Speaker 1: This is just.
Speaker 2: Hosted by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hello, you delease yourself for the rude shocks of
Speaker 3: young adults.
Speaker 2: I'd rather be.
Speaker 4: Dead than be called gunkle, that nickname for gay uncle.
Speaker 2: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change
Speaker 2: the word.
Speaker 5: Imagine if they were like God, he's put on weight
Speaker 5: funkles here give am uncle?
Speaker 2: No Michuli and Mitchell KOs Hello, Yeah, Hello, Yeah, hello Mitchell.
Speaker 5: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the time this episode's out, Gaga's new single will
Speaker 4: have dropped.
Speaker 2: Oh what's it called a zekera or something with a bowler?
Speaker 5: Forgotten? Actually, what is it calling a disease? Disease? Yes,
Speaker 5: I see, I see what you were getting at.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But at the time of record, we haven't heard it yet.
Speaker 4: It's so frustrating. I want to comment on it. Oh
Speaker 4: have you been given This is the honest question. Have
Speaker 4: you been given a seat?
Speaker 6: Peck?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Should we ask Grace?
Speaker 5: May youp I meant you if you If you've not
Speaker 5: heard it, then the answern't.
Speaker 2: I Well, if I haven't, she would have shown me. No,
Speaker 2: I don't think we haven't. I can checked my email.
Speaker 4: Let me check price keeper, Jenna, our third wheel is here.
Speaker 4: You worked for an old people music radio station. You
Speaker 4: wouldn't have heard the new single in evands.
Speaker 5: Have you no?
Speaker 7: But we have started playing bad Romance?
Speaker 5: Is that now considered a classic hit?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I've got the press release for it, but I've got
Speaker 2: no song. They wouldn't riskly king a Gaga song like that,
Speaker 2: They wouldn't send it out. Yeah, why don't we do?
Speaker 2: Two reactions?
Speaker 5: Okay? Reaction A is she's.
Speaker 4: Back old Gaga Mitchell, when just hearing that song made
Speaker 4: me feel so.
Speaker 7: Good I've never felt anything.
Speaker 4: And then option B, it's not a best she's lost
Speaker 4: away a bit Mike Gaga, it's okay, Dephnie, what the
Speaker 4: fuck you think?
Speaker 2: And Katie Perry clearly had a meeting.
Speaker 5: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: Our voiceover Guy Bradley, who also happens to masquerade as
Speaker 4: the music director for Kiss FM.
Speaker 5: Do you reckon? He's heard it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Should we ask him?
Speaker 5: Could you there?
Speaker 2: He's usually let me Jo get Bradley.
Speaker 5: Right, it's going to get Bradley. Oh I found him.
Speaker 2: He was having his lunch.
Speaker 4: Sorry, hello Bradley.
Speaker 2: Bradley, So you know what this is kind of a
Speaker 2: bucket list moment. Brad's our vo artist, and we're doing
Speaker 2: our bucket list before we end the show while you're here.
Speaker 4: This isn't why I dragged you in, but we actually
Speaker 4: should thank Bradley because our listeners have heard your voice
Speaker 4: just as much as ours every episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, they have give us live.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: All? Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? That's I love it. That's really cool, Brad.
Speaker 5: Now, I wanted to make have you heard Gaga's new
Speaker 5: thingle in advance?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Interesting that you should ask. No, I haven't, and I
Speaker 3: usually would have done close out, but there's a reason
Speaker 3: why I haven't. An Italian radio station leaked die with
Speaker 3: a smile. And so for this hugely important single from
Speaker 3: Lady Gagar, her and her team are keeping it very
Speaker 3: close to their chests.
Speaker 5: So fucking Lasagna fam ruined it for all of it.
Speaker 2: Leaning Tower of Pizza local breakfast shows.
Speaker 5: Leaning Tower a piece of shits they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So I'm just hoping to get it in
Speaker 3: enough advanced time to be able to get it on air.
Speaker 3: You know, at the embargo time it's three pm Australian
Speaker 3: Eastern daylight time.
Speaker 4: Fuck me, that'll be your shame, man, I'll be able
Speaker 4: to play it's on the pickup the picture, Yes, the
Speaker 4: picture getting its first spin globally.
Speaker 5: Will we do it?
Speaker 2: Will we do it first song of the show? Do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's so exciting and I haven't heard it. I've
Speaker 2: had to schedule it.
Speaker 5: Listen to the pickup for the birth time.
Speaker 2: Same a question for you for like the radio nerds,
Speaker 2: or anyone who wonders selecting music for like a radio station.
Speaker 2: One of the most successful not hearing the Gaga song?
Speaker 2: Do you put it in just because we've got a
Speaker 2: new Gaga song? Yes, it could be terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, well there are there are very few artists
Speaker 3: that would get scheduled on Kiss.
Speaker 2: Without having heard the song at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you could probably roll the dice on
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Pink.
Speaker 4: I remember when I worked here, we were rushing to
Speaker 4: get The Archer by Taylor Fift on air when it
Speaker 4: first dropped, and as it was going to air, we
Speaker 4: were kind of like, hmmm, it's a great song, but
Speaker 4: not for radio pop hit.
Speaker 3: So look all we've been able to read lots of
Speaker 3: Gaga friends and news out there, so you know we
Speaker 3: can gather that it's up tempo. It's supposed to be
Speaker 3: a pop record, so that this this song should at
Speaker 3: least have some energy and be poppy harlequin shit.
Speaker 2: No, you know, I think it'll be pissed off ben
Speaker 2: Lee Catch my Disease and she's doing disease, She's already
Speaker 2: be off. Yes, drop the catch my catch. My favorite
Speaker 2: memory with Bradley this is like it's a Eulogeni's is
Speaker 2: when we had Beyonce's Renaissance drop and we wanted to
Speaker 2: do a whole album playthrough.
Speaker 3: Yes, and it was old with just swear. There were
Speaker 3: a few bombs of really different sorts in it.
Speaker 2: Yes. We weren't provided a radio edit, which we often are,
Speaker 2: so we had the album and on air. I think
Speaker 2: it was during my show where I said, you know,
Speaker 2: we'll have it on the hour at eight pm or whatever,
Speaker 2: and we got it, like I think it was like
Speaker 2: seven fifty five save. But we had to get our
Speaker 2: audio team to put it in their system and then remove. Yes,
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 3: Making edits on the fly for a variety of tracks.
Speaker 3: I think particularly the first song I think of the album.
Speaker 3: There were N bombs and F bombs yeah, it was
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: You know what I find most interesting about Brad's job,
Speaker 4: not as the vo but like he's so fucking conscientious
Speaker 4: about what's happening in the world. Like, for example, what
Speaker 4: songs would have to get dropped if there was a
Speaker 4: bush fire?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we couldn't play burn by Ellie Golding. I
Speaker 2: would have to.
Speaker 3: We don't play we Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just like fire pink, Oh, just like fire.
Speaker 2: That's so true. Yeah, you did play However, I think
Speaker 2: breathing when the Titans submersible blew up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: under pressure was an interesting choice from me on that.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Bradley. Isn't it great?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's weird he just recorded ViOS once, but he
Speaker 4: still feels like part of the family.
