WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Sniffing Ants & Horrible Housemates 0:00:10.379 --> 0:00:14.219 My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcast playlist and listen 0:00:14.259 --> 0:00:21.739 live on the Free iHeart app with Brittle. 0:00:21.339 --> 0:00:25.339 And Laura Bird Radio. What Our Windows? 0:00:25.819 --> 0:00:29.259 That's my world, Risen the dust only good fab Dougle. 0:00:30.619 --> 0:00:33.539 I've done much, but yeah I'm. 0:00:33.379 --> 0:00:36.379 Not our big get and what I want it don't 0:00:36.379 --> 0:00:37.538 matter where goes. 0:00:37.659 --> 0:00:41.139 This is the pick up, Hi, guys, it's the pickup. 0:00:41.139 --> 0:00:43.259 We've bred Hockey and Laura Bird. What are you laughing? 0:00:43.339 --> 0:00:43.459 Though? 0:00:43.819 --> 0:00:44.619 Nothing? Nothing? 0:00:44.779 --> 0:00:47.939 Something I was thinking about though. I recently came across 0:00:47.939 --> 0:00:48.819 this reel that when. 0:00:48.819 --> 0:00:50.539 We want to stop starting. 0:00:50.179 --> 0:00:53.139 A reel that went viral. 0:00:53.339 --> 0:00:55.139 That's all I do is spend my time on Instagram 0:00:55.299 --> 0:00:58.819 doom scrolling Mom and Mia, who are quite a big 0:00:58.859 --> 0:01:02.259 podcast producer. They recently posted a little video and it 0:01:02.339 --> 0:01:04.699 was about smelling ants. I have a question for you, 0:01:04.779 --> 0:01:09.259 brit If it ant gets crushed near you, or like 0:01:09.298 --> 0:01:11.259 you step on an ant, or like you kill an 0:01:11.259 --> 0:01:12.619 ant by accident. 0:01:12.779 --> 0:01:14.779 Can you smell it? Not? 0:01:15.219 --> 0:01:18.618 Like can you smell any odor being emitted from the ant? 0:01:18.658 --> 0:01:20.619 But I don't crush an ant near my face. 0:01:20.779 --> 0:01:23.019 No, But it doesn't matter, like if you could. 0:01:22.979 --> 0:01:24.819 If I walked on an ant and crushed it I 0:01:24.859 --> 0:01:26.459 would smell it from upright. 0:01:26.539 --> 0:01:26.699 Yeah. 0:01:26.779 --> 0:01:28.619 Or if you were sitting down at a picnic or 0:01:28.619 --> 0:01:31.099 something and you crushed an ant by accident, and you 0:01:31.578 --> 0:01:33.819 have you ever smelt like a weird smell coming from 0:01:33.859 --> 0:01:34.259 an ant? 0:01:34.539 --> 0:01:36.818 No, but this is all weird common No. Then the 0:01:36.859 --> 0:01:39.499 thing is is you can't smell ants? Oh no, what 0:01:39.619 --> 0:01:40.339 have I got to do? 0:01:40.738 --> 0:01:43.658 So apparently this is like the most useless superpower that 0:01:43.699 --> 0:01:46.338 there is. And there are some people in the world 0:01:46.339 --> 0:01:48.739 who can smell ants, and there are some people who can't. 0:01:49.059 --> 0:01:51.499 And I can smell ants, And I always thought ants 0:01:51.539 --> 0:01:54.859 smell awful if they're being stepped on, and everyone can 0:01:54.899 --> 0:01:56.779 smell them. But apparently it's only twenty percent of the 0:01:56.779 --> 0:01:58.099 population can smell ant. 0:01:58.179 --> 0:02:00.618 So if you're walking down the street, you're just walking, 0:02:00.659 --> 0:02:02.539 there's a little ant trail you step on and keep walking. 