Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Happy Friday, Jack post Yday, guys, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Happy International Women's Day.
Speaker 2: International Women's Day, Patsy, what are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 3: Speaking of Women's Day?
Speaker 4: Today, I am at a women's forum for Wyndham City
Speaker 4: Council and we've got some really great speakers at lunchtime
Speaker 4: today and then Sunday night, I'm taking Audrey to see Wicked.
Speaker 2: Oh, Patsy, I went three times with the girls. Oh really,
Speaker 2: it's incredible. I'm looking forward to Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: You both love it. It's such a great show.
Speaker 3: Yes, So that's Sunday night.
Speaker 2: Oh, you've got a big weekend. It is your son's
Speaker 2: birthday Monday.
Speaker 5: We're going to the party supply shop after the show today.
Speaker 6: Getting in the helium balloons.
Speaker 5: I have the healium balloon already, I've got so he's
Speaker 5: doing a cow theen birthday. Everybody's invited to dress his
Speaker 5: cows as his favorite animal. I was able to get
Speaker 5: a number two balloon that is in cowprint. How I
Speaker 5: just ordered it on line. But now I've got to
Speaker 5: get the helium into it. If I get it helium today.
Speaker 5: Will it last till Monday?
Speaker 2: Oh? I think it would forty eight hours.
Speaker 4: If you go to Lombards, they have a special gas
Speaker 4: that you can pay for.
Speaker 2: Party ship supply shops have their own canister. Why can't
Speaker 2: you pick it up Sunday? Why?
Speaker 5: I didn't know if they were open Sunday and then
Speaker 5: Monday's the public holidays.
Speaker 2: Don't get it Sunday afternoon, Sunday afternoon. I bet they
Speaker 2: are open Monday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, all right, so Sunday fill it up with helium.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just going Lombards and ask for the special guests
Speaker 4: because it lasts longer.
Speaker 2: I would go in today, get the other bit you need,
Speaker 2: like the candles and stuff like that, pay for the balloons,
Speaker 2: and say you be back Sunday. Ye okay, but yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to do that Sunday. It's going to be
Speaker 2: so exciting. Second and I can't wait.
Speaker 5: We've got him this little cow onesie that he's already
Speaker 5: tried on to make sure of. I'll be the big
Speaker 5: cow onesie in like farmers overalls that have cowprint on them.
Speaker 5: I'm very excited for quick.
Speaker 2: The almost two years now gone. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Spared by spared by actually actually one to two. It
Speaker 5: feels like we were just celebrating his first birthday.
Speaker 2: And you wait the next two years. It's like they
Speaker 2: change fifteen times.
Speaker 5: Oh no, he's already he already has he's.
Speaker 2: A little he is a boy now is he a boy? Baby?
Speaker 5: Especially, go haircut this week and he just looks like
Speaker 5: a boy. Yes, it's happening too fast, but I can't wait.
Speaker 1: From under the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Patsy, what are you giving your double thumbs up to?
Speaker 2: What have you enjoyed this week?
Speaker 4: Well, look, I've only got one thing, but it is
Speaker 4: a ripper. In fact, I would nearly stick my neck
Speaker 4: out and say it is probably the one of, if
Speaker 4: not the best thing I have ever brought to the
Speaker 4: table for double thumb drum roll. So we have found
Speaker 4: the best coffee beans and they have actually been voted
Speaker 4: as the world's best coffee beans. And not from where
Speaker 4: you would think. It's not some sort of special larder
Speaker 4: or posh sort of deli. It's at Aldi and they.
Speaker 2: Are the way you spat daddy.
Speaker 4: They are Lazio. We get the dark ones, they have medium,
Speaker 4: get a whiff.
Speaker 5: Of that Jakey, I'm not a big whippy drinker.
Speaker 2: Me and my daughter are. When we have a little
Speaker 2: tiny coffee machine. They're good, They're brilliant. Are they what
Speaker 2: they called it? Single origin?
Speaker 3: What does it say, Jake? I just get the dark
Speaker 3: beans to you, the whole buck.
Speaker 5: I don't see single origin here, so they could be
Speaker 5: getting them from all over the places.
Speaker 2: I'll try those.
Speaker 4: SO'SI lat's you all? And it's actually voted world's best.
Speaker 5: Who buy because they've just put their own little sticker.
Speaker 2: On here handed out when they go the.
Speaker 6: World's Best Coffee.
Speaker 5: Any regional bakery you go to has the best pie
Speaker 5: votered twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4: The Australia is Lazio Coffee Beans just one gold at
Speaker 4: the twenty twenty four World Series of the Gold Coffee
Speaker 4: Bean Awards, earning the official title of the World's Best.
Speaker 2: Feels like we're watching it right now.
Speaker 3: The smell is so good, the oscars.
Speaker 4: The way you've been this speech like thirty forty bucks
Speaker 4: for a bag, These are like twelve or thirteen, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 2: Wow, my drop world. Yeah that's best. Okay, Jackie boy,
Speaker 2: what are you giving a double thumbs up to? This week?
Speaker 2: What have you enjoyed?
Speaker 5: This is what we're still cycling through. Three shows at
Speaker 5: the moment, Boyce Swallow's Universe One Day, and the new
Speaker 5: episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm, the only show that it
Speaker 5: shouldn't work like this, but season on season gets funnier.
Speaker 2: Which one Curb you'r enthusias? Oh my God?
Speaker 6: Have you seen this? Have you seen this week?
Speaker 5: So we're one episode behind, Oh my God?
Speaker 2: And very sad. One of the one of the all
Speaker 2: time great comedians, Richard Lewis, who's been one of the
Speaker 2: main stays and is Larry actually in real life. Larry
Speaker 2: David's oldest friend passed away last week. And I love
Speaker 2: how Richard Lewis improvises everything he did in that show.
Speaker 2: And sometimes you'll see he generally made eld laugh and
Speaker 2: it's a joy because Larry is enjoying the ad lib
Speaker 2: line that rich has just given it. You can it's
Speaker 2: such a such a great show.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Two things I've really enjoyed this week. One it is
Speaker 2: kind of enjoyed it, but it has broken me one day.
Speaker 5: What happens at the end?
Speaker 2: Just give up the book? The book came out about
Speaker 2: fifteen years ago. Right, it's sold millions, and people are
Speaker 2: watching the show and they're they're they're enjoying it. It's
Speaker 2: a beautiful, one of the best dramas I've seen in years.
