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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, let's go moning that remains to be seen.

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Speaker 2: Chris Page and Amy Girard, you say, good morning everyone,

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Speaker 2: Happy Saturday morning.

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Speaker 3: How are you pork chop?

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Speaker 1: I felt better, but I'm.

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Speaker 2: Here a big congratulations everybody. Big news for Amy Gerard.

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Speaker 2: She got a period.

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Speaker 1: Nobody needs to know that.

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Speaker 3: She's not pregnant.

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Speaker 1: But sure there's a small win.

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Speaker 3: There was a little scared the other week.

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Speaker 2: We weren't sure because the psychic said Amy was pregnant,

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Speaker 2: and then.

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Speaker 1: Obviously we take psychics word as gospel. Yeah, there was.

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Speaker 1: There was one or two days there where there was

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Speaker 1: a little bit of nausea. But yeah, I'm in the clear.

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Speaker 1: My body definitely hates me. I think maybe the nausea,

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Speaker 1: maybe all of that was telling me that this month's

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Speaker 1: period is going to ruin me.

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Speaker 3: You said, I did.

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Speaker 1: I Hell on Earth. My little five year old found

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Speaker 1: me curled up on the shower floor and he was

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Speaker 1: really upset. You know, like, I don't know, have you

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Speaker 1: got a kid that gets really upset or like worried

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Speaker 2: Well, they think we're sort of invincible so if we're

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Speaker 2: in pain or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Yet they freaked out.

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Speaker 1: And I was I just was trying to have a

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Speaker 1: moment with the hot water on my back and whatnot,

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Speaker 1: and I was like kind of keeled over. And Bobby

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Speaker 1: came in and mummy mummy, and I was like, ah, shit,

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Speaker 1: now I've got to pretend like I'm okay, it's okay,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. Mummy's just having a particularly bad period. And

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Speaker 1: then he tried to help make lunchboxes and I was like, no,

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Speaker 3: And he offered to mess up the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, but he was so sweet.

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Speaker 2: Is Bobby your helper child? Because Oscar, my five year old,

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Speaker 2: is the world's best helper, wants to help with everything,

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Speaker 2: and I hope he's not listening, but he is no

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Speaker 2: help because he's five and just gets in the way.

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Speaker 1: Funnily enough, both my boys want to be the world's

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Speaker 1: best helpers only when they see me in pain. Otherwise

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Speaker 1: they couldn't give two hoots about anything that I do.

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Speaker 1: But maybe I just need a fake having a period.

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Speaker 1: Every week, all of a sudden, everyone picks up their shoes,

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Speaker 1: Everyone Bobby kept saying, Mum, you sit down, You sit down, Mum,

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Speaker 1: I'll do crunch and.

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Speaker 2: Get some aids. Always a few band aids on, some bandages. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: paint on a black eye.

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Speaker 1: Sit on the floor every morning in the shower, and

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, my kids want to help out.

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Speaker 3: Exactly. Great, Okay, as long as you're hurt. There's your

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Speaker 3: period update for this week.

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Speaker 1: Thanks thanks for bringing that to everyone's attention.

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Speaker 3: Chris.

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Speaker 1: So, I am this close, paigy to losing my license,

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Speaker 1: and that's not something I'm proud of. And I hope

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Speaker 1: as a police prosecutor, he would be mortified. But I

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Speaker 1: think I've got like two points left.

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Speaker 3: What's your Is your main vice? Speeding or using the phone?

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Speaker 1: Or no, never using the phone. I've got a holder

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Speaker 1: for my phone, which is save. That saved me.

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Speaker 3: Doing one hundred in a school zone.

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Speaker 1: No never. I'll tell you what it is. It's all

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Speaker 1: these bloody tolls. There's one in particular that I take

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Speaker 1: and I swear to God, I'm going to write.

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Speaker 3: A letter in the tolls. Are you not paying them?

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Speaker 1: Hear me out? No, it's not the tolls. So sorry,

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Speaker 1: not the tolls. It's a motorway, it's a highway.

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Speaker 3: The tunnel.

