1 00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:13,484 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts here more Gold one on one point 2 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:15,204 Speaker 1: seven podcasts. 3 00:00:14,604 --> 00:00:17,724 Speaker 2: Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. 4 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,644 Speaker 3: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demander podcast. 5 00:00:20,764 --> 00:00:24,564 Speaker 1: Dave Hughes is one of Australia's most recognizable voices. A 6 00:00:24,684 --> 00:00:27,684 Speaker 1: master of stand up. He's been making us laugh for decades. 7 00:00:28,004 --> 00:00:30,084 Speaker 1: If you're in Adelaide, how lucky you are. He's going 8 00:00:30,124 --> 00:00:32,604 Speaker 1: to be at the Fringe Festival and he joins us. Now, Dave, 9 00:00:32,724 --> 00:00:36,644 Speaker 1: hello here, he is you great to hear. 10 00:00:36,524 --> 00:00:37,884 Speaker 3: You in the afternoons. 11 00:00:38,004 --> 00:00:40,443 Speaker 4: By the why I was listening the other day when 12 00:00:40,484 --> 00:00:43,803 Speaker 4: you gave me a mention because Jonesy was having one 13 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:48,524 Speaker 4: of his many tips with other radio personalities things. That 14 00:00:48,884 --> 00:00:51,644 Speaker 4: was the builder situation where you turned up on the 15 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:54,724 Speaker 4: work site and was telling Marto what to do with 16 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,164 Speaker 4: his builders. 17 00:00:56,204 --> 00:00:58,684 Speaker 3: So yes, and you guys gave me a mention. I 18 00:00:58,724 --> 00:00:59,284 Speaker 3: appreciate it. 19 00:01:00,124 --> 00:01:02,404 Speaker 2: No what I was saying. What I was saying because 20 00:01:02,444 --> 00:01:05,964 Speaker 2: Marto has misappropriated this feud. I never walked onto a 21 00:01:06,003 --> 00:01:08,643 Speaker 2: building site and told him how to do his job. 22 00:01:08,924 --> 00:01:11,724 Speaker 2: My expertise is in radio, not building. I brought a 23 00:01:11,724 --> 00:01:14,764 Speaker 2: bill with me who he was. He was the one 24 00:01:14,804 --> 00:01:16,644 Speaker 2: that said, mate, I wouldn't be doing that. You know, 25 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,604 Speaker 2: if I was to give Mato any radio advice, which 26 00:01:19,604 --> 00:01:20,923 Speaker 2: I'm well qualified. 27 00:01:20,524 --> 00:01:21,563 Speaker 1: You say I wouldn't be doing that. 28 00:01:21,684 --> 00:01:24,164 Speaker 2: I would. I would have said I would have sorted this. 29 00:01:24,324 --> 00:01:26,404 Speaker 2: I would have sorted this out. But he's chosen not to. 30 00:01:26,604 --> 00:01:29,324 Speaker 2: So we just move on. But you know, this is 31 00:01:29,364 --> 00:01:30,964 Speaker 2: what the business is, isn't a day. 32 00:01:31,203 --> 00:01:35,724 Speaker 4: Look, We're just happy to be mentioned generally, whether good 33 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:38,724 Speaker 4: or bad. If you mentioned your somehow relevant. So I 34 00:01:38,804 --> 00:01:41,204 Speaker 4: just accept it all as a compliment. 35 00:01:41,364 --> 00:01:44,203 Speaker 1: Remind me to tell that to Andrew Mount Batton windsor. 36 00:01:46,364 --> 00:01:46,844 Speaker 3: So. Dave. 37 00:01:47,124 --> 00:01:49,604 Speaker 1: I love that you love stand up so much that 38 00:01:49,684 --> 00:01:53,524 Speaker 1: you will go on stage, I imagine at the drop 39 00:01:53,564 --> 00:01:55,684 Speaker 1: of a hat, because it's something that you still love 40 00:01:55,764 --> 00:01:57,324 Speaker 1: to do. Do you ever get nerves? 