Speaker 1: Quest, Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show.
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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian O'Connell Show. Thursday morning is five minutes
Speaker 3: past sick. Good morning, Patsy, Good morning, good morning Jackie.
Speaker 4: Bye you guys.
Speaker 3: Well. Ruby passed the driving yes, first time.
Speaker 5: We're all very proud. She's super excited.
Speaker 3: She also had two drives yesterday, obviously by us. How
Speaker 3: she drove us south to school, which is along sort
Speaker 3: of quite sort of five and six lanes. As soon
Speaker 3: as she passed the test. When she came home yesterday,
Speaker 3: she says she was frazzled from driving. I say, yeah,
Speaker 3: welcome to It's also really exciting your freedom and it
Speaker 3: is stressful.
Speaker 5: Do you remember those first drives by yourselves?
Speaker 3: You suddenly realize even though because it's a great deal
Speaker 3: in Australia where you have to do one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty supervised hours, yeah, before you've been doing the test,
Speaker 3: but still they're supervised, even though a long way into
Speaker 3: that you can actually drive the car. By yourself. She's
Speaker 3: been able to she've technically been a very good drive
Speaker 3: for a long time. But you still know there's somebody
Speaker 3: else there. So if anything happens, you go, all righty,
Speaker 3: what do I do here? And there's a part of
Speaker 3: you that knows that suddenly when there's no one there,
Speaker 3: and it's up to you to make the changes very
Speaker 3: quickly and a rapidly dangerous potentially Dan's environment.
Speaker 5: It's full on, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I got a flat tire in my first week of
Speaker 4: having my license. Did you yeah?
Speaker 5: Did you change it yourself?
Speaker 4: I can't still can't change your part?
Speaker 5: Who did you call?
Speaker 3: Dad?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So yesterday during the lunch break at school, howner mate,
Speaker 3: because you only allowed one person for the first year
Speaker 3: when you're on your piece. They went out of school
Speaker 3: to subway to just sat outside. They're in the car
Speaker 3: park right and one of amazing like Perrem and Luise.
Speaker 5: So freedom of it.
Speaker 3: It's at eighteen driving subway you want, we can go
Speaker 3: wherever we want.
Speaker 4: These roads run to one of half a million subways
Speaker 4: around Australia.
Speaker 5: Let's go to subway around the corner from the school.
Speaker 3: And they were chatting during the hour they were there,
Speaker 3: parked outside, and then suddenly she's a funny swim in
Speaker 3: the car. She would know she'd had the car for
Speaker 3: the whole hour. Oh, I went right, this is going
Speaker 3: to get expensive. You can't.
Speaker 5: Not if don't keep it running.
Speaker 4: And how you say, unless you're robbing the subway and
Speaker 4: then short leave it idling.
Speaker 3: It's like fifteen year old Subaru car that's going to
Speaker 3: cost more than the car. Please keep it running for
Speaker 3: an hour?
Speaker 5: What happened to you?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir Jackiebell. So now you're all week and a
Speaker 3: half to being a home alone. One of your wife
Speaker 3: and son are away.
Speaker 4: I took myself to the cinemas yesterday. So a great film,
Speaker 4: everything everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 3: You know this.
Speaker 5: People say this is a life changing movie.
Speaker 4: I wish I could give you a full review, but
Speaker 4: I did fall asleep three quarters of the way through.
Speaker 3: Even though that is our film reviewer. If you're honest,
Speaker 3: wish I could give you a four of you. But
Speaker 3: the half review.
Speaker 4: Half review is great, bombastic film in.
Speaker 5: Lots can fall asleep during bombas.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. It was so loud, but when your
Speaker 4: eyes are droopy, you just can't fight that.
Speaker 5: It was sleep taking you down to her cruel depths.
Speaker 4: You're coming down, and I could see it coming a
Speaker 4: long way out. I was like, oh, I know, I'm
Speaker 4: in a dark place. Come. I haven't been eating well
Speaker 4: the last few weeks. I've been skipping meals. I'm not nourished.
Speaker 4: I'm falling asleep. But this movie is so good.
Speaker 5: And he had a packet of M and m's.
Speaker 4: And I had a big popcorn and a drink, but
Speaker 4: it wasn't enough to keep me awake?
Speaker 3: Was there anyone else in a cinema? Sometimes has a
Speaker 3: real joy going to a movie during the day. Becau's
Speaker 3: not many people around.
Speaker 4: That's right, only three other people, and I was right
Speaker 4: at the back.
Speaker 3: Don't you feel like you're annoying this enclosure as well
Speaker 3: when you're there with all those other winners.
Speaker 5: Of life that haven't got proper jobs like us. So
Speaker 5: what's the movie?
Speaker 3: Ten out of ten?
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't honestly give it ten out of ten?
Speaker 4: Having it?
Speaker 5: How far in did you fall this?
Speaker 4: Three quarters of the way. I fell asleep for fifteen
Speaker 4: to twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: So do you know how it ends? Yes?
Speaker 4: I saw on the very end, but you don't know
Speaker 4: from the.
Speaker 5: Bit where you're not off, because that could be that
Speaker 5: could be crap.
Speaker 4: And it's a difficult movie. It's like about jumping universes
Speaker 4: and multi verses and it's hard to I was already
Speaker 4: struggling to keep up with the film when I was awake.
Speaker 5: So, mister, is it like lots of tabs open on
Speaker 5: your computer too?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to take a notepack when I'm going
Speaker 3: to see it. So which multiverse are we in? Now?
Speaker 4: You will struggle?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Patsy Share what happened to You?
Speaker 3: Patsy's done some of which I've done quite a few times.
Speaker 6: Done the most silliest thing. I don't know if you've
Speaker 6: done it, Jack. I've bought tickets online to Audrey's school
Speaker 6: production of Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 4: It's on ticket tech. Amazing, It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Now these schools are making a pretty dollar and that's
Speaker 3: just say that money has not gone into stage production.
Speaker 3: Someone someone's creaming a bit off these talentless kids, is
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: What happened is just like a gold coin donation at
Speaker 4: the front of the theater as the parents walk in.
Speaker 7: Oh no, it's big business, jack, you go online.
Speaker 4: So it's in different prices for up the back and
Speaker 4: in the nosebleaz front.
Speaker 7: Oh, there's various letters.
Speaker 3: I don't obviously like it's nice. Families have got relatives
Speaker 3: to want to come and see. You know, there their grandchildren.
Speaker 3: That's so you got you see families, something like eight
Speaker 3: of them and I'm just doing the sums going.
Speaker 5: That's his unbelievable scam, the worst productions in town.
Speaker 3: The same price is going to see Angeloyd Webber's show.
Speaker 6: That's not only that though, that Like there's early release checks,
Speaker 6: so if your kids in the production, you get first
Speaker 6: dib at tickets, which is good.
Speaker 4: Well, I hope it's only parents of kids going, Like
Speaker 4: if it's just random off the street going to.
Speaker 5: That's what I said, kiss once? How do we you know?
Speaker 4: How do they know that it should all be only relatives?
Speaker 5: Who else is coming to see this?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 7: Hollywood producers talents of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so did you choose up the back or
Speaker 4: at the front?
Speaker 6: Where do you think Tiger Mummy would You're not in.
Speaker 3: The front row, are you? Patty can't be in the
Speaker 3: front rope?
Speaker 6: Place off No, I'm like three three back because she
Speaker 6: wanted to be that day.
