WEBVTT - #86 A Weekend With 14km, 3hrs, 2 kids and 1 pram!!

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<v Speaker 1>Apologies, you did have something you wanted to tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's really quickly. I know you've been wanting an

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<v Speaker 2>update on Sue. In regards to Sue, was the old

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<v Speaker 2>lady by the coffee shop dogg had died? I offered

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<v Speaker 2>to pick up the new dog? Rescue Rescue said, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I have now found out from someone else at the

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<v Speaker 2>cafe that Sue has the dog. Not from me, no,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks to me, but someone else has offered to drive her.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they brag about it and like they beat you

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<v Speaker 1>to it?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, hey, that was my job.

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<v Speaker 1>So lovely. Sue is with companion again. Yes, and you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen Sue yet though?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you not yet seen her?

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to snober?

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<v Speaker 2>Good enough for you, Sue. That's all right, that's all right,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Very glad she's got. I'm also glad because there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>better than a companion.

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<v Speaker 2>Well said. Welcome back to two Doating Dads. I'm Matty

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<v Speaker 2>Jay and I'm Ash and this is a podcast all

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<v Speaker 2>about parenting. It is the good, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is also the bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've come winning any advice, I'm just going

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<v Speaker 2>to warn you right now in case you are new

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<v Speaker 2>to the podcast. No advice has ever been given, nor

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<v Speaker 2>will it ever be given in the future. Not real

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<v Speaker 2>advice anyway, just the fake advice, just the funny stuffnetic

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<v Speaker 2>synthetic advice.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you, Matthew? How are you look?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're both in the same boat here, fatigued.

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<v Speaker 2>We're fatigued. We're in recovery mode right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got two blisters on both of my big toes.

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<v Speaker 2>You got those blisters very quick. We are, of course

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<v Speaker 2>talking about the city to Surf, which we completed last weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, just the weekend just gone. And yes I did

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<v Speaker 1>get blisters really early on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're like, well, walking towards the taxi and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh godless.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably got myself to blame. I think maybe it might

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<v Speaker 1>have been my Sox shoe combination. I sort of rushed

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<v Speaker 1>out the door of the day before and I grabbed

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<v Speaker 1>some socks that I would usually wear with another pair

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<v Speaker 1>of runners, and I think maybe they didn't agree. Irfe

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<v Speaker 1>were like, what I brang two brands together that didn't agree.

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<v Speaker 2>I also like to keep the Puma shoes with the

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<v Speaker 2>Puma socks.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely this is not it's not sponsored anyway, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we did do the City of the Circus. Oh, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say it, I have never been in

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<v Speaker 1>a place with that many people. I mean, probably have

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<v Speaker 1>your football stadiums and stuff blah blah blah, but like

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<v Speaker 1>that many people on the same level. Yes, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like a It was the human sea.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, ash. I think I don't have the official

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<v Speaker 2>numbers here, so if I'm wrong, I apologize. Ninety thousand gee,

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<v Speaker 2>could be wrong, could be wrong. I heard someone say

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<v Speaker 2>ninety thousand, and I was like, that sounds out right.

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<v Speaker 2>Only thousand people A lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot. It was like a sea. I've never do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I also forgot that because they do

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<v Speaker 1>play it on the news and stuff every year. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really watch much news, mainly because they can't handle

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<v Speaker 1>the bad news if it's all good news on there.

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<v Speaker 1>I have seen it before in the news, but then

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<v Speaker 1>this in real life. I was like, oh, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like this is the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like, I think, a fucking thing. And

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<v Speaker 2>it was exciting for the kids because you came to

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<v Speaker 2>my house for a sleepover, you brought our scars and

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<v Speaker 2>it was nice. It was nice. The kids were excited

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<v Speaker 2>we did almost have the whole event derail itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, before we get to the derail, we did traumatize

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<v Speaker 1>a small child with the wildlife that is your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you've forgotten. Sorry, So Matt, as we know, Matt

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<v Speaker 1>has a three legged Buster who's quite a big boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And for a small child that doesn't know Buster, well, even.

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<v Speaker 2>Adults are scared of him. Yeah, and he barks at everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a really really yeah, really girthy bark, like

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<v Speaker 1>that comes deep.

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<v Speaker 2>We have many people someone say he's like just like

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<v Speaker 2>delivering a parcel. They hear Buster and they're like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're going the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when he's like hopping, half hop half running

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<v Speaker 1>at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a monster.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if it was like really dark, you'd be fucking petrified.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, this is like bouncing, billowing towards you.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was that at first, which I pre warned Oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't pre warn him until we pulled up

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<v Speaker 1>at your house because I wouldn't have got him there.

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<v Speaker 2>He would have been like, Nope, we're going where there

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<v Speaker 2>was a three legged animal that has forty kilos. It

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<v Speaker 2>could eat you, but it won't, and it's very loud.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to him his three leaders. Why has he

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<v Speaker 1>got three leagus? I said, oh, he lost he lost

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<v Speaker 1>his other league when he was a puppy. And then

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<v Speaker 1>he was like thinking about it and he was like

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<v Speaker 1>where is it? And I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gone. It's long gone. So there was that and

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<v Speaker 1>that straight away, like he didn't want to leave my side.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to hold him the whole time. But then

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<v Speaker 1>he sort of came good. When he was outside. Buster

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<v Speaker 1>was in his bed and you know, busses all bark

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<v Speaker 1>and then he's back to bed pretty much. So there

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<v Speaker 1>was that, and then he came around. There's also the

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<v Speaker 1>cat which Osco had been around the cat that afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>The cat's feral. By the way, I'm off the cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I know sometimes Laurel will post a video of me

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<v Speaker 2>like sitting with the cat, but overall, I'm not into

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<v Speaker 2>the cat at all. It's also very it's very swipey.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a swipy cat, like on the bench stools.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk past it and just go yeah, You'll be

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<v Speaker 1>walking past and like some chloral latch onto you jump

