Speaker 1: Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches. Ye,
Speaker 1: delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. I
Speaker 1: got to complain about my radio show this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: No Is Michubi and Mitchell Coos Hell are you?
Speaker 3: Hell?
Speaker 2: Are ye?
Speaker 1: How are you? Mitchel good?
Speaker 2: I'm actually a bit agitated, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 1: Doesn't shock me, but yeah, no, because.
Speaker 2: When I was driving in here, I was like, fuck me,
Speaker 2: I'm so itchy. I don't know what's going on, like
Speaker 2: the back of my neck and stuff, and I thought,
Speaker 2: is it my hair? I don't know what's going on?
Speaker 3: And then I.
Speaker 2: Realized the lovely shirt that I was wearing was also
Speaker 2: the shirt that I wore when I got my haircut.
Speaker 2: So you know, when you have a haircut and all
Speaker 2: the bits of hair, obviously I haven't washed it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, obviously I haven't washed it. That's the worst
Speaker 1: feeling in the world. Or when you go to bed
Speaker 1: the night of a haircut but you don't shower and
Speaker 1: then you've just got a little shards of hair scattered
Speaker 1: throughout your bed and your pillow. I hate it.
Speaker 2: You can't think that's ever happened to me, does your
Speaker 2: hair dress and not do just the old dust off
Speaker 2: with that little makeup brush.
Speaker 1: Because I get clippers, I get like a buzz, not
Speaker 1: a buzz, but like a level A one or A two,
Speaker 1: So I get those micro fine hairs. Unless I wash
Speaker 1: it with water, it's it's ruined. I have to share it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very annoying if I'm snappy today, that's why was that?
Speaker 1: Why did you get a haircut?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that noticeable. When you have long hair
Speaker 2: and you get a little trim, you can't really.
Speaker 1: Tell how much did you take off a few inches?
Speaker 2: Not even that, just like a little tidy up.
Speaker 1: You're feeling stressed. Now you're twenty eight, you're going I
Speaker 1: can't dress like a youth anymore. I can't be a kid.
Speaker 1: I'm an aged adult. I've got to dress my age,
Speaker 1: look my age. No, not really, Oh really, I had
Speaker 1: a bit of that, really Yeah. Yeah, stop wearing bright colors.
Speaker 1: Stop smiling in the street.
Speaker 2: Stop smiling in the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to be old now.
Speaker 2: You would have looked insane walking around with a grin
Speaker 2: on your face all the time in the street. I
Speaker 2: felt that, psycho.
Speaker 1: I felt so sorry.
Speaker 3: I for you.
Speaker 1: Can you paint a picture what it's like to be
Speaker 1: on a phone call to me during the middle of
Speaker 1: the day on a workday because you called me the
Speaker 1: other day. There were four dropouts. I ran into three
Speaker 1: different people. Yeah, I think, I, you know, did a
Speaker 1: spontaneous give back to a homeless man like I just
Speaker 1: I felt so bad because so much happened to me
Speaker 1: during that phone call.
Speaker 2: So there were like at least four or five times
Speaker 2: where the call just dropped out. But then there were
Speaker 2: a couple of times where you hung up on purpose
Speaker 2: because you ran into someone you knew. And all the while,
Speaker 2: this whole conversation, it says, because he's always going for
Speaker 2: a fucking dumb fuck walk by.
Speaker 1: The hot girl walk. Yeah, they live by the beach.
Speaker 2: You can't help so windy, no wonder I kept dropping out.
Speaker 1: Someone call bit at talk and I didn't want to answer.
Speaker 1: I wanted to keep talking to you, Mitchell and give
Speaker 1: you my attention. But that stressful thing happened where Apple's
Speaker 1: like when someone calls you when you're already on a
Speaker 1: call and it goes answer or hang up.
Speaker 2: Hold and hang up, pause and hang out.
Speaker 1: Pause and hang up. Kill your firstborn and slay a
Speaker 1: dragon my hat very confused, so I accidentally killed you
Speaker 1: and answered this random call that I had to talk
Speaker 1: to him for ten minutes, and Mitch's messaging me knowing
Speaker 1: where the fuck did you go?
Speaker 3: Give up?
Speaker 2: Most of the time, I'm like, whatever, I felt so
Speaker 2: bad I bumped to do this girl from school, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: I'll call you back, Christina?
Speaker 1: How are you forgot to hang up? I was on
Speaker 1: my my AirPods, Paul Mitchell was listening to me reunite
Speaker 1: with Christina Nicholson.
Speaker 2: Here you're talking to her, going, oh h, I sound
Speaker 2: nice to seeing one. And then I'm just in your airports.
Speaker 2: I'm like, who the fuck's that? And You're like, I'll
Speaker 2: call you back drops out again. It's impossible.
Speaker 1: At least I answer your calls. Price keeper, Jenna, who
Speaker 1: is here? High?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: Never answers up.
Speaker 4: I don't have a phone.
Speaker 1: You do, you're a digital content producer.
Speaker 2: Right before our eyes we can see your phone. What
Speaker 2: do you mean you don't have a phone.
Speaker 4: There's no number attached to it.
Speaker 1: What's your wallpapers on the run? Don't tell me. Let's
Speaker 1: all guess what each other's wallpapers are. Right now?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: Friendship test. Okay, Jenny, yours is one hundred percent your
Speaker 1: cat Ratty whatever, it's Reebok. Her name's Connie Funny. Tap
Speaker 1: your phone. Oh god, I'm big.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna guess yours, Mitch Cheery.
Speaker 2: Sure yours is Stephen or yourself?
Speaker 3: The fuck myself.
Speaker 1: It has been in the that's been for motivational periods.
Speaker 2: Okay, and it has worked.
Speaker 4: I think Stephen.
Speaker 1: That's step all right, Mitchell, I reckon yours?
Speaker 2: What do you think my wallpaper is?
Speaker 3: Go on?
Speaker 1: This is actually tough because you love Sean but hates
Speaker 1: to show it.
Speaker 2: I've definitely gone long periods of time where it's been
Speaker 2: a photo of Sean and I. I think from like
Speaker 2: February when we went to Ears Tour until quite recently
Speaker 2: it was Sean and I at Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: So you've had a recent change.
Speaker 4: Yes, I was going to say you and Sean, but no,
Speaker 4: it's not not anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's such a hard one.
Speaker 2: Is it rude to get rid of him on the wallpaper?
Speaker 1: Personal choice? I just can't think of who else it
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 2: It's not a person.
Speaker 4: There's a clue, some sort of aesthetic passion.
Speaker 2: No, it's a photo I took and as you know,
Speaker 2: I've been traveling recently.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a shot at the McLeod's daughter's house.
Speaker 2: Now fuck close. Very fucking warm in Darwin. No, Oh,
Speaker 2: you were warmer with the house in Adelaide. No show us.
Speaker 2: I think Mcloud's daughters, but not the house on a horse.
Speaker 1: Canceled.
Speaker 2: There's no people in it.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: Oh a car.
Speaker 1: It's a car. It's an old car.
Speaker 2: No, why would I put a car on the board.
Speaker 1: Car then drove off the ravine in that dumb episode
Speaker 1: and there was a tsunami, and then the horse was
Speaker 1: laying the entire synopsis of the horse show. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Show us, Jenna, you're getting real close. Mcloud's daughters, but
Speaker 2: not the house, the pub.
Speaker 1: No, Cloud's daughters, but not the house. My Cloud's daughters.
Speaker 1: It's a cloud.
Speaker 2: No, it's a daughter.
Speaker 1: It's your niece.
Speaker 2: Fuck no, you're getting even further away. You were so warm.
Speaker 2: I've actually made it so easy. I've led a horse
Speaker 2: to water.
Speaker 1: In card to make it drink. I've always said that
Speaker 1: I don't play that much attention to you.
Speaker 2: What is Jenna's going to get there? I know that
Speaker 2: you've given up. You don't care that much.
Speaker 4: Please tell me, please give show us wind.
Speaker 2: The mcloud's thoughts. Wind mil shit.
Speaker 1: Wow, we've both got the loves of our life and
Speaker 1: you've got a windmill.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was a kid photo.
Speaker 1: It's a very good put a nice CPIA filter on.
Speaker 4: We really like that photo.
