WEBVTT - #243: Childbirth Simulator 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:03.240 This is just. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.720 Hosted by a couple of mitches. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:11.760 Yeah, hello, you delease yourself for the rude shocks of 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:12.760 young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:13.720 I'd rather be. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:16.800 Dead than be called gunkle, that nickname for gay uncle. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:18.800 Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.240 the word. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:21.320 Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:23.919 funkles here give am uncle? 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:32.440 No Michuli and Mitchell KOs Hello, Yeah, Hello, Yeah, hello Mitchell. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:33.960 Can I ask you a question? 0:00:34.280 --> 0:00:35.000 Yeah. 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:37.440 By the time this episode's out, Gaga's new single will 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:37.880 have dropped. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:41.800 Oh what's it called a zekera or something with a bowler? 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.320 Forgotten? Actually, what is it calling a disease? Disease? Yes, 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:46.760 I see, I see what you were getting at. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:47.080 Yeah. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.880 But at the time of record, we haven't heard it yet. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.080 It's so frustrating. I want to comment on it. Oh 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:54.440 have you been given This is the honest question. Have 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.400 you been given a seat? 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:55.600 Peck? 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:55.800 Oh? 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:56.640 Should we ask Grace? 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.320 May youp I meant you if you If you've not 0:00:58.400 --> 0:00:59.720 heard it, then the answern't. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.200 I Well, if I haven't, she would have shown me. No, 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:02.840 I don't think we haven't. I can checked my email. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.560 Let me check price keeper, Jenna, our third wheel is here. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:08.480 You worked for an old people music radio station. You 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:10.200 wouldn't have heard the new single in evands. 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:10.280 Have you no? 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:13.080 But we have started playing bad Romance? 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:14.960 Is that now considered a classic hit? 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:15.240 Yeah? 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:15.920 That's hilarious. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.119 I've got the press release for it, but I've got 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.280 no song. They wouldn't riskly king a Gaga song like that, 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.399 They wouldn't send it out. Yeah, why don't we do? 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:24.240 Two reactions? 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.720 Okay? Reaction A is she's. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:34.800 Back old Gaga Mitchell, when just hearing that song made 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:35.800 me feel so. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:37.679 Good I've never felt anything. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:44.479 And then option B, it's not a best she's lost 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.080 away a bit Mike Gaga, it's okay, Dephnie, what the 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:47.840 fuck you think? 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:49.600 And Katie Perry clearly had a meeting. 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:51.240 Do you reckon? 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:55.360 Our voiceover Guy Bradley, who also happens to masquerade as 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.040 the music director for Kiss FM. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:58.160 Do you reckon? He's heard it? 0:01:58.840 --> 0:01:59.000 Oh? 0:01:59.040 --> 0:01:59.840 Should we ask him? 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:01.720 Could you there? 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:07.720 He's usually let me Jo get Bradley. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:09.480 Right, it's going to get Bradley. Oh I found him. 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:10.880 He was having his lunch. 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.560 Sorry, hello Bradley. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.840 Bradley, So you know what this is kind of a 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.119 bucket list moment. Brad's our vo artist, and we're doing 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.000 our bucket list before we end the show while you're here. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.360 This isn't why I dragged you in, but we actually 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:28.360 should thank Bradley because our listeners have heard your voice 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.000 just as much as ours every episode. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:33.160 Yes, they have give us live. 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:33.760 Is it just me? 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:34.839 All? Oh? 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:40.720 Is it just me? That's I love it. That's really cool, Brad. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.440 Now, I wanted to make have you heard Gaga's new 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.160 thingle in advance? 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:44.480 Well? 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.880 Interesting that you should ask. No, I haven't, and I 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:52.120 usually would have done close out, but there's a reason 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:56.200 why I haven't. An Italian radio station leaked die with 0:02:56.280 --> 0:03:02.440 a smile. And so for this hugely important single from 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.960 Lady Gagar, her and her team are keeping it very 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.000 close to their chests. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.959 So fucking Lasagna fam ruined it for all of it. 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:13.640 Leaning Tower of Pizza local breakfast shows. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:15.320 Leaning Tower a piece of shits they are. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.760 Yeah, yeah, So I'm just hoping to get it in 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.680 enough advanced time to be able to get it on air. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:25.760 You know, at the embargo time it's three pm Australian 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.920 Eastern daylight time. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:28.760 Fuck me, that'll be your shame, man, I'll be able 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.920 to play it's on the pickup the picture, Yes, the 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.200 picture getting its first spin globally. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:34.960 Will we do it? 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:36.640 Will we do it first song of the show? Do 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:36.920 you think? 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:37.240 Yes? 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:38.520 Ah? 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.640 Oh, that's so exciting and I haven't heard it. I've 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:41.720 had to schedule it. 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:43.440 Listen to the pickup for the birth time. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.840 Same a question for you for like the radio nerds, 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:51.360 or anyone who wonders selecting music for like a radio station. 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.960 One of the most successful not hearing the Gaga song? 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.440 Do you put it in just because we've got a 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:00.000 new Gaga song? Yes, it could be terrible. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:03.120 Yeah, no, well there are there are very few artists 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.400 that would get scheduled on Kiss. 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:07.920 Without having heard the song at all. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.320 Yeah, you know, you could probably roll the dice on 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:12.680 Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Pink. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.440 I remember when I worked here, we were rushing to 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.359 get The Archer by Taylor Fift on air when it 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.320 first dropped, and as it was going to air, we 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:25.000 were kind of like, hmmm, it's a great song, but 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:26.360 not for radio pop hit. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:30.320 So look all we've been able to read lots of 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:33.320 Gaga friends and news out there, so you know we 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.640 can gather that it's up tempo. It's supposed to be 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:39.279 a pop record, so that this this song should at 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:43.479 least have some energy and be poppy harlequin shit. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:47.120 No, you know, I think it'll be pissed off ben 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:51.400 Lee Catch my Disease and she's doing disease, She's already 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:55.400 be off. Yes, drop the catch my catch. My favorite 0:04:55.440 --> 0:05:00.280 memory with Bradley this is like it's a Eulogeni's is 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.920 when we had Beyonce's Renaissance drop and we wanted to 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:04.160 do a whole album playthrough. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:08.600 Yes, and it was old with just swear. There were 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.039 a few bombs of really different sorts in it. 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.360 Yes. We weren't provided a radio edit, which we often are, 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:15.320 so we had the album and on air. I think 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.640 it was during my show where I said, you know, 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.360 we'll have it on the hour at eight pm or whatever, 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.039 and we got it, like I think it was like 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:23.160 seven fifty five save. But we had to get our 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.680 audio team to put it in their system and then remove. Yes, 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:27.320 it was. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:31.039 Making edits on the fly for a variety of tracks. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.960 I think particularly the first song I think of the album. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.880 There were N bombs and F bombs yeah, it was 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:37.200 a lot. 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:37.719 Yes. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:40.320 You know what I find most interesting about Brad's job, 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:43.800 not as the vo but like he's so fucking conscientious 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:45.800 about what's happening in the world. Like, for example, what 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.760 songs would have to get dropped if there was a 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:48.359 bush fire? 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.080 Well, yeah, we couldn't play burn by Ellie Golding. I 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:51.640 would have to. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:57.560 We don't play we Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:00.480 just like fire pink, Oh, just like fire. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.960 That's so true. Yeah, you did play However, I think 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:07.400 breathing when the Titans submersible blew up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:09.880 under pressure was an interesting choice from me on that. 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.760 Thank you, Bradley. Isn't it great? 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.560 Yes, it's weird he just recorded ViOS once, but he 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:17.799 still feels like part of the family. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:21.440 That's very sweet. Well, you and Tony Lodge who worked here, yes, 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.359 years ago when we started this show and she she 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.840 wasn't anybody in the public space and she did our 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:27.800 vio with Brad and then now she's one of the 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:28.880 biggest podcasters. 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:30.880 For people, Like is that fucking Tony. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.039 I'm surprised we haven't got a season desist from her 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:35.080 because if that wasn't me. My ego would be like, 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:39.520 get it off that. She probably probably, Yeah, thank you, Brad, 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.480 thank you, thank you all, thank you back doing music, 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.920 thank you disease. We have nothing, we don't know nothing. 