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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's. Is there anything more fraught than a

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Speaker 1: beautiful baby competition?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because everyone thinks their baby's beautiful when other people

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Speaker 1: look at it and say, that looks like it's part

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Speaker 1: of a rockery.

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Speaker 3: And that's what happens. So you don't leave them up

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Speaker 3: on the top of a mountain, so a tiger comes

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Speaker 3: and eats it. That's what they used to do in

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Speaker 3: the old days.

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Speaker 1: So that that's why baby animals and humans have big eyes,

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Speaker 1: so that our hearts go out to them and want

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Speaker 1: to protect them because they seem vulnerable and cute.

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Speaker 2: You look at.

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Speaker 3: Baby fathers and oh my god, what was wrong with

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Speaker 3: that kid? Your own kid? Children? Do you think? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You go on, God, look at the foret, look at

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Speaker 3: the nose. Oh my god, that thing's ugly. Why didn't

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Speaker 3: I put it on top of a mountain? Because that's

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Speaker 3: the because we wouldn't exist if that was the case.

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Speaker 1: That's true. But what is interesting is that if you

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Speaker 1: try and define what makes your baby cuter than someone else's,

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Speaker 1: the fights will start. And so the Bonds baby search

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Speaker 1: competition has changed. Bonds is now known as an Aussie

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Speaker 1: ath leisure wear giant.

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Speaker 2: Have leisure.

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Speaker 1: Come on, please sounds like a nice girl's name. So

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Speaker 1: rather than having one single winner of the best Baby,

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Speaker 1: most beautiful Baby, most whatever.

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Speaker 3: I want that the best baby.

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Speaker 1: No, well, now it's replaced by twenty one different categories,

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Speaker 1: things like so you can submit a photo of your

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Speaker 1: baby being funny, like eating is hard, I'm so over it,

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Speaker 1: not my best angle, that tastes gross, triple chin milk, drunk,

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Speaker 1: poop face. These are also new categories for the Miss

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Speaker 1: Universe competition.

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Speaker 2: I want poop face, Okay, now you got your vote.

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Speaker 3: Poppy keeping that on the deer, dreadful,