Speaker 2: It's so well done. Half an hour episode. It's not
Speaker 2: your whole night, but it's so dumb. But the final
Speaker 2: two episodes, my daughter didn't know how it's going to wind. Right,
Speaker 2: she's seventeen. She hadn't read the book. She came downstairs
Speaker 2: and we were about to watch the last two episodes
Speaker 2: last night, and I knew how it's going to end.
Speaker 2: And she goes, Dad, you didn't tell me. You should
Speaker 2: have prepared me. I went, oh, what have you found out?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 2: I've been on TikTok. I can't watch it, she said,
Speaker 2: I can't handle this. I'm doing the year twelve. He goes,
Speaker 2: you're not going to watch it? Are You? Went? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: because but you know how it ends. I went, I know.
Speaker 2: She goes, but why why do people make sad things
Speaker 2: like this is We had a big chat for twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: like a proper father daught chat. I said, because it
Speaker 2: reminds us, Why do you why do you like Tedy Swift,
Speaker 2: you have to talk about this stuff. You have to.
Speaker 2: You have to because actually it reminds us to live well.
Speaker 2: It will be really sad, but I had no idea
Speaker 2: it broke me. It's almost making me tear up now
Speaker 2: just the thought of it. And you know, we get
Speaker 2: so involved in a story you think it's real. I'm
Speaker 2: still processing it a day later. Don't watch it. Finish
Speaker 2: it on episode eleven and tell yourself they got.
Speaker 5: Together, they made it. They don't do it, live happily
Speaker 5: ever after.
Speaker 2: Don't do it.
Speaker 5: I'm not in year twelve, so I don't have to
Speaker 5: worry about my.
Speaker 2: I swear to God. Right. So my wife didn't want
Speaker 2: to watch it either, because she read the book right.
Speaker 2: So I shut myself away and watch them. At one
Speaker 2: point I got a text message from my wife that went,
Speaker 2: we're worried about you. We can hear sobbing in there.
Speaker 2: Are you okay? And I went, don't come in as bad.
Speaker 2: And when you did the well, I came out and
Speaker 2: I was a mess. And I said to both that
Speaker 2: you did the right thing. That has just hollered me out.
Speaker 2: It's beautifully done.
Speaker 5: But I love the characters so much and I do tell.
Speaker 2: You what I do, tell you what right. I went
Speaker 2: to bed last night and it really made me. It
Speaker 2: changed the way I thought about my life right now,
Speaker 2: and that's an amazing thing. Any any TV show, drama,
Speaker 2: or song that can make you do that. It does
Speaker 2: break your heart, but it doesn't it doesn't leave you. Know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you actually are like, why did they do that
Speaker 2: to me? Why would you do that? It doesn't. It
Speaker 2: doesn't do that. It breaks it wide open to remind
Speaker 2: you that actually things do go away, but also things
Speaker 2: are there right now and that's where true happiness is.
Speaker 2: So I can't recommend it enough. But if you don't
Speaker 2: have your heart broken and it's heartbreaking, finish it at
Speaker 2: episode eleven and just tell yourself they.
Speaker 5: Got after In TV shows like I Choose Your Own Adventure?
Speaker 5: Do you want any your real.
Speaker 2: Well, it shows the heartbreaking one and the other thing
Speaker 2: completely kind of a different show. It's Her Place by
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks Steven Spielberg. If you love Band of Brothers,
Speaker 2: which everybody should watch Band of Brothers. It tells such
Speaker 2: an incredible story and a true life story as well.
Speaker 2: About the Second World War. They produced a new show
Speaker 2: called Masters of the Air it is so good. Austin Butler'
Speaker 2: isn't it. Who is amazing in it? Elvis and Barry Keohen,
Speaker 2: who I think is in every other movie at the moment.
Speaker 2: He's so great. It was great in Salt BM. It's
Speaker 2: called Masters of the I think it's on Apple TV.
Speaker 2: That is brilliant. We're only three episodes in, but it's very,
Speaker 2: very good.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian no connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good on into Jody Roberts already at work, Christian. I
Speaker 2: am listening, but I came in part way through double
Speaker 2: thumbs up? What was the TV show you were talking about? Jody? Listen.
Speaker 2: I don't take questions. You need to sit down at
Speaker 2: the start of the show with a notepad one day.
Speaker 2: But I've warned you just just go into it knowing, okay,
Speaker 2: full disclosure. That is a full on roller coaster ride.
Speaker 2: Do some research before you start to dive into one day.
Speaker 2: All right, So this week then, Footy back. We don't
Speaker 2: need to talk about the result last night.
Speaker 6: It's worth mentioning congratulations.
Speaker 2: To the Swans. I went to bed grumpy Football's back.
Speaker 2: I found I was clearing up the house yesterday evening.
Speaker 2: Everyone else was asleep and I was like Indes, I
Speaker 2: was like, this is what it is to be a fan.
Speaker 2: You had all that expectation. Did you actually watch the
Speaker 2: whole game? We're good at better. I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people watching. Did the the strap liner actually came
Speaker 2: up a halftime Dowur game? I was like, Dowur is
Speaker 2: it's not really a sort of footy fans phrase, is it?
Speaker 2: Dour game?
Speaker 5: It's not the block person opening we were hoping for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we have our Footy Wall of Fame. It's
Speaker 2: actually a wall that's in Ligon straight and on Monday
Speaker 2: it starts to be painted with all the legends that
Speaker 2: we don't know about that you're telling us about this week.
Speaker 2: So it's a Footy all of fame with monic feel
Speaker 2: confident tackling your next painting project and achieving the perfect finish.
Speaker 2: Monarch painting made easy available at Bunning's warehouse. So if
Speaker 2: there's anyone that we need to know about who we
Speaker 2: don't need to know about, it's not just the big
Speaker 2: names that we're all familiar with who are legends, it's
Speaker 2: the other known ones. Like if you're a super fan,
Speaker 2: we'd love to put some of the super fans up
Speaker 2: there nine four one four one o four three. Good
Speaker 2: morning Belinda. Hello, So Blinda, tell us about superfan. You know.
Speaker 8: Oh look, she's just she's the number one. Her name
Speaker 8: is Nellie. I'm a last style coordinator and I work
Speaker 8: out of a nursing home. We have a resident named Nellie.