Speaker 2: How artsy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, very well that's us in a nutshell, of course,
Speaker 1: your windmill and a gay man in a twink. That's
Speaker 1: the show. Welcome to Is it just me? Every show
Speaker 1: we start the same, something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate. If you knew here, Hi, Mitch starts with
Speaker 1: a gym. I start with any gym. He doesn't know mine,
Speaker 1: and I don't know he's today on the show. Also,
Speaker 1: you've got to hustle return Part two.
Speaker 2: Yes, since where we try to promote our podcasts in
Speaker 2: out of the box ways, trying to reach an audience
Speaker 2: we don't already have.
Speaker 1: Correct which is hard because we have many and millions
Speaker 1: around the globe.
Speaker 2: Well, Jenna and I are very fucking excited to show
Speaker 2: you what we've done. We've been doing our homework and
Speaker 2: you look not quite sure of what you've done. In
Speaker 2: your hustling.
Speaker 1: I just don't like that you've teamed up.
Speaker 2: It feels cheating, like we've both done one age and
Speaker 2: I just helped Jenny with hers because it was so elaborate.
Speaker 1: Well that's fine by me.
Speaker 4: I just need help with things in life, so fair.
Speaker 1: I don't want not chat there.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's nothing wrong with TeamWorks all No, this is
Speaker 2: what the show is built on.
Speaker 1: Teamwork.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Well, may you got to hustle. I was very impressed
Speaker 2: with awesome. I can't wait to be impressed as well.
Speaker 1: Good me too, can't wait. And for the new audience
Speaker 1: that are about to join the show, Well, oh you
Speaker 1: might because they might listen back hullo, Yeah we got yeah,
Speaker 1: we got yeah, hooked in and sinker. All right, that's
Speaker 1: coming up. Shall we start, like we said, with an
Speaker 1: I gym? Should we you go first? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Sure? Okay, what's the world's going to be about?
Speaker 1: Mine is something that hit me a realization that I
Speaker 1: thought was a unique experience. But it turns out other
Speaker 1: people do this too when traveling.
Speaker 2: So you already know the answer. It's not just you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, yes, but I want to know if
Speaker 1: it's you two being the co host of the show. Sure, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care about anyone else. People listen to this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we've got all these new people after are hustling.
Speaker 4: Hi everyone million.
Speaker 1: I wonder if we have any Aarmish listeners.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, how much people eve it have mobile phones?
Speaker 2: I assumed that wouldn't be part of it them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they hide them in their wrector rector. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: well they can't be seen by the people. Shit, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: Also they have rumspringer. When they turn eighteen or sixteen
Speaker 1: or hoyk sixteen sixteen, they go out and they can
Speaker 1: do what they want. They can have technology, they can
Speaker 1: have access to the real world, but only for a
Speaker 1: few months.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they and then they have to choose whether to
Speaker 4: return to the Amish life or the real world.
Speaker 1: It shocks me because who would after tasting the real
Speaker 1: world go back to churning butter And we're.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's too overwhelming for them.
Speaker 3: May be true.
Speaker 1: I don't want to knock yuck someone's arm.
Speaker 4: And they lose their family if they they're out.
Speaker 1: You're right. Well, if any armies are listening, we love
Speaker 1: having happy to be your dirty little secret. What's your origin?
Speaker 1: About joined to do it when you went first last episode?
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, but it was his birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh, for God's sake, Okay, go first age?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Are you hyper sensitive to agro texts?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean yes, text messages. It's hard to say texts
Speaker 2: sex for you, yeah, yes, and for you you kind
Speaker 2: of say, give texts texts. It's a little stumble at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 1: Texts. It's hard.
Speaker 2: Say texts again, texts, it's the yeah, the double less
Speaker 2: at the end.
Speaker 1: Your tongue sort of just flaps around that.
Speaker 4: I always have to say text messages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll rephrase it. Are you hypersensitive to tone
Speaker 2: on text messages?
Speaker 1: Much better? Yes? Yeah, you are, absolutely, especially with yours.
Speaker 2: Okay, well mine, fine. If I'm mad, I won't make
Speaker 2: it a secret.
Speaker 1: But if your Kurt, you'r Kurt Kurt? Yeah like that
Speaker 1: like Mike from Glee my brother in law. No, straight
Speaker 1: like uh you know Kurt, sure snappy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't do passive aggressive. I just let you
Speaker 2: know correct so you don't have to read into mind. No,
Speaker 2: but if you're high persensitive too, I'm just going to
Speaker 2: read these text messages and tell me how you'd react
Speaker 2: these No, no, no, I've got two examples. One of
Speaker 2: them was Roving Report Oscar our fourth wheel.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a lot of curtains from him.
Speaker 2: So took in. But you've got a hustle that we
Speaker 2: are about to play you in this episode. Oscar was
Speaker 2: part of it. Yes, And when I was helping arrange things,
Speaker 2: I said to him over message, actually, so we were
Speaker 2: going to do five pm, but we're going to do
Speaker 2: four pm now, and he replies, no punctuation, no capital
Speaker 2: is just that actually works better for me? Ha ha.
Speaker 2: And I was like, did you just hah me? And
Speaker 2: I said what's wrong? What have I done? And he
Speaker 2: goes nothing. I said, a lower case ha ha is
Speaker 2: so agreave to me?
Speaker 1: No, I think you're reading into that now.
Speaker 2: But a third half makes all the difference, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when we're talking about one half is condescending.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you made sure put a bullet in my brain.
Speaker 1: Amen. Unacceptable hah classic.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's enough. If it's a ha ha ha,
Speaker 2: even a double eighth or something.
Speaker 1: To see it written on I need to type it.
Speaker 2: I'll just send you exactly what he said. Ready, Just
Speaker 2: that actually works better for me. Hah, that seems zagrod,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. That's passive aggressive?
Speaker 1: It does. You're right seeing it written to me, it's like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's short. The two hars are not enough.
Speaker 2: The two hars aren't enough.
Speaker 1: Also, look at the hahhara I've given you above, I've
Speaker 1: given you four yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter that you weren't laughing that much.
Speaker 2: It's just about the tone.
Speaker 1: I agree. Okay, So what's the second example, because I
Speaker 1: back you there, this was sewn Oh no, your nearest
Speaker 1: and dearest.
Speaker 2: Exactly. He's very rarely short with me. He's so over
Speaker 2: enthusiastic here is too much.
Speaker 1: So some days I've said to.
Speaker 2: Him before, like, sometimes your enthusiasm doesn't match the information
Speaker 2: I've given you.
Speaker 4: I love short.
Speaker 2: Like one time, like I was telling you on Monday
Speaker 2: when we went and did that crocodile cruise thing in Darwin,
Speaker 2: and I said to him, oh, I packed those portable
Speaker 2: mics in case I want of film content, and he goes, oh, fantastic.
Speaker 2: Sometimes your enthusiasm doesn't match the information him.
Speaker 1: That's sweet want that.
Speaker 2: It's like an Irwin, Yes exactly, he is like an Irwin.
Speaker 2: And so that's why when I got this text, I
Speaker 2: was like, holy fuck, what's going on here? So he's
Speaker 2: moving in with me very soon, and then we're going
Speaker 2: to live at my place until November look for somewhere
Speaker 2: together when my lease is up. And he seems to
Speaker 2: feel a bit more urgency around finding a place together
Speaker 2: than I do. And so he sent me all these
Speaker 2: links to different apartments. What do you think of these?
Speaker 2: Should I apply for that? And I said, oh, like,
Speaker 2: I like them, but I don't want to break lease
Speaker 2: because that's not a good look on my tenant ledger.
Speaker 2: So like maybe it's we don't have to start applying now, Like,
Speaker 2: we'll leave it a little bit. It's not super urgent.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. He replies, all G.
Speaker 1: Poor Sean, coming from Sean. That's a deep cut. Thank you,
Speaker 1: that's a deep cut. I'm worried. All G all is
Speaker 1: not G.
Speaker 2: No, nothing's G. Nothing's G. And so I called him immediately.
Speaker 2: I said what's wrong? And he goes, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I said, you just all geat me? No, he goes,
Speaker 2: in a good space, I all G all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bullshit, you never all G You've never all
Speaker 2: ged me ever, I'm not twenty twelve for status, but
Speaker 2: I knew, and he goes.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not mad, that's okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, fucking mind the proper, because I would
Speaker 2: never ALLG someone that's I was being so passively.
