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Speaker 1: Do you know what's really fun to say on mid whiffery?

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Speaker 1: Mid whiffery, It's fun to say, isn't that I've had better?

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Speaker 1: You know, they bring out the government, the government bring

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Speaker 1: out some paid placement stuff for like nurses, paramedics and

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Speaker 1: mid whiffery.

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Speaker 2: I think a funner word is fart lick.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's the fartleck.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doing dads. I am Maddie Jay

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Speaker 2: and I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about

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Speaker 2: parenting and fun words. Fartle like another one, bum fuzzle.

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Speaker 1: That the kids in the car right now we go.

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Speaker 3: These words are great, umb fuzzle, bum fuzzle.

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Speaker 2: In addition to the fun words, we also talk about parenting.

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Speaker 1: The good, the bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And if you've come for any type of advice, turn

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Speaker 2: this podcast off right now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, throw the phone away, throw it right away right now. Actually,

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Speaker 1: the only advice that we'd give is this, Matthew, I

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Speaker 1: have turned someone, I've swayed someone, okay too. The dark side,

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Speaker 1: the dark side, the cloudy pale out which let's crack

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Speaker 1: on actually from Stonewall is the one Laura likes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so the other day I had a friend that cheers

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Speaker 1: my friend cheers, M. That's delightful. Got spilt it everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I gotta be excited bouncing myself in the Cloudy Palow.

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Speaker 1: I had a mate over the other day, and of

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Speaker 1: course I have a fridge full of stone Wood thanks

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Speaker 1: to stone Wood and the choice of drop that fine

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Speaker 1: evening was the Cloudy palou.

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Speaker 2: Did they resist the paleol? Were they forthcoming?

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Speaker 1: They were like, I'll give it a go. And then

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Speaker 1: I went around to his house the very next day,

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Speaker 1: open the fridge and bango four pack. He said, I literally,

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Speaker 1: I liked it that much. I got one for this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: So I took beers to his house and I walked

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Speaker 1: in and he already had some converted. That's the second

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Speaker 1: person I've converted.

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Speaker 2: It's like we're starting a cult right now.

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Speaker 1: Cult following. If you just want something a little bit spicier,

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Speaker 1: can't go wrong. Job. So thank you stone Wood as

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Speaker 1: always for making these episodes possible.

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Speaker 2: Hey, very exciting.

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Speaker 1: Ash.

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Speaker 2: We have a weekend planned in Byron Bay with the

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Speaker 2: family for my brother's fortieth weekend, and it just so happens.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do this, this is just the way it

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Speaker 2: worked out. That very weekend that we're going to be

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Speaker 2: staying in Barron Bay is the exact same weekend that

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Speaker 2: there is a very exciting festival.

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Speaker 3: Onday Together festal Stone got our basketball take it.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be on Saturday, the first of June.

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Speaker 1: At the Brewery at the Brewery. We're going to be there,

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Speaker 1: We will be and you're going to be there. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be there child free and I'm going to

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Speaker 2: But I haven't told Laura this yet. We're staying at Elements,

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Speaker 2: which is very n ass and you're staying there as well.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Laura doesn't know to her surprise. Well should be disappointed?

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Speaker 2: Should I tell her? Or should I just? Should we

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Speaker 2: just surprise her at the pool when you rock up.

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Speaker 1: Rock up in nothing but budgy smugglers, ready to rock

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Speaker 1: and roll. Now there's heaps of people playing at this

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Speaker 1: Festival of Stone. Betty Rays, Dan Salton, who else, the Beefs,

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Speaker 1: the Boofs, Middrift, Middrift midwif three. But you can get

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Speaker 1: your tickets. We'll leave a little link and yeah, come down,

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Speaker 2: And also my favorite part, there is a kids area.

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Speaker 2: It's called malt Disney.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great. So I'm going to bring the kids

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Speaker 1: word play. There's gonna be each of food trucks and

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Speaker 1: also enjoy looking at Maddie and Mina's faces. And Laura

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Speaker 2: Truly, Hey, I gave you a little update yesterday. Ash,

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Speaker 2: that's something that I did. I went to an audition.

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Speaker 1: You did.

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Speaker 2: I can't say what TV show it's for, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys.

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Speaker 2: I can't give a word that I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: Like, is it them? Are they going to tell me them?

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Speaker 2: But I was it was a big deal for me.

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Speaker 2: It's a big deal for me.

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing you really. The only time I've seen you

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Speaker 1: the podcast would if you were sweet? You were the rock.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was nervous. And it sucks because you're nervous

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Speaker 1: I was like, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Maddie J You're a good guy.

