body parts?

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:16.279
<v Speaker 3>That? Oh it's not about? Yeah see I don't get it.

0:40:16.320 --> 0:40:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh did you just he doesn't get it?

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:21.120
<v Speaker 3>That was such a straight man thing you and.

0:40:21.120 --> 0:40:23.680
<v Speaker 2>It comes on a queer podcast, and he goes, you

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:28.040
<v Speaker 2>know what's queer? Stam doesn't get it.

0:40:28.160 --> 0:40:28.800
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't get it.

0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:29.960
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't get it.

0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:35.360
<v Speaker 3>Fine, hands to my fat? Bye? Who Slenny gamess or

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:36.080
<v Speaker 3>fat to myself?

0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:39.759
<v Speaker 2>Keep my fat to myself. There gets it.

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<v Speaker 3>He's getting there. We're training him. We're training him very slowly.

0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:44.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, what?

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:48.960
<v Speaker 3>I quite like this one the Beatles. I want to

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:49.439
<v Speaker 3>hold your.

0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Fat, ah sing it for us, sing it for us? Sam,

0:40:53.440 --> 0:40:59.239
<v Speaker 2>I want to hold your fat. Who wouldn't wait? Hang on?

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 3>Did we would you do this?

0:41:00.760 --> 0:41:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I've already done this, black eyed peas

0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:04.880
<v Speaker 1>my fat. We literally just did that.

0:41:05.000 --> 0:41:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we literally just do that.

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Fu, Where were were you?

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:12.560
<v Speaker 2>It was a world away? Are we boring you?

0:41:13.800 --> 0:41:14.080
<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we should go?

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:19.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, maybe we should go. I think Sam's over it.

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, thank god, you're not required next week, Sam honestly

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 2>will go.

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:26.319
<v Speaker 3>Is this how I just get exited from the room

0:41:26.800 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 3>escorted out?

0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you you fulfilled your requirement? Okay barely. I

0:41:34.080 --> 0:41:34.400
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:36.600
<v Speaker 3>About you, but my fat don't lie?

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:39.880
<v Speaker 2>Ah? Hang on, cut to me, that cut the me,

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 2>that cut the track. Sam, finally here, thank you, thanks

0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:44.400
<v Speaker 2>for coming on.

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:45.520
<v Speaker 7>You know that.

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:50.560
<v Speaker 3>I love her.

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Have you got one more in you?

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:54.480
<v Speaker 3>I can't feel my fat it's from the weekend.

0:41:55.360 --> 0:41:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't feel my fat went with you, but

0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:03.160
<v Speaker 2>I love it. No, No, that's fat shaming. I can't

0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:05.319
<v Speaker 2>feel my fat when I'm with you, but I love

0:42:05.480 --> 0:42:08.919
<v Speaker 2>not feeling my fat. You should feel you're fat. Would

0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:12.160
<v Speaker 2>be grateful for your body, absolutely keeping you alive.

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 3>You're starting to see why I sit here nonverbal in this.

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh anyway, thanks.

0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:20.840
<v Speaker 3>For listening, anyway, idiots, thanks for coming.

0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:24.440
<v Speaker 2>Mitch and Jenny will be back on Monday for Cheery's birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Still accepting suggestions of how to spoil that fucking fast,

0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:33.759
<v Speaker 2>but don't post it in.

0:42:33.800 --> 0:42:36.759
<v Speaker 3>The adjurant idiots. Okay, we don't want him to know.

0:42:37.080 --> 0:42:38.919
<v Speaker 2>Just send it to this number, Oscar. Are you ready?

0:42:39.040 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh shit, oh god, no, sus Christ is so much happening.

0:42:49.440 --> 0:42:51.520
<v Speaker 2>You missed a lot of numbers. Bring it back so far?

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh for to nob too zero here going on it now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you do no more? Rage, t zerol tue.

0:43:04.440 --> 0:43:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Can you pass me that wine? That'd be great?

0:43:07.680 --> 0:43:10.280
<v Speaker 2>No juesy.

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh do no?

0:43:15.320 --> 0:43:23.920
<v Speaker 4>Gamok yes, you said there's a text on that stupid

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:28.360
<v Speaker 4>line that I fucking butchered about cheeries fat birthday bench.

0:43:29.920 --> 0:43:32.319
<v Speaker 4>And until then, thank you so much, miss fit Mitch

0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:34.759
<v Speaker 4>for having Sam and I and we'll catch you next week.