0:02:02.659 --> 0:02:03.019 You snow. 0:02:03.299 --> 0:02:05.379 For example, like if I'm out in the backyard playing 0:02:05.379 --> 0:02:07.659 with the girls, like on the courtyard area, and I'm 0:02:07.659 --> 0:02:09.619 sitting on the ground and I put my hand down 0:02:09.819 --> 0:02:11.619 and I've squished an ant on my hand. 0:02:11.499 --> 0:02:12.418 And then you smell your hair. 0:02:12.859 --> 0:02:15.179 No, no, no, even if I brush it off, I'm not 0:02:15.259 --> 0:02:18.019 sniffing hair. Sniff I can smell it, like if it's 0:02:18.019 --> 0:02:20.619 crushed on me or near me. The smell is so 0:02:21.059 --> 0:02:23.219 pungent and like peppery and weird. 0:02:23.418 --> 0:02:26.819 Okay, so tuk me through this. Is there a point? No? 0:02:27.019 --> 0:02:28.619 Okay, great, just wanted to check if there was a 0:02:28.619 --> 0:02:30.779 purpose to that. I'm glad that you can smell ants, 0:02:30.819 --> 0:02:31.659 lore am I. 0:02:31.659 --> 0:02:33.379 I'm happy for you. You don't want to talk about 0:02:33.379 --> 0:02:35.779 ant sniffing. No, I'm good. You're just jealous because I'm 0:02:35.779 --> 0:02:38.419 more superior. I have so much fomo. 0:02:39.978 --> 0:02:42.578 No, I'm sure you guys just heard that we are 0:02:42.579 --> 0:02:44.739 supposed to be talking about married at first signe and 0:02:44.739 --> 0:02:46.819 how all the contestants just got their phones back. 0:02:46.899 --> 0:02:50.099 But more pressing news has just made itself known and 0:02:50.138 --> 0:02:51.219 we do need to break it down. 0:02:51.299 --> 0:02:54.898 Well, yeah, so we were talking about sniffing ants before 0:02:55.019 --> 0:02:57.139 hear me out. Things are not Things are not as 0:02:57.219 --> 0:02:58.499 rogue as what you might think they are. 0:03:00.379 --> 0:03:02.219 I don't want to be known for that. Laura was 0:03:02.258 --> 0:03:04.619 talking about sniffing ants. Brittany most certainly was not. 0:03:04.899 --> 0:03:08.819 So there is a thing going around currently online which 0:03:08.859 --> 0:03:11.419 is the fact that some people can smell ants and 0:03:11.499 --> 0:03:13.579 like the acid that they emit if they've been stepped 0:03:13.579 --> 0:03:16.819 on or crushed other people can't. Apparently only twenty percent 0:03:16.859 --> 0:03:18.419 of the population can smell ants. 0:03:19.138 --> 0:03:21.459 So then that happened. We talked about that already. 0:03:21.538 --> 0:03:23.459 We left that go because we were gonna then talk 0:03:23.499 --> 0:03:26.978 about Siena and whoever else a, Feena and everyone else 0:03:26.978 --> 0:03:28.858 who married at first sights, who got their phones back 0:03:28.859 --> 0:03:31.099 and have been texting and showing all of there been 0:03:31.659 --> 0:03:33.059 unveiling stuff on Instagram. 0:03:33.138 --> 0:03:34.939 No one cares. You can get that information anywhere. 0:03:35.139 --> 0:03:37.819 What you can't get from anywhere is what we talked 0:03:37.819 --> 0:03:40.179 about in the break just then, and that is that 0:03:40.259 --> 0:03:41.779 Brittany can't smell the rain. 0:03:42.059 --> 0:03:44.499 That's not no. The more important part of this is 0:03:44.539 --> 0:03:45.699 I said I can't smell rain. 0:03:45.779 --> 0:03:48.339 I got a beuse hurled at me by everyone in 0:03:48.339 --> 0:03:51.379 this room saying, yes I can. Every single human can 0:03:51.419 --> 0:03:54.259 smell rain, and I said, no, they can't produce a grace. 0:03:54.299 --> 0:03:55.979 You did some googling there, What did you come up 0:03:55.979 --> 0:03:56.979 with about rain smelling? 