1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,240 Speaker 1: Apologies, you did have something you wanted to tell me. 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really quickly. I know you've been wanting an 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 2: update on Sue. In regards to Sue, was the old 4 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: lady by the coffee shop dogg had died? I offered 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:19,319 Speaker 2: to pick up the new dog? Rescue Rescue said, yes, 6 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 2: I have now found out from someone else at the 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 2: cafe that Sue has the dog. Not from me, no, 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 2: thanks to me, but someone else has offered to drive her. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: Did they brag about it and like they beat you 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: to it? 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:33,520 Speaker 2: I was like, hey, that was my job. 12 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: So lovely. Sue is with companion again. Yes, and you 13 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: haven't seen Sue yet though? 14 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:40,879 Speaker 2: Have you not yet seen her? 15 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 1: You're going to snober? 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 2: Good enough for you, Sue. That's all right, that's all right, 17 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 2: fuck you. 18 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 1: Very glad she's got. I'm also glad because there's nothing 19 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: better than a companion. 20 00:00:53,760 --> 00:01:12,119 Speaker 2: Well said. Welcome back to two Doating Dads. I'm Matty 21 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 2: Jay and I'm Ash and this is a podcast all 22 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,479 Speaker 2: about parenting. It is the good, it. 23 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,759 Speaker 1: Is also the bad and the relatable. 24 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 2: And if you've come winning any advice, I'm just going 25 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 2: to warn you right now in case you are new 26 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 2: to the podcast. No advice has ever been given, nor 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 2: will it ever be given in the future. Not real 28 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 2: advice anyway, just the fake advice, just the funny stuffnetic 29 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 2: synthetic advice. 30 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: How are you, Matthew? How are you look? 31 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 2: I think we're both in the same boat here, fatigued. 32 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 2: We're fatigued. We're in recovery mode right now. 33 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 1: I've got two blisters on both of my big toes. 34 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 2: You got those blisters very quick. We are, of course 35 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 2: talking about the city to Surf, which we completed last weekend. 36 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: Yes, just the weekend just gone. And yes I did 37 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: get blisters really early on. 38 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like, well, walking towards the taxi and you're like, 39 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: oh godless. 40 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 1: Probably got myself to blame. I think maybe it might 41 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: have been my Sox shoe combination. I sort of rushed 42 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: out the door of the day before and I grabbed 43 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: some socks that I would usually wear with another pair 44 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,119 Speaker 1: of runners, and I think maybe they didn't agree. Irfe 45 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: were like, what I brang two brands together that didn't agree. 46 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 2: I also like to keep the Puma shoes with the 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 2: Puma socks. 48 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: It's definitely this is not it's not sponsored anyway, Yes, 49 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: we did do the City of the Circus. Oh, and 50 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm going to say it, I have never been in 51 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: a place with that many people. I mean, probably have 52 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 1: your football stadiums and stuff blah blah blah, but like 53 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: that many people on the same level. Yes, it was 54 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: like a It was the human sea. 55 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 2: I think, ash. I think I don't have the official 56 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 2: numbers here, so if I'm wrong, I apologize. Ninety thousand gee, 57 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 2: could be wrong, could be wrong. I heard someone say 58 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 2: ninety thousand, and I was like, that sounds out right. 59 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,080 Speaker 2: Only thousand people A lot of people. 60 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: A lot. It was like a sea. I've never do 61 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: you know what. I also forgot that because they do 62 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 1: play it on the news and stuff every year. I 63 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: don't really watch much news, mainly because they can't handle 64 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 1: the bad news if it's all good news on there. 65 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 1: I have seen it before in the news, but then 66 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: this in real life. I was like, oh, yeah, it's 67 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 1: like this is the thing. 68 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 2: And it was like, I think, a fucking thing. And 69 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 2: it was exciting for the kids because you came to 70 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 2: my house for a sleepover, you brought our scars and 71 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,119 Speaker 2: it was nice. It was nice. The kids were excited 72 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 2: we did almost have the whole event derail itself. 73 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: Well, before we get to the derail, we did traumatize 74 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: a small child with the wildlife that is your house. 75 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: Oh you've forgotten. Sorry, So Matt, as we know, Matt 76 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: has a three legged Buster who's quite a big boy. 77 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: And for a small child that doesn't know Buster, well, even. 78 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 2: Adults are scared of him. Yeah, and he barks at everyone. 79 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: He's got a really really yeah, really girthy bark, like 80 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 1: that comes deep. 81 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 2: We have many people someone say he's like just like 82 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:21,720 Speaker 2: delivering a parcel. They hear Buster and they're like, yeah, yeah, 83 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 2: they're going the other way. 84 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,560 Speaker 1: And then when he's like hopping, half hop half running 85 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:25,920 Speaker 1: at you. 86 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a monster. 87 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, if it was like really dark, you'd be fucking petrified. 88 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is like bouncing, billowing towards you. 89 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 1: So there was that at first, which I pre warned Oscar. 90 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: But I didn't pre warn him until we pulled up 91 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: at your house because I wouldn't have got him there. 92 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,520 Speaker 2: He would have been like, Nope, we're going where there 93 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,359 Speaker 2: was a three legged animal that has forty kilos. It 94 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 2: could eat you, but it won't, and it's very loud. 95 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,839 Speaker 1: I said to him his three leaders. Why has he 96 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 1: got three leagus? I said, oh, he lost he lost 97 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: his other league when he was a puppy. And then 98 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: he was like thinking about it and he was like 99 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 1: where is it? And I was like, oh no, no, no, no, no, 100 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: it's gone. It's long gone. So there was that and 101 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: that straight away, like he didn't want to leave my side. 102 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: I had to hold him the whole time. But then 103 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: he sort of came good. When he was outside. Buster 104 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,479 Speaker 1: was in his bed and you know, busses all bark 105 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: and then he's back to bed pretty much. So there 106 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,960 Speaker 1: was that, and then he came around. There's also the 107 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 1: cat which Osco had been around the cat that afternoon. 108 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 2: The cat's feral. By the way, I'm off the cat. 109 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,159 Speaker 2: I know sometimes Laurel will post a video of me 110 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 2: like sitting with the cat, but overall, I'm not into 111 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 2: the cat at all. It's also very it's very swipey. 112 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 2: It's a swipy cat, like on the bench stools. 