Speaker 1: Is it just real? Most of the black couple of mitches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: I didn't even drink at my own eighteenth because I'm
Speaker 2: adamant that. Oh no, I'm not going to drink when
Speaker 2: I'm an adult.
Speaker 1: It's so unnecessary. You don't need alcohol to have fun,
Speaker 1: eighteen year old, you would be so disappointed in it.
Speaker 1: No Ismui and mitual coups allow you. Ah, you we
Speaker 1: are back again.
Speaker 2: I'm still fucking ill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you haven't dropped that, have you.
Speaker 2: No, it's been over a week. Since when do flues
Speaker 2: and colds? I don't even know what it is? Since
Speaker 2: when do they stick around this long?
Speaker 1: I feel like it left and then it came back.
Speaker 1: It was gone for a few days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I felt okay, and now it's worse than it
Speaker 2: was to begin with. I'm even on antibiotics that's supposed
Speaker 2: to like stop it in its track, kick it.
Speaker 1: In the butt. Yeah, what do you have? Is it
Speaker 1: car or is it just like head cold? Yeah? Head cold?
Speaker 2: I'm all blocked. So once again, sorry if I sound
Speaker 2: disgusting on this week's episode.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, I saw throat a bit of a headache,
Speaker 1: all that stuff. So this is gonna be great. But
Speaker 1: you look good. You still look tan. I'm not convinced
Speaker 1: that you're being honest with me when you say you
Speaker 1: don't tan, because you were so broud.
Speaker 2: I haven't tanned in ages.
Speaker 1: Something's going on with you. You got jaundice or something. Maybe
Speaker 1: we need to get a blood test.
Speaker 2: Is that the thing that makes it go yellow?
Speaker 1: I think like a yeah, like an orange tinge.
Speaker 2: Well, this definitely isn't jawnice. I hope it's not fucking jaundice.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, imagine you.
Speaker 1: You don't sound that sick though, you really don't.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound all right. Don't be so hard. I
Speaker 1: just sound a bit blocked, that's all. Yeah, you do.
Speaker 1: Everyone everyone's got it at the moment though, Yeah, literally everyone.
Speaker 1: I had it for a bit, like it was one
Speaker 1: of those things that I had for like two nights
Speaker 1: and then it went away and then it must be nice. Yeah. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm depressed, but I've got a strug immune system. I canhall.
Speaker 1: We're both in the wars, aren't we. It's just like
Speaker 1: what we spoke about last week, how much do you
Speaker 1: have at a fifty? Oh?
Speaker 2: Instead of fifty to fifty. Yeah, I'm a fucking nine.
Speaker 2: Like I'm nothing today.
Speaker 1: I've got about forty. Oh, it's roughout. Forty nine is great.
Speaker 2: Between the two of us, we haven't even reached fifty.
Speaker 2: It's not even a pass.
Speaker 1: Wells not here either. She'd bring one, so that would
Speaker 1: at least get us to fifty. Jenna, she's not with us.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god. This is our last episode before a
Speaker 2: little bit of a mid year break. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 2: believe that we're already mid year. By the way, that
Speaker 2: in itself is a little bit how did that happen?
Speaker 1: Sad? Isn't it the week?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wild, but yeah, you're off on holidays, so
Speaker 2: we're having a couple of weeks off the podcast and
Speaker 2: it feels like I'm going to need some solid rests.
Speaker 2: So it couldn't have come at a better time. But
Speaker 2: then we'll be back after a couple of weeks. Good good, Yeah,
Speaker 2: And it is that time of year we should be
Speaker 2: doing an annual Talkback Things episode. You decided it was
Speaker 2: annuals Talkback Things Live, I should say as it is.
Speaker 1: It's the one episode that is purely live, so you
Speaker 1: can listen live. You can call in live.
Speaker 2: We're on Facebook Live and it's like a talk back
Speaker 2: radio show. The phone lines are open, so we'll deal
Speaker 2: with that when we're back from our break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's something we'll let you know all the
Speaker 1: details that's going to be happening. We got a haircut, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did get a haircut. I thought there was something different.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I got haircut. I was feeling sad. Always
Speaker 1: makes me feel better when I get a haircut. Oh
Speaker 1: really yeah, Well now I'm on the meat market. You know,
Speaker 1: I've got to really look my best I had haircut
Speaker 1: yesterday as well, but it's both did not.
Speaker 2: It's so groomed.
Speaker 1: Turn your head.
Speaker 2: It's obviously you're not going to know as much difference.
Speaker 2: My hair is so long. Look, you can't tell.
Speaker 1: Is this a trip? Did they take any length off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little bit or the split ends and
Speaker 2: whatever they are good?
Speaker 1: Do they layer it or whatever?
Speaker 2: I don't know, And I didn't trust him. I've been
Speaker 2: seeing the same hair dress for years. By the way,
Speaker 2: can I tell you the most random fucking story from
Speaker 2: when I have my haircut? So I've been seeing the
Speaker 2: same hairdresser for like years and years. His name's Francesco.
Speaker 2: He's like this really eccentric Italian gay man. He's absolutely good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And he's in Five Dock. I haven't lived there for ages,
Speaker 2: but I don't want anyone else cut in my hair.
Speaker 1: So after all these years, I still drive back to
Speaker 1: Five Docks. You travel because he's that good? Yeah? Or
Speaker 1: is he that good? Is just habit?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because you know he'll just do it right. You don't
Speaker 1: want to have to have a bit of brace.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, I just like him, so I'm happy to go.
Speaker 1: I like French.
Speaker 2: I don't want anyone else touching me hair.
Speaker 1: You've spoken about Francesco before.
Speaker 2: Have I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sure I have. But anyway, I've known him
Speaker 2: for years and yesterday we're just chatting while he cuts
Speaker 2: my hair, and he says, oh, have you got any
Speaker 2: trips coming up? Anything planned? And I said, oh, nah,
Speaker 2: I've just had four weekends away almost in a row,
Speaker 2: so I'm bloody naked. I know it's very first well
Speaker 2: problem of me, but I've had so many weekends away
Speaker 2: and I'm bloody naked. So I just need to be
Speaker 2: a hermit for a little while. And he goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: where'd you go, and I said, I went to U
Speaker 2: LaRue that was lovely, and Francesco says, oh, I hated
Speaker 2: all of rout when I was there. And I said,
Speaker 2: really why and he goes, oh it was when I.
Speaker 1: Was there with the Wiggles. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I said, beg your pardon, what do you mean name drop?
Speaker 2: And he goes, when I was Captain feather Sword. I said,
Speaker 2: what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He goes, you know the pirates. I know who Captain
Speaker 2: feather Sword is, mate, trust me, but what are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Was Captain feather Sword for nine years. Shit, it's like
Speaker 2: what I've known you for years?
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you lead with that? Bring it up that
Speaker 1: you're Captain feather Sword.
Speaker 2: That's a flex, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's like your local barista being Dorothy the fucking Dinosaur
Speaker 1: and mentioning it wags the dog, yeah, and just never
Speaker 1: bringing it up. Wait was his face? I can't picture
Speaker 1: of Captain feathersord. Is it a mask? Is it a head?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing I did say to him. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to google this later. I want to
Speaker 2: see photos of you. And then that's when he sort
Speaker 2: of admitted, well, another guy played Captain Featherstword on the television,
Speaker 2: in the DVDs and all that, but when they went
Speaker 2: on tour and did live shows, like when they went
Speaker 2: to Ularu, he would be Captain Feathersword on the tours,
Speaker 2: but not on the TV. But he did other bits
Speaker 2: and pieces on the TV, like he was one of
Speaker 2: their dances. He played Santo or something wow in the Wiggles.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, again, it doesn't matter if you're Captain
Speaker 2: Feathersword's understudy. If if I was fucking one of the
Speaker 2: tiers on the Big Red Car, I'd be telling everyone
Speaker 2: totally anything Wiggles related on my CV, wouldn't you brag?
Speaker 1: Just for the fun of it. I've googled him? Now,
Speaker 1: what did you google Captain Feathersword?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hod and bring it up on the screen if you
Speaker 2: look up. I don't know, maybe Franco the Wiggles Captain Feathersword.
Speaker 1: That's Farco.
Speaker 2: You need an A and an N in there, Frco,
Speaker 2: are you fucked?
Speaker 1: Sorry? It's it's a delayed. Here we go. Franco TERRELLI,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's him. Oh my goodness, I'm on
Speaker 1: a wiggle Pedia.
Speaker 2: Look at it, wiggle Peodi, who knew that was a thing.
Speaker 1: Franco Terrelly Board nineteen seventy six is one of the
Speaker 1: one of the people, isn't it. What the fuck? Oh God,
Speaker 1: look at him. So does he still do it? No,
Speaker 1: he's retired for the feather is.
Speaker 2: Down, definitely. But I just couldn't believe he slipped it
Speaker 2: into conversations so casually, like, oh, yeah, I went to
Speaker 2: Ulaury when I was Captain Feathersaw for nine years, and
Speaker 2: then we did the maths and I went and saw
Speaker 2: The Wiggles live at the park's ex Services Club. No,
Speaker 2: when I was a child, like probably before kindergarten, and
Speaker 2: we did the maths and figured out that, yeah, I
Speaker 2: would have seen him perform.
Speaker 1: How weird is that as a child. No, I'm boring you.
Speaker 2: I yawned in my face, you rudas.
Speaker 1: No, I did not at you. Look at the the
Speaker 1: top comment on Wikipedia on Franco Terrelli's pages. I wonder
Speaker 1: what Franco Terrelli looks like.
Speaker 2: Now I can tell you he looks exactly the same.
Speaker 2: It's a bit more salt and peppery gray hair.
Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, that is so he's gorgeous. How random is
Speaker 1: that? That's so funny. I wonder how you get gigs like that.
Speaker 1: They'd be such a cushy gig, like good money, you
Speaker 1: just have to energetic.
Speaker 2: How do you just end up as the understudy Captain
Speaker 2: feathersor Yeah, fucking weird? Is that?
Speaker 1: I'd be such a good Dorothy.
Speaker 2: Did Dorothy have lines or anything?
Speaker 1: No, she just waffles on and wobbles around. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: like Humphrey be Bear. I'd be a great character that
Speaker 1: just has to wear a mask.
Speaker 2: I remember a few years ago one of my friends,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I should tell this story, do it,
Speaker 2: but one of my friends with my housemaid at the time,
Speaker 2: actually on Marty Grand Not he brought home someone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was just a hookup. And apparently he asked
Speaker 2: this guy's name, and he wouldn't tell him because he
Speaker 2: was being really secretive.
