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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we've got one of our absolute favorites who

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Speaker 2: joins the boys, Nazim who's.

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Speaker 3: Saying it's going to be chewing all over the country.

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Speaker 2: Nas who's saying that tickets for all your shows at

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Speaker 2: livenation dot com dot are you?

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Speaker 3: What are you yelling about?

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Speaker 4: Noise? Was the noises?

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Speaker 5: Okay, boys, But then you kept going with my tools plugs.

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Speaker 6: I didn't want to drop that, so I just sounded

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Speaker 6: like good.

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Speaker 5: Guys are so cool, and I just I just I

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Speaker 5: have to try and match your energy. You just exude,

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Speaker 5: you know, masculinity and youth virility.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'd like to say the same thing about you.

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Speaker 2: But I feel like last time you were in the

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Speaker 2: studio with us, you told us a story about how

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Speaker 2: your sister did it and killed a whole bust of people.

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Speaker 3: If anyone missed that listened to this.

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Speaker 5: Everyone on that bus was dead, and that was the

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Speaker 5: bus that we were on, we would have all been dead. Look,

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Speaker 5: did you know she's also received an Order of Australia.

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Speaker 4: We don't care about that.

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Speaker 5: No, they should. They should get in touch with those

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Speaker 5: people and tell them to revoke that, but anybody have them.

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Speaker 2: The Order of Australia had nothing to do with the

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Speaker 2: pooh she did on the bus that day. By the way,

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Speaker 2: if anyone tried to join those DUTs.

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Speaker 1: But she was banned from using the toilets when she

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Speaker 1: was announced. Did you I think last time we spoke

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Speaker 1: you were going to go to the ceremony where she

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Speaker 1: was announced as having an Order of Australia, and then

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Speaker 1: you said you were going to try and steal some.

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Speaker 4: Of the cutlery that's right from the Governor General's house.

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Speaker 7: Did I stole this?

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Speaker 1: Is this?

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Speaker 5: This criminal? I admitting to I do have a teaspoon. Oh,

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Speaker 5: but you know what, there's no there's no inscription on

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Speaker 5: the teapot. We're all mixed up in the draw. But

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Speaker 5: I did take that. I remember wanting to show a

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Speaker 5: friend and now I don't even know which one it is.

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Speaker 5: But if anyone from you know, from her family is listening.

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Speaker 3: The Governor General, Yeah, the governor Do they.

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Speaker 5: They tune into your show?

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Speaker 4: Of course I would have thought, so you're listening.

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Speaker 5: I honestly use the toilet. But you feel like that

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Speaker 5: if you go somewhere important to use the toilet because

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Speaker 5: you always look at that building and go I did

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Speaker 5: some nasty stuff in there. Someone dies.

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Speaker 1: You've also I see you coming up on Celebrity goggle

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Speaker 1: Box and you're with Julian Morris watching TV. Now, last

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Speaker 1: time she was on the show, she'd had a couple

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Speaker 1: of shouties. Was that pretty much what was going down

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Speaker 1: when you were watching TV together?

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Speaker 5: Julie and I talked shit together all the time, Like

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Speaker 5: you know, I've worked with her. I guess I'm a celebrity.

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Speaker 5: Get me out of here. That's a reality show I

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Speaker 5: would never do again. You know, goggle Box is the

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Speaker 5: classy reality show on to be a part of the

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Speaker 5: sit on the count.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, now, nas right, stay with us. Right up next,

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Speaker 2: I've actually got a great question. I really want to

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Speaker 2: ask you about it because I know you spoke recently

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Speaker 2: about Asio contacting you back in twenty eleven. I know

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Speaker 2: it led to a dinnoitate on the era and then

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Speaker 2: you quitting your job. So you're going to piece them

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Speaker 2: together for me? Right up next, don't go anywhere ever?

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Speaker 2: Got Nazim husseaying on will and what if you want

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Speaker 2: to see Nazis touring all over the country. Who's saying

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Speaker 2: that tickets for all of Naz's shows can be found

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Speaker 2: livenation dot com dot Au. It's willing, windy, Nazim Hussein's

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Speaker 2: touring all over the country. I mean, it's a great

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Speaker 2: time to be in Australia right now. What's all the

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Speaker 2: best comedians out and about. You can also go and

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Speaker 2: see Nazim Hussein who's touring with husseaying that tickets for

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Speaker 2: all of Nasza's shows found livenation dot com dot au.

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Speaker 3: Nas welcome back to the show.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Now, mate, I wanted to ask you so twenty eleven

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Speaker 2: you were contacted by Azy Oh, which led to a

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Speaker 2: dinner date on the ERA and then you quitting your job.

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Speaker 2: They're all They're the only facts I've been given about

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Speaker 2: this story.

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Speaker 3: I don't know anything more.