Speaker 1: I was going to say I'd or G someone if
Speaker 1: I wanted them to think if I was being MANIPILDI
Speaker 1: oll G if I wanted to get in their head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it worked, didn't it? Because I was like,
Speaker 2: what did I do?
Speaker 1: Wow? That is shocking from Sean, but it's clearly an oversight.
Speaker 1: All was just g.
Speaker 2: But normally he would write an essay being like, oh no,
Speaker 2: that's okay, totally understand.
Speaker 1: You know what I think messages need, and Apple can
Speaker 1: bring it in Samsung. I don't give a shit who
Speaker 1: but we need to incorporate colors. Imagine if I was
Speaker 1: like all G, and I could make that green like.
Speaker 2: A mid ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a mood ol G green alg.
Speaker 2: But that would make me think you're texting from an android.
Speaker 1: Oh true, but the bubble.
Speaker 2: Would be blue.
Speaker 1: But then I'd be written it'd be confusing. We just
Speaker 1: need intonation. It's almost like voice messages are the best
Speaker 1: way to send and receive messages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like even a smile after the old G would
Speaker 2: have made all the difference. But all G and that's it.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, see I even sometimes I've infuriated him. No.
Speaker 1: I often will send the colon and then the open
Speaker 1: bracket smile instead of an emoji, because that tells a
Speaker 1: different story to an emoji.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not truly happy if you've just done the dots.
Speaker 1: Kind of like it's I'm putting on a smile, but
Speaker 1: deep down I'm hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's very true.
Speaker 1: I would read the same wab emoji. Well far, I've
Speaker 1: got enough time to search for an emoji, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: That's so Trueiet, how deep do you have to search
Speaker 2: for the smiling emoji? Is it not in your reasons?
Speaker 2: You're not smile much? How out of your way do
Speaker 2: you have to go to smile at some?
Speaker 1: First one is that the two hands making a love heart.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's one of my new faves as well.
Speaker 1: Second one is the hot emoji, like the.
Speaker 2: Hot one, then the devil and show me the hot emoji.
Speaker 2: I don't know which one. They just text it too.
Speaker 2: I'll text you my top three. Oh, this is not
Speaker 2: that interesting my top three.
Speaker 1: I hate to.
Speaker 2: Think why you were sending that hot one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all actually a bit sexual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are very sexual. The hot one is like
Speaker 2: the red face with the bead of sweat dripping down
Speaker 2: and the tongue out like yep, yeah, I know. Why
Speaker 2: are you sending that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Oh you had just gone for a run.
Speaker 4: WHI one is the love heart? Ye, crying happy cat
Speaker 4: of course? The sun nice?
Speaker 1: What are yours? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: I don't think that's this is that interesting?
Speaker 1: Come on, we've all revealed our fun all right. We've
Speaker 1: done our wallpapers, we've done our emojis. In the next
Speaker 1: are going to reveal our favorite newspapers. There you go,
Speaker 1: Mitchell sent them the.
Speaker 2: Crying laughing, the tongue out with the ice crossed and
Speaker 2: the kiss nice. It's not inting. Let's get into your gym.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Is it just me? Do you
Speaker 1: also cater your accent to the city you're traveling in?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, good good, it's a rite of passage. I'm in England.
Speaker 1: I'm ordering a coffe at a preada mange a coffe coffee.
Speaker 1: I'll go hello, Can I believe have a flat whites,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, four pound no play card, thank you.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm in America, can I please do
Speaker 1: a What am I going to? Okay, I'm going to
Speaker 1: go half and half?
Speaker 2: Yeah, particularly in America. I did do it when I
Speaker 2: was in London. I'd put on the accent because, particularly
Speaker 2: me with my fick on the accent, they wouldn't understand me.
Speaker 2: And so sometimes it's just fucking easier to say it
Speaker 2: because you don't want them to get it wrong either,
Speaker 2: because that inconveniences you. So I would just do the
Speaker 2: British accent. But particularly in America, if I spoke like
Speaker 2: I'm speaking now, they'd be like, huh yeah, what sir,
Speaker 2: I can understand you. That's why I start like they're
Speaker 2: so rude about not understanding me that it's like what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally kind of like huh so.
Speaker 2: You bet your arms. I was wandering into cafes going ma'am,
Speaker 2: I'll go ahead and taake, Like that's how.
Speaker 1: The way Americans order coffee sounds like they're ordering like
Speaker 1: a male sex worker. Okay, so I'm going to take
Speaker 1: it all right, I'm going to copy, so give me.
Speaker 1: It's like Jesus just so, can I please have a Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so true. I'm going to take a double black.
Speaker 1: Then I'm going to go a go with cream all
Speaker 1: over all right, I'm getting so don't no.
Speaker 2: It just saves time and its confusion.
Speaker 1: It's fun. And also you get better at accents when
Speaker 1: you're traveling in a certain city because you're around and
Speaker 1: surrounded by these accents. So I was I was at
Speaker 1: one point like putting on an American accent, slipping into
Speaker 1: it because I'm like, oh hearing it. My brain was
Speaker 1: just going into it feels so fun.
Speaker 2: I don't know how i'd feel about doing that if
Speaker 2: I were to travel to somewhere like Thailand, yeah, oh,
Speaker 2: or Vietnam or something. I feel a lot of that
Speaker 2: that's offensive putting on that accent.
Speaker 1: Of course, it is a lot of those are charged
Speaker 1: racially charged, and we don't want to go down that route.
Speaker 2: Well exactly, I don't think you can do that. Like
Speaker 2: I wasn't putting on a Balnesian accent.
Speaker 1: Let me assure you, of course, no, no, no, any
Speaker 1: predominantly white Caucasian country mock away. I agree, Like if
Speaker 1: I went to Russia, oh the field day, I'd have.
Speaker 2: But I'd love to hear Americans come here and try
Speaker 2: and adapt to our accent.
Speaker 1: I think it's the hardest accent.
Speaker 4: I just feel like they wouldn't even think to do it.
Speaker 1: Oh well, when I was ordering a coffee in America
Speaker 1: with my Aussie accent, some girl was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: me and me and my friends always do assy accents.
Speaker 2: Noways clear, it's so far off the mark that no anything,
Speaker 2: they've overdone it.
Speaker 1: No, No, I kind of make a meal out of it.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you're making me aloud of it?
Speaker 1: Well, my no is very It's like a full course.
Speaker 1: There's an entremane and dessert. It kind of goes forever.
Speaker 2: I've noticed that when I'm when I've got a bear
Speaker 2: under my bottom on this podcast, I'll go.
Speaker 1: No, oh, that would kill me.
Speaker 2: That's not just a meal, that's a performance.
Speaker 1: That's a degas station. The bitch is a buffet of enough.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food O gay.
Speaker 2: Time to check who's done their homework and who has not. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm feeling confident, quick shot my hands. Who's feeling confident
Speaker 2: with me?
Speaker 1: You are mis wasn't feeling confident.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Come on, baby, you know you got ahrse. I'm a
Speaker 1: feeling very confident. This segment has been around for a
Speaker 1: long time, We've all has in many different ways. I
Speaker 1: also don't think we should shame anyone's hustle because at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's all promotions for this podcast,
Speaker 1: in which we all financially profit from heavily.
Speaker 2: Exactly, and we haven't been hustling for a while. Perhaps
Speaker 2: we've been complacent, correct, So we thought, g it's time
Speaker 2: to hustle some more. You were playing audio from your
Speaker 2: radio show. You gave us the task to try and
Speaker 2: hustle as well. Yes, I said, I reckon, you should
Speaker 2: give it another crack too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doubling in. So I just want the record to
Speaker 1: show that not only did I give you exposure to
Speaker 1: one point eight million ears, I'm now doing it again.
Speaker 1: So you're welcome. This is a double hustle for me.
Speaker 2: It wasn't on your radio show again, was it.
Speaker 1: It was on my radio show pickup? No, not this time. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's just how many listens I get in a week
Speaker 1: on across both shirts. Yeah, okay, it was more a
Speaker 1: challenge to the two of you, and it's clear you
Speaker 1: have excelled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you wait, you're going to so impress. And
Speaker 2: the whole idea is that the hustling, the promotion has
Speaker 2: to be out of the box, really unique. Yes, finding
Speaker 2: listeners we don't already have. Yeah, I'm going to go first.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, do you want to go first?
