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<v Speaker 1>The pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on.

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<v Speaker 3>Hollo ladies.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, he them, happy whins.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to the pickup head in the chemistlay house today.

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<v Speaker 3>Great savings every day, guys. The worst thing just happened

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<v Speaker 3>to me coming into the studios.

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<v Speaker 4>What could possibly be the worst thing on a wedness?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you know me, I'm always running late, so I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of a zoomer. Like always legal driving to work,

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<v Speaker 3>always legally in the speed limit.

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<v Speaker 5>I like the disclaimer there. Just always do me legally always.

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<v Speaker 3>And I cut someone off right and then they cut

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<v Speaker 3>me off, and you know what, like you just keep

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<v Speaker 3>cutting each other off and you just you sort of

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<v Speaker 3>have that beef with one driver on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>This is literally the next showed that's number one in

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<v Speaker 2>the world right now called beef.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he said, a documentary on my life. I've been

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<v Speaker 3>being filmed anyway, kept cutting off, and then I finally

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<v Speaker 3>got in front of them and I thought I'd won.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I realized they're following me, and I go,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, they're going to come out. They're going

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<v Speaker 3>to kill me. They're following me all the way to work,

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<v Speaker 3>and I go, they're.

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<v Speaker 6>Gonna get me.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a hypochondria.

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<v Speaker 3>I pull into the parking lot at work. There behind me,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like getting my key beneath my fingers, like in

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<v Speaker 3>between to get ready to fight them. And it's someone

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<v Speaker 3>who works in sales at the radio Stone.

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<v Speaker 7>That so embarrassing for you.

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<v Speaker 4>And now no one's going to sell our show.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're all out of jobs because of me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been a good run.

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<v Speaker 7>It's been a couple of months.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Simon in sales.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, Well, look we have a very big show

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<v Speaker 7>happening today.

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<v Speaker 5>We want to know what have you caught on your

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<v Speaker 5>CCTV footage because there was a runner who has been

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<v Speaker 5>caught in a very compromising position.

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<v Speaker 3>Plus, if you want to go to the King's Coronation

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<v Speaker 3>in the UK, it's happening very soon. We've got your tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll happen in the next fifteen minutes. Wednesday, AVO. It's

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<v Speaker 3>the pickup brit Laura and Mitch stuck on a Mother's

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<v Speaker 2>Lady Gaga came out many moons ago and said that

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<v Speaker 2>she was taking like a vow of celibacy. She wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to become celibate because she believed that when she had sex, creativity.

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<v Speaker 4>Left her body.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this is funny on the surface because you laugh

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<v Speaker 2>at it because you're like, as if your creativity leaves

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<v Speaker 2>orifices of your body when you have what are.

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<v Speaker 3>Mental images in this one?

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<v Speaker 7>But then I.

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<v Speaker 4>Got thinking, and this part of it that I sort

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<v Speaker 4>of agree with.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when you are like single or celibate, for

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<v Speaker 2>me personally, I am so much more productive, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>more creative, I get more stuff done, I achieve more

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<v Speaker 2>than I ever thought I could possibly achieve.

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<v Speaker 4>Then when I'm in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Relationship, now I'm wondering, is there something to be said

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<v Speaker 2>with my creativity leaving different parts of my body?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you saying that because Ben, your boyfriend is on

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<v Speaker 5>the other side of the world and you are unintentional

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<v Speaker 5>slash intentionally celibate, that you now feel more creative if

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<v Speaker 5>you are, okay, it's got nothing to do with being celibate.

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<v Speaker 7>It's got to do with your boyfriend being on the

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<v Speaker 7>other side of the country.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't see him, You're not going out on dates,

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<v Speaker 5>You're not like all the things and the energy that

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<v Speaker 5>you have to put into casual dating, or like when

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<v Speaker 5>you first start dating someone, it.

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<v Speaker 7>Takes up so much time.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, Like it's the texting, the going on online dating,

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<v Speaker 5>all that stuff takes energy, effort and brain space. And

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<v Speaker 5>I think once you either shift into a very long

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<v Speaker 5>term relationship or you are intentionally celibate, you just free

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<v Speaker 5>up so much more time in your life to dedicate

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<v Speaker 5>to work.

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<v Speaker 3>Brittany, what's your point? Are you trying to get Laura

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<v Speaker 3>and I into a celibacy practicing? You want to join it?

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<v Speaker 3>You want us to join the celibacy coal Recular.

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<v Speaker 2>We could call Maddie Jay your husband and tay that

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<v Speaker 2>you've decided you want to do it. You did all

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<v Speaker 2>this research and you think you should try it for

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<v Speaker 2>a year and see what he would do.