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Speaker 5: Please Australia's spy agency. And back then, like now, I

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Speaker 5: was a Muslim and I still am, but being a

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Speaker 5: Muslim in the middle of the War on Terror, it

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Speaker 5: just became a thing in the community to prank call

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Speaker 5: each other, pretending to be asier because a lot of

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Speaker 5: us were getting you know, we felt we were being

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Speaker 5: got a call blocking. I mut picked up, said hello.

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Speaker 5: The guy said, Hi, is this Missoim. My name is David.

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Speaker 5: I'm calling from Asia And I said, oh look sorry, David,

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Speaker 5: I can't speak to you right now. I'm just about to

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Speaker 5: blow up a primary school. I was like this that

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Speaker 5: my friend Armor and he goes, no, no, this is

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Speaker 5: David from Asy and David sometimes me and my friends

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Speaker 5: we from prank call each other pretend to be you.

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Speaker 5: But God, anyway, long story short. They took me out

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Speaker 5: to dinner, asked me all these questions. Basically said they

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Speaker 5: don't think I'm a terrorist, but I have a personality

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Speaker 5: that could make other people follow me. So then I

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Speaker 5: just want to make sure that I stay on the

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Speaker 5: right path. Oh gosh, they said that they're actual words. Looking,

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Speaker 5: we don't think you're a terrorist fro an extremist Muslim,

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Speaker 5: but we do think you have the propensity to become

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Speaker 5: rady clients around you and the dinner shout out to

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Speaker 5: the waiters who serve me and my two spy mates.

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Speaker 5: But it was actually found out a lot of my

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Speaker 5: friends who had similar things happened to them. I had

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Speaker 5: any Iraqi friend, he said, I can say his name

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Speaker 5: his name is. He was, well, he looks like his

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Speaker 5: name sounds right, like he looks like Iraqi guy. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 5: he loves taking photos. He was out taking photos in Sydney,

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Speaker 5: of Sydney Opera House. If you have a bridge, other bridges,

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Speaker 5: he loves bridges.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 5: The next day he got a knock at the door.

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Speaker 5: He opened it up, two members of Asia standing there.

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Speaker 5: A high went from Asio till he come in sign

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Speaker 5: and speak to you please, and he said, well, I

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Speaker 5: spoke to my friend Zam and he said, you guys

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Speaker 5: pay for meals. Goodness. We went to Love or ked.

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Speaker 5: I was like for meals or from the Deluxe man

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Speaker 5: your promising score pizza extra popping on Milkcombe bro report,

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Speaker 5: but taking a photo laptop and his camera. They went

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Speaker 5: through all the photos and questions. They got to be

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Speaker 5: one photo where you're taking a photo up his own nose.

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Speaker 5: And at that point they closed his laptop, passing back

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Speaker 5: a camera. So that's that of you all things mate, like.

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Speaker 3: That is what I'll just take the nerds of myself.

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Speaker 1: That'd be so funny watching spies go through all your

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Speaker 1: nerds keep going.

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Speaker 4: The next one's amazing.

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Speaker 8: I mean you know so far it's worked.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we haven't had that much terrorism in Australia,

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Speaker 5: so what if they're doing.

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Speaker 2: That's the keyns My thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 3: You're a bloody legend. Always love talking to you.

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Speaker 2: That is honestly one of the wildest stories I have

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Speaker 2: ever heard in my life. If you want to hear it,

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Speaker 2: go and hear nas tell more great stories like that

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Speaker 2: and just laugh until you drop Go and see him here.

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Speaker 5: Very included.

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Speaker 3: The Will and podcasts.

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Speaker 1: It's time for believe.

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Speaker 5: It or not.

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Speaker 1: He's got some weet fact stories.

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Speaker 4: Some of them are real.

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Speaker 1: Some the opner explains the game today. I always think

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Speaker 1: it's topical. We are doing neighbors, So neighbors storylines, yes,

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Speaker 1: so you have to decide whether they're real or they're fake.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it because it's getting cut from the UK

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Speaker 1: after thirty seven years on.

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Speaker 2: It're the only place that it's on TV and Australia

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Speaker 2: so you still get it on.

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Speaker 1: Ten ten plus or ten goals or ten goals or whatever.

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Speaker 1: They kill it anyway, So we are doing yeah, storylines

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Speaker 1: of neighbors. Okay, here we go, best of three in

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Speaker 1: one episode, Will of Neighbors Julie accuses her neighbors of

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Speaker 1: eating her dog. Is that true? Where have I made

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Speaker 1: that up? Speculates with Lou about the neighbors eating their dog.

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Speaker 1: A little bit of a nosy bastard.

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Speaker 4: We all know it.

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Speaker 3: I think it's true.

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Speaker 9: Dammit, yes, yeah, dammit.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's gone to pieces.

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Speaker 4: Are you writing down that I'm writing? Just keep it,

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Speaker 4: just keep it in.

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Speaker 2: I need one to win. I need one to take

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Speaker 2: us to the news. That's all you need to know.