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Speaker 1: The tunnel, right, and it used to be an eighty zone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so we all did eighty and then they changed

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Speaker 1: it to ninety. Now every single fine I get is

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Speaker 1: I am convinced that they haven't changed the speed camera

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Speaker 1: Because it used to be eighty, I am convinced that

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Speaker 2: K's okay, So you're getting into the conspiracy theories now

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Speaker 2: that the government is messing with the speed cameras well.

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Speaker 1: I just don't think they've changed it to reflect their

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Speaker 3: The point is you've nearly you've got what one.

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Speaker 1: Point left, I think it's one or two.

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Speaker 2: You're like me here at Kiss you are on your

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Speaker 2: last warning. One more thing and you're gone.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I actually know of this underground thing that

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Speaker 1: goes on where people you can pay people to take

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Speaker 3: Really is I've heard of people doing it. Probably not.

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Speaker 2: I've heard people doing it with relatives, obviously, like a

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Speaker 2: but this will screw me.

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Speaker 1: Can you say, you're everyone see the gender.

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Speaker 2: And if they go well, I was clearly wearing a dress.

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Speaker 2: You go well, identified as a woman.

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Speaker 3: That's right, How dare you?

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Speaker 1: But I also know that there's people. I know one

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Speaker 1: he's a builder and he must have been done like

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Speaker 1: forty times holding his phone. I'm not condoning it. I

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Speaker 1: think that's very very despicable road behavior.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there should be a mercy rule where you

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Speaker 1: He just got this Brazilian guy. The Brazilian guy took

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Speaker 1: all his points, He paid the fine. The Brazilian guy

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Speaker 2: Where did he find a Brazilian guy? Is it like

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Speaker 2: the Mexicans in America? Do you drive down to the

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Speaker 1: Don't know, he knew a guy, that knew a guy

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they were guys.

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Speaker 2: Good to have a good South American contact day. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's always helpful.

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Speaker 1: I bet you know a good one, Chris, Your kids

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Speaker 1: and my kids they all have one thing in common,

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Speaker 1: and that is they love songs that have the reference to.

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Speaker 3: Pooh Pooh's hilarious poo.

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Speaker 1: Pooh anything, really farts, Pooh anything discussing. My kids love it. Now.

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Speaker 2: It was Henry's eighth birthday during the week and George,

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Speaker 2: he said, can you grab a card while you're up

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Speaker 3: But there was a card.

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Speaker 2: I just saw it straight away and it was like,

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Speaker 2: this card entitles you to three guilt free birthday farts.

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's the car and my god. He

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Speaker 2: thought it was hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't go wrong with a pooh or fart

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Speaker 1: joke of all of any kind.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: So I have a friend. His name is Sean Zepp's.

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Speaker 1: If you don't already follow him on Instagram, you have

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Speaker 1: to give him a follow. Him probably puts out the

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Speaker 1: most relatable content I have ever come across. It's very funny, comedic.

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Speaker 1: It's all to do with parenting basically. But he's gone

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Speaker 1: a step further and he's now released his own song.

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Speaker 1: It's called It's Pooh Time, so it's all about Pooh.

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Speaker 3: He's getting in on that big Pooh money.

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Speaker 1: It's a smart move by him. He's also released some

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Speaker 1: poo pajamas. I played it to my kids.

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Speaker 2: My kids are poo pajamas already, do they just in

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Great, No, these ones actually have like the Pooh emoji

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Speaker 1: on them. But I've played this song to my kids

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Speaker 1: and now it is the most requested bedtime song. We

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Speaker 1: play it most nights. When I say, it is very catchy.

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Speaker 1: Can we play it? Sean Zepps, It's Pooh time, a

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Speaker 1: thick poot time number two time. Better hurry before it's

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Speaker 3: Got a feeling in my tummy.

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Speaker 1: Straight to my mummy.

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Speaker 5: I don't think I can wait.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait is that a tub to the little bitfore

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Speaker 1: I'm run on my baby.

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Speaker 5: I think it's pool time number two time. Now I'm

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Speaker 5: rushing like I'm lay to the gate, straight from my

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Speaker 5: tom down to my bomb. Oh here come made a

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Speaker 5: second to soon first normal bomb now number two? That is.