113 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 1: You walk past it and just go yeah, You'll be 114 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: walking past and like some chloral latch onto you jump 115 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,240 Speaker 1: and your. 116 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 2: Hair and you're like Ellie, my mom cat. But the 117 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,080 Speaker 2: kids are constantly like coming to me, being like the 118 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 2: cat's come for me again. 119 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. But it's sort of the I've 120 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,479 Speaker 1: noticed that the cat's sort of become part of the 121 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: background furniture of the house, like it used to be 122 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 1: the main focus because it was so small. Now that 123 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,159 Speaker 1: it's grown, it's kind of like, there's the cat. Yeah, 124 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: and then it will do those things for its attention, 125 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 1: I would say, But kids all bath, everyone got ready 126 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: for bed. Oscar and I were in our separate room 127 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: obviously everyone else. 128 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 2: And he was a bit nervous, so you get that 129 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 2: it's a new environment. And he was like I remember 130 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 2: him saying, hey, daddy, where are you going to sleep? 131 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 2: And You're like, you don't worry, I'm going to come. 132 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 1: I'm going to be right next to you. Yeah, and 133 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 1: just a bit of wine downtime, I said, okay, I'll 134 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 1: be right back, okay, Like well, lights were still on, 135 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: like dem. 136 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 2: When this house is safe, don't worry, Oscar. There's nothing 137 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 2: here that's going to hurt you. I think that's going 138 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,840 Speaker 2: to jump out in the middle of the night and 139 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 2: attack you. Work. Let's just yeah, you know, to rest, 140 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 2: put you at ease. Yes. 141 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: So after putting him at ease, going Buster's not coming upstairs. 142 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,560 Speaker 1: He's got three legs. He can't get upstairs. And I'm like, 143 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 1: where's Raspberry No one said anything about Raspberry Cat anyway. 144 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 1: So I'm down stairs and I think we were I 145 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,800 Speaker 1: don't know what we're doing. We're talking about something and 146 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:11,320 Speaker 1: then talking business, Yeah, the diversified portfolio. And I was like, fuck, 147 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: what is it? And then I'm half upstairs and he 148 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: goes the god and I look in the room and 149 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,400 Speaker 1: in the corner of the room, of this dark room 150 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 1: with a bit of light from the hallway, is the 151 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,960 Speaker 1: beady eyes of a cat rasbreathe the cat like just 152 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,240 Speaker 1: looking directly, and I was like, you get out of here. 153 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: And he was destroyed. He was so upset. And I 154 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 1: don't think you guys really knew what was going on. 155 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: You were sort of there's a bit of Rucker still downstairs. 156 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,160 Speaker 1: And then I was comforting him and he was like, 157 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,280 Speaker 1: come to bed now. I can't come to bed now. 158 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaker 1: We've got some work to do. 159 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 2: Matt and I talking about diversified portfollowers we're investing, so 160 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,679 Speaker 2: we'll be back in a second. 161 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, look, We just got to do 162 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: a little bit of a record and then just organize 163 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: some stuff for tomorrow and then I'll be in bed. 164 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: That was a lie. It was a plain light just 165 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: to Ki, you know what. I had some toys downstairs 166 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: that he brain that sort of comfort him a little bit. 167 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: I was like, I'll go and get those for you, 168 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,600 Speaker 1: but don't worry. 169 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 2: That cat is gone. 170 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,720 Speaker 1: I said, the cat is not coming back. The cat's 171 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: not coming back, and I've just scared the shit out 172 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: of it. It's not coming back. I took two steps 173 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: down the cat quick, by the way, so quick. I 174 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: took two steps down the stairs, and I hear this 175 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: turning the cat's back, and I quickly rushed up to it. 176 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: And at this point you also realized what was happening, 177 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:34,839 Speaker 1: and you were like, oh shit, ran upstairs and I'm like, the. 178 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 2: Cat also gets this weird second wind at round like 179 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 2: run about seven eight o'clock. It's like someone gives it 180 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 2: a line of cocaine. It just bounces off the wall 181 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:43,560 Speaker 2: in his room. 182 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 1: It was like love me, yeah, like like I'm just 183 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,120 Speaker 1: looking for someone to sleep. 184 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,559 Speaker 2: And then if you ever watched the movie Aliens with 185 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 2: that little like that little alien attaches to someone's face 186 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,679 Speaker 2: and latches on. That's pretty much my moscouas in bed, 187 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,520 Speaker 2: his cat wrapped around his face, claws like into the 188 00:08:58,559 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 2: back of his sky. 189 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 1: He's like, I feel bad and feel sorry for because 190 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:07,079 Speaker 1: we did forget about Raspberry, that the cat would be around. 191 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: We just were worried about the big bad dog. But then, yeah, 192 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: it took a little bit calming down before. 193 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,560 Speaker 2: He actually went sorry about that, Oscar. But yeah, so 194 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,079 Speaker 2: he went to sleep at Great Sleep. We all wake 195 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,240 Speaker 2: up early that morning because it yourself. 196 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:20,439 Speaker 1: Me. 197 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,200 Speaker 2: Laura also was joining in on the city to serve 198 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,679 Speaker 2: three kids three prams two prams actually sorry, I lied two. 199 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: Well, one's like two double. 200 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,959 Speaker 2: And we thought the best way to get in is 201 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:32,880 Speaker 2: a Maxi taxi. 202 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 1: Yep, a pre books pre. 203 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 2: Book Maxie taxi, which has gone very mature of us, 204 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 2: very mature, very organized. We actually, you and me were like, Laura. 205 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,840 Speaker 1: Help us book a taxi because we don't know how 206 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 1: to call. 207 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 2: She booked the taxi. Morning of doesn't show up. People 208 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 2: are starting to panic. 209 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: I was skeptical, but I didn't want to add to 210 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 1: the stress and the tension of the household. 211 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 2: A lot of tension that morning, a lot of tension. Anyway, 212 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 2: we call Ubers. One rocks up for Laura, throw on 213 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 2: her pram. Lola and Laura off in the uber. Next thing, 214 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,440 Speaker 2: I come back downstairs and Laura's like, who wouldn't take Lola? 215 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 2: She's too young? And then I'm like, okay, so what 216 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 2: are you gonna do? She goes, I want to drive 217 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,440 Speaker 2: up my car and a Rubers coming. Our kids are 218 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,679 Speaker 2: old enough to jump on you. Ba. Next thing, Laura goes, 219 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 2: did you get the pram out of the back of 220 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 2: the taxi, back. 221 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: Of the uber, out of the first sup? What do 222 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,520 Speaker 1: I was to back you up? And Laura will still 223 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:27,360 Speaker 1: not believe even though you've got a witness, She's got 224 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:28,280 Speaker 1: zero witnesses. 