WEBVTT - #222: Jack The Ripper 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.720 Just postood by a couple of mitches. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:12.719 Delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.840 You know, I take cognition vitamins every day. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:16.159 I think you need to up the. 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:21.800 Now is Michie and Mitchell Coops? 0:00:22.880 --> 0:00:24.079 Are you play? 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:24.880 Hi? Mitchell? 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:25.520 Hi? 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:28.280 Birthday week it's nearly over. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:30.280 Yeah, it was the last day for you really to say. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:34.599 My birthday week will officially be over as of August first, Thursday. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:37.400 Oh true? Ye, well you remember your birthday. You've got 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:39.319 a birthday post and everything. It was all you got, 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:40.080 everything you wanted. 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:41.920 I don't know why you keep giving yourself such a 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:43.720 pat on the back for doing the bare minimum. But 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.280 who are you trying to assure yourself or me? 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:46.120 Me? 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:47.800 Because I never accused you of doing nothing? 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:51.240 Oh not not this year. No, I think it's PTSD 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:52.400 from birthdays past. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:53.840 I never accused you of that. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:55.760 That was just a fact, No price Ki Jenna, Well, 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.160 we don't want to go to the details of that. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:00:58.440 Everyone remembers Hi. 0:00:59.120 --> 0:00:59.320 Yeah. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.840 I also when you forgot my birthday last year. 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:03.520 Didn't forget your birthday last year? 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:03.960 We did? 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:04.760 No, you did? 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:05.560 Was it last year? 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:07.080 Yeah? It was for my big thirtieth. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:07.920 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.479 But you had a birthday thing, didn't you. 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:11.200 No, no, why not? 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.720 You invited the twin con who. 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.720 Tim Abbott, we've been over this. You can't even remember forgetting. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:19.479 Yeah no, we didn't forget. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:19.960 We did. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:21.959 You said all you wanted for your birthday was a twink, 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.759 so we made it happen, and that was off the cloud. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:28.080 So we better keep her happy. We don't the demands. Well, 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:30.120 Happy birthday, Mitchell, Welcome to aging. I was at the 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:33.400 airport and in the US they almost didn't accept my 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.840 passport because my passport is from when I was nineteen 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.080 and now I have had such a drastic facial change. 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:40.720 Let me show you my passport photo. I took a 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.640 photo that it scanned, but like it kept. There was 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.959 an error because in America they scanned your face and 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.280 then scanned your passport to make sure like face structures 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:49.840 the same and structure. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.400 Surely it's all about the eyes, Like, no matter how 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.480 much work you get done, surely your faith's idea will 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:55.800 recognize you on your phone for sure. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:57.320 I mean, I don't really know what it is, but 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:00.240 it's some sort of technology that scans your face. This 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:03.000 is my passport ready, my passport photo. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.560 Oh my god, don't tell it to you. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.960 Yeah, you can correct. You haven't change your hairstyle. O. 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:13.440 The hair is exactly same. But it's like clearly technical 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.360 tech wise. They're like the guy at the airport was like, sir, 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.079 you need to you need to update your photo. That's 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:21.320 my advice to you. Managing well, so it's easy and seamless. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:22.960 And I don't know. Also it is due for an update. 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.280 I need to get my passport. 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.040 I don't remember when I renewed my license recently. I 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:28.760 wanted to get a new photo, but they were like, no, no, 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.840 it's fine, we'll just automatically roll over the old one. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.000 And I was like, dude, I wanted a new photo 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.080 because it's Jenny. You would remember when I looked like, 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:36.560 this is like the year we met. Look at me. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.400 Yeah, I remember this year we met too, wasn't it. 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:40.639 Yeah. 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:42.359 I don't think you knew me at that point, but yeah, yeah, 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.040 I was a young, little short haired thing. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.680 My photo is from when I got my l's because 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.760 I've just it was COVID. Yeah, you got your l's 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.120 during COVID, but act no, no, no, the renewal was 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:54.560 during COVID so I didn't have to get a new photo. 0:02:54.639 --> 0:02:55.760 Have a look at this piece of shit. 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:58.360 This is great for our listeners. You can't, says them 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.440 to the socials. Oh my god, look at the acne 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:01.960 on you riddle with acne? 