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.839 Oh that was a nice, unexpected bucket list moment. But 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:51.520 also I knew Brad was itching to get back to 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:53.880 his desk. It's such a work with lunch. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.200 he was eating his DESIGNI from last night the Leftovers. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.039 He's like, what if there's been an explosion, I can't 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.119 play boom boom clap? 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.680 Is it boom clap boo? I fucked it? 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:06.520 If there's a chemical spill, toxic bo Brittany, that's imagine 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.760 that nuclear reactor. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:13.320 Can't do that during the or no, never mind, it's inappropriate. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:15.560 You want to say it. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:19.760 I really do say it. Trump's attempted assassination. I'll be 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:26.360 rid and shut. I was going to say, man place anyway. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.120 Welcome is just me? Every show we start the same 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:30.640 with it, Is it just me? It's something we've noticed, 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.680 something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:34.880 don't know Mitch's. It's that straightforward, that easy. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:36.560 It really is. Do you want to kick things off. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:39.680 Yeah, and you know what I've got. Because we're wrapping up, 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.840 I'm like, kind of, I'm not really adding in gems. 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.760 I'm going back into my catalog like detoxing. Yeah, I'm 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.400 trying to cleanse out all the ones that I never 0:07:47.440 --> 0:07:51.440 got through. So it's like junk aunt Jennie drunk. But 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.080 I've got a lot of options. 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.200 Do you want me to go and you think about it? 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:57.880 Okay, go for it. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:07:59.840 Okay, sure, Bradley. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:04.440 Prerecorded Bradley, here we go. 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:05.480 What do you mean pre recorded? 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:08.880 He's live with the banned Bradley. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.000 Is it just me? 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:18.880 The emails need to calm the fuck down? Oh yeah, Yeah, 0:08:19.080 --> 0:08:21.680 I'm sick of it. It's really hard to stay on 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.400 top of when there's all this unnecessary ship coming through 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:27.000 all the time. Sometimes my inbox gets up to like 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:30.120 four hundred unreads and then I'll do kind of like 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:33.079 what you're doing with your gems, a purge, a cleanse, 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:35.319 and I'll get down to like only one or two 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.959 unread and then within two hours it's up to eighty 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:42.160 nine again. Yeah, Jesus, and they're all so unnecessary. Amazon. 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.240 Amazon are the worst culprit. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:46.720 What are they saying? Your orders arrived or it's on 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:47.640 its way. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.960 All that and more. They'll be like confirmed, your orders confirmed. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:53.160 I'm like, I know I did it. They're like, your 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:53.840 order's been. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:56.680 Dispatched, your order is coming, your order is there, yes, 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:57.560 rape your order. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.480 That's five emails for one fucking thing. 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:02.240 Yes. It's the worst. In the early days of Facebook, 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.800 I had notifications on for everything. So Jenna Benson liked 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.920 your post was an email. I didn't need that in writing. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.280 I don't need that written for me please. Also, I 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.720 hate how sassy Gmail is, Like I get an email 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:16.280 and I'm going I'm going to ruminate on this for 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.600 a little bit, yes, and then it's like me in 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:22.600 a while, lazy fucker, Yeah, yeah, time to reply. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.079 I actually find that helpful. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:26.880 I'm a bit of a dumb fuck and sometimes I'll 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:28.960 type a reply and just forget to hit that. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:30.120 Oh me too. 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:33.720 I actually love the Gmail function where like say, for example, 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.360 someone set me an invite and then it's like, hey, Mitch, 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.520 we'd love to see here, and then I'll open the 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.360 Gmail and I'll go thanks, and then ingray it'll go 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.160 I'd love to come along, cheers Mitch. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:44.319 Like it just it predicts what I'm gonna say. 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:46.440 Yeah, I've never Actually, I'm like, you don't know me, 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:48.920 you don't know me at all. But I'm just think 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.720 of all the unnecessary follow up emails. It's for one thing, 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:54.800 like when I come to this studio and I pay 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.240 for the parking, because I do that all online. Now 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.959 it'll be like, oh, we've sent you a one time car. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.200 To verify that you're able to use this fucking car. Yes, 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.040 go to your email, and then when I do that, 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.080 it'll be like, what was this you in a separate 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.120 email if it wasn't clicking up? 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:09.840 Yes, I know. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.920 I literally went to the emails, especially to verify. 