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Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian no Connel Show podcast, To all

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Speaker 1: the other moms and dads that are struggling in the

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Speaker 1: final yards of the school summer holidays. They are, I

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Speaker 1: just want to get back to school. Yesterday, Patsy, they

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Speaker 1: were like, well, what we're going to do today? And

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Speaker 1: I said, tell you what we've got art supplies.

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Speaker 2: Why don't the three of us make a mood board

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Speaker 2: of what we'd make from this year. They actually snatched off,

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Speaker 2: so I thought they'd come back. Once they see what

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Speaker 2: Papa's doing with his mood board, they will come back.

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Speaker 2: How or later they come back to see mine.

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Speaker 1: They going it looks like the sort of thing that

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Speaker 1: the FBI raid in a serial killer's house, while they

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Speaker 1: like black and white folks of rivals. When their eyes

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Speaker 1: cut out, and that's my mood board. That is what

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Speaker 1: I want from this year, all right. So yesterday I

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Speaker 1: officially made.

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Speaker 2: The world's worst salad.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully you've got pen and paper if you want to

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Speaker 1: write down the ingredients. An hour did this play the music.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, I thought that the salad needs to reinvent.

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Speaker 3: This sound's so basic. Just leave it alone.

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Speaker 1: It Jack, it's too basic. It's too basic, Nike, keep

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Speaker 1: bringing out all these different trainers. Stall, We've got trainers.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: So first of all, you chop up finely chopped iceberg letters,

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Speaker 1: chop up some beautiful roama tomatoes, then added some bean

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Speaker 1: sprout so that it sounds with a nice glaze or dressing.

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Speaker 2: That probably would have been enough as a nice healthy

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Speaker 2: side salad.

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Speaker 3: So fast, so good.

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Speaker 1: I then think inspiration like Einstein equals EMPC squared. Why

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Speaker 1: don't I get some sauser, like an entire jar of

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Speaker 1: it and tip it in.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's not so Anymore's start with lettuce in it.

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Speaker 1: Patsy, you said the right word, slot aimpted an entire

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Speaker 1: jarering right, stirred it all up right straight away from

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Speaker 1: sort of thing. Hey, it doesn't look good, but I

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Speaker 1: bet this is going to taste amazing. I then just think,

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Speaker 1: hang on a minute, this needs tang. You guys know

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Speaker 1: me as tang man. I'm obsessed with that tang flavor,

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Speaker 1: the essential genua that you need in any dish. So

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Speaker 1: I thought I'll chuck in some blueberries. Oh no, it's

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Speaker 1: gone to your head female. I then think, do you

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Speaker 1: know what this needs? Also? Some crunch? I go and

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Speaker 1: get some court chips and put them in a tea

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Speaker 1: towel and then get a rolling pin roll them over tea,

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Speaker 1: you know, to really break them up, tipple those in,

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Speaker 1: stir all that in serve it up.

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Speaker 3: You've done all the food groups. What's meant to be

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Speaker 3: a side?

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me, mum that you're not taking of four

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Speaker 1: or five food groups in one side serving.

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Speaker 3: I think the idea with when Jamie Oliver, who you

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Speaker 3: referenced before, spices up a salad, it's something subtle that

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Speaker 3: you go, this is a seller I know, is that

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Speaker 3: maybe a heat of blueberry, not dumb blueberries on the

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Speaker 3: top of it.

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Speaker 1: I wish I could have just I should have just

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Speaker 1: filmed them eating me, because they still went as they

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Speaker 1: sort of saw it, so fall out the bowl or

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Speaker 1: so a salad shouldn't shouldn't come out like a volcano,

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Speaker 1: where all this sort of went onto the plate in

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Speaker 1: the gloopy liquid of the sausa. They were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: got whool? What made it worse? This lowest, my fifteen

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Speaker 1: year old, had brought home a mate of hers to

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Speaker 1: eat as well, and I'm thinking, oh God, why wasn't

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Speaker 1: she here yesterday? The day before you know, when you

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Speaker 1: know this is just gonna taste foul. I'd had some

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Speaker 1: and I actually did. Oh why tastes so sharp? As Straight away,

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Speaker 1: they go, Dad, what is in this? I went, it's

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Speaker 1: better if you just try it.

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, the friends going, I feel sickness

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Speaker 3: to O'Connor, can you drive me home?

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Speaker 1: I hate earlier I had. They try it and they're like, God, God, Dad,

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Speaker 1: this is disgusting. Why is it all runny? Is this sausa? No? Wait,

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Speaker 1: what's the chewy stuff? Though there's corn chips? Why are

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Speaker 1: the blueberries randomly thrown at this? So anyway, that was

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Speaker 1: the world's worst salad. If you want to try to,

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