Speaker 3: In fact, I think three back is where you really
Speaker 3: see people when you're up there and you know you'll
Speaker 3: do the old double thumbs up. Then she'd be like
Speaker 3: waving at you other people, I picked your hundred.
Speaker 7: Bucks, smile epity.
Speaker 3: I reckon, it's very close, you know, I'm doing all
Speaker 3: these announcement at the moments, you know, like ice House
Speaker 3: nine o'clock today, John January very soon, Keen or grammar
Speaker 3: school get.
Speaker 6: In well anyway, So in course we've got relatives traveling
Speaker 6: three hours to come up for this, not that we've
Speaker 6: asked them. They've put their hands up their dinosaur. It's
Speaker 6: her first production.
Speaker 5: It's a big day for she actually got a decent role.
Speaker 7: She's not bad. She's the milkmaid and she's in the
Speaker 7: chorus line.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good.
Speaker 4: What's there? What's the show again?
Speaker 7: Beauty and the Beast, well known for milk. She's got
Speaker 7: line which the milk in the opening.
Speaker 4: You wait till Gordy, Is it not that you mean
Speaker 4: the cup of tea with milk in it?
Speaker 7: No, she's got the pails of milk over her shoulder.
Speaker 4: Who's the sweep.
Speaker 5: Stop it, both of you, beauty, we all go.
Speaker 3: It's enough for the beauty and the beast.
Speaker 5: Where are the church?
Speaker 3: Where are the urbs?
Speaker 4: How are they getting their calcium?
Speaker 5: Calcium deficient?
Speaker 3: That's what he's the beast.
Speaker 5: The moral of the story is strengthen your bones.
Speaker 6: So I had to buy eight tickets in total, right,
Speaker 6: oh my god, somehow. So the envelopes come for the
Speaker 6: you know, the physical in the mail, the tickets, and
Speaker 6: I've opened them up and I've pulled them out and
Speaker 6: they're like, you know, stretched from my hand all the
Speaker 6: way down to the floor.
Speaker 3: It's ain't bunching.
Speaker 6: It just kept going. And I'm thinking to you, that's
Speaker 6: a lot. What what's all these are? These receipts. Anyway,
Speaker 6: I'd bought eighteen, I'd put eighteen in the car. I've
Speaker 6: got absolutely no idea.
Speaker 5: That's half the auditorium or whatever. The sports.
Speaker 4: So do you have to become a scalper now for
Speaker 4: your daughter's school?
Speaker 3: You can make it, you can idea. Sure, I think
Speaker 3: you've done that on purpose. You'll be out there at
Speaker 3: the front with that bum bag and that U V
Speaker 3: like no fake money, no fake money.
Speaker 2: For the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: By the way, when you went to cinema and presume
Speaker 3: you did what we all do, you sneak some snack
Speaker 3: ins rather than paying the exorbitant prices to buy anything there.
Speaker 4: Like, I can't get rid of it, I said earlier
Speaker 4: in the week when we were talking about our dad's
Speaker 4: not letting us buy desserts at restaurant. It's innate in
Speaker 4: me to be a cheapskate.
Speaker 5: People do that. It's so expensive.
Speaker 4: Then you got to skip those candy bar prices. So
Speaker 4: I snuck in some eminem peanut Eminem's to the cinema
Speaker 4: yesterday and I put on my Instagram that I was
Speaker 4: doing it. I got this great response from Natalie. She said,
Speaker 4: the best way to sneak stuff into a cinema is
Speaker 4: just have any woman and her purse. I've snuck in
Speaker 4: a whole pre cooked barbecue meal into a.
Speaker 5: Cinema before begs to purse.
Speaker 4: I'm talking potato salads, bread rolls, chicken kebab, steaks, snags,
Speaker 4: and a few sauces.
Speaker 3: I sort of did a party sort of arrangement going
Speaker 3: on there. That's crazy amount of food to be able
Speaker 3: to I take in Yesterday, I started my second term
Speaker 3: of my Wednesday night pottery.
Speaker 4: Class term too. I didn't even know there was a term.
Speaker 3: I signed back up, and I've got to be honest, right,
Speaker 3: A couple of people from the class that I did
Speaker 3: last last term are back in it as well. They're
Speaker 3: doing it to advance skills. It's very clear that I'm
Speaker 3: doing it like the kid that had to repeat them.
Speaker 3: My skills are not advancing. If anything, they're retreating.
Speaker 4: They're making teapots in your back to mugget.
Speaker 5: It turns out pottery is a lot than I thought
Speaker 5: I thought.
Speaker 4: It because what happened to at the end of two
Speaker 4: one there was meant to be a showcase. We were
Speaker 4: we were to be invited to see people were invited.
Speaker 3: You're all invited. It was Friday night, so everyone who's
Speaker 3: we must have been on a break. You were in America,
Speaker 3: you know, And I know you guys are busy. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't drag you all the way out to Bentley.
Speaker 4: I wanted to see the gallery shirt.
Speaker 5: Don't worry, don't worry. I'll bring them all in tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So there was there was a like an exhibition right
Speaker 3: at the end of the term for all the other
Speaker 3: classes so there was like thirteen class in total. So
Speaker 3: you're allowed to bring, like, you know, your friends and
Speaker 3: that to see your pottery wears. So Sarah's mum came along,
Speaker 3: my mother in law and the kids came along to
Speaker 3: see my stuff. And Ruby, who I joined the class with,
Speaker 3: and Rubies were on like top shelf right down the bottom.
Speaker 3: I'm not making this. I've taken photos on some sort
Speaker 3: of shelf of shape and not just that push to
Speaker 3: the back of a.
Speaker 4: Shell in the shadows?
Speaker 3: What mine? Oh dear, No, I mean right right, I'm
Speaker 3: not making that up. I'll give Perry the photos, put
Speaker 3: them up on our fees. Right right at the bottom,
Speaker 3: towards the back in the shadows were my six pieces.
Speaker 4: Now did they strictly say that it was a ranking
Speaker 4: system in the top shelf for the best and the
Speaker 4: bottom shelf?
Speaker 5: It was clear as you went down the shelf they got.
Speaker 4: Worse and worse.
Speaker 3: One of those down there? Did they get brake broken?
Speaker 3: Coming out the count?
Speaker 4: Are they half made ones?
Speaker 3: Did he did he miss Heaven? Or the other hour
Speaker 3: and a half long episodes? How how is he that bad?
Speaker 3: Whoever's that guy there dwelling in the shadows? I brought
Speaker 3: one of the pieces in today for you guys to see. Okay, this, Jack,
Speaker 3: how would you describe that nice clazing? You do any
Speaker 3: think that's the color you have? The clazy you sound color?
Speaker 4: Okay, it looks like a piece of pottery straight away.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you are you know you're eight feet away,
Speaker 3: so the untrained eye, yeah, it looks like a boy
Speaker 3: closer up.
Speaker 4: And I want to describe it. The first I can't
Speaker 4: really describe it because I don't know what it's meant
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm honest with you.
Speaker 5: It's a receptacle, that's all I know what.
Speaker 4: It's too small to drink out of. Yep, it's maybe
Speaker 4: something you would put like a dish for.
Speaker 3: So could you pass that to Jack so you can
Speaker 3: also feel I don't know order the instructor. How I've
Speaker 3: made it so dense and heavy. It's very heavy.
Speaker 4: It's it's shallow, like there's not a lot you could
Speaker 4: put in here. And then is this meant to be
Speaker 4: a spout? What's this pinch in it?