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.599 Now you're warning me again, and then it'll be like confirmed, 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:18.280 here's your receipt, and then reminder your thinging is about 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.439 to expire, your parking, And I'm like, can just leave 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:22.520 me the fuck alone. I'm in charge here. I know 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:23.959 all these things have happened already. 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:25.480 Yeah. Is it just me on the fly? Or do 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.480 we not need security checks for basic websites. If I'm 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.360 going to my banking, sure give me two factor authentication. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.439 Yeah, But if I'm trying to get the Donut King app, 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.840 I don't need codes send to my email to confirm 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:38.720 my identity. 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.000 I don't need to do two captures. I don't need 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:42.640 to slide the puzzle piece. I just want to get 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:43.360 the cinnamon bundle. 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:43.520 Ye. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:47.760 But then actual important emails somehow get lost in junk. 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:51.079 Yes, yes, yes, literal junk, literal junk. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:53.719 Yes, somehow comes through to my main inbox and it's 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.520 constantly going off And no, wonder I've gotten in the 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:56.640 habit of ignoring emails. 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.439 Now, I'm like, it's probably useless. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:01.640 Oh yeah, I'm the same that the audiomatic important inbox 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.720 that Gmail makes for me is not right. It's never accurate. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.079 It's like, no, I don't need to know the rebox sale. 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.280 It's that that's having a sale. You don't need to 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:11.600 put that in my important. 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:13.960 So I ordered an outfit for the Wicked movie premiere? 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:15.080 Was the one you showed us? 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:19.320 Yes, And I'm getting constant updates not only from the 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.360 website I got it, but also D d L the 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.000 fucking couriers. They sent me an email, both of them 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:27.160 that said your order is ready to be shipped. I 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:30.000 was like, oh, why do I need that information? And 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.000 then your order has been shipped, and then another email 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:36.280 will someone be home authorized fucking see me to free delivery. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:38.000 I'm like, can you get off my dick for five 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:38.800 fucking seconds? 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.400 Totally? You know what. I didn't like emails, but I 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:43.520 love sending an email. There is something, Mitch. You brought 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.400 it up on the show a few months ago, like, 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:49.000 there's phone tasks and computer toask jobs. Yeah, laptop jobs, 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:52.640 booking a holiday laptop job. But if I'm going to 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.000 ask someone if I want to get lunch to text. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:58.360 But if I'm gonna like send talk about work. I 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:01.040 put that in writing in an email pay the chain. Yeah, 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:02.240 it seems more official. 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.440 Here's another one. I'm just going through my inboox right now. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:07.360 I went and saw a Titanic again. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:10.800 You've seen more what I have, and I told you 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:11.280 about it. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:13.280 So you've only seen it once in Sydney, once in 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:14.720 New York. Yes, yeah, I've overtaken. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:16.600 Said how is this. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:17.839 Improv third time round? 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.880 Yeah? I was wondering is it really improved? But yeah, 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:24.080 it's different every time. Anyway, I bought the tickets and 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.600 I got three emails. One of them was your order 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:30.040 is confirmed. These aren't your tickets written all caps. I'm like, 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.360 what's the time are you sending me an email to 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.520 tell me I've bought tickets but you're withholding the tickets, 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.600 and then two minutes later, here are your tickets, and 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.880 then that afternoon reminder your upcoming trip to Titanic. 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:43.320 I was like, I know, I did that. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.360 Yeah, I know. No, I'm telling you, I'm with you. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.439 Or like you get an email if you transfer someone 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.200 money on your bank AAP, you'll get an email being 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:50.640 like confirmation of transferring one. 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:51.319 I did it. 0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:52.679 I know. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:55.439 I don't need to tell me, leave me alone. I'm 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:55.720 with you. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.360 There was a medical emergency at Titanic class. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.679 Yeah, you said you didn't mention meeting. Tell us what happened? 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:02.360 Oh, they had to stop the show? 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.319 How did they stop it? The in character or. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:08.120 Yeah, we just heard this crash and a glass smashing, 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.319 you know, like the seats that are above the ground 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.800 level what do they call them the stools or whatever. Yep, 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:16.120 we just heard a crash there. We thought maybe it 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.240 was the bar. And then the chick playing Celine Dean goes, oh, 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.880 everybody got key up there saying in character you're okay, 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:23.359 and someone in the crowd. 