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Speaker 1: I know. The thoughts are worse than the reality of

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Speaker 2: And one thing that threw me I didn't want to

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Speaker 2: And also what made it just so much worse was

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Speaker 1: He was like hey, he was lovely. From that moment on,

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Speaker 2: And I stupidly made the mistake of they said, would

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Speaker 1: You drank out of the jug.

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Speaker 2: I was. I was trying to be gentle. I didn't

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Speaker 2: One other thing that also fucking happened to me as well,

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Speaker 2: have a purple suit.

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Speaker 1: I wore a purple suit. I wore a purple suit.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful suit. Beautiful suit. It's a lovely suit.

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Speaker 2: And I thought, you know what, I'm gonna wear some

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Speaker 1: It's like a deep rich. It's a deep rich. I

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Speaker 1: busted because I was running a little bit late, which

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Speaker 2: I was leaving at a time when I was going

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Speaker 2: I cannot be late for this. I looked down as

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Speaker 2: the thread has unraveled.

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Speaker 1: Oh your cock was dying to get out of there.

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Speaker 2: So I was like what do I And split second

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Speaker 1: What did you do? Just powered on?

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Speaker 2: Well, I thought, do I get changed? Do I lose

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Speaker 2: the purple suit?

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Speaker 2: I was like Jesus. So I just was honest with

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So it was okay. Would you get a laugh

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Speaker 2: I made a joke. I was like, if anyone walks

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Speaker 1: They go, wow. Matt really wanted that job and that

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Speaker 1: they're obviously not parents, Matt. They don't get it. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we'll see, we will the best of luck. I did

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Speaker 1: forget to wish you good luck. Yeah, thank you. I

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Speaker 1: I've also just ran over mattow coin on the way in,

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Speaker 1: so he's definitely going to get really appreciate that. He's

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Speaker 2: As soon as I have any update, Yeah, please, I

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Speaker 1: You want to know. I'm sure they're chumping. They want

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Speaker 1: to know where they can see more. Maddie j me too,

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Speaker 1: Me too.

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Speaker 2: So in the coming weeks, I'll be sharing the news

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Speaker 2: rocking back and forth.

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Speaker 1: Right, there all be other opportunities. Oh, thank you, that's

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Speaker 1: all right, that's very positive. No, now.

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Speaker 2: You're saying that because you think I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 1: No, I never said that. Fuck you, you're so self conscious.

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Speaker 1: I am saying that as coming from a place where

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Speaker 1: If madow Kine does get it, there'll be other opportunities

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Speaker 1: and you won't be up against meadow Kine unless he

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Speaker 2: If he gets it, I'm sorry, mad ow Kine, you're

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Speaker 2: The only thing that I've done. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: No? I do, because I dropped her off. I think

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Speaker 1: She what do you forget? She's there. She's so quiet,

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Speaker 2: She's just made herself a little roof with most kids,

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Speaker 1: Like, I don't mind that. Laura is very.

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Speaker 1: Why. I don't know, why would you want that on

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Speaker 1: You know, there's the kid's weird. You've got something weird

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Speaker 2: I think she loves books. It's a good thing. She's

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's influenced it, but they were like,

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Speaker 1: Sure? That sounds amazing.

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Speaker 1: Thirty dollars pancakes. It sounds beautiful. I can't wait to

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Speaker 2: And they were great. They were like love that. They

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Speaker 2: around in circles and kids are like, Dad, like.

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Speaker 1: The cafe, the cafes there, what are you doing? I

436
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: don't understand, and like just come home. I've come home

437
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: with oscars, being like why are we why are we

438
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 1: not going? I've turned around to come home.

439
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 2: Well, I was almost at that point. I was just like, fuck,

440
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,760
Speaker 2: I might just ordum like off overeats and.

441
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Speaker 1: Then you just wake them.

442
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 2: Anyway, because because I would have had to have gone

443
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Speaker 2: to the shops. And also who can be asked to

444
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Speaker 2: make pancakes? If you are out there making pancakes, you

445
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,080
Speaker 2: make mat some. So I've got a park, got there.

446
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 2: It was actually a bit busy, so I had to

447
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 2: wait for a table, got the table, and then the

448
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 2: kids were getting pretty restless. I didn't bring an iPad,

449
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,480
Speaker 2: and I was kind of thinking to myself, Fuck, have

450
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 2: I made a big mistake. I'm also I'm outnumbered. I'm

451
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: solo with both girls.

452
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Speaker 1: And I was trying, you know, I was trying to

453
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Speaker 1: get the attention of the waiter.

454
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Speaker 2: It was hard to do that. And then the girls

455
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Speaker 2: were like, we don't want pancakes anymore, and I was like, fuck,

456
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Speaker 2: I've missed the pancake window. Now they're like, Dad, it's

457
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 2: dinner time, and I was like I was trying to

458
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Speaker 2: get him back on the pancake tracking like no, no, no, no.