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Speaker 2: It's in four hours of work this morning. This is

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Speaker 2: you did shoot the email over at nine a m.

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Speaker 3: Was at nine am?

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Speaker 4: Job, I believe it or not? So good to go,

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Speaker 4: is what he said?

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Speaker 2: No one, no no one about no no one. Boys

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Speaker 2: have done my believe it or not for today? Wake

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Speaker 2: So you do them on Sunday, though, don't you?

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Speaker 3: You start sort of.

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Speaker 4: Light research on something.

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Speaker 1: I'm topical so on the other morning. But I set

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Speaker 1: I'm not all right? One now the best of three?

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Speaker 1: Here we go trouble well. In an episode of Neighbors,

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Speaker 1: Cheryl gets kidnapped by Ecuadorian rebels and then her husband

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Speaker 1: Lou finds out that she had an affair with one

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Speaker 1: of them. Is that true?

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Speaker 4: Or have I made that up?

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Speaker 7: Is Cheryl.

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Speaker 3: Is Cheryl?

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Speaker 5: Actually?

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Speaker 1: Like she's lose husband in the show Lose Wife, Lose Wife,

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Speaker 1: Cheryl is a woman?

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Speaker 3: Yeah I gather that. Sorry, yeah, you know, so Cheryl

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Speaker 1: Her son was wrapped up with the Ecuadorian rebels, so

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Speaker 1: that's why they kidnapped her. That's why they kidnapped her.

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Speaker 1: But then she hooks up with one of the rebels.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's true.

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Speaker 1: That's true?

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Speaker 2: Cut on it.

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Speaker 5: Why no matter where we go, why it.

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Speaker 3: All comes to this?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it.

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Speaker 2: All comes down.

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Speaker 3: We are all Australia.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Okay, bloody hell, I'll have a super

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Speaker 1: water as.

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Speaker 3: Well, have a functional water bottle rather than that.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm very nervous. Okay, here we go, Here

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Speaker 1: we go. She need to choose it all, write twenty

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Speaker 1: of them, only use three. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 7: Well.

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Speaker 1: In an episode of Neighbors, Susan slips on some milk

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Speaker 1: and she wakes up thinking that she's a sixteen year

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Speaker 1: old girl. Is that true? Or have I just made

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Speaker 1: that up?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 3: I think I actually might have seen this.

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Speaker 1: Well, redraw, redraw, if you've seen it?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: I feel like there was a moment where Susan didn't

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Speaker 1: Did she slip on some milk?

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Speaker 1: She woke up, she thought she was sixteen, disgusted by Karl,

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Speaker 4: Did she do so?

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Speaker 3: But she battled through that with Karl afterwards?

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Speaker 1: What a therapy as they're trying to, you know, become

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Speaker 1: Thought she was a sixteen year old girl. Oh God,

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Speaker 1: didn't mind. She's the principal of the local.

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Speaker 3: Prim How do I feel like I've seen that?

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Speaker 1: Because maybe it was real.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's true.

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Speaker 4: That's so fair.

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Speaker 3: I did I saw it. I actually saw it. I

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Speaker 4: Oh it's good to be it's good to be back.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you only got there because I tricked myself.

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Speaker 2: Now it mate, there's no tricker.

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Speaker 3: You read three facts out, there's no trigger at all.

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Speaker 2: Hunt is on for a replica chicken to carry some

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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally wild.

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Speaker 1: So what was the relevance of a chicken? Like does she?

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Speaker 2: So this woman's South African. Apparently chickens are involved with

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Speaker 1: The aisle around its neck, in its mouth.

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Speaker 2: Not sure where it would carry it, so it might

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Speaker 3: The aisle with the rings.

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Speaker 2: So right, right, So the celebrant and the wedding planet

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Speaker 3: The wedding celebrated that joins us right now, Diana, may,

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Speaker 3: how are you? Yeah, I'm just baffled at all of this.

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Speaker 3: How long did you search for a replica chicken for mate?

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Speaker 10: It didn't even last twenty four hours?

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Speaker 10: Well sort of, No, we just got I've got one

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Speaker 10: a string. I guess what have you call it on Facebook?

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Speaker 10: I marry people for a living mate, string and shread

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Speaker 4: Fair enough.

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Speaker 1: So heaps of femorus wanted to saying, I've got the

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Speaker 1: chicken you need. I've got the one.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, but it was there too high end.

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Speaker 3: When you say too high end, how much are we talking?

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Speaker 10: Oh no, not price looks love, they're all too yeah,

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Speaker 10: or colored or they mixed the brief.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you needed this off white chicken is dirty white? Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Feral? Well no, she's not feral, that's not true. Her behavior.

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Speaker 10: The initial one Lobola is the initial onola, which means

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Speaker 10: dowry in South African.

