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<v Speaker 1>at Chemist Warehouse. Hello, good morning, Mikey. Amy Girard for

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<v Speaker 1>Chemist Warehouse. How you doing, Amy? What's going on, man?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually a little bit tired today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you'll be all right. Part of the job.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thanks for the emotional support.

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<v Speaker 3>No, my husband got home last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he'd been in Italy still?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I left him about a week and a

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<v Speaker 3>half ago and then he was there for his work trip.

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<v Speaker 3>So he stayed for a while, got home last night, 7.30.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids were so excited to see him. Do you remember

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<v Speaker 3>like your parents or your mum or your dad going

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<v Speaker 3>away and... they would come home and you'd get so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or Dad used to bring like little trinkets, some crap,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what he literally did.

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<v Speaker 1>Snow globes or something.

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<v Speaker 3>He bought Charlie the toiletry kit from the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like, did you buy this, Dad? And

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, babe. No, you didn't. No, you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was from the hotel bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>That's about just a last minute quick, my daughter will

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. But no, that was exciting. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>was obviously, because I'm doing breakfast now, so I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to go to bed early.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And he said he only had like four or five

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<v Speaker 3>hours awake time on the last leg of the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, there's no point in you coming

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<v Speaker 2>to bed with me. But of course he did.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine why?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine why? The guy hasn't seen me for

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<v Speaker 2>a week and a half. He was like.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get it on.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, please, babe, I've missed you. I've missed

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<v Speaker 2>you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it was nice because he was obviously, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give him a quickie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I did. And you know what he said to

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<v Speaker 2>me afterwards?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 2>He tapped me on the shoulder. He gave me like

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<v Speaker 2>a pat on the back and he goes, thanks for

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<v Speaker 2>being a good sport.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what marriage is like?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's marriage.

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<v Speaker 1>Of 10 years. Hey, at least you know he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get it on with some Italian girl over there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>of course he wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He loves me.

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<v Speaker 8>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you said they were all, like, gorgeous and you

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<v Speaker 1>left him there for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very good looking, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But he was also over there with, like, 60 clients.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's always time. No, unless he did... And this

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<v Speaker 1>is his way, like, guilty of trying to prove that

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what? What I know won't hurt me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just lead with that. Otherwise, I will go home

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<v Speaker 3>and saw off his penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Nat's back. You're all good. We know you're... You

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<v Speaker 1>were unwell and a little freaked out with the pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I was like vomiting and doing it out the

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<v Speaker 9>other end for a solid 24 hours, which dehydration is

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<v Speaker 9>really dangerous when you're pregnant. So I just was being

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<v Speaker 9>overly cautious and went to the hospital. They gave me

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<v Speaker 9>some fluids and things, but I am back to normal.

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<v Speaker 9>It was like a 24-hour thing. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 9>it was, but whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, lucky you got checked out.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, but I'm really tired today because....

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<v Speaker 1>This is part of the job. No, yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>Mine's for different reasons. I didn't get a rogering last night.

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<v Speaker 2>A rogering.

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<v Speaker 9>So I wake up every hour to go to the

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<v Speaker 9>bathroom to weep. Again, pregnancy thing. But there is this

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<v Speaker 9>bird outside my window. It's like I'm living in an

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<v Speaker 9>aviary because there's this bird outside my window that makes

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<v Speaker 9>a noise all all night long. And because I woke

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<v Speaker 9>up from needing to wee, I then couldn't get back

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<v Speaker 9>to sleep on account of this annoying bird that I

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<v Speaker 9>want to kill.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't, though. Yeah, wildlife.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I won't kill wildlife if I would do that.

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<v Speaker 10>But I've recorded some. I don't know what type.

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<v Speaker 2>Of bird it is.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't know how to get rid of it, but

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<v Speaker 10>it's killing my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's have a listen to the bird that is killing

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<v Speaker 1>her life.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like catcalling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Adelie!

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<v Speaker 10>All night. And that frequent. All night.

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<v Speaker 1>All night? Yes. Because I know there's sun. It must

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<v Speaker 1>be nocturnal.

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<v Speaker 10>Is it a bath?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thought it would be more when the sun

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<v Speaker 2>starts to rise, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it started, as I was driving in this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>I said to my girlfriend, it's starting to get light

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<v Speaker 1>earlier because it'll be daylight saving in a month.

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<v Speaker 9>When I say all night, we wake up early. So

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<v Speaker 9>my early morning maybe, but I was just up listening

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<v Speaker 9>to that and it's a form of torture.

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<v Speaker 1>Should it be from like 3am maybe?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got one of them out the front of my

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<v Speaker 3>window as well, and he turns up when it starts

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<v Speaker 3>getting warmer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a coel or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And they drive me insane. I've gone out one morning

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<v Speaker 2>and just yelled at it, gone, go away!

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<v Speaker 4>Is it annoying?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a work on me? Did that work?

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<v Speaker 9>No, but it's as annoying as, you know, when you've

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<v Speaker 9>been up all night from drinking and you hear the bird? Like,

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<v Speaker 9>that is the anxiety I'm feeling every single morning hearing

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<v Speaker 9>that bird.

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<v Speaker 1>If you know what bird it is, 131065, hey, Sean's

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<v Speaker 1>here and our kids are dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>Well....

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<v Speaker 2>You know, kind of.

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<v Speaker 11>Aussie students have recorded their worst maths and reading results

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<v Speaker 11>in a major international test. They do this test every

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<v Speaker 11>three years, and it's only.

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<v Speaker 1>15-year-olds that do it. Right.

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<v Speaker 11>But every year since the year 2000, every three years

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<v Speaker 11>since 2000, we keep dropping down, except for in science.

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<v Speaker 11>We've gone up, but reading and maths, we're dropping.

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<v Speaker 1>Reading and maths.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good and bad then, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon it's got to do with AI?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're chat GPTing. But you'd chat GPT the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, or is it because of social media?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I noticed, like, I'm probably a bit of a

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<v Speaker 3>nerd growing up as a kid, but I used to

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<v Speaker 3>read every single night. And I always thought, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>as my kids get older, you know, do you want

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<v Speaker 3>the Goosebumps books?

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie, do you want the babysitter books?

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<v Speaker 1>How good was Goosebumps?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, they don't want to read. They have absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>no interest.

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<v Speaker 1>Do your kids not read at all?

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<v Speaker 3>They can read, but they don't. They're not the kids

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<v Speaker 3>that go to bed and read.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Whereas that's all I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd stay up some nights till like 9.30, 10pm reading

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<v Speaker 3>my books.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe that's what it is. But like, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>not good, eh? It's not good.

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<v Speaker 11>But I do want to say that we are much higher.

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<v Speaker 11>There was 91 countries that took part in this thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and we're in what, 10th?

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<v Speaker 11>And we're 10th in science and reading, 16th in maths.

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<v Speaker 1>We're pretty good then. Not terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>But there was another report as well.

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<v Speaker 11>They reckon that Aussie classrooms are some of the noisiest,

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<v Speaker 11>most disruptive of everything. anywhere in the developed world. So

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<v Speaker 11>high rates of bullying and skipping school.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's really sad about the bullying. I can imagine

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<v Speaker 3>you skipped a lot of school.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, and I was so disruptive. Like, this job's

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<v Speaker 1>perfect for me, right? Every teacher was like, you little smartass. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>now I get paid to do it, you piece of shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>But my favourite was throwing the duster at the fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing beats that. Nothing is funnier than that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they even have a duster? I don't reckon there's

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<v Speaker 3>a blackboard anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to just go into a classroom again and

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<v Speaker 1>recreate it or just get me a duster and a fan.

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<v Speaker 9>Did you ever throw wet toilet paper at the ceiling?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's great too.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on a second. My kids do that in primary school.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had that many calls from the principal and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, come on, it's a rite of passage.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing will never die.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, on the show today, I'm going to love

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<v Speaker 1>this world-famous etiquette coach. You know that William Hanson?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Very posh and prim and proper.

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<v Speaker 2>Even the way he talks is hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, he's going to judge you and see how

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<v Speaker 1>ladylike you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he should judge you as well.

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<v Speaker 1>And see how ladylike I am. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd probably be more ladylike than me.

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<v Speaker 1>And now your chance to go and see Bruno Mars.

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<v Speaker 1>These tickets are red hot. 131065. You've got to be

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<v Speaker 1>a tradie or a lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Kate.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 12>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you off to work?

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<v Speaker 13>No, not today. Day off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 13>But I woke up early.

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<v Speaker 2>You woke up early to play tradie versus lady, right?

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<v Speaker 13>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go.

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<v Speaker 13>I've been hanging out.

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<v Speaker 2>And so you work at Bunnings? Oh, my gosh. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like that's every tradie's playground, right?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it is.

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<v Speaker 13>They love to spend money at Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the equivalent to a Target for women or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Kmart.

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<v Speaker 2>Kmart or Target. You go in for one thing, you

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<v Speaker 2>leave with like 45, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is Target still around?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 13>All of everything.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're in a relationship. You've got five children.

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<v Speaker 14>Ooh.

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<v Speaker 13>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>You drive a minibus?

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<v Speaker 10>No, you've got a Kia Carnival.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, I've got a Kia Carnival.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is basically the same thing.

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<v Speaker 12>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And tell me about this picture of you that ended

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<v Speaker 2>up on the Herald Sun. You were riding a Pee

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<v Speaker 2>Wee 50?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 13>So I didn't know what was going on on the day,

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<v Speaker 13>but we lived back onto like parkland. So I took

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<v Speaker 13>the bike out to warm it up to come get

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<v Speaker 13>the kids and And yeah, took them for a ride, everything.

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<v Speaker 13>The next morning, my auntie calls and said, why are

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<v Speaker 13>you on the front page of the Herald Sun dubbed

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<v Speaker 13>as neighbor from hell? So my neighbors used to do

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<v Speaker 13>lots of burnouts and get into trouble. And obviously, you

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<v Speaker 13>don't know that the Herald Sun or You know, the

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<v Speaker 13>media were out there in an unmarked car. And they

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<v Speaker 13>got me on the front page of the Herald Sun

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<v Speaker 13>and dubbed me.

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<v Speaker 1>So they thought it was you, but it was your neighbors.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 12>It was shocking.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I feel like you're not allowed to print a

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<v Speaker 3>photo of somebody without their consent these days, right?

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<v Speaker 1>If they're in public, you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, if they're in public?

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<v Speaker 12>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a lot of people get confused by that. And

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<v Speaker 1>our journo here, Sean, will let you know. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you're in public, you can be filmed, photographed, anything. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's rules around minors.

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<v Speaker 11>Rules around children.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But apart from that.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, if you're out in the public, it's free-for-all.

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<v Speaker 1>And you'll always see these dodgy guys. The media is

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<v Speaker 1>out the front. They're like, get off my property. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not on your property. We're standing on public property. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the footpath. We can do whatever we want. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>why you got done, even though you're not a neighbour

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<v Speaker 1>from hell. Poor Kate.

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<v Speaker 2>You weren't even doing the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 10>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Weighing in at 90 kgs, it's Cover Girl Kate.

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<v Speaker 12>Yay!

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's meet our tradie, Julian. You're a concreter.

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing, man? Hey, Julian.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, mate. Hey, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good. All right, now you've got a Subaru BRZ.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had one of them before, the old little sports car.

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<v Speaker 1>Toyota also make one. which is the Toyota. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>Toyota version, mate?

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<v Speaker 12>The 86.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the Subaru's the superior one, right?

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<v Speaker 7>Of course.

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<v Speaker 12>Of course, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, remember, Sean will remember this. Back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>Toyota used to get the Holden Commodore and just put

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<v Speaker 1>a different badge on it. Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 11>Oh, no, I don't think I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 13>No.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd see people and you're like, that's not a real...

