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Speaker 2: Goodwood Street, Richmond. This is the Christian o'condinal Breakfast Show
Speaker 2: on Melvin's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Good morning, it's I was about to say it's Tuesday morning.
Speaker 3: Look at that. We're in hunt day Wednesday already. Welcome
Speaker 3: to Wednesday everyone, it's two minutes bas six. Good morning.
Speaker 3: It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh
Speaker 3: four point three. So day one. Paying people's bills yesterday
Speaker 3: thanks to Tintaca. Don't drive naked this summer just under
Speaker 3: two thousand pounds. I've burnt through pounds.
Speaker 4: Oh hello, now do.
Speaker 3: You know what we do? Needed a swear charge? I thought?
Speaker 3: Do you know I'm gonna make it this year and
Speaker 3: not say it once? What's the date? The thirtieth of January.
Speaker 3: We've been in Downe like seven shows this year. Damn it?
Speaker 4: Should we get actually a swear draft? Visit swead around
Speaker 4: here for any time.
Speaker 3: You mention dollars?
Speaker 4: Dollars? And what's another one? You could do miles instead.
Speaker 3: Of miles Still struggle with that one. I still struggle
Speaker 3: with that one. I still sometimes say miles instead of kilometers. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars yesterday. I tell you what's great about
Speaker 3: it is the power of having all that money because
Speaker 3: the boss isn't here when I'm giving it away. Suddenly
Speaker 3: there was some person I just wanted a bill of
Speaker 3: one hundred and forty dollars paying off. I gave them
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: What's the rules of that?
Speaker 3: It's up to me.
Speaker 4: I guess you're the one armed with fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but now worried. You know, they were hoping this
Speaker 3: might go for a couple of weeks. If it's two
Speaker 3: thousand dollars a day that I'm burning through and I've
Speaker 3: only just started it, there's going to be more people
Speaker 3: that deserve a little little bump, up, up and upgrade
Speaker 3: and stuff like.
Speaker 4: That, especially as you get trigger hapy and start giving
Speaker 4: away ten grand on top of it.
Speaker 3: And suddenly we've only been doing it for three shows.
Speaker 3: So we got a busy show today, We've got Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 3: Are we still going to do primetime radio about what
Speaker 3: we've got excited about? Yesterday? We really, because I woke
Speaker 3: up this morning and I thought, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 3: that was just yesterday after the show we were all
Speaker 3: a bit giddy. I thinks I can hangover sometimes and
Speaker 3: you agree, like to build a buy a shop with
Speaker 3: your best mate.
Speaker 4: Or we all say we'd get tattents of each other's names.
Speaker 3: And then you wake up their own. God, I'm not
Speaker 3: doing that ever. A terrible idea. I'm never going to
Speaker 3: talk of that ever again. Now suddenly I'm looking at
Speaker 3: the cold hard facts.
Speaker 4: Keep it on the whiteboard from now play.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, are we really going to do primetime
Speaker 3: radio today about printers?
Speaker 4: I think there's half an hour, if not an hour.
Speaker 3: So the big thing I really need to talk to
Speaker 3: you about, because you said yesterday you might be interesting this.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of conversations yesterday with people about
Speaker 3: feb Fast.
Speaker 4: Hey, this is taking off in our household over the
Speaker 4: last twenty four hours. I'd never thought about doing a
Speaker 4: challenge like this before you brought it up yesterday, which
Speaker 4: I don't even think you asked me to do. But
Speaker 4: I just jumped on board and said.
Speaker 3: I've never even heard of fed fast until the weekend.
Speaker 3: I was at this party Ocean Grove and met this
Speaker 3: guy was who was who was older than me, and
Speaker 3: yet he looked a lot younger. And he said, how
Speaker 3: once a year he does fed Fast. He does it
Speaker 3: because it's the shortest month of the year. It doesn't
Speaker 3: mean you've got to have a miserable January. You can
Speaker 3: still enjoy your drinks and eating over Christmas and it's
Speaker 3: just a nice reset. And he said he gets a
Speaker 3: lot from it. And so I started to make yesterday,
Speaker 3: but then I suddenly looked at my diary for February.
Speaker 3: I've got quite a few dates. And we've got Phil
Speaker 3: Collins this Friday night. It's a whole team night out.
Speaker 3: We're being brought free drinks, which really happens from the
Speaker 3: place here. And then I've got a couple of other
Speaker 3: things names the place here, the place here, the post
Speaker 3: code Lennix Street. And then you've got a couple of
Speaker 3: things in February as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, my mum reminded me last night that we.
Speaker 3: Have gone on a pub crawl. Yeah, get on that
Speaker 3: Kontiky tour Jack, don't forget we have Chu Chug Chug Chug.
Speaker 4: Thirty five Family extended family member Holiday now the Bellerine Peninsula.
Speaker 3: Oh beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we've got that on it. And my mum
Speaker 4: obviously would usually encourage me, Yes, your health, but don't drink.
Speaker 4: But I know she wants this to be a successful
Speaker 4: that me not drinking will throw it out of wax.
Speaker 4: So she's already given me a hall pass for that weekend.
Speaker 5: And let's face it, with that many family in one house,
Speaker 5: you need.
Speaker 4: To drink, I know, but this is my thing with it.
Speaker 4: If I do it, I want to do it one
Speaker 4: hundred percent. I don't want to. I don't want to
Speaker 4: hall passes. Doesn't it defeat the purpose.
Speaker 3: I've got some more information. So yesterday I get a
Speaker 3: phone call from the very guy I was talking about
Speaker 3: this time yesterday, called Brett. He called me. Happened to
Speaker 3: be listening. He heard us talking about it all and
Speaker 3: thankfully I was being nice about him, saying he was
Speaker 3: in good shape rather but just blow hard at the weekend.
Speaker 3: So he called me yesterday. He's got some more information.
Speaker 3: He heard you and I struggling with it and about
Speaker 3: the hall past thing. So he has a ruling for
Speaker 3: all of his clients that he trains about hall passes.
Speaker 3: After this song, tell you what it is. And also
Speaker 3: if you don't normally do these kind of fast or
Speaker 3: trying to stay off booze for a month. If Jack
Speaker 3: and I do this, we want to try and encourage
Speaker 3: other people to join us as well, to try and
Speaker 3: support each other because it won't be easy. What does
Speaker 3: that say if you say it can't you can't do
Speaker 3: a month without booze? You should come to be so big.
Speaker 4: We should be.
Speaker 3: But it tastes so nice. Jack, there's so much lovely
Speaker 3: wine to drink.
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Speaker 3: I know a lot of you we're listening right now
Speaker 3: are often up at this hour. It's no big deal,
Speaker 3: is just what you do. And however, you would have
Speaker 3: heard the screaming last night for my kids as they're
Speaker 3: resetting their little alarm clocks for a nice, cheeky little
Speaker 3: six fifty wake up call this morning. They've even asked me.
Speaker 3: I've put it on my phone to call them at
Speaker 3: six fifty five. The if, the if they're still snoozing
Speaker 3: during their alarm just seeing their clumpy little school shoes
Speaker 3: this morning, all lined up in the in the hallway
Speaker 3: or but I polished them for them yesterday, Beau. They're
Speaker 3: gettingtress that about homework they were suddenly finding and also, Pats,
Speaker 3: I bet yours do this as well, clearing out the
Speaker 3: school bags that Arson do when they broke up on
Speaker 3: December the seventh, mold in drinks bottles. Honestly, it was
Speaker 3: almost like a hazmat suit and need a don to
Speaker 3: go into the lunch box. I had mold within mold
Speaker 3: like stranger things. That thing in there. I was right,
Speaker 3: it was going to pull me in.
Speaker 6: A family.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was terrible at that. Honestly. I always had
Speaker 4: a banana or.
Speaker 3: There was a decaying banana with its own ecosystem, and
Speaker 3: a manky old avocado in a in a bag as well.
Speaker 3: It's found. It all goes out brownie kind of gooey
Speaker 3: stuff that as it decomposers as well. All right, So
Speaker 3: Jack and I are thinking about doing feb Fast. It
Speaker 3: is supposed to be from this Friday, no booze for
Speaker 3: the shortest month of the year. Already you and I
Speaker 3: are looking to weedl out off, not the whole thing,
Speaker 3: but one or two little timeouts a whole past.
Speaker 4: I thought, if we go into it. Maybe we go
Speaker 4: in one hundred percent. But even during that song, you
Speaker 4: were trying to bend my arm.
Speaker 3: Going to I've got this family event. I need alcohol
Speaker 3: to anethetize myself.
Speaker 4: Listen to.
Speaker 3: So here's what the guy Brett who told me all
Speaker 3: about this, who runs a gym and is a personal trainer,
Speaker 3: he said he tells his clients where he always does
Speaker 3: it to make it realistic, so that you would actually
Speaker 3: do to it and get the benefits. Rather thin thonk
Speaker 3: is a miserable thing to endure. Sure you can have
Speaker 3: two hall passes. Okay, all right? So and Saturday night?
Speaker 3: Now are we both cashing in Phil Collins? You know
Speaker 3: Tommy works on the shows. He's a young hip thing, right,
Speaker 3: he wants to do it, but he's not start it
Speaker 3: until one minute after midnight? I said, why are we're
Speaker 3: going to? Phil Collins? Goes, I can't get through that sober.
Speaker 4: Is that a reflection on Phil Collins? Or is that
Speaker 4: a reflection on tom and the rest of this?
Speaker 3: I think it's fifty percent both, Phil Collins, fifty percent Tom.
Speaker 3: So here isn't starting till Saturday. It's as going to
Speaker 3: start Saturday as well, and then my wife reminded me,
Speaker 3: we've been invited out to dinner. It's a couple of women,
Speaker 3: it's their birthday and they've been very kind. They've just
Speaker 3: invited us out with them, and obviously is normally an
Speaker 3: event like that. You'll be a pacesetter, right, she said,
Speaker 3: if you turn out and just waters me, actually, thanks mate,
Speaker 3: it will set a tone up. WHOA, I won't even
Speaker 3: have money. I just have a side of asparagus. Actually,
Speaker 3: how is everyone? You don't need alcoholics every good time? Everyone?