Speaker 1: About who he was, right discreet maybe yes.
Speaker 2: And when he went to the bathroom, my housemate checked
Speaker 2: his ID and he googled him and he was like
Speaker 2: in the week, not one of the Wiggles, but one
Speaker 2: of the supporting cast members sort of things. Wow, And
Speaker 2: I was still working here breakfast radio hours. I got
Speaker 2: up at like three or four am and they were
Speaker 2: still awake. They'd even gone to bed. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: hi mate, I'm much nice to meet you. I didn't
Speaker 2: realize it was one of the bloody Wiggles cast members.
Speaker 1: Did they Did he leave in his big red card?
Speaker 1: Did he have an old big red card?
Speaker 2: Well that he was keeping it under wrapped?
Speaker 1: Who he was? Now? I know? Yeah? Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: He would dirty talking like that language that they use?
Speaker 2: What language of the Wiggles?
Speaker 1: You know what they just talk as? If you know
Speaker 1: on Dora how they asked rhetorical questions and wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want me to fuck you harder? Oh? God,
Speaker 1: speaker quite hard there? Did you just make better? Yes?
Speaker 1: Sounded good? That didn't it? God?
Speaker 2: Dora is the most irritating fucking kids. However, absolutely Anyway,
Speaker 2: enough Wiggles talk.
Speaker 1: Let's wiggle on through to the show. If it's your
Speaker 1: first time listening, welcome to Is It Just Me? Every
Speaker 1: week we start the show the same with something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I
Speaker 1: don't know Mitch's. We also have an is It just You?
Speaker 1: So you get your chance to have an edgem of
Speaker 1: your line. Per usual, you win a prize if you
Speaker 1: come on the show. Also on the way, I have
Speaker 1: an I can't don't have had to what this into words, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I have a very hectic breakup story. We've already heard
Speaker 1: your no, it's not mine, it's not mine. However, this
Speaker 1: breakup story I was messaged by a listener after hearing
Speaker 1: me in the last few weeks and my breakup, and
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, in solidarity to make me feel better, you know,
Speaker 1: because sometimes you can't see the light at the end
Speaker 1: of the tunnel.
Speaker 2: But should we do that a little bit later in
Speaker 2: the episode, because I don't want this to be another
Speaker 2: breakup episode.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be the third breakup episode. But let
Speaker 1: me tell you, this puts my breakup to shame. And
Speaker 1: this is a Netflix series waiting to happen, this breakup. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's the story that hectic it is. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say good because it's quite traumatic and there's twists and
Speaker 1: turns in every corner. But it's we're going to get
Speaker 1: it exclusively before Netflix does. That's my hope.
Speaker 2: You're that confident it's going to become a Netflix special.
Speaker 1: Are you're gonna fucking love it. Yeah, it's amazing. So
Speaker 1: that at the end, Shit, would you like to go
Speaker 1: first with my as?
Speaker 3: It just me?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm all over the shop today.
Speaker 1: Have you had some culdural Do you want some manager
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 2: I actually ran out of culdroal this morning, so I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to get some more on the way home.
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly? This isn't mine
Speaker 2: for the week. But I just hate being sick when
Speaker 2: I live alone, because there's I just when I'm sick
Speaker 2: more than ever, I just crave nurturing, like the same
Speaker 2: way that your mother might have looked after you when
Speaker 2: you were home sick from school. I hate having offend
Speaker 2: for myself when I'm sick. Any other time of day,
Speaker 2: any other time of year. Fine, independence love it, but
Speaker 2: there's something about being sick that I'm like, I just
Speaker 2: want someone to look after me.
Speaker 1: Where on earth is Shorn when you need him?
Speaker 2: Well, we don't live together at the moment.
Speaker 1: I know what the moment, Oh announcement that interesting.
Speaker 2: Selfishly, he's not looking after me tonight. He's looking after
Speaker 2: his fucking advanced dementor grandmother. So I feel like she
Speaker 2: kind of takes the cake. Who needs more looking after
Speaker 2: shee pull's ranked?
Speaker 1: She does? She does, and I'm aware of that. Not
Speaker 1: the same level of sickness. I think, oh god, she
Speaker 1: needs more.
Speaker 2: Than quadr Imagine me being like, ditch her and come
Speaker 2: look after me like what a dog.
Speaker 1: That would be shocking.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, my is illness related?
Speaker 1: I suppose. Yeah, let's go, let's jump in. Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 2: Air results fucking outstanding?
Speaker 1: What do you mean explain more air results?
Speaker 2: Anything in a can? The in spray, Oh, the sort
Speaker 2: of thing you have to declare before you get on
Speaker 2: a flight.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, air results. I haven't really sat down to
Speaker 1: think about how much I admire them. I think I
Speaker 1: probably take them for granted. It's very cool technology.
Speaker 2: I just prefer air resols in any situation.
Speaker 1: Olive oil.
Speaker 2: I'm not pointed on the pan. I'm getting the air resole.
Speaker 2: I'm spraying it on. And just the other day when
Speaker 2: I was at the chemist picking up my antibiotics for
Speaker 2: my sickness, at the moment, I stumbled across aerosol pain
Speaker 2: relief spray. So you know how you might put dankarab
Speaker 2: or tiger balm volta, any sort of pain relief gel
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, you know how you'd normally rub that.
Speaker 1: On and it gets hot? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I've got the aerosol equivalent now, and I'm fucking obsessed.
Speaker 2: I've brought them with me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: There's one for heating and one for cooling. I'm like
Speaker 2: a bloody spray on ice pack. The other ones red,
Speaker 2: and give me the red one. Does it work with
Speaker 2: mental health? Can I just put spray this into my head?
Speaker 2: On your forehead? I am obsessed with it.
Speaker 1: Pain away, fought heat, joint and muscle pain relief. Spray
Speaker 1: topic gots a lot of words on it.
Speaker 2: Because I've got the aches and pains, and because I've
Speaker 2: always got a bit of a bun shoulder and a
Speaker 2: bun neck. I just I've become a little bit addicted.
Speaker 2: I'm spraying these on all day, every day. And the
Speaker 2: best part is that, unlike voltain or something that you
Speaker 2: might rub in, I don't have to wash my hands
Speaker 2: after just spray and guy.
Speaker 1: So hot on what do I do? I just sprayed
Speaker 1: on a body part and rub.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or you don't even have to rub? Ooh okay,
Speaker 2: why are you rubbing?
Speaker 1: I told you not to sorry, okay, So it's just
Speaker 1: sitting like that. Yeah, all right, and it heats up.
Speaker 2: Are you feeling it heat up?
Speaker 1: No, not yet.
Speaker 2: I will put it on the back of your neck
Speaker 2: or something. Put it somewhere that is actually sore.
Speaker 1: It's heating there you go. Oh, it's activated, isn't it odd?
Speaker 1: But I love it. It sounds like a massage parlor.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm gonna put the cooling one on my neck. Okay, ah, instant,
Speaker 2: it's cooling me down. It feels like I've got an
Speaker 2: ice pack on my neck.
Speaker 1: It really, it's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Try the cold one on the back of your neck.
Speaker 1: In a microwave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you spray the heating on your head?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? That one's way more impressive, isn't it.
Speaker 1: The cool one. It's like there's a direct air convent
Speaker 1: on the back of my neck. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 2: I just spray it on my ankles and stuff. When
Speaker 2: my ankle's getting a bit clicky.
Speaker 1: I try that too. Yep.
Speaker 2: So I'm here for the aerosols. I fucking prefer aerosols
Speaker 2: in any way, shape or form it comes. People who
Speaker 2: use roll on deodorant make me sick. I prefer the
Speaker 2: aerosol sunscreen, like you know, spray it on rubb it.
Speaker 2: I know you still get it on your hands, but
Speaker 2: it's just the novelty of the aerosol. Y'all slept on aerosolts.
Speaker 2: I'm in my aerosol era.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's impressive. Yeah, it is, okay, class
Speaker 1: it is that. Oh man, my mic.
Speaker 2: Smells of deep yeah, and it smells gold, just doesn't it.
Speaker 1: It does smell good. What other aerosols are there? Olive oil, aerosols?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how you just spray it on the
Speaker 2: pan before you cook chicken or whatever. Yeah, I find
Speaker 2: that way more easy than you know, putting a tablesmoth
Speaker 2: of olive oil in the pan. Then you have to
Speaker 2: heat it up and like try and distribute it even.
Speaker 1: When you get less. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I started spraying the spray on olive oil just
Speaker 2: onto my salads and shit and then a bit of
Speaker 2: dressing and toss it around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's good. Fuck all right, Well, aerosols.
Speaker 2: I've got so many in here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was devastated.
Speaker 2: At the airport the other day they confiscated my dry
Speaker 2: shampoop because they don't have a fucking lid. Why are
Speaker 2: they so precious about aerosols on flights.
Speaker 1: I think the captains get scared of it because you
Speaker 1: could spray them in the eyes.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't know if I'm going to go to
Speaker 2: prison for this, but I've not used airplane mode on
Speaker 2: a flight for possibly five years.
Speaker 1: Mitchel, you have to why that's what happened to that
Speaker 1: missing sub You gotta be so careful too soon. Well,
Speaker 1: we don't know. There's the time of recording. They've still
Speaker 1: got plenty.
Speaker 2: Of air how much os if they got left at
Speaker 2: the time of record. We're talking about the Titanic subsathing
Speaker 2: that went missing.
Speaker 1: Six hours six hour. Oh my god, that is so stressful.
Speaker 1: There's also no toilet really yeah, it's just an ice
Speaker 1: cream tub. It's really bad. I'm really into this and condolence.
Speaker 2: Was it like a tourist group that went.
Speaker 1: There were billionaires. They all paid two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand US dollars for the trip, eight hour trip, and
Speaker 1: then an hour in they lost contact.
Speaker 2: So they're not like right at the bottom of the
Speaker 2: ocean where the Titanic is.
Speaker 1: No, yes, it's sunk down to the bottom. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gone. It's gone because there are apparently six different
Speaker 1: ways for it. I've done the research. I've seen nine
Speaker 1: different tiktoks, all telling the same story. But every time
Speaker 1: I'm shocked at it. You know, it's controlled by an
Speaker 1: off brand Amazon PlayStation controller. That's how via Bluetooth.