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<v Speaker 1>Toyota Commodore. Yeah, if anyone knows what it was called, 131065. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been in a relationship three and a half years.

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<v Speaker 1>No kids. You're young, though, aren't you, mate?

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<v Speaker 2>He's only 19.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, don't want kids yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Hey, tell us about when you woke up with

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<v Speaker 1>pain in your abdomen. I always find that word hard. Abdomen.

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<v Speaker 2>Abdomen.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 12>Look, mate, well, one day... I just woke up. I

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<v Speaker 12>had a party at probably 9 o'clock in the afternoon,

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<v Speaker 12>and I woke up, and I just noticed that one

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<v Speaker 12>of my testicles was higher than the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've heard about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it suck itself in or something?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, man, it was like, you know how they usually

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<v Speaker 12>hang low? One was hanging low, one was hanging high, right?

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<v Speaker 12>I'll just say that. So it didn't look good, and

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<v Speaker 12>I was.

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<v Speaker 11>I was like, oh, it is what it is, whatever.

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<v Speaker 12>Just pushed it down.

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<v Speaker 1>It hurt real bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 12>And it was still raised.

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<v Speaker 8>I was like, oh, whatever.

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<v Speaker 12>Nothing's ruining my day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>So, mate, I got dressed, right? I had things to do.

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<v Speaker 12>I had people to see, right? Places to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Busy man.

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<v Speaker 12>So, yeah, well, went to a friend's place and they're

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<v Speaker 12>all telling me, go to the doctors, go to the doctors.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm like, nah, I'm fine. Go to my sister's house and...

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<v Speaker 12>I eventually almost black out because the pain was that bad. Oh,

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<v Speaker 12>my gosh. And so my mum is like, all right,

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<v Speaker 12>you know what? We're going to hospital.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm like, oh, all right.

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<v Speaker 12>So the lady at the front desk, it's the emergency room,

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<v Speaker 12>and she doesn't look like she wants to be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 12>So all the people are there. There's two people in

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<v Speaker 12>front of me. She's like to the people, what are

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<v Speaker 12>your symptoms? One person said, yeah, look, I've got a cough.

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<v Speaker 12>She goes, all right, all right, wait in the waiting room.

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<v Speaker 12>Just wave them through. The lady in front of me,

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<v Speaker 12>what's your symptoms? Yeah, I'm feeling nauseous. Yep, wait in

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<v Speaker 12>the waiting room. That's all she's saying. And she gets

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<v Speaker 12>to me. She goes, yep, what are your symptoms? And

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<v Speaker 12>I said, well, look, I'm just having some testicle pain.

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<v Speaker 12>And she goes, is it raised? I said, yeah. She

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<v Speaker 12>looks up at me. It's the first person she's looked

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<v Speaker 12>at face-to-face. She goes, is it red? I said, quickly,

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<v Speaker 12>I look, I go, yeah. She puts her clipboard down.

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<v Speaker 12>She goes, does the abdomen hurt? I said, yeah. She goes,

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<v Speaker 12>oh my, she mouths the word, oh my God. She just,

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<v Speaker 12>over the loudspeaker, we're going to need the surgery team

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<v Speaker 12>to the emergency room stat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that story went forever, but... Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to know if Julian lost his testy. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you lose it?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, in the span of five minutes, I had about

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<v Speaker 12>four surgeons feeling me up and they go, you might

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<v Speaker 12>lose it. And I started crying and... I woke up,

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<v Speaker 12>I was high off my head, and I go, the

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<v Speaker 12>first thing I apparently said was, did you save the nut?

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<v Speaker 12>And they said, we managed to save your nut.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, there we go. That's so good. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Weighing in at 72 kilos, it's twisted testicle Julian with.

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<v Speaker 2>A long-ass story.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, well, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Julian, I'm going to do you first. You

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<v Speaker 2>and your two nuts.

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<v Speaker 12>All right.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. It just sounded off. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>do you first. You and your two nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Two nuts.

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<v Speaker 7>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Question number one. Where on the body would you apply

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<v Speaker 2>hydro jelly?

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<v Speaker 12>The belly.

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<v Speaker 1>The womb. The belly, yeah. The womb.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 2>So, no, no, no. You put it on the face.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? Some girly crap that doesn't do anything?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a peel-off jelly skincare treatment made of algae.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice and hydrating.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you've just got all these treatments, you chicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's so many.

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<v Speaker 1>And I bet most of it does nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they all do something. Of course they do. But

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<v Speaker 2>the problem is I only have one face.

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<v Speaker 3>Ha!

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<v Speaker 2>I need more faces to use all the treatments. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>question number two.

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<v Speaker 3>Which tampon brand is known for their tampons being individually

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<v Speaker 3>wrapped in bright colours?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 6>Patamax.

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<v Speaker 8>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Patamax.

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<v Speaker 12>I've got no clue. I've got no clue. I know

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<v Speaker 12>the one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's You by Kotex.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, why would you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's had a girlfriend for three and a half years.

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<v Speaker 2>She'd be on her period.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, she keeps them in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I keep mine in the car too.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you keep them in the car?

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<v Speaker 2>You keep them everywhere. In the car, in the handbag,

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<v Speaker 2>in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, yeah, but it's not only kept in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, not only. They're everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Righty-o.

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<v Speaker 12>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>In knitting, what does it mean to cast off?

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<v Speaker 12>To cut off, to stop, to cut off the bloody

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<v Speaker 12>bowl of yarn, whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, God. I don't know. Make a call out there, producers.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, to cast off is to cut off.

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<v Speaker 9>Technically it's like to end it, but it's like it's

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<v Speaker 9>securing the final row of stitches. So it's not just

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<v Speaker 9>like cutting the wool, like you have to secure it in,

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<v Speaker 9>but give it to him.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. 20-minute story.

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<v Speaker 10>He put in so much effort this morning.

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<v Speaker 15>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, right? You got one, mate. Okay, Kate, good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready to go?

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<v Speaker 2>Is Kate still there?

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<v Speaker 13>I'm ready, but I'm nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll be fine, darling.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you've got this.

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<v Speaker 1>How many lines or channels, you could call them, are

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<v Speaker 1>on a standard basketball?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 12>Six.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're close.

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<v Speaker 13>Four.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had to think about that. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't really count.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have thought more than four.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, four according to the piece of paper in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. To you, how many is on that

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<v Speaker 1>netball you play?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, that's like hexagons all around.

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<v Speaker 1>So how many lines?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sixty? No idea.

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<v Speaker 14>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>In construction, what is topping out? What does it mean

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<v Speaker 1>when you top out?

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, um, when the last, is it the last piece

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<v Speaker 13>of the structure placed at the highest point of the building?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No more Google.

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<v Speaker 14>No Googling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the phone.

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<v Speaker 10>That was exactly what Google says.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? No, it's on to you. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm no Googling.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she says she's not.

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<v Speaker 10>I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the lie detector on this channel?

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<v Speaker 10>No.

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<v Speaker 13>I'll just turn it on.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go. Now it's on. We'll be able to

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<v Speaker 1>see whether you're lying or not.

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<v Speaker 13>You lied.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, in golf, which club is mostly used on the green?

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called?

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<v Speaker 15>Is it the putter?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we can't prove whether you Googled or not,

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<v Speaker 1>but you got it.

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<v Speaker 5>Well done.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, it's you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the winner.

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<v Speaker 12>Woo.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, woo-hoo.

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<v Speaker 13>Yay.

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<v Speaker 1>Double pass to see Bruno Mars bringing his romantic tour

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<v Speaker 1>to Australia in February and March 27th.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>Bruno Mars brings a romantic tour to Australia. Our special guest,

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler Anderson-Pack, as DJ Pee-wee. Do I have to say

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<v Speaker 1>that every time?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, he's got different projects. So he has Silk Sonic.

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<v Speaker 10>This one's DJ Pee-wee.

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<v Speaker 1>Got you.

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<v Speaker 2>DJ Pee-wee.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, head to livenation.com.au for tickets and info. These tickets

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<v Speaker 1>are red hot. You got them, Kate. Well done, doll.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, Kate.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>So apparently we're all showering for way too long.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know how long you shower for,

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<v Speaker 3>but I love spending time in the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Cleaning my body.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What answer were you looking for there?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your head out of the gutter.

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<v Speaker 3>So researchers from the University of Surrey have worked out

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<v Speaker 3>that you can fully cleanse yourself in the shower in

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<v Speaker 3>only three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Everything can be done in under three.

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<v Speaker 3>But most people spend over five times that amount in there.

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<v Speaker 3>So these researchers from Surrey said that you can add

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<v Speaker 3>an extra two minutes for hair washing or three if

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<v Speaker 3>you use conditioner.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who these people are, but maybe don't

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<v Speaker 3>tell me how long I can spend in my shower.

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<v Speaker 5>How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a study. How about that? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The average shower apparently lasts 16 minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, too long. Way too long. Yeah, 16 minutes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so what are you saying? They're saying we can do

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<v Speaker 1>it in three.

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<v Speaker 2>They're saying that you should be able to fully clean

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<v Speaker 2>yourself in three minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon I'd do about that as a bloke. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>go in there, yeah, quickly wash. I get bored. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you're doing in there for 16 minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>I will agree to the three-minute rule when it applies to– like,

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<v Speaker 3>I apply that rule to my kids. I don't let

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<v Speaker 3>them have showers together anymore. So I, like, march them in.

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<v Speaker 2>Three minutes. Get your soap. Wash your privates. Under your armpits.

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<v Speaker 2>Your feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Blah, blah, blah.

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<v Speaker 5>Out.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, it's like a revolving belt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wouldn't need, as a bloke, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I get, like, bored in there.

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<v Speaker 2>You get bored.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I reckon three, four, I'm going to time myself

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<v Speaker 1>the Savo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Three or four minutes. How long do you think you're

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<v Speaker 1>in there for really?

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm having an everything shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I've heard about these. What is that? I'm washing everything.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, no.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't, well, for me, I don't wash my hair.

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<v Speaker 2>I only wash my hair like once a week.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, gross.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I do wash it, I have to do

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<v Speaker 2>two shampoos.

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<v Speaker 8>Two?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you always have to do two shampoos. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>usually popping a treatment in.

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<v Speaker 3>So while the treatment's in for like five to ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll brush my teeth, shave my legs, armpits, do a

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<v Speaker 3>body scrub.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the everything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an everything shower.

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<v Speaker 1>And you'll be there for?

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<v Speaker 2>30 minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>That long?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not 30, maybe 20, maybe 30.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not get bored?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>I love an everything shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you listening to music or is anything going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I listen to music, yeah. But I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Just in your own world.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How long would you do, Sean? Do you agree with me?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon I could do three minutes. We've probably been

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<v Speaker 1>talking for three minutes now.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, I reckon I spend the first three minutes just

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<v Speaker 11>enjoying the warmth of a shower.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, the warmth.

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<v Speaker 11>And then I probably wash all the bits for the

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<v Speaker 11>next three minutes. So maybe six.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're six. Okay, you're a while. Okay, so we

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<v Speaker 1>have been talking now officially for... Yeah. Three minutes. That'd

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<v Speaker 1>be the amount of time.

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<v Speaker 12>Of a shower.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, see, I'm just getting warmed up there. Sometimes I don't–

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like Sean. Sometimes I just stand there underneath the

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<v Speaker 3>hot running water and just ponder my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Is it good? Is it a good ponder?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a lovely ponder.

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<v Speaker 3>Like just think about all the things that I've got

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<v Speaker 3>on my plate and, yeah, it's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I never want to get out, especially in winter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Summer on my showers aren't as long.

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing for a while there just super cold

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<v Speaker 1>showers during summer. Just go in there, like just turn

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<v Speaker 1>it on cold and just stand under.

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<v Speaker 2>It's apparently good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. It invigorates you.