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<v Speaker 1>and your.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair and you're like Ellie, my mom cat. But the

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<v Speaker 2>kids are constantly like coming to me, being like the

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<v Speaker 2>cat's come for me again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh my god. But it's sort of the I've

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that the cat's sort of become part of the

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<v Speaker 1>background furniture of the house, like it used to be

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<v Speaker 1>the main focus because it was so small. Now that

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<v Speaker 1>it's grown, it's kind of like, there's the cat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it will do those things for its attention,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, But kids all bath, everyone got ready

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<v Speaker 1>for bed. Oscar and I were in our separate room

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<v Speaker 1>obviously everyone else.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was a bit nervous, so you get that

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<v Speaker 2>it's a new environment. And he was like I remember

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<v Speaker 2>him saying, hey, daddy, where are you going to sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>And You're like, you don't worry, I'm going to come.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to be right next to you. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>just a bit of wine downtime, I said, okay, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be right back, okay, Like well, lights were still on,

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<v Speaker 1>like dem.

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<v Speaker 2>When this house is safe, don't worry, Oscar. There's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>here that's going to hurt you. I think that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to jump out in the middle of the night and

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<v Speaker 2>attack you. Work. Let's just yeah, you know, to rest,

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<v Speaker 2>put you at ease. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So after putting him at ease, going Buster's not coming upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got three legs. He can't get upstairs. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>where's Raspberry No one said anything about Raspberry Cat anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm down stairs and I think we were I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what we're doing. We're talking about something and

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<v Speaker 1>then talking business, Yeah, the diversified portfolio. And I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? And then I'm half upstairs and he

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<v Speaker 1>goes the god and I look in the room and

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<v Speaker 1>in the corner of the room, of this dark room

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<v Speaker 1>with a bit of light from the hallway, is the

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<v Speaker 1>beady eyes of a cat rasbreathe the cat like just

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<v Speaker 1>looking directly, and I was like, you get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was destroyed. He was so upset. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you guys really knew what was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>You were sort of there's a bit of Rucker still downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was comforting him and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>come to bed now. I can't come to bed now.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got some work to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt and I talking about diversified portfollowers we're investing, so

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<v Speaker 2>we'll be back in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I was like, look, We just got to do

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a record and then just organize

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<v Speaker 1>some stuff for tomorrow and then I'll be in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a lie. It was a plain light just

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<v Speaker 1>to Ki, you know what. I had some toys downstairs

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<v Speaker 1>that he brain that sort of comfort him a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'll go and get those for you,

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<v Speaker 1>but don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>That cat is gone.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, the cat is not coming back. The cat's

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<v Speaker 1>not coming back, and I've just scared the shit out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. It's not coming back. I took two steps

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<v Speaker 1>down the cat quick, by the way, so quick. I

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<v Speaker 1>took two steps down the stairs, and I hear this

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<v Speaker 1>turning the cat's back, and I quickly rushed up to it.

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<v Speaker 1>And at this point you also realized what was happening,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were like, oh shit, ran upstairs and I'm like, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat also gets this weird second wind at round like

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<v Speaker 2>run about seven eight o'clock. It's like someone gives it

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<v Speaker 2>a line of cocaine. It just bounces off the wall

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<v Speaker 2>in his room.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like love me, yeah, like like I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>looking for someone to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>And then if you ever watched the movie Aliens with

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<v Speaker 2>that little like that little alien attaches to someone's face

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<v Speaker 2>and latches on. That's pretty much my moscouas in bed,

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<v Speaker 2>his cat wrapped around his face, claws like into the

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<v Speaker 2>back of his sky.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I feel bad and feel sorry for because

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<v Speaker 1>we did forget about Raspberry, that the cat would be around.

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<v Speaker 1>We just were worried about the big bad dog. But then, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it took a little bit calming down before.

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<v Speaker 2>He actually went sorry about that, Oscar. But yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>he went to sleep at Great Sleep. We all wake

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<v Speaker 2>up early that morning because it yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Me.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura also was joining in on the city to serve

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<v Speaker 2>three kids three prams two prams actually sorry, I lied two.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, one's like two double.

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<v Speaker 2>And we thought the best way to get in is

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<v Speaker 2>a Maxi taxi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, a pre books pre.

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<v Speaker 2>Book Maxie taxi, which has gone very mature of us,

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<v Speaker 2>very mature, very organized. We actually, you and me were like, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>Help us book a taxi because we don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to call.

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<v Speaker 2>She booked the taxi. Morning of doesn't show up. People

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<v Speaker 2>are starting to panic.

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<v Speaker 1>I was skeptical, but I didn't want to add to

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<v Speaker 1>the stress and the tension of the household.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of tension that morning, a lot of tension. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we call Ubers. One rocks up for Laura, throw on

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<v Speaker 2>her pram. Lola and Laura off in the uber. Next thing,

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<v Speaker 2>I come back downstairs and Laura's like, who wouldn't take Lola?

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<v Speaker 2>She's too young? And then I'm like, okay, so what

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<v Speaker 2>are you gonna do? She goes, I want to drive

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<v Speaker 2>up my car and a Rubers coming. Our kids are

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<v Speaker 2>old enough to jump on you. Ba. Next thing, Laura goes,

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<v Speaker 2>did you get the pram out of the back of

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<v Speaker 2>the taxi, back.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the uber, out of the first sup? What do

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<v Speaker 1>I was to back you up? And Laura will still

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<v Speaker 1>not believe even though you've got a witness, She's got

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<v Speaker 1>zero witnesses.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, my witness is not the most reliable person.

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<v Speaker 1>Well on.

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<v Speaker 2>A sketchy pat wouldn't be anyone's first choice.

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<v Speaker 1>And we get it. We get it, all right, I'm untrustworthy.