0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Hi, thanks for keeping me company.

0:43:37.200 --> 0:43:39.680
<v Speaker 4>I loved it the eighteen ditch me so now I've

0:43:39.719 --> 0:43:45.759
<v Speaker 4>got the Bee tape, the Pey tape, gorgeous.

0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:46.840
<v Speaker 3>Love, setting a new standard. Idiots.

0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Will catch you back very soon. Bye bye bye.

0:43:49.840 --> 0:43:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 3>A podcast by a couple of make sure you've hit

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 3>follow on your podcast app.

0:44:10.440 --> 0:44:13.839
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add Brave the secret segment on the end.

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<v Speaker 2>It's done and we're still going Sam, Yes, what do

0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 2>you hate? I hate not getting it. I hate not

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:23.279
<v Speaker 2>being able to do it. I thought you'd be used

0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:23.480
<v Speaker 2>to it.

0:44:23.760 --> 0:44:26.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, that's that's actually very fair.

0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:30.680
<v Speaker 4>So I hate guys that are up themselves. I hate

0:44:30.719 --> 0:44:31.880
<v Speaker 4>girls that are up themselves.

0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:32.840
<v Speaker 3>What do you hate?

0:44:34.480 --> 0:44:35.120
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't get that?

0:44:36.560 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh God?

0:44:38.600 --> 0:44:42.759
<v Speaker 2>Truth or deare not? Really?

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:43.239
<v Speaker 3>Not really?

0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:43.440
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:44:43.840 --> 0:44:44.799
<v Speaker 3>Or truth or truth though?

0:44:45.760 --> 0:44:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Come on?

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Truth or truth true? Do you?

0:44:52.040 --> 0:44:52.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:53.879
<v Speaker 3>There you go? Yeah.

0:44:55.160 --> 0:44:59.239
<v Speaker 2>Explosive details. Explosive details exclusive to the Misfits.

0:44:59.440 --> 0:45:00.319
<v Speaker 3>Glad we did the guys.

0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:03.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's really good to get that off my chest.

0:45:03.400 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 3>As well, yeah, meaning to have a good d B.

0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Sam. I can see you furiously typing over there. What

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 2>are you googling?

0:45:08.760 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 3>I was looking for truth and dare questions?

0:45:10.480 --> 0:45:13.480
<v Speaker 1>But quick oh yeah yeah Sam, look out some truth

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:16.279
<v Speaker 1>or truthful Nah, but it's all ship ones from like Cosmopolitan.

0:45:18.560 --> 0:45:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Just risk it.

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:25.799
<v Speaker 3>Can you roll your tongue? Yah? H No, I can't.

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:29.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I know, and you're a straight man. I

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 3>would imagine that helps. Yeah, that serves you very well.

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:35.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, it's it's it's it's a disappointment for everyone,

0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:36.240
<v Speaker 1>including myself.

0:45:36.320 --> 0:45:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Have you tried, Yeah, it just it doesn't work. It

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:41.280
<v Speaker 2>doesn't work. Nah, that's saturd.

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:46.759
<v Speaker 3>What question are you secretly hoping no one asks you? Oh?

0:45:48.320 --> 0:45:50.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm an open book. Yeah, I wear my fat on

0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:51.400
<v Speaker 2>my sleeve.

0:45:51.640 --> 0:45:55.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah I'm I'm There's very few questions that I won't answer.

0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:56.479
<v Speaker 3>What else?

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 3>What's the most non sexual thing that turns you on?

0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:03.240
<v Speaker 2>And unloading the dishwasher?

0:46:05.800 --> 0:46:06.560
<v Speaker 3>Buy me dinner?

0:46:08.000 --> 0:46:09.399
<v Speaker 2>I do that all the time.

0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'm horny as all fuck when you give

0:46:12.000 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 3>me my KFC. No, I actually shouldn't.

0:46:15.680 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 4>I I should say cooking me dinner like a proper

0:46:18.360 --> 0:46:21.279
<v Speaker 4>I've done that. Yeah, I've done that too. I just

0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 4>wanted to turn on. Like I was with a guy

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:26.800
<v Speaker 4>recently who made me dinner, and it was very like

0:46:26.880 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 4>there was no like expectations or like you know, I bet.

0:46:30.239 --> 0:46:31.640
<v Speaker 2>You exceeded expectations.