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<v Speaker 2>Try doing that in winter.

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<v Speaker 1>I could do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You could, but it wouldn't be pleasant.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it wouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember seeing a guy who gets up every morning

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<v Speaker 3>and that's the first thing he does.

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<v Speaker 1>Cold shower?

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<v Speaker 2>He has a freezing cold shower.

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<v Speaker 1>That's because he was so turned on by you in bed.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the only way to, oh, I need a

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<v Speaker 1>cold shower.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a guy on social media. It wasn't anyone

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, let's run with that. It's obviously that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a guy you were seeing. And

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<v Speaker 1>first calls now, 131065 to get on a chat. Here's Alyssa.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning. morning guys how are you how am i

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<v Speaker 1>good what do you want to chat about.

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<v Speaker 7>So mikey you mentioned yesterday that you know um just

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<v Speaker 7>by the voice of someone if they're blonde or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's like i hear blonde.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah absolutely i think that is a total lie

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<v Speaker 3>and i just don't think that that's true you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Me to guess whether you're blonde or not Yeah, go

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<v Speaker 1>for it. How often do you go to the hairdresser?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's a dead giveaway.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer that, Alyssa.

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<v Speaker 2>He apparently hears blonde.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what do you do for a job?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a teacher, like primary or high?

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<v Speaker 12>Primary.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what year have you got?

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<v Speaker 12>This year I'm with preps, but I'm usually, I like

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<v Speaker 12>grade sixes, the upper years.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got a boyfriend or partner? What's going on there?

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<v Speaker 6>Not at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you been single?

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<v Speaker 8>Uh, three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. You are a brunette.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a redhead.

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<v Speaker 14>I am blonde.

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<v Speaker 2>I love how he's like, oh, she's been single for

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<v Speaker 2>three years. She's obviously a brunette.

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<v Speaker 1>Real blonde?

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<v Speaker 10>Is anyone ever a real blonde?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually grew out of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I was a real blonde until about 11 or 12 when.

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<v Speaker 12>I went through puberty. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is pretty much how this segment went when I

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<v Speaker 1>tried it on air from memory. No, you were there.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you there when we did that one?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, I was. I remember it failing miserably.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>And you tried the, how often do you go to

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<v Speaker 9>the hairdresser? And how often are you in the sun?

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<v Speaker 9>Questions all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>How much money do you spend at the hairdresser? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it quite a bit of money?

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<v Speaker 3>Asking how often you go to the hairdresser is a

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<v Speaker 3>dead giveaway because most blondes have to go, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>between six.

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<v Speaker 2>To eight weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, good on you, Alyssa. Thanks for calling in.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for being right, Alyssa.

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<v Speaker 7>Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Lizzie's on. Lizzie, hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Lizzie.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi.

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<v Speaker 12>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, what do you want to chat about?

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<v Speaker 12>Hi.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I heard you guys talking about shower times earlier

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<v Speaker 7>on and I'm the same as Amy and it's about

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<v Speaker 7>15 minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so what was the average?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the study at Surrey University says that we can

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<v Speaker 3>fully cleanse ourselves in three minutes. but I think the

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<v Speaker 3>average was 16 minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, and you're pulling a 15-minuter, Lizzie.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Lizzie's with me.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got enough time to, like, yeah, like, you can

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<v Speaker 7>wash your hair, do the whole shebang.

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<v Speaker 2>And isn't it just– I feel like I'm missing out.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was just– To get in and out. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't get to enjoy the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bored in there. I don't know what there is

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<v Speaker 1>to enjoy, but I'm a bloke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Like, women love baths as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I like a bath.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a man that bathes.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that shouldn't surprise me.

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<v Speaker 1>Does Ryan bath?

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan, not quite. because he's quite large.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right. Needs a big bath.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a big bath. He'll sometimes try and get me.

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<v Speaker 3>If I have a bath, he'll be like, I'll get in.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, please don't.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're ruining my zen.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that, we were talking about that girlfriend before

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<v Speaker 1>that I'd bought the Ab King Pro?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Same one. I was coming home every day having a

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<v Speaker 1>bath and I was still a cigarette smoker then.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yuck.

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<v Speaker 1>And I used to sit in the bath and chain smoke.

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<v Speaker 4>Yuck.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she came in one day, she's like, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you, that's disgusting. It's so disgusting. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>get back on your upkeep, bro. Stop asking questions.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the world's most famous etiquette coach, William Hanson, is

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<v Speaker 1>joining us live on air. You can listen to both

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<v Speaker 1>of his podcasts, by the way. I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>about this one. Help, I Sexted My Boss and the

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<v Speaker 1>Luxury Podcast. Wherever you get your pods. Hello, mate. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, William.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, Beau.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>And thank you for coming on. You began teaching etiquette

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<v Speaker 1>at a very young age. What was your attraction to etiquette?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you get into it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm just quite uptight, so really it sort of

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<v Speaker 5>naturally just came to me. Granny gave me a book

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<v Speaker 5>of etiquette when I was 12 for Christmas because I

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<v Speaker 5>was quite a precocious child, apparently. Hard to believe. And

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was quite fun. And I didn't want

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<v Speaker 5>to play rugby at school. And so I was looking

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<v Speaker 5>for an excuse of what to do. And they said,

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<v Speaker 5>would you like to come teach the young years how

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<v Speaker 5>to set a table? This is one of the members

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<v Speaker 5>of staff. I said, oh, yeah, all right, I'll do

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<v Speaker 5>that if I don't need to play rugby. And 20

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<v Speaker 5>years later, no one stopped me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still going for you. In your opinion, what is

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<v Speaker 1>the rudest thing someone can do?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, look, I don't mind if people haven't read any

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<v Speaker 5>of my books, seen any of my videos, gone to

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<v Speaker 5>etiquette school, whatever. If you just don't say please and

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<v Speaker 5>thank you, that annoys me more than anything else. Have

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<v Speaker 5>you got to do both?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's so basic. Can I just say thank you

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<v Speaker 1>instead of please? Or have I got to say both

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<v Speaker 1>in a conversation?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely you do, Mikey.

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<v Speaker 5>Well done, Amy. Fine colours already.

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<v Speaker 2>William, I am already.

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<v Speaker 3>My mum is English and my dad is Aussie, but

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<v Speaker 3>he liked to try to raise me with very big,

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<v Speaker 3>big manners and I was always taught... to stand up

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<v Speaker 3>straight with my shoulders back and my chest out. And

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<v Speaker 3>he taught me how to eat with the right cutlery.

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<v Speaker 2>He always said, I will raise you so that if

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<v Speaker 2>you ever have dinner with the queen one day, you

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<v Speaker 2>will know the right table manners. Never put your elbows

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<v Speaker 2>on the table.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing that right now. Oh, I've got to get

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<v Speaker 1>them off.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need adequate training. I've actually been in training

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<v Speaker 2>my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Amy, we're going to see in a moment about you,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? So don't get too antsy there. What about, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about some everyday situations. So let's say you're

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<v Speaker 1>on a dinner date. What is something incredibly rude someone

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<v Speaker 1>could do?

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<v Speaker 5>I think, well, I think on any sort of date,

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<v Speaker 5>not asking questions about the other person.

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<v Speaker 6>You're there.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not an interview per se, but you want to

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<v Speaker 5>be interested in them. You don't just talk about yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>You should ask questions about them. They should ask questions

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<v Speaker 5>about you. And in terms of, you know, what you're eating,

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<v Speaker 5>if you're going to go out for dinner for date

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<v Speaker 5>one or two, just pick something straightforward. You might think, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I'd love to have the spaghetti. Well, if you can't

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<v Speaker 5>eat spaghetti beautifully, just go back tomorrow and and have

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<v Speaker 5>it on your own when you can relax and have

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<v Speaker 5>the spaghetti. Just pick something straight forward.

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<v Speaker 2>Burgers are a no-go on a first date, right?

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<v Speaker 14>No.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's so unattractive eating a burger, eating with

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<v Speaker 5>your hands and it all flopping out your mouth and,

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<v Speaker 5>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>William, I bet you eat a burger with a knife

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<v Speaker 1>and fork, don't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Deconstructed?

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<v Speaker 5>It has been known. It has been known. I did

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<v Speaker 5>a video. A while ago on my social media on

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<v Speaker 5>how to eat a burger with a knife and fork,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, a big proper burger, not like a takeaway

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<v Speaker 5>burger from McDonald's or something. And I don't think they'll

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<v Speaker 5>let me back into America.

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<v Speaker 1>What about a meat pie? Very famous in Australia. We

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<v Speaker 1>love our meat pies. I bet you're doing that with

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<v Speaker 1>a knife and fork as well, whereas we just hold

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<v Speaker 1>it in our hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, in the foil.

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<v Speaker 5>What the dickens is a meat pie, you'll have to

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<v Speaker 5>tell me.

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<v Speaker 8>Is it a.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the Dickens? I'm sure like most things here in Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>it originated in Britain. It's basically mincemeat in a pastry,

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<v Speaker 1>like a pie. The Pom is one of our producers here.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just, you know. I'm just looking at it now.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Googling it. We'll just call it a pie and

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<v Speaker 5>you eat that with your hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we eat it with our hands.

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<v Speaker 3>You usually get them from bakeries, local country bakeries, and

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<v Speaker 3>you squirt a little bit of tomato sauce on and

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<v Speaker 3>you either eat it out of the paper bag or...

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<v Speaker 3>or the little tin foil. It is very messy, though.

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<v Speaker 3>You would absolutely hate it, William.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been to Australia?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I haven't.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm desperate to come. We were potentially going to come

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<v Speaker 5>this year with my podcast, but for various reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to– I'd love for you to come

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<v Speaker 3>and I'd love to get your take on how you

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<v Speaker 3>think the Australian culture, you know, does with their manners

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff because, I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're a really friendly bunch.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're very open to meeting new people and

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<v Speaker 3>making new friends. And I think the manners are still there,

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<v Speaker 3>but they're very casual. You get a slap on the

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<v Speaker 3>back and there's some C-bombs dropped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how do you feel about that, like just dropping

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<v Speaker 1>the C-word in public? Oh, mate.

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<v Speaker 5>You mean comments? Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically. Yeah, how do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 5>No, the C word for me is common.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>And, yeah, and there's no other word.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your perception of Aussies? I know you haven't been here, but,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm sure that you've met plenty in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think we have your manners or not?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, you're everywhere, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 6>We are.

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<v Speaker 2>We're definitely popular in the UK.

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<v Speaker 5>I would.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I would say you are very friendly. I think

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<v Speaker 5>you're much friendlier than, let's say, Americans, if we're comparing

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<v Speaker 5>Brits with Americans versus Australians. I think you get our

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<v Speaker 5>sense of humour more than the Americans. But yes, you're

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<v Speaker 5>sort of like us in Britain, but far, far, far

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<v Speaker 5>too relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, a little too relaxed. Hey, what about some of

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<v Speaker 1>the girls here on the team admitted to going to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, doing a number two with the door open

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<v Speaker 1>in front of their partner. He's offended. But I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know your thoughts on that. I know Nat, our producer,

0:31:31.570 --> 0:31:34.330
<v Speaker 1>is admitted to defecating with the door open. Yeah, I'm

0:31:34.410 --> 0:31:36.260
<v Speaker 1>proud of it. Yeah, proud of it. Yeah, what do

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 1>you think about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Horrified.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I think she should be deported. Where will I

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<v Speaker 5>be sent? I'm from here. Well, yes. You see, in

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<v Speaker 5>our country, we'd send people to Australia. I don't know

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<v Speaker 5>what we'd.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll have to send it to the middle of the country.

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<v Speaker 1>Take them back to England. Hey, good on you, mate. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>stick around. We have Amy here. I have noticed you

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<v Speaker 1>started sitting up properly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 12>Sit normally.