225 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,640 Speaker 2: I will say, my witness is not the most reliable person. 226 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 1: Well on. 227 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,360 Speaker 2: A sketchy pat wouldn't be anyone's first choice. 228 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:39,479 Speaker 1: And we get it. We get it, all right, I'm untrustworthy. 229 00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:43,080 Speaker 1: But you were in that I remember she called you 230 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 1: and we were walking down the hallway and got down 231 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: and she was full panic about it, and Lola was like, 232 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,520 Speaker 1: what's going on, no idea, what's going on? And then 233 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,800 Speaker 1: she's also on the phone to the cab company trying 234 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,200 Speaker 1: to book another cab and an old mate in the 235 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 1: first spoon has taken off to the would have been 236 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:04,960 Speaker 1: no chance, no opportunity. 237 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,840 Speaker 2: For you to retrieve. 238 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, so said long story short, Matt got blamed for 239 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 1: the loss of a pram. 240 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 2: We lost. We lost the prem. We lost the prem. 241 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 1: Before even leaving the house. 242 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 2: Like it's like seven fifteen right now, am, and it's 243 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 2: already falling. 244 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,439 Speaker 1: Apart, and I imagine being a fly on the wall. 245 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god. We were yelling at each other on 246 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,560 Speaker 2: the street. The neighbors must have been like someone's been 247 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 2: a tax oscar. 248 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 1: Was like, I was like, okay, just you be quiet. Now, 249 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: we'll both be quiet. Just let this play out. I 250 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 1: just don't want to add any fuel to the fight. 251 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 1: I was going to be like when you were and 252 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 1: Laura were have a little tip about whose fould it was, 253 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,560 Speaker 1: I was going to be like, yeah, man, why did 254 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:46,040 Speaker 1: you leave? I was like, if you did it? 255 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 2: Actually self restrained. 256 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: Do you know what stopped me from that? The hour 257 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:51,680 Speaker 1: which was lovely. 258 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 2: He was not. 259 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,719 Speaker 1: I thought he doesn't need this. 260 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 2: So luckily we have the other prem, yeah, massive prem 261 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,680 Speaker 2: as well. So Laura grab that somehow she ended up 262 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 2: in a train. I thought we'd never see her again. 263 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 2: We did see it, we thought she did. She's like, 264 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,200 Speaker 2: I've ended up in Newcastle and this is your fault. 265 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,319 Speaker 2: Why are you at the airport? 266 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,240 Speaker 1: Shut up? It was such a frazzled morning. But then 267 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,079 Speaker 1: we get out ourselves and we've got a pram kindly 268 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: donated by g WM. 269 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 2: Can I just say a lot of people have been like, oh, 270 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 2: must be nice to roll around and that is it full. 271 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: We'll get to why we did the city deserve shortly. 272 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 1: But it was donated to us to use, not to keep, 273 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 1: brow to borrow, I mean, although they probably want us 274 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: to keep it now after the kid's trashed absolutely like 275 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:43,400 Speaker 1: a brothel. It's so bad. But we get out as 276 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: all the parents listening, you unfold the pram, which is 277 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,960 Speaker 1: an exercise in itself. Kids get in. We realized that 278 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 1: we haven't pumped the tires. 279 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 2: We pushed it round with no kids in it. Once 280 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 2: we have two kids in it. 281 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: Flat tires, they're not run flat, they're not those European 282 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,440 Speaker 1: run flats. There was like a proper like racing bike 283 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: and at. 284 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 2: This point I'm like, I can't take it. You can 285 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:08,920 Speaker 2: do it on your own. 286 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 1: I think I looked at you and I was like, 287 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:15,959 Speaker 1: do we have to do this? Luckily and randomly, Hyde 288 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,960 Speaker 1: Park on the corner has like a bike pump. It 289 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:24,240 Speaker 1: could be confused as an explosive though, a bit that, 290 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 1: but it saved us. We're just solving problems here. 291 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 2: It was they don't make it easy, and then the crowd, 292 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 2: and then the crowd, and then Marley's like, is it 293 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:36,840 Speaker 2: over yet, and I'm like, well, strap on in, kid, 294 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 2: because we've got fourteen of the best kilometers in Sydney 295 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 2: to conquer. 296 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,240 Speaker 1: Yes. We all lined up on the start line, which 297 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,599 Speaker 1: was so crowded. 298 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 2: Like to be fair, dad, in our wave there was 299 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,400 Speaker 2: it was like the family walking wave. I saw a 300 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 2: dad with twins newborns. 301 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,079 Speaker 1: That's right, because we're sitting there and we're getting a 302 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,199 Speaker 1: photo and I think we were taking the photo and 303 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 1: you were like twins and I was like, just grab one. 304 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,840 Speaker 1: Everyone crowded around, but yeah, We'll line up in the 305 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,839 Speaker 1: family of friends section, which this is the first time 306 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,960 Speaker 1: I've ever done seated the surf as I said before, 307 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,360 Speaker 1: and when we rolled out, I'm like, oh, these prams, 308 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,559 Speaker 1: I'm like, these are our people. These are people, these 309 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,400 Speaker 1: are our people, and we're people. Were like, it's you guys, 310 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: and like getting photos with us, and it was like 311 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 1: really nice to like be with camaraderie, camaraderie of parents 312 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,520 Speaker 1: who want to do this and think it's going to 313 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,560 Speaker 1: be really fun, well at least they don't know yet 314 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 1: think it's going to be really fun with their kids. 315 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,720 Speaker 1: It actually quite was, but it was very long. 316 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 2: Very long. Marley ended up having a sleep. Lola, who 317 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 2: was with Laura, also had a sleep, and both of 318 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 2: them woke up and they were like, are we still walking? 319 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 1: I know where are we? Losca Trooper through the whole thing. 320 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 2: He did so well. 321 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:57,160 Speaker 1: It was really awesome to see how many different variations 322 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 1: of families are on it because you've got the twins. 323 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,960 Speaker 2: Then then was disco Dad. 324 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 1: Disco dad who had a DJ deck in a pram 325 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 1: and his kid next to him, so he's made his 326 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,720 Speaker 1: kid give up his seat for DJ and it was 327 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 1: like techno kid. 328 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,280 Speaker 2: In favor of like a five foot high speaker and 329 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,600 Speaker 2: he was just like and he's like, Dad, can we 330 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 2: just please turn the music down? And can I sit 331 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 2: in there pram? 332 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:22,480 Speaker 1: And He's like, no, no, dance but you know there 333 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 1: was like slightly older kid, heaps of fans. I was shocked. 