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<v Speaker 1>But you were in that I remember she called you

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<v Speaker 1>and we were walking down the hallway and got down

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<v Speaker 1>and she was full panic about it, and Lola was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on, no idea, what's going on? And then

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<v Speaker 1>she's also on the phone to the cab company trying

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<v Speaker 1>to book another cab and an old mate in the

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<v Speaker 1>first spoon has taken off to the would have been

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<v Speaker 1>no chance, no opportunity.

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<v Speaker 2>For you to retrieve.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so said long story short, Matt got blamed for

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<v Speaker 1>the loss of a pram.

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<v Speaker 2>We lost. We lost the prem. We lost the prem.

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<v Speaker 1>Before even leaving the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's like seven fifteen right now, am, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>already falling.

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<v Speaker 1>Apart, and I imagine being a fly on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. We were yelling at each other on

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<v Speaker 2>the street. The neighbors must have been like someone's been

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<v Speaker 2>a tax oscar.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, I was like, okay, just you be quiet. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll both be quiet. Just let this play out. I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't want to add any fuel to the fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to be like when you were and

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<v Speaker 1>Laura were have a little tip about whose fould it was,

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to be like, yeah, man, why did

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<v Speaker 1>you leave? I was like, if you did it?

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<v Speaker 2>Actually self restrained.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what stopped me from that? The hour

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<v Speaker 1>which was lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>He was not.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought he doesn't need this.

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<v Speaker 2>So luckily we have the other prem, yeah, massive prem

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<v Speaker 2>as well. So Laura grab that somehow she ended up

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<v Speaker 2>in a train. I thought we'd never see her again.

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<v Speaker 2>We did see it, we thought she did. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I've ended up in Newcastle and this is your fault.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you at the airport?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up? It was such a frazzled morning. But then

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<v Speaker 1>we get out ourselves and we've got a pram kindly

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<v Speaker 1>donated by g WM.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say a lot of people have been like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>must be nice to roll around and that is it full.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to why we did the city deserve shortly.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was donated to us to use, not to keep,

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<v Speaker 1>brow to borrow, I mean, although they probably want us

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<v Speaker 1>to keep it now after the kid's trashed absolutely like

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<v Speaker 1>a brothel. It's so bad. But we get out as

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<v Speaker 1>all the parents listening, you unfold the pram, which is

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<v Speaker 1>an exercise in itself. Kids get in. We realized that

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't pumped the tires.

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<v Speaker 2>We pushed it round with no kids in it. Once

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<v Speaker 2>we have two kids in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Flat tires, they're not run flat, they're not those European

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<v Speaker 1>run flats. There was like a proper like racing bike

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<v Speaker 1>and at.

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<v Speaker 2>This point I'm like, I can't take it. You can

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<v Speaker 2>do it on your own.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I looked at you and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do we have to do this? Luckily and randomly, Hyde

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<v Speaker 1>Park on the corner has like a bike pump. It

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<v Speaker 1>could be confused as an explosive though, a bit that,

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<v Speaker 1>but it saved us. We're just solving problems here.

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<v Speaker 2>It was they don't make it easy, and then the crowd,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the crowd, and then Marley's like, is it

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<v Speaker 2>over yet, and I'm like, well, strap on in, kid,

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<v Speaker 2>because we've got fourteen of the best kilometers in Sydney

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<v Speaker 2>to conquer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. We all lined up on the start line, which

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<v Speaker 1>was so crowded.

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<v Speaker 2>Like to be fair, dad, in our wave there was

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<v Speaker 2>it was like the family walking wave. I saw a

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<v Speaker 2>dad with twins newborns.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, because we're sitting there and we're getting a

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<v Speaker 1>photo and I think we were taking the photo and

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<v Speaker 1>you were like twins and I was like, just grab one.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone crowded around, but yeah, We'll line up in the

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<v Speaker 1>family of friends section, which this is the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever done seated the surf as I said before,

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<v Speaker 1>and when we rolled out, I'm like, oh, these prams,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, these are our people. These are people, these

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<v Speaker 1>are our people, and we're people. Were like, it's you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and like getting photos with us, and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>really nice to like be with camaraderie, camaraderie of parents

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<v Speaker 1>who want to do this and think it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be really fun, well at least they don't know yet

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<v Speaker 1>think it's going to be really fun with their kids.

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<v Speaker 1>It actually quite was, but it was very long.

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<v Speaker 2>Very long. Marley ended up having a sleep. Lola, who

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<v Speaker 2>was with Laura, also had a sleep, and both of

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<v Speaker 2>them woke up and they were like, are we still walking?

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<v Speaker 1>I know where are we? Losca Trooper through the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>He did so well.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really awesome to see how many different variations

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<v Speaker 1>of families are on it because you've got the twins.

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<v Speaker 2>Then then was disco Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Disco dad who had a DJ deck in a pram

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<v Speaker 1>and his kid next to him, so he's made his

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<v Speaker 1>kid give up his seat for DJ and it was

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<v Speaker 1>like techno kid.

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<v Speaker 2>In favor of like a five foot high speaker and

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<v Speaker 2>he was just like and he's like, Dad, can we

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<v Speaker 2>just please turn the music down? And can I sit

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<v Speaker 2>in there pram?

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<v Speaker 1>And He's like, no, no, dance but you know there

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<v Speaker 1>was like slightly older kid, heaps of fans. I was shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>You had the old person trying to run through and

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<v Speaker 2>get a PB and us prams. We're like, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>on a highway where like the big semi trailer like

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<v Speaker 2>road trains stick together and block people out. We'd like

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<v Speaker 2>block in runners, not today's son.

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<v Speaker 1>We will slip streaming behind him. But you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>did walk it with the family, and like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>there was so many If you had come to me

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<v Speaker 1>and said we're going to run the City Deserve with

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<v Speaker 1>our family, I would have been like to work out.

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<v Speaker 1>We were lucky enough to team up with gw AM

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<v Speaker 1>who brought us together. They really they said, look, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got an idea for you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>We want you guys to break the record. And we

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<v Speaker 2>were like, we won't do that, but we'll bring the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like done.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They were like, we really want you guys as

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<v Speaker 1>a family to show that it can be done by family. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and we did it. We successfully did it. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we got halfway. There was a billboard of.