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<v Speaker 2>I sit like this all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And are you sitting with your feet crossed again like

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<v Speaker 1>you always do?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting cross-legged.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you are? Okay. Hang around. We want you to

0:32:11.850 --> 0:32:14.950
<v Speaker 1>judge Amy and see how ladylike she is, okay? We're

0:32:14.970 --> 0:32:15.580
<v Speaker 1>going to do that next.

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<v Speaker 2>I can turn it on and off.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to be yourself in front of William. Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't bung it on.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, I'm being myself right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing that next with the world-famous etiquette expert, William Hanson,

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<v Speaker 1>right here on KISS. Good morning. And we have world-famous

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<v Speaker 1>etiquette expert, William Hanson, joining us now. You think you're

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<v Speaker 1>a proper lady, Amy. William is about to judge you.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe he has a series of questions for you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're not rough. You're not a.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm like a.

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<v Speaker 2>What are those animals that can mould to their environment? Chameleons? Chameleons, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>So in William's company, I can be an absolute lady, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, right.

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<v Speaker 3>When William is not here and it's just you and

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<v Speaker 3>you're an absolute bogan, I can.

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<v Speaker 2>You can bung it on.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>And your dad, you were saying when you were growing

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<v Speaker 1>up and mum were quite strict?

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<v Speaker 3>My mum and dad are very strict and they are

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<v Speaker 3>very big on manners.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, thank you. I always had to call every adult

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<v Speaker 2>by their last name. So Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be Mr. Hanson or Mrs. Blah, blah, blah.

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<v Speaker 1>William's loving this, I'm sure. And you were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the elbows. Is that really a thing, William? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>not put your elbows on the table?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, no, don't do that. It's very hard to eat,

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<v Speaker 5>to be honest, with the elbows on the table, and

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<v Speaker 5>it looks unsightly even when there's no food. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>it goes back to the medieval times where tables were

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<v Speaker 5>very insecure. They weren't tables like we have today, and

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<v Speaker 5>so food was balanced very carefully on the table. And

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<v Speaker 5>so if you put your elbows on the table, it

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<v Speaker 5>would tip, and the food would go everywhere, which is

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<v Speaker 5>why you don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you want to judge, Amy, mate? I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to let you take it away. You've stalked her socials,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe, so you know all about her.

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<v Speaker 2>OK, I feel like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, you like you like having your hair done, which

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<v Speaker 5>is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Which is gorgeous. You've got lovely hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:34:04.740 --> 0:34:07.060
<v Speaker 5>It's looking lovely on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>OK, so let's pretend that person or your father used

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<v Speaker 5>to say the queen. It's now obviously the king was

0:34:14.110 --> 0:34:18.190
<v Speaker 5>coming over to Australia. How would you greet him? As

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<v Speaker 5>an Australian, what would you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I would say, well, depending on what day, time of

0:34:24.110 --> 0:34:27.029
<v Speaker 3>the day it was, I would say, good morning, Mr.

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<v Speaker 2>Charles. Wait, what's his last name?

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<v Speaker 1>Charles. No, no, keep going. Do what you do.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would say, could I invite you in for

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<v Speaker 2>a cup of tea?

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<v Speaker 12>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>William?

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<v Speaker 8>Right.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes.

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<v Speaker 13>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, start the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Start the car.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I would just say good morning, Your Majesty. I

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't say Mr Charles.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there anything, I dread to ask this question, Amy Darling,

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<v Speaker 5>but is there anything physical that you would do when

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<v Speaker 5>meeting the king?

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<v Speaker 2>I would give him a handshake and curtsy at the

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<v Speaker 2>same time.

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<v Speaker 1>You said handshake.

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<v Speaker 5>Lovely, good.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>A very firm handshake, nothing flappy or soft like how

0:35:11.469 --> 0:35:11.950
<v Speaker 3>Mikey says.

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<v Speaker 2>Likes to handshake.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be a very firm, yes, handshake.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw it on me.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's very nice. Let's sort of go domestic now.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's forget members of the royal family. You're going to

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<v Speaker 5>someone's house for dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>What would you turn up with, if anything?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, no, I never turn up to anyone's house with nothing.

0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:37.470
<v Speaker 3>I would always bring over either a salad or dessert

0:35:38.010 --> 0:35:42.730
<v Speaker 3>and always a bottle of wine for the house, whoever's hosting.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's nice. I would say bottle of wine, fine,

0:35:46.110 --> 0:35:48.630
<v Speaker 5>or champagne, chocolates, all lovely. I wouldn't turn up with

0:35:48.670 --> 0:35:51.050
<v Speaker 5>a dessert or a salad unless the host has specifically

0:35:51.110 --> 0:35:51.969
<v Speaker 5>asked you to bring that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to offend them, are you, if they've

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<v Speaker 1>been preparing food?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I might have been doing Spotted Dick all afternoon.

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:01.620
<v Speaker 5>And if you then turn up with something, it's a

0:36:01.660 --> 0:36:05.890
<v Speaker 5>pudding that we have here. Oh, right, right. Yeah. And

0:36:05.950 --> 0:36:07.870
<v Speaker 5>you have meat pies, for God's sake. You're in no

0:36:07.930 --> 0:36:11.690
<v Speaker 5>position to judge other countries' cuisine.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>So, you know, if you then turn up, I then

0:36:14.850 --> 0:36:18.700
<v Speaker 5>feel obliged to then actually serve your dessert when I've

0:36:18.719 --> 0:36:20.660
<v Speaker 5>done Spotted Dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, gotcha.

0:36:21.820 --> 0:36:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>And with your table setting, when you've set the lovely table,

0:36:26.650 --> 0:36:29.549
<v Speaker 5>if you're hosting your own dinner for us, we're all

0:36:29.590 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 5>coming around to yours, which side does each person's bread

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:34.839
<v Speaker 5>plate go? The left-hand side of the place setting or

0:36:34.860 --> 0:36:35.620
<v Speaker 5>the right-hand side?

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:36.140
<v Speaker 1>The left.

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<v Speaker 5>Correct. Oh, well done. Yes, it's like talking to the

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<v Speaker 5>Princess of Wales.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, William.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she dead? Is that the other one?

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<v Speaker 5>No, the Princess.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 5>No, Catherine.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Diana was the Princess of Wales, yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>She was. I mean, we've had many princesses of Wales

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<v Speaker 5>in history, yes, but the current one is Catherine.

0:37:00.580 --> 0:37:03.819
<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about spitting? I see a lot

0:37:03.860 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 1>of men just walk around on the street and just...

0:37:06.360 --> 0:37:07.149
<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 5>No, yeah, I prefer to swallow.

0:37:11.930 --> 0:37:15.410
<v Speaker 1>William Hanson, we love that. You can listen to both

0:37:15.450 --> 0:37:19.360
<v Speaker 1>of his podcasts. Help, I sexted my boss. What is

0:37:19.420 --> 0:37:20.160
<v Speaker 1>that one all about.

0:37:20.180 --> 0:37:20.450
<v Speaker 4>By the way?

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:20.899
<v Speaker 1>What is this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I should just say, I mean, I don't have

0:37:23.410 --> 0:37:25.210
<v Speaker 5>a boss. I am freelance. So, and I mean, I

0:37:25.250 --> 0:37:27.370
<v Speaker 5>was single for many years, but I was never that lonely.

0:37:27.450 --> 0:37:30.350
<v Speaker 5>So I haven't, this is not, it's not autobiographical, that title.

0:37:31.350 --> 0:37:35.009
<v Speaker 5>It is a podcast where my Bogan friend, to use

0:37:35.030 --> 0:37:38.069
<v Speaker 5>your vernacular, Jordan and I, he's a radio presenter in

0:37:38.850 --> 0:37:42.549
<v Speaker 5>the UK. He and I, it's an agony art podcast.

0:37:42.610 --> 0:37:44.840
<v Speaker 5>He comes from his walk of life. I come from mine.

0:37:45.100 --> 0:37:47.080
<v Speaker 5>We're best friends in real life. We've known each other

0:37:47.100 --> 0:37:50.620
<v Speaker 5>for quite some time. and we present our life experience

0:37:50.680 --> 0:37:52.420
<v Speaker 5>to solve listeners' dilemmas.

0:37:52.820 --> 0:37:53.540
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I love it.

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:56.060
<v Speaker 1>The Luxury Podcast is the other one, wherever you get

0:37:56.080 --> 0:37:58.819
<v Speaker 1>your pods. William Hanson, great to have you on, mate.

0:37:58.840 --> 0:37:59.279
<v Speaker 1>Good on you.

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<v Speaker 2>So nice chatting.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Mikey. Thank you, Amy.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks, William.

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<v Speaker 1>William Hanson, world-famous etiquette coach there. Our nut has got

0:38:07.540 --> 0:38:09.880
<v Speaker 1>a hit of celeb news coming up for us. Yeah,

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:11.080
<v Speaker 1>he is, isn't he?

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:12.570
<v Speaker 2>I prefer to swallow.

0:38:12.700 --> 0:38:14.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I like spotted dick.

0:38:14.469 --> 0:38:16.509
<v Speaker 2>I love that ending for him.

0:38:16.570 --> 0:38:17.549
<v Speaker 1>What is spotted dick?

0:38:18.500 --> 0:38:21.330
<v Speaker 10>He said it was a pudding. Oh, is that? That's

0:38:21.350 --> 0:38:21.890
<v Speaker 10>what he said.

0:38:21.969 --> 0:38:22.630
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to Google.

0:38:22.650 --> 0:38:24.450
<v Speaker 1>Have we got a problem with a pom? I've asked

0:38:24.469 --> 0:38:25.149
<v Speaker 1>him a series of questions.

0:38:25.170 --> 0:38:26.810
<v Speaker 10>He's just on the phone actually working.

0:38:27.110 --> 0:38:27.870
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:38:27.969 --> 0:38:29.210
<v Speaker 10>Talking to the listeners, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Spotted dick, it's some dessert involving custard and cake, I think. Oh,

0:38:32.510 --> 0:38:34.060
<v Speaker 2>there you go. It looks like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that looks good.

0:38:34.830 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 2>It's a traditional steamed pudding made with suet and dried fruit.

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<v Speaker 1>Suet and dried fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely.

0:38:42.620 --> 0:38:45.560
<v Speaker 3>Suet and often served with custard. It's kind of like

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<v Speaker 3>a whole take on.

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:48.940
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fruit pudding.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, nah.

0:38:50.500 --> 0:38:55.470
<v Speaker 1>He would like that. Yeah, you're hanging out, Mikey. Amy

0:38:55.530 --> 0:38:58.110
<v Speaker 1>Gerard here. Wednesday morning at 22 to 8.

0:38:58.110 --> 0:39:01.410
<v Speaker 2>Wednesday morning. So, you know, it takes balls to approach

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<v Speaker 2>somebody in public, right?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think many people do it now, but it

0:39:06.330 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 3>takes even bigger kahunas to actually ask for somebody's number.

0:39:11.180 --> 0:39:12.860
<v Speaker 2>Now, I don't know if you used.

0:39:12.739 --> 0:39:14.700
<v Speaker 3>To do this or maybe you were the victim of this.

0:39:15.300 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 3>You know, where somebody gives out their number, gives.

0:39:18.700 --> 0:39:19.800
<v Speaker 2>You their number.

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<v Speaker 1>The wrong number?

0:39:20.570 --> 0:39:24.270
<v Speaker 2>The wrong number. No, it never happened to you, did it?

0:39:24.450 --> 0:39:27.310
<v Speaker 1>Well, when I was single, I was asking for Instagrams.

0:39:27.630 --> 0:39:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I didn't bother with a number. Number seems weird and creepy. Instagram...

0:39:30.980 --> 0:39:31.439
<v Speaker 1>Is that what.