Speaker 5: I got to be honest.
Speaker 3: People can't ask me that, And I said it was
Speaker 3: just like I wanted to show that are the imperfections?
Speaker 3: Are the perfections. Okay, Well, in reality, I don't realize
Speaker 3: it turns out when clay is where you don't just
Speaker 3: pick it up like and so quick. A load of
Speaker 3: it just came off like that, which is why there's
Speaker 3: that strange dimple in it.
Speaker 4: There's showing imperfections, then there's straight up the imperfections is
Speaker 4: like small fingerprints on the outside.
Speaker 3: This I forgot about that as well.
Speaker 5: I sort of wipe your offield fingerprints. I just kept
Speaker 5: them on.
Speaker 4: This is a glaring, obvious mistake that you haven't fixed.
Speaker 5: It's like a scar.
Speaker 3: It's like an angry scar, isn't it with those old scars?
Speaker 4: It's nice. What are you going to use that for?
Speaker 5: Well, it's for foreign coins, yeah, I can see.
Speaker 4: That's really the only thing this can be is a
Speaker 4: coin dish for a few coins.
Speaker 3: It's just like your favorite ones. Put them all in there,
Speaker 3: maybe three, five max. So the good news, dear listeners, Tomorrow,
Speaker 3: I've got five other beautiful pieces like this that I'll
Speaker 3: be bringing in to give away with us. No one
Speaker 3: wants them in the house, apparently, What did.
Speaker 4: They do to deserve that?
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Last week, we asked for your song suggestions. Good songs
Speaker 3: sort of got questions of the song title. We played
Speaker 3: a whole hour of them between seven to eight. We've
Speaker 3: got a brand new theme. After seven o'clock, we genuinely
Speaker 3: have no music. There's no music for a whole hour.
Speaker 3: We are naked in the way and our backside is
Speaker 3: flapping in the wind. Please clothe us, please, it's so
Speaker 3: cold right now. All around my tanglies.
Speaker 4: They're flapping in the window.
Speaker 3: You know, head to fifteen next year and they are dropping.
Speaker 3: Give us songs to clothe us, okay, please, So the
Speaker 3: theme this week. Theme this week is songs with key changes.
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to hand over now to the resident
Speaker 3: on the show, professor of musicology, Jack Post. He can
Speaker 3: play guitar, Jack, what are key changes in songs?
Speaker 4: The key changes is something we use in music to
Speaker 4: elevate what is already a great song. So if we're
Speaker 4: in a chorus and we're having great fun, the whole
Speaker 4: band will go up a tone to lift the song.
Speaker 4: So if it's like Mary had a little lamb, we go, I.
Speaker 5: Love that Friendshiron song.
Speaker 4: We go with the crowds loving it. Mary had a
Speaker 4: little lamb up, Mary had a little lamb. Let's do
Speaker 4: it again, another key change. Mary had a little lamb.
Speaker 5: Great explanation.
Speaker 7: I'm back at school.
Speaker 3: Yeah but what but now do you understand it change?
Speaker 3: So have you got an example?
Speaker 4: Yes, I've brought in an example where they've used two
Speaker 4: key changes. A great ballad to Be with You by
Speaker 4: mister Big Come.
Speaker 8: On there, come out out the one Let's go up.
Speaker 5: There's actually two key change.
Speaker 4: Later on they have not had enough fun. They still
Speaker 4: can go higher and higher?
Speaker 3: How can they do it? All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: I've got on here living on a prayer. It is
Speaker 3: an amazing song by bon Jovi. Right, but John bon
Speaker 3: Jovi in this song this is you know. This is
Speaker 3: actually the Guinness Book of World Records. It's the highest
Speaker 3: note ever recorded by a man. It does get high,
Speaker 3: he does get really high, and it's barely human what
Speaker 3: John can do here. It's already a great soul.
Speaker 9: Don't take it higher?
Speaker 10: John sagal job tick, Oh my god, what the greatest.
Speaker 3: This is a great one. We've got to play this.
Speaker 3: The other one is Backstreet Boys. There's a bit where
Speaker 3: Nick Carter I just tell it like it is.
Speaker 5: He drops the hammer and it isn't like a normal
Speaker 5: mail hammer.
Speaker 3: It's a sledgehammer. When he starts to say, don't wanna
Speaker 3: he say you are get ready for the malar al
Speaker 3: key changes?
Speaker 5: God, Nick, do it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? All right, those are key changes. We're
Speaker 3: looking for a whole hour seven to eight our songs
Speaker 3: with key changes. What have you got for us? We
Speaker 3: need those clothes dangling, still dangling.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Right now in bond business. We are naked from seven,
Speaker 3: no clothes, backside flapping in the wind. And it's too
Speaker 3: cold for that today, too cold, shrinkage. We need songs.
Speaker 3: We have no songs between seven and eight. We want
Speaker 3: an hour, an amazing hour, powerful hour of radio. Every
Speaker 3: single song is a great song with a key change.
Speaker 3: What's a key change? Mister big come on there, come
Speaker 3: on out, no one to show you. Then you throw
Speaker 3: shade all over that, poops all over it. John bon Jovi,
Speaker 3: w all right, let's find out what songs you go
Speaker 3: then big songs? We keep changes? Here do we go to?
Speaker 3: First of all, Good morning Mick.
Speaker 11: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 12: Now are you I I'm.
Speaker 3: Good Mick, and I hope you won't have you having
Speaker 3: a good week? What have you got what song?
Speaker 13: I've got dum with turned back time?
Speaker 3: Wow, Hey, big song. I like it.
Speaker 8: Mike, that's a big one, Mike, that's a great one.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Mate. Have a good day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you say Christian so much.
Speaker 3: Gabrielle, good morning, Hello, Hello? All right?
Speaker 5: What songs are key changes? If you've got Gabrielle, I've
Speaker 5: got two songs.
Speaker 12: First one is Love on Top five Beyonce lots of
Speaker 12: key dators, and the second one is Man in the
Speaker 12: Mirror by Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: All right, which one? Who want to play first? I've
Speaker 3: got them both. The line, which one are you want
Speaker 3: to go first?
Speaker 13: I reckon the Michael Jackson song Man the Mirror A
Speaker 13: good song, good artist, good message.
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 3: Goodness, It's be the change, be the change. Change. Here
Speaker 3: we go now we got it. Happens when you get
Speaker 3: in too much power. We did go, all right, Gabrielle.
Speaker 3: The other one Beyondce Love on Top. I think there
Speaker 3: are seven in this. Yeah, here we don't go. Let's
Speaker 3: wait for it if we go.
Speaker 14: Amazing Actually thinks Beyonce over uses it. Too many, too many,
Speaker 14: too many, too showy yeah, one too maximum, maximum, too
Speaker 14: much you're going overboard, all right, Gabrielle, thank you very much.
Speaker 9: No, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Enjoying the day, thank you, and you all right a
Speaker 3: brighter not.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know Kyle's show podcast.
Speaker 3: What song? So you know I've got big key change
Speaker 3: is in? That's the theme today. Songs are key changes.
Speaker 3: Christian I can't call him but Genesis invisible touch amazing
Speaker 3: key change for Phil Collins. This comes from Gary. Let's
Speaker 3: have a listen to this.
Speaker 10: Such a one song film.
Speaker 3: Christian Lee, singer of Way Snake, goes much higher on
Speaker 3: John bon Jovi on here we go again. Don't make
Speaker 3: claims like that you can't back up. Do not do that.