Speaker 3: Have you thought about then Jesus int your life as well.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna. I've got
Speaker 3: this Dad's night out that I've been looking forward to
Speaker 3: to for ages a week Friday, So I'm going to
Speaker 3: do it. But I'm going to have two hall passes.
Speaker 4: But you've already got three events lined up.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go through the feel sober. I'm going
Speaker 3: to go feel sobert. Is that another sort of fasting plan?
Speaker 3: Feel sober where you try and go through October not
Speaker 3: listening to a Field Collins song Phil Sober God one
Speaker 3: I four point three. It's fifteen minutes past six. This
Speaker 3: is Natalie Imbruglia. So two Hall passes, yep, agreed, all right.
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Speaker 3: So we're just trying to put a plan together. We'd
Speaker 3: love some of you if you want to join us,
Speaker 3: Jack and I is this official? Is this our announcement?
Speaker 4: I pledge allegiance to the fed Fast.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we're going to do fed Fast, no booze
Speaker 3: apart from two Hall passes. Yep. Even then, it doesn't
Speaker 3: sound it doesn't sound big.
Speaker 4: That's just on the end of passes.
Speaker 3: It's not like you know these celebrities sometimes they go listen.
Speaker 3: You know, if I've I'm really signed to my family
Speaker 3: and friends are going to go to rehab and I'm
Speaker 3: I'm not drinking anymore. I have got two Hall passes,
Speaker 3: got two big sessions. I'm really looking forward. They're going
Speaker 3: to smash those then you know, I'll stick to it all.
Speaker 3: So we're doing this, yep. Okay. Producer Beck who loves
Speaker 3: to have a good time at the weekends. Are you
Speaker 3: going to do fast or not?
Speaker 6: I'm thinking about I think if you've got I think
Speaker 6: if we do it collectively as a team, then will
Speaker 6: make it easier.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, does it mean or is that microphone changed again?
Speaker 3: This one sounds like the guy flying the plane do
Speaker 3: an announcement, say we're just going to climb to twenty
Speaker 3: thousand feet.
Speaker 6: We're just climbing to twenty thousand.
Speaker 3: Feet it is, So are you going to do it? Yes?
Speaker 6: Can I give you my final decision at the end
Speaker 6: of the show?
Speaker 3: No? Now or never? Are you doing two Hall.
Speaker 6: Sat on Saturday as well?
Speaker 3: Though? After Phil that's when passes?
Speaker 6: Okay, done?
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, Tommy's in, producer Beck is in, producer
Speaker 3: bad Are you in? Yes?
Speaker 4: Indeed?
Speaker 3: Good man? Okay, someone's very quiet.
Speaker 4: I haven't heard from the news booth or mor.
Speaker 3: I about to say are you in today? Pats? Oh,
Speaker 3: someone's got it. We've got a hangover or something in there.
Speaker 4: You don't have to I don't know.
Speaker 5: You don't have to twist it behind my alcoholic.
Speaker 3: It's voluntarily, is it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You don't have to do it. You don't have to,
Speaker 3: absolutely not. If you've got a problem, that's fine. Gosh,
Speaker 3: you're know you're there yet. You haven't hit your bottom.
Speaker 5: So I've got two Hall passes?
Speaker 4: Was it two Hall passes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'll take one for the team.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, you don't team. You do
Speaker 3: this for Pats.
Speaker 5: I will no, I will no.
Speaker 3: I don't want you doing it anymore. Now we run,
Speaker 3: I'll kick you out.
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Speaker 3: Three was standing on a precipice. Do you join us?
Speaker 3: We're going to do feb Fast. Never done anything like
Speaker 3: this before. I'm really going to miss wine. I'm really
Speaker 3: going to miss red wine, but I'm going to do this,
Speaker 3: So no booze for the month of February, the shortest
Speaker 3: month of the year, whin and two Hall passes to
Speaker 3: still enjoy some drinks.
Speaker 4: Let's clarify, tom thought Hall passes was the whole weekend,
Speaker 4: so you could have two whole teams.
Speaker 3: Do we work with one event, but it's not seventy
Speaker 3: two hours. This way, you're actually drinking more, Tommy, it's
Speaker 3: not binge drinking month. This month. I'm just going to
Speaker 3: go binge drinking. I'm just going to lose it all weekend,
Speaker 3: but then we reclean all week all right, So if
Speaker 3: you're up for this nine four one four one oh
Speaker 3: four three Brennan.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: Now, buddy, you're going to join us.
Speaker 7: I am going to join you.
Speaker 3: Indeed, yes, welcome bren So rules have you ever done
Speaker 3: anything like this before?
Speaker 7: I have not?
Speaker 3: Good? Okay, and you don't have to share with us.
Speaker 3: But you've got any reasons you want to lose a
Speaker 3: bit of weight or just want to have a clean month. No,
Speaker 3: no reas is.
Speaker 7: I just found lately, after having a beer a couple
Speaker 7: of siders, I haven't enjoyed it, so I've actually rather
Speaker 7: than lemon but or a coke. All right, so I'll
Speaker 7: figure why not get on board. The stomach could swing
Speaker 7: down a little bit, and the paypeck it could be
Speaker 7: a little bit better as well.
Speaker 3: There you go. Wait, yeah, you can have a nice
Speaker 3: little reset. And do you want to use the two
Speaker 3: Hall passes or do not need them?
Speaker 7: I don't think I need.
Speaker 3: Them, but look they're there. If you call us at
Speaker 3: any point say hall pass, we'll released one of your
Speaker 3: Hall passes. Okay. Do you know what, maybe the people
Speaker 3: that join our group, like Brendan, we control the Hall
Speaker 3: passes and when they're released.
Speaker 4: That's good, that's good.
Speaker 3: And then they have to call up, you have to
Speaker 3: call out an upmaker case or why the hall pasty is.
Speaker 3: We can either talk them out of it or go okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: you need your hall pass and if they.
Speaker 4: Really don't want it, they can lend it to Path
Speaker 4: because you know she's not gonna make it.
Speaker 3: I'll probaboy wait here, Oh Keith Richardson, Brendan welcome on board.
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Speaker 3: I doubt you were listening on Sunday Morning Primetime some
Speaker 3: of like eight am. They gave me an hour of
Speaker 3: radio to play some of my favorite songs and bands
Speaker 3: I've got into since moving here. That was in my
Speaker 3: top five songs Powderfinger love that band. And one of
Speaker 3: my ambitions is is to somehow make them reform for
Speaker 3: a one off show. During the last one was I
Speaker 3: think it was like something like the thirteenth of November
Speaker 3: twenty in Brisbane.
Speaker 4: Okay, my homework. Did they reform for? I'm just trying
Speaker 4: to grab a memory here for some sort of benefit
Speaker 4: like the maybe the bush fires or something like that.
Speaker 3: Right, so they so they have reform before for a
Speaker 3: good call.
Speaker 4: Am I getting any nods from any No one else
Speaker 4: is remembering.
Speaker 3: This the mate. They're catching up on some podcasts at
Speaker 3: the moment. Do you know about the why? I didn't
Speaker 3: realize last week they're speakers out there were broken. They
Speaker 3: didn't hear a word of the show, and yet every
Speaker 3: day they come and go another great show. Is he
Speaker 3: any good to know? I don't know what it's time
Speaker 3: to go back in time on this day Mystery, on
Speaker 3: this day all right, six twenty one God one I
Speaker 3: four point three, Good morning. It's to Christian O'Connell breakfast
Speaker 3: show on this day in Mystery. Each morning, Jack, Pats
Speaker 3: and I are in charge of this feature and we
Speaker 3: take you back in time January the thirtieth. Today it's
Speaker 3: Patsy it is.
Speaker 8: It was on this day and Mystery boys that a
Speaker 8: famous live performance with a bit of a twist took place.
Speaker 8: See if you can cotton on as to who would
Speaker 8: involved have a listen to this? Oh, any ideas?
Speaker 4: I have an idea I wish to say.
Speaker 3: I can't say.
Speaker 5: I do know you've got it, haven't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But I wonder if anyone listening will this morning
Speaker 3: it's amazing here on that it's a that is a
Speaker 3: real moment of slice of history.
Speaker 4: Just hearing that, I actually don't know. I think I
Speaker 4: think it could be one of two things. But I'm
Speaker 4: going to look in the guess and write it down
Speaker 4: the show to you during this.
Speaker 3: On Okay, all right, go a scorn out. I respect
Speaker 3: to how seriously you take this feature? Nothing else on
Speaker 3: the show? This one is really really strokes a chord.
Speaker 3: So locking it in. What are we wanna quiz show?
Speaker 3: Grant and you're going to come in and host it
Speaker 3: and take care of from me? Lock in your answers. Now,
Speaker 3: are you want nine four three nine four one for
Speaker 3: one oh four three? What happened on the day Mystery.
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Speaker 3: We're doing on this stay in here? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 3: on the stay in Mystery? Can we hit it these bits? Um, well,
Speaker 3: we go back on this day in history and you've
Speaker 3: got to work out what actually happened great one today,
Speaker 3: key moment in rock and roll on this day mystery
Speaker 3: on this day to Patsy, So what are the clues
Speaker 3: that you give into this little clip?
Speaker 8: Yes, it's a famous live performance with a twist, first
Speaker 8: of its kind.
Speaker 3: There's a warm fuzzn't there about the equipment there? You
Speaker 3: listen to that a slice of rock and rold history.
Speaker 3: But what exact slices is it? Deb reckon, She's got
Speaker 3: the answer. Good morning, Debbie, Good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you Christian Pets and Jack?
Speaker 3: Well, we're all very well. Welcome to the show. Thanks
Speaker 3: for giving us a cool How are you this morning?
Speaker 4: Very well?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 9: Running around getting ready for work as usual?
Speaker 3: And what do you do, Debbie?
Speaker 4: I work for a law firm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a lawyer. You're in charge of the lawyers?
Speaker 9: No, yeah, just assistant Edmund.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So it's very good, very lovely people.
Speaker 4: Any exciting cases coming in there?
Speaker 3: Because you know, she could tell what a great way
Speaker 3: to get poor Debbie fired and enter and pay your
Speaker 3: bills because she started to talk about cases.
Speaker 9: You can't do, Jack, sorry, trying to get poor Debbie fired?