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<v Speaker 4>Do direct we could do that?

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<v Speaker 7>He say, well, it makes no difference to me.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, how is that any different?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, Honney, Hello, So I was talking about something and

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<v Speaker 5>I have an idea for us that I would like

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<v Speaker 5>us to try, and you have to hear me out. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>So did you hear about how Lady Gaga went celibate? Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>So Lady Gaga went celibate because she felt like when

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<v Speaker 5>she had intimacy and when she had sex that it

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<v Speaker 5>was creatively depleting her, so that by abstaining from sex,

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<v Speaker 5>she felt like she could be more creative and she

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<v Speaker 5>was better at her job. Okay, Well, okay, you know

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<v Speaker 5>how I've been talking about how I feel like I

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<v Speaker 5>have nothing left in the tank because obviously work's been

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<v Speaker 5>full on trying to juggle the kids.

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<v Speaker 7>I wanted to get.

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<v Speaker 5>Your opinion on trialing being intentionally celibate for like a

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<v Speaker 5>few months.

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<v Speaker 7>We do have sex every.

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<v Speaker 4>Single week.

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<v Speaker 8>The last six months, so un true?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well, in that case, if you actually think it's

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<v Speaker 5>been six months, we literally have sex every single week,

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<v Speaker 5>and you always think you always think every week like clockwork.

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<v Speaker 8>That is not true at all.

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<v Speaker 7>It is it actually is six.

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<v Speaker 8>Last week, and then I can't remember the time before that.

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<v Speaker 8>It's been like months.

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<v Speaker 7>It was two weeks and it was because I had

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<v Speaker 7>my period.

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<v Speaker 8>Really okay, well, how long would you like to not

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<v Speaker 8>have sex for?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, if you think we've been going six months, how

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<v Speaker 5>what okay.

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<v Speaker 7>One year?

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<v Speaker 8>No sex for one year because you want to be

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<v Speaker 8>more creative.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, both of us.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it would make us both more creative. And

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<v Speaker 5>then also how good would it be when we start

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<v Speaker 5>doing it again?

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<v Speaker 8>This rule is stupid.

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<v Speaker 7>Six months.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, I'm just going to masturvate a hell of

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<v Speaker 8>a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, how could you be mad?

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to feel so good when you do it

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<v Speaker 2>for the first time, Believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 7>I do not want to go you And also, how

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<v Speaker 7>dare you?

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<v Speaker 5>It is every single week except for the weeks when

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<v Speaker 5>you know the natural body clock says no, sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on the pick up. By the way, Matt, you're

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<v Speaker 3>on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Figure that out with my cattle.

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<v Speaker 2>That is actually Mitch and I just sat in on

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<v Speaker 2>a therapy session about your sex life.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually it was not supposed to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>I think a week's plenty of time. That's very good

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<v Speaker 3>to do it weekly. Last Thursday, it's my call. When

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<v Speaker 3>I called you guys last Thursday.

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly we were doing with a whole seven minutes that

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<v Speaker 7>you were calling.

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<v Speaker 4>Darling.

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<v Speaker 5>I promise it'll be less than six months that you

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<v Speaker 5>have to wait, maybe maybe another week.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a private discussion, not to be had on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Then he goes Australia's made it Jay everyone good luck.

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<v Speaker 4>That was so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, if you want to go to the UK to

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<v Speaker 3>see the coronation of King Charles, we are sending you there.

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<v Speaker 3>Collect your boarding pass to fly direct to London. Next

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<v Speaker 3>to the pickup. It's the pick up Laura mitch here.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone head into chemist warehouse today. Great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, there's something that I saw yesterday on Twitter and.

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<v Speaker 7>It's been going a little bit viral.

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<v Speaker 5>Now have you ever had oh, I'm sure everyone's had this,

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<v Speaker 5>had an experience where you just needed to go to

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<v Speaker 5>the toilets so badly, so badly.

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<v Speaker 7>Toilets are too far away. You need to relieve yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>We call it turtlenecking. Yeah, prairie dogging.

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<v Speaker 7>If they know what they call it. Their head in

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<v Speaker 7>and out of the POCKETO touching cloth.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on, we're going with this conversation.

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<v Speaker 5>So there is a runner, a marathon runner from Boston,

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<v Speaker 5>and look, the call of the call of nature happened

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<v Speaker 5>to their mid run and they couldn't make it to

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<v Speaker 5>the portloose or to what had been set up along

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<v Speaker 5>the run.