Speaker 3: Jason go on in Jason.
Speaker 12: Hey, good morning guys. There we go.
Speaker 3: Yeah we're good. Jason. What song for you? Big key change?
Speaker 13: Billy Ocean, Get out of my dreams and into my car?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he saw teases you with it.
Speaker 5: Here he's warming up with us.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is a brilliant one. We've got to play this, Jason.
Speaker 3: That's definitely coming on after seven o'clock one. Don't Jason
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 13: Awesome, Thank you have a great day.
Speaker 3: Bailey, Good morning, Bailey, good morning, are you yeah? Good baby?
Speaker 5: How are you not.
Speaker 3: Too about yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah good yeah?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Good week so far?
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, got to complain. And now, Bailey, let's get
Speaker 3: down to business. What song with a key change?
Speaker 13: The song I had was I Had Nothing by Whitney Houston.
Speaker 13: Just a powerful ball just to drive it home.
Speaker 5: Just to drive it.
Speaker 3: Wow, Oh my gosh, what a boy powerful. That is amazing, Bailey.
Speaker 3: That's a great one. Thank you very much, loose guys,
Speaker 3: have a good day. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Hang on, did we have this song?
Speaker 3: Last week?
Speaker 5: We'll be looking for songs with questions in dare we?
Speaker 5: How long do you think we go?
Speaker 3: Every week?
Speaker 5: Wherever the theme is we cramming this song to someone
Speaker 5: up the fact?
Speaker 3: Andrew?
Speaker 16: Yes, Hello, team.
Speaker 5: Hello Andrew Andrew. What song have you got for us?
Speaker 13: Michael Bolden? How can we be lovers?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 5: I haven't heard this in Angels. Let's have a listen.
Speaker 17: We can work.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it has to be. It demands to
Speaker 3: go in. He doesn't need a big run up like
Speaker 3: Billy Ocean's, like Ben Brown starts that run up in
Speaker 3: the car book. He just gets He just gets into it.
Speaker 5: Dick you me doesn't need a warm up.
Speaker 9: The interesting thing is that songs written by a woman
Speaker 9: called Diane Warren who did.
Speaker 11: The Shirts song you played earlier, and she gets lots
Speaker 11: of key changes in.
Speaker 3: All right, so she also did this one. Yeah, shout
Speaker 3: out Diane Warrenton.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much Andrew for the pop up pop fact.
Speaker 13: Hello, hurry you have a good day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I love whoever's this texa mean? You didn't put your
Speaker 3: name on it? That Titanic song? You work it out,
Speaker 3: mister DJ huh okay and he's good.
Speaker 5: That is it? Celean Dion that song?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Let's get into the trade games.
Speaker 15: When trades go to war, only one can rule them all.
Speaker 17: Shippy's prickies head to here.
Speaker 15: Who's the sharpest in the shed, flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash,
Speaker 15: he's cans of fief.
Speaker 17: For breakfast trade.
Speaker 4: He's time for more.
Speaker 17: Gold is one. You're fighting for.
Speaker 3: Gold is wait fighting four and five thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 3: Thanks for Sudden Tools helping Aussies build for over one
Speaker 3: hundred years. Trill the Ausy way, trill with Sudden Tools.
Speaker 3: So we're selling it once and for all. After war?
Speaker 3: What is there? There's peace that bringing peace to the
Speaker 3: building sites, to the renovations of Melbourne.
Speaker 5: You will know once and for all, thanks to the first.
Speaker 3: Ever inaugural Trading Games, Trading will take on trading. These
Speaker 3: events have been purposely designed for you eyes. They're right
Speaker 3: across multi disciplinary events. Yeah. One of the heats next
Speaker 3: week time pressure or parallel parking challenge. You know you
Speaker 3: have that trailer, how well can you park it under pressure?
Speaker 3: Live on air next week. Five thousand dollars up for grabs.
Speaker 3: Lines are open now. Trades nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three. Some of you record us yesterday after
Speaker 3: the show wanting in Hey good.
Speaker 13: Any Christian, Yeah, that's the number still fix on men,
Speaker 13: we'll probably the hardest work on the planet here.
Speaker 2: That's a trade.
Speaker 13: I'm pretty much switch from seven o'clock till seven at night.
Speaker 13: I guess you know you need a QI in there too.
Speaker 13: You know that's pretty much on a nutshell.
Speaker 5: You know that's great?
Speaker 18: Yea, well, thank you very much, Hi Christian, Jack and Patsy.
Speaker 18: I'd like to put forward three tradees from South Gippsland.
Speaker 2: Here's my palm for you guys.
Speaker 18: You want tradees I'll give you three.
Speaker 5: Can kill the dog out. I mean as soon as
Speaker 5: you hear it.
Speaker 3: Yet it once you know there's going to be a
Speaker 3: cup more you cannot show you according for.
Speaker 4: And it's a poem as well. It's a message like
Speaker 4: I'm being heckled, an open mic mine.
Speaker 5: Let's go back to the kitchen.
Speaker 18: Hi, Christian, Jack and Patsy. I'd like to put forward
Speaker 18: three trades from South Gippsland. Here's my poem for you guys.
Speaker 18: You want trades, I'll give you three of the best.
Speaker 18: They take a Leach job with Pizzazz and Zest, introducing
Speaker 18: mister MacLean, very tall and he's sort of lean.
Speaker 2: Then there's Phil Well here's no deal.
Speaker 18: Last but not LEAs is a clown of the crew, Mason.
Speaker 18: He cracks a joke or too. He knows their role
Speaker 18: and so it begins. Ash on the hammer, fill on
Speaker 18: the saw, and then there's Mace making them raw. Despite
Speaker 18: the shenanigans they have on site, they build a perfection
Speaker 18: and make sure everything's right for these three chippies. No
Speaker 18: jobs are chore. They will fight to win gold FM
Speaker 18: trade war, so bring it on, whatever it is. They
Speaker 18: will do their best while taking the piss.
Speaker 5: Beautiful, and she's got annoyed with that dog. It went
Speaker 5: like real quietly, something's.
Speaker 3: Happened to it. That's what it's happened. That has been
Speaker 3: taken care of. All right, pee that dog. That Titanic song,
Speaker 3: you know the one? All right, play this one now.
Speaker 3: I just want to warn you. I know there's a
Speaker 3: lot of trades that listen to the show Thank you
Speaker 3: for your ears. What you're about to hear is possibly
Speaker 3: the strongest sledge, not just in the trading games but ever.
Speaker 19: Hey, Christians, Dania, I saw you looking for some trades
Speaker 19: and I'm your number one chippy from Melbourne. It takes
Speaker 19: studs to build houses, and I'm your number one nail.
Speaker 19: There's no nail. I can't hit straight. There's no wood.
Speaker 19: I can't saw through it. So Christian, you have to
Speaker 19: pick me as your number one.
Speaker 3: There's no wood he can't saw through. Suddenly, trades are
Speaker 3: dropping their saws going. I'm putting the phone down. He's
Speaker 3: throwing shade over every site right now. There's no nail
Speaker 3: he can't hit, and there's no wood. There's no wood
Speaker 3: he cuts all through all right, light are open now, trades,
Speaker 3: give us a call. Is there no wood that you
Speaker 3: gots all through?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 3: Now, you can't have us straight.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Trade ees athletes for next week's tradey games.
Speaker 15: When trades go to war, only one can rule them all.
Speaker 17: Chippy is prickies head to head.