Speaker 2: That's very sweet. Well, you and Tony Lodge who worked here, yes,
Speaker 2: years ago when we started this show and she she
Speaker 2: wasn't anybody in the public space and she did our
Speaker 2: vio with Brad and then now she's one of the
Speaker 2: biggest podcasters.
Speaker 5: For people, Like is that fucking Tony.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised we haven't got a season desist from her
Speaker 2: because if that wasn't me. My ego would be like,
Speaker 2: get it off that. She probably probably, Yeah, thank you, Brad,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you all, thank you back doing music,
Speaker 2: thank you disease. We have nothing, we don't know nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh that was a nice, unexpected bucket list moment. But
Speaker 2: also I knew Brad was itching to get back to
Speaker 2: his desk. It's such a work with lunch. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: he was eating his DESIGNI from last night the Leftovers.
Speaker 4: He's like, what if there's been an explosion, I can't
Speaker 4: play boom boom clap?
Speaker 5: Is it boom clap boo? I fucked it?
Speaker 2: If there's a chemical spill, toxic bo Brittany, that's imagine
Speaker 2: that nuclear reactor.
Speaker 5: Can't do that during the or no, never mind, it's inappropriate.
Speaker 7: You want to say it.
Speaker 4: I really do say it. Trump's attempted assassination. I'll be
Speaker 4: rid and shut. I was going to say, man place anyway.
Speaker 2: Welcome is just me? Every show we start the same
Speaker 2: with it, Is it just me? It's something we've noticed,
Speaker 2: something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I
Speaker 2: don't know Mitch's. It's that straightforward, that easy.
Speaker 5: It really is. Do you want to kick things off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what I've got. Because we're wrapping up,
Speaker 2: I'm like, kind of, I'm not really adding in gems.
Speaker 2: I'm going back into my catalog like detoxing. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to cleanse out all the ones that I never
Speaker 2: got through. So it's like junk aunt Jennie drunk. But
Speaker 2: I've got a lot of options.
Speaker 5: Do you want me to go and you think about it?
Speaker 2: Okay, go for it.
Speaker 5: Okay, sure, Bradley.
Speaker 2: Prerecorded Bradley, here we go.
Speaker 5: What do you mean pre recorded?
Speaker 4: He's live with the banned Bradley.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: The emails need to calm the fuck down? Oh yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm sick of it. It's really hard to stay on
Speaker 4: top of when there's all this unnecessary ship coming through
Speaker 4: all the time. Sometimes my inbox gets up to like
Speaker 4: four hundred unreads and then I'll do kind of like
Speaker 4: what you're doing with your gems, a purge, a cleanse,
Speaker 4: and I'll get down to like only one or two
Speaker 4: unread and then within two hours it's up to eighty
Speaker 4: nine again. Yeah, Jesus, and they're all so unnecessary. Amazon.
Speaker 4: Amazon are the worst culprit.
Speaker 2: What are they saying? Your orders arrived or it's on
Speaker 2: its way.
Speaker 5: All that and more. They'll be like confirmed, your orders confirmed.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I know I did it. They're like, your
Speaker 5: order's been.
Speaker 4: Dispatched, your order is coming, your order is there, yes,
Speaker 4: rape your order.
Speaker 5: That's five emails for one fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Yes. It's the worst. In the early days of Facebook,
Speaker 2: I had notifications on for everything. So Jenna Benson liked
Speaker 2: your post was an email. I didn't need that in writing.
Speaker 2: I don't need that written for me please. Also, I
Speaker 2: hate how sassy Gmail is, Like I get an email
Speaker 2: and I'm going I'm going to ruminate on this for
Speaker 2: a little bit, yes, and then it's like me in
Speaker 2: a while, lazy fucker, Yeah, yeah, time to reply.
Speaker 5: I actually find that helpful.
Speaker 4: I'm a bit of a dumb fuck and sometimes I'll
Speaker 4: type a reply and just forget to hit that.
Speaker 2: Oh me too.
Speaker 4: I actually love the Gmail function where like say, for example,
Speaker 4: someone set me an invite and then it's like, hey, Mitch,
Speaker 4: we'd love to see here, and then I'll open the
Speaker 4: Gmail and I'll go thanks, and then ingray it'll go
Speaker 4: I'd love to come along, cheers Mitch.
Speaker 2: Like it just it predicts what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never Actually, I'm like, you don't know me,
Speaker 4: you don't know me at all. But I'm just think
Speaker 4: of all the unnecessary follow up emails. It's for one thing,
Speaker 4: like when I come to this studio and I pay
Speaker 4: for the parking, because I do that all online. Now
Speaker 4: it'll be like, oh, we've sent you a one time car.
Speaker 4: To verify that you're able to use this fucking car. Yes,
Speaker 4: go to your email, and then when I do that,
Speaker 4: it'll be like, what was this you in a separate
Speaker 4: email if it wasn't clicking up?
Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
Speaker 5: I literally went to the emails, especially to verify.
Speaker 4: Now you're warning me again, and then it'll be like confirmed,
Speaker 4: here's your receipt, and then reminder your thinging is about
Speaker 4: to expire, your parking, And I'm like, can just leave
Speaker 4: me the fuck alone. I'm in charge here. I know
Speaker 4: all these things have happened already.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is it just me on the fly? Or do
Speaker 2: we not need security checks for basic websites. If I'm
Speaker 2: going to my banking, sure give me two factor authentication.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But if I'm trying to get the Donut King app,
Speaker 4: I don't need codes send to my email to confirm
Speaker 4: my identity.
Speaker 2: I don't need to do two captures. I don't need
Speaker 2: to slide the puzzle piece. I just want to get
Speaker 2: the cinnamon bundle.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 4: But then actual important emails somehow get lost in junk.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, literal junk, literal junk.
Speaker 4: Yes, somehow comes through to my main inbox and it's
Speaker 4: constantly going off And no, wonder I've gotten in the
Speaker 4: habit of ignoring emails.
Speaker 5: Now, I'm like, it's probably useless.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm the same that the audiomatic important inbox
Speaker 2: that Gmail makes for me is not right. It's never accurate.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, I don't need to know the rebox sale.
Speaker 2: It's that that's having a sale. You don't need to
Speaker 2: put that in my important.
Speaker 5: So I ordered an outfit for the Wicked movie premiere?
Speaker 2: Was the one you showed us?
Speaker 4: Yes, And I'm getting constant updates not only from the
Speaker 4: website I got it, but also D d L the
Speaker 4: fucking couriers. They sent me an email, both of them
Speaker 4: that said your order is ready to be shipped. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, why do I need that information? And
Speaker 4: then your order has been shipped, and then another email
Speaker 4: will someone be home authorized fucking see me to free delivery.
Speaker 4: I'm like, can you get off my dick for five
Speaker 4: fucking seconds?
Speaker 2: Totally? You know what. I didn't like emails, but I
Speaker 2: love sending an email. There is something, Mitch. You brought
Speaker 2: it up on the show a few months ago, like,
Speaker 2: there's phone tasks and computer toask jobs. Yeah, laptop jobs,
Speaker 2: booking a holiday laptop job. But if I'm going to
Speaker 2: ask someone if I want to get lunch to text.
Speaker 2: But if I'm gonna like send talk about work. I
Speaker 2: put that in writing in an email pay the chain. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it seems more official.