459
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Speaker 2: I remember remember the dream this morning.

460
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Speaker 1: Remembers had a dream together.

461
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,600
Speaker 2: We all wanted pancakes, and then I kind of got

462
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Speaker 2: them back on board, and I was like, fucking hell

463
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Speaker 2: so good.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I was hyping up.

465
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Speaker 2: I was hyping up the pancakes.

466
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Speaker 1: Ice cream, big mistake ice cream.

467
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Speaker 2: So then order the pancakes. I was waiting for the

468
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Speaker 2: pancakes to come. At this stage, the girls were like,

469
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Speaker 2: you know, they weren't on the seats anymore.

470
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Speaker 1: They were like roaming around. They were like Lola was.

471
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Speaker 2: Walking into white stuff. As I was trying to bring up,

472
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Speaker 2: you know, because the table we got with right next

473
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Speaker 2: to where the kitchen was, so all the weight stuff

474
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Speaker 2: are kind of coming out. And I got to say,

475
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Speaker 2: one of the worst foods imaginable for kids is pancakes. Fine,

476
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Speaker 2: my gripe is not with a pancake. My gripe is

477
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Speaker 2: with maple syrup. Oh, whoever invented maple syrup should have

478
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 2: said specifically, no kids, no kids.

479
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 1: Sticky. It's sticky everywhere. It's like honey.

480
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Speaker 2: It's just like honey. It's like when you get the

481
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Speaker 2: honey out before you've even started pouring the honey. Honey

482
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Speaker 2: is fucking everywhere. Dude's your hands on the bench top.

483
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Speaker 1: Well, when you go to pick the honey thing up,

484
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Speaker 1: the honey is being stuck to the whatever bench it's

485
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Speaker 1: on you. Like, hang on a second.

486
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,959
Speaker 2: There's honey on like handles, there's honey on just you're

487
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: going to you're going to bed. There's honey on your pillow.

488
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 2: Like I didn't even come into.

489
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Speaker 1: My bedroom pillow. Different reason.

490
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Speaker 2: The pancakes come all of a sudden. Lowell is just

491
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Speaker 2: like she's just dropping the cutlery.

492
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Speaker 1: The maple syrup is gone. Every maple syrup makes it

493
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Speaker 1: stick to her. You're trying to say this holes in

494
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Speaker 1: my story, Yeah, anyway is flipping about with it.

495
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 2: So there's just maple syrup every where. Of course I

496
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: didn't bring the wipes. Was it like a It was

497
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Speaker 2: like a ramikin. It was a rectanging, fancy pan.

498
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Speaker 1: It was just one of those ramakans. What did you

499
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: call it? What is a ramikin?

500
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 2: A ramikin is a small ceramic dish that's designed for

501
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: baking traditional French desserts. No, No, it's from maple syrup.

502
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 2: All right, got it?

503
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 1: Thank you?

504
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,719
Speaker 2: Anyway, so Laura's covered had to tell maple syrup. She's

505
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 2: dripping in maple syrup right now. She's she's just yeah,

506
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,439
Speaker 2: the ramikin is just Ramikin's gone ass up. Laura's drenched

507
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 2: in maple syrup and like daddy, hell they drink it. No,

508
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 2: Lola just everywhere. And then she also was like she's

509
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 2: now like completely against the pancakes. She's just like I

510
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 2: don't want pancakes. Yeah, She's like I never wanted them.

511
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. They think jam jam is also jam is delicious.

512
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,959
Speaker 1: If there's what there's one thing kids hate, it's being sticky.

513
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: They do oscar walked in last night. I don't know

514
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Speaker 1: what he'd have. He was at Popper's, walked in and

515
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: he's like, I need a white I was like, wow, yes,

516
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: my heads are sticky.

517
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: Just be like, don't you worry.

518
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 1: Don't sticky. So it was a disaster. It was what

519
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: you thought would be a nice moment.

520
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 2: Anything sticky should not be near a toddler.

521
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: Absolutely agree.

522
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 2: By the time the girls had like had enough, then

523
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 2: my meal came, so I had to like scoff in

524
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,479
Speaker 2: a couple of mouthfuls of bacon and eggs and then

525
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 2: getting back in the car and got back home.

526
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: And it was midnight.

527
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,959
Speaker 2: It was I was like, that's like, what was I thinking?

528
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: Make it yourself? Who?

529
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: Who the fuck did I think? I was expecting to

530
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,719
Speaker 2: have a fun experience with maple syrup and pancakes at

531
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Speaker 2: a cafe on my own with the two kids, without.