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<v Speaker 7>They had to just duck out mid run.

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<v Speaker 5>Now they left the marathon, They ducked out into a

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<v Speaker 5>person's front yard, relieved.

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<v Speaker 7>Themselves, popped the squad yeap, pulled.

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<v Speaker 5>Their pants back up, and then just slid back into

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<v Speaker 5>the run like nothing ever happened. The big thing about

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<v Speaker 5>this was is that they thought they got out unscathed,

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<v Speaker 5>but unfortunately for them, they were caught on the doorbell

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<v Speaker 5>camera of the person's property taking a pool in the

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<v Speaker 5>front gard. Now that footage has gone viral across TikTok

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<v Speaker 5>and across Twitter.

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<v Speaker 7>It has had five hundred thousand views. Have a look

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<v Speaker 7>at that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, he's squatting down.

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<v Speaker 7>And then just runs off like nothing ever happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Did he win the Marathon's running quite quickly away.

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<v Speaker 4>From his crime. But what I guess?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess there's a part of me in here that's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want anyone taking a dump in my front lawn.

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<v Speaker 4>Having said that, sometimes nature calls what are you going

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<v Speaker 4>to do?

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<v Speaker 8>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you rather poop on someone's lawn or in your pants?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I would rather poo on someone's lawn. Would

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<v Speaker 5>they rather me do it on their laud or in

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<v Speaker 5>my pants? Is it probably a different question? Okay? My

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<v Speaker 5>thing is, though, why do they go back through the

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<v Speaker 5>video footage? Were they so convinced that it was a

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<v Speaker 5>human pood? Like, how do you know that that that's

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<v Speaker 5>not a great dame? How do you know that that's

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<v Speaker 5>not a bull arrow? That's a great big dog doing

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<v Speaker 5>a poo.

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<v Speaker 3>And bright orange from aile the gatorady was drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I personally think you ninety percent of the time

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<v Speaker 2>you can tell the difference between a human poop and

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<v Speaker 2>obviously they could obviously have looked at it. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>my sister felling human pooh ones and you can tell it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry outed you, but you can tell the difference between

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<v Speaker 2>human pitop and dog peoper.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess the question here is how good is

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<v Speaker 3>that camera? That doorbell camera? People catch things on their

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<v Speaker 3>CCDV and their doorbell cams all the time. I'd actually

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<v Speaker 3>be interested to know, thirteen one oh sixty five, what's

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<v Speaker 3>the most wild thing you've caught on your doorbell camera?

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<v Speaker 3>We got staff? Would you catch on cam? Steffie?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, So I'm a building manager at a big accounting

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<v Speaker 6>firm in the city. I think accountants. It's pretty boring,

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<v Speaker 6>boring job. Apparently something had been had gone missing from

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<v Speaker 6>somebody's desk.

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<v Speaker 1>So as the building manager, I needed to go through

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<v Speaker 1>the CCTV footage and ended up catching a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>the staff members in a compromising position. Yes, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was after hours, so it was all it was. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess fine that it was not during work time,

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<v Speaker 1>but yes it was.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait were these two staff that people knew were hooking

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<v Speaker 5>up or did they just get caught doing the ugly

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<v Speaker 5>on someone's desk?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, got caught.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's all the problem, he LAWI is more

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<v Speaker 2>than you can't have sex at work.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's about if anyone in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't it saucy finding out that your coworkers are actually

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<v Speaker 5>getting down and doing the dirty and you had no idea?

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<v Speaker 5>And then you come into work the next day and

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<v Speaker 5>you're like, hey, so did you spray and wipe on

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<v Speaker 5>this after you finished up?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Stop? Have you guys ever done anything of work?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 7>I've worked for myself for so long. I went from home.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, and you can do nothing here at radio

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<v Speaker 2>because you're a cameras everywhere everywhere.

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<v Speaker 7>Have you ever done it at work?

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<v Speaker 4>Mite?

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<v Speaker 3>Just think about that twice? Brittany I'm just saying it

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<v Speaker 3>can be done. All right. Well, next on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>You're in a bit of a conunder, aren't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I have been asked to do something, Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I asked to EMC something and I just feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it's too much pressure.

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<v Speaker 7>You sound thrilled about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's too much pressure.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you've made up your mind. Should we have the

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<v Speaker 3>show now? I'm going to convince you because I think

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<v Speaker 3>it's an easy job. I think you're built for it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'll tell you why after this at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the pick up. Wednesday afternoon, Britt, Laura and met

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<v Speaker 3>Stuck on a Mother's Day gift Chemist Warehouse as you

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<v Speaker 2>I got asked by my brother and his fiancee to

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<v Speaker 2>MC their wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a simultaneous side.