334 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 2: You had the old person trying to run through and 335 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 2: get a PB and us prams. We're like, it's like 336 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,840 Speaker 2: on a highway where like the big semi trailer like 337 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:35,680 Speaker 2: road trains stick together and block people out. We'd like 338 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 2: block in runners, not today's son. 339 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 1: We will slip streaming behind him. But you know, we 340 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: did walk it with the family, and like I said, 341 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 1: there was so many If you had come to me 342 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: and said we're going to run the City Deserve with 343 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,720 Speaker 1: our family, I would have been like to work out. 344 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: We were lucky enough to team up with gw AM 345 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:00,280 Speaker 1: who brought us together. They really they said, look, we've 346 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,480 Speaker 1: got an idea for you guys. 347 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 2: We want you guys to break the record. And we 348 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 2: were like, we won't do that, but we'll bring the kids. 349 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 2: And they're like done. 350 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. They were like, we really want you guys as 351 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 1: a family to show that it can be done by family. Yes, 352 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: and we did it. We successfully did it. I think 353 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,360 Speaker 1: we got halfway. There was a billboard of. 354 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 2: Us oh yeah, which was that set us back about 355 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,040 Speaker 2: twenty minute because wouldn' start getting photos. 356 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,880 Speaker 1: They were like, hey, everyone, look over here, and it 357 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: was huge. I thought it was going to be like 358 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,680 Speaker 1: the back of a truck or like a b or 359 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,200 Speaker 1: like a bus stop, and it was like, look, I'm 360 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,480 Speaker 1: on a bus stop. We were as big as a bus. 361 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,680 Speaker 2: I was like, holy, And it's weird because halfway I 362 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 2: was getting quite tired, very fatigued. The feet were saw 363 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,640 Speaker 2: and nothing spurs you on like a picture of yourself 364 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 2: that's twenty foot wide. It really does give you a boost. 365 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 1: It does. And that got us back. That was at 366 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 1: the top of Heartbreak Hill, wasn't it. 367 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, which is when we needed it. 368 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 1: So many broken hearts up there. 369 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 2: And do you know what, I think it's harder to 370 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 2: walk than it is to run. I've woken up this 371 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:04,159 Speaker 2: morning and the body is very sore. My calves are 372 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 2: very sore. Yeah, the front of my calf. 373 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: I am sore everywhere in places I didn't think I 374 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,399 Speaker 1: was going to be sore. I carried Oscar on my 375 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:14,359 Speaker 1: shoulders for like three or four k's just to give 376 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,520 Speaker 1: him a break from the race pram in the luxury 377 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,960 Speaker 1: race ramp, and at that angle, he was like, there's 378 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: so many people down here. I didn't even really realize. 379 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:28,119 Speaker 1: But oh yeah, today I was like, oh god, why. 380 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 2: Now I know how the Olympians feel. 381 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 1: Similar. Look, I felt very proud of myself. Once it 382 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,480 Speaker 1: was done, we pulled up, we crossed the finish line. 383 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: There was heaped to people around. It's a great vibe. 384 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 1: It's amazing vibe. We were ushered up to. GWM had 385 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,400 Speaker 1: a little spot for us. They fed us, they gave 386 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 1: us liquid, bathed they you know, they had the kids 387 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,480 Speaker 1: running around and stuff, and you know, the aura was great. 388 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,320 Speaker 2: It was great. So big shout out to GWe for 389 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 2: having us be involved in this year City to Surf. 390 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,280 Speaker 1: Thank you, yes, and also bringing us and our families 391 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,880 Speaker 1: into do its that have just been like you boys 392 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,080 Speaker 1: are running and where was April? Ummm? So it was 393 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: going to stay home, bring. 394 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 2: Mazie, bring my favorite child please next year. 395 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 1: Next time, next time. So yes, thank you. 396 00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,919 Speaker 2: Can I play you just a very quick message you 397 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 2: sure care, Just a very quick message. I've sent it 398 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 2: to you already on your phone. This is when we're 399 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 2: talking about Oscar getting a cap on his tooth and 400 00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 2: a kid losing their tooth. So got a message. I 401 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:32,679 Speaker 2: was worried because we don't talk about dentists favorably. 402 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,400 Speaker 1: You know I feel about dentists. 403 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 2: I know, be nice. She's a fan of the show. 404 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,640 Speaker 3: Hey guys, I'm actually just listening to your latest episode 405 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 3: of Two Doting Dads, and I'm actually a student dentist. 406 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:46,280 Speaker 3: First of all, love how often we're talking about dentists 407 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 3: on this rand. It's such a random topic to consistently 408 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,879 Speaker 3: bring up. But I just wanted to confirm for you 409 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 3: guys that you are born with all of the chemical 410 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,639 Speaker 3: properties and materials and biology to create your teeth, but 411 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 3: it takes up until about six years old for you 412 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:04,160 Speaker 3: to actually have those teeth in your jawline for them 413 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 3: to be fully developed. So then if you take an 414 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,120 Speaker 3: extra of a six year old's mouth, you can see 415 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:11,919 Speaker 3: that double layer. But before then there's no evidence of 416 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,360 Speaker 3: the double layer. Thanks. 417 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:18,080 Speaker 1: Love the party, Love the party at the end. Love that. Well, 418 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,240 Speaker 1: there you go, there you go. Well, I'm glad we 419 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:21,199 Speaker 1: got to the bottom of that. 420 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,639 Speaker 2: And I was nervous. She was like, I'm actually a 421 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,359 Speaker 2: student dentist, and I was like, oh god. She's like, 422 00:19:27,359 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 2: I better formal complain about podcast. Does she listen to 423 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 2: the podcast because we don't talk about dentists in the 424 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,880 Speaker 2: most like kindness of. 425 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,040 Speaker 1: Manners between them and rural doctors. 426 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, next thing is someone I'm a rural doctor. 427 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: Just so thank you so much, so thank you. We 428 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:49,960 Speaker 1: also have feelings. Thank you, dental student Kate. Is she 429 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 1: fully qualified though? And can we can we trust her? 430 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 1: Can we find her? Is her information reliable? 431 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,480 Speaker 2: It does sound very precise, but there you go. I 432 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 2: always want I thought, like newborns would do. 433 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: They have Like I said, dentists are just mouth salesmen 434 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:09,800 Speaker 1: and they do the sales part of their education. 435 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 2: No, early on, I thought you were going to say, like, 436 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 2: I'm going to get a message from her like again 437 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 2: next week, and she's like, hey, just think you know, 438 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 2: we have a sale currently on for fillings if you 439 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,000 Speaker 2: were in need, and we think. 440 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,600 Speaker 1: That you need a lot. Actually, Kate, I do need 441 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,439 Speaker 1: to see a dentist. My mouth is fucking killing me. 442 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,240 Speaker 2: Wow, what's wrong? 