Speaker 8: When you guys mentioned this on Monday that you're going
Speaker 8: to do the Wall of Fame, the first person I
Speaker 8: thought of with her. You have no idea. She is
Speaker 8: ninety six years old and she's been a fan her
Speaker 8: whole life. She's got three generations under her day. She's
Speaker 8: also she was the beginning of the cheer squad. So
Speaker 8: she we're going back way.
Speaker 5: What team did she follow?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm really sorry to say, but it was Sydney Swans.
Speaker 8: I think we last night, I think didn't we beat
Speaker 8: you Christian?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just as forgot there was an extra courter. That's
Speaker 2: all it is.
Speaker 8: Well, you know what, with this week being the week
Speaker 8: it is, and then they've won the game last night,
Speaker 8: I think this is a time I want Nellie up there.
Speaker 8: She's such a beautiful soul. You have no idea.
Speaker 2: So well, I love you, Carrie. You were as well Belinda,
Speaker 2: So where is the nursing home? Where are you? Guys?
Speaker 8: Wearing Glenroy were called Colton Close and we're under the
Speaker 8: Benettetz branch. I've been there a year and that's when
Speaker 8: I met Nellie and I have to share a funny
Speaker 8: story when I first met Nellie and then I found
Speaker 8: out that she actually was still going to the games
Speaker 8: last year.
Speaker 2: I looked at her, So she's ninety six, she's still
Speaker 2: going to the games.
Speaker 8: Well that's the thing. Last year, up until last year,
Speaker 8: she was. But this year, with some declining health issues,
Speaker 8: Dave has decided maybe it's better and Nellie's not attend
Speaker 8: the game. So this year she's telling me at the
Speaker 8: moment that she won't be attending the games. And this
Speaker 8: is the very other reason I called you, you know,
Speaker 8: for somebody who's entire world in life before she could walk,
Speaker 8: has been going through the game and this year she cannot.
Speaker 8: And I just a wonderful way it is. It is,
Speaker 8: you know, most of us cope with change in life,
Speaker 8: and this generations have been through everything they really are,
Speaker 8: but this, you know, I know it must be breaking her.
Speaker 8: So I just thought, oh, what a wonderful way to
Speaker 8: celebrate her.
Speaker 2: Oh bless you, Belinda. That's what a magical thing you're
Speaker 2: doing for an awesome lady as well. Yeah, I'm looking
Speaker 2: at a photo of her room. Nellie is the smallest
Speaker 2: part of it. It looks like some sort of museum
Speaker 2: of the Swans. Every every inch of her room is
Speaker 2: decked out with pictures, mementoes, merchandise and Swans over the years.
Speaker 2: She really is I think Australia's biggest AFL super fan.
Speaker 7: She really is.
Speaker 8: I'm really I really can tell you that the truth.
Speaker 8: She really is.
Speaker 2: Great. Well, listen, thank you very much Belinda about telling
Speaker 2: us about Nellie. Okay, okay, this is the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: show podcast. I have a wall on lig On Street,
Speaker 2: not just any wall on the Bally on lie On streets.
Speaker 2: Your foody heroes.
Speaker 5: The Nuffies, the earliest up on the Bally from groundsand
Speaker 5: to goods.
Speaker 9: Everyone is welcome, just not calling ward.
Speaker 2: All right. We're looking for super fans to go up
Speaker 2: on our footy Wall of Fame. It starts being painted
Speaker 2: next week. It's up on lig On Street. There are
Speaker 2: eight spots. We think we should have some super fans
Speaker 2: out there. We've just heard about an amazing lady. Ninety
Speaker 2: six year old superfans Swan Superman Nelly. Are you a
Speaker 2: super fan? If you are, should you be going up
Speaker 2: on our wall of fame?
Speaker 1: Carla Bryer know you're listening to the Christian Know Carl
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hello Christian, I'm sending this email on behalf of my
Speaker 2: mom because she doesn't have to use a computer.
Speaker 6: Hello Ellie, your mom's assistant.
Speaker 2: We were in the shops yesterday and we walked past
Speaker 2: a pop up shop that had these little charms that
Speaker 2: you put on crocs, and she thought Jack Posts might
Speaker 2: be interested in them. I'm today what a sight.
Speaker 5: Actually comfortable.
Speaker 2: She took photos insisted that I send them to They
Speaker 2: are attached below. On a side note, Christian, I love crocs.
Speaker 2: They have the practicality of thongs, but our way and
Speaker 2: there's about five whys here way more comfortable. Please have
Speaker 2: a good show today. Thank you very much. You also
Speaker 2: heard the last half an hour. We're all praying right now,
Speaker 2: Ellie on behalf of her mum. Car thank you very
Speaker 2: much for that as well. I think there's a name
Speaker 2: for those that all spoke those things you brought on
Speaker 2: the crocs.
Speaker 5: Gibble bits or something.
Speaker 2: Is it giblets?
Speaker 6: What is it rio?
Speaker 2: Do you know? I think what's the name for them?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm not a massive nerd, but I think.
Speaker 2: Well, a you are and me find out what it is,
Speaker 2: all right. So we're looking for footy super fans. The
Speaker 2: reason why we're doing this is we are building this
Speaker 2: week and next week our footy Wall of Fame, and
Speaker 2: up on our wall of fame. It's not just the
Speaker 2: legends that we know about. It's other legends we know
Speaker 2: nothing about who deserve to be up on our footy
Speaker 2: Wall of Fame nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: Right now, we're looking for super fans to be immortalized
Speaker 2: up there, like you, Leanne. Good morning, LeAnn.
Speaker 10: Morty Christian. I'm super honored to be nominated. This is
Speaker 10: just fantastic.
Speaker 6: So Lean sounds like you're on the way somewhere.
Speaker 2: You're you're a Pies super fan, right I am.
Speaker 10: I'm actually one of the calling the chief squad leaders.
Speaker 10: So there's a few of us, and yes, I'm I'm
Speaker 10: heading to the airport now off to the GWS game
Speaker 10: for tomorrow night.
Speaker 11: Oh wow, on my way right early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are a proper fan committed. And so you've
Speaker 2: got the cheers squad. What the noises cheers squad there
Speaker 2: is is the Conningwood one. And have you got any
Speaker 2: banners with you?
Speaker 10: I've got my banners that I hold out the game.
Speaker 12: But the banner is traveling.
Speaker 10: Up with the players, so it's all wrapped and tap
Speaker 10: and everything, and we made it.
Speaker 8: Last night so it's.
Speaker 10: On its way so well will be with the players today.
Speaker 2: But you've got your own banner.
Speaker 12: I held I hold up the banner every week.