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Speaker 2: Why the bride had had such a such a pension

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Speaker 10: Because it was yeah, yeah, So I don't know how

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Speaker 10: up to speed you out. You're very up to speed

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Speaker 10: on dowy is it? In South Africa? The groom to be,

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Speaker 10: I've got to think of it now. The groom to

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Speaker 10: bride's family. So her family. The brother wanted a chicken,

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Speaker 10: so he got that. The other brother wanted a lama,

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Speaker 10: so he got that. That was a blown up one

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Speaker 10: so that's kafassed. And then the father wants the bride

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Speaker 10: and her two little girls wait in corn. So I

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Speaker 10: drew the line at that. I said, I'll help you

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Speaker 1: This is this is outrageous. Is this the weirdest request

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Speaker 1: you've received as a celebrator?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: The only other one was that a golumn to carry

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Speaker 10: double booked. No, I wasn't doing that. No, no, naked

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Speaker 2: So let's just go back to this chicken thing if

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Speaker 3: Not too long?

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Speaker 10: No, No, it was pretty quick. I guess maybe I

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Speaker 3: Oh nice.

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Speaker 10: When we say body doubles, the body double, So you've.

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Speaker 3: Got one, you've got the body double for the chicken.

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Speaker 10: We've got the body double. She's beautiful. Her name's Pepper.

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Speaker 10: I've held her. She's easy, low maintenance, just the girl

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Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for joining us on our absolute pleasure. Totally

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Speaker 3: wild story.

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Speaker 2: I would never do your job, all right, So she's

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Speaker 2: going to try and find a replica chicken.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I reckon finding replicas is pretty good gear.

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Speaker 2: Woulds if you ever had to find a replica off

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Speaker 2: in a dire situation, if you've smashed something, broken something,

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Speaker 1: If that's you love to hear from her, or if

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Speaker 2: Or if something's died, Yeah, we can take it. There's

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Speaker 2: sure thing humans. Have you ever had to hunt for

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Nice, So get yourself out of a tough situation. We're

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Speaker 2: talking replicas. Have you ever damage last killed something and

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Speaker 1: Apparently my dad was doing this four or five times

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Speaker 1: a week. Jesus, I was not a good fish owner.

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Speaker 1: Had a couple of goldfish, and I'm sorry to w

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Speaker 1: all the goldfish out there. I just I was just

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Speaker 4: But apparently was.

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Speaker 1: I was killing this thing like three to four times

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Speaker 3: How are you killing it?

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Speaker 1: A myriad of reasons, will overfeeding it? Probably? I think

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Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I think I gave it

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Speaker 3: I gave it land time.

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Speaker 1: I think I just that was like a thing we did.

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Speaker 5: We did that.

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Speaker 1: I thought it'd be fun, a little bit of land

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Speaker 1: He'd walk outside with the and he'd say, oh, what

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Speaker 1: Woman though the fishes gone, and Dad, I go, oh, come

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Speaker 1: out side. I put the fish in some rainwater out here,

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Speaker 4: And it's come back to life.

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Speaker 1: And this happened four to five times. And I only

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Speaker 3: Really, why do you think it was magic?

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Speaker 1: I was like coming back to a lot that anyway,

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Speaker 1: I was costing him a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: If you guys, If you guys ever been in a

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Speaker 2: this is your boyfriend?

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Speaker 11: Yes, Hi, So my boyfriend him and his brother kicked

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Speaker 11: the football into their mum's hand painted handmade bars.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 11: They were away traveling Australia and had to find basically

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Speaker 11: exactly the how it was, so that she wouldn't find out.

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Speaker 3: And did you realize know she didn't.

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Speaker 4: What I win?

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Speaker 1: I thought the Fellaws was going to have a cracker

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Speaker 3: Down the Yeah, that's very clever, very clever. Josh.

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Speaker 2: You were talking replicas, mate, You've had to buy one

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Speaker 6: Yeah, boys, I have I have I pulled it off,

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Speaker 10: Sorry.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, so you really over the in front of the story.

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Speaker 2: As the rabbit bit through a cord, bit through a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure you would have been shouted about

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Speaker 1: the lamp and Josh, but as well the rabbit charctics

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Josh, did you say did you say when the

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Speaker 3: Did I hear you say that? It exploded?

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Speaker 6: Very much so, total, very much.

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Speaker 2: Fun, totally so you would have heard like a pop,

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Speaker 6: A gunshot under the bed. It mightn't be more.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 6: The bang that it came out with was second to none.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you took her tear off.

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Speaker 6: The lamp and yeah, pulled it off for two weeks.

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Speaker 4: And it's feet out of the gest of drawers.

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Speaker 1: And then how'd you come undone? You said it only

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and the missus jerried onto it. She's pretty cluey.

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Speaker 6: And then yeah, she just called me out and and

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Speaker 2: Did she find did she find his two front teeth

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Speaker 6: Different different, it was a bit different in the phone.

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Speaker 5: And stuff.