443 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,840 Speaker 1: I don't know. I think karma's come around a bike. 444 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 1: Which part of the mouth pun calm's coming around the 445 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:40,720 Speaker 1: bike there is Honestly, my mouth aches continuously. 446 00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:42,000 Speaker 2: Yeah that's not good. 447 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, well figure it out, Okay, okay, yolo, that's what 448 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 1: the kids are saying short it out. I will. I 449 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,199 Speaker 1: planned to, but this week I cannot because we are 450 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: too busy. 451 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 2: My friend, make sure you don't act like our forefathers, 452 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 2: who were ill idiots. Get themselves checked. I'll get okay, good, 453 00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:04,520 Speaker 2: I'm very excited for this part now, Very. 454 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,920 Speaker 1: It's really perked up. 455 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,040 Speaker 2: Very. 456 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:12,399 Speaker 1: Hey, what's that ash? 457 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 2: It was your birthday on Sunday? 458 00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 1: See? 459 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,520 Speaker 2: Did the surf day a serf day? We didn't get 460 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 2: to celebrate it too much because we're so busy walking. 461 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 2: But I got this for you. Sorry that it's ripped. 462 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: That's hey. It's an upgrade from last year where you 463 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,360 Speaker 1: forgot Happy birthday. 464 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 2: I hope you enjoy it. 465 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,600 Speaker 1: Thank you can open it now. You're hoping over it? 466 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,880 Speaker 2: Now you open it now? For sure, it's already half open. 467 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,359 Speaker 1: I love that you've wrapped it in the postal bag 468 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: that it comes in. I may have it. What's this? 469 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it's a child proof I. 470 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 2: Just said this is something that I thought you may need. 471 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: Please be a penis pump, Please be a penis part. 472 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,440 Speaker 1: Is it a jelly johnah? Is it a fleshlight? 473 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 2: I don't know? Oh my. 474 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,800 Speaker 1: Goodness, what have you got there? Mate, I have got 475 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:23,359 Speaker 1: the Fleshlight Turbo. Let's get it out. Let's give it 476 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 1: a go. Oh my god, I ordered that online. Yeah, 477 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,959 Speaker 1: I hope you didn't give us the The Fleshlight Turbo 478 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 1: looks pretty good. 479 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. 480 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: The hard thing was ash finding the right size. 481 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 2: Well, I was like, do you want the mouth, do 482 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,080 Speaker 2: you want the vision? Do you want the a norse 483 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,960 Speaker 2: or there's Actually it's actually weirdly as a market for 484 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,200 Speaker 2: alien vaginas they were out of stock. 485 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,479 Speaker 1: I would have taken the alien vagina that that's what 486 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 1: I tried to buy. I'll take the regular human vacuum texture. 487 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,520 Speaker 1: I'll just read you some of the key benefits. No, 488 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,880 Speaker 1: what I'll do is i'll read the description. Please, I'm 489 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,040 Speaker 1: very excited. April's not going to be so thrilled. The 490 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 1: Fleshlight Turbo Thrush offers you the most realistic and satisfying 491 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:18,679 Speaker 1: alternative to oral sex. Alien oral sex, uniquely signed with 492 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: three points of initial, three points of insertion. 493 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,040 Speaker 2: Rum the one more. 494 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,320 Speaker 1: Anyway, I won't go through the whole description because we'll 495 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:31,520 Speaker 1: be here all day. It looks now it's got an 496 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,879 Speaker 1: outer ring and entry point and an inner ring. Just 497 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 1: the way I like them. 498 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,880 Speaker 2: It says up top the number one selling male sex toy. 499 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 1: It does too. 500 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,640 Speaker 2: They all say that though. 501 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,440 Speaker 1: They all say that, Yeah, that's great, thank you. It's 502 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: very thoughtful. A see, A lot of thought has gone 503 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 1: into this. It's probably one of the most thoughtful gifts 504 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,800 Speaker 1: I've ever received. 505 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,920 Speaker 2: You're very welcome. We often joke about the old flesh 506 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 2: light we do. 507 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,160 Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for a dentist to jump out now. 508 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,560 Speaker 1: I was gonna hate that. Sorry, it's okay. I'm never 509 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:07,400 Speaker 1: gonna get to use it because you'll be like, you're 510 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,880 Speaker 1: this disghosting, don't use it. 511 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,200 Speaker 2: She doesn't have to know, mate, she's gonna. 512 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 1: I'll better use it before this comes out. 513 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got like twenty four hours to use it 514 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,880 Speaker 2: as many times as you can. 515 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 1: I'll be like skinny by the time you see me next. 516 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:27,280 Speaker 2: It drained me, like, can't get off the couch. 517 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,840 Speaker 1: I believe you brought me a flesh lit. Do you 518 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,000 Speaker 1: know I nearly for your birthday last month, I nearly 519 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,000 Speaker 1: bought you a flesh light. 520 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:33,840 Speaker 2: Well, why didn't you? 521 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:38,359 Speaker 1: I think I've forgot hm, I can't remember why I 522 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,600 Speaker 1: thought about it. And then I was like, oh, I 523 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 1: think I think just time got away. 524 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,280 Speaker 2: From me, as it often often. I'm yet to use 525 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,840 Speaker 2: my spafoucher. 526 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:51,320 Speaker 1: By the way, Oh yeah, the same thing. Yeah, pretty much, 527 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: more or less much depends what suburb use it in. Yeah. Sure, 528 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 1: shall we go two lives? 529 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:08,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me, I've got a quick one here. This 530 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,120 Speaker 2: is from Robin, and Robin says here that she took 531 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 2: her kids to a concerts lovely. Well, that's what you think, 532 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:22,359 Speaker 2: but kids were being an absolute nightmare, little terrors, she says. 533 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:29,520 Speaker 2: So halfway through there's an intermission and Robin goes, well, 534 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 2: that's it, the concert's over. Let's get out of here. 535 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,600 Speaker 1: That if I had an award, that's right up, Ali. 536 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,719 Speaker 1: I love that. I've considered that with things, kids are 537 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,000 Speaker 1: none the wiser, They have no idea. Also, you beat 538 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,800 Speaker 1: the traffic like, yeah, you're out the car park first. 539 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,800 Speaker 1: That's genius. Very good, very good. This one from Carli 540 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,000 Speaker 1: I do this too, but not quite. It's slightly different. 541 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 1: So I'll give you her lie and then I'll tell 542 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,040 Speaker 1: you my variation. I love it when when parents riding things, 543 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,960 Speaker 1: I do as well. So this one from Kylie says 544 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaker 1: there's a light on at the park that only parents 545 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 1: can see when it's too busy and can't fit any 546 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:17,960 Speaker 1: more kids. So what I do is, if we go 547 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,639 Speaker 1: anywhere remotely near a park, just say where I used 548 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,120 Speaker 1: to live in Morewood in the swamp. See I've moved 549 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,160 Speaker 1: out of the swamp in the valley. 550 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,240 Speaker 2: Now it must be nice. 551 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,159 Speaker 1: It isn't. It's fucking dusty in here. Anyway. 