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<v Speaker 1>Got anything egg.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, open tabs.

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<v Speaker 1>We talk about the things the roundom nonsense that every

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<v Speaker 1>single day you would just chuck into your phone into Google.

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<v Speaker 1>Two recent ones for me won the recipe for Gordon

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<v Speaker 1>Ramsey's scrambled eggs. Apparently these are the best way in

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<v Speaker 1>the world to do scrambled eggs. And of the last

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days, I've been perfecting it because I love

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<v Speaker 1>scrambled eggs.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you tried it? Parats?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Chris does it and it makes the most I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know how he does it. All I know is

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<v Speaker 4>that I eat it and I love it. Apparently Gordon

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<v Speaker 4>gets that every apprentice that he has through his restaurants,

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<v Speaker 4>he will get them to do that, to cook an egg,

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<v Speaker 4>because he said that is the hardest thing to cook perfectly,

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<v Speaker 4>is the perfect egg, whether it's scrambled, poached, fried.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting. I can think of some things that are a

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<v Speaker 2>little harder.

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<v Speaker 1>Just angling my body language away from past I think

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<v Speaker 1>you just made that up.

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<v Speaker 3>I did not, No, no, no you. I believe you

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<v Speaker 3>have credit your sauce, please journalist.

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<v Speaker 1>No no no.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw it on a biography of his ones.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, this way he does it? Do in the

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<v Speaker 1>scrambled eggs. Okay, just saw it and get it. Back

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<v Speaker 1>to what we call the trade the content.

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<v Speaker 4>You can undercook it or overcook it very easily.

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<v Speaker 2>Must go out and get that bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Really anyway, how you how good Ramsey does the scrambled eggs?

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<v Speaker 1>No whisking, So you crack the eggs into the pan.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, cold pans, you do it cold. You do

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<v Speaker 1>not whisk, You stir, so you put your however eggs

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to do in. If you're doing scrambled egs

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<v Speaker 1>to two people, how many egg would you put in?

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<v Speaker 2>I got six, I would do five, three for me two.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's nice of you. It's an easy and even

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<v Speaker 3>number because there's two of us. That is how you

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<v Speaker 3>see the relationship. I believe.

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<v Speaker 1>What we call the old three two ratio growing MOI

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<v Speaker 1>you're forty, you're forty.

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<v Speaker 5>Now we are a three two ratio in heart?

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<v Speaker 3>True?

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<v Speaker 2>What food we should put into our bodies?

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<v Speaker 3>You crack them into a pan.

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<v Speaker 1>No whisking, You just stir, okay, and then what you

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<v Speaker 1>do is you do about forty seconds on the heat,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you take it off for twenty seconds off

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<v Speaker 1>the heat and then continued stirring. Put it back on

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty, off for twenty do this like three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes quite a lot a bit longer, you really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And then for the last thirty seconds you then add

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<v Speaker 1>a dollar of sour cream. Mix it in that just

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<v Speaker 1>as they're calling that stirred through brings them to.

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<v Speaker 2>This fluffiness in oil or butter.

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<v Speaker 3>I always use butter. What are you use a bit

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<v Speaker 3>butter for you?

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<v Speaker 1>And then Bianca can have oil.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I in and oil? Got some left

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<v Speaker 3>over that mankey old tesla will do you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Sit on hard boiled eggs. I've started it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right the rock.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying to get more games?

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<v Speaker 5>No, just because you can hardball a bunch of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife does this and I literally have to leave

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<v Speaker 1>the house to smell in the house.

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<v Speaker 5>Had already this morning fridge cold.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing I googled over the weekend, I was

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<v Speaker 1>watching some of the coverage. Amazing to watch just a

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<v Speaker 1>ceremony and the ancient ritual, especially after seeing the movie

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<v Speaker 1>Conclave the Pope's Funeral. By the way, that movie Conclave,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going through the roof they're now making more money

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<v Speaker 1>than when it came out, because now him was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the conclave? I keep re reading there's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be a conclaim, all right, there's a recent movie.

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<v Speaker 3>About that with Ray Fines.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels very relevant to watch.

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<v Speaker 5>I only watched it because of what's happening in.

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<v Speaker 1>Italy at this fascinating, isn't But the movie was so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is really really good. So anyway, I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>the some of the coverage of the post funeral of

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend, and throughout the coverage it's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>because it's something like that. It's not like they have

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<v Speaker 1>footy commentators. It's a lot of and the basilica here

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's whispering, like the the golf and when they're doing

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<v Speaker 1>the golf car coverage as well. But they kept saying

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<v Speaker 1>how the bishop is going to deliver the homily in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, and I can think of that. They must

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<v Speaker 1>be mistaken, dumb Assi's they mean the eudity. And I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know what's the difference between a homily and a

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<v Speaker 1>eulogy post you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know it is if you don't know, it's not reserved

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<v Speaker 4>for like more prestigious members of the church. So it's

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<v Speaker 4>similar to a eulogy, but it's also like has a

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<v Speaker 4>different tribute apprenticeship.

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<v Speaker 1>So as you're you're making the egg, you must deliver

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<v Speaker 1>a Gordon Ramsey homily.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a reserved for members of the church, like a

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<v Speaker 5>eulogy for special people.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, is that right for VIPs.

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<v Speaker 1>According to the interwebs, homily is a sermon usually given

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<v Speaker 1>by priests or religious leader that interprets the scriptures and

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<v Speaker 1>their relevance to the lives of the congregation, particularly during

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<v Speaker 1>religious services like a funeral. A eulogy, on the hound

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<v Speaker 1>is a speech given to commemorate a deceased person, focusing

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<v Speaker 1>on life accomplishments and the impact they had on others.

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<v Speaker 2>So will he get both a homily and a eulogy?

