Speaker 1: Just postood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: You know, I take cognition vitamins every day.
Speaker 3: I think you need to up the.
Speaker 1: Now is Michie and Mitchell Coops?
Speaker 3: Are you play?
Speaker 1: Hi? Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: Birthday week it's nearly over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the last day for you really to say.
Speaker 3: My birthday week will officially be over as of August first, Thursday.
Speaker 1: Oh true? Ye, well you remember your birthday. You've got
Speaker 1: a birthday post and everything. It was all you got,
Speaker 1: everything you wanted.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you keep giving yourself such a
Speaker 3: pat on the back for doing the bare minimum. But
Speaker 3: who are you trying to assure yourself or me?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Because I never accused you of doing nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh not not this year. No, I think it's PTSD
Speaker 1: from birthdays past.
Speaker 3: I never accused you of that.
Speaker 1: That was just a fact, No price Ki Jenna, Well,
Speaker 1: we don't want to go to the details of that.
Speaker 3: Everyone remembers Hi.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I also when you forgot my birthday last year.
Speaker 1: Didn't forget your birthday last year?
Speaker 6: We did?
Speaker 5: No, you did?
Speaker 3: Was it last year?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was for my big thirtieth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: But you had a birthday thing, didn't you.
Speaker 3: No, no, why not?
Speaker 5: You invited the twin con who.
Speaker 3: Tim Abbott, we've been over this. You can't even remember forgetting.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, we didn't forget.
Speaker 3: We did.
Speaker 1: You said all you wanted for your birthday was a twink,
Speaker 1: so we made it happen, and that was off the cloud.
Speaker 1: So we better keep her happy. We don't the demands. Well,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Mitchell, Welcome to aging. I was at the
Speaker 1: airport and in the US they almost didn't accept my
Speaker 1: passport because my passport is from when I was nineteen
Speaker 1: and now I have had such a drastic facial change.
Speaker 1: Let me show you my passport photo. I took a
Speaker 1: photo that it scanned, but like it kept. There was
Speaker 1: an error because in America they scanned your face and
Speaker 1: then scanned your passport to make sure like face structures
Speaker 1: the same and structure.
Speaker 3: Surely it's all about the eyes, Like, no matter how
Speaker 3: much work you get done, surely your faith's idea will
Speaker 3: recognize you on your phone for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really know what it is, but
Speaker 1: it's some sort of technology that scans your face. This
Speaker 1: is my passport ready, my passport photo.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, don't tell it to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can correct. You haven't change your hairstyle. O.
Speaker 1: The hair is exactly same. But it's like clearly technical
Speaker 1: tech wise. They're like the guy at the airport was like, sir,
Speaker 1: you need to you need to update your photo. That's
Speaker 1: my advice to you. Managing well, so it's easy and seamless.
Speaker 1: And I don't know. Also it is due for an update.
Speaker 1: I need to get my passport.
Speaker 3: I don't remember when I renewed my license recently. I
Speaker 3: wanted to get a new photo, but they were like, no, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine, we'll just automatically roll over the old one.
Speaker 3: And I was like, dude, I wanted a new photo
Speaker 3: because it's Jenny. You would remember when I looked like,
Speaker 3: this is like the year we met. Look at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember this year we met too, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think you knew me at that point, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was a young, little short haired thing.
Speaker 1: My photo is from when I got my l's because
Speaker 1: I've just it was COVID. Yeah, you got your l's
Speaker 1: during COVID, but act no, no, no, the renewal was
Speaker 1: during COVID so I didn't have to get a new photo.
Speaker 1: Have a look at this piece of shit.
Speaker 3: This is great for our listeners. You can't, says them
Speaker 3: to the socials. Oh my god, look at the acne
Speaker 3: on you riddle with acne?
Speaker 1: Height of my rawrakutaine those bleed era bacne at all bacne. Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know what I've got right now? And it's sucking
Speaker 3: me off? Speaking of yes, Oh yes, I've got like
Speaker 3: a pimple sort of at that point where the hairline
Speaker 3: meets the neck right at the back, and it's in
Speaker 3: my scalp and it fucking kills you know.
Speaker 1: It's probably not a pimple. It could be an ingrown hair.
Speaker 5: That's possibly what are you doing with either?
Speaker 3: In either case, if I squeeze it, it'll fucking juke
Speaker 3: pass you know what I mean? Hrau well ingrownd hairs do? Then?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a friend over recently and she had
Speaker 3: an ingrown leg hair that was bothering her. And I
Speaker 3: got one of those you know, they're like a little
Speaker 3: metal thing that you push on your nose to get
Speaker 3: black heads out. Yeah, I said, Diesel, blow your mind, babe.
Speaker 3: Gave it the tool. She pushes it against the ingrown
Speaker 3: hair everywhere. She was like, whoa, that was impressive. It
Speaker 3: was so satisfying. It's sick and disgusting, but it was
Speaker 3: still very sad.
Speaker 1: I'm not a pimple pop a person. What are you
Speaker 1: doing with my phone?
Speaker 3: I'm sending myself the photo of your license because I
Speaker 3: know you'll forget to post it in the group.
Speaker 1: But I don't want you to have my life details.
Speaker 1: You could commit intense fraud.
Speaker 5: Do you really think I would do that? Yes, on
Speaker 5: his birthday? It's on his birthday.
Speaker 3: It's the birthday week.
Speaker 1: That is it is. I'm tending you as crop version
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 3: Is there really something you worry about me committing fraud? Now?
Speaker 1: If your phone, your phone was hacked.
Speaker 3: I was gonna crop myself because I'm not a fuckhead
Speaker 3: before I posted in the group. It's just the photo
Speaker 3: of you looking awful. The way I care about it.
Speaker 3: I don't care about your life.
Speaker 1: I don't tat my license in my passport. That is
Speaker 1: one hundred points of identification. You could you could do
Speaker 1: anything but that admin.
Speaker 3: What am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: I'm just in case. I'm just trying to be smart.
Speaker 1: This is why trash ally failed, because all right, I
Speaker 1: was dumb. I'm smart.
Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, what a thing to say.
Speaker 1: Speaking of that twink, Jenna, I read into him on
Speaker 1: the flight home from America. You said, I was sitting
Speaker 1: on the plane. This is worthless twink. He was on
Speaker 1: this show.
Speaker 3: It's not his name anymore, Tim Abbott.
Speaker 1: Oh he'll always be worthless twink to me.
Speaker 5: He stole my birthday.
Speaker 1: He did steal Jenna's birthday, and he stole my peace
Speaker 1: and fucking qual on my international flight. Because I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there earphones in, I mask on, and I hear it
Speaker 1: tap on the shoulder and then through you know, chapel row,
Speaker 1: and I hear muffled hello, because he's got this gorgeous
Speaker 1: booming voice. Hello, handsome damn Eda back from the dead.
Speaker 1: And I pulled my arm musk and would like to pushium.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, would have true. There's Barry Humpreeze is the
Speaker 1: dead voice. And now it was worthless twing. Anyway, he goes,
Speaker 1: do you want to do a photo shoot at the
Speaker 1: back of a plane on a stairwell.
Speaker 3: I was like, sure, neither of you have any business
Speaker 3: looking that good on a fucking long haul flight. I
Speaker 3: was furious. I thought the photos in the Facebook group.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and why are you furious?
Speaker 3: Because for a long haul flight, can you imagine what
Speaker 3: I look like, what the day time in I'd be like,
Speaker 3: fuck your photo shoot, I'm here wearing a garbage bag. Basic.
Speaker 1: No, because I have.
Speaker 3: Mentioned the garbage bags under my eyes, I'm not doing this.
Speaker 1: I have a like a backpack skin care bag. So
Speaker 1: I had just done my like refresh, so I had
Speaker 1: I just looked like I'd just woken up.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, see, that's some unfair That's not how you
Speaker 3: meant to look on flight.