552 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,399 Speaker 2: It's a hard man to please. 553 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,119 Speaker 1: I am. I just want to live comfortably. 554 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 2: Poor Old Frank's probably like minus end of the podcast, 555 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,320 Speaker 2: and see how Ashes enjoying living with me, and he's like. 556 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,720 Speaker 1: It's so dusty living my car. Next we have to 557 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 1: record from my car. So we used to go near 558 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,560 Speaker 1: this park called rocket Ship Park, which is iconic in 559 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,560 Speaker 1: the area. And if we go, yeah, we're going to 560 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,439 Speaker 1: go down to the park. If we got two clothes 561 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,359 Speaker 1: and I could see there was way too many birthday 562 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:59,400 Speaker 1: parties on, I would say, oh, bummer kids, there's too 563 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,840 Speaker 1: many people in the park. They just can't have anymore. 564 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,080 Speaker 1: It's full. Or I go, they've booked it out. It's 565 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,000 Speaker 1: a private party. 566 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,680 Speaker 2: So what do you do to you just go back home, 567 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 2: just turn. 568 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,959 Speaker 1: Around and go somewhere else. Yeah, there's other parks here, 569 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,560 Speaker 1: or I just go do you want to other shops 570 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: and they're like yeah, gets it off pretty quick, always 571 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,280 Speaker 1: go oh, do you need a baby Chino? 572 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 2: That ah, Baby Tino trumps everything, like crack, yeah. 573 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 1: I think it's just the marshmallow they really want. But 574 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,720 Speaker 1: they can get a marshmallow with that directly asking me 575 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: for a marshmallow. They can go baby Chino and I'm 576 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,200 Speaker 1: like yeah, okay, and they get a marshmallow and they're like. 577 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:38,440 Speaker 2: Got him throw the little Actually got a quick one here. 578 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,280 Speaker 2: Morley does this quite a lot. I might try that, so, 579 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 2: she says. In order to get me to stop sucking 580 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,640 Speaker 2: my thumb. When I was really young, my mom told 581 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,680 Speaker 2: me that if I kept on doing that, it would 582 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 2: turn red, then purple, and then fall off. I ignored her 583 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,159 Speaker 2: warning and kept on doing it. One night, when I 584 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 2: was sleeping, my mom died. My thumb red. I woke 585 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 2: up and freaked out, but quickly regime sucking my thumb. 586 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:08,040 Speaker 2: The next night she died at purple. I freaked out 587 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 2: so bad that I never sucked on it again. 588 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:19,280 Speaker 1: That is commit thee Oh my god. 589 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 2: Says here. My brother wouldn't stop. She had him sedated 590 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 2: and removed his thumb that night that that part was 591 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 2: I made that up, Okay, I gathered just in case. 592 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,280 Speaker 1: I think, like, if you're going to commit into liars, 593 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: are really easy because you could just be like, hey, 594 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,960 Speaker 1: short Sharp, that lemon's red and they're like no, it 595 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,920 Speaker 1: was like you must be color blonde because that's a 596 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,360 Speaker 1: red lemon. 597 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 2: Idiot. 598 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 1: But to actually go days and to extend to the 599 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: commit to it, yeah, bravo, brother, bravo, they say, Matt, 600 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 1: this is from Nicole. Nicole, Nicole, thank you for writing in. 601 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 1: I appreciate it. And if you do want to write 602 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,320 Speaker 1: in for yourself, you can dm us at two Doting Dads' 603 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: Instagram or join the Facebook group Facebook type in two 604 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: Doting Dads, join the conversation. We may or may not 605 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,080 Speaker 1: accept you. We will accept you. 606 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 2: We accept everyone. 607 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. 608 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 2: So for predators, yeah, we have a very strict screening process. 609 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: Yes, it's like you have a first in the last 610 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: name you. So this one's from Nicole and she says, 611 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: I tell my five and two year old that if 612 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,520 Speaker 1: they don't clean up the playroom, the cleaners will throw 613 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:32,200 Speaker 1: away whatever is left on the floor. Genius, very good, 614 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,920 Speaker 1: except when they're like, you got to follow through with that, 615 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,800 Speaker 1: She says. They think the cleaners come three times a week. 616 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 1: They only come once before. You've got to be able 617 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: to follow through on that one though. I would always 618 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,240 Speaker 1: tell Oscar that if he was misbehaving, whatever toy he 619 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,479 Speaker 1: had at the time, I'm throwing that out if he 620 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: doesn't stop, and he got so. I got so frustrated 621 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,240 Speaker 1: with him one time in the old place at the Swamp, 622 00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,360 Speaker 1: upstairs had balcony doors, and he was upstairs and it's 623 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,640 Speaker 1: just been an absolute turd. So I snatched the car 624 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,040 Speaker 1: out of his hand and he threw it, launched it 625 00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,680 Speaker 1: out the doors onto the main road, and a car 626 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 1: just went bushka. That's impressive, he screamed, And Abral was like, 627 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,760 Speaker 1: the fuck do you do that for? It's just a threat. 628 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, not in this house. 629 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 2: It's not you're going to follow through. 630 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,200 Speaker 1: They realize, yeah, that once they get And actually my 631 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,120 Speaker 1: mom just said to me that, She's like, don't make 632 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,720 Speaker 1: threats you can't follow through with I'm like, do you 633 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,400 Speaker 1: know what you're talking to? 634 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 2: Yeah? I am scared of nothing. 635 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,640 Speaker 1: I am scared of nothing. 636 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 2: It's always like three, come here, come here. Two. If 637 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 2: I get to one, you're in trouble. Not once have 638 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 2: I made up to one. 639 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 1: I remember once because my mom used to count up, 640 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,840 Speaker 1: So do your countdown family. We're a count up family, 641 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: generations of count ups. My mom used to count up 642 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,600 Speaker 1: and I would go I remember one time I said 643 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,520 Speaker 1: to her, You're gonna have to count a lot higher 644 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: than that, and she hit me with the wooden spoon 645 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,400 Speaker 1: so hard. 646 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,320 Speaker 2: Fucking smarter. 647 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was, and I would have been sub ten. 648 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,200 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have to count louder than that. 649 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,360 Speaker 2: Whack wow. 650 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: Anyway, long long line of count hoppers. 651 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 2: Explains a lot. Your mum's doing it all wrong. 652 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,360 Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm going to questions, but that 653 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,320 Speaker 1: was my question for you, a countdown or account upper. 654 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,600 Speaker 1: Let's go into some list of questions. Matt Rude, you 655 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 1: like to. 656 00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:40,479 Speaker 2: Go first, I'll first first. This one came through. They 657 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 2: wanted to be anonymous, but they just said, when you're 658 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,680 Speaker 2: out at a restaurant eating with the kids, is it 659 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,360 Speaker 2: the responsibility of the parents to clean up after the 660 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 2: children or is it solely on the waiter or waitress 661 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,600 Speaker 2: to clean up when you guys leave. 