Speaker 10: I've got my little headshake for him which I hold
Speaker 10: us and my daughter holds up.
Speaker 13: So yeah, we have I love that.
Speaker 2: And is that with the hand like as you put
Speaker 2: that in the suitcase? You don't trust baggage handles to
Speaker 2: damage that precious cargo.
Speaker 12: That's that's actually in my in my suitcase because you
Speaker 12: can't take the sticks.
Speaker 2: Through no banners on board says that doesn't with the
Speaker 2: air of soul grenade and that hangar.
Speaker 12: I have my little moraccas which I shave through.
Speaker 2: The game of footy in Australia. Is the moracas. You're right?
Speaker 2: How lovely? The game the slip and rack is going
Speaker 2: off for five minutes.
Speaker 10: Correct, correct a war cry and people in the next.
Speaker 2: Biger Oh.
Speaker 6: Please, I want to hear the war cry.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 6: Have you got it in you to do some of
Speaker 6: the war cry right now?
Speaker 7: For us?
Speaker 12: I haven't done it for six months. I hope I have.
Speaker 12: I don't do a good justice. Do you want me
Speaker 12: to do it straightaway?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 2: And the Maracas, there's a lot going on now. I
Speaker 2: understand why the Pies are so dominant times the players,
Speaker 2: the rival teams. That with the Moraccas.
Speaker 12: I've been doing it to Sporting I don't even realize
Speaker 12: I'm doing it now now.
Speaker 2: You obviously are a big super fan. Now, Leanna, I
Speaker 2: bet you can't wait for the seasons be back. Huge game,
Speaker 2: isn't it against the Giants?
Speaker 10: I've missed it, so my question they're not.
Speaker 12: They're they're making out that I hate us, but yeah,
Speaker 12: that's part of the game. Everybody hates calling. That's the
Speaker 12: way it is.
Speaker 2: A good listen, you had it. You've had a great
Speaker 2: season half with mcflying. It was an awesome grand finale, so.
Speaker 6: I understand you.
Speaker 2: You also, you're the fan of the Year last year
Speaker 2: by the actual a f L. You're the m v
Speaker 2: P Yeah is that right? Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 12: Want I won the number one pans from the AHL Association.
Speaker 11: Of you.
Speaker 12: So I didn't nominate myself. Somebody else did like and
Speaker 12: has done for me. And yeah, I guess because I've
Speaker 12: been in the Chies squad thirty years, people know me now, so.
Speaker 10: I tried.
Speaker 2: Understand the moroccas don't forget as well. Yeah, Jack asked
Speaker 2: what do you win as like Fan of the Year.
Speaker 2: What do you get?
Speaker 12: Oh, you're little bit disappointed. A friend certificate.
Speaker 2: You get is a frame thing you could have made itself.
Speaker 6: Shame on, Shame on AFL house.
Speaker 5: It's not exactly the car they get. The goal of
Speaker 5: the year mark.
Speaker 12: Was the claim to the fame and people. And I
Speaker 12: think a few.
Speaker 10: Interviews as well, So something I've never done before and
Speaker 10: people now know that we're not all horrible and some
Speaker 10: of us.
Speaker 12: Do have tastes.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I have a say trip, enjoy the game
Speaker 2: and lovely speak to a genuine big super fan.
Speaker 12: Thank you so much. I'm super on it. Thank fan.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, we're moving on from hearing about super fans. If
Speaker 2: you have someone, maybe you who's a footy super fan
Speaker 2: might be putting you on our Footy Wall of Fame
Speaker 2: up on lig On Street next week. Email me Christian
Speaker 2: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot A you like Madison Klinburg. Christian,
Speaker 2: I want to call the swarning but I couldn't pick
Speaker 2: up the phone because I start crying and you wouln't
Speaker 2: be to understand me. This is a lovely story about
Speaker 2: a dad, Colin. My dad Colin was the biggest Melbourne
Speaker 2: fan you can meet. He became a fan in around
Speaker 2: nineteen sixty five at the age of nine because his
Speaker 2: cousin was dating Tazie Johnson, who was a player at
Speaker 2: the time, and Taz gifted my dad of football signed
Speaker 2: by the whole team that year and that's when the
Speaker 2: obsession started. Unfortunately, Dad used to kick this obviously coveted
Speaker 2: ball around as a kid and kept kicking it into
Speaker 2: mums clean washing out the line Wait for this bit.
Speaker 2: I used to keep kicking into mums clean washing. My
Speaker 2: mum lost it one day chopped the ball in half
Speaker 2: with an axe. Oh wow hashtag austraya mums have axes
Speaker 2: to get through a full share and such a vivid
Speaker 2: mister have from child.
Speaker 3: Some sacrificial smarter saying, if you keep kicking that one more.
Speaker 2: Time, I get your dad's as he was, he stormed
Speaker 2: despite this, I mean that would turn a kid off footy.
Speaker 2: Such a thing, it's like normal bait side. He was
Speaker 2: dedicated to boy his whole life, never missed a game,
Speaker 2: even through many rough years. He never left early. Unfortunately
Speaker 2: passed away at the age of seventeen November. Is health
Speaker 2: declined fast and I was just careing for the last
Speaker 2: two years. He's still been spirit cheering on the d's
Speaker 2: this year. That's exactly how we shed half on the wall.
Speaker 5: Do we have him or do we have Mumba as it's.
Speaker 2: Quite an image if I'm driving along round like on
Speaker 2: straight out what to fame was someone with an axe
Speaker 2: dropping a ship off Madison. Thank you very much about
Speaker 2: telling telling us about dad as well. It's a beautiful story,
Speaker 2: all right. So a friend of mine is starting a
Speaker 2: new job Monday, and for the first time in his
Speaker 2: working career, he's got to wear a hat as part
Speaker 2: of his job. And so this morning I want to
Speaker 2: know do you have to wear a hat for your job?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three tell us
Speaker 2: what's your job and what's your hat? Steve? Good morning,
Speaker 2: Hi Christian.
Speaker 9: I work in the natural girls industry. All of their
Speaker 9: play work in the field, including myself. We know that
Speaker 9: there are a hard hat and during the summer months,
Speaker 9: that hard hat has to have a sun brim and
Speaker 9: a legionance flap on it.
Speaker 2: Hell, that's quite a get up for you guys. Isn't
Speaker 2: it all year round?
Speaker 9: All year round?
