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Speaker 1: How old is Louis now? I see about seven? I think, yeah.

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Speaker 1: But in the past Louis has been girning, pulling his

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Speaker 1: People are watching you here, don't gurn and what they

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Speaker 1: We all know what it's like to be a parent

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Speaker 1: That you see someone looks unusual you think, oh my.

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Speaker 3: God, he's fat. People terrible from other lands.

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Speaker 1: I've had to get anxious when you're there.

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Speaker 4: One day we had the trifecta. I just had to

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Speaker 1: Was it Dominic?

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Speaker 4: You know, you just accept that you would say something

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrifying. Heard, Yeah, of course it's terrifying.

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Speaker 3: Who is this kid?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what you said?

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Speaker 3: It's a lost kid. There's awful over someone lost their kid.

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Speaker 1: The tribal drama is going to beat for this. He's

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Speaker 1: What has it been?

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Speaker 5: My daughter, she was about three or four, Madison. We

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Speaker 4: What time your smoke breaks?

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Speaker 2: Growing up? I had this lovely neighbor around the corner

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Speaker 3: And was he a dwarf?

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Speaker 7: Well, good morning, James and Amanda. Many years ago, I

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Speaker 7: And this went on and I'm trying to, you know,

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Speaker 7: So the whole time it was whispering loud about wishes

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Speaker 1: How exhausting. I used to pinch my kids on the

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Speaker 1: pinching me? Oh, Mary Anne, that's tough. Just an ice cream? Belinda, Hello, Belinda,

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Speaker 1: what did you hide up to?

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Speaker 7: Well, when my child's about six, we had the plumbers

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Speaker 7: and he had two of his off siders there with him.

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Speaker 5: When we're saying good bye, my six year old run

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Speaker 5: out to tell them all that I had a hairy vagina.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 7: And I hope you listening to this with he's twenty two.

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Speaker 1: Now, Oh, what.

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Speaker 4: Smallttan what why why?

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Speaker 1: Well, at that age that they just builded information and

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Speaker 1: the plumbers had probably pulled all that hair just out

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Speaker 3: Oh can you make it a job lot. This has

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Speaker 1: Kate Middleton should feel a lot better about her situation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's all. Just breathe, that's all just breathe.

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