Speaker 4: Here's another one. I'm just going through my inboox right now.
Speaker 4: I went and saw a Titanic again.
Speaker 2: You've seen more what I have, and I told you
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 4: So you've only seen it once in Sydney, once in
Speaker 4: New York. Yes, yeah, I've overtaken.
Speaker 5: Said how is this.
Speaker 2: Improv third time round?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I was wondering is it really improved? But yeah,
Speaker 4: it's different every time. Anyway, I bought the tickets and
Speaker 4: I got three emails. One of them was your order
Speaker 4: is confirmed. These aren't your tickets written all caps. I'm like,
Speaker 4: what's the time are you sending me an email to
Speaker 4: tell me I've bought tickets but you're withholding the tickets,
Speaker 4: and then two minutes later, here are your tickets, and
Speaker 4: then that afternoon reminder your upcoming trip to Titanic.
Speaker 5: I was like, I know, I did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. No, I'm telling you, I'm with you.
Speaker 4: Or like you get an email if you transfer someone
Speaker 4: money on your bank AAP, you'll get an email being
Speaker 4: like confirmation of transferring one.
Speaker 5: I did it.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: I don't need to tell me, leave me alone. I'm
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 5: There was a medical emergency at Titanic class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said you didn't mention meeting. Tell us what happened?
Speaker 5: Oh, they had to stop the show?
Speaker 2: How did they stop it? The in character or.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just heard this crash and a glass smashing,
Speaker 4: you know, like the seats that are above the ground
Speaker 4: level what do they call them the stools or whatever. Yep,
Speaker 4: we just heard a crash there. We thought maybe it
Speaker 4: was the bar. And then the chick playing Celine Dean goes, oh,
Speaker 4: everybody got key up there saying in character you're okay,
Speaker 4: and someone in the crowd.
Speaker 5: Goes, no, not really, we have an issue.
Speaker 4: They soldiered on, and then all of a sudden, the
Speaker 4: MIC's got cut. The lights went out, and then the
Speaker 4: cast walked off stage and goes, okay, everybody, well, we're
Speaker 4: going to do We're gonna make sure that she's okay,
Speaker 4: and then we'll be back with.
Speaker 5: You, all right.
Speaker 4: And then after ten minutes, people are like, have we
Speaker 4: got time to go to the tour? And then after
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes, we're like, yeah, we probably do. After twenty minutes,
Speaker 4: thirty minutes, we're.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck's going on there? Did anyone come?
Speaker 2: Did it? Like an ambulance come?
Speaker 4: Yes, eventually, and there were people like doing first aid,
Speaker 4: first response whatever, because this person just kind of was
Speaker 4: out of it.
Speaker 5: They fainted.
Speaker 2: I don't know CPR or anything.
Speaker 4: Was it No, it wasn't. It wasn't that point. But
Speaker 4: I went to the bar again another one because I
Speaker 4: was like, clearly I've got time very you, I know, right,
Speaker 4: And the chick at the bar goes, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I follow you on TikTok, I love you, and I said, fantastic.
Speaker 4: Can you give me the guess what's happened? She goes, oh,
Speaker 4: lady passed out? Ambulance on the way. Eventually they got
Speaker 4: the show back on the road, but I thought, fuck me,
Speaker 4: is this the Mitchell Coombs curse playing up again? There
Speaker 4: was a medical emergency when we went to angeliat as well.
Speaker 4: Yes I heard yeah, but that's on top in the store.
Speaker 2: But imagine if me as someone who's doing a one
Speaker 2: night only performance and Angeliette when what's going on out
Speaker 2: there is everyone, okay, just stopped, angeliet you okay, everybody, everybody,
Speaker 2: Juliette stop please for one second, get off the balcony.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I didn't you so much, Larify, but you know,
Speaker 5: all's well. That ends well. They assured us that she
Speaker 5: was fine, so lingy on herself.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 5: Good. Anyways, stop emailing me everyone, please.
Speaker 2: I agree. I'm going for the third time. Next week's
Speaker 2: we'll be even so then we're going out. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: taking my mom, I think, sure.
Speaker 5: Really will.
Speaker 4: It's the sort of me I don't want to bang
Speaker 4: on about it, but it's the a musical that I
Speaker 4: felt the need to personally take.
Speaker 5: People I know that hadn't seen it.
Speaker 2: I was like, you must, yeah, no, it's so funny,
Speaker 2: so funny, Totanique. Theyve stop paying us, by the way.
Speaker 2: So this is all just because we love the show.
Speaker 4: I know, but fuck me, there's a sucker born every
Speaker 4: minute is and there. Why are they paying it? We're
Speaker 4: talking about it anyway. As Helen Keller once said, this
Speaker 4: podcast is fucking dope you're listening to?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Now? Coming up in episode two forty four, which is
Speaker 4: out on Wednesday. You asked for it, You're fucking getting it,
Speaker 4: Nat pen Folds, we'll be back at our guest host,
Speaker 4: our fourth wheel, I suppose.
Speaker 2: And I think it's probably her fourth time, maybe maybe
Speaker 2: fifth time on the show.
Speaker 5: Who knows. She's definitely the most frequently featured guests we've
Speaker 5: ever had.
Speaker 2: She's our most frequented non celeb guest, Like she's just
Speaker 2: a friend of ours. It's really funny, and our idiots
Speaker 2: fucking love her. They asked for her to come back.
Speaker 2: It's on the bucket list, one of the things.
Speaker 5: We're doing before we end the show permanently. I don't
Speaker 5: like her, Yeah, no, where does that come from?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just don't like but you can maybe it's a
Speaker 2: good time to bury the hat shirt.
Speaker 5: Na, You're cool.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to help me make amends.
Speaker 4: So the reason that most people love the nat Penfold
Speaker 4: episodes is because they're a bit unhinged. Like every thirty
Speaker 4: seconds of the different tangents, you never know where it's
Speaker 4: going to go. And our idiots are clearly wired the
Speaker 4: same way as us.
Speaker 5: They keep up. They love the chaos of it all.
Speaker 2: She's brilliant and she's just got a big job. She's
Speaker 2: the executive producer of the Kyle and Jack Yosher. She
Speaker 2: runs that.
Speaker 5: Ship, the biggest bloody radio show in the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Nap Penfold, I had a couple of days.
Speaker 2: It's very exciting.
Speaker 4: Yes, before we move on, By the way, yeah, major,
Speaker 4: I'll give you even more time to think of your
Speaker 4: rigin because just going back to our most recent episode,
Speaker 4: remember how I said, and I've always said that I
Speaker 4: feel robbed as a man that I'll never get to
Speaker 4: experience pregnancy and or childbirth.
Speaker 2: Yes, you have said that.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there were women listening going mate, you really
Speaker 4: don't want it. It's not fucking pretty. And yet I
Speaker 4: feel robbed that I won't get to experience at it. Yes, impossible,
Speaker 4: And we came up with the idea, let's get a
Speaker 4: fucking labor simulator.
Speaker 5: I've got it.
Speaker 2: Yes, Well, I love that we're using the remainder of
Speaker 2: our kideo as we wrap up the show on its
Speaker 2: just ridiculous purchases.