Speaker 2: I really really do. So this is how I've promoted
Speaker 2: the podcast. I discovered a YouTube live where it's just
Speaker 2: twenty four hour surveillance inside a chicken coop. It's called
Speaker 2: Hungry Hens, and it's quite advanced what they've done. Actually,
Speaker 2: they've got a chicken food dispenser and it's connected to PayPal,
Speaker 2: so you, the viewer, can buy the chickens food and
Speaker 2: you watch it get released to the chickens, and then
Speaker 2: your name is displayed on the screen in real time,
Speaker 2: in real time and so on. Behalf of is it
Speaker 2: just me? I fed the chickens on the Hungry Hens YouTube?
Speaker 1: Lie? Wow, that's actually pretty incredible screen recorded.
Speaker 2: Do you want to say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, how many views on average to the hungry
Speaker 1: millions Hungry Hens? Okay millions?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: More than your show?
Speaker 1: Is well just close.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it sets up the top one ith.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the last treat. Now listen, there's a camera
Speaker 1: zooming in.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's the treats. Oh that's us and now our
Speaker 2: name's on screen.
Speaker 1: Last super chat treat brought to you by Is it
Speaker 1: just me the podcast?
Speaker 4: Look at them eating?
Speaker 1: And we paid for this with our account.
Speaker 4: Too, buck, Oh you should have paid more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have checked them five Thank you? Is
Speaker 1: it just me the podcast? Your support and treat? But
Speaker 1: six fifty eight am that's not prime time, no, but that.
Speaker 2: Was their time. I actually did try and feed the
Speaker 2: chickens like midday out time, but it was the middle
Speaker 2: of the night. None of the chickens got up.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And so I was like, right.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do it sunrise that is their peak time.
Speaker 2: That's chickens the most active. You can hear that fucking rooster.
Speaker 4: That's their breakfast.
Speaker 2: Is this in Australia, No, it's overseas. There was a
Speaker 2: different time though, all right, So and I checked a
Speaker 2: few hours later. I jump back on the YouTube live
Speaker 2: and our name was still there. No one else had
Speaker 2: fed them, so we had all that exposure practically a
Speaker 2: billboard I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: That's an audience.
Speaker 2: Who would really people watching the fucking chicken That is.
Speaker 1: Really I'm blown away and truly shocked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hustled, I have fucking hustled hearted. It only
Speaker 2: cost me two bucks.
Speaker 1: Hey that's cheap. That's really I'm happy to offload that cash.
Speaker 2: Well done, approved, Thank you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Board of Approve. That's good exposure.
Speaker 2: If I'm going to pop that video on our Instagram
Speaker 2: so you can see our good deed feeding the chickens.
Speaker 2: They were so excited. They've just woken up the crack
Speaker 2: of dawn. They fucking starve and live.
Speaker 1: Stream setup is more elaborate than this show, to be honest, it.
Speaker 2: Really really is. It's actually so impressive.
Speaker 1: Robotic done. We could get that installed anyone anytime. Someone
Speaker 1: wants to pay for the shower tree fine, general tree, Okay,
Speaker 1: well should I go? Should I go? Next? Okay, Jennet,
Speaker 1: do you want to go?
Speaker 4: Let's say yours?
Speaker 1: Okay, So mine is here on my phone. I have
Speaker 1: to read some things out to you, so I thought, listen,
Speaker 1: we already have a lot of audiences in the youth.
Speaker 1: The Gens gen X, gen Z, the millennials with a
Speaker 1: lot of women. We've got a lot of gays. Right,
Speaker 1: what we need is an audience that doesn't already listen
Speaker 1: to this show and wouldn't otherwise see our call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the idea, right.
Speaker 1: Women share our content, the gays share our content. Young
Speaker 1: people share our content. That's why if I wanted to
Speaker 1: expose my podcast, go Reddit now. Reddit, Oh my god
Speaker 1: is if you don't know, it's like an online chat forum.
Speaker 1: It's quite unkind, quite brutal, quite unkind. So what I
Speaker 1: did was I went to three different Reddit chains. Oh
Speaker 1: fuck for audiences that wouldn't necessarily this makes me so
Speaker 1: be interested in the is It just Me? Podcast?
Speaker 4: This is risky.
Speaker 1: I've joined each thread and I have created individually created
Speaker 1: pictures for all three of these chains.
Speaker 2: Fuck. So, first of all, because Reddit it's so brutal,
Speaker 2: I thought we've got the gaze, but we don't have
Speaker 2: the polyamorous of Australia, don't we No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think we really appealed to the monogamites of the country.
Speaker 1: That's why I have joined and posted new polyamory podcast
Speaker 1: Alert in Polyamory Australia twenty eight thousand members in this post.
Speaker 2: Oh no, because if they've actually started listening, they're going
Speaker 2: to hear this and know that we would have taken
Speaker 2: them for a ride. We're not a polyamorous podcast.
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about that.
Speaker 2: Fucking to be furious is my pitch?
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me? The podcast that gets the humor
Speaker 1: in every type of connection In the world of poly emory,
Speaker 1: balancing relationships and navigating unique dynamics can be an art form.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's where is It Just Me comes in?
Speaker 1: That's the false Advertimee a comedy podcast that brings a
Speaker 1: refreshing perspective in humor to the complexity of modern connections.
Speaker 1: Hosted by Mitchell Combs and Mitch Cheerry, two best friends
Speaker 1: who bled Mitchell's cynical glass half empty outlook with Mitch's
Speaker 1: razor sharp wit. It's perfect for everyone who appreciates the
Speaker 1: nuance of a polyamorous relationship. The Fuck The Trio are
Speaker 1: Polly themselves. The boys are joined by co host Jenna Benson.
Speaker 1: The trio explores life's funny side with insights that resonate
Speaker 1: across all types of relationship.
Speaker 2: House and it doesn't make a difference either way. But
Speaker 2: with this chat GPT one hundred percent. Okay, that's fine,
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. I was just like, whoa, this is beautifully
Speaker 2: written for me.
Speaker 1: I've added a little bit more. And remember, when you've
Speaker 1: got as many partners, if we've got jokes, you'll never
Speaker 1: have to worry about being the only one who laughs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what was the response to that?
Speaker 1: We got one spots only?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Oh my god, we'll have.
Speaker 1: To give it a listen. That's it from Cathy Smith.
Speaker 1: So thanks, my cat welcome. We didn't get the same
Speaker 1: response on the coin collecting.
Speaker 3: Coin.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get demographics that don't listen to the show.
Speaker 2: We could have coin collector listening.
Speaker 3: I'm sure we do.
Speaker 4: But my dad's a coin collector.
Speaker 1: Does he listen to the show?
Speaker 3: See? There we go?
Speaker 1: Now I've said new podcast alert? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The perfect podcast for collectors who appreciate the value wink
Speaker 1: of a good laugh. You're a vintage coin collector, you
Speaker 1: know the thrill of discovering a rare fine, for satisfaction
Speaker 1: of restoration, and the stories behind HP's and your collection.
Speaker 1: But even the most dedicated collectors need a break.
Speaker 2: You've literally said it that'sn't much to do with collecting.
Speaker 1: That's where is it just me?
Speaker 2: Comes in?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a lot in me.
Speaker 2: What's the response to that anything?
Speaker 1: I was removed from coin collecting.
Speaker 2: I oh no, they didn't even approve the post.
Speaker 1: You know who did you try?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: Bodybuilding Mexico?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Get your laughs with the new podcast? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The comedy podcast? That's more than just gains. You've got
Speaker 1: your gym routine locked down, your macros calculated, your focus
Speaker 1: dialed in, But what about your downtime? Enter Is it
Speaker 1: just me? It's the perfect listen in between sets or
Speaker 1: on your cardio days. It goes on and on and not.
Speaker 1: I can link these and Injuran idiots if you want them.
Speaker 2: You're the ones that are still active.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually got in trouble on the polyamory one
Speaker 1: because I wrote joined weekly by our third as a joke, right,
Speaker 1: because third in polyamory, And they said this is a
Speaker 1: demeaning term in the polyamory community, so I had to
Speaker 1: I had to remove it.