Speaker 1: It's very handsome anyway.
Speaker 3: How we were talking of it on Monday the last
Speaker 3: episode about you don't like people wearing big trench coats,
Speaker 3: big winter coats.
Speaker 1: In Australia at home.
Speaker 3: Yes, Sean wears that ship on a flight, and I'm like, god, really,
Speaker 3: he just never wears comfy shit unless he's at home
Speaker 3: with me. But like when he's out, even on a flight,
Speaker 3: he will wear fucking boots and trousers and a belt
Speaker 3: and a button up and a jacket. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: that would be so uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced Sean is trapped in the thirties, the way
Speaker 1: he dresses sometimes, the way he speaks. He's so kind,
Speaker 1: he can't speaks like he's got a Transatlantic accent at times,
Speaker 1: like Mitchell to see you. The war is coming, the
Speaker 1: Iron curtain has fallen. I'm like, watch Mitchell's coming for dinner.
Speaker 5: I love Should I get me started on Steve.
Speaker 1: We both have twin boyfriends, now, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's generous for you to call Seawan.
Speaker 1: Awe sew a twink.
Speaker 5: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: I thought there was an expiry date on a twink.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twinks to twink. But if you really twink about it,
Speaker 1: Sean isn't there yet because he still is so so
Speaker 1: slender and rather hairless.
Speaker 3: Up up on first glad please really, Yeah, Harry, I
Speaker 3: keep trying to convince him to stop shaving your chest
Speaker 3: hair because A I like it and B he keeps
Speaker 3: getting rakes and bumps. Yeah, And I'm like, you can
Speaker 3: just deal with trim, like if you want to shorten
Speaker 3: it so it's not as thick, but no, he insist
Speaker 3: on shaving it close and then he gets the razor
Speaker 3: bumps on the chest.
Speaker 1: A pimple chat.
Speaker 3: Today, all those young guys falling into that trap. Don't
Speaker 3: shave for your man's not doing it for me.
Speaker 1: No, No, you're right. Actually you want it to be hairy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I say to Steve. I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: need me to do anything? Is not keep it the
Speaker 1: way you.
Speaker 5: Are that yeah, but he hasn't thrown hair yet.
Speaker 1: He has grown hair yet. That makes it sound gross, Jenna,
Speaker 1: plenty of hair. Oh do you know what I got him?
Speaker 1: Speaking of skincare and pimples, I got into this thing.
Speaker 1: I saw it at Mecca. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he'll love that. You will love it too. It's dermal logica.
Speaker 1: It is butt acne spray or chest or body acne spray.
Speaker 1: It's a spray that you put on your butt or
Speaker 1: your chest after or before you after you shave it,
Speaker 1: or if you've got a pimple on your body. No
Speaker 1: razor bumps ever. Again, it's incredible.
Speaker 3: Oh wow is T Tree spray?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I used that because I used to get really bad
Speaker 3: raisor bumps on my neck, but not anymore. A bit
Speaker 3: of T Tree hereh I use my red light mask
Speaker 3: a charge triple. What chemist's warehouse do it for a
Speaker 3: bit of fucking T Tree? Right?
Speaker 1: No, I think Mecha can do no wrong. In my eyes.
Speaker 1: I'm a beauty Beauty Loop level three member. I'm teetering
Speaker 1: on the edge of three two?
Speaker 3: Are you yeah? What it does?
Speaker 5: Inity Loop?
Speaker 3: I really loved it.
Speaker 1: The ice cream that I got I'm using today.
Speaker 5: Oh nice bag nine.
Speaker 3: It's so expensive though, Like I found a Retina for
Speaker 3: half the prize and it does the same ship.
Speaker 1: No, it's not high quality. Where'd you get it from?
Speaker 3: What are you saying about my face?
Speaker 1: Amazon? Door, Dash Day? Whatever the fuck it was?
Speaker 3: It actually was? Yeah, it was it really yet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm a good ship. Yeah, but what's the brand?
Speaker 1: Tell me the brand?
Speaker 3: I can't remember, but it's just Retinal and it did
Speaker 3: the same thing that yours did from Mecca for half
Speaker 3: the price.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at our fortieth everyone ill think it's my
Speaker 1: thirtieth and your fiftieth bullshit, But where they will If
Speaker 1: you keep up this attitude, you won't live to see
Speaker 1: your forties. Invited but no death welcome. It is just me.
Speaker 1: Every show we start with and threat three. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: something we've noticed something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't
Speaker 1: know mine. I do not know Mitch's yes and.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Each and who wants to go first?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what mine' about if you want, Yeah,
Speaker 3: go for it. You mentioned back acne, Well, mine's about
Speaker 3: back burners.
Speaker 1: What's a back burner?
Speaker 3: You have to stick around it?
Speaker 5: Fine?
Speaker 1: Now, how do I feel like? I know that I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of backwash when someone has the last sip of
Speaker 1: your fan turn And.
Speaker 3: It's nothing to do with bush fires, like back burning?
Speaker 3: Nothing like that either. Oh, be a backburning it'll make sense.
Speaker 1: Really? Yes, this sex position? You want to come over
Speaker 1: to Martin? Backburn just rub backs? That's not very fun. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not good? All right? Shall I do mine? Sure?
Speaker 3: Go here?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is the bedtime back? Baby?
Speaker 3: It's in like eight thirty as a chime?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am so into bedtimes now, you're
Speaker 1: I can fuck with a bedtime. I was one of
Speaker 1: those crazy loons. And I think you knew this, Mitchell, Jenny,
Speaker 1: since you don't want to talk as much as you
Speaker 1: did after we've slept together that one time. I'm really
Speaker 1: it's been so tense, but.
Speaker 3: Eight back burning from here. I have never had a bedtime.
Speaker 1: It's partly because I were even as a child oh,
Speaker 1: like as long as I can remember, no bedtime what Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was so strict. It was like clockwork. As
Speaker 3: soon as the clock hit eight thirty. Of a child,
Speaker 3: it was toilet teeth. Oh, and we had to go
Speaker 3: to bed. So I imagine how devastated I was when
Speaker 3: they bump Mcloud's swaters from seven to eight thirty.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: See, I couldn't say I watch it. I had a
Speaker 3: bedtime to tape it.
Speaker 1: See, I've got the opposite of that. I fell in
Speaker 1: love with like late night TV and Rove Live. Because
Speaker 1: I sit in bed watching Rover. He probably came on
Speaker 1: at ten pm.
Speaker 3: It must be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but that's just a cheery family.
Speaker 5: I always wanted a TV in my room.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we have. I had the old second hand TV.
Speaker 3: But also, in hindsight, they were onto something because I
Speaker 3: had way more energy at school the next day, didn't
Speaker 3: I totally? When I started saying up late, I was like,
Speaker 3: why am I drownd?
Speaker 1: Yes, I flung school like I was terrible in school.
Speaker 1: But my point is, as an adult, I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about childhood. Ben. Yeah, so if you you know.
Speaker 3: I'm just shocked you never had one.
Speaker 1: No, never had one. But I never really had one,
Speaker 1: really me, No, but the butler would have come in
Speaker 1: and said, no time for bed he's to her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, time you've got a bed time now, Champagne,
Speaker 3: I have a bedtime now.
Speaker 1: In the last I don't know, three months, I've established
Speaker 1: myself a bedtime.
Speaker 3: What time.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. I work until ten pm, my
Speaker 1: radio shows out at ten. I'm home at like ten thirty,
Speaker 1: ten forty five. My bedtime is eleven fifteen sharp.
Speaker 3: That's actually around the time I go to bed two. Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard for me because I like him home.
Speaker 1: I can have a shower that I'm in bed by
Speaker 1: like eleven. Everyone's asleep, so there's no one to talk to.
Speaker 3: Well, you've just found out that that's not true. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I want a good night text every night from now
Speaker 3: one place you don't.