Speaker 2: There's a PlayStation way more in depth with this than
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, Mitchell, you know what. There's not
Speaker 1: even a window. They don't see the actual Titanic. There's
Speaker 1: LCD screens in the sub which a four K camera
Speaker 1: projects the image back inside the sub. So they're going
Speaker 1: all that way down and they don't even actually see
Speaker 1: it with their own eyes.
Speaker 2: Imagine if they fucking didn't go anywhere near the Titanic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they just had pre recorded generic footage on the screen.
Speaker 2: They said, Yeah, No, that's it. It's right in front
Speaker 2: of us.
Speaker 1: I swear. It's pretty horrific, to be honest, for these
Speaker 1: poor people to be stuck at the bottom of the
Speaker 1: ocean with no one to save them. But you know,
Speaker 1: eat the reach. They say they're billionaires. That's what they say,
Speaker 1: is everyone's saying, in my opinion, but that's what people saying.
Speaker 1: Hold on that note, power to the aerosol.
Speaker 2: There's even some aerosol hand santaitizing right in front of me.
Speaker 1: Yes, there is.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 2: How much better is that than normal hand instant of time?
Speaker 1: No, I'm with your aerosol everything. You know what should
Speaker 1: be next? Aerosol vaccinations instead of needles. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Your body just absorbs it. Imagine just applying the COVID
Speaker 1: vaccine in your arm because your umpit's absorbit Just sprain
Speaker 1: it in your pits or you're groin. That would be
Speaker 1: handy or under your tongue, oh my god, like rescue remedy.
Speaker 2: It's like the nicotine supplement. You spray that under your tongue.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did.
Speaker 2: If you could do that just for your flu jab
Speaker 2: Do you think.
Speaker 1: That's the future? Just food will be aerosols?
Speaker 2: I hope not lobsters or draw the line there. I
Speaker 2: love an air of soul, but I'm not having that
Speaker 2: in lieu of the meal.
Speaker 1: Imagine if that was just a Master Chef mystery box.
Speaker 1: One week, they just pull open the brown box and
Speaker 1: it's just a can of rex owner it's actually a cake.
Speaker 1: That'd be awful. All right, Well, no power to you, Mitch,
Speaker 1: in the back of my neck is freezing cold. Yeah,
Speaker 1: told you it's good ship. It's kind of burning.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not supposed to happen. This is the cooling one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's so cold it's hot. Is that
Speaker 1: not one?
Speaker 2: N damnon' I don't know. I told you my brain.
Speaker 1: To pass out.
Speaker 2: I've got like a bit of a headache right at
Speaker 2: the front, you know, behind the eyes.
Speaker 1: If only you had some pain relief that you could
Speaker 1: spray directly onto your forehead.
Speaker 2: Oh surely that's not going to be a good idea, right,
Speaker 2: would I do the cold spray or the heat spray?
Speaker 1: I think cold? No, I think heat helps with my grains,
Speaker 1: that's it. Yeah, because it opens the blood vessels, so
Speaker 1: it gets more blood to the area.
Speaker 2: This could be a really bad idea.
Speaker 1: Close your eyes, Mitchell, went in your eyes?
Speaker 2: No they didn't be sure? Well, yeah, because I'm not
Speaker 2: feeling it. I'm the one with the eyes, mate, I.
Speaker 1: Can kind of see it on your eyes.
Speaker 2: Oh that's oh god, no, because it's like deep eating.
Speaker 2: So now that I've sprayed it on my forehead, it's
Speaker 2: making me cry, makes it take a tissue.
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was a dreadful idea. What have you
Speaker 1: done to me? I'm more meant your forehead, not your
Speaker 1: I did do it at my forehead, got your face.
Speaker 2: It's like I've just smeared vixed vapor rub under my
Speaker 2: eyes and now I'm crying and I'm trying to Now
Speaker 2: I'm crying.
Speaker 1: Oh you're like me the last two episodes. Fuck? Are
Speaker 1: you all right? He is crying? You're actually emotionally I'm fine.
Speaker 2: I've just got watering ice because I've sprayed fucking aerosoles
Speaker 2: on my forehead.
Speaker 1: All right? Should I do my agent? Take your mind
Speaker 1: off things? Yeah? All right, here we go? Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Is there something oddly empowering about moving in
Speaker 1: with your parents at twenty seven? Mm?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm about to baby, I'm moving back home Mum
Speaker 1: and dad, Mumma, Jury, Mark and Michelle, little baby Rachie
Speaker 1: who's twenty three. Now he's not a baby.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna look for a place on
Speaker 2: your own now that you're single, Are you just gonna
Speaker 2: has nothing tickle your fancy yet?
Speaker 1: So things have tickled my fancy? Well, nothing's tickle my
Speaker 1: fancy in that way. Yeah, I still too sad. But however,
Speaker 1: I was looking the rental market is insane. I just
Speaker 1: am also just too. I don't like being alone at
Speaker 1: the moment. It's too sad. Yeah, okay, no, I get that.
Speaker 1: Like it's I mean still in that point where I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about it a lot, thinking about him a lot,
Speaker 1: and being alone. We have a house together, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we started twelve monthly is in March. That
Speaker 1: was a dumb idea. Sadly, so we have to break
Speaker 1: the lease. It's currently a cluster fuck. We're like splitting
Speaker 1: our assets. We live in this giant house. I'm living
Speaker 1: in it alone. He's living with his mum. So it's
Speaker 1: like I'm just reminded of our life every time I
Speaker 1: go back to the house. Oh it's nice. You're getting
Speaker 1: emotional for me, thanks so much for Christ's like I'm.
Speaker 2: Crying over my situation, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: So I decided I go home every night and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so sad.
Speaker 2: I'm in the bed that we shared and I miss
Speaker 2: here with.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go home for three four months,
Speaker 1: five twelve, eighteen months max five years, and I will
Speaker 1: save money and I will heal properly because I just
Speaker 1: know if I get my own place, which I love
Speaker 1: to do, I'll decorate it. I'll put the money in
Speaker 1: the time, and I'll get there and i'll distract myself
Speaker 1: and I'll sit down and i'll go where like, I
Speaker 1: don't have anyone. There's just no one to love, and
Speaker 1: I haven't healed through the process. So I want to
Speaker 1: go home and heal.
Speaker 2: Yea, it'll be nice to have your family around.
Speaker 1: I guess I love my family.
Speaker 2: You know they'll be doting on Oh, some doting would
Speaker 2: be fantastic. You eventually move out after moving back in
Speaker 2: with your parents. Have you thought about getting a house mate,
Speaker 2: because maybe you're not suited to living alone. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying you're not, just something to think about it.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm currently going through. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want. I don't like living alone. It's awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's also because you're living alone in the
Speaker 2: house with all the memories with the exit, so that's
Speaker 2: a little bit different.
Speaker 1: I think I'm built for a house mate, you know me.
Speaker 1: We got a lunch and the waitress as for our
Speaker 1: order and I go bye. How Yeah, how old have
Speaker 1: you worked here?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe you'd be suited to a house mate. That's another
Speaker 2: milestone that you've not experienced that I have. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: had many different housemates over the years.
Speaker 1: True West, Oh my god, we can have. We discussed
Speaker 1: this on the show, but we are completely swapping lives.
Speaker 1: I know it's bizarre, but it's just so funny that
Speaker 1: now I get done, I'm the one who's going to
Speaker 1: go on the dates and tell those ridiculous stories. I'm
Speaker 1: living with my parents. How do I bring people home
Speaker 1: to my parents? How well you should have thought.
Speaker 2: About that before you decided to move back in with
Speaker 2: your fucking parents. My ownly concern is that you're in
Speaker 2: your social era, but you'll just not come to anything
Speaker 2: because you're like, oh, the SHI is too far, The
Speaker 2: SHI is too far. People at the SHI. I hate commuting.
Speaker 1: Now, but I thing is like I've lived before, Hayden.
Speaker 1: You know, I can drive. I can drive from the
Speaker 1: Shire to wherever I need to be. I love driving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: okay with that, And to be honest, like I'm twenty
Speaker 1: eight in September. I want to get to that milestone.
Speaker 1: I want to be good and I want to get
Speaker 1: my own place after that. Oh like bye, oh man, no,
Speaker 1: I mean, god, not in this economy.
Speaker 2: Sough to not till septeb Me you're going to start
Speaker 2: looking for another rental?
Speaker 1: Well, it's basically July August, September. That's three months.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that makes sense. That's fairy.
Speaker 1: Where's the year going? It's so sad, sounds so old?
Speaker 1: I know, are you actually crying now? I can't work?
Speaker 1: And if you crow? Okay, no, I've just it's making
Speaker 1: my eyes water. Is your head it gone? No, that's worse.
Speaker 2: Imagine like literally imagine getting deepeat and putting it under
Speaker 2: your eyelids. Like That's what I'm going through right now.
Speaker 1: I've got on the back of my neck, in the
Speaker 1: back of my palm. I'm really liking it though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good. Shit, I told you, well, I think I'll
Speaker 1: be okay, do you think. I mean, I've never lived
Speaker 1: with my parents as an adult. I feel it'll be good.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you've got the opportunity to save money, sure,
Speaker 2: why not? I mean, if my parents didn't live seven
Speaker 2: hours away in the middle of nowhere in bloody Bogan
Speaker 2: Gate on a farm, it might be an option I'd consider.
Speaker 1: But I don't think that's going to work for me.
Speaker 1: If they lived in the Sydney area and you were
Speaker 1: in a situation like I am, where it could happen
Speaker 1: and you could save money, would you do it?
Speaker 2: I mean, it would definitely be nice to have the option.
Speaker 2: So if that's what you want to do, I can
Speaker 2: totally understand the appeal.
Speaker 1: I've got such a split response. I've got two friends too,
Speaker 1: like camps of friends. Ones like do whatever you want,
Speaker 1: whatever makes you happy, heal and be, be the mitually love.
Speaker 1: Then another group of friends are like, no, get your
Speaker 1: own place, enter your your slight error.
Speaker 2: And I can't see that happening anytime.
Speaker 1: I know I could, who knows.
Speaker 2: I just don't want you to accidentally get stuck in
Speaker 2: your comfort zone, that's all. But if it's only a
Speaker 2: short term thing, then yeah, I don't. I don't see
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 1: I've never been this far out of my comfort zone
Speaker 1: at the moment.
Speaker 2: I know. That's what and that's why I'm like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I hope he's not retreating back into his comfort zone.
Speaker 1: I've been great. We've been gay clubbing twice in the
Speaker 1: last three weeks.