532
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Speaker 1: That guy in the mirror. Next time, when you're like

533
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: you are a good dad, be like, but is this

534
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: the right decision for me? There's no good time to

535
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,639
Speaker 1: take risks with the kids, never, especially when you're on

536
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: your own. I always say that, I've always said that

537
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: piece of advice. If there's any like, if there's any

538
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: risk involved, just put the TV on. Let them watch

539
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: pancakes on YouTube. Much cleaner result, Matt, I do have

540
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: something to tell you. It might come as a surprise,

541
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: or you might have seen the business bank account and thought,

542
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 1: where's this money? April's pregnant? No, I've had a second

543
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 1: me if she's pregnant? Who is he?

544
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 2: I haven't looked at the account. Can I just hang

545
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 2: on a second?

546
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: I want to apologize in advance. I am known for

547
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: a rational spending.

548
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 2: Sorry the face, there's one thousand dollars missing?

549
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:36,479
Speaker 1: Is that all? Well? Let's go with that. Yeah, there's

550
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: more than that missing. But yes, we've made it, my friends,

551
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 1: we have finally made it.

552
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: We agreed that any big ticket purchase was one that

553
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: we would both agree with a grief. We have a

554
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 2: joint account.

555
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 1: It has to be unanimous. Will you agree to that?

556
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 1: I didn't. What have you spent the money on? Will

557
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: I be annoyed? No? Okay? Well, actually I'm going to

558
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: say I'm giving back to the community just to try

559
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: and smooth this over. Okay, explain we now are proud

560
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: sponsors of a football team.

561
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 2: Okay, because you did for a period. For a period

562
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 2: is it Manly? Because you know you can sponsor a

563
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 2: player on Manly?

564
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: I wish it was. We couldn't afford that. Okay, that

565
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: you would have gone?

566
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: How much was the Manly sponsorship?

567
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: Twelve and a half grands?

568
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeak great?

569
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: Only for one player for home games.

570
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 2: So we haven't got that.

571
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: We haven't got that. So we haven't got sorry, Brooksy.

572
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: How we going? Have we gone to?

573
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: Like the new South Wales Cup?

574
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: No? Like one below? What did? Like?

575
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 2: What division?

576
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: Is it? It's football? Though it's football, it's rugby union.

577
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: I sponsored a team that we could afford, the Lambie

578
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: Jets who are the Lamby Jets. Well they're an under

579
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: sixteen that Oscar plays in. So now, like I said,

580
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm giving back. Look, I'll tell you the real story.

581
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: There was these group of under six year old kids

582
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: who really really wanted to play football, but no one

583
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: could afford to play. So we stepped in as two

584
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: doting dads of the community and have now paid for

585
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: this team to be a part of the competition. Community service.

586
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: We're giving back to our community.

587
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: Okay, we sponsor we now we own.

588
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: We don't own them. Be mindful of that we sponsor them. Okay,

589
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: we're their major sponsor, granted their only sponsor, but that

590
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: makes us their major sponsored by default.

591
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 2: Look, there's a lovely sentiment behind this sponsorship. I'm not

592
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 2: gonna argue with that. I think it's great.

593
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: What do we like?

594
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 2: What's the What do we get as part of the sponsorship?

595
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: Are we get them? We get to see the smile

596
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: on those kids. Did we just pay for the registration

597
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: fees for all the kids? Yeah, they got and we paid.

598
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: We bought them jumpers. Okay, let's say two don't dads.

599
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 2: Can we get the kids to make the jumpers?

600
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: That it's called Child Labor Matt And we didn't sponsor

601
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,239
Speaker 1: a child labour team. Maybe next year, but they have,

602
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: we have started, but Grant has been raining a lot,

603
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: so we I will keep you updated on the team's

604
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: success because I'm nothing if I'm not going to be

605
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: able to update you on their success. Who's the coach?

606
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: Look that that varies at the moment. The coach is

607
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: the is the head coach for the North Sydney Bears,

608
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: So he's qualified. That's Zach Zach. Yes, I know Zach Yah.

609
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: Zach's lovely credentials very high.

610
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: Does he have a kid or did we just rope

611
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 2: him in?

612
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: What's the best answer for that? He has a kid?

613
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: His kids the captain hang the deal?

614
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 2: Hang on a second part of the deal.

615
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: Macy also plays.

616
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 3: Macy also plays off that one. And does does she

617
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: actually play or is she just like she's just there?

618
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: She's like she's like number one cheerleader. It's very cute. Okay,

619
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: I will get footage. I will share it with the

620
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: listeners to see how let them know how they're going.

621
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: Some of them listen to us already. But I thought

622
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: it was the most perfect marketing ploy. I did spend

623
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: a lot of money on stubby coolers and jumpers for

624
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: everyone in the community. But that's okay because it's it's.