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Speaker 1: Right, and so you can have a full blown dance party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah there's parts as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well it's got everything. That's that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: But isn't it That is a very very clever move

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Speaker 1: by him. He's got two of his own children. He's

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Speaker 1: knows how wild the Pooh Crazy is. And Sean Zepp's

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Speaker 1: he's laughing all the way to the bank. Now, I

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Speaker 1: reckon like that song is gonna go number one.

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Speaker 2: There's big money in kids music, right. You know The Wiggles,

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Speaker 2: the original Wiggles. Yes, we're, like I say, a proper band.

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Speaker 2: They were a band for adults called the Cockroaches. And

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Speaker 2: they weren't you know, they were playing RSL clubs and

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Speaker 2: stuff and they weren't really taking off.

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Speaker 1: Wait is this a Chris fact? They were called the Cockroaches.

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Speaker 2: The Wiggles were a band called the Cockroaches. Weren't cracking

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Speaker 2: colored skivvies, call ourselves the Wiggles and do kids music.

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Speaker 2: One of the band members of the Cockroaches, when bugger

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Speaker 2: that I'm not.

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Speaker 3: Looking like an idiot and a skivvy and doing kids music.

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Speaker 2: Biggest regretted walked and you guys have fun with your

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Speaker 2: stupid Wiggles band. Now I think they're the richest entertainers

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Speaker 2: in Australia, the original Wiggles.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, the Wiggles saved my sanity with all of my

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Speaker 1: children anytime there was meltdowns, Wiggles straight on the TV.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they didn't bring out a poo song. No, they've

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Speaker 1: missed the mark.

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Speaker 3: Too low brow for the Wigs. You know, that's nasty stuff,

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Speaker 3: is it? Though?

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Speaker 1: Kids love it?

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Speaker 3: They do love it.

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Speaker 1: You know what Cocktail weddings they kind of it's much

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Speaker 1: less about the formalities and it is far more just

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Speaker 1: a huge party.

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Speaker 2: That's what I wanted at my wedding to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we'll do the ceremony fifteen to twenty minutes tops, and

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Speaker 2: then it's a party with all of our friends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I will tell you a funny story from that wedding.

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Speaker 1: So the bride, who is a very good friend of mine,

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Speaker 1: got married in a beautiful garden setting, and you know

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Speaker 1: how afterwards you kind of there's like a list of

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Speaker 1: all the groups that need the family photos and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so now we need the parents right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's now.

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Speaker 1: Cousins, people from the groom side, and vice versa. It's

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Speaker 1: But you missed it as well.

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Speaker 1: Is a bit of Alarican and is very cheeky, has

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Speaker 3: So they're okay, like they are laughing, all right.

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Speaker 1: I think it's funny. I mean, I hope that he

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Speaker 1: No, I did. I used to flash the old girls

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Speaker 2: Have stopped so since they became feedback, You've not going

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Speaker 1: I've paid a lot of money for them. They're still great.

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Speaker 1: Have you never exposed yourself, like you don't get your

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Speaker 2: No, my wife has, though. You just remind me yeah Georgie, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because I mean you know Georgie right, she's pretty.

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Speaker 3: Like, but she does have great cans. She years ago

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Speaker 2: Her favorite singer is Robbie Williams. So and one of

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Speaker 2: the things that a Robbie Williams Conston is so. She

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Speaker 2: Williams good girl, she reckons. There was eye contact and

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Speaker 3: Like for the for the ladies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, respect, but you sort of go, oh, what, I

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Speaker 1: Well, oh, I don't. I think it's just girls boys

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Speaker 3: Yeah, getting a nut out of the wedding. It is

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Speaker 3: It was subtle enough to get someone to post it.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even know. I don't notice it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well pay well played.

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Speaker 2: This story caught my eye because it had the words

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Speaker 1: They're throwing dildos onto the court. Yeah, I'm trying to understand.

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Speaker 1: There must be some hidden messaging.