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<v Speaker 2>Us oh yeah, which was that set us back about

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minute because wouldn' start getting photos.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, hey, everyone, look over here, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was huge. I thought it was going to be like

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<v Speaker 1>the back of a truck or like a b or

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<v Speaker 1>like a bus stop, and it was like, look, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on a bus stop. We were as big as a bus.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, holy, And it's weird because halfway I

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<v Speaker 2>was getting quite tired, very fatigued. The feet were saw

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<v Speaker 2>and nothing spurs you on like a picture of yourself

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<v Speaker 2>that's twenty foot wide. It really does give you a boost.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. And that got us back. That was at

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<v Speaker 1>the top of Heartbreak Hill, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh, which is when we needed it.

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<v Speaker 1>So many broken hearts up there.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you know what, I think it's harder to

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<v Speaker 2>walk than it is to run. I've woken up this

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<v Speaker 2>morning and the body is very sore. My calves are

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<v Speaker 2>very sore. Yeah, the front of my calf.

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<v Speaker 1>I am sore everywhere in places I didn't think I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be sore. I carried Oscar on my

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<v Speaker 1>shoulders for like three or four k's just to give

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<v Speaker 1>him a break from the race pram in the luxury

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<v Speaker 1>race ramp, and at that angle, he was like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>so many people down here. I didn't even really realize.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh yeah, today I was like, oh god, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I know how the Olympians feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Similar. Look, I felt very proud of myself. Once it

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<v Speaker 1>was done, we pulled up, we crossed the finish line.

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<v Speaker 1>There was heaped to people around. It's a great vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing vibe. We were ushered up to. GWM had

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<v Speaker 1>a little spot for us. They fed us, they gave

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<v Speaker 1>us liquid, bathed they you know, they had the kids

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<v Speaker 1>running around and stuff, and you know, the aura was great.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great. So big shout out to GWe for

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<v Speaker 2>having us be involved in this year City to Surf.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, yes, and also bringing us and our families

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<v Speaker 1>into do its that have just been like you boys

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<v Speaker 1>are running and where was April? Ummm? So it was

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<v Speaker 1>going to stay home, bring.

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<v Speaker 2>Mazie, bring my favorite child please next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Next time, next time. So yes, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I play you just a very quick message you

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<v Speaker 2>sure care, Just a very quick message. I've sent it

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<v Speaker 2>to you already on your phone. This is when we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Oscar getting a cap on his tooth and

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<v Speaker 2>a kid losing their tooth. So got a message. I

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<v Speaker 2>was worried because we don't talk about dentists favorably.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I feel about dentists.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, be nice. She's a fan of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, I'm actually just listening to your latest episode

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<v Speaker 3>of Two Doting Dads, and I'm actually a student dentist.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, love how often we're talking about dentists

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<v Speaker 3>on this rand. It's such a random topic to consistently

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<v Speaker 3>bring up. But I just wanted to confirm for you

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<v Speaker 3>guys that you are born with all of the chemical

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<v Speaker 3>properties and materials and biology to create your teeth, but

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<v Speaker 3>it takes up until about six years old for you

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<v Speaker 3>to actually have those teeth in your jawline for them

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<v Speaker 3>to be fully developed. So then if you take an

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<v Speaker 3>extra of a six year old's mouth, you can see

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<v Speaker 3>that double layer. But before then there's no evidence of

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<v Speaker 3>the double layer. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Love the party, Love the party at the end. Love that. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there you go, there you go. Well, I'm glad we

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<v Speaker 1>got to the bottom of that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was nervous. She was like, I'm actually a

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<v Speaker 2>student dentist, and I was like, oh god. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I better formal complain about podcast. Does she listen to

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast because we don't talk about dentists in the

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<v Speaker 2>most like kindness of.

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<v Speaker 1>Manners between them and rural doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, next thing is someone I'm a rural doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so thank you so much, so thank you. We

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<v Speaker 1>also have feelings. Thank you, dental student Kate. Is she

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<v Speaker 1>fully qualified though? And can we can we trust her?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we find her? Is her information reliable?

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<v Speaker 2>It does sound very precise, but there you go. I

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<v Speaker 2>always want I thought, like newborns would do.

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<v Speaker 1>They have Like I said, dentists are just mouth salesmen

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<v Speaker 1>and they do the sales part of their education.

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<v Speaker 2>No, early on, I thought you were going to say, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get a message from her like again

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<v Speaker 2>next week, and she's like, hey, just think you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a sale currently on for fillings if you

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<v Speaker 2>were in need, and we think.

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<v Speaker 1>That you need a lot. Actually, Kate, I do need

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<v Speaker 1>to see a dentist. My mouth is fucking killing me.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, what's wrong?

0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:29.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think karma's come around a bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Which part of the mouth pun calm's coming around the

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<v Speaker 1>bike there is Honestly, my mouth aches continuously.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well figure it out, Okay, okay, yolo, that's what

0:20:45.920 --> 0:20:48.960
<v Speaker 1>the kids are saying short it out. I will. I

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<v Speaker 1>planned to, but this week I cannot because we are

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<v Speaker 1>too busy.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend, make sure you don't act like our forefathers,

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<v Speaker 2>who were ill idiots. Get themselves checked. I'll get okay, good,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very excited for this part now, Very.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really perked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Very.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, what's that ash?

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<v Speaker 2>It was your birthday on Sunday?

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<v Speaker 1>See?

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<v Speaker 2>Did the surf day a serf day? We didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to celebrate it too much because we're so busy walking.

0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:25.000
<v Speaker 2>But I got this for you. Sorry that it's ripped.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hey. It's an upgrade from last year where you

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<v Speaker 1>forgot Happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you can open it now. You're hoping over it?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you open it now? For sure, it's already half open.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that you've wrapped it in the postal bag

0:21:41.880 --> 0:21:44.600
<v Speaker 1>that it comes in. I may have it. What's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, it's a child proof I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just said this is something that I thought you may need.