Speaker 4: This is actually a perfect example, going back to my
Speaker 4: egem Do you know how many fucking emails from Amazon
Speaker 4: I got about.
Speaker 5: This stupid little thing?
Speaker 4: Actually a tends machine like a muscle stimulator.
Speaker 2: Athletes use them, yeah, for like.
Speaker 5: Pain relief and shit.
Speaker 4: And I guess it's as close as we can get
Speaker 4: to simulating a contraction, because if I put these little
Speaker 4: pads on my guns and we fire this thing up,
Speaker 4: it will contract the muscles in my belly, which is
Speaker 4: I guess similar.
Speaker 2: Now, what level are you gonna do? You're gonna do
Speaker 2: it on high?
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: You're gonna do it on a high level, because you
Speaker 2: can do low level, medium, high, I think you should
Speaker 2: do high.
Speaker 5: Oh God, these sticky pads.
Speaker 2: So Mitchell's attaching these probes that are connected to sticky
Speaker 2: silicon pads onto his just near his belly button.
Speaker 5: Yes, gunt, it's my gunt. Do you want to control it?
Speaker 2: I was going to say, yes, can I reach it?
Speaker 2: Can I reach out?
Speaker 5: So this is the plus and minus button for strength.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I tell you to fucking stop, please promise
Speaker 4: me your stop.
Speaker 2: Put a lot of power in my hands.
Speaker 4: This is not unlike an electric chair chair.
Speaker 5: Can you reach it from there?
Speaker 2: Here we go? All right, I've got it from the
Speaker 2: other side of the room.
Speaker 5: You're pulling my sticky pads off.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry? Okay, all right, so just the plus button? Yeah,
Speaker 2: just present one, all right, Jenna, you can see me here,
Speaker 2: I've got the control. Here we go. Can you feel
Speaker 2: anything I've press plus?
Speaker 5: Is it on number one?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Well you might have to crank it like a
Speaker 5: small frog, a bit of bracks and hicks.
Speaker 2: Well, there we go. I'm on a level four. I
Speaker 2: jumped up to four.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, can you give me some morning?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Seven?
Speaker 7: Seven babies coming?
Speaker 2: What does it feel like? Describe it?
Speaker 4: It's just a weird tingling at the moment, so I
Speaker 4: wouldn't even describe that as pain.
Speaker 5: It's just odd.
Speaker 2: Okay, we jump. We jumped to thirteen.
Speaker 5: Why would you do that to me?
Speaker 2: Is that too much?
Speaker 5: It's a bit much? All right, coming to push the contractions,
Speaker 5: have a little fucking break. Oh can you stop?
Speaker 2: It's time to Okay, we've gone straight to stop. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Okay, I've unplug it. I've unplugged it. I
Speaker 2: had to unplug it. I unplugged it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I felt it once. Now I'm going to see
Speaker 4: if I can like keep my cool. Okay, the pain
Speaker 4: deep breaths thirty, not thirty into it.
Speaker 5: Don't put it on thirty. I swear to god, I'll
Speaker 5: knock you out.
Speaker 2: Really. Yeah, was it that bad?
Speaker 5: It was just a shock. You just cranked it up
Speaker 5: out of nowhere, which is fucking cruel.
Speaker 2: Right now, you back to zero, and you're going to
Speaker 2: try and be calm and.
Speaker 5: Composed, and you tell me what level we're up.
Speaker 2: All right, we're at one.
Speaker 7: Breathe through it.
Speaker 5: Two okay, don't let's go to five.
Speaker 2: No, nothing, We'll go straight to ten.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, we're at ten now, don't lie.
Speaker 5: That's not ten, there's twenty. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to just go in increments of one
Speaker 2: from twenty. Breathe. Baby's coming. You're doing so well, mamma.
Speaker 5: Turn it off our Oh that's fucked up?
Speaker 2: Is it bad?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Let me try, let me try control me.
Speaker 5: I'll take the sticky pads off.
Speaker 2: You throw them across the room. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: I pugged it in and I did. I forgot it
Speaker 2: was stuck at thirty.
Speaker 5: Peeling the pads off my gun and use that my finger.
Speaker 2: You just gave finger booth ours. It's an accident.
Speaker 4: Okay, So these pads are really sticky, so I'm sorry
Speaker 4: if there's like a belly button fucking snail.
Speaker 5: Trail hair on there.
Speaker 2: No, that's fine.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it feels really weird.
Speaker 2: I've taking it off.
Speaker 5: It's still the baby, I mean recovery.
Speaker 2: I've got a lot more visceral fat than you do,
Speaker 2: so I do wonder how this will.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll have to crank it up to six hundred
Speaker 4: before it even breaks the surface.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Don't be done.
Speaker 5: I won't. I won't.
Speaker 4: But one you feel nothing, So I'm just gonna you know, okay,
Speaker 4: big game is a good game. What do you want?
Speaker 5: You're already struggling?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not, You're right. You need to adjust because
Speaker 2: it's a weird sensation.
Speaker 5: Yeah you adjusted. Yeah, Okay, I'll go up to seven.
Speaker 2: How's that not bad? Jesus Christ, how's that painful?
Speaker 5: Already?
Speaker 2: No, it's not painful. It's just my tummy's doing it.
Speaker 2: It's like it's dancing. That's the baby kick baby you're mind,
Speaker 2: you're you to.
Speaker 5: Risk contract thirty?
Speaker 2: Go to thirty No.
Speaker 4: No, go to all the head I want to jump
Speaker 4: to thirty away wedding, Yeah, I want need to go
Speaker 4: to thirty fifty.
Speaker 5: I only got to twenty four.
Speaker 2: I ripped them off.
Speaker 5: Don't touch them, they're still on.
Speaker 7: Where's the other one?
Speaker 2: I think it's on my crotch, Jenna John.
Speaker 5: Try no, no, no, that's horrific. Well I'm glad I
Speaker 5: did that again.
Speaker 2: We stick to what we know, which is is it
Speaker 2: just me? That was a lot?
Speaker 5: Are you're still feeling it though? When you're thumb it
Speaker 5: could just.
Speaker 2: Be yeah, I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: Oh two babies on? Are you ready to move on?
Speaker 4: Cause I need to move a bit. Funny I got
Speaker 4: up to thirty dog, you're only twenty four.
Speaker 2: I'm ready. I'm ready to move on. I'm fine, I
Speaker 2: feel all right.
Speaker 5: So this is meant to be pain relief. I don't
Speaker 5: think you need to turn it up that month.
Speaker 2: No, no, thanks for that, all right? Shall we go?
Speaker 2: My agent? Yep, Bradley, come on back in? Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Is it too soon to be seeing Christmas stuff.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, yes, fuck you sound like a boomer on Facebook
Speaker 4: now I do.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: But there's Christmas stuff everywhere. You go to Cole's and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, it's Christmas chocolate. You go to Wooli's,
Speaker 2: there's the Christmas bunting, there's the Christmas party poppers. We're
Speaker 2: not even through October. We should be focusing on Halloween.
Speaker 2: Then we should happily move into Christmas.
Speaker 5: I for one, am ready for the year to be over.
Speaker 4: So maybe everyone's kind of in the same ye they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: there's Christmas stuff.
Speaker 5: That means that we don't have long to go. The
Speaker 5: truth is we do.