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Speaker 2: But it's a publicity stunt for a crypto currency, is it.

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Speaker 3: Actually that's what they're saying. But my first thought is

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Speaker 3: it's funny.

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Speaker 2: But then if it keeps happening, it's a bit derogatory

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Speaker 1: Well, it just doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 3: One of them probably pick it up and take it home.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: In the UFC, this is a different intimate object. A

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Speaker 2: she was walking up and remembered she'd left her chicken

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Speaker 2: fill in her bra that she was wearing. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: Well because every like gram counts right exactly. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: that she's whipped out her chicken filets. I mean we've

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Speaker 2: There, yeah, thrown them away, So a souvenir for a

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Speaker 1: Every I mean me and all my girlfriends used to

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Speaker 3: Is this like when you're thirteen and you camart dressed?

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Speaker 1: like it fell out from my undercarriage. Like the guy

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Speaker 3: Oh, well, he didn't know where they'd fallen from.

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Speaker 2: And the cold chicken they sort of look like four

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Speaker 1: like I'm not even to say what it looked like.

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Speaker 1: But have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction? Surely you've

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Speaker 2: No, I haven't done this something about Mary, but I have.

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Speaker 2: I have a very old pair of board shorts, like

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Speaker 3: Anyway, they they now, I don't.

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Speaker 2: I threw them out because they had a split in

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Speaker 3: And you know how you sit when you're playing the.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know it was that bad, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: the guitar teacher got a real one show. Didn't even

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Speaker 2: nice old guy. Kept inviting me back to his house.

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Speaker 2: Lovely old bloke. You say that your chicken filets are

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Speaker 2: on the inside, and that that's perfectly safe from a malfunction.

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Speaker 2: But I love the story of a friend of yours

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Speaker 2: a party.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I think it kind of. I don't know what happened,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she had surgery. So don't do the worm, guys,

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Speaker 3: You learned something every day here.

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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Taylor Swift you are listening to.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you know, I'm a swifty now told you about that.

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Speaker 1: I was exactly the same. I'd never ever listened to

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Speaker 1: when she came out here. Ryan had got tickets through

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Speaker 1: his old job. He was like, do you want to

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Speaker 1: I also was converted.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you a word of advice.

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Speaker 2: You've got to be so careful about getting on air

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Speaker 2: and saying I didn't love Taylor Swift that much, but

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Speaker 3: So I went along. Because the people listening who are

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Speaker 2: Sitting there going refresh, Refresh, refresh on ticket Tech and

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Speaker 2: you can get the tickets and going you absolute cow.

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Speaker 1: I know, sorry, but that was the straight up truth. Guys.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the podcast though, So it was big

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Speaker 2: news during the week.

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Speaker 3: She never does interviews. Yeah, and she's never.

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Speaker 2: Done a possible elusive. Her football player boyfriend, sexy man

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Speaker 2: Travis Kelsey, he sure is big dumb lug and he's

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Speaker 2: got his podcast with his brother called New Heights.

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Speaker 3: Well it's it went. They had Taylor Swift on the

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Speaker 3: show Move by Them. She announced her new album.

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Speaker 2: You may have seen this is the clip doing the

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Speaker 2: that we've seen.

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Speaker 6: Now, so I wanted to show you something.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what do we got? We got a briefcase.

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Speaker 4: Yep, Mick Green, Yep. This is my brand new album.

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Speaker 4: This is my brand new album. It's called The Life

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Speaker 4: of a Showgirl.

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Speaker 2: Listen to that distortion on the microphone. That's when you

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Speaker 2: put football players on the radio.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of a big deal though.

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Speaker 3: The album is called the Life of a show Girl.

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Speaker 2: She's lying in a bath I think, or a shallow

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Speaker 2: Pool in a sparkly brah Well.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of like all her outfits when she performs.

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Speaker 1: All of her outfits are very like the dazzling I know,

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Speaker 1: I bet you do.

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Speaker 2: There's a duet with Sabrina Carpenter. Taylor fans are going nuts.