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.360 Goes, no, not really, we have an issue. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.640 They soldiered on, and then all of a sudden, the 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.960 MIC's got cut. The lights went out, and then the 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.839 cast walked off stage and goes, okay, everybody, well, we're 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:34.240 going to do We're gonna make sure that she's okay, 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:35.120 and then we'll be back with. 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:35.480 You, all right. 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.360 And then after ten minutes, people are like, have we 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.600 got time to go to the tour? And then after 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:43.760 fifteen minutes, we're like, yeah, we probably do. After twenty minutes, 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:45.120 thirty minutes, we're. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.839 Like, what the fuck's going on there? Did anyone come? 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:48.120 Did it? Like an ambulance come? 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.320 Yes, eventually, and there were people like doing first aid, 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:54.000 first response whatever, because this person just kind of was 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:54.480 out of it. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:55.000 They fainted. 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:56.280 I don't know CPR or anything. 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.360 Was it No, it wasn't. It wasn't that point. But 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.360 I went to the bar again another one because I 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.839 was like, clearly I've got time very you, I know, right, 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.880 And the chick at the bar goes, oh my god, 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.480 I follow you on TikTok, I love you, and I said, fantastic. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.560 Can you give me the guess what's happened? She goes, oh, 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.440 lady passed out? Ambulance on the way. Eventually they got 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.599 the show back on the road, but I thought, fuck me, 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:18.000 is this the Mitchell Coombs curse playing up again? There 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.800 was a medical emergency when we went to angeliat as well. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:27.520 Yes I heard yeah, but that's on top in the store. 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.840 But imagine if me as someone who's doing a one 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.200 night only performance and Angeliette when what's going on out 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:36.600 there is everyone, okay, just stopped, angeliet you okay, everybody, everybody, 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.960 Juliette stop please for one second, get off the balcony. 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:44.360 Okay, so I didn't you so much, Larify, but you know, 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:46.160 all's well. That ends well. They assured us that she 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:47.600 was fine, so lingy on herself. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:49.200 Good. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.840 Good. Anyways, stop emailing me everyone, please. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.960 I agree. I'm going for the third time. Next week's 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:55.440 we'll be even so then we're going out. Yeah, I'm 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:56.480 taking my mom, I think, sure. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:57.120 Really will. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:58.640 It's the sort of me I don't want to bang 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:00.800 on about it, but it's the a musical that I 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.120 felt the need to personally take. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:04.520 People I know that hadn't seen it. 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:07.200 I was like, you must, yeah, no, it's so funny, 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.600 so funny, Totanique. Theyve stop paying us, by the way. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.560 So this is all just because we love the show. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.240 I know, but fuck me, there's a sucker born every 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:14.560 minute is and there. Why are they paying it? We're 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:21.880 talking about it anyway. As Helen Keller once said, this 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:25.400 podcast is fucking dope you're listening to? 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:27.280 Is it just me? 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:30.240 Now? Coming up in episode two forty four, which is 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:33.240 out on Wednesday. You asked for it, You're fucking getting it, 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:37.040 Nat pen Folds, we'll be back at our guest host, 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.600 our fourth wheel, I suppose. 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:41.000 And I think it's probably her fourth time, maybe maybe 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:42.200 fifth time on the show. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:45.520 Who knows. She's definitely the most frequently featured guests we've 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:45.880 ever had. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.920 She's our most frequented non celeb guest, Like she's just 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.120 a friend of ours. It's really funny, and our idiots 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:52.720 fucking love her. They asked for her to come back. 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.360 It's on the bucket list, one of the things. 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.800 We're doing before we end the show permanently. I don't 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.040 like her, Yeah, no, where does that come from? 0:15:59.040 --> 0:15:59.360 I don't know. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.440 I just don't like but you can maybe it's a 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:02.520 good time to bury the hat shirt. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:04.000 Na, You're cool. 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.440 We're just trying to help me make amends. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:08.800 So the reason that most people love the nat Penfold 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.120