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<v Speaker 2>People do now? I've been off the market for so

0:39:34.140 --> 0:39:35.040
<v Speaker 2>many years that I.

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:38.370
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I think that's what... Well, that's what I

0:39:38.430 --> 0:39:40.290
<v Speaker 1>was doing anyway. Why do I want your... Number seems

0:39:40.330 --> 0:39:41.010
<v Speaker 1>too personal.

0:39:41.850 --> 0:39:45.489
<v Speaker 2>I feel like Instagram seems too personal. You're instantly going

0:39:45.510 --> 0:39:48.770
<v Speaker 2>through family pictures of their mums and dads and friends

0:39:48.830 --> 0:39:49.450
<v Speaker 2>and everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, 131065, if you're single, what are people asking for?

0:39:52.739 --> 0:39:53.919
<v Speaker 1>Is it your phone number still?

0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 2>I think it probably is socials.

0:39:56.140 --> 0:39:56.660
<v Speaker 1>Snapchat?

0:39:56.719 --> 0:39:59.399
<v Speaker 2>However, there's a new trend going around. Everything's a trend

0:39:59.420 --> 0:39:59.940
<v Speaker 2>these days.

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<v Speaker 3>It's called dial toning, which is essentially just prolonging people's

0:40:06.510 --> 0:40:10.490
<v Speaker 3>misery even more so. So it's basically when you successfully

0:40:10.590 --> 0:40:14.049
<v Speaker 3>get someone's number, so you've met somebody out, you've asked

0:40:14.070 --> 0:40:16.649
<v Speaker 3>for their number and they've given it to you, and

0:40:16.930 --> 0:40:20.050
<v Speaker 3>then you send them a text message and then just crickets.

0:40:20.370 --> 0:40:20.989
<v Speaker 1>Oh, just nothing.

0:40:21.050 --> 0:40:22.150
<v Speaker 2>Radio silence.

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<v Speaker 13>Right.

0:40:22.630 --> 0:40:26.379
<v Speaker 3>So I think a lot of people are doing what's

0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:27.720
<v Speaker 3>this trend called dial toning.

0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:30.180
<v Speaker 2>They're doing it out of sheer awkwardness, right?

0:40:30.200 --> 0:40:33.660
<v Speaker 3>Like they're giving their number out because– They feel uncomfortable

0:40:33.760 --> 0:40:36.280
<v Speaker 3>and they don't want to upset their feelings.

0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:39.310
<v Speaker 2>Or maybe they've got their beer or wine goggles on.

0:40:39.670 --> 0:40:41.410
<v Speaker 3>And then the next day they get a text message

0:40:41.469 --> 0:40:43.669
<v Speaker 3>and there's a photo in their phone. They've gone, oh, God,

0:40:43.710 --> 0:40:46.069
<v Speaker 3>I gave.

0:40:44.969 --> 0:40:45.950
<v Speaker 2>My number to that guy.

0:40:45.969 --> 0:40:49.980
<v Speaker 3>So dial toning is apparently trending at the moment.

0:40:50.040 --> 0:40:51.740
<v Speaker 2>It's happening more and more often.

0:40:51.960 --> 0:40:52.580
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:40:53.020 --> 0:40:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to say I don't think this is a trend.

0:40:55.060 --> 0:40:57.270
<v Speaker 2>I think this has been happening forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the thing. You would give someone your number,

0:40:59.910 --> 0:41:02.610
<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing. You tell me from a lady's point of view.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just to get rid of the guy?

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly, I am such a people pleaser at heart.

0:41:09.380 --> 0:41:13.410
<v Speaker 3>I have a real issue with hurting people's feelings. I

0:41:13.510 --> 0:41:16.250
<v Speaker 3>never like to do it. I have given that many

0:41:16.330 --> 0:41:18.229
<v Speaker 3>wrong numbers out. But what I would do is I

0:41:18.730 --> 0:41:21.610
<v Speaker 3>would actually give my entire number and I would change

0:41:21.670 --> 0:41:22.990
<v Speaker 3>the very last number.

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<v Speaker 1>But isn't this worse, Amy, right? So a guy's gone

0:41:25.270 --> 0:41:26.549
<v Speaker 1>in and he's put all the effort in.

0:41:26.770 --> 0:41:27.090
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:41:27.230 --> 0:41:27.469
<v Speaker 14>Right.

0:41:27.690 --> 0:41:29.650
<v Speaker 1>And you are giving him a number and he's going

0:41:29.670 --> 0:41:31.009
<v Speaker 1>to find out later that he's not you.

0:41:31.550 --> 0:41:32.009
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no.

0:41:32.030 --> 0:41:32.879
<v Speaker 2>That's worse.

0:41:33.100 --> 0:41:33.500
<v Speaker 6>I know.

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:37.279
<v Speaker 1>Then just do the lie, I have a boyfriend, every time.

0:41:37.300 --> 0:41:38.100
<v Speaker 1>I have a boyfriend.

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:40.299
<v Speaker 3>At least he's going to find out that I'm not

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:41.520
<v Speaker 3>interested when I'm not there.

0:41:42.180 --> 0:41:43.720
<v Speaker 1>Right, you don't have to deal with the rudeness.

0:41:43.739 --> 0:41:46.529
<v Speaker 2>I don't have to deal with the sadness and the

0:41:46.570 --> 0:41:47.569
<v Speaker 2>fact that I've upset him.

0:41:47.810 --> 0:41:50.609
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Nat, there used to be a number where you'd

0:41:50.690 --> 0:41:52.470
<v Speaker 1>call it, it was the rejection hotline.

0:41:52.489 --> 0:41:52.609
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:41:52.710 --> 0:41:54.280
<v Speaker 10>It still exists. I've looked it up.

0:41:54.430 --> 0:41:57.370
<v Speaker 9>So the rejection hotline, basically how it works is I

0:41:57.390 --> 0:41:58.910
<v Speaker 9>remember there was one back in the day and it.

0:41:58.950 --> 0:42:00.850
<v Speaker 10>Used to be like people have been rejected.

0:42:01.250 --> 0:42:03.570
<v Speaker 9>But this one that still exists, if you call it,

0:42:03.739 --> 0:42:06.739
<v Speaker 9>it just calls out and then has a generic voicemail.

0:42:07.080 --> 0:42:09.920
<v Speaker 9>So they'll never really kind of find out that you've

0:42:09.940 --> 0:42:12.260
<v Speaker 9>given them the wrong number, which I think is smart.

0:42:12.340 --> 0:42:14.680
<v Speaker 2>And what happens if you text it? Does it say delivered?

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:18.340
<v Speaker 1>Oh, good point. And it would be green or blue.

0:42:19.120 --> 0:42:21.820
<v Speaker 3>Well, if it's green, I mean, they've probably got a

0:42:21.840 --> 0:42:23.140
<v Speaker 3>Samsung or something like that.

0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:25.379
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you just met someone, you could see

0:42:25.420 --> 0:42:26.240
<v Speaker 1>she had an iPhone.

0:42:26.480 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, could be a dead giveaway, right?

0:42:28.739 --> 0:42:31.400
<v Speaker 9>Well, if anyone wants the number, I'll read it out

0:42:32.280 --> 0:42:34.029
<v Speaker 9>and then save it. I'm giving you time to get

0:42:34.070 --> 0:42:35.570
<v Speaker 9>your phone out here so you can save it in

0:42:35.610 --> 0:42:36.009
<v Speaker 9>your phone.

0:42:36.030 --> 0:42:36.200
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:42:36.550 --> 0:42:37.210
<v Speaker 10>But it is 0406 650 430.

0:42:37.210 --> 0:42:38.009
<v Speaker 2>Say it again.

0:42:38.010 --> 0:42:44.010
<v Speaker 9>0406 650 430.

0:42:47.770 --> 0:42:50.510
<v Speaker 10>Now, when you text it, it comes up as green.

0:42:50.630 --> 0:42:51.770
<v Speaker 1>Okay, there we go.

0:42:51.810 --> 0:42:53.130
<v Speaker 2>But it says delivered, right?

0:42:53.450 --> 0:42:53.649
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:42:53.850 --> 0:42:54.350
<v Speaker 1>Well, that works.

0:42:54.430 --> 0:42:55.030
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay.

0:42:55.250 --> 0:42:58.219
<v Speaker 1>I've just been given something here. I think this is

0:42:58.280 --> 0:43:00.299
<v Speaker 1>the old rejection hotline. Have a listen.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, this is not the person you were trying to call.

0:43:04.410 --> 0:43:08.730
<v Speaker 4>You've reached the Rejection Hotline, provided by RejectionHotline.com. Unfortunately, the

0:43:08.750 --> 0:43:10.989
<v Speaker 4>person who gave you this Rejection Hotline number did not

0:43:11.010 --> 0:43:12.930
<v Speaker 4>want you to have their real number. We know this sucks,

0:43:13.110 --> 0:43:15.089
<v Speaker 4>but don't be too devastated. So why were you given

0:43:15.110 --> 0:43:17.750
<v Speaker 4>a Rejection Hotline number? Maybe you're just not this person's type. Note,

0:43:17.790 --> 0:43:20.259
<v Speaker 4>this could mean boring, dumb, annoying, arrogant, or just a

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:22.940
<v Speaker 4>general weirdo. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor,

0:43:23.020 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 4>or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just

0:43:24.980 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 4>give off that creepy, overbearing, psycho stalker vibe, and the

0:43:27.600 --> 0:43:29.460
<v Speaker 4>idea of going out with you just seems as appealing

0:43:29.500 --> 0:43:32.279
<v Speaker 4>as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Regardless of the reason... Please

0:43:32.300 --> 0:43:34.020
<v Speaker 4>take the hint, accept the fact that you were rejected,

0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:35.930
<v Speaker 4>and then get over it. And please do your best

0:43:35.950 --> 0:43:37.489
<v Speaker 4>to forget about the person who gave you this number,

0:43:37.530 --> 0:43:39.330
<v Speaker 4>because trust us, they've already forgotten about you.

0:43:39.489 --> 0:43:44.030
<v Speaker 13>HumorHotline.com That is brutal.

0:43:44.070 --> 0:43:45.790
<v Speaker 1>From a guy's point of view, man, that'd hurt.

0:43:45.810 --> 0:43:47.070
<v Speaker 5>That would stink.

0:43:47.290 --> 0:43:49.609
<v Speaker 11>I reckon some guys, like I reckon I'd take that well,

0:43:49.630 --> 0:43:52.120
<v Speaker 11>but there's some guys out there that would not find

0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:53.140
<v Speaker 11>that funny, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 14>Oh no.

0:43:54.600 --> 0:43:56.680
<v Speaker 2>The rejection part, I was like, oh, okay. But then

0:43:56.700 --> 0:43:58.520
<v Speaker 2>he went on to be like, maybe you're dumb. Maybe

0:43:58.540 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 2>you've got bad breath. Maybe you're a psycho. I was like, well.

0:44:01.580 --> 0:44:03.299
<v Speaker 1>You know, the other option, of course, is you do

0:44:03.340 --> 0:44:04.660
<v Speaker 1>write back to the guy, but you just kind of

0:44:04.680 --> 0:44:06.730
<v Speaker 1>give him not much. I think that's called bread crumbing.

0:44:07.540 --> 0:44:10.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, where you just feed them a little bit of crumb,

0:44:10.219 --> 0:44:12.930
<v Speaker 3>but you give them like one or two worded answers.

0:44:12.950 --> 0:44:14.410
<v Speaker 1>And you never commit to a date.

0:44:14.489 --> 0:44:17.030
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that feels mean as well.

0:44:17.050 --> 0:44:17.430
<v Speaker 13>Yeah, I know.

0:44:17.610 --> 0:44:19.830
<v Speaker 1>All right, we're going to speak to Jake. He's given

0:44:19.870 --> 0:44:23.330
<v Speaker 1>us a call. His relationship's really divided here, Amy.