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:08.840 Height of my rawrakutaine those bleed era bacne at all bacne. Yeah? 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:10.640 You know what I've got right now? And it's sucking 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:14.000 me off? Speaking of yes, Oh yes, I've got like 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.239 a pimple sort of at that point where the hairline 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:19.520 meets the neck right at the back, and it's in 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.440 my scalp and it fucking kills you know. 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.400 It's probably not a pimple. It could be an ingrown hair. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.440 That's possibly what are you doing with either? 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.440 In either case, if I squeeze it, it'll fucking juke 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:33.200 pass you know what I mean? Hrau well ingrownd hairs do? Then? 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:33.640 Yeah? 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:35.480 Yeah. I have a friend over recently and she had 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:37.360 an ingrown leg hair that was bothering her. And I 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:38.840 got one of those you know, they're like a little 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:40.600 metal thing that you push on your nose to get 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:43.240 black heads out. Yeah, I said, Diesel, blow your mind, babe. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.280 Gave it the tool. She pushes it against the ingrown 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:49.880 hair everywhere. She was like, whoa, that was impressive. It 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:52.720 was so satisfying. It's sick and disgusting, but it was 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:53.320 still very sad. 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:54.760 I'm not a pimple pop a person. What are you 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:55.520 doing with my phone? 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.680 I'm sending myself the photo of your license because I 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:58.920 know you'll forget to post it in the group. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:00.720 But I don't want you to have my life details. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:02.360 You could commit intense fraud. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.320 Do you really think I would do that? Yes, on 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.520 his birthday? It's on his birthday. 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:08.839 It's the birthday week. 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:13.280 That is it is. I'm tending you as crop version 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:13.480 of that. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.400 Is there really something you worry about me committing fraud? Now? 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.840 If your phone, your phone was hacked. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:21.600 I was gonna crop myself because I'm not a fuckhead 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.280 before I posted in the group. It's just the photo 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.000 of you looking awful. The way I care about it. 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:26.920 I don't care about your life. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:28.760 I don't tat my license in my passport. That is 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:30.919 one hundred points of identification. You could you could do 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:32.799 anything but that admin. 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:33.440 What am I gonna do? 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.320 I'm just in case. I'm just trying to be smart. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.320 This is why trash ally failed, because all right, I 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:39.640 was dumb. I'm smart. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.960 Wow, Wow, what a thing to say. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:47.159 Speaking of that twink, Jenna, I read into him on 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.159 the flight home from America. You said, I was sitting 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:50.760 on the plane. This is worthless twink. He was on 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:51.120 this show. 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:53.760 It's not his name anymore, Tim Abbott. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.479 Oh he'll always be worthless twink to me. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:57.039 He stole my birthday. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.320 He did steal Jenna's birthday, and he stole my peace 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.000 and fucking qual on my international flight. Because I'm sitting 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.840 there earphones in, I mask on, and I hear it 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:07.440 tap on the shoulder and then through you know, chapel row, 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.760 and I hear muffled hello, because he's got this gorgeous 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:14.560 booming voice. Hello, handsome damn Eda back from the dead. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.240 And I pulled my arm musk and would like to pushium. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.279 Oh shit, would have true. There's Barry Humpreeze is the 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.600 dead voice. And now it was worthless twing. Anyway, he goes, 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:22.640 do you want to do a photo shoot at the 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:23.960 back of a plane on a stairwell. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.480 I was like, sure, neither of you have any business 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.280 looking that good on a fucking long haul flight. I 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.800 was furious. I thought the photos in the Facebook group. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:32.279 Yeah, and why are you furious? 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.599 Because for a long haul flight, can you imagine what 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.440 I look like, what the day time in I'd be like, 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:38.919 fuck your photo shoot, I'm here wearing a garbage bag. Basic. 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:39.960 No, because I have. 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.480 Mentioned the garbage bags under my eyes, I'm not doing this. 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.960 I have a like a backpack skin care bag. So 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.360 I had just done my like refresh, so I had 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:48.840 I just looked like I'd just woken up. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:52.400 Yeah right, see, that's some unfair That's not how you 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:53.279 meant to look on flight. 