Speaker 5: Want one, Jenn, I got a bed at nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's get up early.
Speaker 1: This is what I want to talk to you too
Speaker 1: about because two of the famed bedtimers. But I love it.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you why. There is not much you
Speaker 1: get from staying up super late, but there is so
Speaker 1: much you get from waking up super early.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: You see the world in a different light. There's an
Speaker 1: energy in the air. Yeah, there is so much time.
Speaker 1: I remember the first time I did it. I woke
Speaker 1: up at seven thirty. You know where it came from,
Speaker 1: coming back from the States, a jet lag. I was
Speaker 1: up at six thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you're like, god, it's only ten thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I had boiled eggs, I went for a walk, I
Speaker 1: came home. I saw a friend and had coffee at
Speaker 1: the beach, came home nine to forty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck me, they're going, oh my god. Around decide
Speaker 3: if you wake up at ten thirty, you go fuck
Speaker 3: the day started. Yes, yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Maybe I'm old, maybe i'm aging. But how
Speaker 1: good is a bedtime? Get around it? If you don't
Speaker 1: have one, just try putting one in place.
Speaker 3: I had to literally medically induce the bedtime. That's why
Speaker 3: I've been taking the meloton and tablet.
Speaker 1: So when's yours? You do eleven fifteen ish?
Speaker 3: I take them because you meant to take the melotone
Speaker 3: in two hours before you intend to go to bed,
Speaker 3: So I take them at like eight thirty nine, o'clock.
Speaker 1: Wow, hard to time though, not really? Have you ever
Speaker 1: popped a MELLOI? And then Sewan's going, hey, hey, let's
Speaker 1: you know it's.
Speaker 3: Not a sleeping pillar. Doesn't knock you out. You still
Speaker 3: very much have control.
Speaker 1: But wouldn't you be mid and be tired like the
Speaker 1: melotone is kicking in?
Speaker 3: Not really, because your mind's another things at that point?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what things?
Speaker 3: Oh you know you're not a virgin.
Speaker 1: No I'm not. I'm not anyway, it's hard to instill
Speaker 1: a bedtime when you're as gorgeous as I am, and
Speaker 1: you're in a relationship, you know.
Speaker 3: At your parents' house, when he's allowed sleepover.
Speaker 1: It is so hard. It's actually very hard. And so
Speaker 1: is having him over with my parents around.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, think about it. We're getting into my
Speaker 3: age and now, thank you very much, then we come back.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you have a bunch of dumb projects on the
Speaker 3: back burner?
Speaker 1: See what I see? Do the nice work?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I guess, yeah, just like little projects you've set
Speaker 3: yourself and you're like, one day, I'll get around to
Speaker 3: it one fucking day. Yeah, But if it's not really
Speaker 3: a priority, like what I've got so many, Like every
Speaker 3: time I'm wiping the bench down, I'm like, you know
Speaker 3: what I want to do. I want to start making
Speaker 3: my own cleaning products. They're gonna be organic. Go to
Speaker 3: see his essential oils. Next time this bottle of fucking
Speaker 3: ajax runs out, I'm gonna start doing it. And then
Speaker 3: the bottle runs out, and I'm like, can't be fuck
Speaker 3: learning how to make cleaning products next time. Totally about
Speaker 3: a year that I'm like, one of these days, I'm
Speaker 3: going to make my own cleaning products. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: all natural.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like you, except when I finally do it,
Speaker 1: it's the I feel like I am king tut the
Speaker 1: best in the world. I've wanted to try temperature protect
Speaker 1: hairspray because I blow dry my hair.
Speaker 5: If you want to have.
Speaker 3: You gone all this time without using hair protector, that's
Speaker 3: not a project. That's just fucking common, sane.
Speaker 1: But I wanted to make my hair oily.
Speaker 5: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: But every morning I'd blow dry my hair and my
Speaker 1: scalp would be hot, and I'd think, God, I really
Speaker 1: should get protector. I'm going to buy it. Never do it,
Speaker 1: never do it, never do And then I got it
Speaker 1: in a beauty loop bonus at Mecca, and oh my god,
Speaker 1: thank god I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make your hair oily or anything. In fact,
Speaker 3: it'd be less brittle than if you would just burn it,
Speaker 3: burning your hair past.
Speaker 1: I have been seriously, my hair is really it's amazing.
Speaker 3: And you just don't set yourself. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's so many projects I've got to around my
Speaker 1: house as well.
Speaker 3: Yes, things like that. Yeah. One of mine that I've
Speaker 3: been putting off for years is you know, like the
Speaker 3: square bits of foam that they have in studios for soundproof. Yes,
Speaker 3: So I had this idea that I wanted to buy
Speaker 3: a bunch of those and then stick them on a
Speaker 3: bit of cardboard because I didn't want to put them
Speaker 3: on a wall because they don't have to commit to
Speaker 3: a spot. Yeah, I wanted to put them on cardboard
Speaker 3: so that it's portable and no matter where I'm recording,
Speaker 3: I can carry this big bit around. When I bought
Speaker 3: my TV in twenty twenty two, I kept the box
Speaker 3: with the intent of sticking all this soundproofing on it.
Speaker 3: I still have the box. Haven't got around to it.
Speaker 3: You're so one of these and they're so smart. You're
Speaker 3: going to get around to doing it, because I'm going
Speaker 3: to put velcrow on the back of the cardboard, you see,
Speaker 3: so I can just rip the soundproofing off of we're
Speaker 3: recording in my lound droom or stick it there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I haven't got around to it, and frankly, we
Speaker 3: haven't needed it. It's not that pressing. So it's on
Speaker 3: the back burner.
Speaker 1: You know what I've wanted to do. That's on the
Speaker 1: back burner. And I actually think I'm going to do it.
Speaker 1: I have a whole bunch of clothes. I'll go to
Speaker 1: my drop and I go, I'm never going to wear that.
Speaker 1: I need to sell it. I really should sell it,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to go to the markets.
Speaker 3: But I thought that Stephen was going to do that.
Speaker 1: Stephen has Yes, he did it for me, So I
Speaker 1: guess it's not on the back.
Speaker 3: In the back veenor anymore. You're delegated.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. I have a pile in my
Speaker 1: room that I keep adding to and I'm adding to it.
Speaker 1: I'm adding to it anyway. This week I've spoken to
Speaker 1: someone and there's like a reseller in my local area.
Speaker 1: They're going to do like a rack of my clothes
Speaker 1: I'm going to sell it. I'm going to do it.
Speaker 1: And that's happened this week.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sh sh because I did a big clothes cull
Speaker 3: this week and fuck me, I literally ran out of
Speaker 3: garbage bag. Yeah, because that's how many clothes I'm getting rid.
Speaker 1: Of, Mitchell. This is a whole thing. I'm on the fly.
Speaker 1: I did not know this existed. It's I don't even
Speaker 1: know what you'd call the service, but this place is
Speaker 1: called Venla Google it v E N l A. They
Speaker 1: do like designer and then non designer clothes. You buy
Speaker 1: a rack, so it's one hundred dollars. You rent a
Speaker 1: rack one hundred dollars to rent rack in the store.
Speaker 1: You put as many clothes as you want on it,
Speaker 1: as many shoes, as many accessories, and they sell it
Speaker 1: for you. They put the tags on it, they price
Speaker 1: it that people can try the clothes on, and then
Speaker 1: you make seventy center the sale and they just take
Speaker 1: thirty percent of sales commission.
Speaker 3: But I don't know if there's going to be much
Speaker 3: demand for like the thin ass T shirts I got
Speaker 3: from the JJ's DFO in twenty twenty one. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know if anyone's going to want to get their
Speaker 3: hands on that.
Speaker 1: You definitely have to, Carl.
Speaker 3: I paid fucking Vinnie's prices for it at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, it might not work for all your items.