0:44:23.390 --> 0:44:23.710
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:44:23.850 --> 0:44:26.140
<v Speaker 1>So his girlfriend wants to put a rule in place

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:29.000
<v Speaker 1>over something going on at work. We're going to get

0:44:29.060 --> 0:44:31.220
<v Speaker 1>Jake on to explain. Hello, Jake. Good morning.

0:44:31.380 --> 0:44:32.020
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Jake.

0:44:32.040 --> 0:44:32.500
<v Speaker 15>G'day, mate.

0:44:32.540 --> 0:44:32.899
<v Speaker 2>How are you?

0:44:33.020 --> 0:44:34.819
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're good. What do you do for work?

0:44:35.980 --> 0:44:40.200
<v Speaker 15>I'm a personal trainer. I was in finance, but I

0:44:40.239 --> 0:44:41.440
<v Speaker 15>got a bit lucky and made a bit of money,

0:44:41.460 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 15>and I thought I'm going to live the Australian dream

0:44:43.080 --> 0:44:45.969
<v Speaker 15>and go and start my own business, work for myself.

0:44:46.310 --> 0:44:49.870
<v Speaker 3>And so you've been PTing. I'm assuming you get all

0:44:50.030 --> 0:44:52.910
<v Speaker 3>different kinds of clients. What's the rule that your girlfriend's

0:44:52.950 --> 0:44:53.510
<v Speaker 3>put in place?

0:44:54.469 --> 0:44:58.930
<v Speaker 15>Well, she's basically cut off a good portion of my clientele.

0:44:58.950 --> 0:45:01.430
<v Speaker 15>She said I can't have female clients.

0:45:03.660 --> 0:45:04.620
<v Speaker 1>Because she's jealous, right?

0:45:05.710 --> 0:45:09.410
<v Speaker 15>Well, I don't know. She's never had a reason to

0:45:09.430 --> 0:45:13.719
<v Speaker 15>be jealous. We've been together for six years. I think

0:45:13.760 --> 0:45:15.960
<v Speaker 15>I'm one of the best boyfriends she's ever had. What

0:45:15.980 --> 0:45:16.959
<v Speaker 15>do you think she's afraid of happening?

0:45:19.780 --> 0:45:22.890
<v Speaker 3>Like, do you think that, you know, I mean, every

0:45:23.010 --> 0:45:26.750
<v Speaker 3>woman would probably feel uncomfortable with their partner.

0:45:27.330 --> 0:45:31.550
<v Speaker 2>Training, personal training, it's very one-on-one. It's quite handsy.

0:45:31.590 --> 0:45:35.760
<v Speaker 3>You have to adjust, you know, them with certain movements

0:45:35.820 --> 0:45:39.319
<v Speaker 3>and stuff. And if, imagine, like, I'm trying to put

0:45:39.340 --> 0:45:42.379
<v Speaker 3>myself in your girlfriend's shoes here. I'm imagining, like, my

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:43.560
<v Speaker 3>husband as a PT.

0:45:43.600 --> 0:45:45.380
<v Speaker 6>She's a size 7.

0:45:45.380 --> 0:45:47.140
<v Speaker 2>Who's a size 7? Your girlfriend.

0:45:47.160 --> 0:45:47.560
<v Speaker 1>My girlfriend.

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 15>That's how well I know her. She's a size 7.

0:45:50.040 --> 0:45:51.279
<v Speaker 15>That's how good a boyfriend I am.

0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Is that even a size?

0:45:52.840 --> 0:45:55.489
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so she's in between size 6 and 8. But

0:45:55.530 --> 0:45:57.310
<v Speaker 2>what does that have to do with anything?

0:45:57.330 --> 0:46:00.030
<v Speaker 15>I'm a good boyfriend.

0:46:00.350 --> 0:46:02.370
<v Speaker 3>Oh, as in she's a size 7 shoe.

0:46:02.390 --> 0:46:03.969
<v Speaker 6>Yes, yes, yes.

0:46:04.370 --> 0:46:04.650
<v Speaker 12>Okay.

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:08.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, right. Yeah, so you love your girlfriend, but she's what?

0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:13.410
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't want you doing or teaching female clients because

0:46:13.430 --> 0:46:16.370
<v Speaker 1>she thinks something's going to happen. Is that what it is?

0:46:16.390 --> 0:46:20.910
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you obviously are in a relationship and you have

0:46:20.950 --> 0:46:23.790
<v Speaker 3>to have trust with your partner. But that doesn't mean

0:46:23.830 --> 0:46:28.640
<v Speaker 3>you have to also dangle a hot little 21-year-old girl

0:46:28.700 --> 0:46:29.439
<v Speaker 3>in front of him.

0:46:29.480 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Are they hot? Like, oh, I've got a PT. I

0:46:31.180 --> 0:46:34.120
<v Speaker 1>think most of his clients are like 48-year-old women that

0:46:34.140 --> 0:46:35.500
<v Speaker 1>have had three kids.

0:46:35.739 --> 0:46:38.480
<v Speaker 3>I know stories of girlfriends of mine who have gotten

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 3>off with their PT.

0:46:39.820 --> 0:46:40.100
<v Speaker 4>Really?

0:46:40.440 --> 0:46:40.740
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:46:41.090 --> 0:46:43.370
<v Speaker 1>What are your female clients like when you had them?

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.339
<v Speaker 15>Well, look, I'm by the beach, right? So I get

0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:49.500
<v Speaker 15>a lot of people who look, you know, they look good, right?

0:46:49.540 --> 0:46:50.540
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they care about their appearance.

0:46:50.580 --> 0:46:52.640
<v Speaker 15>At the same time, my girlfriend's beautiful as well.

0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Size 7?

0:46:53.200 --> 0:46:54.160
<v Speaker 15>Told you.

0:46:56.050 --> 0:46:57.970
<v Speaker 2>Size 7, yeah. Size 7 shoes.

0:46:58.290 --> 0:46:59.750
<v Speaker 1>Is anyone else a size 7 here?

0:47:01.110 --> 0:47:02.089
<v Speaker 10>Nah, my foot's huge.

0:47:02.110 --> 0:47:05.330
<v Speaker 15>To me, it sounds like even more. Like, it sounds

0:47:05.390 --> 0:47:07.779
<v Speaker 15>worse if I have to turn female clients away.

0:47:07.800 --> 0:47:08.060
<v Speaker 5>It's like.

0:47:08.390 --> 0:47:10.190
<v Speaker 15>I'm not allowed near a school or something. Like it

0:47:10.510 --> 0:47:13.050
<v Speaker 15>sounds worse when I have to say to them, sorry,

0:47:13.110 --> 0:47:14.290
<v Speaker 15>I can't have you on board.

0:47:14.330 --> 0:47:16.359
<v Speaker 3>Jake, can I ask, have you ever given her any

0:47:16.410 --> 0:47:18.540
<v Speaker 3>reason not to trust you in the past?

0:47:18.600 --> 0:47:21.860
<v Speaker 2>Like have you ever kind of strayed?

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:26.160
<v Speaker 15>Look, I think there was one time where she was

0:47:26.180 --> 0:47:27.940
<v Speaker 15>a bit worried. I was getting a bit too close

0:47:27.980 --> 0:47:31.350
<v Speaker 15>to a colleague of mine, but like, That was so

0:47:31.410 --> 0:47:34.089
<v Speaker 15>far in the past. And, you know, she met her

0:47:34.210 --> 0:47:35.770
<v Speaker 15>and everything was fine.

0:47:35.810 --> 0:47:36.570
<v Speaker 8>It happened, of course.

0:47:36.610 --> 0:47:39.149
<v Speaker 15>But, you know, like there was a moment where she thought,

0:47:39.250 --> 0:47:41.569
<v Speaker 15>but like that was so long ago and she never

0:47:41.610 --> 0:47:42.410
<v Speaker 15>had a reason not to.

0:47:42.510 --> 0:47:45.570
<v Speaker 3>And when you do your PT training with your clients,

0:47:45.989 --> 0:47:49.469
<v Speaker 3>Are you texting them afterwards, checking in, seeing how their

0:47:49.489 --> 0:47:52.860
<v Speaker 3>body's feeling, seeing how they're going with their, like, nutrition plan?

0:47:53.280 --> 0:47:56.399
<v Speaker 3>Are you, like, in constant contact with them as well?

0:47:56.420 --> 0:47:59.259
<v Speaker 3>Because I've only done PTing once, and it was for, like,

0:47:59.300 --> 0:48:03.020
<v Speaker 3>a six-week period. But that PT constantly texts me.

0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:05.480
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, well, he sounds like a creep.

0:48:05.780 --> 0:48:06.060
<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:06.360
<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

0:48:09.500 --> 0:48:13.939
<v Speaker 15>I do send them emails, like notifications, hey, don't forget

0:48:13.980 --> 0:48:16.259
<v Speaker 15>your sessions this week and all that.

0:48:16.200 --> 0:48:16.720
<v Speaker 6>Sort of stuff.

0:48:16.920 --> 0:48:20.510
<v Speaker 15>But it's never anything like, how's your body? That sounds creepy.

0:48:21.270 --> 0:48:23.469
<v Speaker 15>Nothing like that. And she's got access to my phone.

0:48:23.730 --> 0:48:25.570
<v Speaker 15>She can pick up my phone anytime she wants and

0:48:25.590 --> 0:48:26.350
<v Speaker 15>have a look at it.

0:48:26.390 --> 0:48:29.149
<v Speaker 1>So she's worried about you or the other girls hitting

0:48:29.210 --> 0:48:29.489
<v Speaker 1>on you?

0:48:30.550 --> 0:48:33.180
<v Speaker 15>Look, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but

0:48:33.239 --> 0:48:34.860
<v Speaker 15>I'm a personal trainer for a reason.

0:48:35.100 --> 0:48:35.580
<v Speaker 6>I look good.

0:48:36.040 --> 0:48:38.359
<v Speaker 15>And I can imagine... I can imagine she's a bit

0:48:38.390 --> 0:48:41.110
<v Speaker 15>concerned other girls paying a bit too much attention to me.

0:48:42.430 --> 0:48:44.350
<v Speaker 15>I think she's been a bit over the top.

0:48:44.530 --> 0:48:46.290
<v Speaker 1>All right, mate. Well, we're going to take your calls, okay?

0:48:46.310 --> 0:48:48.670
<v Speaker 1>You might have an opinion on this. Is Jake's girlfriend

0:48:48.810 --> 0:48:54.180
<v Speaker 1>crazy to ban him from taking female PT clients? What

0:48:54.200 --> 0:48:55.860
<v Speaker 1>do you reckon?

0:48:55.860 --> 0:48:56.140
<v Speaker 8>131065.

0:48:56.140 --> 0:48:58.819
<v Speaker 1>Has she got a fair point? I think it's controlling.

0:48:59.380 --> 0:49:00.380
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's controlling.

0:49:00.420 --> 0:49:02.379
<v Speaker 3>I can understand where the concern is, but I will

0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:04.609
<v Speaker 3>say that if a man is going to play up

0:49:04.660 --> 0:49:06.210
<v Speaker 3>and be a dirty dog, he's going to do it

0:49:06.250 --> 0:49:09.850
<v Speaker 3>in any industry, whether he's a PT or he's working

0:49:09.910 --> 0:49:11.549
<v Speaker 3>in bloody finance.

0:49:11.610 --> 0:49:11.710
<v Speaker 5>Yep.

0:49:12.670 --> 0:49:17.239
<v Speaker 1>That would be worse even. 131065, what do you think?

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:21.380
<v Speaker 1>Is Jake's girlfriend crazy? She's banning him. from having female

0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:25.900
<v Speaker 1>PT clients. Let's take your calls on 131065. We'll chat

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:28.840
<v Speaker 1>to you and get your opinion right after Sean's news.