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<v Speaker 1>Please be a penis pump, Please be a penis part.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a jelly johnah? Is it a fleshlight?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know? Oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodness, what have you got there? Mate, I have got

0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:23.359
<v Speaker 1>the Fleshlight Turbo. Let's get it out. Let's give it

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<v Speaker 1>a go. Oh my god, I ordered that online. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you didn't give us the The Fleshlight Turbo

0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:34.840
<v Speaker 1>looks pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>The hard thing was ash finding the right size.

0:22:43.080 --> 0:22:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was like, do you want the mouth, do

0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:47.080
<v Speaker 2>you want the vision? Do you want the a norse

0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:50.960
<v Speaker 2>or there's Actually it's actually weirdly as a market for

0:22:51.080 --> 0:22:55.200
<v Speaker 2>alien vaginas they were out of stock.

0:22:55.480 --> 0:22:57.479
<v Speaker 1>I would have taken the alien vagina that that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to buy. I'll take the regular human vacuum texture.

0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I'll just read you some of the key benefits. No,

0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:06.880
<v Speaker 1>what I'll do is i'll read the description. Please, I'm

0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:10.040
<v Speaker 1>very excited. April's not going to be so thrilled. The

0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 1>Fleshlight Turbo Thrush offers you the most realistic and satisfying

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:18.679
<v Speaker 1>alternative to oral sex. Alien oral sex, uniquely signed with

0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:23.359
<v Speaker 1>three points of initial, three points of insertion.

0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Rum the one more.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I won't go through the whole description because we'll

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:31.520
<v Speaker 1>be here all day. It looks now it's got an

0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:33.879
<v Speaker 1>outer ring and entry point and an inner ring. Just

0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:35.200
<v Speaker 1>the way I like them.

0:23:36.160 --> 0:23:39.880
<v Speaker 2>It says up top the number one selling male sex toy.

0:23:40.600 --> 0:23:41.560
<v Speaker 1>It does too.

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<v Speaker 2>They all say that though.

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<v Speaker 1>They all say that, Yeah, that's great, thank you. It's

0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:48.800
<v Speaker 1>very thoughtful. A see, A lot of thought has gone

0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:50.840
<v Speaker 1>into this. It's probably one of the most thoughtful gifts

0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:51.800
<v Speaker 1>I've ever received.

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<v Speaker 2>You're very welcome. We often joke about the old flesh

0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:54.600
<v Speaker 2>light we do.

0:23:55.440 --> 0:23:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm just waiting for a dentist to jump out now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna hate that. Sorry, it's okay. I'm never

0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:07.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna get to use it because you'll be like, you're

0:24:07.440 --> 0:24:08.880
<v Speaker 1>this disghosting, don't use it.

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:11.200
<v Speaker 2>She doesn't have to know, mate, she's gonna.

0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll better use it before this comes out.

0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you've got like twenty four hours to use it

0:24:14.480 --> 0:24:15.880
<v Speaker 2>as many times as you can.

0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll be like skinny by the time you see me next.

0:24:23.040 --> 0:24:27.280
<v Speaker 2>It drained me, like, can't get off the couch.

0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:28.840
<v Speaker 1>I believe you brought me a flesh lit. Do you

0:24:28.880 --> 0:24:32.000
<v Speaker 1>know I nearly for your birthday last month, I nearly

0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:33.000
<v Speaker 1>bought you a flesh light.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why didn't you?

0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:38.359
<v Speaker 1>I think I've forgot hm, I can't remember why I

0:24:38.760 --> 0:24:40.600
<v Speaker 1>thought about it. And then I was like, oh, I

0:24:40.600 --> 0:24:42.040
<v Speaker 1>think I think just time got away.

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<v Speaker 2>From me, as it often often. I'm yet to use

0:24:45.359 --> 0:24:46.840
<v Speaker 2>my spafoucher.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Oh yeah, the same thing. Yeah, pretty much,

0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:54.520
<v Speaker 1>more or less much depends what suburb use it in. Yeah. Sure,

0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 1>shall we go two lives?

0:24:57.560 --> 0:25:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tell me, I've got a quick one here. This

0:25:08.480 --> 0:25:12.120
<v Speaker 2>is from Robin, and Robin says here that she took

0:25:12.160 --> 0:25:17.840
<v Speaker 2>her kids to a concerts lovely. Well, that's what you think,

0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:22.359
<v Speaker 2>but kids were being an absolute nightmare, little terrors, she says.

0:25:23.000 --> 0:25:29.520
<v Speaker 2>So halfway through there's an intermission and Robin goes, well,

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:33.840
<v Speaker 2>that's it, the concert's over. Let's get out of here.

0:25:36.200 --> 0:25:39.600
<v Speaker 1>That if I had an award, that's right up, Ali.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. I've considered that with things, kids are

0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:46.000
<v Speaker 1>none the wiser, They have no idea. Also, you beat

0:25:46.040 --> 0:25:48.800
<v Speaker 1>the traffic like, yeah, you're out the car park first.

0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:52.800
<v Speaker 1>That's genius. Very good, very good. This one from Carli

0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I do this too, but not quite. It's slightly different.

0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 1>So I'll give you her lie and then I'll tell

0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:03.040
<v Speaker 1>you my variation. I love it when when parents riding things,

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<v Speaker 1>I do as well. So this one from Kylie says

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<v Speaker 1>there's a light on at the park that only parents

0:26:08.960 --> 0:26:11.800
<v Speaker 1>can see when it's too busy and can't fit any

0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 1>more kids. So what I do is, if we go

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:21.639
<v Speaker 1>anywhere remotely near a park, just say where I used

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:24.120
<v Speaker 1>to live in Morewood in the swamp. See I've moved

0:26:24.160 --> 0:26:25.160
<v Speaker 1>out of the swamp in the valley.