625
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: It's a good it's a it's a when it's getting

626
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 2: the it's the getting the name out there.

627
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, oll next episode, I'll bring some stubby coolers

628
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: in for the.

629
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Speaker 2: Do the kids they what are they playing for?

630
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 1: Do they play?

631
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 2: Do they win a trophy?

632
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: Again? I mean, but if I've got more good now, if.

633
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to sponsor a team, I want that team

634
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 2: to be at the top.

635
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: They're elite of the compe six year olds that we

636
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: want to Okay, great, okay, but also you have signed

637
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: you up to do a job. You are the water boy,

638
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: the love water. You've got to drive all the way

639
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: to a lamby on Friday nights. The good thing is

640
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: they have a sausage sizzle. Okay, we may or may

641
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: not have paid for that, and an open bar with Stonewoods.

642
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: We may or may not have paid for that too.

643
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: I thought, this is my thinking behind it, to run

644
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: me through your thought process thought one giving back the community.

645
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: It's like a low tier why I did it? High

646
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: tier of why I actually did it is I don't

647
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: want to sit it on a Saturday morning watching my

648
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: kid play a sporty fucking hates Okay, no one wants

649
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: to do that. It's cold, it's raining. Sometimes I drive

650
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: past those people and think, not yet, wait till he's older.

651
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: But this competition happens to be on a Friday night

652
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: or afternoon, which includes beverages and the sausage that we

653
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Speaker 1: may not have paid for and the beers that we

654
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: may have made have paid for. So it's a win

655
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Speaker 1: win for me. Is April happy? No? When is she ever? Have? No?

656
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: She is happy except for when it's cold up there,

657
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: okay in the hills. But anyway, there we go. We've

658
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: made the crack that time we've been talking about it

659
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: for ages.

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00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: Has the deal been done as a contract science and

661
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: the jumpers made?

662
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, fuck done, it's done. It's a done deal. Congratulations.

663
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: I look forward.

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00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: I look forward to going on Friday and seeing my

665
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 2: investment in person.

666
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: You will probably be did.

667
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: I have a little issue with Lola at the moment

668
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: with bedtime? It's a little it's a little hack.

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00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: You gotta know that parenting hack.

670
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: This is a parenting hack ash that may change your life.

671
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: Go for it okay. So my issue with Lola is

672
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: that she gets up quite a lot, as we know

673
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: from Laura's four minutes away.

674
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: She tries to claim that it's up to seven times

675
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: in evening. But Lola wakes up, she wants.

676
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: A bottle of water, warm water. She's very thirsty warm water.

677
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: It's a problem and it just sucks because you know,

678
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 2: we want that the deeply, we want the rem sleep.

679
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: We can't get it because lock it's waking us up.

680
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: Camelback. Well, you're on the right track. Here's a solution.

681
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 1: Are you serious. That's what you give pet rabbits slash toddlers.

682
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it. That's fucked up. Why is

683
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: it fucked up? Well, because that's what you give the

684
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 1: household pet that lives in a cage. The water is water.

685
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: That ain't right.

686
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 2: Look how happy the kid is. For anyone who does

687
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: not quite understand what we're talking about, they've got it

688
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 2: looks like a rabbit. Yeah, like what you'd give a

689
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 2: hamster or a guinea pig. And it's been zip tied

690
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: to the backboard like the back bed frame, so the

691
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 2: child can wake up and at any moment throughout the

692
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 2: night ash suck on the end, they can simply lean

693
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: over and get h two.

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00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: Oh, what about a water bottle? Both my kids have

695
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: water bottles.

696
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 2: But what happens when the water bottle gets empty?

697
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,840
Speaker 1: Look back up? How much water is she drinking at night? Camelback?

698
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: That that is not on. I'm just gonna say it.

699
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: If I go upstairs, one of them going to be

700
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: attached to your kid's bed.

701
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 2: Your line of what's acceptable and what's not is so

702
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 2: hard to judge.

703
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: I like to keep it spicy, you know.

704
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 2: Let's go to the segment. Let's get into it.

705
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 1: That is fucked. I'm just saying that.

706
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 2: We're getting into the segment. I'm just I'm annoying. You

707
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 2: don't like my my parenting hat.

708
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 1: How are you going to do it? I've done it.

709
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: So let's get petty couples out. Petty couple, Welcome down

710
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: the street. Petty couple. They cannot like it with me,

711
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: dirty couple. I love you, but immit you, no one

712
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: can push me quite like you. All right, Matt. This

713
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: is the segment where people send in the petty things

714
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: that they do this to significant other, whether it's malice

715
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: or not. I do not mind.

716
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 2: Have you had much pettiness this week, ash and eating petty.

717
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: That's worth mentioning.