0:49:29.219 --> 0:49:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Is your girlfriend crazy? You're a PT. She doesn't want

0:49:32.460 --> 0:49:33.980
<v Speaker 1>you having female clients, mate.

0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:36.760
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, that's correct.

0:49:37.140 --> 0:49:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Any female? Like, what if it was a 78-year-old woman?

0:49:41.219 --> 0:49:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I reckon she would.

0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:46.109
<v Speaker 3>I'm speaking on behalf of your girlfriend here. I would

0:49:46.190 --> 0:49:49.350
<v Speaker 3>say she'd probably be comfortable with anyone above the age

0:49:49.390 --> 0:49:50.190
<v Speaker 3>of 50.

0:49:50.190 --> 0:49:52.790
<v Speaker 1>Right, OK. But you were saying, mate, they're all, like,

0:49:52.890 --> 0:49:55.819
<v Speaker 1>you do it by the beach. They're attractive women that

0:49:55.860 --> 0:49:56.860
<v Speaker 1>you've had as clients.

0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:49:57.560 --> 0:49:58.720
<v Speaker 15>Yes, that's correct.

0:49:59.140 --> 0:50:00.060
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:50:00.260 --> 0:50:03.779
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Is it controlling? Is it too much? What do

0:50:03.820 --> 0:50:05.800
<v Speaker 1>you think? Ashley's on air. Hello, Ashley.

0:50:06.020 --> 0:50:06.480
<v Speaker 5>Hi, Ash.

0:50:06.660 --> 0:50:07.259
<v Speaker 12>Hello.

0:50:07.340 --> 0:50:09.110
<v Speaker 15>Yeah, I do think she is crazy.

0:50:10.489 --> 0:50:11.930
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:50:12.010 --> 0:50:15.469
<v Speaker 12>Okay. My main question is, like, what does she do

0:50:15.510 --> 0:50:17.430
<v Speaker 12>for work? Does she work with guys?

0:50:17.469 --> 0:50:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's a good one. Jake? Well, yeah, what does

0:50:19.900 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 1>your partner do?

0:50:20.500 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what does your girlfriend do, Jake?

0:50:23.580 --> 0:50:29.520
<v Speaker 15>She is actually a sports therapist, so she's a trainer

0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:33.069
<v Speaker 15>for people who have sports injuries and stuff like that.

0:50:33.110 --> 0:50:35.050
<v Speaker 1>So men? Does she do it on men?

0:50:35.969 --> 0:50:37.870
<v Speaker 2>Probably predominantly men, right?

0:50:38.890 --> 0:50:42.089
<v Speaker 15>She's got male clients, yes, but she also works in

0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:47.759
<v Speaker 15>a clinic, so it's quite an open environment where... You know,

0:50:48.080 --> 0:50:49.410
<v Speaker 15>it's a medical institution.

0:50:49.430 --> 0:50:52.630
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but isn't your environment open as well? Like, aren't

0:50:52.650 --> 0:50:53.950
<v Speaker 3>you doing your clients at a gym?

0:50:55.570 --> 0:50:58.730
<v Speaker 15>Yes, but, like, some of them, like, they have their own, like,

0:50:58.790 --> 0:51:01.089
<v Speaker 15>gyms in their buildings, and so I'll go and.

0:51:01.210 --> 0:51:02.570
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you do, like, house visits.

0:51:03.280 --> 0:51:03.700
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:51:03.840 --> 0:51:04.420
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:51:04.500 --> 0:51:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:51:04.840 --> 0:51:08.870
<v Speaker 1>But hang on, she's doing something very similar with men,

0:51:08.969 --> 0:51:10.710
<v Speaker 1>but she's got a problem with him doing females.

0:51:10.870 --> 0:51:13.190
<v Speaker 3>Well, you've got to imagine, remember as well, females when

0:51:13.210 --> 0:51:14.630
<v Speaker 3>they go to the gym, they're in their little bike

0:51:14.690 --> 0:51:16.299
<v Speaker 3>shorts and the little crop tops.

0:51:16.430 --> 0:51:19.299
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I dress up in little things for my PT.

0:51:19.739 --> 0:51:21.700
<v Speaker 1>I bet you do. So does that change what you

0:51:21.719 --> 0:51:22.520
<v Speaker 1>were thinking, Ashley?

0:51:24.590 --> 0:51:26.650
<v Speaker 15>No, I still think it's crazy because if she can

0:51:26.690 --> 0:51:29.189
<v Speaker 15>work with men and work quite closely with men, even

0:51:29.250 --> 0:51:32.690
<v Speaker 15>if she's in an open space, she can still make relationships.

0:51:33.130 --> 0:51:34.259
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, of course.

0:51:34.360 --> 0:51:34.610
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:51:34.700 --> 0:51:34.970
<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:51:35.610 --> 0:51:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Shane, let's get Shane's opinion on. Hey, Shane.

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:38.839
<v Speaker 6>Hello, mate.

0:51:38.860 --> 0:51:39.500
<v Speaker 1>What do you think?

0:51:39.900 --> 0:51:42.460
<v Speaker 8>Hey. Yeah, I think she's crazy too.

0:51:42.500 --> 0:51:42.680
<v Speaker 13>Yep.

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:45.140
<v Speaker 8>I reckon she's going to get a few crazy. I've

0:51:45.160 --> 0:51:46.720
<v Speaker 8>been a massage therapist for 27 years.

0:51:47.280 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, a massage therapist.

0:51:48.500 --> 0:51:48.700
<v Speaker 6>Yes.

0:51:48.719 --> 0:51:49.379
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:53.140
<v Speaker 8>And the thing is, probably you would.

0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:57.239
<v Speaker 8>Not losing sort of half his clients. I mean, it's

0:51:57.280 --> 0:52:02.700
<v Speaker 8>probably more because women are more proactive at getting things done.

0:52:02.950 --> 0:52:08.509
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's more often than not see women with PTs.

0:52:08.630 --> 0:52:09.149
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not men.

0:52:09.430 --> 0:52:14.969
<v Speaker 3>Not very often men, apart from you, but you're half female. So, yeah,

0:52:15.070 --> 0:52:17.879
<v Speaker 3>it would take out a big chunk of his clientele.

0:52:18.180 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, man. Yeah, and you've never had like a female

0:52:21.180 --> 0:52:23.240
<v Speaker 1>client try and hit on you or anything, Shane?

0:52:23.260 --> 0:52:23.320
<v Speaker 14>No.

0:52:25.360 --> 0:52:30.270
<v Speaker 8>Well, you have at times, but, I mean, you keep

0:52:30.290 --> 0:52:31.029
<v Speaker 8>it professional.

0:52:31.930 --> 0:52:35.300
<v Speaker 3>Shane, have you ever had, like, a client or anyone

0:52:35.320 --> 0:52:37.200
<v Speaker 3>that you've massaged.

0:52:36.660 --> 0:52:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Hit on you?

0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:39.379
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. How's your wife with it?

0:52:43.290 --> 0:52:46.700
<v Speaker 8>Actually, yeah. I've had a couple of guys.

0:52:47.080 --> 0:52:48.500
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go.

0:52:48.540 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:52:48.820 --> 0:52:49.580
<v Speaker 2>I've got a cousin.

0:52:49.660 --> 0:52:55.110
<v Speaker 3>My cousin is a physiotherapist and he is 20, I

0:52:55.170 --> 0:52:58.510
<v Speaker 3>think he'd be about 28 now, a very good looking

0:52:58.550 --> 0:53:01.790
<v Speaker 3>young man. And he says eight out of 10 of

0:53:01.830 --> 0:53:05.860
<v Speaker 3>his clients will either hit on him physically after the

0:53:05.900 --> 0:53:10.189
<v Speaker 3>massage or Or they will text him afterwards or they'll

0:53:10.210 --> 0:53:14.489
<v Speaker 3>call the place or they'll send an email. I mean,

0:53:14.930 --> 0:53:18.550
<v Speaker 3>it's almost, his looks are almost a burden to his career.

0:53:18.830 --> 0:53:19.970
<v Speaker 1>What do you think of that, Shane?

0:53:21.989 --> 0:53:23.370
<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I don't have that problem.

0:53:23.510 --> 0:53:26.670
<v Speaker 1>No, he's not as good looking. Yeah, that's fine. All right, Sarah,

0:53:26.710 --> 0:53:27.270
<v Speaker 1>what do you think?

0:53:28.210 --> 0:53:28.910
<v Speaker 12>Hey, Sarah.

0:53:28.969 --> 0:53:29.149
<v Speaker 13>Hi.

0:53:29.790 --> 0:53:32.089
<v Speaker 7>I don't think she's crazy at all.

0:53:32.410 --> 0:53:35.060
<v Speaker 1>You don't think she's crazy. You are supporting the girlfriend,

0:53:35.100 --> 0:53:37.120
<v Speaker 1>banning him from having female PT clients.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, because he can just work with male clients if

0:53:41.250 --> 0:53:41.630
<v Speaker 7>he wanted to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's limiting, though. Like, it'd be limiting for me if

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, if my girlfriend said you can

0:53:46.380 --> 0:53:48.540
<v Speaker 1>only do radio with men. Like, what am I, just

0:53:48.580 --> 0:53:52.259
<v Speaker 1>me and Sean having a chat? What is this, Triple M?

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<v Speaker 2>What about, I reckon maybe there could be like an

0:53:55.660 --> 0:53:56.260
<v Speaker 2>age limit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, would that be a fair compromise?

0:53:59.469 --> 0:54:01.310
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that might be a fair compromise for Jake.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel, Jake? Anything, you name the age, Amy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, me. Sorry, how old are you, Jake?

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<v Speaker 15>I'm 28.

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<v Speaker 2>And how old is your girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 15>She's 27.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so maybe you can do female clients above the

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<v Speaker 3>age of 40. Hey, and to be honest, they're the

0:54:19.000 --> 0:54:21.020
<v Speaker 3>ones who usually are looking for a PT.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like if I went to a gym now, I truthfully,

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<v Speaker 3>I would lock in with a PT for maybe six weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>to learn all about different machines and equipment and what

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get out of going.

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<v Speaker 1>To the gym. And to hit on him.

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<v Speaker 2>And not to hit on Jake, no.

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel like I'm more his clientele, and Jake's

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<v Speaker 3>not looking at this old Sultana. So I feel like

0:54:44.340 --> 0:54:45.560
<v Speaker 3>his girlfriend would feel safe.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think about that, Jake? Stick to older

0:54:47.580 --> 0:54:48.500
<v Speaker 1>female clientele.

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<v Speaker 15>Mate, look, I've been hit on before.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, it's not a.

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<v Speaker 15>A strange sort of situation for it to happen. And

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<v Speaker 15>I'll be honest with you, the ones that I'll probably

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<v Speaker 15>be most worried about are the ones that are, you know,

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<v Speaker 15>40 or something and divorced.

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<v Speaker 4>The coogers!

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<v Speaker 2>The thirsty coogers!

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<v Speaker 1>That's true. Good on you, man. It's up to you

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<v Speaker 1>what you do with this. But a lot of people

0:55:12.760 --> 0:55:18.609
<v Speaker 1>are saying your girlfriend's being crazy. And last calls now

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<v Speaker 1>on 131065. Hello, Harry.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Harry.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, mate.

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<v Speaker 13>How you going?

0:55:23.070 --> 0:55:24.029
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to talk about, man?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Just ringing up about your person before that had

0:55:27.610 --> 0:55:31.680
<v Speaker 6>the missus that couldn't deal with him having female clients.

0:55:31.940 --> 0:55:33.060
<v Speaker 1>Oh, he's a PT.