0:46:31.680 --> 0:46:33.640
<v Speaker 3>Of course I did, because I was very turned on

0:46:33.719 --> 0:46:36.840
<v Speaker 3>by the Oh I sucked him up on the balcony.

0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:41.480
<v Speaker 3>What about you, sam mate? Yeah, what's a what's a

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:43.760
<v Speaker 3>non sexual thing that turns you rampant?

0:46:45.000 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>This one's This is so lame, but it's really just

0:46:47.800 --> 0:46:52.360
<v Speaker 1>it's every single time, it's just like deep eye contact.

0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it will always do it for me. I just

0:46:56.160 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 2>need someone to pay a lot of attention. Oh, we're

0:47:00.600 --> 0:47:01.920
<v Speaker 2>now doing a staring competition.

0:47:02.040 --> 0:47:04.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well it explains why he never looks me in

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:05.960
<v Speaker 4>the eye. To be honest, that's true.

0:47:06.040 --> 0:47:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Explains I've got my legs crossed. Next, Okay, he wasn't

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 2>even turned on.

0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:17.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you won the sto artist. I barely bling it.

0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 2>The fuck you didn't, and I dropped Sean.

0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:26.440
<v Speaker 3>Next, this one's great from Cosmopolitan. Oh, have you ever

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 3>experimented with someone of the same gender?

0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Ah?

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:31.480
<v Speaker 6>Fuck?

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:34.640
<v Speaker 3>Why would I do such a thing? That's disgusting?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's so silly.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would I ever experiment with someone who is the

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<v Speaker 3>same gym Sam? Have you yeah? Have you said it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>of course I have. Ah would be in this room.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding? He's actually got a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this hasn't been married for thirty years?

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<v Speaker 3>True? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this married for thirty years?

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<v Speaker 3>Thing?

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<v Speaker 2>A misfit inside joke I'm not aware of.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably, yeah, yeah, Well, because we never we never gave

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<v Speaker 4>context as to why we just started carrying on like

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<v Speaker 4>a married couple on the pod, although some people did

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<v Speaker 4>note that there was sexual tension between us.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so glad, which so I yeah, we've always I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, okay, as someone who just had a staring context

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<v Speaker 2>with Sam, he's only got eyes for one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, stop funny over me.

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<v Speaker 2>No battle, darling, I've already won, because I've already won.

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<v Speaker 4>I've already won because when we did ask Auntie Oscar,

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<v Speaker 4>someone referred to you as uncle contraceptive diaphragm Sam, which

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<v Speaker 4>I thought was brilliant. Actually you know uncle, I see, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because we did ask Auntie Oscar. Well, we know, well,

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<v Speaker 4>I just was giving context. Take it back, I take

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<v Speaker 4>back everything I just said in the last hour, but like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we just never gave context as to that joke and

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<v Speaker 4>that was just something we came up with in the

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<v Speaker 4>studio on the spot and then we just stuck with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool. Yeah, next we have this podcast made sure at

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<v Speaker 2>least today that's all just two percent, so we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening, Idiots back to regular programming. Unfortunately as

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<v Speaker 2>of Monday.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do?

0:49:14.760 --> 0:49:15.440
<v Speaker 3>And what are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know? That's what I'm asking for suggestion?

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<v Speaker 3>That's so true.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, yeah, please make sure you text the text line

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<v Speaker 4>with your suggestions.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, do you want to do it again?

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<v Speaker 3>Not fucking doing it again?

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<v Speaker 2>Then why did you bring it up?

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<v Speaker 4>Because you can just play the sweeper without my voice?

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<v Speaker 4>I got it two nine for T zero two.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh do to nine A to zero two? Allf do

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<v Speaker 6>to nine pad to zero two?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought to nine?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck spring? Thank you so much for having us, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're welcome and idiots will be back on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for hanging out.

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<v Speaker 3>With that's with your regular Do you wanna do you

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<v Speaker 3>want to vapor it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>He's got lots engined. Now you want to give you

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<v Speaker 2>only just brought that up. Why are you gate keeping

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<v Speaker 2>the strip cels idiot?

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<v Speaker 3>What they're my strip sails?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm your wife, what's yours is mine? Anyway, Thanks for

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<v Speaker 4>having us, Chuck you welcome, you love you idiots. We'll

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<v Speaker 4>see you next time.

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