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Speaker 9: Back Moore in just a bit the Will and Woody podcast,

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Speaker 9: we're talking to a woman right now called Judy Aiken

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Speaker 9: who has a fishing shop that sells sex toys.

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Speaker 1: But this is a little secret corner, the lordy corner

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Speaker 1: over here.

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Speaker 9: This is very popular.

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Speaker 7: To ring for sex bill.

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Speaker 12: And then you've got these war dongas.

451
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Speaker 4: Up here.

452
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: Means pos that is scary, that is frightening.

453
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Speaker 7: You got any hair?

454
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Speaker 4: Journey joins us right now, Can I journey?

455
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Speaker 3: Can I couldn't be better.

456
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 4: So close, you're so close.

457
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Speaker 3: It's Will and Woody. Yeah, we're good.

458
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 2: We're supergan to talk to you about the wheelies and

459
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 2: woodies you've got in the back corner of your fish

460
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Speaker 2: and chip.

461
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Speaker 4: Shop, No doubt, wouldn't be hard.

462
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Speaker 2: Might be a squid jig on the front.

463
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Speaker 1: Given that you are, you're a bait and tackle store,

464
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Speaker 1: aren't you so your self fishing gear? That that's that's

465
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Speaker 1: that's your main vibe. How do you promote the fact

466
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Speaker 1: that you've got a naughty corner with your glowing condoms.

467
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Speaker 5: And the like.

468
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 7: It's a small tound, it is also a bait and

469
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Speaker 7: tackle shop, so you know, you're really just just accoutre

470
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Speaker 7: mons for your rod woods.

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Speaker 3: Just just depends on what rod you're talking about, am

472
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Speaker 3: I right?

473
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Speaker 4: Judy?

474
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

475
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Speaker 12: I love that big rock.

476
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Speaker 2: Us so obviously as you can see, I mean here,

477
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Speaker 2: I'm just genuinely I'm just genuinely talking about fishing stuff.

478
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 2: Here woulds I'm talking about rods and tackle. But I mean,

479
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 2: but there's the thereian lies the confusion, Judes. And here's

480
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Speaker 2: my question for you. Has anybody ever confused anyone of

481
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Speaker 2: the sex toys for fishing equipment or vice versa.

482
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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, because we've got little nicky lewis and titty

483
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Speaker 12: lures and I don't.

484
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Speaker 7: Know whether to put it on the line.

485
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Speaker 12: Or put it on themselves. Don't know what's going on

486
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Speaker 12: this boy. Listen, This ninety two year old woman came

487
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Speaker 12: in one day. I don't tell anyone. I don't tell

488
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Speaker 12: anyone in KMB was what they will buy everything at cost,

489
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Speaker 12: but not saying name. Came in and she wanted She

490
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Speaker 12: said she has been passed away about two years before.

491
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Speaker 12: She said I heard that you don't tell anyone, or no,

492
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Speaker 12: I don't tell anyone. And she brought a vibrader and

493
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Speaker 12: she thought him my husband and I had great six.

494
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Speaker 5: This is true story had great.

495
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Speaker 12: Six and I missed it so much, only fainted a

496
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Speaker 12: long get. She came back a week later and said,

497
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Speaker 12: have you got a bigger one?

498
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Speaker 3: And did you?

499
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Speaker 1: And did you?

500
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Speaker 12: They got on a fight. I could not believe it now,

501
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Speaker 12: this woman on the lot, I just couldn't. But she's

502
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Speaker 12: gone there.

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Speaker 7: Listen.

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Speaker 12: When she passed away, they couldn't turn the birth of

505
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Speaker 12: so she was jumping around in the carfin.

506
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Speaker 13: Just when you thought he couldn't get any minner Joy

507
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Speaker 13: takes it all the way to the Wow.

508
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Speaker 4: Wait, Jerny, what a chat this has been.

509
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Speaker 13: We're gonna have to We're gonna have to move things on.

510
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Speaker 13: I mean, I don't really know what's coming up next,

511
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Speaker 13: but I don't care which station you're flicking to from here.

512
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Speaker 13: It doesn't get any more entertaining than that, Judy A

513
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Speaker 13: can That's certain the best interview I've ever done where

514
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Speaker 13: the namesake comes from. Judy, It's a pleasure to talk

515
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Speaker 13: to you. You genuinely love your guts, mate, can't Ela

516
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Speaker 13: say elatera?

517
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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: We that a chat?

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Speaker 7: It's well and woody.

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Speaker 1: So I saw the internet debut of something that people

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Speaker 1: are referring to as the Pirate puss quite seriously in Brisbane.

522
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Speaker 1: The Pirate Pusses what she is being called a cat,

523
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Speaker 1: a ginger cat in Brisbane Will honestly is becoming folklore

524
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Speaker 1: in the area because.

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Speaker 3: It's just she's called the pirate Pusses.

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Speaker 1: She pirate pusse. She's so stealing, seems down three quarters down.

