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Speaker 1: The room.

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Speaker 2: Is cutting the room on the cutting room floor today

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Speaker 2: we thought we talk the tail of two big fallacies.

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Speaker 3: The first one is what has people flocking to Geelong

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Speaker 3: Botanic Gardens. It's a corpse plant, a morpho phallus titanium.

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Speaker 1: Brendan described the look of it, well, it looks like

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Speaker 1: a big penis. Okay, we'll dance around it a bit.

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Speaker 1: I would like to see footage of that. That's your

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Speaker 1: Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: It's like a cabbage that once a year opens up

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Speaker 3: and there's a giant phallus that comes out only for

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Speaker 3: a couple of days.

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Speaker 2: People who will say it looks a bit from Column

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Speaker 2: and a bit from Columbier. It looks penisy but vadgie

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Speaker 2: at the same time, so it's.

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Speaker 1: A bit ta. I don't know about that. I don't

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Speaker 1: know zoom in on it, which I have, but people

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Speaker 1: have been lining up.

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Speaker 3: They've even got a live stream set up at the

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Speaker 3: Botanic Gardens there so people can look at it. What

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Speaker 3: I saw when I looked at it was people trying

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Speaker 3: to waft the smell towards them.

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Speaker 1: Smell smell like stinky feet. I paid mice.

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Speaker 2: I paid to see a diving act almost sees me

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Speaker 2: a diving act.

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Speaker 3: Well, the other fallus that's in the news today. This

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Speaker 3: man has done the world with a nineteen inch fallas

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Speaker 3: what it's his own, No, he bought it a bag.

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Speaker 3: Get down his pant it's his own. And what's interesting?

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Speaker 1: Ten inches? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Actually, how many can you google? How many centimeters? That

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Speaker 3: would be?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: That's might take some time do it. I'll talk about

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Speaker 1: it while you google. Okay, you talk about it while

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Speaker 1: I google?

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Speaker 3: Will you be will you be allowed to google that?

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Speaker 3: Or the systems shut you out? It's just it's just measurements.

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Speaker 3: It's just measurements, mom, that's all I'm doing. Well, it's

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Speaker 3: not what you'd imagine. It would be fun to have.

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Speaker 3: It's nine hundred grams, oh my god, nearly a kilo.

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Speaker 1: Whoa four hundred and eighty two millimeters and tell me

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Speaker 1: how long that is on a ruler.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's bigger than the thirty centimeter of ruler have.

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Speaker 2: Most rulers are thirty centimeters, so it's it's eighteen.

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Speaker 1: One and a half rulers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one and a half rulers, Oh my god. One

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Speaker 2: that whacked on the back of your legs.

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Speaker 3: One and a half rulers. It's like Charles and Andrew

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Speaker 3: together does. But I don't know. But it's no fun

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Speaker 3: for him. He said, he has a life without sexual relations,

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Speaker 3: doesn't have a girlfriend, frequent painful urinary tract infections. So

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Speaker 3: this Mexican man is saying, it's not.

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Speaker 1: What it's cracked up to be. So, you know, guys,

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Speaker 1: you're okay. You don't have to worry about it.

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Speaker 2: It makes me feel better because girls don't. When when

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Speaker 2: you were young, we.

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Speaker 1: Used to measure it when girls were young.

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Speaker 2: Well, now you girls never would have done this when

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Speaker 2: we were young, guys, we used to measure.

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Speaker 1: Our what with a ruler and in front of others. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in your brother or something like that.

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Speaker 3: You've got siblings, brother or the other religious clergy, the priest.

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Speaker 1: In front of your other's siblings. Don't see that.

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Speaker 2: They're always measuring.

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Speaker 1: What are you boys doing? That's a guy think? I

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Speaker 1: know that your girls do that. Of course, what would

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Speaker 1: they measure? What would the length measure of what? You ask?

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Speaker 2: Any guy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's a girl measuring? I don't know. Girls

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Speaker 1: didn't you know?

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Speaker 3: I get we never borrowed the tape measure and disappeared

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Speaker 3: down to the basement like you.

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Speaker 2: Did as it were, but that was just the thing

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Speaker 2: that guys did. But nineteen inches, that is that is extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: How big do you think that that plant one is?

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Speaker 2: That's that's that's that would probably almost nineteen inches.

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Speaker 3: I reckon tearing over people's head because that's the base

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Speaker 3: have infected in the base.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Statue of Liberty. When you look at that,

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Speaker 1: she's got sky healed sand.

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Speaker 2: There's a statue and then there's a giant, you know, plinth.

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Speaker 3: Would you line up and cure around if that Mexican

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Speaker 3: guy came out on too? Do you think they'd have

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Speaker 3: a live stream on him? People walking around.

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Speaker 2: Trying it smells like Guzman.

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Speaker 1: Oh, let's just end it.

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about this guy? No?

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Speaker 3: Do you want to comparison? Look, your language is offensive today.

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Speaker 3: This poor man and why would he use his name

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Speaker 3: and go public. He's got a micro penis. It's measuring

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Speaker 3: under one inch and we use that by way of

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Speaker 3: men hearing this and feeling better about themselves. So he

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Speaker 3: also can't have relations and it's taken a toll on

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Speaker 3: his confidence and relationships. So you know there's that as well.

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Speaker 3: The world comes the world produces people in all shapes.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather the micro We have to ask a man, now,

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Speaker 1: what would you write? Would you? Well? I live with

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Speaker 1: that now, I say with a major, sergeant major this.

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Speaker 3: I was hoping we'd talk about things botanical, and sadly

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Speaker 3: we've gone somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: Something smells like running meat burke or did you okay?

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Speaker 1: Kids?

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Speaker 2: That's it today, the maxim of all Chausey and Mandison