Speaker 2: Like I, for example, was in Dust the other day
Speaker 2: and look at this. We'll look at the current commercial
Speaker 2: for Dust. Look at the most recent reel they're doing
Speaker 2: for Dust, which is just candles. What's the most recent one?
Speaker 2: So this is I need.
Speaker 5: Dusk, Dusk, she's here. I was actually meant to go
Speaker 5: to that launch event today. Really, yeah, I'm a time
Speaker 5: Uncle Toby bounds in, full of cheer. I haven't seen
Speaker 5: any candles.
Speaker 7: So Dusk normally does a big Halloween, right they do.
Speaker 2: They've focused on Christmas is skip Halloween. You've missed, You've
Speaker 2: missed the point. Yeah, I'm in the commercial, are you She's.
Speaker 5: Surprise Uncle Toby Bounds.
Speaker 7: Uncle Tony.
Speaker 5: I didn't even notice. I'm a bright nevery mischief maker
Speaker 5: is pretty good.
Speaker 4: You're acting because you're like two things.
Speaker 5: When you filmed this, I didn't have I don't really
Speaker 5: know that long ago.
Speaker 2: No, it was like a month ago. I did it
Speaker 2: as a two day shoot.
Speaker 7: Any day if that.
Speaker 2: You go into Dusk stores now there are posters of
Speaker 2: my face dressed as an uncle in every Dusk store.
Speaker 2: There's a billboard in the middle of Sydney with my
Speaker 2: face on it. Trams for the next month around the country.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen these. Or have you got a photo
Speaker 5: of a train or something.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen one yet.
Speaker 7: Well, I catch the train regularly.
Speaker 2: I'm on the tram.
Speaker 4: Well that came out. If that ad came out today,
Speaker 4: maybe they're starting the launch.
Speaker 2: The launch started today.
Speaker 5: So we'll start seeing the doorboards and ship pop up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stupid. To the whole point is they want there's
Speaker 2: a gift for everyone at dusk, Like, you're crazy Uncle,
Speaker 2: your beautiful auntie, you're wacky Nanna and then so if
Speaker 2: you go to dust stores, there's like a whole wacky
Speaker 2: uncle section. Then this photo really you? Yeah, it's ridiculous, ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I also heard you say before, I'm not an uncle. Yes,
Speaker 4: your fucking aren you need reminding?
Speaker 2: I actually forgot. So, yeah, I'm a I'm a dustless boy.
Speaker 4: So you don't believe it's too soon. You're like my
Speaker 4: face out there. The longer the better.
Speaker 2: I just wanted. I wanted to surprise you with it
Speaker 2: because I didn't tell you guys, and I also didn't
Speaker 2: want to like I didn't have any way to bring
Speaker 2: it in, like is it just me or I'm a model?
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say model, you're a wacky uncle for say.
Speaker 2: Kills get me. So I go to the shoot right
Speaker 2: a couple months ago, and the whole point is all
Speaker 2: the family at Christmas, so there's a teenager role. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I turn up and I'm like the uncle, right, And
Speaker 2: I go up and I go, oh, are we brothers?
Speaker 2: Like is this what we were? Brothers? And he goes, no,
Speaker 2: you're my dad.
Speaker 5: Ah, how old was the guy?
Speaker 2: Nineteen?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Nineteen? No, I was the uncle.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know what it is about that ad
Speaker 4: as well. But you somehow look younger. You do currently,
Speaker 4: Like the clothes they gave you looked very youthful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was in like a Santa outfit in red
Speaker 2: crocs and yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I didn't look unclely. Oh really, Okay, how the fuck
Speaker 5: do you dress as an uncle? I'm an uncle?
Speaker 2: I know, am I you just have to kind of
Speaker 2: be dorky. I think I was just being dorky, pooring
Speaker 2: things about. They're like, that'll do hi it anyway, go
Speaker 2: to dusk and get a photo if you want, guy.
Speaker 5: I will share that, but we'll share that ad in
Speaker 5: the group as well. But yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Get a photo with cheeries fucking Is there like a
Speaker 4: cutout or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah there is. And if you see the billboard,
Speaker 2: they're apparently all over Australia. It's like the family photo
Speaker 2: at Christmas. They're building them up. I'm like everywhere, so
Speaker 2: find it and snap a photo. Coola very fun. It's
Speaker 2: a photodo All right, shall we go?
Speaker 7: No, we've got there?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 2: Just you should we?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: We're doing is it with?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 5: Call it every Monday? Was I organizing that you normally do?
Speaker 2: Just a choke. It's wacky. Uncle, I've got one. Shall
Speaker 2: we call it? Who is Nicole? We're doing Nicole gorgeous? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Nicole's in South Sydney.
Speaker 5: That's vague. South Sydney.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought we could say she's from South Sydney
Speaker 2: that we can ask you when we talked Nicole, you know, hallo, Hello, Hello, okay,
Speaker 2: to go mintioned Jenny here? Good?
Speaker 6: How are you? Guys?
Speaker 4: All the better for hearing your gorgeous voice? Bub whereabouts
Speaker 4: in South Sydney?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: I'm in Queensland?
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, I didn't ask, Actually so I kind of
Speaker 2: just made up. I made it up. I've made it up.
Speaker 2: And then Mitch double down. I knew this was going
Speaker 2: to happen. I was terrified it was going to come on.
Speaker 2: I knew, I deeply knew, and I made a mistake.
Speaker 5: You're in Queensland? Also, whereabouts I am?
Speaker 6: I'm in Sunshine Coast.
Speaker 2: Oh no, to me, that's vague as well. The Sunshine
Speaker 2: Coast is like the whole thing, right, It's.
Speaker 5: Like saying central Plast. There's towns within next.
Speaker 2: Oh nice? What do you do for work?
Speaker 6: I work at Woolworth. I'm a deli manager.
Speaker 5: Oh daily manager meat, Yes, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm the lead hand flash person.
Speaker 2: Oh nice. Do you do an extra thin?
Speaker 6: Well if you ask for it? Sure?
Speaker 2: Oh you know. That was my boyfriend Stephen when I
Speaker 2: met him. He was at the Colst Delhi, really and
Speaker 2: when we had our first date or second date, he
Speaker 2: made a whole cheese board and he handcarved all the meat.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: You know when he came an hour because I was
Speaker 2: I was house sitting in Bondai and he brought it
Speaker 2: all in an eskie. It was actually so.
Speaker 4: Very I have very fond memories of going to Willworth
Speaker 4: with Mum when I was very little, and the chick
Speaker 4: behind account of the deli would always give kids like
Speaker 4: what do you call it?
Speaker 5: The little Frankfurt's footy face?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Actually here you guy with a little servia. Do you
Speaker 5: you'll do that?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 7: For free?
Speaker 6: Yes I do. That's like you can tell that the
Speaker 6: moms are like asking for themselves, like their kids like
Speaker 6: are too young to eat food? And you're like, is
Speaker 6: that for your kid?
Speaker 5: Or are you big for your age? It's the keeper.
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to eat those frankforts not boiled?
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course you can.
Speaker 4: I don't think that'd be raw, they'd be cooked cold,
Speaker 4: but then you just have to reheat what.