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Speaker 2: The track listing is out as well.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna buy the album?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: I am somewhat confident I'll get to come to work

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Speaker 2: and play it occasionally. I think we'll occasionally probably play

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: She went into a bit of detail about what the

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Speaker 2: putting it all together.

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Speaker 6: I wanted the album to feel the way my life felt,

442
00:20:45,659 --> 00:20:48,379
Speaker 6: and this completely matches the way that my life has felt.

443
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Speaker 6: Every single song is on this album for hundreds of reasons,

444
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Speaker 6: and you couldn't take one out and it'd be the

445
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Speaker 6: same album. You couldn't add one and it's just right.

446
00:21:00,820 --> 00:21:04,380
Speaker 6: And that focus and that kind of discipline with creating

447
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Speaker 6: an album and keeping the bar really high is something

448
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Speaker 6: I've been wanting.

449
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Speaker 4: To do for a very long time.

450
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Speaker 6: I tend to love to write lots and lots of music,

451
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:16,580
Speaker 6: so it's a temptation to release lots of music. Sure,

452
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,899
Speaker 6: I wanted to do an album that was so focused

453
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Speaker 6: on quality and on the theme and everything fitting together

454
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Speaker 6: like a perfect puzzle.

455
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Speaker 1: That these twelve.

456
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Speaker 6: Songs for my twelfth album. It just I feel like

457
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Speaker 6: we achieved that and I'm really happy about that.

458
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Speaker 2: That would be hard if you've written a bunch of

459
00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:37,780
Speaker 2: songs to go, I'm only putting twelve on.

460
00:21:37,659 --> 00:21:39,340
Speaker 1: Like how do you pick the best ones?

461
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Speaker 2: Like a good song that you like, but you go

462
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Speaker 2: doesn't fit the album and just leaving it off.

463
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Speaker 1: Well, I feel like all of her albums and correct

464
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Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, Swifties, but all of her albums

465
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Speaker 1: kind of have a theme.

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Speaker 2: The eras, and it's that that time of her life

467
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:53,739
Speaker 2: is what the album's all about. Yeah, okay, you know

468
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Speaker 2: what the unreleased songs that you're right, that's for when

469
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Speaker 2: you die, Like you know when when the Beatles they go, oh,

470
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Speaker 2: we've found an old Beatles.

471
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Speaker 3: Song that they never actually finished or where and it's

472
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Speaker 3: huge stuff.

473
00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:07,979
Speaker 1: So produces each song like hundreds of them and then

474
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Speaker 1: picks handpicks.

475
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Speaker 3: Which one I don't know, Amy put on the other.

476
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Speaker 1: For me, asking you like you're a producer, Yeah, just

477
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:16,100
Speaker 1: Crisp Page.

478
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Speaker 2: I do know a few things because I read about it.

479
00:22:18,859 --> 00:22:21,899
Speaker 2: You know, she bought all of her music back so.

480
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Speaker 1: That she owns it from Scooter Braun, right.

481
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,619
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was the producer when she was you know,

482
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,260
Speaker 2: like anyone starting out of the music industry, the record

483
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,740
Speaker 2: companies will take advantage of them somewhat with the contract

484
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:36,259
Speaker 2: they signed. So Taylor recorded all of the Taylor's version

485
00:22:36,859 --> 00:22:40,860
Speaker 2: of songs and bought her music back, which I originally went, oh,

486
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Speaker 2: how smart is that Financially She's going to be so

487
00:22:42,899 --> 00:22:46,540
Speaker 2: much richer now, which she is, But hearing her explain

488
00:22:46,619 --> 00:22:49,900
Speaker 2: that on the podcast, I actually my cynicism went away

489
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:51,619
Speaker 2: a little bit. It did actually mean a lot to

490
00:22:51,659 --> 00:22:53,780
Speaker 2: her to have that ownership of her own music.

491
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Speaker 6: Rather than send lawyers or management, I sent my mom

492
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Speaker 6: and my brother to LA and they sorry. They sat

493
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:08,060
Speaker 6: down and they're like with Shamrock Capital, and they told

494
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Speaker 6: them this meant for me, like they told him the

495
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Speaker 6: whole story. I get a call from my mom and

496
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Speaker 6: she's like, you got your music. And it's literally been

497
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:23,979
Speaker 6: so long since this happened.