Speaker 2: Man? So I must get boiling under that. You haven't
Speaker 2: just got one hat, You've got a couple of different ones.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, we've got a hat within a the sun brim
Speaker 9: and the flat there and the backs coat the sun
Speaker 9: off your neck.
Speaker 5: And no one has a longer Legionaire's flap than the posty.
Speaker 5: It's like a cape.
Speaker 2: It covers like a month flap.
Speaker 9: But you know, with sun smart these days, that's what
Speaker 9: it's required, and we have to cover. We've got full
Speaker 9: risk to wrist to ankle cover as well. So you're
Speaker 9: not laying ever rolled up with you.
Speaker 2: You're basically basically a moving tent, aren't you. Basically with
Speaker 2: some eye A little bit.
Speaker 5: Like that, all quite right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You think cover up the fingertips, the nails, everything,
Speaker 2: put you in assorbing ball. All right, Steve, thank you
Speaker 2: very much. She col have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Yesterday it was Parents Evening.
Speaker 2: Even though it's the afternoon, it's all online now, they're
Speaker 2: all online for you in audience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got it next Wednesday.
Speaker 6: It's soon.
Speaker 2: They've only just got back. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it's usually March and about sort of September. We
Speaker 4: don't worry about September. We figure he's already.
Speaker 5: Can you don't go to parent teacher interviews at the
Speaker 5: end of the year.
Speaker 3: No, you don't need to, Jack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do understand. I mean there's a certain casualty
Speaker 2: that kicks in towards the end of the year, is it?
Speaker 5: You know what can they change now?
Speaker 2: Really? Even I said to Lois, do you need me
Speaker 2: to do that? She's like, yeah, I mean year twelve,
Speaker 2: it's like really important, right, my wife has been away
Speaker 2: for a couple of days. So I did the four things.
Speaker 2: So she's got obviously reduced sort of subjects down in
Speaker 2: the year twelve. And so anyway I thought she was
Speaker 2: I didn't realize she was in the house. So I'm
Speaker 2: starting to have a session one on one you only
Speaker 2: literally get five minutes. It's like speed Dane. They just
Speaker 2: sort of go any questions and you go, no, that
Speaker 2: that's all great, good luck, because that's what you need
Speaker 2: to say if you're trying to teach my seventeen year
Speaker 2: old to I'm like, good luck, thank you for doing
Speaker 2: you r bit, timwork, Tim work? Can I buy you something? Anyway?
Speaker 2: This guy, let's just call him mister mister, he was
Speaker 2: a music teacher, and you can tell he was a
Speaker 2: music teacher throight away from his attire.
Speaker 3: Ah, what was he wearing, Dickie bow.
Speaker 2: You ain't the piano, you ain't the mass teacher, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2: So so anyway, our friend with the he left like
Speaker 2: a keyboard player from an like Pudo echo or something,
Speaker 2: you know, dickibo one. He goes, and you know, hopefully
Speaker 2: by now, mister O'Connell, you know you're hearing because it
Speaker 2: was music, and her music the way she gets a
Speaker 2: grade this year, it's all one hundred percent on performance.
Speaker 2: She's not doing music theory. She found that very boring, right,
Speaker 2: So he said, hopefully by now should be hearing at
Speaker 2: least half an hour of practice a day. And I went,
Speaker 2: mister mister, between you and I, I ain't hearing anything right,
Speaker 2: what instrument? All of a sudden I hear this, This
Speaker 2: is not true, Lois, and even he went, Lois is here?
Speaker 2: I went, I didn't know where she'd been croushed on
Speaker 2: the floor, eavesdropping right right, and he looks at me,
Speaker 2: and when I'm very sorry about this, mister, mister, and
Speaker 2: I went, I didn't know you were down there. And
Speaker 2: then I said, you might as well come in and
Speaker 2: say hello. No, so she puts her head. We should
Speaker 2: have filmed this right. She goes hello, mismister, and he goes, hello, Lois,
Speaker 2: do you want to sit in on this? And she goes,
Speaker 2: what dad said, this isn't true, and then she turned.
Speaker 2: Then she could throw his middle of bus. Just the
Speaker 2: other week, you said, don't worry, you can over rehearse, sometimes,
Speaker 2: says practice. Nearer the session. I went, I'm sure I
Speaker 2: didn't say that, and he goes, well, that's not very
Speaker 2: good advice, mister, I don't. I'm pretty sure we My
Speaker 2: daughter and I then get an argument that because anyway,
Speaker 2: time's up right now went you created this yesterday evening,
Speaker 2: I said, half an hour practice, I'm not hearing any
Speaker 2: practice now so so yeah, she actually photo bom the
Speaker 2: entire parents Even thing yesterday Christian Connell's show podcast, Patsy,
Speaker 2: What's going on with your Mate?
Speaker 4: I sort of drove into work today feeling like I
Speaker 4: was a gangster coming over the West Gate Bridge because
Speaker 4: my car's kind of bouncing a bit funny and sort.
Speaker 2: Of feels like the time the rider style.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2: West Virginia Westate. Anyway, they feel.
Speaker 4: Like the tires sort of feel like they're on marshmallows,
Speaker 4: and I sort of look down at the gearshift and
Speaker 4: I have done something. I dropped my phone yesterday when
Speaker 4: I pulled up, and I've obviously tipped this button called
Speaker 4: sport mode.
Speaker 2: But we had the button last I've got sport something
Speaker 2: called traction mode. When do you need that? In the
Speaker 2: pe traction mode and your comfort I live in comfort mode, okay,
Speaker 2: and occasional I'm nudge onto sport and it feels quite frightening.
Speaker 2: It's like an angry monster. It's also run away.
Speaker 5: It's a just faster, like accelerate faster.
Speaker 4: It's kind of bouncier, to be honest, Jack, I sort
Speaker 4: of feel like I'm going up and down over rocks.
Speaker 2: It's like hoon mode is what that should be called for, right,
Speaker 2: it's hoon racing mode. Another thing that you do. You
Speaker 2: guys have this where it's some sort of safety feature,
Speaker 2: a corrective steer. Yeah, right, that thing is terrifying. It's
Speaker 2: actually more changs I understand. Is if people have a
Speaker 2: little micro dose and it's meant to sort of steer
Speaker 2: you out of an oncoming like truck or something. However
Speaker 2: it's never used that. It's like when I'm just doing
Speaker 2: a normal safe maneuver, things me violently when I always
Speaker 2: have to remark it that has got self aware. It's
Speaker 2: trying to kill me.