Speaker 15: Who's the sharpest in the shed, flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash,
Speaker 15: He's cans and feet for breakfast trade hees time for more.
Speaker 17: Dodie's one you're fighting for.
Speaker 19: Hey, Christian Dania. I thought you're looking for some trades
Speaker 19: and I'm your number one chippy from Melbourne. It takes
Speaker 19: doud to the old healths and I'm your number one nail.
Speaker 2: There's no nil.
Speaker 19: I can't hit straight, there's no wood. I can't saw
Speaker 19: through it. So Christian, you have to pick me as
Speaker 19: your number one.
Speaker 3: Strong talk, strong tal. I fear the power on that one,
Speaker 3: all right, So so far taking part competing next week
Speaker 3: silb a Chippy, Jay Cladding Installation and Jason A. Baker
Speaker 3: once more with Jason A. Baker. He's had strong hand
Speaker 3: into it yesterday he did.
Speaker 5: He read a strong cans.
Speaker 3: Still no Sparkys. Sparky's get all the stick on site right,
Speaker 3: Where are you sparkys? Where are you plumbers? Nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three? Who've we got here?
Speaker 3: Good morning Jamie, Good morning Christian Jamie. Welcome to the
Speaker 3: Trading Games. Why should you be taking part next week?
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 4: I'm a landscaper down on the peninsula and I've been
Speaker 4: a landscaper for fifteen.
Speaker 9: Years, so i think I've got what it takes. And
Speaker 9: it's called work smarter, not harder. So i think I've
Speaker 9: got these boys under my little finger here.
Speaker 3: You're right, it's smart the to see us crown the
Speaker 3: winner next week, to find the winner. Actually, all the
Speaker 3: events are various things like so for a landscape, you'll
Speaker 3: be used to sort of reversing a trailer at speed,
Speaker 3: aren't you?
Speaker 5: And doing it well?
Speaker 9: Absolutely, especially during the summertime down here on the peninsula.
Speaker 9: Have you ever tried to pipe on the Rye main Street?
Speaker 4: I haven't, I haven't.
Speaker 3: You're ready, We're on the ropes, We pan it there,
Speaker 3: we shrunk away jacket. I should want you to the
Speaker 3: least and man latest men in Australia. Actually, possibly what's
Speaker 3: beneath our first? Beneath a beta seata delta men.
Speaker 4: I don't even want to go to ride.
Speaker 3: He gets a little bit tasty that during school leagues,
Speaker 3: so it's eighteen year olds might push me around.
Speaker 5: Jamie, you're in the Minx next week. Come on down
Speaker 5: Monday heat number one.
Speaker 13: You're in look out Christians.
Speaker 3: Thank you? Okay, Jamie, and let's go to Aden.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Jaden.
Speaker 3: There we go, good Jayden? So why should it be
Speaker 3: you next week? Take him on in the trading games.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 13: Start off by saying Ryan the say and how he
Speaker 13: can hit it and nail in a you're going to
Speaker 13: start off by saying, m well, don't better nails? How
Speaker 13: are you swinging at it? But I should be the
Speaker 13: trading games basically because I do a little bit of
Speaker 13: every trade and that's my job. I'm except for electrical,
Speaker 13: and that just comes down to not minding a little
Speaker 13: bit of hard work. So I put us in there
Speaker 13: and I'll have the bragging rights in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And what trade do you do? Jaden?
Speaker 13: Playground installation?
Speaker 3: Oh what he's sorry? A slide? Uh?
Speaker 5: You know the Merry Go Round.
Speaker 4: I got to get in this, yeah, right right?
Speaker 3: You kind of have kids gonna wap the old slide?
Speaker 3: Can you bob the builder on the line.
Speaker 5: Here you build it. My slide's wonky.
Speaker 4: So stand back here, Jada. When you say you do
Speaker 4: a bit of every trade, master Ball, you're not doing plumbing.
Speaker 4: You're not doing brick work.
Speaker 13: Well doesn't irrigation and pop one's coming to plumbing doesn't.
Speaker 13: Basically your edging. When you're doing your retiring walls, you got.
Speaker 3: Your plumber plumbing and the kids ping on these playgrounds
Speaker 3: not rough for the area, and they're not weaning down
Speaker 3: the slides away is what it is that part of
Speaker 3: the irrigation, the plumbing system, the slide. Jada, we need you,
Speaker 3: we need is a baker a playground installer.
Speaker 5: I love it, Jay didn't.
Speaker 3: You're in good? All right, bring a slide Monday, all right?
Speaker 5: Tradees?
Speaker 3: Where are you plumbers? Where are you sparkys? You're running scared?
Speaker 3: Come on give us a.
Speaker 2: Call well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Where are you Sparky's? Where are you plumbers? We're looking
Speaker 3: for athletes for the trading games next week, Christian. No
Speaker 3: plumbers have called up because we work too hard and
Speaker 3: are too good for mere competitions. All right, mate, you're
Speaker 3: running scared. Sparky's are still drinking their hot chocolates at
Speaker 3: their mummy's house. I'm actually having shocking.
Speaker 5: It is. That's just what I'll say that. All right.
Speaker 3: So the second last few contenders for the trading games
Speaker 3: for this morning, Shannon, come on him. Good morning morning, Shannon.
Speaker 3: So I think you might be on hands free, so
Speaker 3: if we can just get you on the phone. It's
Speaker 3: a little bit hard to hear you, Shannon is better. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there we go, Yeah, crystal clear. All right, Shannon, Why
Speaker 3: should it be you next week?
Speaker 16: I'm a plaster. I'm the second best plaster in Melbourne.
Speaker 16: I haven't meat the best yet. Every trade, every job
Speaker 16: needs a plaster. We go in, we fix up all
Speaker 16: the stuff up that the carpenters do. We cover up
Speaker 16: all their work with their plaster board. We sweep up
Speaker 16: all the sparkis mess because they're allergic to brooms and
Speaker 16: so you need Every trade needs a plaster.
Speaker 5: Yeah you are.
Speaker 3: You are like a Swiss army life. That is hard,
Speaker 3: hard back breaking work.
Speaker 5: My dad used to be. A plaster is backbreaking work.
Speaker 13: It is very hard, backbreaking work.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you job. Yeah, all right, mind me
Speaker 3: you Shannon, stay there. Let's try Jason here. Good morning, Jason.
Speaker 12: Hi, Hi Christian, how are you.
Speaker 5: I'm going to Jason, and what trade do you?
Speaker 12: I'm a farmer and you've called out called out to it.
Speaker 12: So I've been a farmer for.
Speaker 9: Thirty two years.
Speaker 12: We keep you, we keep you dry with the metal roost,
Speaker 12: we keep.
Speaker 9: You going to the toilet. We are the best sighlight
Speaker 9: from the front and air time.
Speaker 12: You can't pass us plumbers up.
Speaker 19: And that fit.
Speaker 12: That song, by the way, was very fitting.
Speaker 9: That's what the Whitney Houston song.
Speaker 12: All the other trades should be singing that to us plumbers.
Speaker 3: I have no feat I like it. And with that
Speaker 3: one line, Jason, you are pets. You just got selected.
Speaker 3: Well done, Jason. The Whitney Houston had me at Whitney.
Speaker 3: You're right, we can't get without you guys.
Speaker 5: All right, Jason, We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 3: Well done?
Speaker 5: Is all right? Now this is an interesting one. Okay,
Speaker 5: we've got Dean on the.