Speaker 3: Debbie, Debbie, what do you think? What do you think
Speaker 3: it is? Here's another little listen. What do you reckon?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 9: It's the Beatles' last live performance on the top of
Speaker 9: the Abbey Road studios.
Speaker 3: It is it is, well done. Yeah, very good. I
Speaker 3: don't think, Pats, you've probably got the correct infar. I
Speaker 3: think it was number three Savile Road and it was
Speaker 3: the Management Corporation rooftop gig. It's amazing. It's this, oh,
Speaker 3: nineteen sixty nine, is it, Pats? Yeah, totally unannounced. Do
Speaker 3: you watch the little footage of this. There's this people
Speaker 3: on their lunch break eating sound, just going bets up somewhere. Amazing.
Speaker 3: I would have loved to be to go back in
Speaker 3: a time machine to that to nineteen sixty nine to
Speaker 3: see them play live. They thought they did about seven
Speaker 3: or eight songs until the police turned up to say
Speaker 3: could you turn the volume down and stop? They played
Speaker 3: onto three more songs and obviously the beats was a
Speaker 3: great sense of humor, you know, Paul and John and
Speaker 3: Ringo and George and I think during the when the
Speaker 3: police turned up, Paul McCartney saw them and changed the lyrics,
Speaker 3: improvised the lyrics to get back and starts talking about
Speaker 3: the police have turned up. We're probably only going to
Speaker 3: do one or two more songs into the lyrics of it.
Speaker 3: You can watch the whole thing online. I saw it
Speaker 3: last night. It's only about twenty two minutes. It's incredible.
Speaker 3: Have you've seen it, Pats? They look so cool.
Speaker 5: They did have a look lass.
Speaker 4: So did they get arrested? No, No, they're just good toys.
Speaker 3: Good police, that's right. Yeah. At first the people in
Speaker 3: the offices down below, when they realized what was going
Speaker 3: on as the Beatles up on the roof plane just
Speaker 3: doing some songs, refused to let the police in. Then
Speaker 3: the police, by British polite police, well we may have
Speaker 3: the rest some of you and okay, then you had
Speaker 3: to come in. Can they just do can they just
Speaker 3: finish their sets? And then years later, when did you two?
Speaker 3: Was it streets have No Name? That amazing? Is this
Speaker 3: filmed in black and white?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That had the video for where the streets have no Name?
Speaker 3: Where they did it in? Is it Vegas? That amazing
Speaker 3: video where they did the unannounced rooftop gig. I think
Speaker 3: its streets have no Name. I've should have done my research,
Speaker 3: but that's a great one, Pats, well down, thanks for
Speaker 3: my us of that account.
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Speaker 3: The scenes right now in the studio, young Jack posts
Speaker 3: we have to be very very careful not to startle
Speaker 3: this rare exotic bird in the studio right now. He
Speaker 3: has been practicing for what we're about to do for
Speaker 3: the last hour. I'm impressed.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is. I don't even know what do you
Speaker 4: call this. It's a calculator with a printer attached into it.
Speaker 3: That's a great start, because it's a calculator with a
Speaker 3: printer attached into it. I don't know what to call
Speaker 3: this start with. Calculator, Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: I think it's one that like, as you calculate, it
Speaker 4: prints it off. Yeah, a little.
Speaker 3: We used to see these a lot of sort of
Speaker 3: you know, officers used to have them. The old one
Speaker 3: they make that great noise, is that, Jimmy, the old
Speaker 3: till as well, the big old noisy till bang your
Speaker 3: fist down to a bit of wine, and that dray
Speaker 3: stitution would hit you in the gut if you're anywhere
Speaker 3: near it. Things used to make proper sounds. Now it's
Speaker 3: all soft and stuff like that. But now that's so
Speaker 3: the reason why we need this is because I actually
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Speaker 4: Ready to go?
Speaker 3: Let's do some math. Seven am this time yesterday, paul
Speaker 3: In bezel To took my call. I paid one one thousand,
Speaker 3: six hundred and fifty dollars. Listen, ten am Tammy took
Speaker 3: my call. Someone scanned a debit card. She only wanted
Speaker 3: fifty nine dollars. I chucked another forty one on there
Speaker 3: so she could have a nice night out because she's
Speaker 3: had a tough time. So make that one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: I didn't I made it ninety nine, Sorry.
Speaker 3: Got it, you've had the extra. Thank you? What o'clock?
Speaker 3: A great chat with Roger in Hampton. He's into his motorbikes.
Speaker 3: He wanted a footpeg extensions so that him and his
Speaker 3: wife she could ride pillion and be a bit more comfortable.
Speaker 3: That was one hundred and fifty dollars and fifty five cents.
Speaker 3: Don't forget the fifty five cents, So all got to
Speaker 3: come out my budget. Fifty thousand more decimal. Yes, it
Speaker 3: could be the point. The full stop button, the full
Speaker 3: stop button. And then four o'clock yesterday spoke to Andrew.
Speaker 3: He literally paid off a beer tab. I love that one.
Speaker 3: He'd had a good night. Ninety three dollars went to Andrew.
Speaker 3: All right, how much did I spend yesterday?
Speaker 4: A grand total of one thousand, nine hundred and ninety
Speaker 4: two dollars and fifty five cents.
Speaker 3: That's just day one, which leads me with lot money
Speaker 3: just to say a lot mode no, because I've got
Speaker 3: fift yeah minus.
Speaker 4: Though one nine two fifty five equals equals what.
Speaker 3: Have you done?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: What's he doing? By?
Speaker 4: Here we go forty eight thousand and seven dollars forty
Speaker 4: five cents.
Speaker 3: It's great because kids are all back to school and
Speaker 3: it's good for kids to hear this. Work hard at kids,
Speaker 3: or you'll be reduced to doing this for a so
Speaker 3: called living that Jack and I do. All right, we're
Speaker 3: about to call someone right now. The good news is
Speaker 3: we got to do is just be ready by a phone.
Speaker 3: I call you, pick up, we pay the bill, and
Speaker 3: do you know what goes into your bank account the
Speaker 3: day we pay your bill or there you get a
Speaker 3: phone call from me. So you're going to be an
Speaker 3: instant winner. You've got the number ready to go. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're primed, all right, Cool up now.
Speaker 4: Pass of the big green button.
Speaker 3: Yep, he's pressing a quick green button. Everyone needs to
Speaker 3: know about this green by. I mentioned that yesterday.
Speaker 9: Hello, I'm speaking.
Speaker 3: Oh hi, there is that Melissa Eddies?
Speaker 9: Is that Christian?
Speaker 3: Yes? It is? Why am I calling you? Menissa?
Speaker 9: I put in a bill for you to pay for me?
Speaker 3: We are paying your bill of one thousand, two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty five dollars biss paid.
Speaker 9: Oh my goodness, thank you, Oh god, thank you. It
Speaker 9: means so much to me. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: What doesn't tell me about this? Then? So you're you're
Speaker 3: trying to get your Teaching aid certificate so you can
Speaker 3: follow your dream. You want to go into teaching, which
Speaker 3: is great. The world needs great teachers like you, Melissa.
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, thank you. Yeah. No, Look, I finally decided
Speaker 9: that it's time to follow what I want to do.
Speaker 9: So I'm taking that first step. I'm going to do
Speaker 9: my course and do what I need to do. And
Speaker 9: I really want to work with special needs kids.
Speaker 3: So doing that, Oh, what a great, great thing to do,
Speaker 3: such special bit of a people that need help from
Speaker 3: people like you. That's great. So when can you start?
Speaker 3: I really started, and this is just paying off some bills.
Speaker 3: Who can take the pressure off a bit.
Speaker 9: Yeah, look that it'd be nice. Yeah. So I start
Speaker 9: the course in February, and I would have had to
Speaker 9: be paying it off while I was studying. So just
Speaker 9: having that bill not there, it's going to take so
Speaker 9: much pressure off while I while I'm trying to study
Speaker 9: and do something less than I have to think about.
Speaker 9: So oh, it's amazing. It's amazing because not having that
Speaker 9: that stress.
Speaker 3: I think that big bill, do you know what I think?
Speaker 3: I think we need to bump up what we give
Speaker 3: you because you're doing such a this is such a
Speaker 3: special thing.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to bump it up. Now you wanted
Speaker 3: one two hundred and fifty five, We'll bump that up
Speaker 3: to one thousand and seven hundred and fifty. Wow. So
Speaker 3: hopefully that will take the pressure off for a bit. Okay,
Speaker 3: So one thousand, seven hundred and fifty that is yours.
Speaker 3: It into the calculator.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you've got him in a great time the
Speaker 4: start of the competition where there seemly money.
Speaker 9: Oh my goodness, thank you. This means so much to me, guys,
Speaker 9: and I'm just I'm so thankful, Thank you, Christian, Thank
Speaker 9: you gold everybody. It means so much.
Speaker 3: Hey, listen that the thanks is us to give to
Speaker 3: you because without people wanting to go and do jobs
Speaker 3: like that, you know, I think it's amazing what you're doing.
Speaker 3: Good for you. So anything anything we can do to
Speaker 3: help is easy for us to do. Melissa, well done.
Speaker 3: Let us know how it goes over the next couple
Speaker 3: of months. It came out.
Speaker 9: I definitely will thank you guys.
Speaker 3: All right, good luck, good on you.
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, thank you bye.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes in this job, even in a so called creative
Speaker 3: job like this, I have to be confronted with something
Speaker 3: which mectually physically sick and my balls drop off. They're
Speaker 3: called spreadsheets, and for this the worst thing about giving
Speaker 3: us money away, right, it's the spreadsheets. I'm giving a
Speaker 3: daily spreadshere sheet with all the numbers that are meant
Speaker 3: to be calling, you know, for ten am, one o'clock
Speaker 3: this afternoon at four o'clock, and somebody puts together spreadsheet
Speaker 3: doesn't know how to drag over it? Is it the columns?
Speaker 3: And so you go online, you upload your bill. Can
Speaker 3: you tell us a bit about that bill and what
Speaker 3: it would mean to you to have the money I'm
Speaker 3: interested in. I want an be able to help you out.
Speaker 3: But unfortunately, because of the column and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: it squeezed down at about nineteen pages just one sentence,
Speaker 3: so one doesn't what's the word? Is it tabulate or
Speaker 3: the are they rose?