0:03:57.179 --> 0:04:00.179 Uh? Not, everyone can smell the rain. I am thank 0:04:00.259 --> 0:04:03.019 you sent into orbit. I am on another planet. Now 0:04:03.099 --> 0:04:05.579 you can also call me Katy Perry. 0:04:05.059 --> 0:04:08.419 So the smell of rain is the word for it 0:04:08.779 --> 0:04:13.059 is called petrocor I thought it was literally a basic 0:04:13.259 --> 0:04:15.619 human joy. I thought every single person it was like 0:04:15.619 --> 0:04:19.299 watching a sunset sniff in the rain. Answer, it's not 0:04:19.339 --> 0:04:21.059 a pleasant smell. So I don't think you should be 0:04:21.139 --> 0:04:23.859 jealous about that one. If you can't smell the rain, 0:04:24.219 --> 0:04:25.779 that to me is absolutely shocking. 0:04:26.219 --> 0:04:28.659 I'm doing okay, though, I don't know. 0:04:29.299 --> 0:04:31.339 You're gonna no, we're gonna end this conversation. You're gonna 0:04:31.339 --> 0:04:32.899 need to book yourself in the therapy. The fact that 0:04:32.899 --> 0:04:35.499 you've missed out on this your whole life is insane 0:04:35.499 --> 0:04:35.699 to me. 0:04:36.219 --> 0:04:37.699 We are of equal success here. 0:04:37.819 --> 0:04:40.059 And I've also grown up not smelling rain, like it 0:04:40.099 --> 0:04:41.939 hasn't altered my life's journey. 0:04:42.099 --> 0:04:44.619 But you haven't felt true joy passion. I don't know 0:04:44.619 --> 0:04:46.059 what happened. I don't know if this happened off the 0:04:46.099 --> 0:04:46.859 back of COVID. 0:04:47.619 --> 0:04:51.059 I have been able to start smelling it loosely the 0:04:51.139 --> 0:04:53.819 last couple of years, so like, I get something and 0:04:53.859 --> 0:04:55.819 it's still a new thing, and I'm like, is that 0:04:55.899 --> 0:04:56.299 the rain? 0:04:57.019 --> 0:04:58.179 So I think I'm smelling it? 0:04:58.219 --> 0:05:00.779 So you've gained powers post COVID, because most people lost 0:05:00.819 --> 0:05:04.339 their powers post COVID. It's like this really earthy, rich 0:05:04.979 --> 0:05:08.019 muddy smell, but it's it's nice. I know I'm not 0:05:08.059 --> 0:05:10.699 describing it well, but it smells beautiful. 0:05:10.779 --> 0:05:12.539 Do you want to know something else? Crazy? Oh god, 0:05:12.939 --> 0:05:14.499 do you know that there are some people. 0:05:14.219 --> 0:05:15.739 I don't know what it's call produced grace get on 0:05:15.739 --> 0:05:17.059 the Google people that. 0:05:17.059 --> 0:05:21.819 Like hear color like every like that cough, that cough. 0:05:21.939 --> 0:05:25.859 I'm getting green gunk. I'm getting green gunk. Maybe I 0:05:25.939 --> 0:05:29.619 have whatever it is. Maybe I'm getting chest infection, getting flu. 0:05:30.819 --> 0:05:34.379 It's called synesthesia. Oh synesthesia, Okay, I did think it 0:05:34.419 --> 0:05:35.379 was that, but I think. 0:05:37.619 --> 0:05:40.779 I think for example, like so people can hear a color, 0:05:40.819 --> 0:05:41.819 like someone's voice can. 0:05:41.739 --> 0:05:42.219 Have a color. 0:05:42.339 --> 0:05:45.179 I think mine would be like floral pink. Like you 0:05:45.299 --> 0:05:47.659 ask what I'm saying, like it's like it's in your face? 0:05:48.339 --> 0:05:48.979 What do you reply? 