527
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Speaker 3: Pirate Kitty says, sorry.

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Speaker 1: I've misread that. So she's stealing toys, this cat stealing

529
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Speaker 1: toy and then it's rocking up to random's houses with

530
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: these stolen toys. Wow, Now what I find interesting about this?

531
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Speaker 1: What I find interesting?

532
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Speaker 5: Will?

533
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Speaker 4: What do you?

534
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Speaker 3: What do you find?

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Speaker 1: Some people are praising the pirate kitty, Sorry about that

536
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: pirate kitty for being this hero because it's stealing toys.

537
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: This thieving cat is stealing toys and delivering it to

538
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Speaker 1: other people, like as if it's like a cat version

539
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Speaker 1: of Robin Hood, right whereas other people birds, Ah, damn it,

540
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: that's the best one so far. Other people it's honestly

541
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Speaker 1: divine to people. Some people say it's a hero like

542
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Speaker 1: Robin Hood or puss in Birds. Other people are going,

543
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Speaker 1: what an awful cat? These thieving cats. They're obviously stealing

544
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Speaker 1: from people, kids in the neighborhood who have these toys

545
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Speaker 1: and then taking it to other people. And I think

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Speaker 1: it just brings us at a really interesting fork in

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Speaker 1: the road right now. To answer a simple question, thirteen

548
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Speaker 1: one oh sixty five is our number?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is your cat a twat?

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Speaker 7: Is my cardeness?

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Speaker 3: Or is my cat a twat is my cardeness? Or

553
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 3: is my cat?

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Speaker 1: I have a cat. I have a cat, and he's

555
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Speaker 1: a bit of a well.

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Speaker 3: I just think it's interesting where.

557
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Speaker 1: People sit on cat. So what I want from the

558
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Speaker 1: audience right now is, if you own a cat, can

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Speaker 1: I have an example of when your cat was a twat?

560
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Speaker 1: Deliberately deliberately a twat? Yes, as a bit of evidence.

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Speaker 1: Because Lenny, my cat, who I am trying to forge

562
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Speaker 1: your relationship with, really struggling to break down some walls there.

563
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Speaker 1: You know, I'm trying to be vulnerable in front of him,

564
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Speaker 1: open a line of communication. It's just not happening. And

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Speaker 1: I have found recently that every time I sit down

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Speaker 1: for a meal, every time I will stress that, every

567
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Speaker 1: time I sit down on the couch with a meal,

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Speaker 1: that's when Lenny decides to take a pup. He's got

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Speaker 1: to be a bit of a twet. How could that

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Speaker 1: not be deliver He sees me, he knows I've got

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Speaker 1: my million, and goes, now's when I'll do it. He

572
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Speaker 1: must be sitting there holding it all day. And then

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Speaker 1: obviously I've got to put my dinner down and go

574
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Speaker 1: and clean up the kitty litter.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you just leave it there while you're eating?

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Speaker 1: Couldn't stand it. You can't eat your meal because it's

577
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Speaker 1: in the living.

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Speaker 2: Room that's probably issue, isn't Were you a kitty litter

579
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Speaker 2: in the living room, don't.

580
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Speaker 1: Have anywhere else to put it?

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Speaker 2: But I mean maybe that that's another argument as to

582
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Speaker 2: why cats are twats is that, well, they make you

583
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Speaker 2: have a bed for their pooh, which you have to

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Speaker 2: have inside your house.

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Speaker 1: I think that's cleaner than just a dog taking a

586
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Speaker 1: pup anymore.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, I prefer my animal pooing outside in

588
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Speaker 2: a garden that's not next to me while I'm eating

589
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Speaker 2: my dinner, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I could put the kitty litter outside, but apparently he's

591
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Speaker 1: an indoor cat, and then which I guess. Anyway, here's

592
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Speaker 1: the question Australia thirteen one oh six y five any

593
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Speaker 1: evidence is your cat a bit of a twat?

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Speaker 3: Was it right? You and I get into the bottom

595
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Speaker 3: of a something. I think a lot of people think,

596
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Speaker 3: or cat tad my caess or is my cat tad?

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Speaker 1: We're talking about it because there is a cat in

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Speaker 1: Brisbane who is stealing toys and delivering it to people

599
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Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. Some people are praising it.

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Speaker 2: You see why we touched on this briefly during the

601
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Speaker 2: song What's the Good part of this.

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00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: I think same reason that people praised Robin Hood and

603
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Speaker 1: Ned Kelly, I think there's an idea that.

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't praise Ned Kelly he was just a thief.

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00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 3: Robin Hood gave to the poor.

606
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: So there'll be an argument that here's this.

607
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 3: Cat delivering the toys to poor children.

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Speaker 1: Unconfirmed, it's not, but there would be an argument online

609
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: that maybe he is doing that. But maybe so he's not.

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00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: He's probably not well. I think he's a bit of it.