Speaker 4: One or two words? Max Perl.
Speaker 3: Your paragraphs are honestly just about a dental bill or
Speaker 3: an implant or something. All right, So hey, listen, Jack,
Speaker 3: I need to ask a really big favor.
Speaker 4: Oh I'll be happy to help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know what it is yet. That's the
Speaker 3: thing about favors. You've got to know, and you will
Speaker 3: have to go away and speak to somebody else about this.
Speaker 4: Oh, you still want to put something in my skip?
Speaker 4: No you have stuff to throw away.
Speaker 3: No, these people can't go and skips.
Speaker 4: Hey, hi Jack, Hello Christian.
Speaker 3: You've met my kids?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you like my kids. I love them. They're great.
Speaker 3: Now do you remember last year you said that you're
Speaker 3: gonna you're happy to look after him for a weekend.
Speaker 4: Oh? I thought, I said, I've taken to a footy
Speaker 4: game mate.
Speaker 3: You said you would look after them for the weekend.
Speaker 3: You how would you like to look after my children
Speaker 3: for the weekend in March?
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 3: They're not listening because they really they absolutely love you
Speaker 3: and and I hope they're not listening, you flake.
Speaker 4: They gorgeous kids.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I just didn't know. I'll do it.
Speaker 3: But you can't. You don't have the you're not the VP.
Speaker 3: We need to get the president on the phone. And
Speaker 3: that's the aanche. You don't sign off on this. I
Speaker 3: don't want an answer now. You said this last time
Speaker 3: and my wife went, oh, we can have a night
Speaker 3: away chats that means nothing. It's just check with bankor
Speaker 3: and you came beating him Monday when we can't do it.
Speaker 3: I've checked all possible dates you were ever going to
Speaker 3: give me, and it's a no for the next nineteen years,
Speaker 3: all right, when they're thirty two, they can come and stay.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: It's a yes from me, pending a yes from Bianca.
Speaker 4: What's the weekend and I'll get it. I'll get approval.
Speaker 3: Just a weekend that you can both do in March.
Speaker 4: All right, so open ended, smart from you, because it
Speaker 4: means that we can't have planned the first.
Speaker 3: Time with this rodeo, my faky friend, I'm onto you
Speaker 3: shut shutting.
Speaker 4: All weekends of March. I mean, honestly, we would the
Speaker 4: whole weekend, just one night.
Speaker 3: Because we want to go away to Tasmania for the weekend.
Speaker 3: We've been offered an amazing opportunity. But it means obviously
Speaker 3: you'd have to pick them up from school. Why am
Speaker 3: I even asking you? You can't even operate that school, but
Speaker 3: they can't make that You've got to look pick them
Speaker 3: up from school?
Speaker 4: Do they ride their bikes home?
Speaker 3: But yeah, but you'll still need to you know, supervise this,
Speaker 3: and so you look and Saturday night I.
Speaker 4: Go on my bike and we all ride home together.
Speaker 3: Sure, but even doing that, you need to go in
Speaker 3: the middle so that you could get eyes in front
Speaker 3: and back.
Speaker 4: Do we stay at your house or do they come
Speaker 4: to our house?
Speaker 3: It's up to you, guys. You're all the welcome our place, okay.
Speaker 3: And do they have to do like work in the vegetables. Yes,
Speaker 3: of course they do. You're going to feed them. And
Speaker 3: don't we putting them in that skit.
Speaker 4: By the work vegetables. What else do we need to know?
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, you need to check with her
Speaker 3: at the half okay, yep, yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: And do they need constant entertainment or can they entertain themselves?
Speaker 4: Like does it need to be movie? Then bowling?
Speaker 3: Then they're very self contained. But if you could they
Speaker 3: love that When we came around to yours, coulor weeks ago,
Speaker 3: when you talked they ticket to ride. They love that game.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's the the day you came over. Is the
Speaker 4: only thing that's stuck in my head as a red flag. Well,
Speaker 4: because we saw with my kids, well we saw, didn't
Speaker 4: we see behind the scenes a little bit when when
Speaker 4: you when the dog stepped in the pavlover that Ruby
Speaker 4: made yea.
Speaker 3: Pats get this right. So Ruby, my fourteen year old
Speaker 3: loves to bait and the kids already excited about finally
Speaker 3: come around and see Ankor and Jack's place. And so
Speaker 3: she was going to make a pavlova. My wife and
Speaker 3: I it's quite intense make one of those Australians are
Speaker 3: really into pavlover's second art form. Ruby takes it on.
Speaker 3: She's very, very proud of it rightly, so it looks amazing.
Speaker 3: And then we met Jack and Biancare, we met our dogs.
Speaker 3: We thought we would have a walk with our dogs
Speaker 3: first of all, get them introduced to each other. Then
Speaker 3: go back and break out the pafl over. I open
Speaker 3: up the book of the car. Got this click on
Speaker 3: my key that just opens up the book of the car.
Speaker 3: I've got a big German shepherd dog. I've forgotten that
Speaker 3: the pavlover is in the back of the car. Gets
Speaker 3: a dog to jumped up, pour on pavlover melt down.
Speaker 3: Did you see her turn on me? Yes? And my
Speaker 3: wife threw me under the bus, stormed off. She got
Speaker 3: in the car and slammed the door.
Speaker 4: That's the only thing I'm worried about. I don't know
Speaker 4: if Bianca and I are ready to deal with a
Speaker 4: teenage tantrum should it arise.
Speaker 8: Well, this is a good test, Jack to see if
Speaker 8: you're going to have kids, a trial run and you
Speaker 8: can give them back.
Speaker 3: It'll push you one word the other the pair of
Speaker 3: you and push you. It is the keyword. I'll leave
Speaker 3: it with you, okay.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you Bianca, all right, it's nervous excitement from me.
Speaker 3: Perhaps, what's the it's do you think they will take
Speaker 3: up this opportunity of a lifetime.
Speaker 8: We're sorry for Bianca because if she says no, looks
Speaker 8: really bad.
Speaker 4: She may have four things on in March. Oh, come on,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: It is time for this. It's the Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 6: Price is right, Petrina Jones chum on yels.
Speaker 3: Post, Hello, Christian, all right, this is that works there?
Speaker 3: Every week we have a trawl through Facebook Marketplace. Some
Speaker 3: of the tat that is being sold, some of the
Speaker 3: unusual descriptions. I read out the item description on what
Speaker 3: it is Jack and Patster has got to guess how
Speaker 3: much they're asking for. Let's get straight into it this
Speaker 3: week with this headline item industrial microscope. Wait Russian? How
Speaker 3: many time you got some cheap, shoddy one? You want
Speaker 3: the very best in.
Speaker 4: The Russian microscope indust So it's like, how big is
Speaker 4: this thing?
Speaker 3: Seems to be in good order, don't know anything about it?
Speaker 3: Great start, a great start, Ye, it was my father's.
Speaker 3: And then so it says here chillingly, so selling it
Speaker 3: has to do as the way is it one of his?
Speaker 3: What is someone up to in Australia with a Russian
Speaker 3: industrial microscope?
Speaker 6: I use it for.
Speaker 3: And also if you are a scientist you were looking
Speaker 3: for a cheap knockoff one on Facebook marketplace, you know
Speaker 3: you're going to find your cure for the common cold.
Speaker 3: There are you some manky microscope you're going to get
Speaker 3: driver to Hazelbrook to go and get.
Speaker 4: We should get it in here and we can do
Speaker 4: that toothb brush test I was telling you about yesterday
Speaker 4: where you look at the brittle.
Speaker 3: I came the other day and there were toenail clippings
Speaker 3: on this desk. No, seriously, and I'd like to get
Speaker 3: that DNA examine to work out which little pig that is.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's collect them, because that can only be one
Speaker 4: of two people, right, Whipy or Gap or.
Speaker 5: You Whippy is a clean freak.
Speaker 4: It's not web Well, his house is claim yeah, radio cleans.
Speaker 3: He's dirting down here?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: How much do you think they're asking for?
Speaker 4: Four hundred dollars?
Speaker 5: I'm going to say three hundred.
Speaker 3: What's fifty dollars buys you an industrial microscope? Russian diamond
Speaker 3: rings here in Melbourne? Have I got a bargain for you?
Speaker 6: Up right?
Speaker 3: Roll up, roll up diamonds? Have I got a bargain
Speaker 3: for you? Take advantage of my pain, poorts, take advantage
Speaker 3: of my pain and suffering and securing yourself a great
Speaker 3: deal with these stunning diamond rings. What a great grift?
Speaker 3: Or why not melt them down and redesign these beautiful
Speaker 3: diamonds into something more unique? Yeah, we all know how
Speaker 3: to melt down diamonds, don't. It's a gas one hundred
Speaker 3: and eighty for an hour, turn them them fan for
Speaker 3: why not nutting them down with that Industrial revolution microscope?
Speaker 5: So how many are there?
Speaker 3: It's a pair?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Two weddings?
Speaker 3: Or are getting engaged in the engagement and then you
Speaker 3: get the wedding?
Speaker 5: How many diamonds?
Speaker 3: Sorry, doesn't say here? I forgot we have the old
Speaker 3: the jeweler on the show? Can we just get my
Speaker 3: julder's eyepiece?
Speaker 4: What's it called? Pat gemologists?
Speaker 3: Geologists?
Speaker 6: Is that a word?
Speaker 5: Or geologist?
Speaker 3: No, the study of rocks?
Speaker 5: I think fifteen hundred.
Speaker 4: Geologists fifteen hundred for two thousand.
Speaker 3: You said, have I got a barg of you going once,
Speaker 3: going to Ie, going thrice to Patsy fifteen hundred on the.
Speaker 4: Welterne Really you're so good at those wedding rings.
Speaker 3: Who wants a ride on law mower? Who doesn't want
Speaker 3: a John Deere ride on warrigal? Great us condition? Ex
Speaker 3: wife took the house, kids, and my mate left me
Speaker 3: with this? Okay, this is that?
Speaker 1: This is so?
Speaker 3: Is it ex wife at the house, the kids and
Speaker 3: his mate. Was he in storage or something in the garage.