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:27.240
<v Speaker 2>Now it must be nice.

0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:31.159
<v Speaker 1>It isn't. It's fucking dusty in here. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a hard man to please.

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:34.119
<v Speaker 1>I am. I just want to live comfortably.

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Poor Old Frank's probably like minus end of the podcast,

0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:39.320
<v Speaker 2>and see how Ashes enjoying living with me, and he's like.

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>It's so dusty living my car. Next we have to

0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 1>record from my car. So we used to go near

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<v Speaker 1>this park called rocket Ship Park, which is iconic in

0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 1>the area. And if we go, yeah, we're going to

0:26:50.640 --> 0:26:52.439
<v Speaker 1>go down to the park. If we got two clothes

0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:54.359
<v Speaker 1>and I could see there was way too many birthday

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<v Speaker 1>parties on, I would say, oh, bummer kids, there's too

0:26:59.440 --> 0:27:02.840
<v Speaker 1>many people in the park. They just can't have anymore.

0:27:03.240 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 1>It's full. Or I go, they've booked it out. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a private party.

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:08.680
<v Speaker 2>So what do you do to you just go back home,

0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:09.280
<v Speaker 2>just turn.

0:27:09.160 --> 0:27:12.959
<v Speaker 1>Around and go somewhere else. Yeah, there's other parks here,

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 1>or I just go do you want to other shops

0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 1>and they're like yeah, gets it off pretty quick, always

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:21.280
<v Speaker 1>go oh, do you need a baby Chino?

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:25.840
<v Speaker 2>That ah, Baby Tino trumps everything, like crack, yeah.

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's just the marshmallow they really want. But

0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 1>they can get a marshmallow with that directly asking me

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>for a marshmallow. They can go baby Chino and I'm

0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:34.200
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, okay, and they get a marshmallow and they're like.

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 2>Got him throw the little Actually got a quick one here.

0:27:40.000 --> 0:27:42.280
<v Speaker 2>Morley does this quite a lot. I might try that, so,

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:45.000
<v Speaker 2>she says. In order to get me to stop sucking

0:27:45.040 --> 0:27:47.640
<v Speaker 2>my thumb. When I was really young, my mom told

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:49.680
<v Speaker 2>me that if I kept on doing that, it would

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>turn red, then purple, and then fall off. I ignored her

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:57.159
<v Speaker 2>warning and kept on doing it. One night, when I

0:27:57.200 --> 0:28:00.960
<v Speaker 2>was sleeping, my mom died. My thumb red. I woke

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:04.240
<v Speaker 2>up and freaked out, but quickly regime sucking my thumb.

0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 2>The next night she died at purple. I freaked out

0:28:08.160 --> 0:28:12.320
<v Speaker 2>so bad that I never sucked on it again.

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 1>That is commit thee Oh my god.

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Says here. My brother wouldn't stop. She had him sedated

0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 2>and removed his thumb that night that that part was

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:32.320
<v Speaker 2>I made that up, Okay, I gathered just in case.

0:28:35.119 --> 0:28:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I think, like, if you're going to commit into liars,

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 1>are really easy because you could just be like, hey,

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 1>short Sharp, that lemon's red and they're like no, it

0:28:43.040 --> 0:28:44.920
<v Speaker 1>was like you must be color blonde because that's a

0:28:44.920 --> 0:28:45.360
<v Speaker 1>red lemon.

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Idiot.

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:49.480
<v Speaker 1>But to actually go days and to extend to the

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:54.840
<v Speaker 1>commit to it, yeah, bravo, brother, bravo, they say, Matt,

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 1>this is from Nicole. Nicole, Nicole, thank you for writing in.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. And if you do want to write

0:29:00.800 --> 0:29:04.320
<v Speaker 1>in for yourself, you can dm us at two Doting Dads'

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Instagram or join the Facebook group Facebook type in two

0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Doting Dads, join the conversation. We may or may not

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:12.080
<v Speaker 1>accept you. We will accept you.

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 2>We accept everyone.

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:18.320
<v Speaker 2>So for predators, yeah, we have a very strict screening process.

0:29:18.400 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's like you have a first in the last

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 1>name you. So this one's from Nicole and she says,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell my five and two year old that if

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<v Speaker 1>they don't clean up the playroom, the cleaners will throw

0:29:28.560 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 1>away whatever is left on the floor. Genius, very good,

0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 1>except when they're like, you got to follow through with that,

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:37.800
<v Speaker 1>She says. They think the cleaners come three times a week.

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 1>They only come once before. You've got to be able

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 1>to follow through on that one though. I would always

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:48.240
<v Speaker 1>tell Oscar that if he was misbehaving, whatever toy he

0:29:48.280 --> 0:29:50.479
<v Speaker 1>had at the time, I'm throwing that out if he

0:29:50.520 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't stop, and he got so. I got so frustrated

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:56.240
<v Speaker 1>with him one time in the old place at the Swamp,

0:29:56.760 --> 0:30:00.360
<v Speaker 1>upstairs had balcony doors, and he was upstairs and it's

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:03.640
<v Speaker 1>just been an absolute turd. So I snatched the car

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 1>out of his hand and he threw it, launched it

0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:09.680
<v Speaker 1>out the doors onto the main road, and a car

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:16.960
<v Speaker 1>just went bushka. That's impressive, he screamed, And Abral was like,

0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 1>the fuck do you do that for? It's just a threat.

0:30:19.840 --> 0:30:21.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, not in this house.

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 2>It's not you're going to follow through.

0:30:22.800 --> 0:30:26.200
<v Speaker 1>They realize, yeah, that once they get And actually my

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 1>mom just said to me that, She's like, don't make

0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 1>threats you can't follow through with I'm like, do you

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>know what you're talking to?

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I am scared of nothing.

0:30:33.200 --> 0:30:34.640
<v Speaker 1>I am scared of nothing.