Speaker 1: I'm having to Carl. I've got some old six Excel
Speaker 1: shirts that I said, can I put this on? We
Speaker 1: have enough bed sheets. I might know that's a shirt.
Speaker 1: So I potentially had to do a similar thing to you.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm doing. And it feels so this
Speaker 1: week to have got one of those backburn tasks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got another one that I did attempt and
Speaker 3: it didn't work because you know how I used Dinnerly
Speaker 3: to make my meal.
Speaker 1: I saw them last week.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and I'll tell anyone that listens blood we
Speaker 3: love Dinnery, get amongst it. And so they used to
Speaker 3: send all the ingredients, but you had to have like
Speaker 3: the little things like salt, pepper and garlic. I'd just
Speaker 3: had a jar of mince garlic, so if they said
Speaker 3: add garlic, spoon, PLoP in. Done so easy. And then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden and they started sending cloves of
Speaker 3: garlic with everything that required it. And I was like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I don't want to get my fingers smelling all future,
Speaker 3: and I don't. I don't want to chop a clove
Speaker 3: of garlic.
Speaker 5: I've got the jar.
Speaker 3: I'm good. So every week they send at least fucking
Speaker 3: three cloves of garlic, and they just pile up, pil up,
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know what I'm going to do.
Speaker 3: I'm going to mince them myself when the jar is empty,
Speaker 3: and I'll turn it into mince garlic.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 3: It's impossible to mince garlic yourself.
Speaker 1: It's very hard.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 3: I put it in the neutral bullet, which still stinks
Speaker 3: to this day, mash it art. I'll put a bit
Speaker 3: of olive oil in it. It just all went green.
Speaker 3: So that's not good.
Speaker 1: Okay, So there's certain things that maybe don't need to
Speaker 1: ever get done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried it. It failed. I wanted to mince
Speaker 3: my own garlic. There's a garlic surplus in my friends
Speaker 3: at the moment, I don't know what to do. I'm
Speaker 3: more garlic than human at this point.
Speaker 1: We ever wanted to tell you that you've had fucking
Speaker 1: stuffy lass, but it's left.
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: You can follow the show online just saich A couple
Speaker 6: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bit all right, now,
Speaker 1: time for a segment we haven't done, i'd say in
Speaker 1: almost a year.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, now you're probably right more than that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because when we first started this podcast, we
Speaker 1: were sort of the pioneers in the podcast space. You know,
Speaker 1: we were kind of the first queer podcast is out.
Speaker 1: We were huge.
Speaker 3: That's a big call.
Speaker 5: Like how you said we were huge?
Speaker 1: We we we we we are now very huge.
Speaker 3: If you had a bit j Jo theemer inventing pop music,
Speaker 3: you think you invented the queer podcast?
Speaker 1: What do you mean iconic? We just we had a
Speaker 1: good run at the start. But we also got a
Speaker 1: lot of our own press. We were on television because
Speaker 1: we hustled. We got signed to iHeartRadio because we hustled.
Speaker 1: We got our listeners because we hustled. So you know,
Speaker 1: maybe we're a bit complacent because the sheer success and
Speaker 1: money we have now, but it.
Speaker 3: Was all a part of this segment more than correct.
Speaker 3: Come on, baby, you know you got a hustle.
Speaker 1: Correct, You gotta hustle is a segment we thought of
Speaker 1: in order to get some promotion for the show. Hustle
Speaker 1: hard to get this show heard.
Speaker 3: And but it's not just like posting something on Instagram.
Speaker 3: It has to be like unique and out there, some
Speaker 3: sort of weird way of promoting the show. Like there
Speaker 3: was one time I hijacked this very very early day.
Speaker 3: It's probably episode two. I hijacked your interview with Tarmi
Speaker 3: and I just dared you to use subliminal messaging, and
Speaker 3: you had to use the phrases is it just me
Speaker 3: podcasts and listen Damian's mid sentence and you just go
Speaker 3: podcast interrupted.
Speaker 1: Wasn't subtle, It wasn't listen.
Speaker 5: I had a hussle.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, had a hussle. Baby. I would like
Speaker 1: to say, meet, you've been hustling. I went to your
Speaker 1: stand up show. You mentioned the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: To me, that was a hustle. I was impressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there were obviously a lot of our idiots there,
Speaker 3: but then there were some people that it's like, I
Speaker 3: watch your TikTok videos. Yeah, well fucking I'm going to
Speaker 3: convert you totally.
Speaker 1: It impressed me. I've been hustling, and I wanted to obviously,
Speaker 1: rather than telling you, I wanted to show you. Sure,
Speaker 1: So I've been hustling on my radio show. I have
Speaker 1: two radio shows, the night show on Kiss Actually, if
Speaker 1: you're in Australia listening, it could be on your local
Speaker 1: Kiss FM seven to ten. And at night we do
Speaker 1: very well. The rating is the best I've ever been.
Speaker 1: Thank you. And this was a call that I had
Speaker 1: to my show last week. A caller called he won
Speaker 1: tickets to choice of n It was a lovely moment.
Speaker 1: Bless him. Choice of one's tour. You know the gays
Speaker 1: we love, choice of art. This is what followed after
Speaker 1: I awarded him the tickets. This is live tea, a
Speaker 1: choice of that.
Speaker 8: Yes, that was the gayest thing ever hearing you mumble
Speaker 8: your way through a spread.
Speaker 7: I mean, thank you so much, and i'd have to
Speaker 7: say I love I love you and Mitchell Coombs on
Speaker 7: the podcast, I mean, you know, well, why are you
Speaker 7: being you know, asked just for the Japan episode and
Speaker 7: a couple of mists.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's fine, it's fine, Yes, that's my podcasts
Speaker 1: went on and went on and went on.
Speaker 3: You just said that's my podcast. Did you mention the
Speaker 3: name of it?
Speaker 1: He said? Is it just me? And I love Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 3: I would suggest that Ben was the one hustling that
Speaker 3: he gave us the shout you sounded on this embarrassed.
Speaker 3: You're like, yes, yeah, that's my podcast.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even in the Slider's Ben, that's not you hustling.
Speaker 3: You can't claim that.
Speaker 1: I could have shut him up. You know, I've got
Speaker 1: a lot of power on that show. So and I
Speaker 1: let him speak, and I let him continue. I've control
Speaker 1: of the buttons. I could have muted Ben's Did you.
Speaker 3: Consider that a hustle of yours? By allowing someone else
Speaker 3: to hustle?
Speaker 1: Correct, we just got ourselves an extra seven hundred thousand
Speaker 1: eyeballs and earballs across the show. Well, thank you for that, Ben,
Speaker 1: That was lovely. So then on the Pickup, I thought, well,
Speaker 1: you know, Mitchell won't be happy. I know I knew
Speaker 1: you were going to say that. I knew you'd say, Oh,
Speaker 1: but Ben did it. I just didn't tell Well Bet
Speaker 1: he did, Thank you, Ben.
Speaker 3: I just think credit where it's due. Correct, the one
Speaker 3: hustling there? It was? It was our Benny boy.
Speaker 1: Well you're gonna have a problem with this. Fuck what
Speaker 1: because I'm the Pickup which I also host, which show
Speaker 1: with Brittany Hockley and Laura Burn. They also have the
Speaker 1: hit podcast Life Uncut.
Speaker 3: I've heard of that.
Speaker 5: Are you hustling for them?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, I'm giving them a plug now. I love the girls,
Speaker 1: two of my closest friends. I love them. However, on
Speaker 1: the podcast, which is live on the Pickup, then lives
Speaker 1: on the Pickup podcast feed, and then he's also on
Speaker 1: the Life on podcast feed.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's being heard by a lot of people.
Speaker 1: This happened this week.
Speaker 5: At which has his own podcast.
Speaker 3: It's got a couple of mitches, very funny.
Speaker 1: It's actually is it just me? The brand is your
Speaker 1: fault by a couple of mich Oh.