41 00:01:57,564 --> 00:02:02,084 Speaker 4: I you know, I have really stopped getting nervous recently, 42 00:02:02,204 --> 00:02:04,844 Speaker 4: to be honest. And you know, I'm fifty five now, 43 00:02:04,884 --> 00:02:07,844 Speaker 4: so it's taken me a long time to realize that 44 00:02:08,364 --> 00:02:11,204 Speaker 4: no one can. People are living their own lives and 45 00:02:11,244 --> 00:02:14,084 Speaker 4: they barely think about me at all, and if they do, 46 00:02:14,163 --> 00:02:17,124 Speaker 4: it's only momentary. So I just don't have to worry. 47 00:02:17,803 --> 00:02:19,404 Speaker 2: You seem to have a lot of people in your 48 00:02:19,404 --> 00:02:23,643 Speaker 2: crowd lately sort of being outspoken from various things. I'm 49 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,923 Speaker 2: not talking about breastfeeding mums, but there's been you know, 50 00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:28,644 Speaker 2: fight's a bit of argie bargie. Do you look forward 51 00:02:28,964 --> 00:02:29,284 Speaker 2: to that? 52 00:02:29,644 --> 00:02:32,324 Speaker 4: No, I don't, but if it happens, I hope someone 53 00:02:32,404 --> 00:02:35,044 Speaker 4: records it, because you know, I'm still happy to get attention, 54 00:02:35,124 --> 00:02:36,684 Speaker 4: don't get me wrong. And I did have a woman 55 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,643 Speaker 4: recently just stand up in the front row when I was. 56 00:02:39,603 --> 00:02:42,884 Speaker 3: In nuser actually and just said, do you love your son? 57 00:02:43,004 --> 00:02:46,364 Speaker 4: It was like an inquisition. She was putting onpon me. 58 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:50,484 Speaker 4: I'm like, yes, what's the relevance of this question? She said, well, 59 00:02:50,483 --> 00:02:53,803 Speaker 4: why are you making fun of him? I said, because 60 00:02:53,844 --> 00:02:54,524 Speaker 4: he's an idiot. 61 00:02:54,603 --> 00:02:59,284 Speaker 3: You know, I still love him. But she walked out. 62 00:02:59,163 --> 00:03:02,004 Speaker 4: And then five minutes later, the venue manager came and 63 00:03:02,043 --> 00:03:04,484 Speaker 4: grabbed the person she was with and they left as well. 64 00:03:04,524 --> 00:03:06,444 Speaker 4: And they were disabled, and I thought it was a 65 00:03:06,564 --> 00:03:09,764 Speaker 4: disabled son, but after the show I found out that 66 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:12,884 Speaker 4: she was his era and he was there to see 67 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:16,603 Speaker 4: the show and she was there as his care and 68 00:03:16,644 --> 00:03:19,523 Speaker 4: she left right and like she and then he had 69 00:03:19,564 --> 00:03:21,564 Speaker 4: no way to go home apparently, so they had to 70 00:03:21,603 --> 00:03:23,643 Speaker 4: go and get him because she was giving him a 71 00:03:23,684 --> 00:03:25,524 Speaker 4: left home. I just hope that on that left time 72 00:03:25,603 --> 00:03:27,604 Speaker 4: he was quite angry, and it was like, there's. 73 00:03:27,404 --> 00:03:30,324 Speaker 2: A lot of time story breaking the code of a care. 74 00:03:31,324 --> 00:03:33,804 Speaker 2: You don't leave the person that's in your care behind. 