Speaker 2: I know, fantastic. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. That
Speaker 2: you'll end up having Friday night at home with the
Speaker 2: parents instead.
Speaker 1: Put me in an uber and I'll be fine.
Speaker 2: My shout, bullshit, I'm not putting it.
Speaker 1: You're an adult. We'll put it on the iGEM card.
Speaker 1: It's a tax right off. We just spoke about it.
Speaker 1: We can claim it on tax. Who was to the shire.
Speaker 2: Sleeping in your old childhood bedroom and everything?
Speaker 1: No, because this isn't my childhood house. This is my team,
Speaker 1: which makes it easier. But I got rid of the bed.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't sleep in that bed. I got
Speaker 1: a new Koala mattress thanks to Kohala, the new Soulmate mattress.
Speaker 1: It's a real salt in the wound that. They're like, Hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: we'd love to give you a new mattress on your
Speaker 1: new Era. Thanks it's called the soul Mate. Oh dear,
Speaker 1: the soul Mate mattress. But there's only one person sleeping
Speaker 1: in it. How am I? Ronnie? Now I've got to
Speaker 1: sleep on the soul Mate mattress. They're like, we know
Speaker 1: you're so loved up. We'll give you a king. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's just are you getting the King?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm getting the King. I get the king Koala, once
Speaker 1: you go king, you know.
Speaker 2: I've only just upgraded a queen.
Speaker 1: Oh really, all right, we'll have your queen era and
Speaker 1: then you can king out later on. Yeah, we have
Speaker 1: summer parties in the shy with me? What really in
Speaker 1: your parents' place? Mitt? Can you ask your mom if
Speaker 1: I can come for a sleepover?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 1: Can you call Mitch's mum and ask if you can
Speaker 1: stay the night?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's play murder in the dark.
Speaker 1: Oh nood or clothed? What? Sorry? Why did your head
Speaker 1: go to new Is it just that's enough of these two?
Speaker 1: Look now let's hear and is it just you? All right?
Speaker 1: Time for an Is it just you? Your chance to
Speaker 1: get on the show and have an iGEM of your own,
Speaker 1: something that you have noticed, something that you hate or appreciate. Mitch,
Speaker 1: is your brain fright enough to read out that number? Oh?
Speaker 1: Here we go?
Speaker 2: I have to do everything? Oh for one two seven
Speaker 2: one two nine two?
Speaker 1: Yeah with the text your brains work and you're fine.
Speaker 2: Or to slide into our dms A couple of Mitches
Speaker 2: on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ah, the text Text is fun. Text is how
Speaker 1: we got Kate from to Woomba. Hello, Kad Kate, Hey.
Speaker 3: How you going?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: All the better for hearing your voice style and I'm
Speaker 2: fucking cooked today.
Speaker 1: Mitch is not well?
Speaker 3: Oh not again.
Speaker 1: I know you never got over it though, Kate. It's
Speaker 1: it's the same sickness Linger it is. It just hasn't
Speaker 1: left him. How long have you been listening to the show? Kate?
Speaker 3: Probably post like COVID lockdown around that era.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of joined in.
Speaker 2: Yeah you've been about a while now. Yeah, a little
Speaker 2: bit cool.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the fan Cake. Well, we'll get Bradley to
Speaker 1: count you in and hit us with your og im Okay, awesome?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Why the fucker pigeon holes called pigeon holes?
Speaker 1: Brilliant call. I've never thought of that. I've always thought that.
Speaker 2: I have thought that many times before, and now you.
Speaker 1: Think about it, all we're doing is putting letters inside
Speaker 1: the anus of a pigeon.
Speaker 2: I don't think I thought it means Jenna, can you?
Speaker 1: Oh wait? And now she didn't do everything myself.
Speaker 2: I'm googling why pigeon holes called pigeonholes? It's it's where
Speaker 2: I haven't even heard that terminology you since school?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, Well, pigeonhole we've got a pigeonhole here
Speaker 1: at the radio station. They're just yeah, I've got my
Speaker 1: own pigeon hole downstairs at the reception. Oh right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: When I get packages any they pop it in a
Speaker 1: little pigeonhole. Okay. So yeah, pigeonholes are like it's a
Speaker 1: wall with different sized but they're all the same sized boxes.
Speaker 2: It's like a bookcase in a way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like a bookshelf. You're right. Do you
Speaker 1: have them at work, Katie?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we've got them.
Speaker 5: And I was just about to put something in for
Speaker 5: a coworker to leave it for it, and I was like, well,
Speaker 5: I'm fuck.
Speaker 3: Are these called pigeon holes? Where did that come from?
Speaker 2: And thought, yeah, you guys good. And it says the
Speaker 2: term pigeonhole has been around since at least the late
Speaker 2: fifteen hundreds, and at the time was used to describe
Speaker 2: a small recess for pigeons to nest in, So it's
Speaker 2: like a little bird box that literal pigeons were chilling.
Speaker 2: But then we've kind of appropriated it to use it
Speaker 2: as like a paper tray.
Speaker 1: I spose got it, so it's not the whole of
Speaker 1: a pigeon.
Speaker 2: No, it's not it's not a pigeon's whole hole. It's
Speaker 2: a pigeonhole, the hole for a pigeon.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: I remember when I like, I was one of those
Speaker 2: kids that moved schools. Yeah, when I was ten, and
Speaker 2: I never in my life heard the phrase pigeon hole.
Speaker 2: Then I got to this new school and they were like, yep,
Speaker 2: here's your pigeon hole. I was like, motherfucking what, my what?
Speaker 2: I'd never heard it in my life. Isn't that such
Speaker 2: a bizarre name for it.
Speaker 1: You probably thought you were going to Hogwarts getting yourself
Speaker 1: an owl. You're like, where's my pigeon?
Speaker 2: I was like, headwig where I was thinking.
Speaker 5: I was like, maybe was it from back in the day,
Speaker 5: like where you used to give a pigeon a letter
Speaker 5: to send her the mail and it's just be.
Speaker 2: Like a homing pigeon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you found the answer so I can sleep
Speaker 3: out tonight.
Speaker 1: No, it's debunked. Hope you weren't losing sleep over.
Speaker 2: That pigeon hole is up there with terminology like witch's hat. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never heard that until I moved to this new
Speaker 2: school when I was ten. I always it's called it
Speaker 2: a cone, but now it's a witch's hat.
Speaker 1: Or a zebra crossing.
Speaker 2: And they started referring to the Ashfelt as bitchamen, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, why do they speak a different
Speaker 2: language at this school? I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitchmin and Ashfeld. Why do we have all these
Speaker 1: different names for the same things?
Speaker 2: I know? And then one teacher starts fucking throwing around
Speaker 2: quadrangle and I'm like, the what the what you mean
Speaker 2: the bitchmen?
Speaker 1: Oh country schools? Hah. Yeah, all right, Katie, thanks for
Speaker 1: listening to the show. DM price Keeper Jenner, and we'll
Speaker 1: get your prize out. Okay, awesome.
Speaker 3: Is she back on her game yet for price Keeping?
Speaker 2: No? No, she's not here this week once again, so
Speaker 2: she didn't turn up.
Speaker 3: Oh I will keep my expectations, lou then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, send it to the couple images Instagram, don't. Dmjen
Speaker 2: thank you very much, thanks for listening to you.
Speaker 1: Blease you you can get in touch to slide into
Speaker 1: the DMS. She is sweet, wasn't she.
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did enjoy that because I have always wondered,
Speaker 2: what the fuck why do they call it that?
Speaker 1: It's so stupid?
Speaker 2: Never wondered enough to google it until now. But here
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you googled pigeonhole then did images, if
Speaker 1: you'd actually get the behind of a pigeon. Surely not,
Speaker 1: let me try.
Speaker 2: Oh God, when you look up pigeonholes, it looks disgusting.
Speaker 2: It literally looks like a school staff room with pigeonholes,
Speaker 2: but with birds in every single one.
Speaker 1: Oh that's disturbing. Oh so they're exactly they look exactly
Speaker 1: the same.
Speaker 2: Oh that is my nightmare. Oh god, fucking birds.
Speaker 1: They're just sitting there. Yes, you're so right.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Now I have google pigeonhole images. It's there's nothing raunchy.
Speaker 2: You sounds so disappointed.
Speaker 1: I know. I promise you. I am not all right
Speaker 1: slide into the DMS. Everyone will get you on for
Speaker 1: and is it just you of your own? Next week? Right?
Speaker 1: Should we do mitches quickie? Now? Yeah? Do you have
Speaker 1: the energy for it?
Speaker 2: But I'll snap out of it.
Speaker 1: I'll do me best, okay, I'll.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mitch is quickie, just a quick hit of celeb goss.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. I've got like a dot
Speaker 2: points script in front of me right now. But I've
Speaker 2: got way too much of a headache to read. So
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be fucking winging this. I'm going to
Speaker 2: tell you the stories in my own words, essentially, So
Speaker 2: don't read the script.
Speaker 1: We can put it in a tell it from drap
Speaker 1: if you want. I don't think that will help.
Speaker 2: That'll make me feel like a news reader, speaking of
Speaker 2: which we do have a newsreader Blooper.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking love a newsreader Bluepert. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, first, let's start with the fact that Lady Gaga
Speaker 2: fans are a bit fucked off.
Speaker 1: What has she done?
Speaker 2: Well, you know how she had a Chromatica world tour
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when I say world tour, no Australia involved.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't come here, no, of course not.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we'll ever see her here again.
Speaker 2: I had to fly to Vegas to see her life.
Speaker 1: She's very busy. She's doing Joker and Jokers and oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. She's a fucking actress now.
Speaker 2: But anyway, she did a Chromatica tour last year and
Speaker 2: at one of the shows there was a bunch of
Speaker 2: cameras on stage, like a full film crew on sage
Speaker 2: at the show, and so Obviously, her fans were like, ah, shit,
Speaker 2: that must mean that we're getting a DVD or just
Speaker 2: a recording on Netflix of the tour maybe.
Speaker 1: Or like a documentary even, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 2: And then for the longest time they were like, where
Speaker 2: is that footage going? We haven't heard any news. And
Speaker 2: then it came out recently that it was actually just
Speaker 2: filming for an ad that Lady Gaga was doing to
Speaker 2: promote some migraine medics.
Speaker 1: Oh you need that right now.
Speaker 2: It's got footage of her on stage playing the piano
Speaker 2: and shit at her concert, So that's why they were filming.
Speaker 2: There's no recording of the tour coming.