Speaker 5: It does this to be anchor as well. It's because
Speaker 5: you guys aren't using you indicator.
Speaker 6: I'm indicating. If I'm indicating that car.
Speaker 2: Is still doing it. It's become self aware. I think
Speaker 2: Sue the boss has cut some leaves.
Speaker 4: I can even go too close to the white line.
Speaker 4: I get an alarm with mine. Have you got an
Speaker 4: alarm on your?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Yeah, these cars these days are so needy.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm not living that park.
Speaker 2: That park assist as well, has turned a lot of
Speaker 2: people into very bad drivers because no one knows how
Speaker 2: to normally part. Now they use the computer thing and
Speaker 2: so what happens is it starts yelling at you when
Speaker 2: it's still about another two feet people get out the
Speaker 2: car's an there's still another meter and a half. We
Speaker 2: could back your arse into that. So do you not
Speaker 2: know how to deactiv it?
Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell the love God can he
Speaker 4: fix it? Because you'll just you go, Petrina.
Speaker 5: But it's just a button, right, yeah, buttons off.
Speaker 2: Let's put Daisy driving Miss Patsy.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: The last hour of the show, one big juke box.
Speaker 2: You pick all the music. We call it the Naked Hour.
Speaker 14: O Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 14: An nig nick nick nig naked our naked hour, Oh
Speaker 14: nig egg egg, they get our, they get our.
Speaker 2: Today on International Women's Day, we want songs with women's
Speaker 2: names in the title.
Speaker 4: Patsy Yeah, Betty Davis Chu screen actress.
Speaker 3: Yeah by Kim Khnes.
Speaker 4: But Betty was known as an actress, you know, playing
Speaker 4: strong independent woman.
Speaker 3: So this is my choice this week.
Speaker 15: Oh she's aspas she's had a day.
Speaker 4: This is yeah, number one for nine weeks picked though
Speaker 4: like physical, same year A Physical by liy Livia John
Speaker 4: was out.
Speaker 3: She was ten weeks at number one that same year.
Speaker 2: It's so strange when you talk about number one used
Speaker 2: to be a thing like a very very big Would
Speaker 2: you have no idea? Who is at number one in
Speaker 2: the Do they still call it the hit parade? And
Speaker 2: you actually sell actual physical singles to actual physical thing
Speaker 2: was now it's streamed and downloads.
Speaker 6: Jackie bar what are you going?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 6: A great song with a woman's name in it.
Speaker 5: This song is a bit of a guilty pleasure of
Speaker 5: mine Mandy by Barry Menilo.
Speaker 2: You don't have no guilt about this? This is a banger,
Speaker 2: will you? This is the key changes.
Speaker 5: It wasn't until I was looking at the song last
Speaker 5: night that I learned it was a originally a British
Speaker 5: song Brandy by a guy called Scott English before Barry
Speaker 5: Menilo did it.
Speaker 2: And this is what genius does, bas At Manlow, here
Speaker 2: is that hold my beer? This is how you do that.
Speaker 2: It's Mandy or gets changed, this gets made.
Speaker 5: All I did say was Barry Manilow changed the name
Speaker 5: for the American market.
Speaker 6: I did not know that.
Speaker 2: It's likely sped up as well. You should never have
Speaker 2: a guilty pleasure about Barry Manilow. He hits some of
Speaker 2: his hits as well. I'm going to go for this one.
Speaker 2: So you want a great song by a great singer
Speaker 2: with a great woman's name in it, I give you
Speaker 2: Olivia and John Xanadu.
Speaker 5: Hey, how dare you name Xanadu?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm sure somebody is what great if you have?
Speaker 2: If you're pregnant right now? And you know, I don't
Speaker 2: know what to call my daughter Xanadu.
Speaker 5: I never heard that, na laughing.
Speaker 2: I've got a couple of friends in my phone, Xanadu
Speaker 2: won two and three. I just separate them the ZANU's,
Speaker 2: I call them Xenu's.
Speaker 5: I didn't even think of someone's name in the movie.
Speaker 5: Wasn't it a planet?
Speaker 2: Promotional planet the whole time? What were they thinking of moves?
Speaker 2: That is a stranger movie? Do you remember I made
Speaker 2: you watch it?
Speaker 5: My god?
Speaker 2: That was boring, But this is a hell of a
Speaker 2: tune and a great women's name. If you called Xanadu,
Speaker 2: please call the show. We got the phones and melting Yeah,
Speaker 2: see what have I done?
Speaker 13: All?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 2: Then? What are the great songs we should play from
Speaker 2: eight this morning with the women's name in the title
Speaker 2: nine four one four one o four three Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.
Speaker 2: To say a text message from my seventeen year old daughter.
Speaker 2: Word has obviously reached her that I was talking half
Speaker 2: an hour ago about this parents. Even I was on
Speaker 2: zoom yesterday when I started to stay to teach her. Accused
Speaker 2: my daughter of not doing any homework and I didn't
Speaker 2: realize she was eavesdropping and then crashed zoom thing. I
Speaker 2: just said, he've been talking smack about me.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get beat up in the corner.
Speaker 2: Tonight's scar by the Girls.
Speaker 6: Christian.
Speaker 2: What about the song Kayleie, huge song in the eighties,
Speaker 2: Yes by Meridian. We see if we can dig that out.
Speaker 2: We're looking for songs today on International Women's Day with
Speaker 2: a women's name in the title of nine four one
Speaker 2: far one oh four three. Are you guys familiar with
Speaker 2: the song Janine by Lee Cernahan. I don't know. Janine,
Speaker 2: hi country song, Australian country song about a female, hard
Speaker 2: working farm hand. I see if we can dig that
Speaker 2: out as well. Let's go to h This is Tiffany. Yes, Tiffany, Tiffany,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 13: How are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Tiffany. What song should we play today?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 13: It's got to be breakfast at Tiffany's.
Speaker 2: I see now because yeah, I get it. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: haven't got the clip for some reason. The team haven't
Speaker 2: loaded up. But that is a brilliant song.
Speaker 13: Everyone's got to have breakfast at Tiffany's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great song. All right, thank you very
Speaker 2: much to give us a call. Hello is this Michelle?
Speaker 16: Yes, Hi Christian.
Speaker 13: How are you good?
Speaker 2: Michelle? You having a good week so far? What song
Speaker 2: can we play? You?
Speaker 8: Rio by Durandery.
Speaker 2: Although have we met any ladies cooled by.