0:05:49.299 --> 0:05:51.219 I have seen this before, And there's a little boy 0:05:51.379 --> 0:05:54.219 online who does this and like every so like every 0:05:54.259 --> 0:05:56.579 key on a piano has a different color attached to it. 0:05:56.659 --> 0:05:59.139 And that was how they found out that he sees 0:05:59.179 --> 0:05:59.819 the same colors. 0:05:59.859 --> 0:06:02.379 And in the comment section, what was really interesting is. 0:06:02.299 --> 0:06:04.059 That there were heaps of other people who had this 0:06:04.219 --> 0:06:06.019 same I don't know what you'd call it, it's not 0:06:06.099 --> 0:06:08.099 condition not a disorder, but just way of I guess 0:06:08.099 --> 0:06:10.619 perceived in the world. So he would be like, oh, there, 0:06:10.859 --> 0:06:13.739 you know, E on a piano is green to me 0:06:13.859 --> 0:06:16.139 and B is blue. And people in the comments were 0:06:16.259 --> 0:06:17.979 who also had whatever the word is. I'm not going 0:06:18.019 --> 0:06:21.059 to pretend like a thank you, Yeah, exactly that one, Britt. 0:06:21.379 --> 0:06:24.219 They also were seeing the identical color that he was 0:06:24.259 --> 0:06:25.699 seeing for their own hearing. 0:06:25.819 --> 0:06:27.139 So it's fascinating. 0:06:27.299 --> 0:06:28.859 I'm I don't know how I feel about it, but 0:06:28.899 --> 0:06:30.499 producer Grace is telling us that's enough of. 0:06:31.139 --> 0:06:33.779 Everybody who can't smell rain or smell ants. 0:06:33.779 --> 0:06:37.659 I'm so sorry, you know whatever, Laura. 0:06:37.699 --> 0:06:39.659 I don't know if you have ever had like a 0:06:39.699 --> 0:06:43.299 horror housemate story, but there is an article online that 0:06:43.459 --> 0:06:47.139 is absolutely sending me. There's a twenty four year old 0:06:47.139 --> 0:06:49.899 guy that says that his roommate, the roommate from hell, 0:06:50.379 --> 0:06:52.659 went into the fridge and stole. 0:06:52.379 --> 0:06:57.579 His cake, like a whole cake, a piece. 0:06:57.619 --> 0:06:57.739 Yep. 0:06:57.739 --> 0:06:58.499 I want to eat this cake. 0:06:58.579 --> 0:07:00.379 It's not wine. I'm going to eat it anyway. I'm 0:07:00.379 --> 0:07:01.859 going to ignore everything else and eat it. 0:07:01.899 --> 0:07:03.579 Why was the cake in his room? It was in 0:07:03.579 --> 0:07:04.099 the fridge. 0:07:04.139 --> 0:07:06.859 Oh sorry, it was a room mate the cake wasn't 0:07:06.939 --> 0:07:08.339 under the bed like he said. 0:07:08.339 --> 0:07:10.419 He went into his room and took his cake, and 0:07:10.459 --> 0:07:12.019 I was like, weird place to keep your cake. 0:07:12.099 --> 0:07:15.299 Path Okay, well just stay with me. So his roommate's 0:07:15.299 --> 0:07:18.539 gone and stolen the cake. Turns out is allergic to 0:07:18.619 --> 0:07:21.859 something in the cake. He had like a full blown reaction, 0:07:22.059 --> 0:07:24.019 had to go to the hospital in an ambulance, had 0:07:24.059 --> 0:07:27.259 to get an EpiPen like this was a really serious condition. 0:07:28.179 --> 0:07:30.299 Off the back of that, he got a bill for 0:07:30.379 --> 0:07:33.539 all the medical fees. He then thinks it's not fair 0:07:33.579 --> 0:07:35.859 that he has to pay it because it wasn't his cake. 0:07:36.499 --> 0:07:38.859 So he has passed the bill onto his flatmate, who's 0:07:38.899 --> 0:07:39.859 he stole his cake? 0:07:40.179 --> 0:07:41.659 Are you following me? If I made that stit, you 0:07:41.699 --> 0:07:44.419 made it really convoluted. But I understand saying. 