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Speaker 6: pain caused by migraine, nerdek Odt may help. It's the
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Speaker 2: Don't take it for allergic to nertek. Allergic reactions occur
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Speaker 4: Most common side effects were nausea, indigestion, and stomaching.
Speaker 6: We're in this together. Talk to a doctor about nerd
Speaker 6: tech bloody.
Speaker 1: T what the fuck? Yep?
Speaker 2: So fans are like, are you fucking serious?
Speaker 1: Is this it?
Speaker 2: I have my heart set on a CHROMATICA two of recording,
Speaker 2: but no, it's just a bloody tablet ad that's all
Speaker 2: they get ner Tech.
Speaker 1: Now, God, the fucking symptoms sound awful from that medication.
Speaker 2: Have you ever taken Nertech because you've got the bloody
Speaker 2: chronic brain issue that give your migraines all the time.
Speaker 1: I do, No, I do have migrain medication. But it's
Speaker 1: not that it's not Nertech. But if it was Garga,
Speaker 1: do you reckon it's CHROMATICA color that is, the PILs
Speaker 1: are in it.
Speaker 2: I doubt it. I think it's it's literally normal ner tech.
Speaker 2: And are you sold?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Are you a new customer?
Speaker 1: Now? I bought the CHROMATICA Oreos, so I'll buy CHROMATICA Zyrtech.
Speaker 2: Remember I bought the CHROMATICA Oreos, Like, I went out
Speaker 2: of my fucking way to go to one of the
Speaker 2: only convenient swords that was stocking the CHROMATICA Oreos, and
Speaker 2: then two days later I had to have my appendix
Speaker 2: taken out. Coincidence. Oh, we'll never know.
Speaker 1: I've never put those pieces of the puzzle together.
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga maybe the bloody Lady Gaga oreos is what
Speaker 2: burst my opinion.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that wouldn't surprise me. You needed to
Speaker 1: listen to that ad and get all the side effectsi
Speaker 1: cause burst appendix.
Speaker 2: Now, Also, have you seen that Coleen Ballinger is being canceled?
Speaker 1: I have seen this. I was never a Miranda Singhs fan.
Speaker 1: I wasn't into the YouTube of at all. In the
Speaker 1: early noughties, I went.
Speaker 2: Through a very brief period where I was obsessed with
Speaker 2: Miranda Things. Can you bring up a Miranda Sing's YouTube
Speaker 2: video just so we all? She does that paint a.
Speaker 1: Picture, stupid voice.
Speaker 2: But Coleen Ballinger is the creator behind that character Miranda Sings,
Speaker 2: and she was huge, huge and huge back in the
Speaker 2: og YouTuber days. I'm talking maybe twenty ten to twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: That sort of era of YouTube and Miranda Things is huge.
Speaker 2: I went through a phase where I loved Miranda Things,
Speaker 2: which in hindsight is really weird to think about. Like,
Speaker 2: I was devastated as a teenager that I couldn't go
Speaker 2: to Sydney to see Miranda Sing's live show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, I found a video with Miranda, okay, reacting
Speaker 1: to crazy tiktoks.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, it's me Marianda today.
Speaker 7: I'm sure sitting from a video because I'm reacting to
Speaker 7: tech talks, not to be.
Speaker 1: Say that's Miranda.
Speaker 2: You know that whole And I remember thinking it was
Speaker 2: so funny and I would do the voice with my friends,
Speaker 2: and now I'm like, wow, I don't know why I
Speaker 2: went through that phase. But anyway, she's got a lot
Speaker 2: of views.
Speaker 1: People love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And to this day, she still posts on the
Speaker 2: Miranda Singhs channel even though she's in her thirties and
Speaker 2: she has kids making that money. But she also Colleen
Speaker 2: Ballinger also posts her own vlogs and stuff. And anyway,
Speaker 2: when I was a big fan, I would say that
Speaker 2: I was what sixteen or so, but I was probably
Speaker 2: a bit old to be a Miranda fan. Like a
Speaker 2: lot of her fans are young, young, like really young.
Speaker 2: And basically, now that all of her og fans have
Speaker 2: grown up, they've sort of looked back in hindsight and realize, fuck,
Speaker 2: she's a bit problematic actually, And so a lot of
Speaker 2: these die hard fans are exchanging war stories. I went
Speaker 2: down a huge fucking rabbit hole. Because I'm sick at
Speaker 2: the moment, I had nothing better to do. I spent
Speaker 2: a solid four hours fucking getting up to speed on
Speaker 2: all the Colleen Balanger drama.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are they accusing? What are they doing?
Speaker 2: Basically, long story short, they're pointing out the fact that
Speaker 2: she would slut shame underage fans on stage because they
Speaker 2: had this running joke that Miranda was really conservative and
Speaker 2: wanted everyone to be covered and not show any skins.
Speaker 2: So she'd bring up someone that was dressed as Miranda
Speaker 2: sings on stage and then bring up someone who wasn't
Speaker 2: was maybe wearing a short skirt or something, but even
Speaker 2: though they were thirteen, and then basically slap shame them
Speaker 2: on stage. And there's other examples of her, like Miranda
Speaker 2: doing yoga with one fan and a short skirt and
Speaker 2: like spreading her legs in front of everyone. Just a
Speaker 2: bit icky. But then also there's all these stories coming
Speaker 2: out about inappropriate dms.
Speaker 1: I've read the DM stuff. That's it's odd, very odd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like she basically was chatting to these fans in
Speaker 2: a group chat and they might have only been thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of different examples, but yeah, she was
Speaker 2: just for a grown ass woman to be that friendly
Speaker 2: with people that are underage. The messages were off in
Speaker 2: a press and so essentially people are looking back now
Speaker 2: accusing her of grooming, abusing her power, things like that.
Speaker 2: It's a huge mess, and Colleen Slash Miranda has not
Speaker 2: addressed it at all. But yeah, it's bizarre that the
Speaker 2: fans that sort of Bill Trupp to be where she
Speaker 2: is now are now tearing it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean, to be honest, look at the
Speaker 1: voice that she's doing. I mean, it's all a bit fucked.
Speaker 1: I've always found it odd that there was a fan
Speaker 1: base for that. I find it really weird. I actually
Speaker 1: get like the ick from the voice and the character.
Speaker 1: She's a grown adult.
Speaker 2: Some people have said that her character is mocking people
Speaker 2: with intellectual disabilities. So basically, after all these years, for
Speaker 2: some reason, in twenty twenty three, they've decided, let's trade notes,
Speaker 2: and we've come to the conclusion, Yeah, she's a bit fucked,
Speaker 2: and I don't really know how she's going to come
Speaker 2: back from that. Because one fan, his name's Adam, she
Speaker 2: basically had him working for her for free. And he
Speaker 2: was tweeting on the Miranda Things account when he was
Speaker 2: like fourteen and he wasn't paid to do it. And
Speaker 2: then again, it's worth the YouTube rabbit whole if it's
Speaker 2: something that interests you. But he has done like more
Speaker 2: than one video that is over an hour long just
Speaker 2: detailing all these interactions with Colleen, and it's just a
Speaker 2: very very bad look. So farking hell, I've brought these Finally,
Speaker 2: Marina Sing's done at us, that she's over. Well, I
Speaker 2: don't know how she's gonna recover from this.
Speaker 1: Well they said that about us when the rat pack
Speaker 1: came for us, and we persevered.
Speaker 2: Through when will we cancel the rat pack? Who's the
Speaker 2: rat pack?
Speaker 1: Conan Gray stands, Oh Jesus Christ, don't remember. Yes, they
Speaker 1: said we were done.
Speaker 2: They commented on a photo of my nephew and said
Speaker 2: that he was an ugly baby.
Speaker 1: That's awful, all because.
Speaker 2: You made a joke about Conan Gray coming out of
Speaker 2: the closet because you were interviewing him back sullehol We
Speaker 2: even go and he goes and welcome to my closet,
Speaker 2: and you were like, that's sohon it, considering his label
Speaker 2: specifically told me not to talk about his sexuality.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, hey, welcome to my closet. Was
Speaker 1: a funny story. I was told not to bring up
Speaker 1: his sexuality because I would never I don't care. And
Speaker 1: then the first thing he says, he's welcome in my closet.
Speaker 1: I'm coming out of the closet. Some gag about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes, because it was such a tiny, tiny backstage,
Speaker 2: greenis welcome to my closet, and you just kind of went,
Speaker 2: we got it, we got it. And then oh god,
Speaker 2: the Conean Gray fans fucking turned on us.
Speaker 1: That listend emails to the head of the label in
Speaker 1: La to Columbia Records.
Speaker 2: That's also why if you look at our Apple ratings
Speaker 2: for the podcast, it's different. If you are looking at
Speaker 2: our ratings in New Zealand, it's completely different. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: read any of the nice things that were written in Australia.
Speaker 2: If you look at our ratings in the US, they're
Speaker 2: pitiful because that's where all the Code and Gray fans
Speaker 2: were actually and they came for our ratings.
Speaker 1: If you're a US listener and you haven't given us
Speaker 1: a review on Apple podcasts, please do we need to
Speaker 1: rebuild five Stars. We need to rebuild after we were canceled.
Speaker 1: This was two years ago, mind you. Yeah, God, I
Speaker 1: completely forgot about that. Okay, great story anymore if you
Speaker 1: use it's a news blueper right.
Speaker 2: Yep. So Peter Overton, there was a moment on nine
Speaker 2: News the other night. He's our main.
Speaker 1: Six pm news reader, hunk of a man.
Speaker 2: Married to Jessica ro girlgeous family love jess. So he
Speaker 2: had a bit of a moment on nine News the
Speaker 2: other night where he must have just had a sip
Speaker 2: of water as they came back from the commercial break,
Speaker 2: and he struggled with that sip of water. This is
Speaker 2: what happened. It all played out on air.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I just had a glass of water
Speaker 1: and that's gone down the wrong way. Excuse me.
Speaker 3: I do apologize.
Speaker 1: Excuse me. A father has crash tackled a teenager who
Speaker 1: allegedly broke into his car and was found lying on
Speaker 1: the back seat in Saint Clair last night. I do apologize,
Speaker 1: poor bugger.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that just be the worst because it's live and
Speaker 2: you're in the moment, and it's the news.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be polished.
Speaker 2: If I did that on this podcast, no dramas I
Speaker 2: did pushed through.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually kind of enjoy seeing stuff like that me too.
Speaker 1: It humanizes the person.