Speaker 3: Dean corning.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Ways, I'm good Dean.
Speaker 3: So, uh, you've got someone who actually want to try
Speaker 3: to urge to call this show to take part in
Speaker 3: the trading games. Is a mate of yours?
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's a madam. It's got to score payback fat
Speaker 12: three years ago. So I'm calling out Dave Jamble from
Speaker 12: Phantom Elitrical if he's app for the challenge. Quickly, Triata says,
Speaker 12: how good he is, So Dave, he's a chance.
Speaker 3: So it's Dave Campbell Jamble Jay Jay Ja Dave Jamble.
Speaker 12: Get from Phantom Electrical.
Speaker 5: Too Electrical, the Fantasmic.
Speaker 12: Yeah exactly, he named He named the company after Phantom Comics.
Speaker 12: He's a big fan and I know he's pitten. So
Speaker 12: this is a chance to prove, prove your mate on
Speaker 12: the biggest stage by hope your shumering.
Speaker 5: Mates like this. All right, this hobe, he calls him.
Speaker 12: Yeah, litten, Thanks guys, all.
Speaker 3: Right, cheers, We have a good day, Dave the Phantom.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian My partner Steve is an amazing panel beater and
Speaker 3: a jack of all trades.
Speaker 5: He's very anal with his work.
Speaker 3: I think we can have that kind of talk on
Speaker 3: the show, actually kind of a sledge like that, turn
Speaker 3: to move on, I fear.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: I follow Russell Crowe on social media and I saw
Speaker 3: yesterday that he was taking his kids around like the
Speaker 3: Colosseum in Rome. Obviously going back to Gladiator and Patsy.
Speaker 3: In your news today, you were talking about how we's
Speaker 3: because I've been to assisting Chabel right and you heard
Speaker 3: him it was actually got a soulless experience because there's
Speaker 3: so many You're on like a sea of mainly gorongoloids
Speaker 3: from America called Chuck right, who look like they've eaten
Speaker 3: other people. They're like sweating and you're all moving along
Speaker 3: the white rappids and you'll move along and you're not
Speaker 3: allowed said everywhere they yell at you. Right, they've got
Speaker 3: like lifeguards. You can't take any photos, but Russell got
Speaker 3: in there any to take photos and look beautiful.
Speaker 7: Yes, no, photography is not allowed because of all the
Speaker 7: precious artwork.
Speaker 3: But what difference does it make to the artwork.
Speaker 7: Well, no, the flash affects the artwork absolutely.
Speaker 15: You know what.
Speaker 6: I got kicked out of Graceland when we went because
Speaker 6: I couldn't figure out on our camera how to turn
Speaker 6: the flash off, and so the security guard came up.
Speaker 5: Really the reason.
Speaker 3: I feel there's more of a story, that's the official
Speaker 3: They were making out on the bed.
Speaker 6: And the security guard came up said, ma'am, if you
Speaker 6: don't turn your flash off, I'm going to have to
Speaker 6: ask you Lee.
Speaker 5: So is Indian?
Speaker 7: Was he anyway?
Speaker 6: I couldn't figure it out, And Chris is like, can
Speaker 6: you please like fix that?
Speaker 3: I don't know how to turn it off. I want
Speaker 3: to know the science to what does the flash do
Speaker 3: to stuff?
Speaker 7: I've got no idea.
Speaker 4: I do know that museums have to be careful about
Speaker 4: direct light from windows because over time the sun coming in,
Speaker 4: the sun coming in, but you think of flash is
Speaker 4: going to fade it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what the science whether it would
Speaker 3: be like thousands of that happening over time, that exposure
Speaker 3: who knows.
Speaker 4: It becomes like the sun that's deep.
Speaker 5: So and also he managed to have a private tour.
Speaker 7: He had a private tour. Yes, well, who is Russell Crowe?
Speaker 7: Of course he does well.
Speaker 4: So they shut the doors for one day for all
Speaker 4: those tourists.
Speaker 5: The summer holidays over there.
Speaker 3: Can you mention they'd be like one thousand people have
Speaker 3: come around, right, they've planned there and today we're going
Speaker 3: Russell Crowe, you know. And also Russell Crowe is like
Speaker 3: it's a few years since Gladdie. I mean sure Gladiated
Speaker 3: get it shut. I mean the last time he had
Speaker 3: a big movies quite a few years ago. How's he
Speaker 3: getting powers?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: And also it's the Pope's house basically, isn't it around there?
Speaker 3: Is he ringing the Pope? Has he got that the
Speaker 3: old number? I know it's a new guy and I
Speaker 3: just update my phone.
Speaker 5: It's Russell you know Gladiator.
Speaker 4: Maybe Gladiator is like when you get him life membership
Speaker 4: with the AFL. You can just come and go as
Speaker 4: you please.
Speaker 5: It's very Australian to turn up, whether your family going.
Speaker 3: We want that private tour now, you should have claimed
Speaker 3: it when the movie came out.
Speaker 5: This voucher has expired.
Speaker 3: So in one of those morning who has had a
Speaker 3: private tour somewhere. Whenever you hear someone said and they
Speaker 3: we had a private tour of where it was, I'm
Speaker 3: always jealous because you think you're getting the sneaky peak
Speaker 3: at all. So if you've had a private tour, please
Speaker 3: let us not. And if anyone can explain the science
Speaker 3: of why flash photography isn't allowed in museums, please don't call.
Speaker 3: We're not that interested.
Speaker 1: Carl A Brighter, You're listening to the question you know
Speaker 1: Carl Show.
Speaker 3: Podcast, Christian, I think Russell Crowe had paid for the
Speaker 3: renovation of the Sistine Chapel. Come on, yeah, mate, you
Speaker 3: want some color bond out there to flaking around the
Speaker 3: edges trade and knew this catching hands got to be
Speaker 3: catching hands, not paying for the restoration.
Speaker 4: I love the idea though, that the man who bought
Speaker 4: the South Sydney Rabbit Oz also paid for historical piece
Speaker 4: of artwork to be re rendered.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Then he saiday, then, is that Russell Crowe has gone
Speaker 3: on a private tour? Good on a pend min of
Speaker 3: his family is of Sistine Chapel. We want to know
Speaker 3: where have you gone on a private tour? Nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three Chris, Good morning, Good morning, Christian?
Speaker 3: Who are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Chris. Where have you been?
Speaker 11: Gordon Ramsy's restaurant when he opened at Crown, All right?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 16: It was unbelievable. It was so clean.
Speaker 11: You could have etten off the four could have instead
Speaker 11: of the table, we could.
Speaker 13: Have eaten in the kitchen. Not a micro right, yeah,
Speaker 13: and not a microwave inside either.
Speaker 5: Really and what was Gordon like?
Speaker 3: Is charming?
Speaker 5: In real life, isn't.
Speaker 11: He absolutely absolutely not what you see on TV.
Speaker 3: No swearing, no swearing, all right, Chris, thank you very
Speaker 3: much and cool.
Speaker 5: No do you guys have a good day and you Anthony.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good Christian?
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good?
Speaker 5: And where have you been on a private tour.
Speaker 11: I've spent a few years working in Europe, in Milan
Speaker 11: in particular, and a work colleague had a relationship with
Speaker 11: the Catholic Church and he he managed to get us
Speaker 11: into the Pope's private Vatican gardens.
Speaker 3: He had the keys or something to the Vatican. He
Speaker 3: was a guy locked up at night, you get getting
Speaker 3: sleeping at the moment.