Speaker 5: You could not screwtch that. I listen all the time.
Speaker 5: It's got this really big podcast called Mitchen something else.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 3: There was actually more there, but that was gleen of
Speaker 3: them to give us the shout, and good on you
Speaker 3: for correcting them.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm sure if someone searched a couple of mitches we'd
Speaker 3: still come up. But yeah, no, you're right, that's the
Speaker 3: name of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm not I'm not. This isn't really for me.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you've hustled in your way. I've hustled
Speaker 1: in my way. Jenna hustle all the time.
Speaker 5: Mona Jenna is downstairs. They all ask me about.
Speaker 3: It, but they don't know the context of that. They
Speaker 3: thought that, you know that Jenna's colleagues, she's got her
Speaker 3: Mona Jenna poster up near her desk, which it's for
Speaker 3: sale right now a couple of minutes, do you think
Speaker 3: georgeous which is part of our merch, and she's got
Speaker 3: it there and her colleagues, or that she just thought
Speaker 3: it would be funny to photoshop herself onto Mona Lisa
Speaker 3: and print it. I realized it was part of the podcast.
Speaker 4: I explained to them that they're stupid because it's part
Speaker 4: of podcast merch.
Speaker 1: I've given millions of ease exposure to this, which has
Speaker 1: given tens of millions on his socials. Jenna, I challenge
Speaker 1: you to somehow get a mention of is it just
Speaker 1: me on to your breakfast show Jones.
Speaker 3: And Amanda, which we're allowed to say the title.
Speaker 1: We can say the title of that's the show Jenna
Speaker 1: works out here at the network. And I also say
Speaker 1: you can use the idiots. If an idiot calls through
Speaker 1: to the Jones and Amanda show and does mention is
Speaker 1: It just Me? Maybe say I love Jenna from the
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me? Podcast? That counts as an Infragen, Well, we.
Speaker 4: Do have a regular caller who calls into the show
Speaker 4: that I work on, Jess from Penrith. I think, yeah, Jess,
Speaker 4: I'm counting on you. I'd like you to slip it
Speaker 4: in somewhere when you call us again next time.
Speaker 3: Why are we challenging the listeners? Why can't Jenna do it?
Speaker 3: Is it the sort of show where you can just
Speaker 3: buzz in because they seem to drag you into that
Speaker 3: studio if you sneeze, tell us the story of Jenna.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do love me, but you can't buzz in Jenna.
Speaker 1: If you can get a mention in without using a
Speaker 1: call it great?
Speaker 3: Or how about since you run the WSFM Facebook page,
Speaker 3: that's your job. You just go rogue and post one
Speaker 3: of our videos.
Speaker 1: Accidental cross posted.
Speaker 3: She could just argue that, oh, it's part of iHeartRadio,
Speaker 3: you know, part of the family. I think you should
Speaker 3: go rogue and just post one of our videos. Okay,
Speaker 3: you should post that one of us discussing if there
Speaker 3: was an extra medium sized shirt would it be bigger
Speaker 3: or smaller? That blew up?
Speaker 5: Actually, I will could you get away with that?
Speaker 1: Actually? You know what? Post that Barley reel that we deleted.
Speaker 1: The ws audience would love it.
Speaker 5: No, they would actually love it.
Speaker 3: I don't even do you know how many gross listeners
Speaker 3: of WSFM would probably go to Barlei twice a year.
Speaker 1: They'd kill us in the streets. All right, Jenna, your challenge.
Speaker 3: Officially is a challenge accepted challenge is not much of
Speaker 3: a challenge.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: I've got a challenge on my behalf. I'd also like
Speaker 4: it on the listener's behalf, and I'll do it on
Speaker 4: the social behalf.
Speaker 3: And which I think that within the next week we
Speaker 3: should both do some sort of hustling and come back
Speaker 3: and present what we've done. Okay, okay, I've got some
Speaker 3: ideas out of the box, not just posting on Instagram.
Speaker 3: It's something that reaches an audience we don't already have.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, amazing, amazing. Well, I will say I had
Speaker 1: an influx. I have had it. Noticed it influx.
Speaker 3: You can get a tablet for that.
Speaker 1: I had an influx of callers that say, by the way,
Speaker 1: love the podcast calling through to my radio show. It's
Speaker 1: so cute. So could you listen to any of the
Speaker 1: radio shows tell me an idiot because we love it.
Speaker 3: Please please say and we will talk back next week.
Speaker 3: I've got some cooked ideas.
Speaker 1: I got a can't wait.
Speaker 3: You've got a hustle girl.
Speaker 6: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope
Speaker 6: you're listening to Is it just you now?
Speaker 3: One of my favorite pop girlies is let Me Down?
Speaker 1: Oh no, can I guess if you want?
Speaker 3: Okay, there's quite a few to pick from. Remember we
Speaker 3: were talking last week about artists that you associate with people.
Speaker 3: I've got quite a few that you associate with me yep, yep,
Speaker 3: ROSSI yeah, thrilled to have her. It's part of my
Speaker 3: collection as well.
Speaker 5: Webhurt, that's a good one.
Speaker 3: Go and keep guessing out of my cop girl, Gretel, Colleen,
Speaker 3: I don't think you're taking this game seriously.
Speaker 5: Bridy Carter, She's not.
Speaker 1: A pop girl. Who is Bridy Carter?
Speaker 5: You got her on the show.
Speaker 1: Had to text her, I had to call her, and
Speaker 1: preppermclos of course volet she fell into the ditch.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you're it's not Katie Perry.
Speaker 3: No, she's not let me down yet.
Speaker 5: Who else?
Speaker 1: Who do you like?
Speaker 3: Adele No, Christian Chennoy? Okay, getting Bard.
Speaker 1: I just tell you we're having this is fun binger okay,
Speaker 1: player Michelle Mitchell said one.
Speaker 3: Of my girls, we were going through this last week.
Speaker 3: Who were the artists you associated with me? It actually
Speaker 3: was one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Can we one more guess? Each? My god, why is
Speaker 3: this the most riveting part of the show.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, come on, my youve got a half.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
Speaker 5: All right, you'll go first, Chris Bath.
Speaker 1: The journalists here a bit, I said, a pop girl.
Speaker 3: Have you heard fucking Chris Barth's latest single? Nay, because
Speaker 3: there isn't.
Speaker 1: One headlines headlines?
Speaker 3: Okay, one more guess? Take it seriously, I am you'll
Speaker 3: get a type back if you get it from me.
Speaker 1: Stay to me with your mind.
Speaker 5: Time.
Speaker 3: You can't live Breaf for ship, Harley Breid.
Speaker 5: And Rosciano.
Speaker 3: No, who is it? I'm actually enjoying this part because
Speaker 3: this comes through lips. I didn'ts in her name. That's
Speaker 3: a fucking clue.
Speaker 5: Olivia red Rigo, I'm.
Speaker 3: Going to up the stakes in this game. What if
Speaker 3: I give you one second?
Speaker 1: One of her Very Night Show.
Speaker 3: Okay thirty one and six five. If you know who
Speaker 3: thinks this song, give us a call. Here we go, ready,
Speaker 3: Oh Lily Alan, Lily Allen, he's got it. You get
Speaker 3: a tight bag?
Speaker 1: Well done. Oh yes, she's not very rich, but I've
Speaker 1: got lots of money.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's her. Lily Allen was in the headlines this week.
Speaker 3: It was a shocking, shocking story. I think it deserves
Speaker 3: a breaking news thing songly Lily Allen admits she has
Speaker 3: no idea how washing machines work.
Speaker 1: To be fair, same babe.
Speaker 3: Right, I thought when I read that headline, neither do I.
Speaker 3: I don't understand the mechanics of the fucking machine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get how plane works. But I'm not
Speaker 1: going to the press about it.