Speaker 2: Yes, I kind of struggle to if I'm watching the
Speaker 2: news sometimes they struggle to really connect with it because
Speaker 2: it's too polished, too formal. Yeah, and I'm like, can
Speaker 2: these fucking reporters this talk to me like I'm a
Speaker 2: person instead of putting on that voice that all reporters do.
Speaker 1: Yes, Pete, the crime scene is grim, no other way
Speaker 1: to cut it. Shut up.
Speaker 2: There's this one chick who keeps going viral on TikTok.
Speaker 2: She's a reporter for nine years. Yeah, and there was
Speaker 2: some TikTok of hers that was like, this is my
Speaker 2: new thread to voice and this is my normal voice.
Speaker 2: And so she's admitting that she puts on a voice,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, why do you do that? Because that's
Speaker 2: not how people talk. I can't I can't take anything
Speaker 2: you say seriously because you're talking to.
Speaker 1: Me like that. They're trained to say that. Journalists. Why
Speaker 1: journalists that are presenters a train to talk like that?
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, but why I don't get it. I
Speaker 2: think they should be a little bit more conversational, and
Speaker 2: so when I see things like that, I'm like, oh, God,
Speaker 2: love your pete.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a human, he's just like us. He chokes too.
Speaker 1: Do you think the news is actually live? Like we
Speaker 1: work behind the scenes, we know that sometimes we say
Speaker 1: things alive and they're not. Do you think it is
Speaker 1: live live? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, would be I assume because they have to cover
Speaker 2: breaking news if something happens while they're on air and
Speaker 2: you have to throw out the rest of the bulletin
Speaker 2: because something bigger has happened. So yeah, I would assume
Speaker 2: it's live live, especially if shit like that is happening.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny that the news is like they just
Speaker 1: from five o'clock. It's just fucking news.
Speaker 2: And then they've got late news. I'm like, how much
Speaker 2: even happens in Sydney. Yeah, it's umsly rehashing the same shit.
Speaker 1: There's so much. But they've got Sandra Sully's five thirty News,
Speaker 1: which goes into a sorry five pm, which then goes
Speaker 1: to the Project, which is news, but don't forget they
Speaker 1: deliver it differently. Oh yes, And then there's the late
Speaker 1: news on ten and Channel seven.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Channel ten does late news anymore?
Speaker 2: But yeah, they've got they've got the late News on
Speaker 2: seven and nine.
Speaker 1: I love the late news, so yeah, yeah, I find
Speaker 1: the late news fun because that's what I watch when
Speaker 1: I get home from the night, like from red Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, because I like to feel like the world's
Speaker 1: still beating, you know. So I put on the late
Speaker 1: News and it's fantastic.
Speaker 2: But do they cover anything different that you haven't already
Speaker 2: heard throughout the day, because I feel like the late
Speaker 2: News they're rehashing everything that they've already told you.
Speaker 1: Throughout the day. No, there's nothing, nothing new, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: It's not news, No it's not. It's gossip. All right,
Speaker 1: great quickimite? See you put that headache aside and you're
Speaker 1: pumped it out and we're both satisfied. Ah yeah, I'm satisfied. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good QUI yeah, Quikie is all like can
Speaker 1: bloody muster today? It's fine, It's all I need. I
Speaker 1: feel very satisfied.
Speaker 2: I don't remember anything that we've spoken about in this episode.
Speaker 2: It feels like a fever dream today. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be completely honest. I'm fucking not in a good way.
Speaker 1: Oh, Mitchell, don't worry. I got chum. I've got about
Speaker 1: thirty percent.
Speaker 2: Now, this happened last time we went on our easter break.
Speaker 2: It ended with me being sick and you flying to Hawaii.
Speaker 2: And now here we are. I'm sick as a dog
Speaker 2: and you're about to fly to fucking Fiji. That is
Speaker 2: so unfair. Our holidays always entail you going to some
Speaker 2: gorgeous tropical island and me being.
Speaker 1: Crooked as a dogist. But what was uncovered in Hawaii?
Speaker 1: What was the fallout of my trip to Hawaii? The
Speaker 1: downfall of my brilliant relationship. So it's not all.
Speaker 2: Good, but that didn't happen in Hawaii.
Speaker 1: Bliss in Hawaii. It was bliss in Hawaii. But post Hawaii,
Speaker 1: that's not any consolation. Also, the point is every time we.
Speaker 2: Have a break, you have a beautiful holiday and I'm
Speaker 2: just sick at home.
Speaker 1: Were you get so unfair?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: So well, I don't know what to say. Do you
Speaker 1: want to come with me? Do you want to come
Speaker 1: to Fiji? Yes? Thanks?
Speaker 2: I want fishing for an invitement? You're listening to?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 1: All right, Look, I don't want this to become another
Speaker 1: breakup episode after last week and the week before.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're over it already.
Speaker 1: Somehow I'm worse this week, But we won't go into that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to rap it on about it and
Speaker 1: talk about my breakup and my sadness again and again
Speaker 1: and again and make that my whole personality. Because we
Speaker 1: all have that friend that does that. It's so boring.
Speaker 2: Well, no, if it's what you're going through, we're happy
Speaker 2: to hear about it. True.
Speaker 1: True, it's a little break from main because we got
Speaker 1: a message from an idiot, someone who listens to the
Speaker 1: podcast that said, Mitch, if you thought your breakup was bad,
Speaker 1: I've got some breakup solidarity for you.
Speaker 2: I love that everyone's trying to outdo each other with
Speaker 2: the worst breakup story.
Speaker 1: Now I know like you think you were fucked over?
Speaker 1: What about this? So let's meet Ali, who's a listener
Speaker 1: of the podcast. She's in New Zealand. She's joining us
Speaker 1: live now. Hello Ali, Hi, okay, order Ali?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: Yoder friend? Thanks? How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm here all.
Speaker 1: Right, powering through. So you sent me this message out
Speaker 1: of the blue. When I tell you my jaw was
Speaker 1: on the floor. I want, I won't tell your story
Speaker 1: because okay, Mitch hasn't heard this. I just tell it
Speaker 1: as you told me. Then we'll go into the details.
Speaker 4: Ali, Okay. So I was seeing someone and they went
Speaker 4: over to Ukraine to fight over there.
Speaker 2: Basically Jesus, and he was very intense.
Speaker 4: In March. They passed away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh exally very sad, sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4: And the same day I found out he died, I
Speaker 4: found out he was seeing someone else. Oh dear, it's
Speaker 4: all these posts that are popping up from this Ukrainian woman.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like on Facebook?
Speaker 4: Yeah, about him, and it was quite clear that they
Speaker 4: were in a relationship. And then I got a message
Speaker 4: from someone else, also in New Zealand, and she was like, Hi,
Speaker 4: I think there might be some crossover here because I
Speaker 4: was seeing because.
Speaker 2: It's a very polite way of saying there was an
Speaker 2: affair happening.
Speaker 4: Actually, can we can we bleep the name out? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then I got a message from someone else saying
Speaker 4: were you sleeping with this person? I was seeing this
Speaker 4: person and I was like, oh my god. So then
Speaker 4: a couple of days afterwards, I actually met up with
Speaker 4: two of the girls that had messaged me. Yeah, just
Speaker 4: compare notes and yeah, yeah, wild. I don't know how
Speaker 4: he had time to Even before he went overseas he
Speaker 4: was seeing multiple people.
Speaker 1: How many people by last count, Ali was he seeing
Speaker 1: aside from you?
Speaker 4: Eleven? That's probably more.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even know where to start with this.
Speaker 2: This is fucking eleven.
Speaker 1: So how how long were you together Ali? And were
Speaker 1: you official? Did you consider each other partners?
Speaker 4: Well, it's quite complicated. I knew him since twenty nineteen
Speaker 4: and he'd always been interested in me. But just before
Speaker 4: he left, I was in hospital and he like reached
Speaker 4: out to me and said that he'd like help out
Speaker 4: and stuff. So I was like, maybe I'll give him
Speaker 4: a go.
Speaker 1: It's still new, it was fresh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he came over and like said goodbye before he left.
Speaker 4: Turns out he drove over to mine in one of
Speaker 4: these other girls cars.
Speaker 2: Oh, that would have been the most bizarre day of
Speaker 2: your life. Like you've got to reckon with the fact
Speaker 2: that you now grieving and seething. Yes, you wouldn't have
Speaker 2: known what to feel.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then so wait, have you become
Speaker 1: friends with these girls? Is sisterhood of.
Speaker 4: The Yeah, there's three other girls that I'm tight with
Speaker 4: and I call them my sister wife.
Speaker 1: This I can't wait for this Netflix documentary to break.
Speaker 1: This is huge. This is crazy what.
Speaker 4: I've been saying. I'm like, we need to write a book,
Speaker 4: we need to do a podcast, we need to get
Speaker 4: a Netflix season.
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, no, no, no, you can't. But
Speaker 1: he cheated her out of a relationship. But hold on,
Speaker 1: why did he? Was he in the army? Could I
Speaker 1: just volunteer to go into Ukraine and start fighting? How
Speaker 1: did he just up and go to the Ukraine?
Speaker 4: He was ex military, so he wasn't over there in
Speaker 4: an official capacity, but he had the skill.
Speaker 2: Set, so he just like was helping out and obviously
Speaker 2: dating some Ukrainian woman same time.
Speaker 4: Multiple yeah, yeah, and he even well we're not sure
Speaker 4: if it's legit, but the Ukrainian woman says that they
Speaker 4: were engaged.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And she actually spoke to a journalist and there was
Speaker 4: an article written about her and in that article she
Speaker 4: has a punamu on her engagement finger, and that punamu
Speaker 4: was given to him by one of the other sisters.
Speaker 2: Oh Christ, what is it a panami?
Speaker 4: It's greenstone? Okay, yeah, it's like very culturally significant.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so do you mind me asking was
Speaker 1: there a funeral or all the Sister Wives going to
Speaker 1: this funeral? You are meeting up for lunch to Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah. His funeral was in April. Three of
Speaker 4: us were there and the Ukrainian came over.
Speaker 1: Okay, well listen, I mean, maybe heal and then grieve
Speaker 1: and then be angry and all the emotions I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're going through and then sell the rights to Netflix
Speaker 1: will stand because this is this I'd watched that for sure,
Speaker 1: the Sister Wives.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if this is in any
Speaker 2: way comforting, but like you win, that's the most technic
Speaker 2: breakup story out of all the works.