718
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: I'm working on some things. Oh, don't want to give

719
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: it away. No, I did something quite petty.

720
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I feel like I'm always the one filling

721
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: up the car. Whenever I get in the car, it's

722
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 2: always like the lights on and it's it's not that

723
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 2: big of a deal. I get that. But I jumped

724
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: into Laura's car. We swapped cars and Laura's cars driving

725
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: it around for the day. The light came on and

726
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 2: I was like, do you know what it's time? You've

727
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 2: hel up the car.

728
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: Laura cheers to that. My friend cheers to that.

729
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 2: I will say I knew she had enough left in

730
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,479
Speaker 2: the tank to get her to work.

731
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: I've done a similar thing where I've got in the

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00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: car car.

733
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: Wait, can I just say, if you saw Laura's stories

734
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 2: actually broke down recently in the tunnel, was not me?

735
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: Not related? April Leaves does the same thing and I'm

736
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: get in and because it's got the countdown of how

737
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: long's there, I thought sixty k's I got heaps, But

738
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: I knew she had to get up and go to

739
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: the gym in the morning at like an ungodly hour

740
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 1: that she does. So I didn't fill it up and

741
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: got it down to like enough for her to be like,

742
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: am I going to make it or not? Five in

743
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: the morning. She made it, but it would have been

744
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: that initial and I did it to be petty.

745
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 2: And that's why we love our partners, because these are

746
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 2: the games we can play.

747
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: Until they leave us. Can I go first? Can I

748
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: go first? That sounded it? Can I have some more? Please?

749
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Can I go first? Can I go first?

750
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: Young Matthew? This one's from Emma go on. One day,

751
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: my husband said we need to start eating healthier and

752
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: cooking healthier. It's a common argument. Don't put it on

753
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,959
Speaker 1: your wife. You do it, mate, Yeah, and then she's

754
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: puts him back it. Trust me, what we eat is

755
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: healthy enough. Very good, Emma, Very good for you for

756
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: having variation balance in your diet. I hate cooking at

757
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: the best of time. So this is what I made

758
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: him for dinner. What is it? It's a carrot shaped

759
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: and a rude finger. I thought that was salmon for

760
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: a second, like sashimi.

761
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 2: No, it's if he's.

762
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: Getting sashimi for dinner. If he's getting just carrots, then

763
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: where's the protein.

764
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 2: I think would be more infuriating if you're already delivering

765
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 2: delicious meals that are healthy, I want healthier.

766
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what's healthier than a carrot? Tell you what,

767
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: nothing asked.

768
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 2: This one is from Jessica Keegan Keigan. I don't know

769
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: if we just said it, Jesus balad for anyone wondering.

770
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: Ash sent me a video of a young TikToker. All

771
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: she does is mud of the words Ash, take it

772
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 2: away salad, chicken caesar salad.

773
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: For those adults are listening who will not know what

774
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 1: that means, I'm a child.

775
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 2: It's very addictive. Worth a watch, Okay. After a disagreement,

776
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 2: Jessica says with her husband, I cut the bristles off

777
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: his toothbrush. But then she'd forgotten that she did it

778
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: until until it was the next morning when he went

779
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: to brush's teeth, and then he found out what she'd done.

780
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 2: Ended in tears of laughter, of laughter all fun and games.

781
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: Everyone's having a good time, having a good time.

782
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 2: And that's what this game is about. Having fun. Absolutely

783
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 2: no one's no one's getting offended.

784
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: But if they are, I also want to know. Very

785
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: good Matt should we just finish on some question. Oh,

786
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: I will ash if I may just very quickly Ash.

787
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 2: We did a little a real on our Instagram and

788
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 2: I want to say it was quite funny. It was

789
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 2: it was about the perfect evening. Oh yes, what what

790
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 2: partners can do? And it was, you know, the perfect

791
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 2: evening would be for us. It would be putting the

792
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: kids to bed, pouring our wives a glass of wine,

793
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 2: ordering thie, and then giving them a sweet treat later

794
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 2: when we see sweet treat. We won't go into details.

795
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: Up to interpretation. Yeah, but you know what I'm doing.

796
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about. And I out of interest,

797
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: I put the call out there and said, hey, for

798
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 2: you people on social media people.

799
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: What would be the dream evening? And I've got met

800
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: galleryesh I go you people I got, I said.

801
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 2: I said to the good, the good people of social

802
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 2: media friends. I said to our friends, thank you, thank you.

803
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 2: I said, my friend, what.

804
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: Makes you happy? What makes you happy? What would be.

805
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 2: Your dream evening? And the varied responses okay, I got

806
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 2: from people, give me a mixture.

807
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to say names. This One person just

808
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: wrote anal I'm sorry I wrote that in.