75 00:03:34,124 --> 00:03:36,724 Speaker 4: She wouldn't have thought so, but anyway, so it was 76 00:03:36,764 --> 00:03:39,404 Speaker 4: an old, an old night, but it became a news 77 00:03:39,444 --> 00:03:40,524 Speaker 4: story and I was happy about it. 78 00:03:42,124 --> 00:03:43,964 Speaker 1: Do you have to negotiate with your kids as to 79 00:03:43,964 --> 00:03:46,164 Speaker 1: what you will talk about and what you won't do? 80 00:03:46,204 --> 00:03:48,324 Speaker 1: You do you say to them? Do you mind if 81 00:03:48,324 --> 00:03:49,044 Speaker 1: I mentioned this? 82 00:03:49,803 --> 00:03:53,204 Speaker 3: Look? Yeah I do, and sometimes I don't. But you know, 83 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:54,803 Speaker 3: you can't win either way. 84 00:03:54,884 --> 00:03:57,363 Speaker 4: Because I did a show last year and my son 85 00:03:57,444 --> 00:03:59,884 Speaker 4: did feature heavily, and my daughters came to see the 86 00:03:59,964 --> 00:04:02,884 Speaker 4: show and it went really well, and I thought that, 87 00:04:03,084 --> 00:04:05,524 Speaker 4: you know, give me some positive feedback, and their only 88 00:04:05,564 --> 00:04:07,924 Speaker 4: feedback was, Dad, you didn't mention us once? 89 00:04:08,004 --> 00:04:09,924 Speaker 3: Are we invisible to you? 90 00:04:09,964 --> 00:04:12,523 Speaker 4: And I'm like, no, You're just not as silly as 91 00:04:12,524 --> 00:04:13,404 Speaker 4: your brother, you know. 92 00:04:13,604 --> 00:04:16,124 Speaker 3: So you just can't. 93 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:18,444 Speaker 2: You can't win with him. And the worst thing I 94 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:20,724 Speaker 2: find with this job is when they hear the news 95 00:04:20,764 --> 00:04:23,404 Speaker 2: third hand. When I remember one day when one of 96 00:04:23,444 --> 00:04:25,164 Speaker 2: my kids was little. A kid went up to him 97 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:26,164 Speaker 2: and said, your dad. 98 00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:28,604 Speaker 3: Said that you're his least favorite child. 99 00:04:30,084 --> 00:04:33,604 Speaker 4: I had, actually my they give me as much as 100 00:04:33,644 --> 00:04:36,243 Speaker 4: I give them, though, so I was online. If you 101 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:39,044 Speaker 4: ever see my post on Instagram, you know, at least 102 00:04:39,044 --> 00:04:40,724 Speaker 4: the third of the comments underneath will be. 103 00:04:40,844 --> 00:04:43,004 Speaker 3: Get off the ice and I'm not. I don't know 104 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:44,564 Speaker 3: why I look like I am, but I'm not. 105 00:04:45,044 --> 00:04:48,804 Speaker 4: And I saw one recently and they said I it 106 00:04:48,804 --> 00:04:50,803 Speaker 4: was not a positive, but they said, I really like 107 00:04:50,884 --> 00:04:51,324 Speaker 4: Dave Hughes. 108 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,564 Speaker 3: How long is he out on eyes for? 109 00:04:53,044 --> 00:04:57,004 Speaker 4: And then someone underneath wrote two years and specific now. 110 00:04:57,004 --> 00:04:59,204 Speaker 4: I saw that person's name was Tess, and I thought, 111 00:04:59,244 --> 00:05:01,964 Speaker 4: my daughter's name is test one of my daughters. And 112 00:05:02,004 --> 00:05:03,964 Speaker 4: I looked at them and it was my own daughter, 113 00:05:06,164 --> 00:05:09,724 Speaker 4: you know, and I'm like, underneath, I wrote, careful, you know, 114 00:05:10,204 --> 00:05:11,964 Speaker 4: or I might have sex with your mum again. 115 00:05:15,204 --> 00:05:18,164 Speaker 2: And that's what you're gonna get Thursday in Adelaide for 116 00:05:18,204 --> 00:05:20,724 Speaker 2: the Fringe Festival. For tickets and tour information, head to 117 00:05:20,804 --> 00:05:23,404 Speaker 2: Dave Hughes dot com dot you he's going national. He's 118 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,444 Speaker 2: like us, Hughsy. It's always a treat to talk to you. 119 00:05:26,484 --> 00:05:28,804 Speaker 3: Oh and you both look so freaded in the afternoons. 120 00:05:28,964 --> 00:05:32,564 Speaker 3: Enjoyed it. I know it's different, but you soon get 121 00:05:32,644 --> 00:05:36,164 Speaker 3: used to those sleepings. Thanks husy mate.