498
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Speaker 4: It's every time I talk about it, and I.

499
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Speaker 7: Just very dramatically hit the floor for real, like honestly

500
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Speaker 7: just started a long time bawling my eyes out, and

501
00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:39,379
Speaker 7: I'm just like, what happened?

502
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,659
Speaker 1: And you got something was wrong and you come up

503
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Speaker 1: and I'm just like my.

504
00:23:43,619 --> 00:23:51,580
Speaker 7: Music and then just start absolutely heaving dead. Had no

505
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,660
Speaker 7: power in my life to support myself.

506
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Speaker 6: Yeah, this changed my life.

507
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Speaker 3: She's going to marry him, isn't she. It's gonna happen.

508
00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,820
Speaker 3: This is the that relationship falls apart.

509
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:03,980
Speaker 1: The world's over. What hope does the rest of the

510
00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:04,419
Speaker 1: world have?

511
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:08,540
Speaker 2: It'll be inspiration for the next album.

512
00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:11,859
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think she seems.

513
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Speaker 3: Like the one.

514
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:13,740
Speaker 1: It seems like the one. I don't think she would

515
00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:16,739
Speaker 1: have gone on the podcast with him if she didn't

516
00:24:16,780 --> 00:24:19,420
Speaker 1: think that. You know, there was a big, meaty rock

517
00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,460
Speaker 1: comings sometime soon.

518
00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:23,060
Speaker 2: Wow, welcome to twenty twenty five everyone. You know it's

519
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,500
Speaker 2: the one when you go on their podcast.

520
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:29,180
Speaker 1: However, she said she's an elusive Pandora's box. She's never

521
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:33,260
Speaker 1: gone on anyone else's.

522
00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,100
Speaker 3: Don't worry, were almost done.

523
00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:40,139
Speaker 1: A yawn, No, I my lower back is cramping up.

524
00:24:40,300 --> 00:24:43,300
Speaker 2: She's on a period. Oh josh, this is the last break.

525
00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:47,780
Speaker 2: But we're going inside the secret society of whining women.

526
00:24:48,659 --> 00:24:51,700
Speaker 2: What they're complaining about this week in the Facebook mum's group.

527
00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,939
Speaker 3: What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?

528
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:58,220
Speaker 1: This mum's not whining, she just wants to know. I

529
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Speaker 1: think she's putting some feelers out there, right, She wrote, Hi, Mums,

530
00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:03,500
Speaker 1: I recently came across an article about a mum who

531
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Speaker 1: keeps her kids on a late night schedule. I think

532
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:10,300
Speaker 1: dinner around nine point thirty, bath and bedtime stories close

533
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Speaker 1: to midnight what and waking up around ten thirty am.

534
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:19,580
Speaker 1: We've shifted into this night our routine over the past week,

535
00:25:19,859 --> 00:25:22,460
Speaker 1: and to my surprise, it's working really well for us.

536
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,420
Speaker 1: The evening's feel calmer. What, we get more quality time

537
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:29,899
Speaker 1: as a family, especially with my partner's late work hours,

538
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:32,820
Speaker 1: and the kids are waking up happy and well rested.

539
00:25:33,139 --> 00:25:36,260
Speaker 1: Has anyone else done this and is it possible long term?

540
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:39,139
Speaker 3: Big issue? Well, firstly no.

541
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Speaker 1: Firstly, her kids must not be.

542
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Speaker 3: At school right, so they're obviously very young.

543
00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:46,940
Speaker 1: For me, that is even more detrimental. Like everybody knows

544
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:51,500
Speaker 1: that the hours before midnight count for like double and

545
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:55,300
Speaker 1: they're far more precious and important. And when kids are

546
00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:59,020
Speaker 1: so young, they need their sleep. It's how they're well them.

547
00:25:59,139 --> 00:26:01,699
Speaker 2: They're getting to sleep because they're sleeping in in the

548
00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:04,060
Speaker 2: morning so that the hours of sleep are still there.

