WEBVTT - FULL: A Willing Suitor 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:03.640 Quest, Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show. 0:00:03.720 --> 0:00:08.320 Podcast will go away. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.280 I don't want the creak and I want seen her 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:14.360 chili Chilly, chilly, chili face. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.959 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.239 Good morning, Christian O'Connell Show. Thursday morning is five minutes 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:24.160 past sick. Good morning, Patsy, Good morning, good morning Jackie. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:24.959 Bye you guys. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:29.400 Well. Ruby passed the driving yes, first time. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:31.560 We're all very proud. She's super excited. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.959 She also had two drives yesterday, obviously by us. How 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.919 she drove us south to school, which is along sort 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.879 of quite sort of five and six lanes. As soon 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:42.960 as she passed the test. When she came home yesterday, 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.080 she says she was frazzled from driving. I say, yeah, 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.080 welcome to It's also really exciting your freedom and it 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:49.960 is stressful. 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.720 Do you remember those first drives by yourselves? 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.520 You suddenly realize even though because it's a great deal 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.200 in Australia where you have to do one hundred and 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.800 twenty supervised hours, yeah, before you've been doing the test, 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.200 but still they're supervised, even though a long way into 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.399 that you can actually drive the car. By yourself. She's 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.399 been able to she've technically been a very good drive 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:09.119 for a long time. But you still know there's somebody 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.199 else there. So if anything happens, you go, all righty, 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:12.880 what do I do here? And there's a part of 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.280 you that knows that suddenly when there's no one there, 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.600 and it's up to you to make the changes very 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:20.480 quickly and a rapidly dangerous potentially Dan's environment. 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:21.880 It's full on, isn't it. 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.920 I got a flat tire in my first week of 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.600 having my license. Did you yeah? 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:26.640 Did you change it yourself? 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:28.520 I can't still can't change your part? 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:29.959 Who did you call? 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:30.319 Dad? 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:31.440 Yeah? 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.520 So yesterday during the lunch break at school, howner mate, 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.399 because you only allowed one person for the first year 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:39.800 when you're on your piece. They went out of school 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.759 to subway to just sat outside. They're in the car 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.080 park right and one of amazing like Perrem and Luise. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:46.760 So freedom of it. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.720 It's at eighteen driving subway you want, we can go 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:50.480 wherever we want. 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:54.120 These roads run to one of half a million subways 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:54.840 around Australia. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.120 Let's go to subway around the corner from the school. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.800 And they were chatting during the hour they were there, 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.280 parked outside, and then suddenly she's a funny swim in 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.240 the car. She would know she'd had the car for 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:10.200 the whole hour. Oh, I went right, this is going 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.840 to get expensive. You can't. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:15.600 Not if don't keep it running. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.280 And how you say, unless you're robbing the subway and 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:20.680 then short leave it idling. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.519 It's like fifteen year old Subaru car that's going to 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:26.440 cost more than the car. Please keep it running for 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:26.840 an hour? 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:27.600 What happened to you? 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:29.600 Yes, sir Jackiebell. So now you're all week and a 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:31.240 half to being a home alone. One of your wife 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:31.880 and son are away. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.600 I took myself to the cinemas yesterday. So a great film, 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.800 everything everywhere, all at once. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:37.679 You know this. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.040 People say this is a life changing movie. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.920 I wish I could give you a full review, but 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:46.040 I did fall asleep three quarters of the way through. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:49.280 Even though that is our film reviewer. If you're honest, 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:50.800 wish I could give you a four of you. But 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:51.919 the half review. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.640 Half review is great, bombastic film in. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.600 Lots can fall asleep during bombas. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.919 That's the thing. It was so loud, but when your 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:04.040 eyes are droopy, you just can't fight that. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.200 It was sleep taking you down to her cruel depths. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.400 You're coming down, and I could see it coming a 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.320 long way out. I was like, oh, I know, I'm 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.799 in a dark place. Come. I haven't been eating well 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.880 the last few weeks. I've been skipping meals. I'm not nourished. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.919 I'm falling asleep. But this movie is so good. 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:22.160 And he had a packet of M and m's. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.360 And I had a big popcorn and a drink, but 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:25.799 it wasn't enough to keep me awake? 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.920 Was there anyone else in a cinema? Sometimes has a 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.080 real joy going to a movie during the day. Becau's 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:31.160 not many people around. 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:33.160 That's right, only three other people, and I was right 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:33.560 at the back. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.480 Don't you feel like you're annoying this enclosure as well 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.600 when you're there with all those other winners. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.200 Of life that haven't got proper jobs like us. So 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:40.880 what's the movie? 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:41.520 Ten out of ten? 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:44.200 I can't. I can't honestly give it ten out of ten? 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:44.440 Having it? 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:45.680 How far in did you fall this? 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:47.960 Three quarters of the way. I fell asleep for fifteen 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:48.640 to twenty minutes. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.000 So do you know how it ends? Yes? 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:51.600 I saw on the very end, but you don't know 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:51.960 from the. 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:54.480 Bit where you're not off, because that could be that 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:55.200 could be crap. 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:58.600 And it's a difficult movie. It's like about jumping universes 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:02.040 and multi verses and it's hard to I was already 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.360 struggling to keep up with the film when I was awake. 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.880 So, mister, is it like lots of tabs open on 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:07.480 your computer too? 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:10.280 I'm gonna have to take a notepack when I'm going 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.360 to see it. So which multiverse are we in? Now? 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.320 You will struggle? 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:20.359 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Patsy Share what happened to You? 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:23.599 Patsy's done some of which I've done quite a few times. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.360 Done the most silliest thing. I don't know if you've 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:30.800 done it, Jack. I've bought tickets online to Audrey's school 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.279 production of Beauty and the Beast. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.720 It's on ticket tech. Amazing, It's unbelievable. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.360 Now these schools are making a pretty dollar and that's 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.120 just say that money has not gone into stage production. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:47.160 Someone someone's creaming a bit off these talentless kids, is 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:47.839 what I'm saying. 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.440 What happened is just like a gold coin donation at 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.400 the front of the theater as the parents walk in. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:55.400 Oh no, it's big business, jack, you go online. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:57.880 So it's in different prices for up the back and 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:59.839 in the nosebleaz front. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:01.360 Oh, there's various letters. 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:03.880 I don't obviously like it's nice. Families have got relatives 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:07.159 to want to come and see. You know, there their grandchildren. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:09.160 That's so you got you see families, something like eight 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:11.200 of them and I'm just doing the sums going. 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:15.800 That's his unbelievable scam, the worst productions in town. 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.920 The same price is going to see Angeloyd Webber's show. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.479 That's not only that though, that Like there's early release checks, 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:26.679 so if your kids in the production, you get first 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:27.960 dib at tickets, which is good. 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.600 Well, I hope it's only parents of kids going, Like 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.599 if it's just random off the street going to. 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.840 That's what I said, kiss once? How do we you know? 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.800 How do they know that it should all be only relatives? 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:40.640 Who else is coming to see this? 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:41.040 You know? 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:43.560 Hollywood producers talents of course. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.360 Yeah, that's so did you choose up the back or 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:47.960 at the front? 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:50.080 Where do you think Tiger Mummy would You're not in. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.960 The front row, are you? Patty can't be in the 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:53.400 front rope? 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:56.440 Place off No, I'm like three three back because she 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.760 wanted to be that day. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.760 In fact, I think three back is where you really 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.000 see people when you're up there and you know you'll 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:03.880 do the old double thumbs up. Then she'd be like 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.600 waving at you other people, I picked your hundred. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:11.000 Bucks, smile epity. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:12.040 I reckon, it's very close, you know, I'm doing all 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.160 these announcement at the moments, you know, like ice House 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:18.760 nine o'clock today, John January very soon, Keen or grammar 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.000 school get. 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:24.600 In well anyway, So in course we've got relatives traveling 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:26.400 three hours to come up for this, not that we've 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.680 asked them. They've put their hands up their dinosaur. It's 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:29.520 her first production. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.599 It's a big day for she actually got a decent role. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.760 She's not bad. She's the milkmaid and she's in the 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:36.640 chorus line. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:37.400 Oh that's good. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:38.680 What's there? What's the show again? 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:41.560 Beauty and the Beast, well known for milk. She's got 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:43.960 line which the milk in the opening. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:48.960 You wait till Gordy, Is it not that you mean 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:50.200 the cup of tea with milk in it? 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.359 No, she's got the pails of milk over her shoulder. 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:54.480 Who's the sweep. 0:06:55.720 --> 0:07:00.719 Stop it, both of you, beauty, we all go. 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:02.240 It's enough for the beauty and the beast. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:03.560 Where are the church? 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:04.640 Where are the urbs? 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:06.839 How are they getting their calcium? 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:09.640 Calcium deficient? 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:10.600 That's what he's the beast. 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.760 The moral of the story is strengthen your bones. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:14.960 So I had to buy eight tickets in total, right, 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.880 oh my god, somehow. So the envelopes come for the 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:21.160 you know, the physical in the mail, the tickets, and 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.800 I've opened them up and I've pulled them out and 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:27.440 they're like, you know, stretched from my hand all the 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:28.280 way down to the floor. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:29.360 It's ain't bunching. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.760 It just kept going. And I'm thinking to you, that's 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:35.520 a lot. What what's all these are? These receipts. Anyway, 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:40.120 I'd bought eighteen, I'd put eighteen in the car. I've 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:41.840 got absolutely no idea. 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.360 That's half the auditorium or whatever. The sports. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:46.480 So do you have to become a scalper now for 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:47.280 your daughter's school? 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.680 You can make it, you can idea. Sure, I think 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.080 you've done that on purpose. You'll be out there at 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:55.080 the front with that bum bag and that U V 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.480 like no fake money, no fake money. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.880 For the Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:02.119 By the way, when you went to cinema and presume 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:03.960 you did what we all do, you sneak some snack 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:07.520 ins rather than paying the exorbitant prices to buy anything there. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.240 Like, I can't get rid of it, I said earlier 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:11.960 in the week when we were talking about our dad's 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.440 not letting us buy desserts at restaurant. It's innate in 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:16.000 me to be a cheapskate. 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.600 People do that. It's so expensive. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.920 Then you got to skip those candy bar prices. So 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:24.960 I snuck in some eminem peanut Eminem's to the cinema 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:26.920 yesterday and I put on my Instagram that I was 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.920 doing it. I got this great response from Natalie. She said, 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:32.559 the best way to sneak stuff into a cinema is 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.079 just have any woman and her purse. I've snuck in 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.400 a whole pre cooked barbecue meal into a. 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.120 Cinema before begs to purse. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:43.480 I'm talking potato salads, bread rolls, chicken kebab, steaks, snags, 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:44.520 and a few sauces. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.760 I sort of did a party sort of arrangement going 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.640 on there. That's crazy amount of food to be able 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:53.280 to I take in Yesterday, I started my second term 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.839 of my Wednesday night pottery. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:58.079 Class term too. I didn't even know there was a term. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.920 I signed back up, and I've got to be honest, right, 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:01.800 A couple of people from the class that I did 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.080 last last term are back in it as well. They're 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:06.839 doing it to advance skills. It's very clear that I'm 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:08.360 doing it like the kid that had to repeat them. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:14.880 My skills are not advancing. If anything, they're retreating. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:16.760 They're making teapots in your back to mugget. 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.080 It turns out pottery is a lot than I thought 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:19.840 I thought. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.800 It because what happened to at the end of two 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.280 one there was meant to be a showcase. We were 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.080 we were to be invited to see people were invited. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.640 You're all invited. It was Friday night, so everyone who's 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.520 we must have been on a break. You were in America, 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.199 you know, And I know you guys are busy. I 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.280 wouldn't drag you all the way out to Bentley. 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:40.680 I wanted to see the gallery shirt. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.320 Don't worry, don't worry. I'll bring them all in tomorrow. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:46.320 So there was there was a like an exhibition right 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.120 at the end of the term for all the other 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.720 classes so there was like thirteen class in total. So 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:52.800 you're allowed to bring, like, you know, your friends and 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.800 that to see your pottery wears. So Sarah's mum came along, 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:57.240 my mother in law and the kids came along to 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.680 see my stuff. And Ruby, who I joined the class with, 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:04.760 and Rubies were on like top shelf right down the bottom. 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.720 I'm not making this. I've taken photos on some sort 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:11.320 of shelf of shape and not just that push to 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:11.920 the back of a. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.400 Shell in the shadows? 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:17.040 What mine? Oh dear, No, I mean right right, I'm 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.280 not making that up. I'll give Perry the photos, put 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:21.720 them up on our fees. Right right at the bottom, 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:25.320 towards the back in the shadows were my six pieces. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.400 Now did they strictly say that it was a ranking 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.080 system in the top shelf for the best and the 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:29.680 bottom shelf? 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.160 It was clear as you went down the shelf they got. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:32.720 Worse and worse. 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.280 One of those down there? Did they get brake broken? 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:36.040 Coming out the count? 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:37.200 Are they half made ones? 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.719 Did he did he miss Heaven? Or the other hour 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:42.920 and a half long episodes? How how is he that bad? 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:46.040 Whoever's that guy there dwelling in the shadows? I brought 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:49.520 one of the pieces in today for you guys to see. Okay, this, Jack, 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.320 how would you describe that nice clazing? You do any 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.280 think that's the color you have? The clazy you sound color? 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.400 Okay, it looks like a piece of pottery straight away. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:59.439 Yes, and you are you know you're eight feet away, 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:02.360 so the untrained eye, yeah, it looks like a boy 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:03.440 closer up. 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.560 And I want to describe it. The first I can't 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.320 really describe it because I don't know what it's meant 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:08.640 to be. 0:11:08.760 --> 0:11:10.520 Well, I'm honest with you. 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.720 It's a receptacle, that's all I know what. 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:16.640 It's too small to drink out of. Yep, it's maybe 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:18.680 something you would put like a dish for. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:20.600 So could you pass that to Jack so you can 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.600 also feel I don't know order the instructor. How I've 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:27.400 made it so dense and heavy. It's very heavy. 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:30.320 It's it's shallow, like there's not a lot you could 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.000 put in here. And then is this meant to be 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:33.680 a spout? What's this pinch in it? 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:34.360 I got to be honest. 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:35.840 People can't ask me that, And I said it was 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.600 just like I wanted to show that are the imperfections? 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:42.080 Are the perfections. Okay, Well, in reality, I don't realize 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.520 it turns out when clay is where you don't just 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.480 pick it up like and so quick. A load of 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:50.280 it just came off like that, which is why there's 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.280 that strange dimple in it. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:58.880 There's showing imperfections, then there's straight up the imperfections is 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:00.440 like small fingerprints on the outside. 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:01.640 This I forgot about that as well. 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.319 I sort of wipe your offield fingerprints. I just kept 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:05.520 them on. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.760 This is a glaring, obvious mistake that you haven't fixed. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:09.480 It's like a scar. 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:12.120 It's like an angry scar, isn't it with those old scars? 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.280 It's nice. What are you going to use that for? 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:19.680 Well, it's for foreign coins, yeah, I can see. 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.320 That's really the only thing this can be is a 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:24.480 coin dish for a few coins. 0:12:24.320 --> 0:12:26.679 It's just like your favorite ones. Put them all in there, 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.960 maybe three, five max. So the good news, dear listeners, Tomorrow, 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:34.439 I've got five other beautiful pieces like this that I'll 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:37.520 be bringing in to give away with us. No one 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.120 wants them in the house, apparently, What did. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:40.000 They do to deserve that? 