0:07:44.779 --> 0:07:47.779 Knowling's roomate's cake. He had an allergic reaction, went to hospital, 0:07:47.779 --> 0:07:49.299 a huge medical bill. Then he was like, do you 0:07:49.299 --> 0:07:52.179 know what stuff you? You poisoned me with your cake? 0:07:52.379 --> 0:07:56.059 You pay it, And the flatmate's like, bro, you stole 0:07:56.179 --> 0:07:56.699 my cake. 0:07:56.779 --> 0:07:57.979 You poisoned yourself. 0:07:58.059 --> 0:07:59.779 What I love about that story is he told it 0:07:59.819 --> 0:08:02.899 the exact same way, just not animated. The second time 0:08:03.419 --> 0:08:06.179 stole just a faster If you're going to take your 0:08:06.179 --> 0:08:08.779 housemates feet firstly, if you if you're allergic, I would 0:08:08.779 --> 0:08:10.579 say by the age of twenty four, you're probably aware 0:08:10.619 --> 0:08:13.139 of the things that you're an aflacti to normally not everyone, 0:08:13.459 --> 0:08:15.779 but like you would normally have a bit of a 0:08:15.819 --> 0:08:17.939 gauge of what it is that you're allergic to. If 0:08:17.979 --> 0:08:20.899 you're going to go into the fridge, take something that's 0:08:20.979 --> 0:08:24.099 very clearly not yours of your housemates. If you end 0:08:24.179 --> 0:08:25.899 up in hospital, that's a new power. You're paying for 0:08:25.979 --> 0:08:27.779 those bills. It's like you also should have to pay 0:08:27.779 --> 0:08:29.339 for those bills and the caqu eight. 0:08:29.499 --> 0:08:29.979 But it's like. 0:08:29.979 --> 0:08:32.699 Stealing a car and then crashing it and then saying 0:08:32.739 --> 0:08:35.379 that they need to pay your hospital bills, like when 0:08:35.379 --> 0:08:35.859 you stole it. 0:08:35.859 --> 0:08:37.619 It's the same thing. It's wild to me that he 0:08:37.659 --> 0:08:39.259 even thought he could pass his bill on. 0:08:39.539 --> 0:08:41.179 Do you know what my old housemate used to do 0:08:41.339 --> 0:08:42.659 This was we were in our twenties and like no 0:08:42.739 --> 0:08:44.539 one had any money because we're all UNI students and 0:08:44.539 --> 0:08:46.579 we were just doing our best. But I used to 0:08:46.579 --> 0:08:48.659 really like connoisseur ice cream. It was like my one 0:08:48.699 --> 0:08:50.819 treat I would always buy the same one Macadamian. 0:08:50.859 --> 0:08:52.659 I had it in the freezer, and. 0:08:52.859 --> 0:08:55.859 This dude I live with would eat the entire tub 0:08:55.939 --> 0:08:57.019 in like three days would be gone. 0:08:56.979 --> 0:08:58.579 I wouldn't have even had a scoop and he would 0:08:58.619 --> 0:09:00.458 have eaten the whole thing, so rude. 0:09:00.499 --> 0:09:02.578 So then he would replace it, but he would always 0:09:02.619 --> 0:09:05.499 replace it with just like the no name, no frills, whatever. 0:09:05.539 --> 0:09:07.259 It was that the cheapest version of ice cream that 0:09:07.299 --> 0:09:08.619 he could get. And he used to make me so 0:09:08.699 --> 0:09:10.699 I write, I rate so I was like, you can't 0:09:10.779 --> 0:09:13.099 substitute something for something less. 0:09:12.979 --> 0:09:14.259 Absolutely, And then he. 0:09:14.219 --> 0:09:15.979 Would not eat that because he didn't like it. And 0:09:15.979 --> 0:09:18.059 I was like, well, no one does. We've got Georgia 0:09:18.139 --> 0:09:21.379 on that bad. I didn't end up in hospital, Georgia. 