809
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 2: The fucking dishes.

810
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: Someone someone needs to see a counselort.

811
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: This one says she wants a massage that doesn't end

812
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 2: with the expectation of sex afterwards.

813
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: Newsflash, no such thing. In my defense.

814
00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 2: In my defense, I sometimes give Laura a massage with

815
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: absolutely no intention for it to end up that way.

816
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 2: But sometimes when you're massaging the back of a beautiful

817
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 2: woman who happens to be my.

818
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: Wife, things slip in.

819
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: I get excited, excited, but I can imagine sometimes it's

820
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 2: nice to receive a gift without the expectation to have

821
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 2: to give something in return. Got a lot of people

822
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 2: asking for foot rubs, and this person says, nap pizza, sex,

823
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 2: that is Allang, that's good, and she goes.

824
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 1: She goes pizza, then she has ps.

825
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: I've not had a partner for five years, so that

826
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 2: would be the dream right now. This one says, leave

827
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 2: me alone? Is that from me from April Wicks? Oh good,

828
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: good good fresh linen on the bed.

829
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on April special. That one another one here,

830
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: so much feet rubbing. Everyone wants their feet rubbed hot

831
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 1: in here.

832
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 3: When's Laura coming home? Bring those size twelve feet of

833
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 3: hers home? She has beautiful flippers. But the majority of these,

834
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,399
Speaker 3: like this is the most standard one. Empty the dishwasher,

835
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,640
Speaker 3: hook dinner, give me massage, put the kids to bed,

836
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 3: and then a massage massage of the I picked that

837
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 3: up vaginal area.

838
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is basic needs. This is this is.

839
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 2: So the bar is low for any man out there

840
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 2: who are like, what.

841
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: Do I get um doing? What do I do? Just like,

842
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 1: just answer the.

843
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 2: Take the bin out and then rub.

844
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: Some feet vagina or of a china with your feet.

845
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: That is that is it?

846
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 2: Hey, to those people who have just informed you're welcome

847
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 2: to their partners, you're also welcome. I can only imagine

848
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 2: when this comes out the amount of foot rubs that

849
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,919
Speaker 2: I happening all around Australia.

850
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: Do you guys play this little piggy the other time? No?

851
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 2: Actually she loves the toes being pulled. Anyway, Enough about that,

852
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 2: it's got let's got a listen of questions.

853
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: This is a question from Melissa. But also I'm strng

854
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: with the same thing I'm always seem to be struggling

855
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: with this one fucking thing. Alice wants to know how

856
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: does she get her kids to sleep in their own bed?

857
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: I have no fucking idea. Okay me either, because I

858
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: Oscar seriously bro.

859
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 2: What I was told by some parents ash, which is

860
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 2: advice that I didn't even remotely try and follow at all.

861
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 2: The First time the kids come into your bed, you've

862
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: got to be very stern from the beginning. You've got

863
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 2: to put them back into their bed and you go.

864
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 2: That's You've got to set the expectation there is no

865
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 2: place for them in your bed.

866
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: I thought all my farting would deter them. No, they

867
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: seem to draw them in quicker.

868
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 2: The issue with that, though, is that I always take

869
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: the path of least resistance, go into that. So if

870
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 2: they want to come into my bed like whatever, it

871
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Speaker 2: doesn't bother me.

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Speaker 1: It does bother me, though. It does because he headbuts me.

873
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: He laughs in his sleep like some sort of freak.

874
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Speaker 1: Just keeps me awake. It's driving me crazy.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't you, Why didn't you when Oscar first came

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Speaker 2: into your bed, Why don't you quickly put them back

877
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 2: into his bed and say, Oscar, this bed is yours,

878
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Speaker 2: Stay out of mind.

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Speaker 1: That's a very good follow up question, Matt. I really

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Speaker 1: appreciate that I didn't, because they share a room. Him

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00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: and mazy, so if I take him back, he'll carry

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Speaker 1: on wake her up.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's a common fear for parents out there.

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Speaker 1: It is we just go path of least resistance. So, Melissa,

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00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 1: I don't have an answer for you. Matt has some

886
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: sort of advice you got from someone but never implemented it.

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00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,919
Speaker 1: So maybe you can implement that and give us enough.

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00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: I would.

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00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 2: I would try that. Otherwise, lock your door. What if

890
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 2: this emergency, We'll deal with that as it comes.

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00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: Absolutely fully agree, lock the door. You could just time

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00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: to the bed.

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00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: Just an idea, there's the solution. Next question, this is

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Speaker 2: an interesting one. I don't know if this is just

895
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Speaker 2: a boy thing. My girls don't do this. Her name

896
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: is Everly, and she says, how do I stop my

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00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: five year old from whipping it out and pinging on

898
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Speaker 2: the bedroom carpet. You've got a dog, you're five years

899
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 2: you've been mistaken, and you've taken a dog home from

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Speaker 2: the hospital.

