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Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to the Palette Cleanser. It's me

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Speaker 1: Ad Simone, your host, and welcome. Now are you going

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Speaker 1: what's a palette cleanser, babes? I don't know either, to

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Speaker 1: be honest, but what we wanted to do this season

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Speaker 1: was mix things up a little bit and get to

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Speaker 1: know the audience a little bit more. We've had so

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Speaker 1: much fun over the first three seasons of Concealed, highlighting

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Speaker 1: and platforming all these crazy, kooky, everyday Aussies, but what

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Speaker 1: we've discovered is I don't get to know you guys

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Speaker 1: as much as i'd like to as well, nor do

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Speaker 1: you get to know much more about me. So what

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Speaker 1: we wanted to do this season is break up the

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Speaker 1: Concealed timeline every second week with a palette cleanser.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to.

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Speaker 1: Cleanse your timeline, and we're also cleansing my face because

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Speaker 1: I I'm doing these ones out of drag and that

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Speaker 1: to some people may seem like I'm a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a lazy bitch, but it actually is a bit

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Speaker 1: confronting for me. I've been hiding behind the makeup and

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Speaker 1: the wigs and the lashes for the last three seasons,

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Speaker 1: and this time, I'm going to be here just as

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Speaker 1: me little lots of mine without a wig. So it's

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Speaker 1: going to be an interesting experience. And what I'm hoping, though,

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Speaker 1: is really struggled the first three seasons to let you

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Speaker 1: into my life as much as I would have liked to,

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Speaker 1: because the most exciting and fun thing about Concealed is

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Speaker 1: that I don't know who's in the room, and that

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Speaker 1: correates these really fun scenarios. But sometimes I do want

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Speaker 1: to know who's in the room, and I do want

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Speaker 1: to bring some people into the studio to introduce to

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Speaker 1: everyone that listens at home. So by bringing these palette cleanses,

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Speaker 1: we can introduce new characters and do new interviews, and

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Speaker 1: I can tell you a bit more about my life

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Speaker 1: and when I'm going on, and also react a bit

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Speaker 1: more in real time to stuff that's going on in

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Speaker 1: the world and give you my thoughts, opinions, and et cetera,

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Speaker 1: because exactly what the world needs is another drag queen

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Speaker 1: talking to microphone giving her your opinions, and I thank

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Speaker 1: you for listening to that, because I think that's quite special.

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Speaker 1: So we're going to have lots of fun segments, interviews,

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Speaker 1: exciting bits and pieces sprinkled throughout all the concealed episodes

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Speaker 1: that you know and love.

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Speaker 2: They're not going anywhere.

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Speaker 1: You're just getting more content, so basically, more bang for

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Speaker 1: your buck, even though you probably don't even pay for

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Speaker 1: this because this is free. So look at me. I'm

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Speaker 1: just Mother Teresa. I'm the Mother Teresa of Drag, formerly

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Speaker 1: the Ricky Lee of Drag. I'm now the Mother Teresa

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Speaker 1: of Drag, and I'm very proud of myself for that.

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Speaker 1: But it's been like a year since we've been here,

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Speaker 1: so I felt like a good place to open before

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Speaker 1: we get into our wonderful Parlotte Cleanser episode. We're just

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Speaker 1: to be you a little recap on what I've been

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Speaker 1: up to in the last twelve months. And I was

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Speaker 1: flicking through my Instagram account because that.

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Speaker 2: Is my diary. I don't know about you, but what I.

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Speaker 1: Do is if I want to find out where I

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Speaker 1: was and what I've been up to, I flick through

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Speaker 1: my Instagram, and apparently I've been up to a lot

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Speaker 1: of things.

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Speaker 2: Let me just pull up.

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Speaker 1: I actually made some notes because my brain is so

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Speaker 1: damaged from hairspray and all of the strained smells. I've

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Speaker 1: ingested over the years. Does everyone put everything on notes

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Speaker 1: apps like I do? Here we go. I released a

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Speaker 1: book called Drag Queens down Under, spotlighting thirty different drag

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Speaker 1: Drag Race and beyond. That came out last October, which

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Speaker 1: has been very fun seeing it in stores across the nation,

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Speaker 1: and it's been so wonderful to meet a lot of

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Speaker 1: you people who have loved the book and are celebrating

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Speaker 1: it and spreading it around. It's in bloody of Big

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Speaker 1: w and it still is so that either means they're

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Speaker 1: restocking or it's not moving. But either way, I'm excited

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Speaker 1: I've also been touring the nation with a little show

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Speaker 1: tell you, everyone loves the crime scene cleaner. Apparently you dirty, dirty,

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Speaker 1: dirty people. But that's been a real joy. I've We've

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Speaker 1: done one hundred and six shows, one hundred and five

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Speaker 1: six shows. Now we're about to go to Edinburgh later

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Speaker 1: in the year and then will be touring the country again.

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Speaker 1: In twenty twenty six, Crazy I was on Spicks and

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Speaker 2: I went to London for drag Con. That was really fun. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I also had my world famous costume that I wore

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Speaker 1: So art on art on art look. I could go

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Speaker 1: another drag wound, another tonail gone due to the perils

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Speaker 1: of my career, and I hear going, how do you

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Speaker 1: I don't know the physics behind it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I've pissed off one of our previous Concealed guests.

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Speaker 1: I have never had any access to any of the

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Speaker 1: And so please make sure you've go and follow us

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Speaker 1: that is concealed. But that's from me to you. What

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Speaker 1: have you been up to? No, I actually can't hear.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you realized that this is actually podcast.

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Speaker 1: But if that made you feel better, that's what I'm

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Speaker 1: here for. That's what it's sort of palate cleansercive for. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's get into the episode. My name's a Simone. You're fabulous.

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Speaker 1: Let's do a palate cleanser. I think I know you

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Speaker 1: all very well that I can come clean on something,

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Speaker 2: Is I hate La Boo booths. I hate them.

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Speaker 1: I hate them, and I know it's a very strong word,

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Speaker 1: but you love collectibles, you love collecting things. I formally

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Speaker 1: not even saying it's a waste because of the financial aspect.

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Speaker 1: of the beautiful Laboo boos. They're now hanging on all

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Speaker 1: What I don't agree with it give them to the children,

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Speaker 1: my interest in dollies, it's a bit hypocritical to see

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Speaker 1: for liking things that are collectible and dolly like, But

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Speaker 1: don't like this anymore. I liked being a little bit unique,

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Speaker 1: a little bit individual, a little bit you know, out

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Speaker 1: of the box. I am all for a PopMart, I'm

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Speaker 1: all for a mist three blind box, I'm all for

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Speaker 2: And there used to be a.

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Speaker 1: gross tbh. The thing is, if you like laboo boos,

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Speaker 1: People just want to They're missing out on the fun

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Speaker 4: Genuine state of the art stoneware ceramics, any shape, any color,

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Speaker 1: What is this stoneware cook where there's a lot going

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Speaker 1: Are you feeling fresh? Are you feeling cleansed? Are you

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Speaker 1: I sure am, and I can't wait to keep bringing

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Speaker 1: we meet a guy called Matt who's apparently lived a

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Speaker 1: I don't know who that is, so I can't wait

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