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 2>It's always like three, come here, come here. Two. If

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 2>I get to one, you're in trouble. Not once have

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I made up to one.

0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I remember once because my mom used to count up,

0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:47.840
<v Speaker 1>So do your countdown family. We're a count up family,

0:30:48.560 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 1>generations of count ups. My mom used to count up

0:30:56.600 --> 0:30:58.600
<v Speaker 1>and I would go I remember one time I said

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:00.520
<v Speaker 1>to her, You're gonna have to count a lot higher

0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:03.240
<v Speaker 1>than that, and she hit me with the wooden spoon

0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>so hard.

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Fucking smarter.

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah it was, and I would have been sub ten.

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't have to count louder than that.

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Whack wow.

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, long long line of count hoppers.

0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Explains a lot. Your mum's doing it all wrong.

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:31.360
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I'm going to questions, but that

0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:33.320
<v Speaker 1>was my question for you, a countdown or account upper.

0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Let's go into some list of questions. Matt Rude, you

0:31:37.680 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>like to.

0:31:37.920 --> 0:31:40.479
<v Speaker 2>Go first, I'll first first. This one came through. They

0:31:40.480 --> 0:31:42.880
<v Speaker 2>wanted to be anonymous, but they just said, when you're

0:31:42.920 --> 0:31:46.680
<v Speaker 2>out at a restaurant eating with the kids, is it

0:31:46.680 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 2>the responsibility of the parents to clean up after the

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 2>children or is it solely on the waiter or waitress

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 2>to clean up when you guys leave.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 1>If you're going to leave a tip a nice tip.

0:31:58.000 --> 0:31:59.800
<v Speaker 1>It's on the waiter. I think I never tip.

0:32:00.120 --> 0:32:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, very rare, unless it's like.

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:07.840
<v Speaker 1>Sitting around here and the kids made a blatant mass

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 1>and they've without you asking or leaving it to clean up,

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 1>they come and they actually just cleaned up as part

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:15.400
<v Speaker 1>of the service. I think that's typical because you've saved

0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:17.480
<v Speaker 1>me doing it, and you've saved me walking out, and

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 1>then you're going fucking cocka. I just live his fucking

0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 1>shit everywhere.

0:32:21.400 --> 0:32:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Sere's someone who used to work in hospitality ash I

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 2>very much believe, and I like to be that annoying

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:32.480
<v Speaker 2>person at the table who's like stacked up the plates.

0:32:32.760 --> 0:32:35.480
<v Speaker 2>I've got all the cutlery in like one section. I'll

0:32:35.480 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 2>make their life.

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Easy, right, so you would fully clean up up.

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Because I'm just some so desperate to be liked. Thank you.

0:32:46.360 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 1>That waiter must love me, love me.

0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:49.400
<v Speaker 3>I done.

0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm in the kitchen cooking with the chef. This is enough.

0:32:52.280 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 1>It's like, oh, carry it back to the dishwasher for.

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 2>You're just in there.

0:32:56.600 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 1>Look, I think I think you've got to make it

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 1>so it's not if it's an absolute fucking if they're

0:33:02.120 --> 0:33:04.240
<v Speaker 1>throwing food on the floor and shit like that. No,

0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>I think, actually, here we go go on. This is

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:08.800
<v Speaker 1>just come to me. I don't know how it's gonna

0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 1>come out. I don't know how it's gonna start. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a place of zero judgment. You can say

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<v Speaker 2>anything and it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if anything is dropped off the table,

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<v Speaker 1>it is now the responsibility of the parent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's on the table, unless you're taking it with you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the restaurant's responsibility.

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<v Speaker 2>Very like that came out beautifully.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I just looked at the floor. I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at the table, and I thought, there's a clear There

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<v Speaker 1>needs to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be a clear line.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a clear line that divides the tabletop to

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<v Speaker 1>the floor. I'm gonna put that on T shirt. It's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be quite long. If it hits the floor,

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<v Speaker 1>it's your responsibility. That's great, that's good. Gerald's write that down. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>Look? I agree? I agree, And if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>be a people pleaser like me, I mean, hey, go nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Lick the table clean? Is that okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Seventeen?

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<v Speaker 2>I bring them when we go to restaurants I bring

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<v Speaker 2>the mop with me and I believe in mopping the

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<v Speaker 2>floor underneath the table before we leave. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't ours.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk in one of those vacuum cleaner backpacks. Yeah, straps,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, we didn't order a clean I'm like, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>What is here for lunch?

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<v Speaker 1>Got Dyson? Matt? I have a question for you, please,

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<v Speaker 1>And this is more someone needs your advice.

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<v Speaker 2>You come to the right place.

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<v Speaker 1>It is anonymous, but I'm assuming it's from a mum

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<v Speaker 1>because she was saying, it's going to be my partner's

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<v Speaker 1>first Father's Day coming up. Congratulations, congratulations, and there's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a lot of firsts for all dads, but

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<v Speaker 1>this one's the most important one, I believe. Putting that

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<v Speaker 1>on teacher too, she has asked what she should get

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<v Speaker 1>this young father for Father's Day other than.

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<v Speaker 2>No other than a first light for US four thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>We're actually giving one away. It's slightly used.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be a great sponsor for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, what's the actual rant flashlight? If you're watching,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take one question is first Father's Day? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you get? Well, what do you get? Any data? On

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<v Speaker 1>a Father's Day. But I think the first one is

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<v Speaker 1>very important because it's the first time you get to

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate that.

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<v Speaker 2>You have been there impregnated.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone that you're not a vagin. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We get this question a lot. I often see this

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<v Speaker 2>question floating around the Facebook group, even on Life on

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<v Speaker 2>Cut Terrible podcast Dreadful?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that about circumcision?

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<v Speaker 2>Very good? Very good?