Speaker 4: Or a little bit of the old It sounds like
Speaker 4: she's run off with the found.
Speaker 3: You too many sessions on the on ride or mower?
Speaker 4: So why is he telling you if this is his
Speaker 4: last bit of property cash even cleaned out, it's even
Speaker 4: got a mate to go down the bub.
Speaker 5: With his mate was trimming the grass.
Speaker 3: I beg your pardon? Is that like a Brazilian? I
Speaker 3: can't say that. What's up with her? No wonder she
Speaker 3: doesn't want to do fab fast raging? Time to downsize
Speaker 3: before she can get her Chichen Hans on anything else?
Speaker 3: Poor guy, no house, no grass, no use. This is
Speaker 3: the saddest one we've read out no life.
Speaker 5: Oh, I want to give him money?
Speaker 4: I know, should we buy it? Branded up as a
Speaker 4: gold cristure company?
Speaker 3: And also people get irritated. I don't think you can
Speaker 3: ride them on the streets going really slowly on one
Speaker 3: of those Where's Jerks?
Speaker 4: Show?
Speaker 3: Is that I'm gonna never listen to that show? How
Speaker 3: much is it going for this ride? On myth?
Speaker 4: This poor guy five hundred and fifty.
Speaker 3: Top of the range. Isn't a chat there? Yes to
Speaker 3: John Dear, makes perfect sense. Won't see much change? I
Speaker 3: love that phrase. We go won't see much change? Our
Speaker 3: five k for one of those All right, I've got
Speaker 3: one amazing item coming up next on Facebook Marketplace to
Speaker 3: prices right.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: The Facebook marketplace price.
Speaker 3: Right, Petrina Jones, come.
Speaker 5: On leading to one post.
Speaker 3: Come on, don't shout at me, your host, Christian Oh
Speaker 3: that's about to say any idea? What the schools? I've
Speaker 3: forgotten to make a note of it. Your pants? Are
Speaker 3: you winning?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 9: One?
Speaker 3: Right? Okay when it comes to tap pat tat tatty
Speaker 3: pats item, you can draw this one. Okay, this is
Speaker 3: a two pointer. I think this is amazing salivating the
Speaker 3: image here and the thought of owning such an amazing
Speaker 3: l X firefighter truck.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yes, we should buy this, no matter.
Speaker 3: The price prages. I thought, you know, you see radio
Speaker 3: stations with the old tinted out black thunders everywhere, and
Speaker 3: they look great. They look cool. I've always thought we
Speaker 3: need something different. You remember mentioned the tank.
Speaker 4: Sadly, you're actually honestly, earnestly can you drive a.
Speaker 3: You look into getting a procuring a tank for the
Speaker 3: show that we can get logoed up X firefighter truck.
Speaker 3: It's just as good as a tank.
Speaker 4: It's better.
Speaker 3: You know, what's trying to do? A siren noise? Then?
Speaker 3: What happened to me? Whoa, there's a breakfast emergency someone
Speaker 3: needs a funny breakfast show, so the three of us
Speaker 3: drive around, get someone to do that, drive it around?
Speaker 3: You know, Hi everyone, This is him talking, by the way,
Speaker 3: not me. Hi everyone. The time has come to sell
Speaker 3: my fire truck, as I have a newborn and have
Speaker 3: no time to play with it. I hope he's reporting
Speaker 3: to the newborn, not the fire truck. I'd rather someone
Speaker 3: else have it than it's sitting and I drive away
Speaker 3: and wasting away fully functional. And that's a fair bit
Speaker 3: of Gearston in it.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I don't even know how you play with
Speaker 4: a fire truck. Do you drive it around and go
Speaker 4: and wash down cars, buildings, dogs, big dogs?
Speaker 3: I mean? Or do you take people for rights on
Speaker 3: it or just cruise.
Speaker 4: Around rescue cats out of trees?
Speaker 3: I do think you just do that, you know, voluntarily,
Speaker 3: and just show up and start doing it. Anyway. Imagine
Speaker 3: if we've got this, it's in Sydney, so we'd have
Speaker 3: to get someone to drive over here, you.
Speaker 4: Know, that's the easy part.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Just how much do we need, though to for
Speaker 3: this show to own a fire truck that we can
Speaker 3: turn into a black thunder?
Speaker 4: I honestly think if it's all working and it has
Speaker 4: gear in it.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful looking one as well.
Speaker 4: If it's under ten grand, we'd be stupid not to
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 3: It's red Joe intil August as well. Pass what's your bid?
Speaker 5: Has it got how many cases on it or not?
Speaker 3: Doesn't say?
Speaker 4: I don't think fire engines do a lot of k's there.
Speaker 4: You don't road trip in a fire engine. You only
Speaker 4: go to and from the fire.
Speaker 3: No, sometimes they go and they do a little cruise around,
Speaker 3: don't they. You know they go to go to where
Speaker 3: they fill up. They've got their own fuel supply there
Speaker 3: at the at the station. At the station, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: they've got a car wash there as well. You don't
Speaker 3: never que behind her. Find like a load of fire
Speaker 3: engines on a Monday when they go and clean up
Speaker 3: the trucks and.
Speaker 4: They're always so clean, sparkling.
Speaker 3: Well, they've got access to water.
Speaker 4: They no, excuse me, thirty fire So I'm going to
Speaker 4: say ten grands.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say twenty five twelve, Oh.
Speaker 4: Do get it.
Speaker 3: I would love nothing more than having this firefighter truck
Speaker 3: to get fully logoed up. That's a siren for by
Speaker 3: the way, And I've done in my siren sound effect.
Speaker 3: What do you think the boss.
Speaker 4: Take it out of pay your bills, pay our own
Speaker 4: fire truck bill.
Speaker 3: So I'm calling you at one o'clock today. Jack's answered,
Speaker 3: what's your butt? It was twelve thousand dollard's Christian for
Speaker 3: a fire truck. All right, that's this week's space work marketplace.
Speaker 3: The price is right. If you see anything you think
Speaker 3: we could use next week, I will give little prizes
Speaker 3: away for anything that we use that you find. Email
Speaker 3: me Christian at Gold one I four to three dot
Speaker 3: com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see we are going to do this show.
Speaker 4: Just remember back to yesterday when we all thought it
Speaker 4: was a fantastic idea. Try and channel that spirit.
Speaker 3: Give me mom. Yeah, okay, good morning. It's the Christian
Speaker 3: at Connor Breakfast Show, Gold one I four point three.
Speaker 3: Now the printer, the home printer, the place printer. Can
Speaker 3: you get half an hour of top drawer, top notch
Speaker 3: primetime breakfast radio entertainment on that and we can? I
Speaker 3: hope we can.
Speaker 4: But now that I see the confidence drop out of
Speaker 4: your face.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not at all.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we were talking about printers, and I was just saying,
Speaker 3: how flip and expensive the ink cartridges are liquid gold basically,
Speaker 3: you know, it's the printer. Is the easy bit? Buying
Speaker 3: that thing, pick up one of those, you know, no
Speaker 3: big deal, but then filling the thing up every couple
Speaker 3: of weeks or it's needy. It's am on the yellow
Speaker 3: and I don't need I don't bringing up bits of
Speaker 3: the sun any time now. Now I'm out of my genta.
Speaker 3: And all these colors you don't even whilst he's in
Speaker 3: boiling cyan and magenta, and then he got the black.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they they're really thirsty on the old black, aren't they.
Speaker 3: They've got two different types of black? Do they really?
Speaker 3: Mine has some great big thing, this guy persuading me
Speaker 3: to buy him. I've got one of these big old
Speaker 3: it's massive. Well, it's like a thing you could run
Speaker 3: an account's company with. I don't know why I've got it,
Speaker 3: but the guy said, this thing is a great one.
Speaker 3: It's a brother one, but it's huge, ugly, big old thing.
Speaker 3: But it is, And is it?
Speaker 4: How do you run the color situation in your house?
Speaker 4: Is it just free will?
Speaker 3: Or come to me and go, dad, it's playing up again.
Speaker 3: Needs to go and mend it.
Speaker 4: My dad was there is almost against the law to
Speaker 4: use color printing. Really, yeah, you had to ask permission.
Speaker 4: What do you mean in the house, because it was
Speaker 4: it kept running out, so we had to ask permission
Speaker 4: to use the color.
Speaker 3: Oh no, they use that at will.
Speaker 4: Oh that's you've got to put the chains on it.
Speaker 3: And often when they're doing homework, they haven't formatted it right,
Speaker 3: so they just turn out that that's twenty bucks gone
Speaker 3: up and to off again.
Speaker 4: We even were encouraged to do you have to go.
Speaker 3: Dad, it's been really good. Can we have a color
Speaker 3: piece of paper?
Speaker 4: We had to event for our school homework or anything
Speaker 4: we wanted to do that just had text in it,
Speaker 4: so just black on white paper. We were encouraged to
Speaker 4: make it fifty percent gray, so highlight the whole text,
Speaker 4: go to the drop down and make it fifty percent
Speaker 4: gray as the color because it is only half the
Speaker 4: black ink.
Speaker 3: All right, So here's what yesterday I was just saying,
Speaker 3: how expensive these these printers aren't there and it's the
Speaker 3: cartridges that that inc. I was even saying, how you
Speaker 3: know places should have you know, like you go past
Speaker 3: the servo and you've got how much it is for
Speaker 3: a liter of fuel. It should be how much it
Speaker 3: is for for ink. So they should do it so
Speaker 3: we can all drive around and compare them and stuff
Speaker 3: like this. Anyway, listening to all this, the cartridge warehouse,
Speaker 3: you'll never ware house here, don't you barbecue warehouse if
Speaker 3: it's not aware, I'm not going there, not a tiny
Speaker 3: little place. I need a warehouse. The cartridge warehouse image
Speaker 3: that whole ware house of these cartridges.
Speaker 4: Only us you sell to public, but for you, sir,
Speaker 4: take a look up.
Speaker 3: And see me around the back. And their catchphrase, if
Speaker 3: it exists, we can get it. Wow old claim in
Speaker 3: in Yes, yeah, let's narrow that down. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: so we've got do you know what this is amazing?
Speaker 3: Now I can now give away during the next half
Speaker 3: an hour the chance to fill up your printer. Forget
Speaker 3: about filling up your car. That's old school radio. It's
Speaker 3: now time to fill up your printer.