Speaker 2: An Aussie rite of passage, just boiling because my mum
Speaker 2: used to just boil them over in a pot and
Speaker 2: then serve them at a pool party. And now I
Speaker 2: still can taste a frankfort hot but mixed with pool
Speaker 2: chlorine because I've just got my fingers are dripping wet,
Speaker 2: and I eat them and it's like chlorine and salted,
Speaker 2: so great. Well, what's your regim? You're ready for Bradley
Speaker 2: to count you in?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, I am for Bradley? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Are people who don't research a bit before asking someone
Speaker 6: out in public? Just psychopaths?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 2: Has this happened to you?
Speaker 5: Someone hit you up? The deadly dog?
Speaker 6: Yes? So this is actually a story that had happened
Speaker 6: to me, maybe like a month ago. I tried to
Speaker 6: hit on me. I was just you know, normal customer service,
Speaker 6: like how are you going? What's for dinner? Blah blah blah,
Speaker 6: and then I get hit with the what time are
Speaker 6: you coming over for dinner? And I just kind of
Speaker 6: like awkwardly laughed it off, like pretending like I didn't
Speaker 6: hear it, because I was like.
Speaker 5: So, that's a weird line to drop on someone you've.
Speaker 6: Just met, like, never even met before in my life.
Speaker 6: I've never seen him before.
Speaker 4: Not that it's that important, but just for the theater
Speaker 4: of the mind. What's your uniform at the daily?
Speaker 5: Is there a hairnet?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 6: So I wear a cap and the hair neet and
Speaker 6: you wanted to rip that thing off? Yeah, And I
Speaker 6: was just like normal, like serving it up and I'm
Speaker 6: probably rambling. I'm sorry, I'm so.
Speaker 4: Guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he's probably like in his thirties.
Speaker 2: I say, did he take a number?
Speaker 6: Did I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: Instantly? Do you think, hey, this guy wants meat or
Speaker 2: this guy wants meat.
Speaker 5: Did he seem sleezy?
Speaker 6: No, Like he just seemed normal at the start, and
Speaker 6: he just seemed like, you know, like real chatty and stuff.
Speaker 6: But then he started dropping in lines like what time
Speaker 6: are you coming over? Or when do you finish work?
Speaker 6: And then I was just like, that's weird. But he
Speaker 6: didn't once like try to find out if I had
Speaker 6: a boyfriend first or if I was yeah yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 6: so I've been in a relationship like seven years. It
Speaker 6: was just like awkward, and so I just ignored him
Speaker 6: and like, I'm the most awkward person in the whole world.
Speaker 5: So I second behind me. I would have, you know,
Speaker 5: are you doing pretty well?
Speaker 6: I immediately started getting loud and I start rambling and like
Speaker 6: my hands were shaking. So I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: this is going to go south real quick. So then
Speaker 6: he wanted something else and he asked again. He was like, so, like,
Speaker 6: when are you coming over? And I awkwardly just shouted
Speaker 6: never and then started laughing.
Speaker 5: I mean, you shut it down quick. There's no mincing
Speaker 5: words there.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 6: That was It was so awkward because like my three
Speaker 6: colleagues just stared at me, like what the hell just happened?
Speaker 6: Because all the customers were now staring at this guy
Speaker 6: who's bright red and I've got.
Speaker 4: So it wasn't like a funny hah yeah, just banter.
Speaker 4: He was actually offend cut by it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so the dog that's on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would put in that awkward spot. It's not
Speaker 2: your job to then make it a natural interaction.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then so I was like thinking, like would a
Speaker 6: normal person not try to like ask questions like do
Speaker 6: you have plans on the weekend or do you have
Speaker 6: plans afterwards.
Speaker 5: It seemed to skip a few steps.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I was just like, that's so weird.
Speaker 7: And this is the first time you've ever seen him ever,
Speaker 7: Like ever, that's odd.
Speaker 6: I've never seen him again. But it was weird because
Speaker 6: he was like carrying a skateboard in a trolley and
Speaker 6: I was and we didn't have a shirt. And I
Speaker 6: was like, that's a bit.
Speaker 4: Oh, you really should have led with that mind mentally,
Speaker 4: I mean, it's completely different.
Speaker 5: What a creep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's because it's like Sunshine Coast. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 6: he's probably just at the speech like out.
Speaker 2: To give him in a little Frankfurt wiener and to
Speaker 2: shut him up and see you.
Speaker 4: Have you been a good boy, eat your footy, freaking
Speaker 4: funk off.
Speaker 6: Need to be anxiouskay, I'm sorry for rambling though.
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Speaker 6: I am so scared for that. Not going to lie.
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Speaker 2: All right, now, should we go one more thing?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've just gone to the trouble
Speaker 4: of tracking down this video. That whole story that she
Speaker 4: was telling just then, Nicole. It reminded me of that
Speaker 4: awkward moment on nine News in Melbourne. You know Tony
Speaker 4: Jones and Rebecca. She'd always had awkward.
Speaker 7: Interaction, yes always, she was the weather girl.
Speaker 4: And he was just trying to like banter with her
Speaker 4: and she just shut him down in the same way
Speaker 4: that the cool did to that play.
Speaker 5: And nineteenth Friday.
Speaker 4: But Tony's good news is nice and sunny for the weekend.
Speaker 2: You should come around for a Barbie.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Okay, that's all the news from now that that
Speaker 2: was creepy from him. Why is your default? You should
Speaker 2: come around for a Barbie.
Speaker 5: I think that they were trying to do that. Oh,
Speaker 5: we're a big happy family on the news.
Speaker 4: We all hang out and get along, so relative you
Speaker 4: should come around for a Barbie's family thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I've got one to throw in. Can you
Speaker 2: please do this search little ashes? Oh yes, news maybe yes,
Speaker 2: I don't just play it. This is so good, that's
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 4: I'm sure not every one of our listeners is a
Speaker 4: huge cricket fan. So for context, the ashes is like
Speaker 4: a tiny little urn. Yeah tiny, it's got ashes of
Speaker 4: some famous fucking stumps or something.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one of the first famous cricket games in Australia.
Speaker 2: They burnt the wicket and the ash and the stumps
Speaker 2: and they put it in this little bottle and they
Speaker 2: play and that's the trophy that you win.
Speaker 5: And it's literally the size of I don't know, a
Speaker 5: poor pool. Yeah, I was looking around. What's in my
Speaker 5: eye sight it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is the Blooper and England skipper Andrew Strauss
Speaker 1: arrived in London, proudly showing off the little urn. I'll
Speaker 1: spend four days at home before flying out for the
Speaker 1: World Cup. And Belinda, I just can't understand how something
Speaker 1: so small can be so impressive.
Speaker 4: Well, Mark, you would know about that, Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Whether there's next was Jane.
Speaker 4: That was an example of two co hosts that actually
Speaker 4: do get along and like the other ones, because she
Speaker 4: said later Belinda Hagen, she was like, I forgot we
Speaker 4: were on air, like that's just how we roast each
Speaker 4: other in real life.
Speaker 5: And I said that on and I went.
Speaker 7: That's so, that's my favorite one.
Speaker 2: So fun.
Speaker 5: Now we can go.
Speaker 2: Now we can go. Goodbye everybody. No, I know, No,
Speaker 2: I don't know. You've got to go to my dusk
Speaker 2: event if you want.
