WEBVTT - MINI: Brighton Drivers

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Patsy, how

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<v Speaker 1>was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Nice?

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<v Speaker 3>We went over to your neck of the woods on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually all he's doing this acting sort of workshop every Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been nice. Actually every Saturday we've gone to Brighton

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<v Speaker 3>and had a lunch or a breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you go and have lunchrail there there?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the pantry is very very popular.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't breakfast with my one of the kids last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Very popular, constantly packed. And then right over the road

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<v Speaker 3>is Massy which is a stunning little it's actually a

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<v Speaker 3>church sort of front garden, I guess. And we find

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<v Speaker 3>ourselves there at least for coffee, if.

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<v Speaker 1>Not for lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>And the owner is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful lady who

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<v Speaker 3>always comes over and remembers this each week, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>those lovely cafe owns.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Oh she's just there's very special about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so love me?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you love people.

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<v Speaker 2>Watching around there? Because the residts of Brighton are all

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<v Speaker 2>moneyed up, but it's all the yummy mummies. Right, they've

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<v Speaker 2>got that kind of like high end leisure wearing if

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<v Speaker 2>they've been working out. But it's all immaculate. Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's been like freshly lawned. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the hair that may our out us.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be like three or four hours before you

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<v Speaker 2>get out the house or sat there and walk that

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<v Speaker 2>little cavoodle dog.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a full time job. There was a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>girls having brunch next to us. Actually it was ten

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<v Speaker 3>thirty in the morning, and they crack opened a bottle

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<v Speaker 3>of muwet. Oh, you're kidding, And I thought, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what you go sisters. If I could do that, I

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<v Speaker 3>would as well. I thought, that goes fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at them right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You live is short.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we know, we don't know what they might be

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<v Speaker 2>celebrating someone that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Might yes, you're right, or they're are Grandma for the

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<v Speaker 3>first I just any excuse is good enough for Moett

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<v Speaker 3>At ten thirty on a Saturday morning, I say, I

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<v Speaker 3>thought it was great. But I tell you what, Brighton

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<v Speaker 3>people driving through Brighton do not know how to navigate

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<v Speaker 3>a roundabout.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know what you mean. Whenever I have to

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<v Speaker 2>drive over to Brighton. Right, there are three roundabouts on

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<v Speaker 2>Church Hit about three hundred inches and none of the

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<v Speaker 2>locals know how to navigate around.

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<v Speaker 3>Shocking. It's like a game of Russian Roulette rio. You've

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<v Speaker 3>got no idea they should do.

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<v Speaker 1>The next Mad Max movie should be just on Church Street.

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<v Speaker 3>In real time, we nearly had three We were nearly

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<v Speaker 3>t bowing three times along those roundabouts by drivers I

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<v Speaker 3>might adding very nice cars who just like steamroll through

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<v Speaker 3>it and obviously have no idea that you have to

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<v Speaker 3>give way to your right for cars that are already

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<v Speaker 3>on the roundabout.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you reckon it? Is? It is Brighton entitlement.

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<v Speaker 1>I think is money and in title and parts.

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<v Speaker 2>Macular cars, and they think they should just been to

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<v Speaker 2>enter their roundabouts. Also they see people like you and

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<v Speaker 2>I and no where old money and we know we

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<v Speaker 2>don't live locally.

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<v Speaker 1>And also they judge your car like, oh gosh, get

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<v Speaker 1>off the road. I'm coming through in my Cayne.

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<v Speaker 3>I know my can and I'm sorry, but the little

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<v Speaker 3>Yonda Tucson was no match for the Cayenne or the

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<v Speaker 3>BMW or the Merchant got us on the third time.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got massive like Sherman tanks sort of four boy

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<v Speaker 2>to ferry around some little two year old on a

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<v Speaker 2>booster seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they worse than where Patsy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Great drivers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's mainly tractors, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Those haymails dropping straw on the back.

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<v Speaker 3>There is an on tractor, yes, somewhere of the firm

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<v Speaker 3>market cards. But it was terrifying and the third time

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<v Speaker 3>it happened we actually had to like slam our brakes

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<v Speaker 3>on to avoid collision in the car. Just she just

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<v Speaker 3>kept driving, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell you why she's been the champagne. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>go make up your mind. I actually, you know it's

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<v Speaker 2>in into my the worst drivers in Melbourne. You're right,

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<v Speaker 2>Brighton is a nightmare and it's those roundabouts. People don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how they use the roundabouts, so they they don't

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<v Speaker 2>know the etiquette about giving way to the right.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't they teach that, like your girls have just recently

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<v Speaker 3>got their license?

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<v Speaker 1>I do think, do you know what? I think? It's

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<v Speaker 1>not taught like that anymore. They've changed it. They have

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<v Speaker 1>changed it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not ultimately they'll give way to the right. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like that in the UK, but here it's like whoever's

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<v Speaker 2>on the roundabout, how's control of the roundabout?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so I always grew up giving way to the right,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's just been they've sort of snuck in a

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<v Speaker 3>change where it's like it's just whoever's their first first,

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<v Speaker 3>come first. Yes, that's that's just bizarre, and that's anyone true.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're right, no one's been. They haven't updated us.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was giving my daughter's false information. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was going to wait here, you give way to the right.

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<v Speaker 2>They just carry on when they don't driving instructor maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it was one of Christian's daughters.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck everybody, I do believe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bright are some of the worst drivers in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one is than in Highway.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, Oh my god. I come. I come in

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<v Speaker 1>to work every day on that high roll.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a nightmare, even very early night. So I

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<v Speaker 2>get on it at five am. It's the trade's ah right.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of they've got They've had a lot of caffeine,

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<v Speaker 2>some of them, you see, like with that big sort

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<v Speaker 2>of jumbo tron, the frank green bottle of filled up

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<v Speaker 2>with coffee and then they're chugging a monster energy drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, too much, too soon?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and then they're doing those souped up there's the

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<v Speaker 2>V eight sort of ute, and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like, why do you need to get to work

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<v Speaker 1>so quickly?

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<v Speaker 2>They must have so much meaning and purpose on that

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<v Speaker 2>building site. They really want to get to work very quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that we need our own Trady Lane, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Monster Lane.

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