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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation. Have you ever been to a

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Speaker 1: university graduation? Obviously not, You're right.

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Speaker 2: I went to my wife's one. I've been to. Uh.

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Speaker 3: I'm the person who claps when everyone goes across the stage,

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Speaker 3: not just at the people I know. I clap And

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Speaker 3: I often think how hard it is for the person

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Speaker 3: has to read out all the names. Yeah, hundreds and

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Speaker 3: hundreds of names in a day, but.

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Speaker 2: It starts off so well. I remember when my wife

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Speaker 2: went for her university graduation. It was great because it

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Speaker 2: started off so well and everyone was really enthusiastic. So

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Speaker 2: when they got the picture taken, all the crowd was yeah.

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Speaker 2: But towards the end, the crowdit is rather out of

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Speaker 2: the gas.

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Speaker 1: You got home, missus Zanzibar or something.

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Speaker 2: Miss hang On, I invented a new cure for cancer.

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Speaker 3: Come on, well, this is what's happened at the Thomas

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Speaker 3: Jefferson University. The woman who is reading out the thing,

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Speaker 3: and often there's very complicated names. In this situation, she's

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Speaker 3: just stuffed up the most basic, basic of names.

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Speaker 1: Have a listen to a few of these.

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Speaker 3: This is the first one un Jean ju pre nine.

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Speaker 1: That name is Sarah Virginia Brennan. Then there's this man

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Speaker 1: from Bizan Carr Marissa Lynn brosen Car and.

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Speaker 3: This Victoria Lee Stupid Frost.

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Speaker 1: Victoria Elizabeth Bruce. I mean, those aren't difficult names.

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Speaker 2: It's it's life imitating. N't remember, mister Garvey, Key and Peel.

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Speaker 2: I love this the urban street. The urban teacher that goes.

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Speaker 1: Into a substitute teacher.

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Speaker 2: He's a substitute that's executive same.

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Speaker 4: All right, listen up, y'all. I'm y'all substitute teacher, mister Garvey.

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Speaker 4: I taught school for twenty years in the inner city,

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Speaker 4: so don't even think about messing with me. Y'all feel me.

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Speaker 4: Let's take a role here. Jake Quallon, where's Jake Quilinet?

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Speaker 4: No Jake quilling here? Uh?

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Speaker 2: Do you mean Jacqueline?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so that's how it's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: Y'all want to play.

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Speaker 4: I've got my eye on you, Jake Qualling. Blocke where

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Speaker 4: is Blocke at? No Blocke here today?

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Speaker 2: Her name is Blake.

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Speaker 4: Are you out of your goddamn mind?

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Speaker 3: Blake?

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Speaker 4: Do you want to go to war Blockey? Because we

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Speaker 4: could go to war see you better check yourself.

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Speaker 2: D nice?

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Speaker 4: Is there a D nice? If one of y'all says

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Speaker 4: some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel

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Speaker 4: my wrath now, D.

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Speaker 1: Nice do you mean Denise oh so good?