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Speaker 1: Gold. It's jonesy Amanda's jam nation driving you home. On

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Speaker 1: any other day this would be considered unusual. But no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no Tuesday for Tuesday is tin hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: This is where we take your conspiracy theory and I

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Speaker 2: share some of the big conspiracy theories that are doing

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Speaker 2: the rounds. I saw watching, I saw and heard you'll

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Speaker 2: hate this woman from the way she talks. Brendan and

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Speaker 2: I saw this yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Remember when the aliens landed at the Miami Mall and

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Speaker 3: there was like a thousand cops that showed up and

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Speaker 3: then we kind of like never heard about it again. Well,

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Speaker 3: supposedly the coordinates of the Miami Mall are like some

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Speaker 3: sort of reverse order, a tiny bit off from the

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Speaker 3: coordinates of Antarctica. It is widely conspiracy theorized that Antarctica

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Speaker 3: is where you can get away from the simulation that

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Speaker 3: is Earth and or where we keep and talk with

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Speaker 3: extraterrestrials and aliens. So they landed at the Miami Mall

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Speaker 3: by accident, they clearly should have been in Antarctica.

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Speaker 2: Clearly they should have been a nine time I could

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Speaker 2: listen to her old ay she's saying, explain what this

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Speaker 2: is about. She is saying that the aliens got confused

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Speaker 2: and landed at a mall in Miami, yep, rather than

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Speaker 2: landing at their normal meeting place in Antarctica. The incident

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Speaker 2: that she's referring to in a Miami mall happened in

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Speaker 2: twenty twenty four at Bayside Marketplace. What police say happened

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Speaker 2: is that there were four youths mucking around, setting off

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Speaker 2: fireworks and starting a fight. But what these people say

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Speaker 2: happened was the police turned up to fight eight foot

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Speaker 2: tall shadow aliens. Apparently that's what happened, and that a

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Speaker 2: whole lot of people who were there witnesses have even

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Speaker 2: though there's no evidence to say this. Eyewitnesses videos have

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Speaker 2: been deleted, witnesses were silenced, and police confiscated phones. So

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Speaker 2: those aliens got the coordinates wrong on their GPS and

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Speaker 2: the other shops yep. Rather than ending up in Antarctica

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Speaker 2: or Uranus. Maybe they're going straight to Uranus. That's just

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Speaker 2: one of the conspiracy theories I have heard this week.

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Speaker 2: I've got another one too. Should I play it for

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Speaker 2: your next please?

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Speaker 1: I'll make sure I don't go anywhere made I get abducted.

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Speaker 1: I've made some common sense.

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Speaker 2: Radio stations made some fresh tin hats.

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Speaker 1: Just keep the old hats because or get one of

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Speaker 1: those pithons.

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Speaker 2: Because our heads started to smell. Anyway, I'll tell you

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Speaker 2: another amazing theory.

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Speaker 1: Next on gold.