Speaker 4: That's a great prize.
Speaker 3: I reckon that's worth more, don't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to fund up your print.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 4: Brad Our producer bought a new printer because it was
Speaker 4: cheaper than buying the in cartridges.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's got one of those laser dot matrix
Speaker 3: one those really old one you know, with the perforated paper,
Speaker 3: some kind of diddy printer or something that you know.
Speaker 3: So how do you win this amazing prize this morning
Speaker 3: of having your printer filled up for free on us
Speaker 3: thanks to the cartridge warehouse. If it exists, they will
Speaker 3: find it. You need to call us up, tell us
Speaker 3: the story to deal with a printer. This is where
Speaker 3: this other will fly or sink? Have people got up
Speaker 3: their sleeves good stories about printers? You told us a
Speaker 3: nice one. I like it. Have we got any more
Speaker 3: out there in Melbourne? A funny or amusing story about
Speaker 3: the printer at home or the printer at work? Yep?
Speaker 4: Maybe even don't put the pressure of it has to
Speaker 4: be funny, all right, just a slightly interesting story about
Speaker 4: a printer.
Speaker 3: All right? Okay, no, let's lower it completely. Let's have
Speaker 3: no bar to this. Just a story about a printer
Speaker 3: might have me a long winded, pointless one. Do you
Speaker 3: have a story about a printer at work or at home?
Speaker 4: And then how about how about we put a dollar
Speaker 4: value of what kind of gift card you get at
Speaker 4: the Cartridge Warehouse on how good the story was?
Speaker 3: Okay? Cool in now the nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three once more mil when we were testing
Speaker 3: the boundaries of radio. Is this a mistake or are
Speaker 3: there interesting stories about printers? Nine four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: We'll find out at the side of this on Gold
Speaker 3: one o four point three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Printers the phone in only on Gold one o
Speaker 3: four point three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. All right,
Speaker 3: so I have five of you can get your printer
Speaker 3: filled up. What a price this has come from us
Speaker 3: just talking about it yesterday. How expensive expensive is to
Speaker 3: get inkjet for those cartridges. So thanks to the Cartridge Warehouse,
Speaker 3: five of you can win a life changing price this morning.
Speaker 3: Get your printer filled up on us.
Speaker 4: Think of all the things you can print in color?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, huh. All we need to do is
Speaker 3: give us a story about a printer. All right, We're
Speaker 3: ready now to go to our first call this morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Catherine, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 7: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. I'm excited about printers. The phone in.
Speaker 12: Well, well, I think printer cartridges were invented for people
Speaker 12: like me because back in the days, that's back in
Speaker 12: the eighties, when I was a junior in an office,
Speaker 12: one of my jobs to be tough with filling up
Speaker 12: the toner drum of the printer from the big container
Speaker 12: of ink. Now it wasn't liquid, it was powder, and
Speaker 12: it was lighter than talcum powder. So I bet you
Speaker 12: can see where this is going. So you had to
Speaker 12: click the big container into the cartridge, pull out the
Speaker 12: cartridge out of the tona out of the printer, and
Speaker 12: then you pull out a little valve that releases the
Speaker 12: tone of powder into the actual printer container of ink.
Speaker 12: But somehow it didn't click into place. It fell off
Speaker 12: and this black tone of powder exploded throughout the office.
Speaker 12: How they kept me on employment, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 12: sure there was murmurs about giving me the sack because
Speaker 12: there was black, fine, black powder everywhere in this beautiful, pristine,
Speaker 12: white reception area.
Speaker 3: And Catherine, I'm guessing then the princes there must have
Speaker 3: been huge. Do you remember how big TVs used to be?
Speaker 3: Do you remember that big old TV at school that
Speaker 3: was on Wells and used to like two teaches. You
Speaker 3: used to have to wheel into your assembly. So Princess
Speaker 3: then must have been huge, and you.
Speaker 12: Only had one for probably twenty or thirenty people. So
Speaker 12: this printer was out of action until we could clean
Speaker 12: up the mess.
Speaker 9: So it was not popular.
Speaker 3: All right, Katherine, I'm going to fill up your printer.
Speaker 9: I appreciate it.
Speaker 12: To pay the mortgage this.
Speaker 3: Week, we're paying your bills and we're filling up your printer.
Speaker 3: What kind of radio station is this? It's amazing, Catha,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Let's go to Steve. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. Welcome to printers the phone in. What
Speaker 3: have you got for Steve?
Speaker 10: Well, I'm sure there's lots of stories like mine that
Speaker 10: I've been having an argument with my little color printer
Speaker 10: for about a month because the little you know, when
Speaker 10: you were saying before, how one of the color says
Speaker 10: it's not happy, it's gonna be replacement all that. Well,
Speaker 10: the black one came up with that about a month ago.
Speaker 10: I got a new black one. I'll put the black
Speaker 10: one in, and then one next to it, which happens
Speaker 10: to be blue, says, oh, I'm not happy.
Speaker 4: Now this always happens, and it's coming.
Speaker 10: Up saying it didn't say it was empty. It just said, no,
Speaker 10: the blue one's not right. So to pull the blue
Speaker 10: one out, put the blue one back in. Okay, the
Speaker 10: yellow one next to the blue one says no, I'm
Speaker 10: not happy. And I tried so long, like literally weeks
Speaker 10: to get each of the that I ended up turning
Speaker 10: it off. For the last two weeks, it's just been
Speaker 10: off and I've given up. But a couple of days ago,
Speaker 10: I thought I've got I've got to beat this printer.
Speaker 10: It can't get to beat you, you know, And so
Speaker 10: I've gone back to it. I've pulled everyone out, I'll
Speaker 10: put them all back in one at a time, and
Speaker 10: I've pushed them down a little bit more until the
Speaker 10: light's gone off. And now I've had to I had
Speaker 10: to do that like two or three times before eventually
Speaker 10: it says, oh, all right, I can print something. And
Speaker 10: so something that I sent to the printer a month
Speaker 10: ago started printing out, Well.
Speaker 3: Well done, Yeah you've won. I mean, Steve, is there
Speaker 3: another item in the house you swear at more than
Speaker 3: the printer?
Speaker 10: Not really, I mean normally what happens is when when
Speaker 10: they get to that stage, I just throw them out
Speaker 10: because like, yeah, as you're saying, because of the inc
Speaker 10: is just totally not worth it. You know, for the
Speaker 10: eighty bucks to the printer coast, I can just gone
Speaker 10: by another printer for the income.
Speaker 3: I don't know what borold Sir David Adamer is going
Speaker 3: to make of that. You know, the next Planet Earth
Speaker 3: documentary is going to go yea millions of more discarded printers. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: that is such a funny story. It is. They just
Speaker 3: they take over you. It's like you're a scientist working
Speaker 3: in a nuclear reactor trying to keep this thing online
Speaker 3: or the whole world's going to blow.
Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly. And I've got a bit of a tech background,
Speaker 10: so it's extra annoying because it's like I know how
Speaker 10: it works, just works, all right.
Speaker 3: Well, Steve very well told you sum up asactly how
Speaker 3: all of us feel about these things. So you get
Speaker 3: your printer filled up on us, Thank you very much
Speaker 3: to work. Yes, once you get it to work, Steve,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. You killing I have a good day.
Speaker 10: Thank you you too.
Speaker 9: Bye.
Speaker 3: He now did it there, he said that all there
Speaker 3: is to say about them. Wendy, Hello, Christian welcome into printers.
Speaker 3: The phone in ah Hi Christian, good morning, Good morning, Wendy.
Speaker 3: What can you tell me about printers?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I had a very expensive top of the range printer
Speaker 13: scanner which was sitting under my windows so I could enjoy.
Speaker 11: The views every about it.
Speaker 13: In a week or so, watched all these little ants
Speaker 13: coming in through the window and thinking, hmm, really must
Speaker 13: do something about those ants. And then one day I
Speaker 13: had to actually scan something, so I opened up a
Speaker 13: lid of my scanner. The whole colony of ants had
Speaker 13: made a mess in my printer. It was now just
Speaker 13: an ant home. So I had to throw the whole
Speaker 13: thing out.
Speaker 3: An ant colony in the printer and in the printer.
Speaker 13: I don't know what made them do it, but yeah,
Speaker 13: the whole colony events. It was like when you opened
Speaker 13: up the printer. At the top of the scanner, it
Speaker 13: just looked, you know, like those little glass and colonies
Speaker 13: used by when you're a kid and you kill them
Speaker 13: in and you can see how busy they were. That's
Speaker 13: what my skinner looked like under the glass.
Speaker 3: Do you think this is part of the plan for
Speaker 3: the ants to take over the world, because if they
Speaker 3: can access our printers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've got our data.
Speaker 3: They can start printing off color. Willy nilly. They don't
Speaker 3: care anymore. They can control us.
Speaker 9: That's it.
Speaker 13: It's the domination plan.
Speaker 4: Could you print with a Wendy or did it come
Speaker 4: out with a whole lot of flattened ance?
Speaker 1: Ny?
Speaker 3: Great if you could train the ants to bring you
Speaker 3: the paper once you print it off, all on their heads,
Speaker 3: about two thousand of them lugging some A three thing
Speaker 3: you printed off.
Speaker 11: Yep.
Speaker 9: I had to throw it out.
Speaker 3: All right, Wendy, we're filling up your printer for free.
Speaker 3: It's on us. Yay, thank you very much, Wendy. All right,
Speaker 3: if you've got any more printer stories nine four one
Speaker 3: O four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point three.
Speaker 3: So an hour ago we were doing Facebook Marketplace prices, right, Well,
Speaker 3: I took a try through all the weird and wonderful
Speaker 3: things that people are selling on Facebook Marketplace. If you're
Speaker 3: not familiar with it, think eBay, but it's more weird
Speaker 3: and wonderful. eBay is like a big slick business now
Speaker 3: for people. People actually make a living selling stuff and
Speaker 3: big businesses going on eBay increasingly now, Facebook marketplace isn't
Speaker 3: like that. It's like a car boot sell.
Speaker 4: It's where you can't be bothered to make an account
Speaker 4: on eBay or one of the real ones. So I
Speaker 4: go to put on my Facebook.