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<v Speaker 3>PT and the girlfriend doesn't feel comfortable with him having

0:55:38.040 --> 0:55:38.900
<v Speaker 3>female clients.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I fully understand that she has her own insecurities, but

0:55:44.390 --> 0:55:47.050
<v Speaker 6>she can't go and enforce that onto him and especially

0:55:47.090 --> 0:55:48.290
<v Speaker 6>his work life. You know what I mean?

0:55:48.710 --> 0:55:49.030
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I do think it's more of a her issue.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She's obviously probably.

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<v Speaker 6>Reason I resonated with it is my missus is a

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<v Speaker 6>massage therapist.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and does she do guys?

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<v Speaker 14>100%.

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<v Speaker 6>And I know the fact that, first of all, she

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<v Speaker 6>gets hit up all the time, yeah? And then second

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<v Speaker 6>of all, I know that a lot of guys that

0:56:11.620 --> 0:56:14.919
<v Speaker 6>go in there are going in there for a massage for, say,

0:56:15.080 --> 0:56:17.980
<v Speaker 6>one butt. Also, with the intent of hitting her up,

0:56:18.020 --> 0:56:18.580
<v Speaker 6>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. They might just be opportunistic. They might be getting

0:56:21.820 --> 0:56:23.470
<v Speaker 1>a massage.

0:56:23.700 --> 0:56:25.850
<v Speaker 6>Maybe, but I know for a fact that a lot

0:56:25.870 --> 0:56:28.529
<v Speaker 6>of them aren't, right? I know what guys are like, yeah?

0:56:28.710 --> 0:56:29.390
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:56:29.850 --> 0:56:33.330
<v Speaker 6>And they look at her and that's why they go

0:56:33.350 --> 0:56:34.149
<v Speaker 6>in there, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>But the reason it doesn't affect me like that is

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<v Speaker 6>because I know at the end of the day that

0:56:39.670 --> 0:56:41.089
<v Speaker 6>I'm the one that gets the rooter when we get home,

0:56:41.170 --> 0:56:41.630
<v Speaker 6>you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

0:56:42.510 --> 0:56:44.100
<v Speaker 1>You could have said because I trust her, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>You do.

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<v Speaker 1>You trust her.

0:56:46.530 --> 0:56:46.950
<v Speaker 5>Though, right?

0:56:47.469 --> 0:56:50.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I've got her by trust, but also I'm the

0:56:50.040 --> 0:56:50.400
<v Speaker 6>one that gets.

0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:54.820
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we get it. He's got a point.

0:56:54.860 --> 0:56:55.580
<v Speaker 2>He's got a point.

0:56:55.620 --> 0:56:57.500
<v Speaker 3>Like, at the end of the day, guys can have

0:56:57.540 --> 0:56:59.799
<v Speaker 3>a crack at her, but she's still going home to him.

0:56:59.960 --> 0:57:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And you know what? A guy doesn't mind that.

0:57:02.060 --> 0:57:05.270
<v Speaker 1>Because we'd prefer to have a missus who guys want

0:57:05.290 --> 0:57:05.630
<v Speaker 1>to hit on.

0:57:05.650 --> 0:57:05.970
<v Speaker 6>Yes.

0:57:06.630 --> 0:57:08.310
<v Speaker 1>As opposed to no one's interested.

0:57:08.650 --> 0:57:09.110
<v Speaker 15>Yeah.

0:57:09.170 --> 0:57:09.790
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

0:57:09.910 --> 0:57:10.149
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:57:10.290 --> 0:57:13.270
<v Speaker 1>Good on you, man. Jenny's on. Hi, Jenny. Hey, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

0:57:14.250 --> 0:57:15.410
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to talk about?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, I just want to make a comment about the

0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:22.880
<v Speaker 7>females and males of the family with their parents. I

0:57:22.900 --> 0:57:25.660
<v Speaker 7>think straight up there's a cognitive decline.

0:57:25.760 --> 0:57:26.180
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes.

0:57:26.300 --> 0:57:27.340
<v Speaker 12>Oh, yeah.

0:57:27.460 --> 0:57:29.720
<v Speaker 1>If you have more girls, you're going to have more

0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:31.740
<v Speaker 1>of a cognitive decline. And we were trying to work

0:57:31.820 --> 0:57:32.460
<v Speaker 1>out why.

0:57:32.720 --> 0:57:32.980
<v Speaker 12>Yes.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you know, I think it's just a sad relationship.

0:57:37.930 --> 0:57:40.510
<v Speaker 1>Boys are the opposite. It's the opposite. I got that

0:57:40.550 --> 0:57:43.570
<v Speaker 1>completely wrong. If you have boys, cognitive decline.

0:57:43.630 --> 0:57:44.530
<v Speaker 10>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you got boys, Jenny?

0:57:46.650 --> 0:57:47.330
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't.

0:57:47.350 --> 0:57:48.050
<v Speaker 7>I have a daughter.

0:57:48.230 --> 0:57:48.690
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:57:48.750 --> 0:57:52.930
<v Speaker 7>And I've always remembered a saying, a son is your

0:57:52.990 --> 0:57:55.660
<v Speaker 7>son until he takes a wife. Yeah. Your daughter is

0:57:55.680 --> 0:57:57.280
<v Speaker 7>your daughter for the rest of your life.

0:57:57.720 --> 0:58:00.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it is so true and I always say

0:58:00.400 --> 0:58:05.780
<v Speaker 3>this because I'm a daughter. I'm the daughter and I

0:58:05.840 --> 0:58:09.750
<v Speaker 3>make the effort with my parents and my two brothers

0:58:09.770 --> 0:58:14.110
<v Speaker 3>are in contact with my parents only because of their wives.

0:58:15.420 --> 0:58:17.260
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get you. The wives keep it going.

0:58:17.300 --> 0:58:20.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then they probably, both my brothers probably spend

0:58:20.180 --> 0:58:22.680
<v Speaker 3>more time with their wives' side of the family.

0:58:22.700 --> 0:58:22.770
<v Speaker 14>Yes.

0:58:23.180 --> 0:58:23.940
<v Speaker 10>Yes.

0:58:23.980 --> 0:58:25.480
<v Speaker 2>It's true, isn't it?

0:58:25.700 --> 0:58:25.860
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:58:25.880 --> 0:58:26.160
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:58:26.220 --> 0:58:28.410
<v Speaker 1>So basically, sons are shit.

0:58:28.910 --> 0:58:32.990
<v Speaker 3>Well, they love you to the ends of the earth

0:58:33.070 --> 0:58:35.630
<v Speaker 3>until they don't. And then it's like when they do,

0:58:35.710 --> 0:58:37.150
<v Speaker 3>they find themselves a wife.

0:58:37.170 --> 0:58:37.290
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:58:37.950 --> 0:58:40.230
<v Speaker 2>They shift their love. Oh, I can't even think about it.

0:58:40.270 --> 0:58:42.229
<v Speaker 1>That's going to happen to you twice. No, it's not.

0:58:42.270 --> 0:58:43.470
<v Speaker 1>It's going to happen twice.

0:58:43.630 --> 0:58:47.410
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to assassinate all of my son's partners.

0:58:48.170 --> 0:58:48.490
<v Speaker 12>I'm joking.

0:58:48.510 --> 0:58:53.000
<v Speaker 1>He was marrying royals. Oh, no, that's Regicide. Michael's on. Hello, Michael.

0:58:54.120 --> 0:58:54.520
<v Speaker 10>Hey, Michael.

0:58:54.620 --> 0:58:54.939
<v Speaker 8>Hey, Mikey.

0:58:54.960 --> 0:58:55.520
<v Speaker 14>How are you?

0:58:55.540 --> 0:58:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Good, mate. What do you want to say?

0:58:57.840 --> 0:59:00.020
<v Speaker 14>I just want to just follow up on what the

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:02.080
<v Speaker 14>guy was saying about his missus being a masseuse.

0:59:02.340 --> 0:59:02.680
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:59:03.700 --> 0:59:05.980
<v Speaker 14>I can't lie. That guy definitely has a chair in

0:59:06.020 --> 0:59:06.800
<v Speaker 14>the corner of his room.

0:59:07.630 --> 0:59:09.070
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you think he's into watching.

0:59:10.840 --> 0:59:12.810
<v Speaker 14>I think he's a bit of a cuck, can't lie.

0:59:13.850 --> 0:59:16.350
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like you wouldn't be okay with your missus being

0:59:16.410 --> 0:59:18.110
<v Speaker 3>a masseuse and massaging her.

0:59:18.230 --> 0:59:23.040
<v Speaker 14>Hell no. Hell no. I've heard stories from my friends

0:59:23.060 --> 0:59:27.980
<v Speaker 14>who have been PTs. They've trained married women, girls in relationships.

0:59:28.400 --> 0:59:31.700
<v Speaker 14>I'm sure it's vice versa as well, but I'm sorry.

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:34.070
<v Speaker 14>You do not know what goes on behind those closed

0:59:34.090 --> 0:59:35.010
<v Speaker 14>doors when you're not there.

0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Is it about the fact that it's intimate and you're

0:59:37.600 --> 0:59:40.360
<v Speaker 1>wearing little clothes and you're like, what is it? Because

0:59:40.380 --> 0:59:41.860
<v Speaker 1>you can just get it on with the guy over

0:59:41.910 --> 0:59:42.650
<v Speaker 1>there in the office.

0:59:42.710 --> 0:59:46.189
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I think it's also about the fact that, yeah,

0:59:46.290 --> 0:59:48.590
<v Speaker 3>in summer and stuff, girls are in little bike shorts,

0:59:48.650 --> 0:59:51.669
<v Speaker 3>little crop tops. You're in close proximity to each other

0:59:51.710 --> 0:59:56.840
<v Speaker 3>with lesser clothes on. There's little touchy-feely, like nothing inappropriate,

0:59:56.860 --> 0:59:58.700
<v Speaker 3>but there's always the little touches.

0:59:59.040 --> 1:00:01.820
<v Speaker 2>Plus you're exercising, so the endorphins are pumping.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

1:00:03.120 --> 1:00:05.720
<v Speaker 1>Whereas if I took up piano lessons with a female

1:00:05.880 --> 1:00:08.190
<v Speaker 1>piano teacher, you're not going to get it on.

1:00:08.610 --> 1:00:11.390
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you would if she was a good sort and blonde.

1:00:11.830 --> 1:00:13.790
<v Speaker 1>Are there many good sort piano teachers?

1:00:14.110 --> 1:00:15.390
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. I think they all look like

1:00:15.470 --> 1:00:16.110
<v Speaker 2>Susan Boyle.

1:00:16.780 --> 1:00:19.780
<v Speaker 3>Sorry if there's any hot piano teachers listening.

1:00:19.980 --> 1:00:23.300
<v Speaker 1>All right, tomorrow, Ali Langdon from A Current Affair is

1:00:23.420 --> 1:00:26.380
<v Speaker 1>dropping by. Oh, it turns out one of the guys

1:00:26.440 --> 1:00:28.570
<v Speaker 1>on the team has a big crush on her.

1:00:28.590 --> 1:00:29.910
<v Speaker 2>On Ali Langdon.

1:00:29.970 --> 1:00:32.030
<v Speaker 1>Well, it can't be the gay Zayn, so who's it

1:00:32.050 --> 1:00:34.130
<v Speaker 1>going to be? Okay, we'll find out tomorrow.

1:00:34.150 --> 1:00:34.270
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1:00:35.590 --> 1:00:38.800
<v Speaker 1>You got one of these mum dilemma to the group

1:00:38.820 --> 1:00:39.200
<v Speaker 1>chat things.

1:00:39.340 --> 1:00:39.520
<v Speaker 6>Yep.

1:00:39.680 --> 1:00:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay. We're going to get that on. Your chance to

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<v Speaker 1>Have a good Wednesday. We'll see you tomorrow. See you Thursday.