Speaker 3: You just chucked the clothes in, press the button and
Speaker 3: Roberts your mother's mother it clean. Yes, that's how it works.
Speaker 3: And I'm thinking, why is this a news story? And
Speaker 3: then I clicked through and no, No, she just doesn't
Speaker 3: know how to use one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what does she wash her clothes?
Speaker 3: Exactly right? So she spoke about it on her podcast
Speaker 3: It's called miss Me. She's gonna she does? She does
Speaker 3: it's pretty big. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Can I let you into a secret.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know how to use washing machine.
Speaker 5: That's bullshit because you're such a homemaker, I know.
Speaker 10: But I just have this fear of like shrinking and
Speaker 10: dying clothes, so I just don't do it.
Speaker 9: David and the kids do the washing.
Speaker 10: Well iron okay, iron stuff, and I can put stuff
Speaker 10: in the I don't even really like putting things in
Speaker 10: the dryer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where things really fuck up.
Speaker 9: So that is where you should stay away from. Is
Speaker 9: it is that where it happens.
Speaker 1: That's wear things shrink.
Speaker 9: I can't do. I can't do the washing.
Speaker 10: I also just get Yeah, I'm just like, I don't
Speaker 10: know what bit to put the stuff in.
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm gonna, you know, ruin the machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shocking ston.
Speaker 5: I'm very confused.
Speaker 1: What a fucking foolt Why would.
Speaker 5: You iron dirty clothes?
Speaker 3: No, her husband, David Harbor children and her mother does
Speaker 3: the washing for her.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, my mom does my washing, so I
Speaker 1: don't want to you live with her pop calling kettle.
Speaker 3: True, but that hasn't always been the case. You've lived
Speaker 3: out of home. Do you know how to use a machine?
Speaker 1: Very well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go, and I feel like no one
Speaker 3: teaches you. You just fuck around to find out correct. I
Speaker 3: don't know what you go in the draw. I just
Speaker 3: throw powder somewhere in that little tour at the top
Speaker 3: and just nothing's gone wrong.
Speaker 1: Can I add something to this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how it works. It's a podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you mind. I don't know how a fucking microwave works.
Speaker 1: I make up the time, every single exactly microwave session
Speaker 1: a minute thirty Why not.
Speaker 3: If it becomes a bit volcanic, you stop the mic,
Speaker 3: you blow.
Speaker 1: On it for a bit. If it's not, if it's
Speaker 1: cold in the middle, another twenty seconds.
Speaker 3: Lily fuck a maund to find out my life? How
Speaker 3: has she gone like, I'm I mean two minds. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck, Lily, that's weaponize in competence. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: partially genius, Like, oh, I don't know how to use
Speaker 3: washing machines. I have a fear of them. And she's
Speaker 3: come this far in life, age thirty nine, never having
Speaker 3: used it. No one's pulled her up and said, it's
Speaker 3: a very easy fear to conquer. My love fucking put
Speaker 3: the clothes in the machine. But then on the other hand,
Speaker 3: I'm like, good for you, bitch. Just because you're a
Speaker 3: woman doesn't mean you should do the washing.
Speaker 10: True.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's also because she's always been rich,
Speaker 4: because she's a nepo.
Speaker 3: Baby, that's the thing. She fucking has come this fuck
Speaker 3: cos playing as working class.
Speaker 1: But baby, who's her dad? Peter Allen?
Speaker 3: It's someone of significance, held on, let me google that.
Speaker 3: I can't remember, I've listened to an audiobook.
Speaker 1: Kin't even when she's also added to the wealth because
Speaker 1: she's dating Eleven's dad from Stranger Things.
Speaker 3: They're married Keith Allen, a Welsh actor television presenter.
Speaker 1: Although you know she mustn't be that well off because
Speaker 1: we spoke about it on the pickup. She is selling
Speaker 1: her feet picks feet picks on only fans google it.
Speaker 1: She actually can, I say, has the best looking feet.
Speaker 1: I actually got a halfy what I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: my life? Google Lily Alan feet.
Speaker 3: I'm nursing a seemi at the thought.
Speaker 1: They're really they're actually gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Well, why does she need to sell them? If I
Speaker 3: can just google it? I'm seeing it now, Isn't that
Speaker 3: is a supple foot? They're not bad?
Speaker 5: Maybe she might do videos and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, perhaps people, because you can play with people play
Speaker 1: with their penises with feet. Have you seen those videos?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I haven't, but I've heard a lot about them. They
Speaker 1: jerk off your foot with two feet.
Speaker 3: Oh that doesn't sound practical, like bitch, No amount of
Speaker 3: polates is gonna help me sustain that movement for more
Speaker 3: than thirty second legs up and pulse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, let me try also with my
Speaker 1: amount of tinire, you'd be shaved.
Speaker 3: Off your microphone with your feet right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what? Sure in my head I might
Speaker 1: should I?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, do it all this segment going?
Speaker 5: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Oh it requires a lot of ab.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, guy, hang on, stop for a secon. I'm
Speaker 3: going to time it.
Speaker 9: I just did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I want to see how long you can
Speaker 3: keep it up for and three to one guy, Oh,
Speaker 3: he's got a cramp. It doesn't sound easy, all right?
Speaker 3: Three two one?
Speaker 1: Oh sir?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Oh god, no, he's gone limp, done.
Speaker 5: Dirt.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was four seconds, and your Mike's basically just.
Speaker 1: Broke the worst bottom in the world.
Speaker 7: I know it.
Speaker 3: Ea that she was selling feed picks.
Speaker 1: Wow, she must be a little broke daddy's trust fund
Speaker 1: must have dried up.
Speaker 3: Don't talk about my Lily Rose Beatrice Allan like that.
Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, sorry, I mean with a name like that.
Speaker 1: Dumb fucking name very British, isn't it very very rare?
Speaker 3: It's Beatrice Allen, Beatrice Allen.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this. This is just me on
Speaker 1: the fly? Or was Jack the Ripper?
Speaker 3: Ripper? Hardly?
Speaker 1: The name does not equate to the crime.
Speaker 3: What did he do?
Speaker 1: It kind of makes it fun and mystical, you kind
Speaker 1: of think. I think Jack the Ripper, I think like
Speaker 1: a barber's knife, and he would like slit the throat
Speaker 1: on a misty, foggy London street and run off in
Speaker 1: a trench coat. He gutted women and he pulled out
Speaker 1: their guts and.
Speaker 3: On the streeper. Doesn't really do enough justice.
Speaker 4: Yes, I pictured him in like a dark alley ways,
Speaker 4: you know, petticoat, Yeah, with like a life and would
Speaker 4: just go.
Speaker 3: Wearing a petticoat and.
Speaker 1: A fool idiot. I wasn't even in a chic way now,
Speaker 1: would like cut people's eyeballs out and the heart out
Speaker 1: and lay them on the ground.
Speaker 3: He was like sadistic. Wait, how do we even get
Speaker 3: on the topic of Jack the River?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I checked off a microphone.
Speaker 3: Yes, with your feet, didn't even take your shoes off.
Speaker 5: Your pick come on, Beatrius and then London name.
Speaker 1: And then I had the thought, well, you know, Lily,
Speaker 1: fucking learn how to do it.
Speaker 3: Come over, little I'll show you. I'm still making it
Speaker 3: up as I go long. I only found out all
Speaker 3: too recently it has a filter. You're meant to Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I found that from top over the phone. She goes, okay,
Speaker 3: the filter you just kind of pull it and step back. Immediately,
Speaker 3: I was like, why is that all the ship going everywhere?
Speaker 5: It could can catch a light.
Speaker 3: Wait, are you thinking of the dryer? I don't think
Speaker 3: the washing machine is going to catch a fire if the.
Speaker 4: Filters one to yeah, do that to the link catcher.
Speaker 1: The dry could catch a light, for sure. So much link.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I've actually smelt burn and going Sean, have your
Speaker 3: fucking coats clogged up the link filter again?