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<v Speaker 7>So I don't know how I would feel if that

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<v Speaker 7>was me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want to be happy and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to do it a part of me.

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<v Speaker 7>Because he might be listening.

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<v Speaker 2>No, But I just feel like there's immense amount of pressure,

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<v Speaker 2>like to get asked to MC a wedding, because I

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<v Speaker 2>know the reason they said, like they want we we

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<v Speaker 2>want you to be the MC because you're funny. You

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<v Speaker 2>have this radio job, you speak for a living, and you.

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<v Speaker 4>Have the podcast. People don't know that. Like I rehearse

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<v Speaker 4>my joke, You're like, I'm not naturally.

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<v Speaker 7>But I also feel.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, yeah, I don't want to have to do it

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<v Speaker 5>when I do it all day, every day, and then

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<v Speaker 5>it becomes like there's so much pressure to be good

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<v Speaker 5>at it.

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<v Speaker 7>What if you suck?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I have until October. So it's they've asked me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have a lot of time to play my jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>What do I do?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, this is good because I get paid to

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<v Speaker 3>MC weddings. I've got tips for you. Tip number one,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not your day. It's not about you, for God's sake,

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<v Speaker 3>the wedding is about horror, and some mcs make it

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<v Speaker 3>all about themselves. It's a stand up routine.

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<v Speaker 7>You can't just tell jokes about yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>You also have to find that very nice balance between

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<v Speaker 5>roasting your brother, roasting the groom and the bride, but

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<v Speaker 5>also doing it with like tender love. So it has

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<v Speaker 5>to be equal portions of roast, then love roast, then.

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<v Speaker 4>Love like a sundwich, like a roast to beef love sewich.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, with lots of love foot in there, because I

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<v Speaker 5>think some mcs think it's all about comedy, comedy, comedy hour,

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<v Speaker 5>and then you walk away from it, You're like, do

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<v Speaker 5>they even like each other?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't have a problem morasting my brother. So moving on,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the next one?

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<v Speaker 3>What about that?

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<v Speaker 4>I can sprinkle the.

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<v Speaker 3>Love on top, say say you love your brother.

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<v Speaker 4>Dane, I love you.

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<v Speaker 7>Believable. She's also paid actress. But you're a dicat all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, next point, I think you need to come fully prepared.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't wing it because Brittany wings everything. You need to write.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to write points. You need to know the

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<v Speaker 3>ins and the outs. You need to know where the

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<v Speaker 3>bathrooms are. You're like a flight to ten. The best

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<v Speaker 3>way to vet your gig of MC and your brother's

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<v Speaker 3>wedding is to write a practice introduction. Let's say, for example,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, let's throw a little pickup wedding. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>do it. We invite you here today to celebrate the

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<v Speaker 3>wedding of Laura Burne.

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<v Speaker 4>Johnson, who's already married Laura Johnson.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I mean Polygamy's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye and Mitch Chury myself.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Mitch, I've always wish that we were in a

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<v Speaker 5>relationship and that you were heterosexual and ask me to marry.

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<v Speaker 4>It's never weird, Matt Block yours.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll never get together, we'll sleep in separate bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 7>But we'll have the best friendship so much, share a wardrobe, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Get to watch movies all the time. Oh, it's not

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<v Speaker 3>about US's not about it's about you. Tomorrow on the show,

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<v Speaker 3>you need to go to bed and you need to

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<v Speaker 3>prepare an introductory statement, So.

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<v Speaker 7>Bring you homework.

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<v Speaker 4>You just said I love to be on the fly,

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<v Speaker 4>I hate home.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we're just making sure that you can actually prepare

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<v Speaker 5>for something, because we know you don't prepare for this show.

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<v Speaker 3>And a good MC prepares the show writing.

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<v Speaker 2>An introductory wedding speech for my co host Miss Terry

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<v Speaker 2>and Laura burn Johnson.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but we love each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye we never touched each other.

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<v Speaker 7>No sleep and separate pare Yeah, standard marriage.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay essentially yes, all right? Well, and what are up

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<v Speaker 3>next with Brooke Bunny to drive your home?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, we love Brook, but also that means that Wood

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<v Speaker 7>he is still in the jungle.

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<v Speaker 3>H He's gonna win.

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<v Speaker 7>I reckon you think it's cross our jungle king?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow for the wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>Wedding another century,