549
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,940
Speaker 2: So that's fine, but her talking about the evening's being

550
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:11,100
Speaker 2: more peaceful. Peaceful is when the kids go to sleep

551
00:26:11,260 --> 00:26:14,100
Speaker 2: and you can finally watch Succession and.

552
00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:16,100
Speaker 3: Yeah, be Chocolateah, I don't know.

553
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:20,180
Speaker 1: Without having a share. Yeah, I'm assuming they're both young

554
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:23,300
Speaker 1: kids with no school, and this mum loves a sleep

555
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:26,940
Speaker 1: in because I don't actually understand why anyone would do this.

556
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Speaker 2: I'd love asleep in too, but not at the price

557
00:26:30,940 --> 00:26:33,100
Speaker 2: of them staying up till midnight.

558
00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:35,100
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, when do you get to watch your shows?

559
00:26:35,580 --> 00:26:36,700
Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't watch shows.

560
00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:38,179
Speaker 3: Maybe she stays up till three.

561
00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,619
Speaker 1: Maybe she has no screens.

562
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,859
Speaker 3: Maybe they're homeschooled, they're.

563
00:26:41,619 --> 00:26:44,060
Speaker 1: Off grid, they don't have any electricity up.

564
00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:48,020
Speaker 3: In the mountains or something. Maybe they are in a cult.

565
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:49,740
Speaker 1: It sounds a bit cultish.

566
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Speaker 3: What time do your kids go to bed?

567
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:54,940
Speaker 1: Oh, my daughter, I don't care.

568
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,379
Speaker 3: As you started answering, I realized.

569
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Speaker 1: You realize you actually don't care. Eight thirty is the latest,

570
00:27:00,659 --> 00:27:03,820
Speaker 1: and my other two I tried seven thirty. Okay, So

571
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,619
Speaker 1: I can watch my shows and have my wine and

572
00:27:05,659 --> 00:27:07,540
Speaker 1: eat my ice cream and lots of snacks.

573
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,979
Speaker 2: Everyone I know has that same thing, just waiting for

574
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:12,700
Speaker 2: the kids to get to sleep, to enjoy sometime.

575
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,859
Speaker 1: And even when I'm dog shit tired, I still will

576
00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,859
Speaker 1: force myself to stay up just so I have that

577
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:18,500
Speaker 1: alone time.

578
00:27:18,659 --> 00:27:21,540
Speaker 2: I think that alone time and that relaxation time is

579
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:23,100
Speaker 2: as important as sleep.

580
00:27:23,139 --> 00:27:23,859
Speaker 1: It's imperative.

581
00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:27,020
Speaker 2: I will sacrifice two hours sleep to sit up and

582
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,940
Speaker 2: watch a movie because it's still I think that's still

583
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,540
Speaker 2: good for your brain.

584
00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:31,540
Speaker 1: It's how you unwind.

585
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,379
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the mental health.

586
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:35,979
Speaker 1: So guys, do not do what this mum's doing. Putting

587
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:38,659
Speaker 1: your kids to better midnight sounds outrageous.

588
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,340
Speaker 3: Do we know what the other mums replied in the Facebook?

589
00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,899
Speaker 1: Surely everyone just told it also, Actually, you know what,

590
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:45,820
Speaker 1: I take that back. Do whatever the hell you want

591
00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:46,700
Speaker 1: with your own children.

592
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,060
Speaker 3: I don't know you, and it's not my problem. That's

593
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:53,459
Speaker 3: it the end. I don't know why we do that segment.

594
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,340
Speaker 1: Sometimes we can believe it.

595
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:56,780
Speaker 3: Well, we do have to do it every week.

596
00:27:56,820 --> 00:27:59,100
Speaker 1: If it's a good one, well I'll do some trawling

597
00:27:59,580 --> 00:28:02,140
Speaker 1: and I'll only come to you with juicy ones.

598
00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:04,020
Speaker 2: If it's that week, don't bring it in next time.

599
00:28:05,740 --> 00:28:09,540
Speaker 2: We've got to go have a great Saturday.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you're odd,