662 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 1: If you're going to leave a tip a nice tip. 663 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,800 Speaker 1: It's on the waiter. I think I never tip. 664 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, very rare, unless it's like. 665 00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,840 Speaker 1: Sitting around here and the kids made a blatant mass 666 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,840 Speaker 1: and they've without you asking or leaving it to clean up, 667 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,520 Speaker 1: they come and they actually just cleaned up as part 668 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,400 Speaker 1: of the service. I think that's typical because you've saved 669 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,480 Speaker 1: me doing it, and you've saved me walking out, and 670 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,640 Speaker 1: then you're going fucking cocka. I just live his fucking 671 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: shit everywhere. 672 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,320 Speaker 2: Sere's someone who used to work in hospitality ash I 673 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 2: very much believe, and I like to be that annoying 674 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,480 Speaker 2: person at the table who's like stacked up the plates. 675 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,480 Speaker 2: I've got all the cutlery in like one section. I'll 676 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 2: make their life. 677 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,160 Speaker 1: Easy, right, so you would fully clean up up. 678 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:46,160 Speaker 2: Because I'm just some so desperate to be liked. Thank you. 679 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,640 Speaker 1: That waiter must love me, love me. 680 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:49,400 Speaker 3: I done. 681 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 2: I'm in the kitchen cooking with the chef. This is enough. 682 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 1: It's like, oh, carry it back to the dishwasher for. 683 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,520 Speaker 2: You're just in there. 684 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,280 Speaker 1: Look, I think I think you've got to make it 685 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,080 Speaker 1: so it's not if it's an absolute fucking if they're 686 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: throwing food on the floor and shit like that. No, 687 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,240 Speaker 1: I think, actually, here we go go on. This is 688 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,800 Speaker 1: just come to me. I don't know how it's gonna 689 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: come out. I don't know how it's gonna start. I 690 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,120 Speaker 1: don't know how it's going to be. 691 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 2: This is a place of zero judgment. You can say 692 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:13,800 Speaker 2: anything and it's fine. 693 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 1: I feel like if anything is dropped off the table, 694 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,480 Speaker 1: it is now the responsibility of the parent. 695 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:20,360 Speaker 2: Yep. 696 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:23,920 Speaker 1: If it's on the table, unless you're taking it with you, 697 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,920 Speaker 1: that's the restaurant's responsibility. 698 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,560 Speaker 2: Very like that came out beautifully. 699 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,960 Speaker 1: Thank you. I just looked at the floor. I looked 700 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 1: at the table, and I thought, there's a clear There 701 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: needs to. 702 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,880 Speaker 2: Be a clear line. 703 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 1: There is a clear line that divides the tabletop to 704 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 1: the floor. I'm gonna put that on T shirt. It's 705 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,480 Speaker 1: going to be quite long. If it hits the floor, 706 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:50,880 Speaker 1: it's your responsibility. That's great, that's good. Gerald's write that down. Well, 707 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 1: what do you reckon? 708 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,720 Speaker 2: Look? I agree? I agree, And if you want to 709 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:59,000 Speaker 2: be a people pleaser like me, I mean, hey, go nuts. 710 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 1: Lick the table clean? Is that okay? 711 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:01,440 Speaker 2: Sir? 712 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:02,760 Speaker 1: Seventeen? 713 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 2: I bring them when we go to restaurants I bring 714 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 2: the mop with me and I believe in mopping the 715 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,360 Speaker 2: floor underneath the table before we leave. And I'm like, 716 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:10,920 Speaker 2: this isn't ours. 717 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,400 Speaker 1: You walk in one of those vacuum cleaner backpacks. Yeah, straps, 718 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,839 Speaker 1: I'll be like, and. 719 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,600 Speaker 2: They're like, we didn't order a clean I'm like, that's right. 720 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,279 Speaker 2: What is here for lunch? 721 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:25,320 Speaker 1: Got Dyson? Matt? I have a question for you, please, 722 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,840 Speaker 1: And this is more someone needs your advice. 723 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,399 Speaker 2: You come to the right place. 724 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:32,640 Speaker 1: It is anonymous, but I'm assuming it's from a mum 725 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,239 Speaker 1: because she was saying, it's going to be my partner's 726 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,120 Speaker 1: first Father's Day coming up. Congratulations, congratulations, and there's going 727 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,799 Speaker 1: to be a lot of firsts for all dads, but 728 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,640 Speaker 1: this one's the most important one, I believe. Putting that 729 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:50,399 Speaker 1: on teacher too, she has asked what she should get 730 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:53,680 Speaker 1: this young father for Father's Day other than. 731 00:34:56,160 --> 00:35:01,719 Speaker 2: No other than a first light for US four thousand. 732 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,839 Speaker 1: We're actually giving one away. It's slightly used. 733 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,160 Speaker 2: It would be a great sponsor for the podcast. 734 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's the actual rant flashlight? If you're watching, 735 00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:16,839 Speaker 1: I'll take one question is first Father's Day? What do 736 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,200 Speaker 1: you get? Well, what do you get? Any data? On 737 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,719 Speaker 1: a Father's Day. But I think the first one is 738 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,880 Speaker 1: very important because it's the first time you get to 739 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,880 Speaker 1: celebrate that. 740 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,200 Speaker 2: You have been there impregnated. 741 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,480 Speaker 1: Someone that you're not a vagin. Yeah. 742 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 2: We get this question a lot. I often see this 743 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,680 Speaker 2: question floating around the Facebook group, even on Life on 744 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 2: Cut Terrible podcast Dreadful? 745 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,839 Speaker 1: Is that about circumcision? 746 00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:41,879 Speaker 2: Very good? Very good? 747 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,000 Speaker 1: But actually, can I credit Laura for that joke? It's 748 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,360 Speaker 1: really quick? Yeah, thank you. 749 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,799 Speaker 2: Very hard to buy for men, I believe, especially when 750 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,440 Speaker 2: you're an adult, buying for actually buying for any adult 751 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,279 Speaker 2: is hard because when you're of a certain age you 752 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,520 Speaker 2: need something, you just buy it a toy. 753 00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,239 Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, there's I don't know if you're saw this 754 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,600 Speaker 1: video getting around the internet. That was a classic man 755 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,239 Speaker 1: responses you don't need to get me in anything like that, 756 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,520 Speaker 1: but you really are, like, she better. 757 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 2: Get But there is one gift, one gift only actually, 758 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,560 Speaker 2: which I believe to be the only gift that will 759 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,200 Speaker 2: make any dad happy. 760 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,080 Speaker 1: Let me see if I guess I keep sect to 761 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,560 Speaker 1: me close. 762 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,440 Speaker 2: That is number two three, after the flesh gotta get 763 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,560 Speaker 2: this fleshlight, after the table. This is my father was 764 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,879 Speaker 2: going to walk down I'm going to podcast. Is this. 765 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,759 Speaker 1: Put it under his shirt and back upstairs. It's a 766 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,200 Speaker 1: bit smaller. 