Speaker 6: Reception?
Speaker 2: I mean chattel the ladies? Great tune, Michelle, have a
Speaker 2: nice weekend. That's got to Sharon. Good morning, Sharon, Sharon.
Speaker 2: Michelle's back. Jay, what is going on? Gremlin? JJ? This
Speaker 2: is Jay? Yep?
Speaker 5: Are you down a mind shaft?
Speaker 11: J J?
Speaker 6: It's everything all right? Do you need us to send
Speaker 6: out yep?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 6: Hello Jay? What song should we play today?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: Sweet Caroline?
Speaker 7: Neil Diamond, there.
Speaker 2: Was word there to get this brilliant song good never
Speaker 2: zey yesterday during the footy. Do you know they have
Speaker 2: these DJs these days? They play the chiefs, So we
Speaker 2: need to check he's all right. Actually he did sound
Speaker 2: like he was in some distress. Karen's on the line now,
Speaker 2: come morning, Karen, Hi, Hi, how are you? I'm good? Karen? Yeah, Karen?
Speaker 2: What song can we play with the woman's name of
Speaker 2: the title?
Speaker 13: Rihannon my Fleetwood Max Yeah.
Speaker 6: I keep the suggestions coming. Nine four one four one
Speaker 6: four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 6: Time Now for this week's Genius of the Week.
Speaker 2: What every Friday we give you the chance to own
Speaker 2: whatever city dumb thing we all get to do day
Speaker 2: to day being a human. You can share it on
Speaker 2: a Friday and go into the weekend. Cleansed genius, smart
Speaker 2: Einstein Genius of the Week. I was whipper snipping the
Speaker 2: dog area and I must have missed it picking up
Speaker 2: the poop, and I've hit it with the whipper snipper
Speaker 2: and next thing has just gone everywhere. I drove to the.
Speaker 6: Shop and walked home forgiving.
Speaker 13: I had a car.
Speaker 11: You know those springles, the long cylinder ones.
Speaker 7: Got my hand caught.
Speaker 13: In it and I'm hitting this thing that hard that
Speaker 13: I'll smashed my drink.
Speaker 5: That was a name.
Speaker 13: My drink's gone everywhere, and I'm just like mortified.
Speaker 2: I've done that before you and wish that you think.
Speaker 2: Imagine if I died now, what a horrible way and
Speaker 2: they discovered me dead with my hand in the print
Speaker 2: cools thing?
Speaker 5: This is it need to be a bit wide?
Speaker 2: Yes, it does, all right? Genius the week, like Justine
Speaker 2: wants to nominate herself. Why she genius? This week got
Speaker 2: her arms stuck in the vending machine at work whilst
Speaker 2: desperately trying to collect my coke and chocolate at the
Speaker 2: same time. Those things are ferocious. Why does that jaw
Speaker 2: need to be so heavy? And why can't it be
Speaker 2: higher at eye level that you put your hand in?
Speaker 2: Why are you going to get it's not on the floor.
Speaker 2: The ledge of the machine had not dropped properly, and
Speaker 2: I put my hand in, grabbed the chocolate with my
Speaker 2: pointer and index finger. The kirk got wedged between the
Speaker 2: sidewalk and the drop shelf. After a good five minutes
Speaker 2: to maneuver the chocolate, the chocolate broken half. Oh no,
Speaker 2: just enough to make the little gap, thankfully, it was
Speaker 2: prior to the lunchtime rush, so I didn't have to
Speaker 2: explain why I was sitting on the floor with my
Speaker 2: arm stuck in the machine. I was one saying London
Speaker 2: at Waterloo Station there was someone trapped their arm was
Speaker 2: trapped in a vending machine right, and the police were there,
Speaker 2: and I said, you know, why don't we start to
Speaker 2: rock it? And this this police officer said, it is
Speaker 2: a legal, sir, to interfere, And I said, how's you
Speaker 2: going to get out? This poor guy was lying there,
Speaker 2: It's been there a while, it's suit, briefcase and all this.
Speaker 2: It was like rush out eighty kent of wanting to say,
Speaker 2: you have to call the fire brigade, and only the
Speaker 2: fire brigade. They then have to ring the vending company
Speaker 2: to get their permission to break it open. So I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's illegal to interfere with the vending
Speaker 2: machine here. I've got no idea, all right.
Speaker 6: So why are you a genius this week? Nine four
Speaker 6: one four one four three.
Speaker 2: And as an extra incentive, we have one thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to give away for a caller of the week, So
Speaker 2: it might be your story about what you've done this Week.
Speaker 1: The Christian Know Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: You know, during the day, you've got eighteen different sort
Speaker 2: of hard drives in your head. You know this, I've
Speaker 2: got to do that, and you're not. You're doing something,
Speaker 2: you're not really doing it one hundred percent. I try
Speaker 2: to get into somebody else's car that I thought was
Speaker 2: mine and the guy was with his young kin. Can
Speaker 2: I help you, mate? Moby actually sounded like her confused.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even aggressive. I think he felt like this guy,
Speaker 2: this guy's got something going on, and he did that
Speaker 2: thing with st We sort of moved up behind him
Speaker 2: like I might be.
Speaker 6: I felt so bad.
Speaker 2: Genius sorry Einstein. Genius of the Week, Christian. Anyone that
Speaker 2: sticks their hand into a Pringles tube should be nominated
Speaker 2: for Genius a week. Everyone knows you can just tip
Speaker 2: it up and get the chips out right. No, not
Speaker 2: when it's down there, Because you do that, you get
Speaker 2: all that debris.
Speaker 5: You get the crumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, should to your mouth like a funnel.
Speaker 5: You're not putting full previce straight into the absolutely no, no.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 6: Standards, standards, tip.
Speaker 2: I'm still Wednesday.
Speaker 6: I am proud to be called such a thing.
Speaker 2: Like a spray from Sam Kur Then, ah right.
Speaker 5: Everyone knows already that yesterday you didn't want to repeat.
Speaker 4: What was the different context? Different, different context. When it
Speaker 4: comes to chips, we got called.
Speaker 2: We won't chip, bring our mouth. I've got this image. Now,
Speaker 2: Patsy off the show forcing us.
Speaker 13: They make.
Speaker 3: When it comes to chips, it's no rules. Maybe we
Speaker 3: should have kept that for the six o'clock hour, but anyway, sorry, no,
Speaker 3: it's seventeen.
Speaker 6: The placing isn't the problem. Okay.