Speaker 2: It is Do they explain why?
Speaker 1: Or I think a third insinuates that there's not much
Speaker 1: value as being in the pair.
Speaker 2: I see, I just.
Speaker 1: Assuming no, it's true.
Speaker 4: That's how I feel.
Speaker 1: So there you go. Have hustled so they will remain
Speaker 1: up and we will hopefully get some new listeners. So
Speaker 1: to all the coin collectors and all the bodybuilders and
Speaker 1: out there, thanks for joining. Welcome, We love having you.
Speaker 2: Now I'm Jenna's one. Do you want to explain or
Speaker 2: shall I?
Speaker 4: Ah, I'll leave it up to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Jenna's one. She needed a few pairs of
Speaker 2: hands to make this happen. She went old school, something
Speaker 2: we've been talking about doing on this podcast for ages,
Speaker 2: which is just merely handing out flyers.
Speaker 1: I thought about the train station, thought about this, and I.
Speaker 2: Thought to myself, Oh, maybe we know Jenna can be
Speaker 2: a bit anxious, she's a bit shy. Maybe she's going
Speaker 2: to have some sort of anxiety attack if we just
Speaker 2: throw her out in all this crowd of people are
Speaker 2: having to approach strangers.
Speaker 1: So we don't want that.
Speaker 2: Why don't you pair up with roving reporter Oscar, who
Speaker 2: was completely shameless, very cove never been shy. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: so they both had the same amount of flyers at
Speaker 2: the train station to give a way who could finish
Speaker 2: their pile first love This if you had to put
Speaker 2: money on it, who do you reckon one?
Speaker 1: No disrespect Oscar.
Speaker 2: You would be so surprised Jennet's found her calling. Oh my,
Speaker 2: she was amazing and hitting.
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 4: I was just so good. I just could relate to
Speaker 4: everyone on a personal level.
Speaker 1: Did you have titch out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Wow, I can show you what happened filming. Oh, We've
Speaker 2: got footage and I'll pop this on our socials as
Speaker 2: well at some stage. Ready, do you want to see
Speaker 2: Jenna hustling?
Speaker 1: Of course I do.
Speaker 2: It's Jenner versus Oscar.
Speaker 1: You can use Jenna hustle.
Speaker 4: Okay, So do you like podcasts?
Speaker 2: We'll go. Don't have a lot of time going to
Speaker 2: go with at the moment.
Speaker 4: To be honest, do you want to share it with
Speaker 4: someone you know?
Speaker 2: It didn't take No from the podcast?
Speaker 4: Well, it's not that new, but it's really good.
Speaker 3: Enjoy Do you like to Yep, you'll enjoy that. No?
Speaker 3: Why not? Hi? Do you like podcasts? Yes? Oh, thank you?
Speaker 3: You're like that one. It's very dumb. Hi? Are you
Speaker 3: an idiot? It's a new podcast. It's really good.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not new, but it's good. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you like podcasts, darling.
Speaker 4: Now, hi, are you an idiot wing a podcast?
Speaker 3: Enjoy? Just QR podcast stuff? No, me neither, honestly, God, Jenna,
Speaker 3: they like you more than they.
Speaker 4: Like Do you want a podcast?
Speaker 3: Ye? Listen. They don't like me, Jenna, No, they do
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 4: I think they just feel sorry for me.
Speaker 3: You've got one left here. You're doing so well, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Have a couple more of my Okay, have a couple
Speaker 3: more of mine?
Speaker 4: Wow, excuse me? Are you an idiot? Do you want
Speaker 4: to listen to a podcast? It's a good one for
Speaker 4: idiots like me?
Speaker 3: Oh, Jenna, you beat me.
Speaker 4: The idiots love me.
Speaker 3: They love you, so you're not gonna meek little ship
Speaker 3: proved you all wrong. No use, I'll use this a
Speaker 3: cigarette paper. Actually, wait, no, don't waste it. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: no no.
Speaker 4: Do you want to listen to a podcast? Would like
Speaker 4: to listen to a podcast?
Speaker 2: Enjoy?
Speaker 4: Jenna?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm blown away?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Did she finish her pile of flies first? Oscar gave
Speaker 2: some of his to her as well, and she finished
Speaker 2: finished that pile of Jenna.
Speaker 1: You know, face to face marketing is some of the
Speaker 1: most proven successful marketing out there in the world.
Speaker 4: I feel like every single one of those people are
Speaker 4: going to listen.
Speaker 2: Like, actually can track the QR code. How many people
Speaker 2: scanned it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Out of all the flies we gave yes, do you
Speaker 2: want to know?
Speaker 4: Yes, I really do, thirteen Jenna.
Speaker 1: I'll take that. That's thirteen people that tell another five
Speaker 1: each few times it out you multiply. Word of mouth
Speaker 1: spreads fast, and think of all the.
Speaker 2: People that received one of the flies at the train
Speaker 2: station and didn't scan the QR They just searched it.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jenna, you are the Kamala Harris of
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 2: It was so crazy to me because Oscar must have
Speaker 2: just been so abrasive in his approach.
Speaker 1: Oh are you an idiot?
Speaker 2: Jenna been like Hi, you an idiot?
Speaker 1: Like yes, s yes. Oscar has the energy of the
Speaker 1: guy at the Westfield that's giving out the hand cream
Speaker 1: that you don't want to talk to. But Jenna's world vision,
Speaker 1: which is a difference.
Speaker 2: You'll hear her out.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jenner, Well, I think we.
Speaker 3: All did very well, very proud.
Speaker 1: Of us, and none of us hit the same audience
Speaker 1: all hens.
Speaker 2: It's hard to say who the sort of person is
Speaker 2: that watches a chicken live stream. Yeah, apart from me,
Speaker 2: I love to.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sold on that too, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's quite fascinating. Should we check on the hungry
Speaker 2: hens right now?
Speaker 3: Check?
Speaker 2: Yeah, talk amongst.
Speaker 1: Yourself hens is funny enough. Also, one of the commenters
Speaker 1: on the polymory grip chat reddit is crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I know, I've never been into Reddit, but apparently you
Speaker 1: can ask any question.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's actually great because people don't fuck around with their answers.
Speaker 2: Like if you google, let's just say, things to do
Speaker 2: in Darwin. If you google that, it'll come up with
Speaker 2: like some sort of a listicol that's been paid for
Speaker 2: by the two riism boards on Reddit. They'll be real
Speaker 2: with you. They're like, oh, don't fucking bother with that place.
Speaker 3: It sucks.
Speaker 2: So here it'll be great. Yeah, here's how the chickens doing.
Speaker 6: It.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 1: Donation was brought to you by Catherine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a lot going on at the moment, it's
Speaker 2: not really. I had to set a reminder on my
Speaker 2: phone to feed them at daylight their sunrise. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, well, Jenna, I think you've won. That is incredible.
Speaker 1: Thank you to groundskeeper Oscar.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was a competition. It's not groundskeeper, Oscar.
Speaker 1: Thank you to Oscar report Oscar did executive produce a concept?
Speaker 1: You die framed Sam do he was filming. Ah yeah right, and.
Speaker 4: He made everyone feel comfortable because he looks so good.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and I'll post that video on our socials too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Jenna and Oscar doing their little fly hand out as
Speaker 2: well as my chickens. I'll post that of course.
Speaker 1: And next week I'm going to shout us all a
Speaker 1: barbecue Chuck inspired by the happy Hens, the Hungry Hen,
Speaker 1: the hungry Hen a bachelor's handbag for us all to
Speaker 1: celebrate the new audience.
Speaker 2: Don't be disrespectful to Cluck norrists. They've all got names.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 4: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 2: Now, before we go, I'm just having a look at
Speaker 2: the text messages we receive on our ingem hotline. Normally
Speaker 2: we tell you to text us with an is it
Speaker 2: just me of your own? But it doesn't have to
Speaker 2: just be that. Any thoughts you're having, any commentary on
Speaker 2: the show, send us the text on this number.
Speaker 6: I'll for till nine four A T zero two till
Speaker 6: nine T.
Speaker 2: Send text book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we read them. We check them. So even if
Speaker 1: you want to if you've got a gripe with us,
Speaker 1: maybe you've got a complaint or review, or you just
Speaker 1: want to say hi, we check that number. There's no AI, you.