Speaker 5: To go, No, I reckon, I'm going to miss it.
Speaker 5: I won't get there in time.
Speaker 2: They send me a bunch of candles. Actually, if you
Speaker 2: guys wanted.
Speaker 5: That's still low key, why it would have been going that.
Speaker 2: And I can give you something. I've got a bunch yes,
Speaker 2: please these send me everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks for that.
Speaker 2: I am awkward uncle.
Speaker 5: So in due time and you back on Wednesday to
Speaker 5: get see Then with that penfole. Yes, should we here? See?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
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Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 4: Auf Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 4: We pretend the show is done, but it is not stripped.
Speaker 4: We keep talking shit for a little bit. Nothing's planned,
Speaker 4: nothing's lined up. We haven't got bloody call that's ready
Speaker 4: to goving, we haven't pre thought an itch and we
Speaker 4: just talk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and who knows.
Speaker 5: What's gonna happen mitchell I.
Speaker 2: We all have like a video like we just played.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get you to play one more, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: This week on the Night Show, my radio show, we
Speaker 2: played it on air for some reason and we were
Speaker 2: all like, it just made us laugh so much and
Speaker 2: it's so stupid.
Speaker 7: I know this one. Yeah, I was showing all of
Speaker 7: our producers and we couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. It's a group of scientists that found a
Speaker 2: mummified coffin in Egypt and they put him through an
Speaker 2: MRI scanner and they like recreated the mummy's throat. So
Speaker 2: then they're like, well we have what the mummy's throat
Speaker 2: looked like, so let's use AI to try to work
Speaker 2: out what his speaking voice would sound like.
Speaker 4: Oh god, and we've established quite clearly on this show
Speaker 4: how reliable AI is with that shit. Yeah, so please,
Speaker 4: if you were to search mummy voice, mummy voice, Yeah,
Speaker 4: mummy voice, Wait and then show me the search result,
Speaker 4: that just makes me think of cut it out like
Speaker 4: a show me the video. It's only twelve seconds. Yes, yeah, okay, Oh,
Speaker 4: this is incredible.
Speaker 8: Scientists were able to mimic NeSSI a Moon's voice by
Speaker 8: recreating his mouth and vocal chords with a three D printer.
Speaker 8: It allowed them to produce a single sound.
Speaker 2: Of all the options. They could have made him say
Speaker 2: a sentence, but his word.
Speaker 4: Was I hang on, I'm going to play that again,
Speaker 4: because it sounded more like he was saying yes.
Speaker 5: Do you think it's a no? I think it sounds
Speaker 5: like move produce a single sound. It's just going yeah.
Speaker 2: The best part is, and I think it's so stupid,
Speaker 2: But the best part is he's probably like a sweet
Speaker 2: Egyptian man.
Speaker 4: Are you sure that this is not an edited video
Speaker 4: where they've put a different sound in.
Speaker 7: It is actually what it was, It's real.
Speaker 4: It's from this maybe a meme like that Taylor Swift
Speaker 4: screaming goat thing.
Speaker 7: No, it's from the news.
Speaker 2: Sounds pained, poor guy.
Speaker 4: No, we should do not right now, but I'll edit
Speaker 4: it in instead of.
Speaker 5: The screaming goat in Taylor Swift.
Speaker 7: Now we're laying on the cold.
Speaker 5: Hard ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Please, and now pretend that I played it live in
Speaker 4: the studio. I'm and reacting, telling how wonderful it was.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, your editing prowess is powerful.
Speaker 5: I still got no strength to that and reacting.
Speaker 2: Live like I did with Gaga's disease.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I wish I did have your job on the
Speaker 4: radio so I could actually react life to fucking things,
Speaker 4: because like I want to be able to talk about
Speaker 4: the Gaga thing, except it's.
Speaker 2: Bad when you pre record some shows. We pre recorded
Speaker 2: a show. We didn't pre record Wes to do a
Speaker 2: weekend show, and we recorded it on Friday. Anyway, we
Speaker 2: did a whole show, pre recorded a great show. We
Speaker 2: wake up. Shane Warners died. We did a phone topic.
Speaker 2: Have you had a party as wild as Shane WARN's parties?
Speaker 5: How while were you talking about that?
Speaker 2: I think he wasn't sick or anything. He just passed
Speaker 2: away and we had to run in. Just a coincidence
Speaker 2: and we had to foolish drive in and now we did.
Speaker 2: We came back in and did a show and the
Speaker 2: same thing happened when Queen Elizabeth died. Same thing.
Speaker 4: Fuck yep, because people were turning to the pickup for
Speaker 4: their heart hitting name.
Speaker 2: It were just the radio in jen. Okay, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: I did google the other day what happens if Australia
Speaker 2: wore because if Australia goes to war Mitchell, I thankfully
Speaker 2: am a broadcaster, so I would stay in the country
Speaker 2: to broadcast. But I do fear for you. There were
Speaker 2: no limitations on what your creators would do.
Speaker 5: My creators, you're a like your creative types.
Speaker 2: I feel like you'd be conscripted because.
Speaker 5: If you're a traded I reckon they're going to recruit me.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm worried about. I'm worried about you.
Speaker 7: Or they could use you as propaganda.
Speaker 4: Propaganda, this is what the world will turn to. What
Speaker 4: do you mean like they're going to use me to
Speaker 4: spread information?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, whether the TI leaves the way.
Speaker 2: That's right. Mitch's fees are very reasonable. Yeah, Also you
Speaker 2: think that the Russians are going to buy a sponsored
Speaker 2: video from Mitchell to influence people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would even do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mitchell twelve to buy your nukes.
Speaker 5: Hi, guys, it's Bin Mitchell here.
Speaker 2: Hi guys. Russia have just sent me their latest on
Speaker 2: drop up so good, hyperpigmented their godgs. Mitch Cobs has
Speaker 2: just posted what is it? Mitch Koomb's end official Russia
Speaker 2: have posted and flator me pootin alive. I can't wait
Speaker 2: to hear what they have to say.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh but if you have a health ailment, you can
Speaker 2: get out of it. I genuinely googled it.
Speaker 5: I've just given birth. That will get me out of it.
Speaker 2: True, you're right, she's got flat feet. I've got flat
Speaker 2: feet in a brain condition, so I'm great.
Speaker 5: Flat feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have flat feet you can't.
Speaker 5: But what do you mean flat feet on my fleet?
Speaker 5: Feet of flat I need you to elaborate more than that.
Speaker 7: Soles don't go like that there, Well.
Speaker 2: They're mildly flat. I just don't want to go to war. Jenna.
Speaker 5: Well, that's actually so valid.
Speaker 2: I've got mild flat feet. But Rachel, my sister said fat.
Speaker 5: Fist not a lie, got my old fat feet.
Speaker 2: No, you know what since losing so much weight? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've dropped a shoe size.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, do you know what I did to Actually,
Speaker 4: it never occurred to me. I thought maybe I was
Speaker 4: wearing the wrong size.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, you did I put on my because I lost
Speaker 2: weight in in winter, came back to summer and I'll
Speaker 2: put my yeezy slides on. Right, these things were tight
Speaker 2: before they're loose now. Must have just been visceral fat
Speaker 2: around my little fastidis.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it never occurred to me.