0:09:21.419 --> 0:09:23.179 Do you have a horror house meat story? 0:09:23.899 --> 0:09:27.139 I do. So I had a housemate who had a 0:09:27.139 --> 0:09:29.539 bit of a habit of borrowing and not replacing, you know, 0:09:29.659 --> 0:09:33.059 the standard, and so we sort of sat on it 0:09:33.059 --> 0:09:35.699 for a while. We didn't say much until one day 0:09:35.739 --> 0:09:41.779 we found saucy fingerprints in the butter. Oh Le is. 0:09:41.739 --> 0:09:44.218 Making himself a sausage sandwich and he's spreading it with 0:09:44.259 --> 0:09:44.859 his fingers. 0:09:45.099 --> 0:09:48.139 No, maybe I don't. Yeah, straight from the my kids 0:09:48.179 --> 0:09:50.578 do that, but therefore it's actually revolting. 0:09:50.619 --> 0:09:52.899 No one should eat butter on its own, whether it's 0:09:52.899 --> 0:09:54.539 a fer my kids do. 0:09:54.699 --> 0:09:57.339 They eat it straight straight from the straight from the sauce. 0:09:58.019 --> 0:10:00.659 But then the real kicker is that we asked him 0:10:00.699 --> 0:10:03.458 about it and just you know, can you not do that? 0:10:03.619 --> 0:10:09.819 And he burst into tears. How old was this guy, 0:10:10.979 --> 0:10:13.019 like fully grown? I think at the time he was 0:10:13.059 --> 0:10:17.659 like twenty eight that about I don't know, but I 0:10:17.779 --> 0:10:20.059 felt terrible about it, because you know, maybe the guy 0:10:20.099 --> 0:10:22.099 has stuff going on. I don't know. So I felt 0:10:22.219 --> 0:10:24.899 terrible and I brought him some chocolate to apologize. 0:10:24.979 --> 0:10:25.579 Oh my god. 0:10:25.779 --> 0:10:26.179 No. 0:10:25.939 --> 0:10:25.979 No. 0:10:27.659 --> 0:10:29.979 I also think that this just screams as someone who's 0:10:30.059 --> 0:10:33.699 highly sensitive to criticism, like, there's no way that anyone 0:10:33.739 --> 0:10:36.859 who's you know, sound mine is crying over that. They'd 0:10:36.859 --> 0:10:38.859 be like, yeah, you got me, shouldn't do that, that's bad. 0:10:39.619 --> 0:10:42.059 What ended up happening? Did you how long just stay 0:10:42.099 --> 0:10:43.579 with this guy? Live with him? 0:10:44.019 --> 0:10:44.179 No? 0:10:44.299 --> 0:10:48.019 So he was my partner's bruemte that I ended up 0:10:48.019 --> 0:10:50.939 just sort of being around. But yes, I bought him 0:10:50.979 --> 0:10:53.699 chocolate and then he said sorry. But then did it again, 0:10:54.939 --> 0:10:55.699 he's a repead fan. 0:10:57.179 --> 0:11:00.899 Do you know what my most hated thing in the world, 0:11:01.379 --> 0:11:04.259 Like there is sorry, nothing food, My most hated food 0:11:04.579 --> 0:11:06.859 is butter. Like the thought of butter in my mouth 0:11:06.979 --> 0:11:09.579 or on my fingertips is the prevalent of people when 0:11:09.579 --> 0:11:11.779 they have nails on a chalkboard. 0:11:11.819 --> 0:11:14.339 You know that visceral feel Like I love the cake. 0:11:14.579 --> 0:11:16.699 Thing you've taken home from that you're so upset by 0:11:16.739 --> 0:11:17.739 the butter story that. 0:11:18.059 --> 0:11:23.459 Trees bumps because I'm thinking about butter touching me my thing. 0:11:25.219 --> 0:11:28.259 We are talking about horror housemates stories. 