Speaker 1: That's what you want us to say, Alie, that makes
Speaker 1: mine look like nothing. Ali, thank you for sharing your
Speaker 1: your break up solidarity. That's insane.
Speaker 2: Sorry had to go through that. That is very intense.
Speaker 4: It is intense, But like the Sister Wives, they're like,
Speaker 4: of course it's been very comforting. Verower.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Good that you're all got together and you all
Speaker 1: you know, you all met up. That's beautiful. All right, Ali,
Speaker 1: thank you for that story. Very cool.
Speaker 4: Thanks, No worries.
Speaker 1: Wow, did you say very You didn't know what to say?
Speaker 1: It got very awkward.
Speaker 2: I had no idea what to say to that. I
Speaker 2: feel like this is a fever dream because I'm sick
Speaker 2: and hearing the story going. Are we gossiping about a
Speaker 2: dead man?
Speaker 1: This feels so oft? No, it was this happened months ago? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Months jesus. It doesn't feel like it's old news enough
Speaker 2: to be talking about it like, Oh, here's a fun story,
Speaker 2: something that happened to me once upon a time.
Speaker 1: It's her story, she reached out to me. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say to that.
Speaker 2: When I'm ill, I'm confused, I'm.
Speaker 1: Devastated for it. Okay, I'm angry. It's real too. You know,
Speaker 1: when this comes on Netflix in a few years, you're
Speaker 1: all going to think we were ahead of the first.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, she'll be end on that note sounds
Speaker 1: like you need a neurophon. Yeah, jesus, what a cheery note.
Speaker 1: I'm so confused. Me too, me too. We are going
Speaker 1: a little break for for a bit, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I clearly need it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we both do. Christ I don't want to get
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks though, we will, we will. I
Speaker 1: don't want to say when we come back, we'll be better.
Speaker 2: Because what do you mean will be better?
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted to be like, oh, when we come back,
Speaker 1: I'll be moved on. I'll be you know, in a
Speaker 1: great place. I mean, I'm hoping I'm not still sick
Speaker 1: in two to three weeks time. Oh shit, you'll be fine,
Speaker 1: You'll be fine. What are you doing in the breaks?
Speaker 1: You know, just resting?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. I'm not going anywhere or doing anything. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: it's not actually an official break for me. You do
Speaker 2: realize it's your radio holidays, so it's not really.
Speaker 1: You'll be working. Yeah, it'll be business as usual over here. Well,
Speaker 1: you can catch up on all the old episodes if
Speaker 1: you haven't had to listen, and we will see you
Speaker 1: guys very soon. We're off for a break, but thanks
Speaker 1: for listening this week. Yeah, miss you already, idiot, miss
Speaker 1: your guys. See you soon.
Speaker 5: Hoiee Is it just me a podcast by a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit a follow on your podcast staff.
Speaker 2: Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret
Speaker 2: segment on the end where we talk shit. Nothing's planned
Speaker 2: or structured.
Speaker 1: Absolutely having We don't even try to be honest.
Speaker 2: Who knows what will happen?
Speaker 1: How are you feeling knew any better? N What do
Speaker 1: you think it is? It's gone to your head now,
Speaker 1: isn't it?
Speaker 2: I just I don't know what it is. It's frustrating.
Speaker 2: It's what it is, oh, Mitchell, because I've been six
Speaker 2: since last Monday and it hasn't gotten better. It's it's
Speaker 2: gotten worse. And the doctor gave you what is it anyway?
Speaker 2: Any I had to practically beg for those, Mitchell, and
Speaker 2: they have not helped one bit.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, probiotics of them? Your cult?
Speaker 2: Oh they have rank?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had one of those? I love your colt?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I just discovered the sugar free your cold.
Speaker 1: I drink them every day. Why it's good for the gut?
Speaker 2: How much of a bad sake was your gut in
Speaker 2: that you needed to drink that vile shit?
Speaker 1: I think your colt is the I would eat it
Speaker 1: your colt candy just for the taste. I actually don't
Speaker 1: even want the benefits. I just want make it sick. Well.
Speaker 1: It's sweet and sour and kind of tart. I love
Speaker 1: it so I.
Speaker 2: Can't remember if I've told this story on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I think this might have been trash Alie. Actually, but
Speaker 2: I when I had Crohn's disease and it was really
Speaker 2: bad as a kid, they told me to take daily
Speaker 2: your cults and I thought they were so disgusting that
Speaker 2: I just couldn't do it. And so Mum's way of
Speaker 2: trying to get me to take it mixing it in
Speaker 2: with a strawberry thick shake from McDonald's, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I think that kind of defeats the purpose of the
Speaker 2: health benefits. If I'm also consuming a thick shake, that
Speaker 2: can't be good for one's crones of these.
Speaker 1: It's interest thing, ever, But it didn't work.
Speaker 2: I could absolutely still taste it in the strawberry thick shake.
Speaker 2: It just ruined a perfectly decent shake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like fermented milky substance. Fucking file. Why do
Speaker 1: you do it to you? I think it's delis Oh
Speaker 1: my god, look what the cats are agged in Jenna's back.
Speaker 1: Hi not back? Arriving right at the end of the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: talking to a microphone for goodness.
Speaker 7: Sake, Hello, Hello, I brought some snacks. We're from Glory bakery.
Speaker 1: So you were at a bakery while we've done the show,
Speaker 1: the podcast. Where were you?
Speaker 7: I was in a meeting with the bakery.
Speaker 2: She's offering it to you, so yeah, thanks?
Speaker 1: What actually is it a pink cupcake? What are you
Speaker 1: doing business with the bakery for?
Speaker 5: It's for the Children's Counsel, the Cancer Council, Children's.
Speaker 2: Do you want this pink cupcake? I'll have a little bit.
Speaker 2: Comfort food is what I need at.
Speaker 7: Don't they're donating their time and money.
Speaker 2: And cupcakes evidently so children with cancer.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic. Well you missed a great show, Mitch. And
Speaker 1: I had zero energy?
Speaker 2: Oh no, why?
Speaker 1: Witch is unwell?
Speaker 7: Oh still yep.
Speaker 2: And I gave him a heads up being like, I'm
Speaker 2: low energy today. I don't know if you realize, but
Speaker 2: that was a hint that you're going to have to
Speaker 2: up yours and he didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't have it in me. I'm depressed and sad.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's fine. This is what the podcast is.
Speaker 1: It's it's how highs and that's how lows.
Speaker 7: And today was a low low because I wasn't here either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, maybe that would have been just what
Speaker 2: we were missing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: Did the doctor say that you needed eternal life force
Speaker 1: in the form of janet to make you feel better.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the doctor recently because I just know
Speaker 2: that they're going to be like, nah, just ride it out,
Speaker 2: you'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Drink fluids and rest up. Bullshit. It's always the same.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, it really isn't going well.
Speaker 1: I mean, you got a haircut.
Speaker 2: Oh it's nothing major. If this is a trim, you
Speaker 2: probably can't even tell.
Speaker 1: I think you could go some foils you want to
Speaker 1: get in like a new area. You could do like
Speaker 1: a brown foil. Hair is brown, but like a lot,
Speaker 1: like a Janna brown like a yeah, like a I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm too scared to dye my hair because
Speaker 2: if it ruins it and it goes all like burnt,
Speaker 2: and you know how some people die their hair and
Speaker 2: it goes all straw.
Speaker 1: Like that's terrible. Yes, I do, yeah, exactly what.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin my gorgeous maine that I've
Speaker 2: spent years painstakingly growing.
Speaker 1: You actually have a lot of people thought it was
Speaker 1: just going to be a sort of fleeting period, but
Speaker 1: you've committed to this. I think I've known you longer
Speaker 1: with this hair than you have shorter hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have. You met me just as I
Speaker 2: was starting to grow it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I did. Yeah, really is your identity now?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm going to have it for life?
Speaker 1: Have you felt the desire of the urge to trim
Speaker 1: it off?
Speaker 2: Sometimes? But then I'm like, nah, not yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it took this song to get here exactly.
Speaker 2: I just feel like there will come an age where
Speaker 2: it's just fucking creepy, because sometimes I see middle aged
Speaker 2: man with long hair and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, it's just creepy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You'll be the first to let me know when it's
Speaker 2: officially creepy, right of course, of course I will.
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything worse. I don't know how
Speaker 1: i'll say it to you time for the trim babes.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just, you know, light a fire underneath the
Speaker 1: base of your bed head and you'll lose it. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably it's probably the best idea, honest with you. Now, General,
Speaker 1: are you across the submarine CRISI, yes, I am. It's
Speaker 1: pretty awful, isn't it.
Speaker 2: We spoke about that.
Speaker 1: Let's just feel.
Speaker 7: The step son.
Speaker 1: No, I was going to, but we thought, okay, I
Speaker 1: wanted to do a whole on the submarine. But my
Speaker 1: worry was that you're going to be about the submarine.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or is the submarine at the
Speaker 1: bottom of the ocean? Yes, yes, you'll go. No, it's
Speaker 1: not just That's why I hadn't really brainstormed is it
Speaker 1: just me? Or is the most interesting part of the
Speaker 1: submarine crisis the step son, Because the step son of
Speaker 1: the billionaire who is on the doom submarine and at
Speaker 1: this point in time, they've still got hours of oxygen left.
Speaker 1: They haven't perished, and by hope to God that by
Speaker 1: the time the episode is out, that they've been found
Speaker 1: and they're alive and they're happy. The step son went
Speaker 1: to a Blink one eighty two concert while his stepdad
Speaker 1: is in the bottom of the ocean, posted it online
Speaker 1: and said, this is what my dad would have wanted.
Speaker 1: I'm at the Blink Quantity two concert.
Speaker 2: How does everyone know that that's his steps on though.
Speaker 1: Because he tweeted and he said, Hey, blinkwin eighty two,
Speaker 1: my stepdad is on the bottom of the ocean, bed
Speaker 1: in this missing sub but I'm still coming tonight, please
Speaker 1: make me feel good and happy.
Speaker 2: It sounds like he's already written his father off, like
Speaker 2: this is what he would have wanted. Oh, he don't
Speaker 2: know the outcome yet.
Speaker 1: He's loving his five minutes of fame. He's currently in
Speaker 1: a beef with Cardi B. Oh I heard about that
Speaker 1: Cardi B made a video going if I was at
Speaker 1: the bottom of the ocean and my child went to
Speaker 1: a blin Quantity two concert, I'd be livid. I want
Speaker 1: you to be mourning and sad and waiting by the
Speaker 1: phone to see if I'm gonna be fine and pulled
Speaker 1: through out of it and.