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00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 3: I think the cats get a free reign.

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Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are just like, oh God,

613
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 2: look what the cat's doing.

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00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not it's always selfish.

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00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't like my cat. My cat just looks

616
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Speaker 1: after himself. He leaves you little spews around the house.

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00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't even think he needs to spew. I think

618
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: something gets pour down his throat and deliberately spewed. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's go to Alana here on thirteen one oh six

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Speaker 1: y five. Is your cat a bit of a twat

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Speaker 1: the biggest?

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Speaker 14: Yes, he is obsessed with food. He will close the

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Speaker 14: door on us and continually scratch the door. He jumps

624
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Speaker 14: on our bed hair, he has bit in my face,

625
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Speaker 14: in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 1: The biggest Get rid of this.

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Speaker 8: Get rid of it because he's cute.

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Speaker 10: Are they?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Caitlin, bring up on six five kit,

630
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: what is your cat?

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Speaker 1: Twat?

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00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 14: He is honestly the worst cat you can get.

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Speaker 1: Okay, why Caitlin.

635
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Speaker 10: So if I don't give him enough a PESSI he

636
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Speaker 10: will on my bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've had the same problem Kaitlyn. It doesn't

638
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Speaker 1: actually put on my bed. To be fair, get a cat,

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Speaker 1: but I think they choose to put it in appropriate

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Speaker 1: times on.

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00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 3: Your bed cat versus dog.

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Speaker 2: I mean like dog just does doesn't pop, doesn't pull

643
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Speaker 2: in your bed, says good idea.

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00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 3: When you get home, fetches things for you, always for

645
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 3: a cuddle.

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00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 1: Lot of hard work.

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Speaker 5: Though.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to ebonye here that you.

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00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 2: Love the creature, that's why you've got the pet. Yeah,

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00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 2: when the argument with cats, as we were talking about before, is.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's greater.

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00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: I just get to leave him at home, and I

653
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: do going home just like you would.

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Speaker 3: If you didn't have a pet in the first instance.

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Speaker 1: Ebony, is your cat a bit of a twat?

656
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 5: Yes, his name is Archer, and he likes to trip

657
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 5: you over whilst.

658
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 10: Carrying hot coffees and teat your ankle.

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Speaker 7: Pat you're try and trip you with the tail, with

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Speaker 7: the tail, Ebony, no, no, with his pause with your

661
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 7: wife that you're with his paws.

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Speaker 4: Dear hell.

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Speaker 1: And that's that's the other thing. Yeah, it's like it's

664
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Speaker 1: the timing. My cat poos when I eat. It's a

665
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Speaker 1: timing thing. And ebone, as you said, it's when you're

666
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Speaker 1: carrying things or when you don't want him around, that's

667
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Speaker 1: when he's around. And when you when you do want

668
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: to cuddle, you can't find the bugger.

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Speaker 10: This is exactly right, that's exactly there's.

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Speaker 2: A theory to say that, like every cat is a

671
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: reincarnation of a perse and that previously hated you.

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00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh so for me who hated me. Don't answer that question.

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00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. Let's go to down here.

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Speaker 1: Always a good down for interrupting.

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Speaker 3: Is your cat is you're a bit of a trat mate?

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Speaker 8: One undred percent? Probably starts off with his name. His

677
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Speaker 8: name was Napoleon. We don't have the cat anymore. They

678
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 8: had a bit of a napology. He would jump up

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Speaker 8: on the kitchen bench and it was on the bench

680
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 8: he'd knocked on the floor, but do it while looking

681
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Speaker 8: at your glasses plates. So we went through so much

682
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Speaker 8: crockery was ridiculous, but also on what you were saying

683
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Speaker 8: about eating while pooping?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, why an't your toilet?

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Speaker 8: What are your toilet training? You cat?

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Speaker 1: You can't? I got told you can't.

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Speaker 8: What do you mean you can't?

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Speaker 3: How do you do that?

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Speaker 5: What you doing?

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Speaker 8: So you get a large barbecue fall tray, put the

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Speaker 8: literate and sit it in your toilet with the lid down,

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Speaker 8: and once every probably three or four days, cut the

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Speaker 8: whole bigger and bigger and bigger, and the cats get

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Speaker 8: used to the pooping and winging in the water.

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Speaker 1: You think my cat will take a dump in the toilet, Dan.

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Speaker 8: If you put the lither in there and shows what

697
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 8: the litter is over time, it will do it. Yes.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow? Did Napoleon poo in the toilet?

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Speaker 5: Ten?

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Speaker 8: Yep? Definitely?

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Speaker 3: So why'd you get rid of him?

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Speaker 1: Then Dane pass Away fell in the toilet? Of you

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Speaker 1: going to laugh there, Jake, I'm sure Napoleon's fine. No,

704
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Speaker 1: he's not fine, but I'm sure he died of old

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Speaker 1: age anyway, traffic, Well will my twelfth birthday party. It

706
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: was a bowling party. Ten pin bowling party.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember cheap party? No doubt.