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.480 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:48.439 Last week, we asked for your song suggestions. Good songs 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.720 sort of got questions of the song title. We played 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.920 a whole hour of them between seven to eight. We've 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.720 got a brand new theme. After seven o'clock, we genuinely 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.080 have no music. There's no music for a whole hour. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.160 We are naked in the way and our backside is 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.160 flapping in the wind. Please clothe us, please, it's so 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:06.840 cold right now. All around my tanglies. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.000 They're flapping in the window. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.160 You know, head to fifteen next year and they are dropping. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.840 Give us songs to clothe us, okay, please, So the 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:21.720 theme this week. Theme this week is songs with key changes. 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.040 Now I'm going to hand over now to the resident 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:27.120 on the show, professor of musicology, Jack Post. He can 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.079 play guitar, Jack, what are key changes in songs? 0:13:30.120 --> 0:13:32.240 The key changes is something we use in music to 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:35.400 elevate what is already a great song. So if we're 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:38.000 in a chorus and we're having great fun, the whole 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:41.439 band will go up a tone to lift the song. 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:45.160 So if it's like Mary had a little lamb, we go, I. 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.400 Love that Friendshiron song. 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.880 We go with the crowds loving it. Mary had a 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:53.880 little lamb up, Mary had a little lamb. Let's do 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:57.439 it again, another key change. Mary had a little lamb. 0:13:58.520 --> 0:13:59.520 Great explanation. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:00.840 I'm back at school. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:03.600 Yeah but what but now do you understand it change? 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.600 So have you got an example? 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.120 Yes, I've brought in an example where they've used two 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:10.160 key changes. A great ballad to Be with You by 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:12.120 mister Big Come. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:17.760 On there, come out out the one Let's go up. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:31.680 There's actually two key change. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.320 Later on they have not had enough fun. They still 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:35.600 can go higher and higher? 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.880 How can they do it? All? 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:44.080 Right? 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.200 I've got on here living on a prayer. It is 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.200 an amazing song by bon Jovi. Right, but John bon 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:50.600 Jovi in this song this is you know. This is 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.120 actually the Guinness Book of World Records. It's the highest 0:14:53.160 --> 0:15:00.800 note ever recorded by a man. It does get high, 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:04.080 he does get really high, and it's barely human what 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:07.560 John can do here. It's already a great soul. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:09.600 Don't take it higher? 0:15:09.680 --> 0:15:15.840 John sagal job tick, Oh my god, what the greatest. 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:21.280 This is a great one. We've got to play this. 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:24.200 The other one is Backstreet Boys. There's a bit where 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:27.320 Nick Carter I just tell it like it is. 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.800 He drops the hammer and it isn't like a normal 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:30.400 mail hammer. 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:33.880 It's a sledgehammer. When he starts to say, don't wanna 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:40.240 he say you are get ready for the malar al 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:41.000 key changes? 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.560 God, Nick, do it? 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:52.720 Oh my god? All right, those are key changes. We're 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:55.920 looking for a whole hour seven to eight our songs 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:59.040 with key changes. What have you got for us? We 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:01.280 need those clothes dangling, still dangling. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:06.320 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.760 Right now in bond business. We are naked from seven, 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.960 no clothes, backside flapping in the wind. And it's too 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:17.160 cold for that today, too cold, shrinkage. We need songs. 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:19.200 We have no songs between seven and eight. We want 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:22.960 an hour, an amazing hour, powerful hour of radio. Every 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.560 single song is a great song with a key change. 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:30.840 What's a key change? Mister big come on there, come 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:42.320 on out, no one to show you. Then you throw 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:44.560 shade all over that, poops all over it. John bon Jovi, 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:58.440 w all right, let's find out what songs you go 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:01.200 then big songs? We keep changes? Here do we go to? 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:02.800 First of all, Good morning Mick. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:04.320 Good morning Christian. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.320 Now are you I I'm. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:06.640 Good Mick, and I hope you won't have you having 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.720 a good week? What have you got what song? 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:12.280 I've got dum with turned back time? 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.000 Wow, Hey, big song. I like it. 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:26.040 Mike, that's a big one, Mike, that's a great one. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:27.680 Thank you very much. Mate. Have a good day. 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:29.639 Yeah, you say Christian so much. 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:34.280