Speaker 2: Don't even have to be coming on the show, just
Speaker 2: anything you want to share with It's like Ruby centers
Speaker 2: this message. For example, she pointed out that last Wednesday's
Speaker 2: episode number two twenty two, she pointed out that this
Speaker 2: segment would make a great half speed oh, because you know,
Speaker 2: on your phone, when you're listening to a podcast, you
Speaker 2: can adjust the speed it plays out. You can change
Speaker 2: it to double speed if you're in a rush.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one ever does the half speed. Everyone always
Speaker 1: does the double speed, unless I don't know, in an
Speaker 1: age care home and you want to slow things down.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you would use it.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know why because, as we've discovered before,
Speaker 2: we've played half speed audio on the podcast before and
Speaker 2: it makes us sound stoned off our face eit cooked.
Speaker 2: And so basically during that episode, Jack the Ripper, when
Speaker 2: oh good one the wheel started to fall off, the
Speaker 2: show a little bit, and we started to sound a
Speaker 2: bit manic. When you slow it down, we sound even
Speaker 2: more fucking cooked and unhinged. Oh so thank you for that, Ruby.
Speaker 2: Shall we all listen yes to our unhinged energy please
Speaker 2: in half speed?
Speaker 1: Thank you for showing us play the audio for context.
Speaker 2: We were talking about washing machines at the time. Here
Speaker 2: we go. I only found out all too recently it
Speaker 2: has a filter. You've meant to.
Speaker 1: Kind Oh yeah, I found that over the phone.
Speaker 2: She goes, okay, the filter. You just kind of pull
Speaker 2: it and step back. Immediately, I was like, why is
Speaker 2: that all this ship going everywhere?
Speaker 4: It don't It could can catch a lot.
Speaker 2: What are you thinking of the dryer? I don't think
Speaker 2: the washing machine is going to catch a five dry
Speaker 2: has one too, Yeah, I do that to the link catcher.
Speaker 1: The dry could catch a light for sure. So much link.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I've actually smelt burning and gone out shine. Have
Speaker 2: your fucking coats clogged up the link filter again?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: So many coats? So sorry.
Speaker 3: The wheels of falling off this episode.
Speaker 5: We should go, we need to even Oh please this
Speaker 5: my it's just been jerked off.
Speaker 1: I ain't been hurt out to the list of its
Speaker 1: worries your mouth for that?
Speaker 2: Why mother, it was like something possessed duke. You were minor.
Speaker 1: Jack the fuck? Oh my god, is you're on the fly?
Speaker 1: Oh striper name Jack the Stripper.
Speaker 2: That's lazy, mate, you can do better than that. I'm
Speaker 2: starting to green out myself.
Speaker 1: Jim s mowing spin off. Jack the Clipper, Oh good
Speaker 1: FedEx soide company. Jack the Shipper.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I can't think of.
Speaker 1: Anything the naughty boy to party. Jack the skinny Dipper.
Speaker 1: It's not my best. I couldn't think of when you skinny.
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything.
Speaker 3: When you're a life god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack the Nipper, come on, you need why jenner
Speaker 1: out of me at this game? That's good nippers. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've never been prouder to be a broadcaster in my life.
Speaker 2: Oh neither. For some reason, I pictured in my mind
Speaker 2: that conversation taking place. We're all in bean bags, yeah,
Speaker 2: passing the bonger.
Speaker 1: Totally Jamaican music plays in the background.
Speaker 2: But we're here in studio, totally normal day.
Speaker 3: What was wrong with us?
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh god, now I feel stone after listening Tostry.
Speaker 1: Listening to that, it does it's like the sebo effect.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've just popped a pill.
Speaker 2: Oh God, is it going to set you off again?
Speaker 1: And no, no, no it's not. No, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to be in a fan mood. I'm in a good mood.
Speaker 2: That a feral mood.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't that happened after the burb incited
Speaker 1: the feral mood? I think, so yeah, I'm not in
Speaker 1: a feral mood. I'm in a good mood.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, although I.
Speaker 1: Am wearing a gray shirt which shows sweat patches, and
Speaker 1: I've been very self conscious. I'm gonna lift my arms
Speaker 1: up on three, both of you tell me if there's patches.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, where did this come from?
Speaker 1: I've been all dad been terrified, and Gina kept staring
Speaker 1: at me, and I know she wants to get up me,
Speaker 1: she has for years. Yeah, but tell me if there's
Speaker 1: sweat patches. Okay, three, two, one?
Speaker 2: No, you're good a spect No, you can do the
Speaker 2: pit push.
Speaker 3: I can go up. They cry.
Speaker 1: That drives a bu see that shows kids listening. Maybe polyamorous,
Speaker 1: you could be a bodybuilder, you could love coins. Don't
Speaker 1: be worried about yourself, well said, thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Okay, should we get out of here?
Speaker 1: Probably on that note.
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, idiots, please keep an ear at any
Speaker 2: particularly stupid conversations we're having. Pop it in half speed,
Speaker 2: see if it makes us sound baked off our tits will, But.
Speaker 1: As if you speed us up, is it just not enjoyable?
Speaker 2: We already don't speak that slowly. We speak quite quickly anyway,
Speaker 2: so it just sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's also the conversation we had last time. I've just
Speaker 1: remembered we again spoken in double space passed now.
Speaker 2: That was when we were trying to save time in
Speaker 2: the studio because we got in trouble for taking an
Speaker 2: hour to record a one episode. Oh that would cost ember, Like,
Speaker 2: why does it take you so long to record one
Speaker 2: hour episode? You're being greedy with the studio and we're like,
Speaker 2: are you listening to yourself?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And so our solution was, let's speak in one point
Speaker 2: five speed and then we slow it down later so
Speaker 2: we get it done in Oh, I can't do maths?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Would that be forty five minutes?
Speaker 1: Roughly fifty? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: And then they started messaging me saying are you responsible
Speaker 4: for the mitches? I'm like, I don't know who they are.
Speaker 3: Email.
Speaker 2: They seem to think that Jenn is here to wrangle us,
Speaker 2: but it's quite the opposite.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I have nothing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that email Mitch and they're like, Hi, Mitchell Combs,
Speaker 1: can you pass on to bitch Cheery And you're like,
Speaker 1: fucking ccme, is it here as well?
Speaker 2: I know I do get a bit of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And they're like, oh, Jenna, just a quick call
Speaker 4: regarding the mitches.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm not their mother. Okay, Well, thank you for listening everyone.
Speaker 1: Five star review. Should we just no question? Five star review?
Speaker 1: We have more roundations and your task, idiots as a
Speaker 1: hustle is to share this podcast with at least one friend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be nice, And that's nice.
Speaker 2: I'm with the same sense of humor as you did.
Speaker 2: You see that you came up with that random idea
Speaker 2: on a whim where we get our idiots to put
Speaker 2: up posters around for us. I ended up doing that
Speaker 2: in the Facebook group. It was a competition. I said,
Speaker 2: first person to print this poster send us a photo
Speaker 2: of it displayed will win one of our tope taggs.
Speaker 2: This is the first person to ever get their hands
Speaker 2: on one of our topebaks. They were brand new, and
Speaker 2: I felt back as two people did it, like within
Speaker 2: minutes of each other. It was Will Barnes as one
Speaker 2: of them. Who else was it? Jenny?
Speaker 1: You remember who was the other one?
Speaker 2: Probably nang On. I'll have a look, right.
Speaker 1: We have a Facebook group for those who don't know, well,
Speaker 1: we find the name. It's the conversation continues after the show.
Speaker 1: If you're not in the Facebook group, you're missing the fun.
Speaker 1: We gossip, we bitch, we post, we laugh, enduring idiots
Speaker 1: on Facebook. You really need to join the group.
Speaker 2: It was amazing how quickly they jumped at the idea
Speaker 2: when there was a prize on offer and.
Speaker 1: Her free shit really works, it really does.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that our listeners were a bunch of
Speaker 2: prize picks. Yeah, okay, well let's offer a prize again. Sorry,
Speaker 2: do you know that we let's offer a prize again.
Speaker 2: The first person, the first listener to hustle on our
Speaker 2: behalf doesn't have to be a poster. No, just hustle
Speaker 2: in some way and prove it.