Speaker 2: Wow, feels like Patsy's nominated herself with that break for
Speaker 2: the week. Let's go to the callers.
Speaker 7: Lara, good morning, Good morning, Christian, I am your genius
Speaker 7: of the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what have you done? Well?
Speaker 7: I get up and go to the gym before work
Speaker 7: in the morning, So it's.
Speaker 8: About five am. I get out to my car, open
Speaker 8: the door, pitch black, sit down.
Speaker 7: Thirty seconds later, I realized I'm in the passenger seat
Speaker 7: waiting for someone.
Speaker 13: To drive me.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, yeah, you just got all going on
Speaker 2: that drop down list in your heads. You're not really
Speaker 2: aware of what you're doing.
Speaker 7: No, And it wasn't a short amount of time either.
Speaker 13: And then I had to do the awkward open the door,
Speaker 13: shuttle around to the other side.
Speaker 8: Thankfully it's still really dark by ones around.
Speaker 6: Ye love that one, Laura, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend. Let's go to Tania now. Good morning, Tanya,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 13: I'm actually the genius of the week.
Speaker 2: What have you done.
Speaker 8: We were having dinner the other night and I was
Speaker 8: getting frustrated because the table was just wobbling.
Speaker 13: Kids are driving me in that.
Speaker 7: So I go and chock up the table bloody wobbling.
Speaker 16: So I moved a bit of cardboard again and I
Speaker 16: couldn't work out why it wasn't working.
Speaker 12: And Hubby to the rest of it, comes over and goes,
Speaker 12: you actually chopped up the chair leg.
Speaker 2: Wrong leg? Yeah, okay, Hey, Tanya, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: She called. Let's go to Luke. Good morning, Luke, good morning.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good Luke? And uh Luke, why are you genius
Speaker 2: this week?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 11: My daughter's a journeus of the week. She I asked
Speaker 11: her to put the washing machine on and put some
Speaker 11: soap in it, and she managed to put the soap
Speaker 11: in the clothes dryer and phone closed dry off.
Speaker 2: So we've put the phone in there.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every Friday. On the show, we'd have to share own
Speaker 2: the silly, dumb things we do during the week. We
Speaker 2: called it Genius the Week. Why are you genius? This week?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one four three. Ben's a genius?
Speaker 2: This week? My work told me that they booked a
Speaker 2: flight for me on the stay. My wife took the
Speaker 2: day off work to take me to the airport. That's
Speaker 2: a lovely thing to do. I should have checked if
Speaker 2: the ticket was next Thursday or this Thursday. I think
Speaker 2: I'll be taking uber next week when the flight. This
Speaker 2: wife start talking to me.
Speaker 5: I've been I've been done exactly that. I've been to
Speaker 5: the airport a week earlier. Yeah, and you get to
Speaker 5: the nurse and they're like, oh, this is next Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I just want to do a dry run. Check my
Speaker 2: time in Niki.
Speaker 6: Hello, Nikki, Hi Christian, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good Nicki, and hope you had a good week.
Speaker 2: Thanks for cooling the show. Now what have you done? Mate?
Speaker 2: Why happened this week? Why are you a genius?
Speaker 13: I'm definitely your genius Over the week. I'm a sales reap.
Speaker 13: So I pulled up out the front of my pharmacy
Speaker 13: that I was calling on and got to have the car,
Speaker 13: went in, did my call in the pharmacy, came back out,
Speaker 13: got in my car, got my laptop out, was putting
Speaker 13: the order in though the on the laptop. I'm sitting
Speaker 13: there for about twenty minutes finish my order. Went to
Speaker 13: put my laptop in the back of the car, realized
Speaker 13: I was in someone else's car. There was a baby
Speaker 13: seat in the mat.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I had to get and they
Speaker 2: were like, she looks like she's really busy. Try hard
Speaker 2: process that order and give them an invoice number and
Speaker 2: they have finished her tasks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything done.
Speaker 13: Turned around the baby seat.
Speaker 2: I thought, I've got a couple of quick calls to
Speaker 2: making a zoom A, you're okay, just to get a
Speaker 2: drink or something, thank you. Maybe people should hire out
Speaker 2: office respect hot sharing. If your cars parked somewhere for
Speaker 2: an hour or two, can someone use it? I love
Speaker 2: the idea of having a meeting with someone you getting
Speaker 2: him from two sides of the car. Hello Derek, Hello Malcolm.
Speaker 2: Now we've got this for half an hour, and then
Speaker 2: she needs to go and pick up some try cleaning.
Speaker 2: H Nikki, that's a great one, very funny. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 6: Have a lovely weekend, Holly.
Speaker 16: Hi Christian, I'm definitely your genius of the week.
Speaker 2: What have you done?
Speaker 16: I'll let Missa the scene for you. So it's peak
Speaker 16: hour Melbourne Central Station, really long escalator, wearing a nice
Speaker 16: shirt on my way to work and a max skirt
Speaker 16: with an elastic waist. It's really comfortable. I get to
Speaker 16: the top of the escalator, my skirt gets stuck in
Speaker 16: the escalator. I think you can see where I'm going
Speaker 16: this nice comfortable elastic waste mate, So it.
Speaker 12: Just gets sucked right off.
Speaker 16: In a split second, the whole escalator gets jammed with
Speaker 16: my skirt. So I'm standing at the top of an escalator,
Speaker 16: peak hour Melbourne Central Station, stop escalator in my underpair.
Speaker 2: Basically doing an impromptu strip tease. Yeah right, what do you?
Speaker 2: What did you do? Holly? What happened next?
Speaker 16: A very nice man who gave me his jackets tire
Speaker 16: around our waist?
Speaker 2: Is the atman?
Speaker 16: Yes? Yes, And then I went to work in a
Speaker 16: in a skirt that was aid.
Speaker 2: She's in the Yes. Later she got gone back again.
Speaker 2: It's never ending for this poor woman. We'll get you out.
Speaker 2: Don't worry down to Melbourne Central all units, Sarah, Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 7: My husband I think is your genius of the week.
Speaker 2: What's he done?
Speaker 8: He lost?
Speaker 7: He's reading glasses, super frustrated looking for ages and then
Speaker 7: he deduced that the local raven who lives around our
Speaker 7: area must have stolen them.
Speaker 6: Well in the Tower of London, I mean Magpie is.
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Speaker 5: He's been watching me.
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Speaker 2: Did he find the glasses?
Speaker 7: I found the glasses down next to the car.
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