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Speaker 1: Of course my father was in charge of it would

709
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: have been a cheap party, no doubt about it.

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Speaker 4: Sure we even got a free I don't know.

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00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 3: Sure we even got one of those lunches.

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Speaker 1: Fact, no pizza you got we got? Yeah, provided a pizza. Controversially,

713
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Speaker 1: there were no lolli bags given to the guests.

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Speaker 4: I seem to remember that.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to focus on my dad throwing cheap

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Speaker 1: parties for me. I do want to focus on the

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Speaker 1: fact that you and me at my twelfth birthday party tied. Yeah,

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00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: we did dead heat. I can't remember what the score was.

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Speaker 3: Big tied for me coming up against the birthday boy.

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Speaker 1: You sort of wrecked my day. Actually, I mean you

721
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: really should have given it to me in.

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Speaker 3: The final bowl. I remember that got a spare on

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Speaker 3: the phone.

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Speaker 1: I remember that where DoD E we go real audio

725
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: from the moment where you got a spare. You you

726
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Speaker 1: knew we'd be talking about it seventeen years later. But anyway,

727
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: because we had a tie twelve years sorry at my

728
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Speaker 1: twelfth birthday party. We have never had a rematch.

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00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 2: No and and we've we've tried to schedule this a

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Speaker 2: bit recently, but obviously COVID got in the way.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and now the time has come.

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Speaker 2: And then the great part about this is that it's

733
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Speaker 2: not just a rematch for you and me to do

734
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: in private. The guys at Zone Bowling have gone on

735
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 2: board and we're going to have a ding dong battle

736
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Speaker 2: with everything on the line.

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Speaker 1: We should got bowling, We'll let's do it.

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Speaker 8: Let's roll at Zone Bowling.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm having another ultimate fall you. I'm bloody excited,

740
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Speaker 3: but I am bloody excited.

741
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Speaker 2: So we're gonna have We're gonna have a rematch a

742
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Speaker 2: seventeen year long.

743
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 1: Stay sorry that was loose match seventeen years. I'm thirty

744
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: three now it was my twelfth birthday.

745
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 2: Trying to buy you a couple of years, mate.

746
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 4: So how many years is twenty years?

747
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: About twenty g's We are old bastards, aren't we anyway?

748
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 4: Anyway?

749
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: So yes, twenty years. Finally the rematch is going down,

750
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: except this time there's going to be so much more

751
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: at stake, so much. I get to choose your five

752
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: most valuable items. Yep, you choose my five most valuable items.

753
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,280
Speaker 1: The loser has their items destroyed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 2: I mean there's a lot right in it. You can

757
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 2: see how much bothers care about this.

758
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. I am so confident of beating you.

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00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: I think you have steadily declined physically over the last

760
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 1: twenty years. Twelve you picked at twelve. Actually you were

761
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,240
Speaker 1: already on the decline at twelve.

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Speaker 2: Oh my powers. Now you were yeah, big of my powers.

763
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 2: School cross country?

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Speaker 4: Know you were good? No, it was you top of

765
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Speaker 4: the mountains.

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Speaker 1: Good, the top of the mountain anyway. So I'm confident

767
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to beat out. But yes, it all happens.

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Speaker 3: What do you what do you? What are you thinking

769
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,479
Speaker 3: of choosing? You don't like, go for my dog?

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00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't choose your dog. No, that that's inhumane.

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00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: In and a ma, what's the word? Now, I'm going

772
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: for a DJ dex. I think I'm going to go for.

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00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 4: But you know that.

774
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 1: What's a what's it called when you look at the stars?

775
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 4: Telloscope?

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00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: I'm going for your telescope, right, telescope that you love?

777
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: What are you going for? From my Because I'm not

778
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: very I'm not a very materialistic guy.

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00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 3: You're assault bike.

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00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, okay, we're playing that game, your pot playing Gerald.

781
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm going for a new car, your new scoter. You

782
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: can't put my well you went with my assault bike mate, I.

783
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 4: Can't go for the car out about that's not just mine.

784
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: I'm going for your pot plant. I'm coming for your

785
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 3: pot plant.

786
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: Gerald, that's a living thing.

787
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh shattering him in pieces?

788
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 4: Are we killing?

789
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 2: I'll be taking that pink hair spray that you carry

790
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 2: with you at all times.

791
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: To buy a new way precious.

792
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 2: You're going to import it from Abu Dhabi or wherever

793
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: you get it from Derby the home of Pirkh.

794
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 4: We all know.

795
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll have been a time to think about what

796
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 2: we're going to be going for in terms of pressures items,

797
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 2: but it is not going to be haending this week

798
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Speaker 2: our ultimate Bowl off all thanks to the guys at

799
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: Zone Bowling.

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Speaker 3: Let's roll at Zone Bowling.