Speaker 11: I think I think he was blessed somehow in the
Speaker 11: Catholic Church. I was able to get us through the
Speaker 11: Swiss guards into the back gardens. But I couldn't believe
Speaker 11: that there's actually a multi level duty free store inside
Speaker 11: the Vatican garden.
Speaker 3: I mean, the pos some with all that millions they've
Speaker 3: got in wealth, you know, so he's got his own
Speaker 3: duty free shop.
Speaker 11: Yep, three levels full of Prata and Gucci and all
Speaker 11: the rest of the labels.
Speaker 3: Those nuns love the old big, old meg sized tom
Speaker 3: amazing and then with the customers. I didn't know there
Speaker 3: was duty free in That doesn't feel right somehow, does it?
Speaker 9: Well, I guess, I'll guess.
Speaker 11: Technically it's a privent country, right free for their own
Speaker 11: for their own residents. So everything in there is effectively
Speaker 11: tax free, the petrol, the duty free store.
Speaker 3: So right, you don't see the Pope around Rome just
Speaker 3: filling up at a servo or a Rome context.
Speaker 5: Do you you know he's got his own jeet stuff
Speaker 5: on the side.
Speaker 4: It would be weird for him to stand in the
Speaker 4: pope mabille.
Speaker 3: It looks like all right, Anthony, thank you very much
Speaker 3: for comte. That's a great one.
Speaker 2: Have a good day, Have a good one, Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: show podcast.
Speaker 3: In life, I think there are things that are a
Speaker 3: kind of natural form of contraception. My daughter turned eighteen,
Speaker 3: Ruby one of her friends got a dream capture. And
Speaker 3: I don't mean like one of those small little ones.
Speaker 3: I mean a big ass or it's like three foot.
Speaker 3: It's big and I can mega size pizza. And she was,
Speaker 3: I'm going to put this on my bedroom when I leave.
Speaker 3: And January got a university and I was about to go,
Speaker 3: oh my god, that look all for I thought, oh
Speaker 3: my god, now that'd be brilliant, because that will be
Speaker 3: I didn't say this, but in my mind, that is
Speaker 3: a natural contraceptive. Because if you see that and you're
Speaker 3: a guy, you're going do you know what rain check?
Speaker 4: I've just remembered I left a load of washing.
Speaker 3: On three foot dream catcher, natural form of contraception. There
Speaker 3: are others. Too many plants, too many plants in a
Speaker 3: bedroom all the worse, too many dead plants. Something's gone on,
Speaker 3: the energy's not right in there. What do we think
Speaker 3: of the other natural contraceptive?
Speaker 4: So what I had that I didn't even know at
Speaker 4: the time was a natural contraceptive was the chin up
Speaker 4: bar in the doorway of my bedroom.
Speaker 3: It's in with that.
Speaker 7: I don't mind a chinup plant because I was.
Speaker 4: A scrawny teenager who obviously wasn't news.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, Jack, to do do you think, well, okay,
Speaker 3: it makes sense, you got it. But I guess how
Speaker 3: he used to be. Now you are a jack guy.
Speaker 3: But I mean years ago, it would have looked it
Speaker 3: would have screamed off insecurity.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what a willing suitor would have seen the bars and.
Speaker 3: Willing This is Downtown Radio, But I got Downtown aby FM.
Speaker 4: A winning suitor, someone I brought back to this room.
Speaker 4: I would have seen my skinny arms. Then looked after
Speaker 4: the bar and goes, well, he's a lot going.
Speaker 3: On here, and it's not a great leny hanging this
Speaker 3: toweload and stuff like that. One of these you want him?
Speaker 3: We got it. You got a door, you got a gym.
Speaker 3: Hit bigger, harder and stronger with the all new Powerful
Speaker 3: Tower two hundred from Buddy by Jakis Patsy. What do
Speaker 3: you think is a natural contraceptive?
Speaker 6: I went out with a guy once wept back to
Speaker 6: his place, and in his bedroom, in his wardrobe he
Speaker 6: had outfits of stormtroopers from Star Wars, like several outfits
Speaker 6: that he'd wear to conventions and stuff. And I thought,
Speaker 6: I asked him about it, and he goes, yeah, with
Speaker 6: them all the time to comic con and stuff.
Speaker 7: And I thought, no, I'm tapping out.
Speaker 3: That's not for me. Sorry, not a willing suitor coming
Speaker 3: in the big replacement to maps.
Speaker 5: Willing suitors are nine, all right, give us a call.
Speaker 3: Then, what do you think of the extra other natural
Speaker 3: forms of contraceptive?
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: So in one another morning, then what do you think
Speaker 3: of the other natural contraceptives? Christian a guy I dated,
Speaker 3: at a very large picture of his mum on his
Speaker 3: bedside table, subject tending for this email. By the way,
Speaker 3: willing suitors.
Speaker 5: It is from Denise.
Speaker 3: I believe he's married now, but it must have taken
Speaker 3: a few unwilling suitors to find the right lady. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a That's a red flag, isn't it. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Anthony Coome morning, Anthony, good morning, all. How are we? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But good mate?
Speaker 5: And what do you think is a natural contraceptive?
Speaker 9: Porcelain goals with those eyes that look at you.
Speaker 11: I went to girl's house and she had about fifteen
Speaker 11: of them on the counter and like the address table
Speaker 11: in the room, and I'm like, what.
Speaker 19: The hell is that.
Speaker 12: She's like, oh, they're my friends.
Speaker 15: They're my dolls over my years, and she started naming
Speaker 15: one was called Jemimah, and like, I'm just thinking play school.
Speaker 13: Jemima's like a blanket.
Speaker 19: Or towel over him.
Speaker 3: Just I'm looking at me.
Speaker 9: She's like, oh no, no, you can't touch them their antiques.
Speaker 16: You know, they're my friends.
Speaker 9: And I just said, yeah, I'll catch.
Speaker 3: Alida Anthony, thank you very much for call. Let's go
Speaker 3: to uh, Tanya, Hi here going? Oh good Tania, what
Speaker 3: is it for you?
Speaker 9: Oh my god. I was playing this guy for a
Speaker 9: couple of months and then he said to me, Oh,
Speaker 9: I'm going to take here somewhere really special. And I thought, oh, Graus,
Speaker 9: it's going to take me on a picnic or to
Speaker 9: a beautiful restaurant. But we drove and we pulled up
Speaker 9: at this building and I'm thinking, what is this? And
Speaker 9: they went inside and it was a snake.
Speaker 5: Sorry, it was a snake. Same farmer.
Speaker 3: Don't know they farmer there, although we work in there,
Speaker 3: but they work in the land of plows.
Speaker 9: And they wanted to buy a snake. And then he
Speaker 9: must have stayed my face and he told me not
Speaker 9: to be.
Speaker 5: Approved deal breaker. Did the relationship carry on?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 5: All right, Chiny, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You cool?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, today is World Hygiene Day. A couple of
Speaker 3: hygiene facts from producer Rio just two. Madonna reportedly requires
Speaker 3: a new toilet seat that every new venue she tours.
Speaker 4: Come on, No, I actually like that. If I was
Speaker 4: going to put anything on a rider because you actually
Speaker 4: been there before.
Speaker 5: You what you do? You can look around the wall,
Speaker 5: see on the posters. Every backside has been on it.