Speaker 1: You'll get a tope back, you get a tope bag,
Speaker 1: and you get a tonu kiss Jenner, you can't really
Speaker 1: offer that. Sorry, Well, Jenna said to me before, can
Speaker 1: I really want tongue care someone? So I thought we'll
Speaker 1: bring it up.
Speaker 4: Yeah that is true, but now I've gentle my mind.
Speaker 1: You were so good with those people. Think you have
Speaker 1: a natural chemistry.
Speaker 4: Right, thank you.
Speaker 2: And she also just didn't take no for an answer.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The guy that goes, nah, no time to listen to podcast,
Speaker 2: he goes, well, give it to someone you like then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he took it. He would have given it
Speaker 4: to somebody betrayed.
Speaker 1: To a butcher. Yeah, coin collect coin collector bags hopefully.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I found the post.
Speaker 1: I thank god.
Speaker 2: I felt bad about remembering Will's name, but not the
Speaker 2: other person that.
Speaker 1: Mustled for it, so Will Barnes.
Speaker 2: Yes, the other one was Jennifer.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 1: Oh close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennifer and Will. They both displayed them and they
Speaker 2: posted their footage like the proof that they hung our
Speaker 2: poster somewhere within minutes of each other.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, you were so close. I'm just give
Speaker 1: them by the topeau enjoy guys, enjoy the tote bag?
Speaker 1: Is it a totally rare tote bag? You curly get
Speaker 1: from being on the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are for sale, a couple of inches dot com,
Speaker 2: dot a U. All of our merchants for sale and
Speaker 2: it's all been sorted and no issues. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: The merchants high quality. It is such high quality that
Speaker 1: you can use them as fire blankets.
Speaker 2: But the bag we're giving away is like the deluxe one.
Speaker 2: He's got the yellow hand. It's even bigger. You could
Speaker 2: use it for a beach bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: You could take it.
Speaker 2: You could you grocer with her, Yeah, probably only doing
Speaker 2: a small shop. You couldn't do a big shop in there.
Speaker 1: You could carry a sort of about a schnauzer in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could maybe too, maybe.
Speaker 1: Two small dogs, two rock melons, maybe a honey doo
Speaker 1: maybe all yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, someone's gonna put this enough, but aren't.
Speaker 1: Thanks for now. We're going to start saying things. It
Speaker 1: will sound ridiculous in halfspitt All right, let's go, all right,
Speaker 1: see you next week. Guys. Thanks for listening to you, Catain,
Speaker 1: then I.
Speaker 2: Thanks you listening by do you thanks?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to eighty debrief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 2: We pretend the show's done, but it's not. We're meant
Speaker 2: to go rogue in this bit.
Speaker 1: We can and you better fuck about.
Speaker 2: Who will you know?
Speaker 4: Your T shirt Mitch wants Anny Tow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thanks for asking. You want to know
Speaker 1: a fun fact about this shirt?
Speaker 2: It better be fun.
Speaker 1: So Menature is a Manitou Springs is a town in Colorado,
Speaker 1: a small town, and it's got the steepest railway in
Speaker 1: the world. And I went, you shut the fuck up
Speaker 1: local because if you been to the aerial expressway in
Speaker 1: the Blue Mountains.
Speaker 2: What about thig zag?
Speaker 1: Thank you? The one you're talking about all these railways
Speaker 1: claiming we're the steepest in the world. And I've been
Speaker 1: on the one of the Blue Mountains in Katuma that's
Speaker 1: actually too deep Katomba.
Speaker 2: Which one are you talking about in the Blue Mountains
Speaker 2: scenic work?
Speaker 1: Can you can you google it?
Speaker 4: Which is I think different to the zig zag?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, okay, the zigzag isn't up. Zig zag is just
Speaker 1: kind of like zigzags. Yeah, but it doesn't it's not
Speaker 1: like a going up a giant mountains deep railway. Correct,
Speaker 1: Blue Mountain correct and then and then get the exact details.
Speaker 1: Manitou Springs is a small town.
Speaker 2: In Colorado Scenic Railway.
Speaker 1: I went to this stalk.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have been on that. I forgot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where everyone's been on it. It's bright red. They've
Speaker 1: just done it up.
Speaker 2: How steep is the railway in the Blue Mountains? Google
Speaker 2: Saind's fifty two degrees?
Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, Now google Pike's Peak cog railway.
Speaker 2: Why isn't Jinna doing the googling?
Speaker 1: You had your laptop out out as well.
Speaker 2: Pikes Peak Coro genus.
Speaker 1: He's turned off. Oh it's in feet, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is. How do I convert that to degree?
Speaker 1: Feet? How many feet?
Speaker 3: It says?
Speaker 4: Seventy degrees?
Speaker 2: Oh so they actually are more steep than the Blue Mountains.
Speaker 2: One shit, it's fifty two?
Speaker 1: Oh shit? Okay?
Speaker 2: Is that I don't know how degrees works? Is that
Speaker 2: it wasn't that steep or not?
Speaker 4: Seventy would be like, fuck, we're dumb because.
Speaker 1: It was so attractive. It's fine, I don't know the
Speaker 1: fucking moral of the story.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the steeper so that you're wearing.
Speaker 2: Manage it correct anyway, So that shit's all I've a
Speaker 2: seen it. Fucking blue.
Speaker 1: It was very steep. It was actually very cold because
Speaker 1: it was summer in America. It was like forty degrees
Speaker 1: down at the base and then by the time we
Speaker 1: got up it was nine degrees that's how high up
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I had because it says it can only be
Speaker 4: accessed in the spring months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't go up in winter. You will freeze today,
Speaker 1: you will die. Anyway. Moral of the story is, I
Speaker 1: had this whole thing when I was traveling in the US.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get a T shirt in every town
Speaker 1: that I visited, and I did. I walk into manitout
Speaker 1: Men at House Springs tourist shop and this man goes, well,
Speaker 1: go to the store and I go hi, and he's like,
Speaker 1: you want a T shirt? I'm like, yeah, I love one.
Speaker 1: He's like twenty five dollars and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's fucking steep US dollars. That's fifty Australian for a
Speaker 1: T shirt. So I was filtering through and this one
Speaker 1: said sale ten dollars and I said, hey, I'm going
Speaker 1: to get this one, and he's like, you wanted no
Speaker 1: whites on sale? I was like, why look at the
Speaker 1: shirt in the back. Ready, Yeah, it's met at House Springs.
Speaker 1: What color is the sky?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's red red?
Speaker 1: He went the printer malfunctioned and it painted the scar
Speaker 1: red instead of blue, so it scares off the kids.
Speaker 1: So we had a discount. It's the last one in
Speaker 1: double ex ale.
Speaker 2: But then the text is written in blue, so that
Speaker 2: makes no sense.
Speaker 1: I think it swapped it. So I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 1: the text is meant to be red and the sky,
Speaker 1: but instead this looks like armageddon has hit the earth
Speaker 1: and the sky is a blood red.
Speaker 4: That's why I thought, is it like pain?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, it's beautiful blue sky Colorado. He's like, these are
Speaker 1: quite grow harder.
Speaker 2: Like, no, it's not, sir, said, you actually buy a
Speaker 2: shirt for every place you went. You know what, that's
Speaker 2: going to be really annoying laiter down the track when
Speaker 2: you're trying to do a clothes caul.
Speaker 1: I know, because I'm going to be attached to them.
Speaker 2: Yes, because you know the whole sentiment that arfe you
Speaker 2: haven't worn in the last six months.
Speaker 1: Get rid of it, yep, I agree, rid of it, yep.
Speaker 2: There's so many shirts that I've not worn for ages
Speaker 2: because I went through a phase that I wanted to
Speaker 2: buy a shirt for every concert I went to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got Katie Perry, Kyle Minogue, Shanaia Twain, Lady Gaga, Elton,
Speaker 2: John Kesha. Oh I feel like I'm forgetting some, but
Speaker 2: I brought one for every fucking concert I went to
Speaker 2: and I haven't worn them in forever. So the rule
Speaker 2: is I should get rid of them. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: I paid good money. I'm supposed to remember the concert.
Speaker 1: Mitchel, you need to do what I'm doing at Venola
Speaker 1: in Crenella. It's actually available now all my clothes have
Speaker 1: I said it on the show.