Speaker 1: Oh, here's so many coats. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: The wheels are falling off this episode.
Speaker 1: We should go, We need to what was happening? Even
Speaker 1: the micro police this Mike's just been jerked off. I
Speaker 1: think been burped out the list of it's.
Speaker 5: Worries your mouth.
Speaker 3: Why it was like something possessed you.
Speaker 1: You were.
Speaker 3: Jack half fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is you're on the fly striper name
Speaker 1: Jack the Stripper.
Speaker 3: That's lazy, mate, you can do better than that.
Speaker 1: Jim's mowing spin off.
Speaker 3: Jack the Clipper FedEx side company, Jack the Shipper. Oh no,
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything, So dam I go on
Speaker 3: the naughty boy to party.
Speaker 1: Jack the skinny Dipper. I couldn't think of when you're
Speaker 1: skinned it.
Speaker 3: Damn, I can't think of anything.
Speaker 5: When you're a lifeguard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack the nipperould.
Speaker 3: Come on, you need one gender out dumb me at
Speaker 3: this game?
Speaker 1: That's good nippers? Yeah, I've got one.
Speaker 3: What he does wine tasting?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Jack the sip? Oh that was mine?
Speaker 1: That was mine? Well done?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Should we go?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Lily can't use a fucking washing machine?
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, we'll see the matter.
Speaker 5: A man who fixes zippers, Jack the Zipper.
Speaker 3: You can't say the reveal within the setup.
Speaker 1: You also can't start laughing twelve minutes before the punch shot.
Speaker 3: There is someone that fixes zippers called a zipper.
Speaker 5: I don't know I would have thought seamstress Jack, the
Speaker 5: same stress.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have the same ring to it, does it.
Speaker 5: It couldn't work all right?
Speaker 3: Well, that brings my birthday week to a close. Ye,
Speaker 3: catch you all next.
Speaker 1: Year, correct? Shut up? That means my birthday's next start
Speaker 1: planning September? When it is September thirty? First, it's thirtieth
Speaker 1: thirty first?
Speaker 5: Fuck's not.
Speaker 1: Bye?
Speaker 3: You need to catch you on Monday?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to ad A D brief. This is our secret
Speaker 3: segment on the ndwhere usually we go rogue at this point,
Speaker 3: what's happened? I don't know what's happened something.
Speaker 1: I think it's that cocon.
Speaker 5: Sugar already.
Speaker 3: Fu when not?
Speaker 1: Also, there's only thirty days in September a full you're
Speaker 1: the fool. You fell for it full?
Speaker 3: When to come back? Jenner?
Speaker 5: You're the fool? I know you?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 4: Abu?
Speaker 5: When's my birthday?
Speaker 1: You know what's interesting? June eighth of June fourth?
Speaker 3: Get fucked? You told me the opposite last day?
Speaker 4: You guess say then as well?
Speaker 3: The other way around. Jack the fibber finally I'm back
Speaker 3: in the game.
Speaker 1: Well, d yeah, that's about it, really, you know now
Speaker 1: that I'm uncle Stephen loves video essays, Jack's been learning spells.
Speaker 3: Jack the Wicker, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that's probably the last one. We'll do Love Stronger.
Speaker 1: How many things can you rhyme with?
Speaker 3: Ripper?
Speaker 5: A man who looks at a chocolate store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack the snicker.
Speaker 3: That makes sense, Snickers bars.
Speaker 1: Oh, guys, the star player in the Sydney FC. His
Speaker 1: name is just remembered. Jack the Kicker.
Speaker 3: Fucking now, you know the.
Speaker 5: Guy who sells underwear. Jack the Knicker.
Speaker 1: Carefully doesn't swallow.
Speaker 3: That's why they call him Jack the spitter. I'll come on,
Speaker 3: fuck with that was good.
Speaker 1: What about the kid the nickname of the kid?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have said kid right after spit o fucked.
Speaker 1: There was a breath. The sixteen year old who licks
Speaker 1: the fruity frosty fruit ice cream. You know they call
Speaker 1: him Jack the liquor.
Speaker 3: Oh, you gave away the answer within the setup as well. Yea,
Speaker 3: because I got scared because you said the kids nothing,
Speaker 3: Jack the triggered No.
Speaker 5: What about those podcast hosts who are jealous of us?
Speaker 5: You know, let me get the list the main one.
Speaker 5: All right, hey it you know, Jack the Bitter.
Speaker 1: Jenna time to go home?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think we're done with that.
Speaker 1: We guys, we get to a point when it's preak
Speaker 1: peak comedy and we just kill it. Yeah, like Jack
Speaker 1: the Ripper, I watched.
Speaker 5: Unsold Who the Clockmaker?
Speaker 1: Jack the Ticker? End it there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was nice. More please, for the love of God,
Speaker 3: I won't although it's important on that day, Yeah, to
Speaker 3: pay respect to those who made the ultimate sacrifice. Jack
Speaker 3: the Digger, ye.
Speaker 1: Drinking. Jack the Bruising is related to Kelly Ripper from
Speaker 1: the Real Housewives franchise.
Speaker 3: Couldn't tell ya.
Speaker 1: Dreaking Jane Leana would come back on this show. Got
Speaker 1: her podcast failed, didn't it?
Speaker 3: I think we killed that. It's part of the curse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you cursing?
Speaker 2: Moore?
Speaker 3: Saw?
Speaker 1: You're posted in Jurian Idiots.
Speaker 3: The podcast curse where if we appear on their show
Speaker 3: and they appear on ours, they wrap up soon after
Speaker 3: because they just think, well, what, we can't compete, can we?
Speaker 4: That's she wanted to appear on the Cat podcast and
Speaker 4: that got canceled before you even appeared on it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't even have to do anything, just expressed
Speaker 3: an interesting Now it's gone.
Speaker 1: I think it's you because I've been on other podcasts
Speaker 1: and they haven't been canceled.
Speaker 3: Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I been on Life on Cut and they weren't canceled.
Speaker 1: From Strength to Strength, give it time. Don't wish that
Speaker 1: upon my dearest friends, Brittany and Laura Burn.
Speaker 3: Brittany and Laura Burn and Brittany Laura Hockley. Anyway, what's
Speaker 3: some other ship we could talk about? Well, it's just
Speaker 3: losing our mind.
Speaker 1: See Stephen, are you guys across the concept of video essays?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: Steven's got me onto video essays? So it's like an essay,
Speaker 1: like a written piece of work, but it's presented by
Speaker 1: a YouTuber who sits in front of a camera and
Speaker 1: just presents the essay they've written over like two hours.
Speaker 3: See I probably could have guessed that like a documentary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm trying to set it up for the
Speaker 1: fucking idiots.
Speaker 3: Do they have cutaways? That are? They just talk.
Speaker 1: Cutaways and heaps of examples. It's actually a really entertaining
Speaker 1: way to consume like a topic because you can't see
Speaker 1: it is nothing entertaining about an essay. Stephen made me
Speaker 1: watch one about how sex and comedy are actually heavily
Speaker 1: intertwined and they have they share a lot in common.
Speaker 5: But I feel like.
Speaker 3: I'm so interested in Yeah, give us an example, like
Speaker 3: power play.
Speaker 1: How Like in comedy it's often the trope of like
Speaker 1: making big people seem really or really small people seem
Speaker 1: really big, like reducing someone's power or making someone really
Speaker 1: small really big.
Speaker 3: It's the same in sex, like with power like, I've
Speaker 3: to send it to you. I'm good, Jenny, would you
Speaker 3: like it?
Speaker 5: No, I'm busy. I have to hustle this week, so
Speaker 5: yeah you do.
Speaker 1: Actually, anyway, video essays.