767 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:40,279 Speaker 2: My mouth water. 768 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 3: No. 769 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,759 Speaker 2: Sorry, there is one gift ash and it just so happens. 770 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,719 Speaker 2: And I don't want to sound like I'm being too 771 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:52,040 Speaker 2: biased here, but this gift was created by you and me. 772 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,200 Speaker 2: It was it is. 773 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,840 Speaker 1: It is a book. It's a book Two Doting Dads 774 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,960 Speaker 1: and the Quest for Free Time. 775 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,520 Speaker 2: I mean, and was that question anonymous? Or did I 776 00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,480 Speaker 2: write that in myself? 777 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,959 Speaker 1: Will let her know? Well, you fooled me. You wrote 778 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,080 Speaker 1: it like fifty five times. It's like ask this one, 779 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,600 Speaker 1: this one. And as this episode is live now, so 780 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,400 Speaker 1: is the book? 781 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,680 Speaker 2: Yeah? So it came out yesterday, Yeah, correct, Tuesday, the 782 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,160 Speaker 2: book was available now you can we're saying pre order 783 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,520 Speaker 2: before now you can get it. You can touch it, 784 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,040 Speaker 2: you can sniff it, you can lick it, whatever you 785 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 2: want with the book. You can't read it as well, 786 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:31,680 Speaker 2: if that's what. 787 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,839 Speaker 1: I tried to read it to Oscar Macy and because 788 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,920 Speaker 1: they're in it, they're like how did that happen? 789 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,160 Speaker 2: There? 790 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,680 Speaker 1: Before I get to the like, they're just like why 791 00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,280 Speaker 1: are you doing this? Why am I doing that? Before 792 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,480 Speaker 1: it's like getting to the actual story. You didn't get 793 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,799 Speaker 1: hated it. No, it's a great fun read. It's not 794 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 1: just for the kids. There's hopefully some relatability in there. 795 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,719 Speaker 2: But also it's about two dads. We're trying to catch 796 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,759 Speaker 2: up for a drink, reminiscing about the times before they 797 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:58,480 Speaker 2: were parents. 798 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,480 Speaker 1: Free time, and I think, honestly, I really think that 799 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 1: both parents, any parent deserves some free time. 800 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,719 Speaker 2: It's the most important part. Absolutely need time to yourself, 801 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,200 Speaker 2: to recharge from the little creatures that suck the life 802 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:11,920 Speaker 2: right out of you. 803 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,560 Speaker 1: Well said, provide you. 804 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,200 Speaker 2: With moments of joy, but majority of the time make 805 00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 2: life help. 806 00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,640 Speaker 1: But then, as we all know, when you're trying to 807 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,120 Speaker 1: get some free time, they fucking get sick or some shah. 808 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:28,240 Speaker 2: There's always some disaster something. It's a never ending situation 809 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,200 Speaker 2: of putting out fires. 810 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,319 Speaker 1: And it has quite the twist ending that you want. 811 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,759 Speaker 2: Yes, oh, should we give it away? 812 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,160 Speaker 1: No, we'll put. 813 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,839 Speaker 2: A link in the show notes. But we would love 814 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:42,400 Speaker 2: for you guys to get behind the very first book 815 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,319 Speaker 2: that Ash and I have ever written. Hopefully it's the 816 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,439 Speaker 2: first of many. Yes, we have to sell I don't 817 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,520 Speaker 2: know how many we've sold. 818 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,040 Speaker 1: One million. No, I don't know. I think we've sold 819 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,120 Speaker 1: one hundred, but we bought them all. 820 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,640 Speaker 2: But it looks I'm so I'm so proud, and oh 821 00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,719 Speaker 2: as am I and Ash and I. In addition to 822 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,160 Speaker 2: having like sow hips or knees, sore feet, blisters, we 823 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,120 Speaker 2: also have sow wrists. Not because we jack each other. 824 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:13,520 Speaker 1: Off beat me to it. Sorry, you beat me to it. 825 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,400 Speaker 1: So we don't need to do that anymore. 826 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,960 Speaker 2: Because we were at the warehouse this morning and we 827 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,160 Speaker 2: signed a number of coffee coffees. 828 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,160 Speaker 1: Okay, let's get through this and get over. 829 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,560 Speaker 2: We had a number of copies that went out and 830 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,919 Speaker 2: as I was signing like the fiftieth book, I was like, 831 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,080 Speaker 2: this a hurts a lot and it's not good for 832 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,239 Speaker 2: my RSI. But also, b it's really cool. It's great, 833 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,879 Speaker 2: it's great. It's it's we've been talking about this book 834 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,560 Speaker 2: for a long time. It's it's taken forever to like 835 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 2: writing a book, even though it's only about ten pages. Oh, 836 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,120 Speaker 2: there's a lot of bloody. 837 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,680 Speaker 1: Wasn't writing a book it's like three hundred pages. Wouldn't 838 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,120 Speaker 1: it takes you thirty years? 839 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,000 Speaker 2: I'd never do it. 840 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,000 Speaker 1: And also we got like four words on every page, 841 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,360 Speaker 1: and it's like, I don't have people do it. It 842 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,000 Speaker 1: makes it harder, but we it still makes us author. 843 00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:04,000 Speaker 1: We now published authors. We are, yes, so can't wait 844 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,799 Speaker 1: to change my link all the real authors out there. 845 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,640 Speaker 1: Get out of here. 846 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,719 Speaker 2: You don't belong here, well I do, but yeah it's 847 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,000 Speaker 2: available now. And for those of you who have bought 848 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,440 Speaker 2: the book, we hope you enjoy it. 849 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:18,319 Speaker 1: Yes we do. On that note, Matt, yes, let's go. 850 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,319 Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. 851 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 2: If you've enjoyed this episode, we would love it if 852 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,080 Speaker 2: you would give us a review, subscribe a number of 853 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,799 Speaker 2: stars either on Apple Podcasts or on Spotify. And as 854 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,080 Speaker 2: Ash mentioned before, we had the Facebook group which has 855 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,160 Speaker 2: ballooned out to two thousand members. Bursting at the seems. 856 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,400 Speaker 1: Surely that's two thousand book sales. 857 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,480 Speaker 2: We're yeah, I mean, I hope. So we're going to 858 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,440 Speaker 2: start getting more strict on the Facebook group, soon to 859 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:46,239 Speaker 2: be as strict as immigration in the USA. So if 860 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:51,280 Speaker 2: you want to get in, now's the time. And Leavy review, 861 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,799 Speaker 2: I've already said that. I already said that. Yeah, yeah, 862 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,359 Speaker 2: I'm tired, and so I know you are. Let's get 863 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,880 Speaker 2: out of here. You need to enjoy your Birthday gift 864 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:07,839 Speaker 2: and We'll see you guys and next Wednesday Seem Bye. 865 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,160 Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 866 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,840 Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community. 867 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,640 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 868 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,760 Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander 869 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,439 Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.