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:54.960 It's very handsome anyway. 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.120 How we were talking of it on Monday the last 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.719 episode about you don't like people wearing big trench coats, 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.200 big winter coats. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.240 In Australia at home. 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:07.160 Yes, Sean wears that ship on a flight, and I'm like, god, really, 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:10.120 he just never wears comfy shit unless he's at home 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:11.920 with me. But like when he's out, even on a flight, 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.960 he will wear fucking boots and trousers and a belt 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.719 and a button up and a jacket. And I'm like, 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.840 that would be so uncomfortable. 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.280 I'm convinced Sean is trapped in the thirties, the way 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.920 he dresses sometimes, the way he speaks. He's so kind, 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:28.880 he can't speaks like he's got a Transatlantic accent at times, 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.560 like Mitchell to see you. The war is coming, the 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.560 Iron curtain has fallen. I'm like, watch Mitchell's coming for dinner. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.080 I love Should I get me started on Steve. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.279 We both have twin boyfriends, now, you know. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.200 Yeah, that's generous for you to call Seawan. 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:47.000 Awe sew a twink. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:48.520 Absolutely. 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:50.440 I thought there was an expiry date on a twink. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.680 Yeah, twinks to twink. But if you really twink about it, 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.240 Sean isn't there yet because he still is so so 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:58.720 slender and rather hairless. 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:03.880 Up up on first glad please really, Yeah, Harry, I 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.680 keep trying to convince him to stop shaving your chest 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.360 hair because A I like it and B he keeps 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.920 getting rakes and bumps. Yeah, And I'm like, you can 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:13.520 just deal with trim, like if you want to shorten 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.000 it so it's not as thick, but no, he insist 0:07:15.080 --> 0:07:17.040 on shaving it close and then he gets the razor 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:17.720 bumps on the chest. 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.040 A pimple chat. 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.360 Today, all those young guys falling into that trap. Don't 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:24.160 shave for your man's not doing it for me. 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:26.840 No, No, you're right. Actually you want it to be hairy. Yeah, 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:28.120 that's what I say to Steve. I'm like, do you 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:29.880 need me to do anything? Is not keep it the 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:30.240 way you. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.240 Are that yeah, but he hasn't thrown hair yet. 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.840 He has grown hair yet. That makes it sound gross, Jenna, 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.760 plenty of hair. Oh do you know what I got him? 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.400 Speaking of skincare and pimples, I got into this thing. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:43.640 I saw it at Mecca. I'm like, oh my god, 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.840 he'll love that. You will love it too. It's dermal logica. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.720 It is butt acne spray or chest or body acne spray. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:52.680 It's a spray that you put on your butt or 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.880 your chest after or before you after you shave it, 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:56.800 or if you've got a pimple on your body. No 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:58.560 razor bumps ever. Again, it's incredible. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:01.400 Oh wow is T Tree spray? 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:01.680 Yeah? 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.280 I used that because I used to get really bad 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.840 raisor bumps on my neck, but not anymore. A bit 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.800 of T Tree hereh I use my red light mask 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.600 a charge triple. What chemist's warehouse do it for a 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:11.960 bit of fucking T Tree? Right? 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.560 No, I think Mecha can do no wrong. In my eyes. 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.680 I'm a beauty Beauty Loop level three member. I'm teetering 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:19.320 on the edge of three two? 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.480 Are you yeah? What it does? 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:22.920 Inity Loop? 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:24.040 I really loved it. 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.119 The ice cream that I got I'm using today. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:27.720 Oh nice bag nine. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.560 It's so expensive though, Like I found a Retina for 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:31.880 half the prize and it does the same ship. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:33.960 No, it's not high quality. Where'd you get it from? 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:35.000 What are you saying about my face? 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:36.720 Amazon? Door, Dash Day? Whatever the fuck it was? 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.920 It actually was? Yeah, it was it really yet. Yeah, 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:40.520 but I'm a good ship. Yeah, but what's the brand? 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:41.080 Tell me the brand? 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:43.600 I can't remember, but it's just Retinal and it did 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:45.680 the same thing that yours did from Mecca for half 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:45.960 the price. 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.760 Yeah, but at our fortieth everyone ill think it's my 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:51.480 thirtieth and your fiftieth bullshit, But where they will If 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.280 you keep up this attitude, you won't live to see 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:57.600 your forties. Invited but no death welcome. It is just me. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:09:01.040 Every show we start with and threat three. Yeah, yeah, 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:03.800 something we've noticed something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.120 know mine. I do not know Mitch's yes and. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.480 Is it just me? Each and who wants to go first? 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:09.920 I'll tell you what mine' about if you want, Yeah, 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.079 go for it. You mentioned back acne, Well, mine's about 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:13.880 back burners. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:15.600 What's a back burner? 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.079 You have to stick around it? 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:17.360 Fine? 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:18.800 Now, how do I feel like? I know that I'm 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:20.679 thinking of backwash when someone has the last sip of 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:21.240 your fan turn And. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.000 It's nothing to do with bush fires, like back burning? 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.600 Nothing like that either. Oh, be a backburning it'll make sense. 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:29.480 Really? Yes, this sex position? You want to come over 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:33.719 to Martin? Backburn just rub backs? That's not very fun. Yeah, yeah, 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:35.480 it's not good? All right? Shall I do mine? Sure? 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:36.320 Go here? 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:38.920 Is it just me? 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:42.760 Is the bedtime back? Baby? 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:44.880 It's in like eight thirty as a chime? 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:48.480 Oh my god, I am so into bedtimes now, you're 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.040 I can fuck with a bedtime. I was one of 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.600 those crazy loons. And I think you knew this, Mitchell, Jenny, 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.079 since you don't want to talk as much as you 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.600 did after we've slept together that one time. I'm really 0:09:58.600 --> 0:09:59.800 it's been so tense, but. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.400 Eight back burning from here. I have never had a bedtime. 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:06.160 It's partly because I were even as a child oh, 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.000 like as long as I can remember, no bedtime what Yeah. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.600 Oh, it was so strict. It was like clockwork. As 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.680 soon as the clock hit eight thirty. Of a child, 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:18.080 it was toilet teeth. Oh, and we had to go 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:21.079 to bed. So I imagine how devastated I was when 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.680 they bump Mcloud's swaters from seven to eight thirty. 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:24.120 No. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:25.880 See, I couldn't say I watch it. I had a 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.080 bedtime to tape it. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.360 See, I've got the opposite of that. I fell in 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.600 love with like late night TV and Rove Live. Because 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:33.840 I sit in bed watching Rover. He probably came on 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:34.480 at ten pm. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:35.240 It must be nice. 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.680 Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but that's just a cheery family. 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:39.840 I always wanted a TV in my room. 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.040 But yeah, we have. I had the old second hand TV. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:43.960 But also, in hindsight, they were onto something because I 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.680 had way more energy at school the next day, didn't 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.439 I totally? When I started saying up late, I was like, 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.360 why am I drownd? 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.880 Yes, I flung school like I was terrible in school. 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.080 But my point is, as an adult, I'm not talking 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.120 about childhood. Ben. Yeah, so if you you know. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:56.319 I'm just shocked you never had one. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:58.560 No, never had one. But I never really had one, 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:02.120 really me, No, but the butler would have come in 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:06.040 and said, no time for bed he's to her. 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:10.040 Yeah, anyway, time you've got a bed time now, Champagne, 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.400 I have a bedtime now. 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:14.320 In the last I don't know, three months, I've established 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:15.120 myself a bedtime. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:15.640 What time. 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.840 Well, here's the thing. I work until ten pm, my 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.199 radio shows out at ten. I'm home at like ten thirty, 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:23.800 ten forty five. My bedtime is eleven fifteen sharp. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.280 That's actually around the time I go to bed two. Really. 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.560 Yeah, it's hard for me because I like him home. 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.040 I can have a shower that I'm in bed by 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.000 like eleven. Everyone's asleep, so there's no one to talk to. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.720 Well, you've just found out that that's not true. Yeah, 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:37.560 I want a good night text every night from now 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.559 one place you don't. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:40.920 Want one, Jenn, I got a bed at nine. 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:42.400 Yeah, she's get up early. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:43.560 This is what I want to talk to you too 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:47.160 about because two of the famed bedtimers. But I love it. 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:50.040 Let me tell you why. There is not much you 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:54.000 get from staying up super late, but there is so 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:56.280 much you get from waking up super early. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:57.000 That's true. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.200 You see the world in a different light. There's an 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:02.200 energy in the air. Yeah, there is so much time. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.800 I remember the first time I did it. I woke 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:05.440 up at seven thirty. You know where it came from, 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:07.280 coming back from the States, a jet lag. I was 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:08.160 up at six thirty. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.040 Yeah, and then you're like, god, it's only ten thirty. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:11.680 Oh my god. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:13.240 I had boiled eggs, I went for a walk, I 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:14.920 came home. I saw a friend and had coffee at 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:16.600 the beach, came home nine to forty five. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:20.400 Yeah, fuck me, they're going, oh my god. Around decide 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.000 if you wake up at ten thirty, you go fuck 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.839 the day started. Yes, yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.679 I'm sorry. Maybe I'm old, maybe i'm aging. But how 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.640 good is a bedtime? Get around it? If you don't 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.360 have one, just try putting one in place. 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.720 I had to literally medically induce the bedtime. That's why 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.160 I've been taking the meloton and tablet. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:36.920 So when's yours? You do eleven fifteen ish? 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.000 I take them because you meant to take the melotone 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.880 in two hours before you intend to go to bed, 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.000 So I take them at like eight thirty nine, o'clock. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.040 Wow, hard to time though, not really? Have you ever 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.640 popped a MELLOI? And then Sewan's going, hey, hey, let's 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.079 you know it's. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.320 Not a sleeping pillar. Doesn't knock you out. You still 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:53.360 very much have control. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.560 But wouldn't you be mid and be tired like the 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:56.600 melotone is kicking in? 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.160 Not really, because your mind's another things at that point? 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.199 Yeah, yeah, what things? 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:03.600 Oh you know you're not a virgin. 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:08.959 No I'm not. I'm not anyway, it's hard to instill 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.840 a bedtime when you're as gorgeous as I am, and 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:13.520 you're in a relationship, you know. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.400 At your parents' house, when he's allowed sleepover. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.280 It is so hard. It's actually very hard. And so 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.000 is having him over with my parents around. 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:24.319 Oh my god, think about it. We're getting into my 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:28.360 age and now, thank you very much, then we come back. 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:31.480 Is it just me? 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:39.600 Do you have a bunch of dumb projects on the 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:40.319 back burner? 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.920 See what I see? Do the nice work? 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.000 Yeah? I guess, yeah, just like little projects you've set 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.600 yourself and you're like, one day, I'll get around to 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:50.760 it one fucking day. Yeah, But if it's not really 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:55.040 a priority, like what I've got so many, Like every 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.600 time I'm wiping the bench down, I'm like, you know 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:59.280 what I want to do. I want to start making 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.120 my own cleaning products. They're gonna be organic. Go to 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.760 see his essential oils. Next time this bottle of fucking 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:08.120 ajax runs out, I'm gonna start doing it. And then 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.560 the bottle runs out, and I'm like, can't be fuck 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.040 learning how to make cleaning products next time. Totally about 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:14.800 a year that I'm like, one of these days, I'm 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:16.760 going to make my own cleaning products. It's gonna be 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:17.320 all natural. 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.520 Yeah, I'm like you, except when I finally do it, 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.920 it's the I feel like I am king tut the 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.440 best in the world. I've wanted to try temperature protect 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.000 hairspray because I blow dry my hair. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.600 If you want to have. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.080 You gone all this time without using hair protector, that's 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.080 not a project. That's just fucking common, sane. 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:35.600 But I wanted to make my hair oily. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:36.640 It doesn't. 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:38.680 But every morning I'd blow dry my hair and my 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:40.720 scalp would be hot, and I'd think, God, I really 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:42.800 should get protector. I'm going to buy it. Never do it, 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.120 never do it, never do And then I got it 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.200 in a beauty loop bonus at Mecca, and oh my god, 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:48.440 thank god I did. 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:50.720 Yeah, it doesn't make your hair oily or anything. In fact, 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.680 it'd be less brittle than if you would just burn it, 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:55.400 burning your hair past. 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.400 I have been seriously, my hair is really it's amazing. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:01.760