Speaker 3: I want to it wears a led Zeppe vert sat
Speaker 3: or Mick Jagger, Yes, Stevie Nicks. And she also has
Speaker 3: a designated DNA squad cleaner dressing room before chances. I
Speaker 3: think a lot of musicians do it the other way around.
Speaker 3: The cleaner's wrong. But no DNA matter anywhere? All right,
Speaker 3: So we're looking for a world cleaning day. Cleaning songs?
Speaker 3: What songs do cleaners listen to on their eyepods? Dot
Speaker 3: tay two? Hello, we live dusting in the dark? Silver,
Speaker 3: where the stains have no name? You too, where the
Speaker 3: stains have no names? Silver plus, but a prince I
Speaker 3: would dicen for you, sid if I would die for you. Gold,
Speaker 3: get that Va sweep chart of mine?
Speaker 4: Silver?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Apple night to get dusty Gold?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Don't you wash your girlfriend?
Speaker 5: What's hot?
Speaker 3: Light me? Gold?
Speaker 4: Bus?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 5: Jack cleaning songs?
Speaker 4: What have you got hygienie in a bottle?
Speaker 5: Oh? Very good?
Speaker 3: Gold?
Speaker 4: Start staile to heaven, stera ale to sterile, Yeah heaven. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they got to do the handrails on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, same with Madonna.
Speaker 4: Bronze A Jackson Diane.
Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah, silver an in the scrub.
Speaker 7: You're a new scrub daddy.
Speaker 5: I was waiting for the scrub daddy. Well we found it.
Speaker 5: Silver Carler brighter.
Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, Jackie boy, are you ready to mark the time?
Speaker 4: Was staem a?
Speaker 3: Whatd hygiene day? We're working for your cleaning songs? Best
Speaker 3: and show off to see Joseph. It's technically dream code
Speaker 3: the musical man. I feel like a cleaner Bronze.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all out of dove.
Speaker 4: Silver plus.
Speaker 3: That's good, Pam ninety nine problems, but the dishes ain't one.
Speaker 3: Silver wedding gold good Adam, well done, Papa, don't bleach gold,
Speaker 3: will Smith getting jiffy with it. Gold plus Chris Williams
Speaker 3: taking bout. That's fairly good, Billy Sheen gold. Do you
Speaker 3: think I'll win dexy Silva that deserves gold? That's good,
Speaker 3: Come on, son of a bleacher man, Silva long way
Speaker 3: till the mop silver, don't clean me this way.
Speaker 5: Gold, he's moved off.
Speaker 3: Silver, guys. I thought he was actually just sending us
Speaker 3: an officer while those out of office replies, he's gone home.
Speaker 3: You need a long handled mop if you want to
Speaker 3: rock and roll bronze. No scrub daddy cool phony m
Speaker 3: daddy cool, scrub daddy cool silver.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I was trying to think I've got it.
Speaker 3: What have I told you before about that? We've spoken
Speaker 3: about the thinking. Don't need it on breakfast radio.
Speaker 5: Just speak and go on.
Speaker 4: I'm going to try and remember the winner's name for
Speaker 4: the person who's gonna win the ticket. And I've remembered it.
Speaker 5: Oh God, so good, so good, well done.
Speaker 3: I'm back back on Air's back live guys.
Speaker 4: Back sadly the people from here on out.
Speaker 3: No, I know that's what I can't give it here,
Speaker 3: flush it, flush it, real good gold. He likes everything now.
Speaker 5: He's woken up.
Speaker 3: Yesterday around about this holiday, Jack kept moaning that you
Speaker 3: Andy brak straggling and went to the vending machine, which
Speaker 3: is a cry for help, a cry for out. A
Speaker 3: quarter to nine in the morning. We should have we
Speaker 3: should have done an intervention.
Speaker 5: Quarter to nine. He's gotten to have an arrow bar chocolate.
Speaker 7: It a quarter to nine.
Speaker 4: I just needed something to line my stomach and anything
Speaker 4: well comedy.
Speaker 3: Thanks you where were we? That's right live on air.
Speaker 3: Every breath you take, I'll be washing you silver. Another
Speaker 3: one bites a duster silver plus mopping me softly Gold
Speaker 3: Escape Paul and cooie up, pour some sugar soap on
Speaker 3: me go Duran, Duran Union of the Shaken Back Bronze. Okay,
Speaker 3: who is winning those tickets?
Speaker 4: Congratulations Chris for getting Jippy with it?
Speaker 2: Yes, wel doome the Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 5: Podcast tomorrow's show.
Speaker 3: Then it's all about the final search for two trades.
Speaker 15: Actually, when trades go to war, only one can rule
Speaker 15: them all. Chippy's brickies head to here. Who's the sharpest
Speaker 15: in the shed? Flooring, filing, framing, fences, cash, He's canton
Speaker 15: fief for breakfast trade.
Speaker 17: He's time for more gold is what you're final for?
Speaker 3: All right? The trading games start Monday next week. Why
Speaker 3: are we doing this? Successor it? Once and for all?
Speaker 3: Who is the king of all trades? Which trading is
Speaker 3: the smartest? Seven of you will go up against each
Speaker 3: other starting in our first heat on Monday, second heat Wednesday,
Speaker 3: grand final on Friday.
Speaker 5: The winner gets five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: In cash, and also they get to another one to
Speaker 3: forward their trade more than any other trade. It's the
Speaker 3: king of all trades.
Speaker 5: Who would it be? We will find out now.
Speaker 3: When we started talking a couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 3: we just started asking the question who on the site
Speaker 3: works the hardest, who is the smartest? There was so
Speaker 3: much argument people were picking on. Basically Sparky's said they
Speaker 3: earn more money. They lauded up one trade. Two trades.
Speaker 3: We haven't heard from ore, the brickies and the Sparkyes,
Speaker 3: where are you? We've hearded from everybody.
Speaker 5: One of the people competing is a baker. A baker.
Speaker 3: He made such a strong case yesterday I let him
Speaker 3: be the first trady in Now.
Speaker 5: Normally, in our mind, just the we're on the.
Speaker 3: Same page, trades are to do with building and renovating homes.
Speaker 4: I definitely think of an electrician before I think of
Speaker 4: someone who makes button.
Speaker 3: No one is there on a Monday. Some family go,
Speaker 3: where are the buns? Where is that baker? He said
Speaker 3: he'd be here for nine He gave me a quote.
Speaker 3: All right, So who we put forward so far? Who's
Speaker 3: competing Monday?
Speaker 4: Representing the plumbers, Jason representing our landscapers, Jamie representing our
Speaker 4: planning installers, Jay representing our playground installers, Jaden hang on man,
Speaker 4: by the way, we didn't mean to do all jays
Speaker 4: where we have another Jason is our baker and Silb
Speaker 4: is our chippy. So six, there's one more place.
Speaker 17: Will it be a Bricky?
Speaker 4: Will it be a Sparky?
Speaker 3: All right? Getting it to call us tomorrow morning, and
Speaker 3: also you can email today Bricky Sparky's where are you
Speaker 3: your m I A?
Speaker 5: Are you frightened or you just haven't heard my words?
Speaker 3: Which is it? Please give us a call. You can
Speaker 3: email me today Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot AU.
Speaker 3: If we do not hear from iw too tomorrow, it's
Speaker 3: like basically you're running scared. They've given in. They don't
Speaker 3: want to be in the race. They know that you're
Speaker 3: not the king of all tradees. Good luck. Email me today,
Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot A. You we're
Speaker 3: back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Acts listening, have a good day. The Christian O'Connell Show
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