Speaker 2: Then but obviously that's the waste of a tick.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 1: However, he then tweeted Cardi B, your last three records
Speaker 1: have been flops. So he's fighting with Cardi B. Then
Speaker 1: if you go to his Twitter and see who is
Speaker 1: his replies, he's replying to only fans creators who were
Speaker 1: looking for sex. An only fans creator said, who wants
Speaker 1: to hop on and have a ride insinuating fucking her?
Speaker 1: Which is great, and he said me he did true story.
Speaker 1: He's really like milking this Marmin.
Speaker 2: He is how bizar this again? This feels like a
Speaker 2: fever dream.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a Netflix documentary. Oh yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: we should fill gener in. So we didn't talk about
Speaker 1: the missing sub Then we had a woman on the
Speaker 1: show who wanted to beat my breakup story, so and
Speaker 1: she did. She confessed that her partner woke up one
Speaker 1: day he wasn't in the army and went to the
Speaker 1: Ukraine to help fight he died, and then she uncovered
Speaker 1: that he had eleven different mistresses around the globe, one
Speaker 1: in the Ukraine, couple of New Zealand.
Speaker 2: I still haven't quite processed that whole situation that we just.
Speaker 1: The weirdest part. They've all formed a bond and it's
Speaker 1: called the Sisterhood. Yes, it's a cold the Sisterhood.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought they had a cute pet name for it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't know. So he's dead, yes, yeah, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: why are we got to speak about it there?
Speaker 1: In? It was next level?
Speaker 2: Anyway? What else did she miss? Do you wanna do
Speaker 2: you want a bit of ice spray?
Speaker 1: Don't do it?
Speaker 7: Thought it smells a bit funny.
Speaker 2: No, it smells gorgeous in here. It's like danker rubb
Speaker 2: or whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: What is it called danker rub?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing?
Speaker 1: Well, denker in Germany is thank you, right, So does
Speaker 1: that mean it's thank you rub, thank you rub, thank
Speaker 1: you rub. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that a moment.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's the denker rub the eat end, I'm saying, Dan. Anyway,
Speaker 2: pray this on you or do you want the heat spray?
Speaker 1: I've got to the heat will warm you up, Jen, Maybe.
Speaker 2: The heat Yeah, put that in the back of your neck. Okay,
Speaker 2: what else did she miss?
Speaker 1: Oh I'm moving back home, Jenna. Oh, you are with
Speaker 1: my parents.
Speaker 7: Nice.
Speaker 1: See she falls into that camp that thinks it's nice.
Speaker 7: Think it's a good idea. Why support system you don't
Speaker 7: have to pay. I assume you're not paying.
Speaker 1: I'm not paying rent, No, but I will contribute to groceries.
Speaker 2: I also found out that my hairdresser used to be
Speaker 2: a wiggle that was rent.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a great moment.
Speaker 2: Wiggle Captain feather sword understudy.
Speaker 1: No, and my GP used to be job job from
Speaker 1: I five.
Speaker 7: It's burning my neck, JMA.
Speaker 2: You all right, yes, but like, think of how much
Speaker 2: better off you are with the aerosole option, because.
Speaker 1: What if you've got a bit of dpe.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and you rub that on your hands and
Speaker 2: then rub it into your neck and then let's say
Speaker 2: you had an itchy mort and then you fucking reach
Speaker 2: your hand down there and then your flaps are on fire.
Speaker 2: That won't happen with the aerosol version.
Speaker 7: I want to put someone my lower back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or do you want the ice with the lower
Speaker 1: bat Do you want me to spray it?
Speaker 2: There go the cold one.
Speaker 1: Jesuscott.
Speaker 2: If Mitch sprayed in his face before he said you've
Speaker 2: got a headache, maybe sprayed on your face. Fucking don't
Speaker 2: do that. I was crying.
Speaker 1: That's good though, really, yeah, it's glowing.
Speaker 7: Oh that smells interesting.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So this is our last week, Jennifer, A couple of
Speaker 1: weeks and we'll come back. So next week I'm moving
Speaker 1: out of the house and moving back to my parents
Speaker 1: for a whole week because I don't have any movers,
Speaker 1: so I'm doing it back and forth to day because
Speaker 1: I use movers last time and I had got you know,
Speaker 1: a sponsored content or whatever, and I can't use them again.
Speaker 1: I'm just used them.
Speaker 2: We'll just pay for one.
Speaker 1: You're good for it.
Speaker 2: Think of all the money that you'll be saving on rent.
Speaker 2: Put that towards the removal if it's not worth the stress.
Speaker 1: But I don't have it. I don't have the big items.
Speaker 1: Hayden gets the bed. Hayden gets a lot of the
Speaker 1: furniture because he's going to a new apartment.
Speaker 2: Do you need a hand with move? And I've got
Speaker 2: it down to a fine art these days?
Speaker 1: Do you I need help me packing? More so?
Speaker 2: I've also got that down to a fine Well, why
Speaker 2: don't we have a little packing night, packing party?
Speaker 1: Packing party?
Speaker 2: I've told you before, that's how I trick all my
Speaker 2: friends into helping me pack. I'm like, guys, I'm having
Speaker 2: a packing party. If you have it a cute alliteration
Speaker 2: like that, it sounds fun. I'm like, I've got the
Speaker 2: one a lot of tight. I lure them to the
Speaker 2: house with that, and then I go, right now, fucking
Speaker 2: help me pack.
Speaker 1: He's a tape gun pack my fucking shit.
Speaker 2: It helps because someone they're making boxes, and.
Speaker 1: Then I can imagine, yeah, I can imagine very efficient. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to be out of that house, a
Speaker 1: haunted mansion, so scary.
Speaker 2: Figure out the day that I'll come help you pack?
Speaker 1: Alright, I'll love to. I've got all week next week,
Speaker 1: Monday through Friday, gorgeous. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Let me go for a walk after beautiful, not down
Speaker 2: King Street, Newtown?
Speaker 1: Fuck that? I message mech this week when I was
Speaker 1: walking King Street, I'm like, you're fucking right, this is rancid.
Speaker 2: How did you not come to that conclusion yourself? There's
Speaker 2: nothing tranquil about the main threat in Newtown.
Speaker 1: It's fucking I was listening to my breakup playlist and
Speaker 1: I saw it was distracted. But more recently, now I'm
Speaker 1: feeling a bit better. I got stuck behind a gagglet
Speaker 1: lesbians yesterday. It was awful. They're all going to that
Speaker 1: local bookstore. I couldn't get around them because you can't
Speaker 1: step onto the road because it's King Street, fucking Newtown.
Speaker 1: And then on the left you've got forty meters of
Speaker 1: Dendy Newtown Theater, so I can't go left or right
Speaker 1: around them. So I've just got to stand behind them
Speaker 1: and listen to them talk about Florence the Welch.
Speaker 7: She is very good.
Speaker 1: I love her. Okay, let's play a little bing go
Speaker 1: what suburbs do you think you could see me? In
Speaker 1: my new in about three months when I have to
Speaker 1: get my own place. Where do I fit in Sydney?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's up to you.
Speaker 2: Where do you want to live?
Speaker 1: I've never lived in the like Paddington are at Surry
Speaker 1: Hills area.
Speaker 7: I see you.
Speaker 2: That would be a bit of a night there with
Speaker 2: a car, though it would be shitty everyone and most
Speaker 2: people in Sorry Hills don't drive.
Speaker 7: I see you as like Clovelly Bronti.
Speaker 1: You see me beachee? Do you see me beachy?
Speaker 2: It could be a beach era, maybe just because you're
Speaker 2: from the Shire and that's kind of beach adjacent.
Speaker 1: So and I do want you to hold me accountable.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be stuck in the Shire, back
Speaker 1: in my parents' house. I will once three months happens.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I can do that. Hey Siri, start
Speaker 1: a timer for three months titled wake Up. Oh, they
Speaker 1: can't be set for twenty four hours or more. Hey Siri,
Speaker 1: create a calendar event for three months time saying run.
Speaker 2: Why don't you try living in somewhere out west?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to the suburban life.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's for the next three months. Every day is run.
Speaker 1: Oh God, every day of my Life run is scheduled,
Speaker 1: which could be good for my fitness ere that I'm in,
Speaker 1: but I delete that God series a fuck it. I
Speaker 1: know she's getting worse. I agree every Apple event, mill
Speaker 1: Siri new advancement, and she's dumber than.
Speaker 7: Ever as an idiot.
Speaker 2: If I was cooking tea, I used to be able
Speaker 2: to say, hey, sirius set a timer for three minutes
Speaker 2: and then I checked the fucking boiled rice or whatever.
Speaker 2: And now she just can't do it. She'll put a
Speaker 2: reminder for three minutes later. I'm like, no, I don't
Speaker 2: want the reminder. I want the alarm to go off,
Speaker 2: like you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I get yeah, all right, shall we
Speaker 1: head now? It's been a very low energy episode. Sorry
Speaker 1: to the idiots, but you know, if you can't. If
Speaker 1: you want us at our best, you have to have
Speaker 1: us at our lowest. Right, two weeks off will do
Speaker 1: you a world of good. It'll do me a world
Speaker 1: of good, and you can kill and bury a body
Speaker 1: or two in that time.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all just three percent, so we do. I don't
Speaker 1: feel three percent, butter it all. That's fine. And that's okay,
Speaker 1: that's all you've got.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm being cent dramatic. I'm like, ah,
Speaker 2: I'm the man flu. But genuinely, this is worse than COVID.
Speaker 1: I've got the flu. Have you done a COVID test? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get and it's not that interesting.
Speaker 2: But also COVID just feels different, you know, you know,
Speaker 2: like I knew last time I had COVID. I woke
Speaker 2: up and I was like, ah, yep, this is COVID.
Speaker 1: I just knew.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it has its own unique feeling.
Speaker 1: And I agree, very fevery. I wonder if you the
Speaker 1: flu you're having now is so much worse because you've
Speaker 1: recently had COVID and they say, you know, how can
Speaker 1: they say COVID fucks your system?
Speaker 2: I thought that I was supposed to be heightened after COVID,
Speaker 2: Like I'm not just boost the jab. I'm elite now that.
Speaker 1: I've had COVID. Actually, I thought it was supposed to
Speaker 1: make my own system.
Speaker 7: Better for three months after. Yeah, you're like immune, Oh clearly.
Speaker 1: No, clearly not all right, three percent better all that bullshit.
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