Speaker 3: I've got a great city of how I'm going to hustle,
Speaker 3: nice spoilers, nice boilers. We're coming back next week with
Speaker 3: our homework. And remember you can't just talk about it
Speaker 3: on your radio show again. It has to be reaching
Speaker 3: an audience. We don't already have a crust think outside the.
Speaker 1: Box that a clue to yours.
Speaker 3: Vaguely it could be, but it wasn't meant to be.
Speaker 1: You're going to text fore fee box, what's ther kids
Speaker 1: name again? Flapper box or something tricky box. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: basically all I've got.
Speaker 3: You know what I thought was really cute. Before I
Speaker 3: end my birthday week, I'll acknowledge one more thing. You
Speaker 3: did an Instagram post on my actual birthday on a
Speaker 3: couple of mitches, and I was so proud at how
Speaker 3: many of our idiots noticed that I was doing the
Speaker 3: pit pulls?
Speaker 1: Did they let me check the comments the pit push?
Speaker 3: Did you not see the comments? You're just posting ghost?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 1: I posted? Am surprised I still had access to the Instagram. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: here it is. Are you good in that?
Speaker 3: Thank you? I was so worried because you took those photos. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I didn't get approval. I was like, he's going
Speaker 3: to choose the shittest one.
Speaker 1: You look, So I put my face tuned default on.
Speaker 1: So did you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, I gave you the tits teeth and too Bay?
Speaker 1: What tit teeth? And too Bay?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Puts on?
Speaker 3: A fake wig? Brightens your teeth? I thought I was
Speaker 3: having a good hair day.
Speaker 1: And left your chids.
Speaker 3: Those flowers are barely even sag. Why do I need
Speaker 3: to lift my tits? Anyway? Yeah, thanks for noticing the
Speaker 3: pit push. You're looking through all right, Hey, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: look through all right. I feel like you're a bit upsets.
Speaker 3: His name's coming up more often than not.
Speaker 1: I love all right?
Speaker 3: Eh yeah, why do you keep bringing him up? I
Speaker 3: think you've mentioned him the last few episodes in a row,
Speaker 3: whether getting his name right or not, you've still brought
Speaker 3: him up. What's going on?
Speaker 1: There? Is he?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: You missing child? You shan't be named?
Speaker 1: I haven't said much about Recently, this comedian did a
Speaker 1: viral stand up bit about Maddie a nice and that's
Speaker 1: where she is? What under thin eyes? Just gave me
Speaker 1: an idea psych what.
Speaker 3: Like Walt Disney, she's frozen?
Speaker 1: Hey, you want a conspiracy theory? Get this. You're don
Speaker 1: have a theory that Walt Disney's frozen. His head has
Speaker 1: been chopped off because he didn't want to die, so
Speaker 1: he wanted to be cryogenically kept your eye and he is.
Speaker 1: Theories that scarce people and little kids. So Disney went,
Speaker 1: we don't want people googling Walt Disney frozen. So what
Speaker 1: are they going to do? Make a movie called fro
Speaker 1: and make a movie called frozen. So when you google
Speaker 1: and frozen, when you google Walt Disney, Frozen, all that
Speaker 1: comes up Elsa, Anna, Sven and the whole cast and crew,
Speaker 1: that Motley crew. So they have hidden that in plain sight.
Speaker 1: Isn't that a great theory? I actually think it holds water.
Speaker 1: Good movie there. Lesbians allegedly el fuck are they.
Speaker 5: Looking from? No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not making that up.
Speaker 3: There's theories that who's the one that sings let it go?
Speaker 3: To hybrid their names together? No, that's else Elsie Elsie. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've heard theories that she's a lesbian. Whatever. If you
Speaker 3: did a hybrid of Mitch and Jenner Kenson, hang on,
Speaker 3: what would yours and Stephen's couple name?
Speaker 5: Ben's that funny Mitchman.
Speaker 1: No, it'd be Stevich.
Speaker 3: That sounds stitch. That's not bad.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to take his last
Speaker 1: name though, Jarmas.
Speaker 3: Why did I not know his last name too?
Speaker 1: You know what his last name is? Jarmus And he
Speaker 1: just got a dog, and guess what he didn't name it,
Speaker 1: p P Jarmas?
Speaker 3: What an idiot?
Speaker 5: What did he name it?
Speaker 1: Bambi?
Speaker 5: Bambie Jarmers.
Speaker 3: It's a cute dog. Okay, Yeah, I like Stitch. Even's
Speaker 3: quite amusing to me.
Speaker 1: Is good, although you do you Sean don't have a bull's.
Speaker 3: Name, because either way it's not looking good for us
Speaker 3: either shit chill or Morn. I like Morn. Both of
Speaker 3: them are bad.
Speaker 1: Morn is pretty cute.
Speaker 3: It's not that means you're grieving.
Speaker 5: No, that's but like m a u n.
Speaker 3: And also he gets a majority of his name and
Speaker 3: I just get a pity little m it's a nice.
Speaker 1: She chill.
Speaker 3: Well, where's the E coming from? She s a Sean
Speaker 3: chill chill, but he's s e and it's a shitch.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you guys are But yeah, speaking of which
Speaker 3: I should get coming.
Speaker 1: Did you have birthday sex?
Speaker 3: We had this podcast at least better today. That's all
Speaker 3: just two percent.
Speaker 1: Birthday sex is just take it a leave it.
Speaker 5: I reckon.
Speaker 3: This has been one of yours before. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of pressure birthday You said you don't like it.
Speaker 1: That's why I think I'm destined to be straight, because
Speaker 1: you can have spontaneous fun sex. You can kind of
Speaker 1: like have a a half maybe lock hands, look at
Speaker 1: each other and go let me just fucking get up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when you're gay, it's like, oh, the preparation of
Speaker 1: the planet kind of put it in full stuff. Do
Speaker 1: you ever feel like that?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so I do. I don't ever wish that.
Speaker 3: I'm straight. No, No, it'd be ideal if there was
Speaker 3: less adminutevolved. Sure, but you know, you gotta do what
Speaker 3: you gotta do.
Speaker 1: You take what you can get and you give what
Speaker 1: you can get.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, are we leaving? Yeah, I don't know what's happened.
Speaker 3: There's some weird energy going on. You guys have gone
Speaker 3: a bit feral and rubbing off on me. If your
Speaker 3: name's Jack, yeah.
Speaker 1: And you own own a bottle shop, the bottle shop,
Speaker 1: Jack the liquor.
Speaker 3: No, Or if you're renowned for giving really good vaginal
Speaker 3: Jack the liquor, yeah, true, yeah.
Speaker 5: And if you're good at giving vaccinations, Jack the pricker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really good yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, if you
Speaker 3: know your way around an EpiPen, Jack the pricker, or
Speaker 3: if you're a good cardiologist, Jack the ticker. I think
Speaker 3: that's been news. That's the thing with the clock thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but different different set context. Yeah, different context makes
Speaker 1: it very funny. We can't just use the same one
Speaker 1: with different context. You could just go on forever.
Speaker 3: This could just go round and round.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah. Anyway, re says Jack the Ripper, he was fucked.
Speaker 1: I believe it did moreful things in a betticoat too,
Speaker 1: serves him right, dumb bitch. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3: We'll catch you back on Monday. Yes, birtha week.
Speaker 5: Mitchell hurting others, Jack the Whipper, Oh, you.
Speaker 3: Could have gone something less dark than hurting others, like, oh,
Speaker 3: he likes rodeo and he fucking he hurds cattle, Jack
Speaker 3: the Whipper.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't want to whip the cattle.
Speaker 3: Now, you don't whip them, You just make the noise
Speaker 3: to startle them. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I know, but it was the first thing because I
Speaker 4: thought your finishings showing I had to get something in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to bring a salted Jack the
Speaker 3: Hitter fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, on that note, let's go. Thanks for listening, everyone,
Speaker 1: see you in a couple days. Bye.
Speaker 5: Is it just Me a podcast by a couple of mechas.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.