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<v Speaker 1>He just got a We're not It was a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>the guy I don't know if his name is some bishop.

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<v Speaker 3>I should actually notice run some bishop.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a beautiful homily and he was encouraging

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<v Speaker 1>all of us to be like the late Great Pope

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<v Speaker 1>and build bridges not walls.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. The Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Christian O'Connell Show here talking about the random things

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<v Speaker 1>you google on any given day over the weekend flying

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<v Speaker 1>back from the UK, had a lot of time to

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<v Speaker 1>watch movies on the flight.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I end up watching a movie I didn't realize came

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<v Speaker 1>out about eight or nine years ago, called The Accountant

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Affleck, and he's on an autistic accountant who is

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<v Speaker 1>also an assassin. It's a lot going on this movie,

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<v Speaker 1>and I loved it. It's great Tim RoHS. A new

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<v Speaker 1>one is out now, going to see it this weekend. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>during the movie, Ben Affleck is talking about how much

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<v Speaker 1>he loves this classic painting it's from the early nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of dogs playing poker? Right, He says, I love

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<v Speaker 1>this painting because I like incongruities and dogs wouldn't play poker.

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<v Speaker 1>The scene moves on, I can't move on, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking they specifically put that scene in there where Ben Efflick,

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<v Speaker 1>who relentlessly logic driven man, doesn't believe that dogs would

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<v Speaker 1>gamble or play poker. So yesterday I was driven because

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't stop thinking about it to ask chat GPT.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what actually tucked into chat GPT. If they

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<v Speaker 1>could comma, would dogs gamble and play poker? Chat GPT replied, Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>great question. Honestly, if dogs could gamble and play poker,

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<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of them totally would quite chummy.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, there chat GPT that I've got, and

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<v Speaker 1>the evidence that they present is they're reward driven. Dogs

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<v Speaker 1>are super motivated by treats, toys, praise, all forms of winning.

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<v Speaker 1>If poker had biscuits instead of chips, the steaks would

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<v Speaker 1>be very real for them. They love competition, not too

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<v Speaker 1>much stress. Some breeds like terriers or trees retrievers or

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<v Speaker 1>herding dogs love to outsmart each other, and play poker

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<v Speaker 1>would be playing for them, not life of their stress

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<v Speaker 1>like humans. Bluffing is a basic natural instinct for dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>My dogs have never bluff me. Ever seen a dog

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<v Speaker 1>pretend they didn't just knock something over. That's classic poker face.

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<v Speaker 2>So where does that leave you with his character?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Now now I think they've got it wrong. Dogs would

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<v Speaker 3>play poker.

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<v Speaker 1>I now think we need to unthink everything we previously

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<v Speaker 1>believed about dogs that they would love to play poker.

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<v Speaker 1>So pet shops and pets smart, why don't you bring

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<v Speaker 1>out a range of very small pet poker tables that

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<v Speaker 1>you can gather around down the dog park they could

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<v Speaker 1>have a little sort of poker table where.

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<v Speaker 5>When I tried to teach this radio team of humans

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<v Speaker 5>poker that night, I've never had anyone back to my

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<v Speaker 5>house from this team.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very It was great fun, but it's it

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<v Speaker 1>takes a lot of practice to know how to get

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<v Speaker 1>in the rhythm of playing poker.

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<v Speaker 5>We had too many people people there who never played

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<v Speaker 5>poker before.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was just too trick.

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<v Speaker 1>There are also two team members who are no longer

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<v Speaker 1>on this team. Not because of that, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>and chat was like Christian I sisty Fire. They's not

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<v Speaker 1>played very well. They spent arguing, but they won't argue

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<v Speaker 1>about They were arguing about the pronunciation of a ching

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<v Speaker 1>Tao beer.

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<v Speaker 3>And he might not make this up, know they really were.

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<v Speaker 2>While I was trying to describe the rules, and it's about.

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<v Speaker 3>A complicated name.

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<v Speaker 1>About what it is it the big bird? What's the

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<v Speaker 1>little token that goes from.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the big blind of the small's.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm next to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is two people going, well, I've actually been there. It

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<v Speaker 1>is pronounced. I think, can we play poker? That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I googled to say, Jack, what have you been googling.

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<v Speaker 2>I googled. First, I'm going to remind you about Fire Festival.

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<v Speaker 5>Remember the sky in the documentary put on a luxurious

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<v Speaker 5>or what he said was going to be this amazing,

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<v Speaker 5>luxurious music festival where people fly to a tropical island.

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<v Speaker 5>You have the biggest acts in the world, luxurious accommodation,

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<v Speaker 5>premium food, all that. And then people got there and

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<v Speaker 5>they're these tiny little tents cheese sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 1>Because of the documentary, wasn't there about two or three

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<v Speaker 1>years ago? That was brilliant about it.

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<v Speaker 5>He went to jail, he said, four years in prison.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I read a headline about Fire Festival too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, surely I know he's back.

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<v Speaker 2>He's bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he's trying to get funding.

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<v Speaker 2>Five festival two.

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<v Speaker 5>And his quote is that they have to win back

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<v Speaker 5>the trust of the people they let down.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually change, you win back the trust.

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<v Speaker 5>Makes it sound like, oh, one band dropped out last minute.

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<v Speaker 2>You've committed forward for hundreds and unders.

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<v Speaker 3>You did jail time. What you did was so bad

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<v Speaker 3>and in any company that goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask money for a quick Google search of that guy

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<v Speaker 1>recent Wait, he's a criminal.

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<v Speaker 3>He did four years in time. So wait, he's doing

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<v Speaker 3>the same Connage game.

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<v Speaker 2>He's coming back all he wants.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually think it is shame on the buyers this

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<v Speaker 5>second time round, and bought a ticket to five Festival two.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian Connell Show podcast