Speaker 2: You have Yeah, it feels like they're paying you or something.
Speaker 1: One more shout out and paying that Vendla Cronella and
Speaker 1: I'll have you know guess what I'm selling it Venla Cronella.
Speaker 1: If you're an edym fan and you really want a
Speaker 1: piece of Mitch jury or iGEM history, I am selling
Speaker 1: the infamous mohair sweater that I wore in What season Mitch?
Speaker 2: Which artwork did you wear that jumper in? It's very familiar.
Speaker 4: Yes on your teeth?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm wearing this ear is too, the jumper
Speaker 2: that one yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, the photo from literally
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: Yes, I thought you were going to say that you're
Speaker 2: selling our merch, which is another thing that I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I can't throw that out, no, no, mules, and I
Speaker 2: want to look back on I want to have a
Speaker 2: copy of our merchant. Yeah, I remember, I've got quite
Speaker 2: a few pieces of our merch, and I'm like, well
Speaker 2: when I I can't even donate them because he would
Speaker 2: Vinie's wont it.
Speaker 1: I know when I moved back home, I found a
Speaker 1: whole box of our merch and I was like, do
Speaker 1: work it.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I had like four hoodies, what four sweatshirts? Actually? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had like seven te tails? Did you actually? Steven's
Speaker 1: mum shout out to Zida, who's listening. I gave her
Speaker 1: a tea towel, and Steven's like, mom doesn't want that.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't she?
Speaker 2: I thought she listened occasionally, she just is every week.
Speaker 2: Because the tea tail was one of those It was
Speaker 2: a ripop of one of those fucking tursy things where
Speaker 2: it's like London, New York, Paris, Dabo, Yeah, and it
Speaker 2: was just all these made up town names that you had.
Speaker 1: Come up Crystleton, like Baryl Dibbledean.
Speaker 2: We haven't lent into that in a while. We have
Speaker 2: you coming out with fake names. This is a very
Speaker 2: nostalgic episode because we're doing You've Got a Hustle for
Speaker 2: the first time and the fake name thing.
Speaker 1: Go Mount Harold Dibbleton. That's right, that's famously we're the
Speaker 1: third steepest cog railways.
Speaker 2: Fucking hell.
Speaker 4: Back to the nostalgia. So last episode, you said when
Speaker 4: you watched nostalgic things, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm cursed. I killed Matthew Perry because I started watching
Speaker 2: Friends and I killed what's the name again, Jennet Andrew
Speaker 2: arfa Lynn Scully from Nighbors because I started watching that
Speaker 2: show she's in with And now we're nostalgic about I
Speaker 2: just can't reminisce. It's too risky about the podcast. We're
Speaker 2: just reminiscing about the old day.
Speaker 1: But you're in it. It's not possible. It's like when
Speaker 1: you're in the matrix.
Speaker 4: But it could be one of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe this podcast is the only invincible thing, Jenna.
Speaker 1: It's only if he listens. Maybe the curses while this
Speaker 1: podcast exists. So we have to disband. Maybe that's only Jenna.
Speaker 1: We hold more power than we think. We're the ones
Speaker 1: giving Mitch the death the death looker.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's just me though, because I've not
Speaker 2: I've not.
Speaker 1: The title of the years.
Speaker 4: We've never done that, you know, in English class, that's
Speaker 4: something that they teach, you know, totally using the title
Speaker 4: of the show, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, it's in the Hunger Games doesn't have the same
Speaker 1: effect because they talk about it a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Blade Runner, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And interestingly, that show fake. We were talking about the
Speaker 2: actually one and the dead lin Fture.
Speaker 1: She's freshly deceased.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't actually use the word fake at any point,
Speaker 2: do they.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I thought that we're going to tie it all in
Speaker 2: a nice little bow like at the end she'd go, oh,
Speaker 2: it's all bit fake.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's true.
Speaker 4: That would have been such a good end thing.
Speaker 2: Right, No spoilers though, idiots, I'm googling.
Speaker 4: You never know what could ends like that.
Speaker 1: Well, at the end of the day, what is what is?
Speaker 1: As I've always said it, what.
Speaker 3: Is what is?
Speaker 1: You do always say that, I'm famously it is what
Speaker 1: it was?
Speaker 3: It is what it was?
Speaker 1: What it is in the end of the day, don't
Speaker 1: get in the tears.
Speaker 2: Nice put that on a show.
Speaker 1: We've got to do more nostalgic segments when we've improvised
Speaker 1: adverts for different Australian fruits and vegetables.
Speaker 2: You know what I think we should bring back. Remember
Speaker 2: how you used to get me to do an instant interview,
Speaker 2: as you called it, where you were interviewing someone on
Speaker 2: your radio show, and then you'd be like, now I'm
Speaker 2: going to bring in my podcast co host and you
Speaker 2: wouldn't tell me who it was. And my deepest fear
Speaker 2: is that people will notice that I don't know their
Speaker 2: name or that I haven't researched them, because that's It's
Speaker 2: rude as an interviewer, isn't it, even though you do
Speaker 2: it all the time, interview people without research I've done.
Speaker 2: I'm much better now, but I was pretty good at it.
Speaker 2: I didn't interview Peaking Tuch without any notice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were great.
Speaker 2: Interviewed Harry Jousey wrecked.
Speaker 1: He was very, very famous. He is still fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do it again.
Speaker 1: We actually did it this week on the night show
Speaker 1: an interview. Yeah, because we do it. We've done it
Speaker 1: on the radio show many times it's a repeat segment.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you really just had one idea five years ago.
Speaker 1: Made it work. And we got an intern, Jackson, who's sixteen,
Speaker 1: who you met, who went up to Mitch in the
Speaker 1: hallway before we did the show, went my mum's a
Speaker 1: big fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not him, but his mum. Mum. That's fine, I'll
Speaker 2: take it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't like your stuff. We did an inside interview with
Speaker 1: him and Jessica Melboy.
Speaker 2: We've done that before with Jenna, haven't we did you
Speaker 2: interview jess mailboy?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she came in the other day the other week. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and we had a great chat and I introduced her to.
Speaker 2: The I'm sure she wasn't just being nice. No, no,
Speaker 2: because it was over the phone. How could you have
Speaker 2: recognized it?
Speaker 4: So she even put me on her Instagram story.
Speaker 2: What Jesus, you should have fucking held a logo up.
Speaker 2: You've got a hustle, I know.
Speaker 1: But that was before the hustle, wasn't she at the
Speaker 1: paras Olympics?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was just what sorry? Fuck? Yeah, Ellen's Olympic picks.
Speaker 2: Yeah of course, yeah, Olympics.
Speaker 1: The European Ellen Olympics. Because she fell over when she
Speaker 1: was touring on Hot Girl Summer. Yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: shall we go on that night?
Speaker 2: Should?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think we should.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all just two percent, So we do, so we do.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny, It's like that we have a
Speaker 1: podcast and people listen. You ever think about that?
Speaker 2: Because I listened, I have wrapped my head around that.
Speaker 1: I only hit me this week. Sorry to bring it
Speaker 1: up in the final moments, but I was listening to
Speaker 1: a podcast and I thought, like, God, people listen to that.
Speaker 1: Like I listened, Like I listened to the podcast, and like,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan, but people listen to help ship show
Speaker 1: and do the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: It's strange, we're just talking.
Speaker 2: To It is a bit baffling to me because like,
Speaker 2: I obviously listened to lots of podcasts, but I don't
Speaker 2: think I've ever been enough of a fan to buy merch.
Speaker 2: So when all these gorgeous idiots about buy with our
Speaker 2: faces on them, I'm like, Wow, that's so flattering. You
Speaker 2: really like what we're putting out in the world.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're not lying when we say it genuinely means
Speaker 1: so much. Yeah it does anyway. Sorry, just kind of
Speaker 1: hit me that we want what we do for a living.
Speaker 2: It's very sweet.
Speaker 1: Thank you, weird or you will see you guys in
Speaker 1: a couple of days. For not a couple of days,
Speaker 1: it's Monday, You're right. Sorry a few days, see you soon,
Speaker 1: see you soon, Bye, bab day.
Speaker 3: See out Is It just Me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you get to follow on your podcast app.