Speaker 3: But then you get an amazing thing like this. I
Speaker 3: can't stop thinking about this. An ex firefighter truck. Beautiful,
Speaker 3: big firefighting truck looks great. Some guys selling it in Sydney.
Speaker 3: He's just had a baby and so he wants to
Speaker 3: sell this. He was asking for twelve thousand dollars. He's
Speaker 3: now gone down to about ten thousand dollars. I seriously
Speaker 3: would love this radio station to buy it so we
Speaker 3: can use it as our black Thunder. We get it
Speaker 3: logoed up all the great artists around this city that
Speaker 3: could do an amazing job getting that. It's a promotional thing.
Speaker 3: We had a presentation yesterday by the big chief exec.
Speaker 3: And what did he say about advertising? Not just posters
Speaker 3: and billboards?
Speaker 4: He word word to word and this is a very close.
Speaker 3: Calling him right now, going, I heard that, boss, how
Speaker 3: do you feel about spending out ten thousand dollars on
Speaker 3: a fire truck?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 3: I've seen my posts on the back of taxis who cares.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna listen to that guy on the boot
Speaker 3: of a cab. However, see us on a fire truck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you picture yourself in a red light and
Speaker 4: then from behind you a siren starts going and the
Speaker 4: fire speed and you go, I should tune into.
Speaker 3: Gold four break for show emergency. Someone's in the need
Speaker 3: of chuckles. Not just that we get that big old
Speaker 3: fire truck. The other first thing I'm going to do
Speaker 3: with it, get in it, drive out of fox send
Speaker 3: you up on the beer that ladder, turn of hose on,
Speaker 3: blow out their windows. Yeah. Yeah, this is how we're
Speaker 3: going to wash.
Speaker 4: You out of town, Foxy, and then triple ends in
Speaker 4: the same building all.
Speaker 9: Like that.
Speaker 3: Then put it on the old phone setting as well.
Speaker 3: Then we get out of that.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm going to make that call to chief exec.
Speaker 3: I've already thought this through what we're going to do
Speaker 3: with it, you know, says fed up, tripping in with
Speaker 3: foam and then flush out Foxy with water. Okay. The
Speaker 3: other thing is how do we go and fill up
Speaker 3: that with fuel? I think you can worry a cuple
Speaker 3: of servo and you think you'll fit under the unleaded diesel.
Speaker 3: What are they using diesel?
Speaker 5: Don't they?
Speaker 3: I guess diesel is that that's cheaper than unleaded.
Speaker 8: You go to those big truck servos, like the one
Speaker 8: that you know out towards Calcello where it's designed for trucks.
Speaker 3: They've got the big white base. Yeah, and can can
Speaker 3: any of us drive it? Do you need a special
Speaker 3: license to drive a fire truck?
Speaker 4: Do you think so?
Speaker 5: Do you need articulated? Don't you?
Speaker 4: I've driven a fire truck. Well, I hang on that
Speaker 4: little baby because I only just remembered when you asked it,
Speaker 4: can we drive it?
Speaker 3: How can you forget driving a fire truck?
Speaker 4: My cousin works for the Raft, well he works at
Speaker 4: Telmarine now as a firefighter. He used to work at
Speaker 4: the raft base in Richmond, New South Wales, and I
Speaker 4: went up to visit him one weekend and because they
Speaker 4: don't do a lot there, like there's not a lot
Speaker 4: of fires to put out at luckily we drove. We
Speaker 4: had a spin around in one of the fire trucks.
Speaker 4: Keep it under twenty kilometers at all time.
Speaker 3: But what you've got to drive it? Got to drive
Speaker 3: me this that high up sort of vantage point looks
Speaker 3: great to drive something. Well, I'm just and the big
Speaker 3: old bouncy seat and that big old captain steering wheel
Speaker 3: they got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just thinking maybe I shouldn't have said that,
Speaker 4: because maybe he wasn't allowed to let me drive.
Speaker 3: So it happens if anyone's it always works, that's right,
Speaker 3: you know? And then where do they keep the siren?
Speaker 3: Is a pedal for that?
Speaker 4: What does he not get to put the siren on?
Speaker 4: I assume it's a button.
Speaker 5: It'son.
Speaker 3: I reckon it's a thing on the floor. You can't
Speaker 3: be looking around? Yeah, well no, no, would be like
Speaker 3: a little thing he depressed and it presses up. I
Speaker 3: think it's one of those you're like a foot pedal
Speaker 3: on an organ. It's a switch, all right.
Speaker 4: I don't have to look around for the switch. They
Speaker 4: know where it is.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's a guy to go fast? Now?
Speaker 3: Which do you think it's the guy who rides shotgun?
Speaker 3: He's in charge of firing off the old siren and
Speaker 3: has he got a couple of modes? Because sometimes you
Speaker 3: hear a big old yeah. Do they get to choose
Speaker 3: when there's some old more on who just won't pull over?
Speaker 3: It should have a shove it at the front. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you and the Honda Civic shove it up and shove
Speaker 3: it out the way of the road into the ditch.
Speaker 3: We need fire used to call in now to just
Speaker 3: tell us what we you know, we're going to look
Speaker 3: forward to. What we can look forward to. Because then
Speaker 3: when I ring the boss today and he starts going,
Speaker 3: I don't think he thought this out. I know I'm
Speaker 3: going to fuel it. No, we're going to house it.
Speaker 3: It's good to go. You just need to cut a
Speaker 3: check right now for tenth. That's all nine four one four,
Speaker 3: one oh four three. If you have any information about
Speaker 3: the care and maintenance of a fight truck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, thank you very much. Then, what I found out
Speaker 3: during that song is a we want me to drive
Speaker 3: it unless we get a license. But that's fine, someone else,
Speaker 3: we can hire somebody else.
Speaker 4: Really, I thought we should start doing it now, Like
Speaker 4: you and I go to the lessons.
Speaker 3: Do you think it'd be quite hard to learn how
Speaker 3: to drive one of those big old things?
Speaker 4: But don't you want to?
Speaker 3: Like you know, I'm not the best that got me
Speaker 3: home right at like reverse parking and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: But you don't do that with a truck.
Speaker 3: I smashed into my own mother in law's car at
Speaker 3: the front of my own house, even though the beach.
Speaker 3: She's been here recently, a couple of years ago. Who's
Speaker 3: her brand new car as well, she'd had it a week.
Speaker 3: I hit it so hard I saw the rearview mirror.
Speaker 3: It lifted in the air, even though you know anything, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I know where the bag she came running away?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So I don't think it's a good idea for me
Speaker 3: to drive that. I did, not plowing it into a
Speaker 3: listener's house or something like that.
Speaker 4: But if it's a fire truck, you can say it's
Speaker 4: an emergency, like I had to park here quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I had to crumple a few cars.
Speaker 4: You're probably right, okay, So tell you what.
Speaker 3: What a great thing to do the weekly shopping though
Speaker 3: you've got plenty of bootspace in one of those right, Well,
Speaker 3: where are we our bags for life in the back?
Speaker 4: I imagine we at least want to take a ride
Speaker 4: in it if we.
Speaker 3: Don't want to take the dog for walking it. Imagine
Speaker 3: pulling up down the beach and then getting a dog
Speaker 3: out of the buck of the fire truck. It's a
Speaker 3: fire dog.
Speaker 4: So do we have to have a full time driver
Speaker 4: on stand by in case we ever feel the women
Speaker 4: going out in the creek.
Speaker 3: What a great way to meet women there if you
Speaker 3: were single. You know who's not impressed with the guy?
Speaker 6: What a catch?
Speaker 3: You know, well a fireman. They might believe that I
Speaker 3: was a fireman, you know, just like sometimes drive it
Speaker 3: around to her for a walk on the beach with.
Speaker 4: This dog doesn't have the gold stickers all over it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 5: Branded you could both do a calendar like the firemen
Speaker 5: do the calendars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would sell really well, Pats, because there's one
Speaker 3: thing you want to see with DJ's is what the
Speaker 3: bod's like. There's Dad bought and then lower than that
Speaker 3: is Djo Christian. On weekends, if you get this fire truck,
Speaker 3: I'm going to get the fire truck. And on weekends,
Speaker 3: if you get the fire truck, Gold could hire the
Speaker 3: fire truck out for kids' birthday parties. Yeah, who comes
Speaker 3: out the back of the truck. I'll give the clown.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three time for this sawnings at work time waster, Today's
Speaker 3: we're looking to try and build a printer playlist. An
Speaker 3: hour ago we launched printers the phone in genuinely, some
Speaker 3: very funny people called in.
Speaker 4: Yes, it will return every Wednesday for the.
Speaker 3: Rest of the year. As we were filling up your
Speaker 3: printer on us. So now it's songs for printers. All right,
Speaker 3: I've got Bob Marley and we're paper jamming. That's good,
Speaker 3: street fighting cyan, street fighting, man stones okay, very good,
Speaker 3: pretty in ink classed it first. Ribbon let die xeroxan,
Speaker 3: very good, xeroxan, don't ream it's over, very good. He
Speaker 3: ain't heavy. He's my brother. Wireless a three ink JETFC printer.
Speaker 4: Is that the one? The monstrosity you've got your.
Speaker 3: Here comes the EPSOM Workforce wireless printer. All right? What
Speaker 3: have you got then for printer songs?
Speaker 4: Boulevard of broken reins, Yeah, printed black, Yeah, the rolling stones, ye,
Speaker 4: hazy shade of printer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When it's running out with or without.
Speaker 4: Blue, I'm going to print to print it with or
Speaker 4: without blue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, send us yours then text them in
Speaker 3: Oh four seven five O three one oh four three
Speaker 3: Printer songs Oh four seven five O three one oh
Speaker 3: four three with Mark Theman, ten minutes time.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three time down tomorrow. Today's that work time waste to Jack.
Speaker 3: You're ready ready, We are marking your printer playlist song
Speaker 3: songs to printers. We're talking about them earlier. Then you
Speaker 3: ran off about I said, I don't think there's any
Speaker 3: other item that you own in your house. You swear
Speaker 3: out more than a printer, Papa, don't print perfect Gold
Speaker 3: plus Islands in the rem Gold Kati and Hawthorn epsung
Speaker 3: of a preacher Man.