Speaker 4: I thought that it was just like you know how
Speaker 4: one shirt it's a medium, another shirt it's a medium,
Speaker 4: but they're completely fucking different.
Speaker 5: I just thought it was the shoe. I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: for some reason, I fit an ate.
Speaker 2: Now never occurred to meisers sizing on the file. There
Speaker 2: needs to be a universal.
Speaker 4: Jump on a zoom and fucking sort it out. I'm
Speaker 4: with you in Japan, you know, an xcel is an
Speaker 4: Australian like small. Like in Japan they're like that, you're
Speaker 4: you're an Excel and you're a small. That's why I
Speaker 4: hate buying things online because I have to google are
Speaker 4: we EU?
Speaker 5: Are we?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: I need to chart with a conversion. Yeah, and then
Speaker 5: I'll get a fucking email.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, multiple.
Speaker 2: I got Amazon Prime thought of you straight away.
Speaker 5: Have you not had it this whole time?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: Really, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: I just didn't use that and buy anything, But now
Speaker 2: I do. Now I have it, I want to make
Speaker 2: the most of it.
Speaker 7: And do you watch Prime and stuff?
Speaker 4: Is that the same if you have a Prime membership.
Speaker 4: It's everything under their umbrella. Yeah, get out, apart from
Speaker 4: the cat cam, which I had to pay extra. I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm already subscribed to your ship Amazon.
Speaker 2: Oh, I get you. Wait, so Amazon Prime, the streaming service,
Speaker 2: is also the Amazon Prime same day delivery.
Speaker 7: Yah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't get one without the other. It's both.
Speaker 2: But I'm paying for Amazon TV.
Speaker 5: Time the whole.
Speaker 2: But then I just subscribed to Prime on Amazon. You
Speaker 2: so I'm paying twice?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, well I'm an idiot.
Speaker 5: That's been well established.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to call someone.
Speaker 5: I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure it is.
Speaker 7: It's all in one. And then you can get Amazon Music.
Speaker 7: They keep bugging me, emailing me about wanting to I
Speaker 7: would have had this extra. I think if you want premium,
Speaker 7: it does. But you can get the base.
Speaker 2: Shit, ads really chip away at me. I'm this close
Speaker 2: to getting YouTube bread whatever it's called YouTube plus.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but once you've got it, you can't go it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: what can you use it for?
Speaker 4: Tell me, just no ads so you can minimize a
Speaker 4: video on your phone as you're watching it and like
Speaker 4: replied to a text or something.
Speaker 2: That's incredible.
Speaker 4: And I pay for it, and I have a family,
Speaker 4: and I've given like five friends access and they're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is life changing having YouTube without
Speaker 4: ads and whatnot.
Speaker 5: And so that's kind of my thing because.
Speaker 4: I leached off all of their stands there and what
Speaker 4: have you.
Speaker 5: So yeah, that's my deed.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I can trade you. I get free streaming.
Speaker 2: So add me to your family and I'll give you.
Speaker 5: You know my I'm max out.
Speaker 7: Shit, you've got five kids, I've.
Speaker 2: Got stand deal. What can I get from you? Give
Speaker 2: me an egg? I want kids in a couple of years. Okay,
Speaker 2: the right deal?
Speaker 5: Do either of you have binge? Yep, I'm sick of
Speaker 5: paying for that. Give it.
Speaker 2: I'll give you my ban John.
Speaker 5: I'll give you a fack on Amazon that you can
Speaker 5: add families to that.
Speaker 4: And I get I paying out on Amazon? You always have,
Speaker 4: I know, I got even Google. What for if you
Speaker 4: pay for Amazon.
Speaker 2: On Prime Video Audio?
Speaker 5: Do you get Amazon Prime?
Speaker 7: It definitely is.
Speaker 5: I thought something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as an Amazon Prime member, you will have access
Speaker 4: to a suite of benefits, free delivery on millions of things,
Speaker 4: and international Prime eligibles blah blah Prime Video.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've had both this whole time.
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. Yes, I'm sorry. So did I see
Speaker 2: you that I was paying for Stan right borts Dan
Speaker 2: And then years ago when I started on radio, they
Speaker 2: sponsored my show and I got like a free stand
Speaker 2: account and then the sponsorship ended, and that was with
Speaker 2: my work email address. I'm like, all right, back to
Speaker 2: my personal so kick back into my personal So, fuck,
Speaker 2: don't tell me I've been paying for STAN for six years.
Speaker 2: Get this. I also gave it to my ex's step
Speaker 2: dad because he wanted to watch sport. Right.
Speaker 7: I didn't realize it's additional.
Speaker 2: It's additional. So what he has done is I gave
Speaker 2: you my login. I just assumed you could watch he
Speaker 2: clicked opt in. Right, he had added seven dollars extra
Speaker 2: to my monthly bill for six oh No for the
Speaker 2: length of the relationship. The relationship then we five ye,
Speaker 2: then yep. Then we broke up and we've been We've
Speaker 2: broken up for a year and a half. I've still
Speaker 2: been paying and it wasn't until the other day when
Speaker 2: I got another stand sponsorship. They said, hey, Mitch, like,
Speaker 2: you know with your free account, we've already got one.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, no, that ended six years ago. They said, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's been active for six years. So I've had free
Speaker 2: stand to add sult in the wound. It's for sports,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 7: Oh that's that's unexcepted.
Speaker 2: So I've been paying like seventeen dollars a month plus
Speaker 2: seven No fucking it really piece me so I can't
Speaker 2: sol it. So trying to watch the ashes and can't.
Speaker 5: I saw him the other day, not the dad, the
Speaker 5: GGX oh at a club.
Speaker 2: How was it warm? Huh? That was the club?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going to say I was sweating a
Speaker 4: bit of our very pleasant interaction. He gave me a
Speaker 4: hug and said congratulations on five years of it.
Speaker 2: Gym, Oh, wow, you miss me keeping up with the show.
Speaker 2: How drunk were you?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 5: Very? My hangover the next day would disagree, but.
Speaker 2: Jesus I was fine. Can only imagine, Well that's sour
Speaker 2: bitter note shall we leave?
Speaker 4: Well, it's not that soa and bitter for everyone else.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you field leads two percent
Speaker 4: better today.
Speaker 5: That's all just yes, so.
Speaker 2: We don't sorry.
Speaker 7: Okay, can we do it again if you want.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 5: percent better today. That's all just two percent.
Speaker 2: So we do.
Speaker 5: What am I going to say in the last episode?
Speaker 5: Two percent? Or should I be like two hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty five?
Speaker 2: Let's surprise everywhere?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Up, kick my cards close to my tip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, congrats on the baby, and rest and
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 4: Thank you was a lot easier, and no one cry
Speaker 4: because my tits will start squirting milk.
Speaker 5: If I hear anyone crying, I'll.
Speaker 2: Just express straightaway lactape. Mitch already is I'm like a
Speaker 2: Jersey cow over here, plotted cream and all my nips
Speaker 2: have crusted over nap headfold. In a couple of days,
Speaker 2: we'll see you then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, catches thin and it's by that day five? Is
Speaker 5: it just me?
Speaker 7: A podcast by a couple of miches.
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