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00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: How did he learn to do that first of all?

902
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 1: Or was she just like taking upon himself to be

903
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: like that looks like anice patch of carp But I'm

904
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Speaker 1: going to piss on.

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Speaker 2: That's a weird habit. That's a weird habit. I've never

906
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 2: heard of kids like like willfully pissing, just insighting every

907
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: now and then Lola, who doesn't wear a nappy during

908
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: the day, she'll be really into a game and she

909
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 2: just she'd like, will wait so long, and then as

910
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 2: she's like running to the toilet, she's like and then

911
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 2: she'll just stand and she'll like wear herself.

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00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: And slip it. And I'm like, what are you doing?

913
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 2: No, I don't, I says, I say. If you say,

914
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 2: WHOOPSI daisy pants, I never would never do that.

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00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: Na, But no, I don't know kids not wilfully just

916
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Speaker 1: like whipping it out. That's an interesting one. Well, thankfully

917
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Speaker 1: I have a solution, So everybody listen, hit me. Treat

918
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: it like a puppy, I would say, so, like you know,

919
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,440
Speaker 1: when you have a new puppy. If also those of

920
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: you don't puppy pad, maybe try a puppy pad, do

921
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: you know? Okay, I got one, so it's like a

922
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: sense and then slowly move the puppy pad closer to

923
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: the toilet.

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Speaker 2: When I when I started potty training, when we I

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00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 2: should include Lawa in this because she was involved when

926
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Speaker 2: we started potty training. I remember it was like every

927
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: half an hour, you have to take the kids to

928
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 2: the toilet, sit them down and try and make them

929
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 2: we and if they don't we.

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00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: You do squeeze them. I just say, like, squeeze the

931
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: out of them. When they do the wei, you have

932
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: to absolutely shower them pardon the pun with praise just

933
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Speaker 1: like they love and show them.

934
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Speaker 2: I mean, Lola loves more than anything. She loves like

935
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Speaker 2: a good job. At the moment, she's still wearing nappies

936
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Speaker 2: at nighttime. Yeah, and every now and then she will

937
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Speaker 2: have a night where the nappy is dry and we're

938
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: like lo la, lo la, and we're all like Miley

939
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 2: cheers as well. It's like we make a big deal

940
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 2: out of it, and she loves it. But then it's

941
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Speaker 2: hard because sometimes she'll like clearly have pissed through the

942
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 2: nappy because she has like eight bottles of water during

943
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Speaker 2: the night, and she's like, I didn't know, I didn't

944
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Speaker 2: piss on my nappy last night, And I'm like, are

945
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Speaker 2: you sure about that?

946
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,240
Speaker 1: And she said, yeah, didn't it And then she tries

947
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: to take it off, yeah, put it in and put

948
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Speaker 1: it in the bin, and I'm like, where's.

949
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Speaker 2: Your nap She's like, I don't know, didn't wear one,

950
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 2: Give me my chair, give it to me.

951
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: So what you're saying, do you get this? Every time

952
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: this kid doesn't piss on the carpet, I.

953
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Speaker 2: Would say, when they piss in the toilet, you gotta

954
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 2: you've got to cheer that stuff on. That's like give praise,

955
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 2: reward the good behavior.

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00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: There you go, that's pretty good vice. Thank you, thank

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Speaker 1: you for we live a dislamer.

958
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 2: If it doesn't work, absolutely no responsibility taken. There you go, Ash,

959
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 2: we should get out of here.

960
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: We should have. But before we get out of here,

961
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: we are running a little competition. Thanks yeah, little little

962
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,760
Speaker 1: com every week, bro, every week, every week. I also

963
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: just sponsored football team without telling you. So this is fair.

964
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Speaker 1: We're even.

965
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 2: We're giving away a case of beer.

966
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Speaker 1: We are a case of beer a week. And all

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Speaker 1: you have to do is follow Stone and Wood, follow

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Speaker 1: two doting dads on Instagram, tag us in a story

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00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 1: of you listening to us, and we will pick one

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Speaker 1: at random. Yeah, and you get a case of beer

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00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: send to your house. It's that simple, so easy.

972
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Speaker 2: And if you have enjoyed this episode, please send it

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00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: on through to anyone else out there. Parent non parent

974
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 2: who may enjoy it and give us a review if

975
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 2: you would be so kind, either on Spotify or Apple

976
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Speaker 2: podcast and we'll take both. That would be delicious and

977
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Speaker 2: we'll see you guys next week.

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Speaker 1: Thanks guys, Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on gadigal Land