Speaker 4: Now we're talking gold plus t K.
Speaker 3: Kensington, well done, Xerox Lobster zero. That's good Gold, Tyler,
Speaker 3: well done, leaving on an ink checkplane Gold, great song,
Speaker 3: Pete in Carol's word on for that prince Hip Black,
Speaker 3: did you do that?
Speaker 4: Bronze minus minus minus.
Speaker 3: Gle just come in late, so your precious little kit
Speaker 3: pro Glenn print me baby one more time.
Speaker 4: That's great Gold, well done.
Speaker 3: Dues and cryed and good to see your back. After
Speaker 3: a couple of days off. I've noticed, uh the paper.
Speaker 4: Bush well like the nap bush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm all out of ink. God, Double Plus, come
Speaker 3: on office works and mate that the song in a
Speaker 3: TV ads you could see the printer, a cartoon printer,
Speaker 3: singing it as well. Ink me up before you go go.
Speaker 3: I don't think Will Plus that sounds wrong. Live epsom
Speaker 3: let die Silver, stay away to Xerox Silver, Blame it
Speaker 3: on the ink.
Speaker 4: Civil Plus printing nine to five.
Speaker 3: They're struggling now born to run out of ink very quickly, satirical, funny,
Speaker 3: but is it silver? Okay? King of wishful inking? That's
Speaker 3: very good. Pete and Abbotsford one last one, Sex and
Speaker 3: Cannon Gold all right, one of them? Then Jack can
Speaker 3: win tickets to go and see Banana Rama live. They
Speaker 3: are coming back to Melbourne. Returning to Melbourne Friday, February
Speaker 3: the twenty second at the Forum with special guests Tiffany
Speaker 3: from the eighties as well. They've come back in an
Speaker 3: eighties time machine. They brought Tiffany with them. Tickets are
Speaker 3: on sale right now through a ticket Master. I'll be
Speaker 3: there at that. Who gets the tickets?
Speaker 4: I'm all out of it.
Speaker 1: Right well down everyone the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Two hours ago, I found out that you could buy
Speaker 3: on Facebook Marketplace a fire truck. It's over in Sydney.
Speaker 3: But he's after twelve thousand dollars and I'm seriously going
Speaker 3: to be ringing the big big quadra from Moggio. Boss.
Speaker 3: I let me my boss. I don't mean my boss's
Speaker 3: boss or the boss's boss boss. I mean one up,
Speaker 3: the big guy, the big kahuna. He was here yesterday.
Speaker 3: Did he not say he's looking for big ideas? He
Speaker 3: even said to me, what's your big idea you're going
Speaker 3: to do this year?
Speaker 4: O'Connell, And you promised him I'll have it. I'll have
Speaker 4: a big idea this year.
Speaker 3: Twenty four hours outside of that boardroom, I'm saying, ten
Speaker 3: thousand dollars gets you the big idea a fire truck.
Speaker 3: So I'm very excited. But I need to know more.
Speaker 3: I need to you know what it's like. He's big
Speaker 3: on detail. When I call him. I've got to have,
Speaker 3: as they say, business, all my ducks in order, yep,
Speaker 3: hashtag business. Lingo Bradley is the man we need to
Speaker 3: speak to in Sydney right now, now, good morning, Bradley.
Speaker 3: Hey here you're going listen. Tell me about this amazing
Speaker 3: fire truck you're selling, mate. How long have you had it?
Speaker 11: I've had it. I don't know, about six years.
Speaker 3: Pretty sick as it's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: It's a bit of a weapon so fiber game from Downmula.
Speaker 7: It's the X window a pump up yep.
Speaker 11: And my brother in law and two of his mates
Speaker 11: bought it probably fifteen years ago for a bit of fun.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 11: They masked around with it, set it up. We can
Speaker 11: get pumping with it and pat fun and just spray
Speaker 11: water everywhere and all that puff, which is awesome.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, what do you mean you spray water
Speaker 4: everywhere like a giant nerf gun?
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah, well actually okay, so we're not supposed
Speaker 11: to say this, so we'll just pretend I was listening.
Speaker 11: But we actually set up this part like a pipe
Speaker 11: or hose off the back that used to shoot over
Speaker 11: the front so you could pull up at a set
Speaker 11: of lights. Poor pump rare the hell out of that water.
Speaker 3: Why why wouldn't you do that? If you could suddenly
Speaker 3: ten years of age with a giant nerf gun on wheels.
Speaker 11: Well, this is pretty much what happens. You don't go up,
Speaker 11: you just get a little old. We got a little
Speaker 11: bit more money, and you're like, oh, yeah, I think
Speaker 11: the flight truck's good idea.
Speaker 4: You know how I'd like to use it on Bradley
Speaker 4: people who sit at the front of a red lightning
Speaker 4: play on their phone and haven't realized the light has changed.
Speaker 3: Blast.
Speaker 4: Instead of giving him a hunk, just give him a
Speaker 4: dowsing of water, a few tons of for two.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 7: Fine.
Speaker 11: And we took it out in News and the best
Speaker 11: the best time we had with it was the twenty
Speaker 11: fifteen or twenty four the can't remember, and we took
Speaker 11: it out into Sydney. We loaded it up with friends
Speaker 11: because you can sit like six people in the back
Speaker 11: for in the front. We went out all through Sydney
Speaker 11: all night, drove around and you can park it anyway.
Speaker 11: So then I was like, look the fight trucks. So
Speaker 11: you just felt like we're out in the rock and
Speaker 11: like the cops are there the ice and it was
Speaker 11: fantastic come through truck.
Speaker 4: Oh fireworksos.
Speaker 3: We could have with this if we were to.
Speaker 9: Yeah, good.
Speaker 11: Fine, But like what happens that I met my beautiful wife,
Speaker 11: we got married, we've had a child now, so he's
Speaker 11: eight and a half weeks igly nine weeks.
Speaker 3: So I thought you about to say you it was
Speaker 3: conceived on the back seat of the fire truck.
Speaker 11: We won't go there, I go there. We'll just keep
Speaker 11: it nice and very social. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,
Speaker 11: So now we've got nowhere to park it. So because
Speaker 11: we moved from acreage to our my in laws and
Speaker 11: they're lovely people and they said, well come we move
Speaker 11: with half on our top of staff and yeah. So
Speaker 11: now we've got the fight truck sitting out on the
Speaker 11: road and we're like, you know what, there's someone else
Speaker 11: to have it now than us and from there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what I say, Bradley, I'm seriously interested
Speaker 3: in this. How much do you want for it?
Speaker 11: Well, like, we want like twelve twelve and a half.
Speaker 2: On that for it?
Speaker 3: Is that your best final offer?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 11: No, no, everything's negotiable, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I see in the moment's listed for twelve.
Speaker 3: Now you're saying twelve twelve and a half, which is it?
Speaker 3: My friend?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean I think I think it was put
Speaker 11: in somewhere at twelve, and I think somewhere else is
Speaker 11: prints twelve and a half. I'm not one hundred percent sure, right,
Speaker 11: but I don't know. But you know, we negotiate. The
Speaker 11: point is now you come back.
Speaker 3: To me with absolutely and I promise you I will.
Speaker 3: Can you do me a really big favor because I'm
Speaker 3: seriously interested? Do you know who? We're a breakfast show
Speaker 3: over in Melbourne. I'm new here on air, and I
Speaker 3: think this fire truck could be the thing that sends
Speaker 3: me to number one in Melbourne.
Speaker 11: Yes, right, cool, I used to go down there.
Speaker 3: Let's just take a breathing for now. I've got to
Speaker 3: make a few calls. I will come back to you, Bradley.
Speaker 3: What I need you to promise me, though, is you're
Speaker 3: not to sell this until you come back to me, okay,
Speaker 3: because I really want this and I'm going to do
Speaker 3: everything I can to get the money in the next
Speaker 3: twenty four hours.
Speaker 11: Okay, cool? Okay, So what happened? You rang me on
Speaker 11: a number that's like, there's no call. I I can't
Speaker 11: bring you back.
Speaker 3: You can trust me. It's all legit, it's all above board.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believes Okay, Bradley for now, great talking to you, buddy. Yeah, fantastic,
Speaker 3: Have a good day, all right, cheers Bradley.
Speaker 11: Woit mine Bye?
Speaker 3: How the hell am I going to ring the Big
Speaker 3: Boss and ask for ten? Do you reckon? I coul
Speaker 3: get him do to ten thousand?
Speaker 4: I reckon we can get under ten, do you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I reckon like eight or nine and the Boss will
Speaker 4: give it a tick. And Bradley sounds like a nice
Speaker 4: guy who wants to help the show.
Speaker 3: All this relies on the Big Archie give me that
Speaker 3: money and I need it in twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: Well is he just all talk? He said yesterday literally yesterday.
Speaker 4: He wants to be right.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I'll make the call. We will find out.
Speaker 3: Hopefully we're going to have news tomorrow morning that we're
Speaker 3: buying that truck.
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Speaker 1: point three?
Speaker 7: Is it me?
Speaker 3: Or was today's show bounced around everyone? Is there anything
Speaker 3: we haven't talked about today's show?
Speaker 6: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: It fels like the show changed from seven thirty the
Speaker 3: moment we saw that fire truck. It's sort of become
Speaker 3: our new son. It's but dazzled us. It's regard us,
Speaker 3: you know. And then we went to printers, back to
Speaker 3: the fire truck, back to the fire truck again. So
Speaker 3: today I have already texted the Big Boss saying I
Speaker 3: need to speak to you urgently for five minutes.
Speaker 4: And has he written back yet?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, sent in another one after that, going it's
Speaker 3: an amazing opportunity.
Speaker 4: Taking can is our birthday and Christmas presents can buy.
Speaker 3: So tune in tomorrow morning for many reasons. Can be
Speaker 3: paying your wed at seven, but also to find out
Speaker 3: are we calling back Bradley and buying that fire truck
Speaker 3: off him? I have so I want only one thing
Speaker 3: now this year, to get that fire truck. It's all
Speaker 3: on whether or not the Big Boss will part handover
Speaker 3: chet for ten thousand dollars. So title of today's show,
Speaker 3: DJ bod get Ready, I'm calling one of you.
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