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<v Speaker 1>But actually, can I credit Laura for that joke? It's

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<v Speaker 1>really quick? Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Very hard to buy for men, I believe, especially when

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<v Speaker 2>you're an adult, buying for actually buying for any adult

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<v Speaker 2>is hard because when you're of a certain age you

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<v Speaker 2>need something, you just buy it a toy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, there's I don't know if you're saw this

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<v Speaker 1>video getting around the internet. That was a classic man

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<v Speaker 1>responses you don't need to get me in anything like that,

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<v Speaker 1>but you really are, like, she better.

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<v Speaker 2>Get But there is one gift, one gift only actually,

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<v Speaker 2>which I believe to be the only gift that will

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<v Speaker 2>make any dad happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me see if I guess I keep sect to

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<v Speaker 1>me close.

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<v Speaker 2>That is number two three, after the flesh gotta get

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:30.560
<v Speaker 2>this fleshlight, after the table. This is my father was

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<v Speaker 2>going to walk down I'm going to podcast. Is this.

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<v Speaker 1>Put it under his shirt and back upstairs. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>bit smaller.

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<v Speaker 2>My mouth water.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, there is one gift ash and it just so happens.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to sound like I'm being too

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<v Speaker 2>biased here, but this gift was created by you and me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a book. It's a book Two Doting Dads

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<v Speaker 1>and the Quest for Free Time.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, and was that question anonymous? Or did I

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<v Speaker 2>write that in myself?

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:07.959
<v Speaker 1>Will let her know? Well, you fooled me. You wrote

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<v Speaker 1>it like fifty five times. It's like ask this one,

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<v Speaker 1>this one. And as this episode is live now, so

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<v Speaker 1>is the book?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So it came out yesterday, Yeah, correct, Tuesday, the

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<v Speaker 2>book was available now you can we're saying pre order

0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 2>before now you can get it. You can touch it,

0:37:25.520 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 2>you can sniff it, you can lick it, whatever you

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<v Speaker 2>want with the book. You can't read it as well,

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<v Speaker 2>if that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to read it to Oscar Macy and because

0:37:33.840 --> 0:37:35.920
<v Speaker 1>they're in it, they're like how did that happen?

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<v Speaker 2>There?

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<v Speaker 1>Before I get to the like, they're just like why

0:37:37.719 --> 0:37:40.280
<v Speaker 1>are you doing this? Why am I doing that? Before

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like getting to the actual story. You didn't get

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:47.799
<v Speaker 1>hated it. No, it's a great fun read. It's not

0:37:48.000 --> 0:37:51.040
<v Speaker 1>just for the kids. There's hopefully some relatability in there.

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<v Speaker 2>But also it's about two dads. We're trying to catch

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<v Speaker 2>up for a drink, reminiscing about the times before they

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<v Speaker 2>were parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Free time, and I think, honestly, I really think that

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<v Speaker 1>both parents, any parent deserves some free time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the most important part. Absolutely need time to yourself,

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<v Speaker 2>to recharge from the little creatures that suck the life

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<v Speaker 2>right out of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well said, provide you.

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<v Speaker 2>With moments of joy, but majority of the time make

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<v Speaker 2>life help.

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<v Speaker 1>But then, as we all know, when you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get some free time, they fucking get sick or some shah.

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<v Speaker 2>There's always some disaster something. It's a never ending situation

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<v Speaker 2>of putting out fires.

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<v Speaker 1>And it has quite the twist ending that you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh, should we give it away?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we'll put.

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<v Speaker 2>A link in the show notes. But we would love

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<v Speaker 2>for you guys to get behind the very first book

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<v Speaker 2>that Ash and I have ever written. Hopefully it's the

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<v Speaker 2>first of many. Yes, we have to sell I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how many we've sold.

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<v Speaker 1>One million. No, I don't know. I think we've sold

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred, but we bought them all.

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<v Speaker 2>But it looks I'm so I'm so proud, and oh

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<v Speaker 2>as am I and Ash and I. In addition to

0:39:00.800 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 2>having like sow hips or knees, sore feet, blisters, we

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:07.120
<v Speaker 2>also have sow wrists. Not because we jack each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Off beat me to it. Sorry, you beat me to it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we don't need to do that anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we were at the warehouse this morning and we

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<v Speaker 2>signed a number of coffee coffees.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's get through this and get over.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a number of copies that went out and

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<v Speaker 2>as I was signing like the fiftieth book, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this a hurts a lot and it's not good for

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:36.239
<v Speaker 2>my RSI. But also, b it's really cool. It's great,

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<v Speaker 2>it's great. It's it's we've been talking about this book

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<v Speaker 2>for a long time. It's it's taken forever to like

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<v Speaker 2>writing a book, even though it's only about ten pages. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of bloody.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't writing a book it's like three hundred pages. Wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>it takes you thirty years?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd never do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And also we got like four words on every page,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, I don't have people do it. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes it harder, but we it still makes us author.

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<v Speaker 1>We now published authors. We are, yes, so can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to change my link all the real authors out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't belong here, well I do, but yeah it's

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<v Speaker 2>available now. And for those of you who have bought

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<v Speaker 2>the book, we hope you enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes we do. On that note, Matt, yes, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've enjoyed this episode, we would love it if

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<v Speaker 2>you would give us a review, subscribe a number of

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<v Speaker 2>stars either on Apple Podcasts or on Spotify. And as

0:40:28.840 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 2>Ash mentioned before, we had the Facebook group which has

0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:35.160
<v Speaker 2>ballooned out to two thousand members. Bursting at the seems.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely that's two thousand book sales.

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<v Speaker 2>We're yeah, I mean, I hope. So we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>start getting more strict on the Facebook group, soon to

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:46.239
<v Speaker 2>be as strict as immigration in the USA. So if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to get in, now's the time. And Leavy review,

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<v Speaker 2>I've already said that. I already said that. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tired, and so I know you are. Let's get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here. You need to enjoy your Birthday gift

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<v Speaker 2>and We'll see you guys and next Wednesday Seem Bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

0:41:15.160 --> 0:41:18.840
<v Speaker 2>throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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<v Speaker 1>peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.