0:11:28.259 --> 0:11:28.419 Now. 0:11:28.619 --> 0:11:31.019 The reason that this started is because there's a guy 0:11:31.059 --> 0:11:34.139 overseas who eighties housemates cake ended up in hospital with 0:11:34.179 --> 0:11:38.099 anaphylaxis and then tried to give the housemate whose cakey 0:11:38.139 --> 0:11:40.579 stole the hospital bills and make him pay. 0:11:40.699 --> 0:11:42.419 Absolutely wild. I wonder what cake it was? 0:11:42.459 --> 0:11:45.619 Irrelevant, but like that curiosity nutcake, I had to be 0:11:45.779 --> 0:11:49.779 nuts pea campire, maybe Maceadamian nutcake yep makes nuts slice. 0:11:49.979 --> 0:11:50.979 Also, though, if you know your. 0:11:50.859 --> 0:11:52.939 Housemates allergic to nuts, you probably shouldn't have it in 0:11:52.979 --> 0:11:53.739 the communal fridge. 0:11:53.939 --> 0:11:55.979 We didn't. Okay, I'm giving my back too much leeway. 0:11:56.019 --> 0:11:59.619 Now the reason why this is just continuing to ongo 0:11:59.699 --> 0:12:01.499 is because I've lived in a lot of sharehouses. I've 0:12:01.539 --> 0:12:05.099 had so many different housemates over the years, and I 0:12:05.179 --> 0:12:07.539 feel like I've had a couple of horror housemates as well. 0:12:08.099 --> 0:12:10.219 I lived with this one guy. He was in a 0:12:10.219 --> 0:12:13.179 long distance relationship. You know, he barely got to speak 0:12:13.219 --> 0:12:15.619 to his partner because the timing difference was like very 0:12:15.659 --> 0:12:17.739 other side of the world, and he was a little 0:12:17.739 --> 0:12:18.899 bit of a hermit, so he lacked to say in 0:12:18.979 --> 0:12:19.899 his own room a lot. 0:12:20.139 --> 0:12:21.859 He also had the rule that no one in. 0:12:21.859 --> 0:12:23.699 The house was allowed to go into his bedroom ever, 0:12:24.059 --> 0:12:27.179 didn't matter what had happened, do not enter my room. Yeah, fine, 0:12:27.219 --> 0:12:28.819 it was like a teenage boys room, but he wasn't 0:12:28.819 --> 0:12:31.299 a teenage boy anyway. This one day, we couldn't find 0:12:31.339 --> 0:12:33.499 the remote control, and we just knew he'd taken it 0:12:33.499 --> 0:12:35.259 into his room because he had the same TV in 0:12:35.299 --> 0:12:37.059 his room that we had in the lound room, so 0:12:37.139 --> 0:12:41.179 he wasn't home open the door. It is putrid, like 0:12:41.219 --> 0:12:44.259 there is stuff everywhere. But not only is there stuff everywhere, 0:12:44.379 --> 0:12:47.179 there is a lotion, like a body lotion, right next 0:12:47.179 --> 0:12:50.779 to the bed, and scrunched up bits of tissue all 0:12:50.939 --> 0:12:54.859 around his sad little single bed all over the floor. 0:12:54.899 --> 0:12:56.779 But don't you shame this poor guy. 0:12:56.939 --> 0:12:59.699 The single bed has nothing to do with No, it's 0:12:59.739 --> 0:13:02.619 because it was the whole thing. It was the whole spectrum. 0:13:03.099 --> 0:13:06.379 It was overpoweringly disgusting that a couple of weeks later 0:13:06.419 --> 0:13:07.259 he ended up moving out. 0:13:07.699 --> 0:13:11.259 Those two things weren't correlative, but it was. You can't 0:13:11.259 --> 0:13:12.979 ask you not to go into his room. 0:13:13.179 --> 0:13:16.539 You cannot leave bodily fluids on the floor of anywhere. 0:13:16.539 --> 0:13:18.699 It's still a communal household, even if it's your room. 0:13:18.819 --> 0:13:21.419 Did you test them? I didn't step him. No, Okay, 0:13:21.499 --> 0:13:24.219 do you know what? You actually can't talk? I know 0:13:24.299 --> 0:13:26.939 I can talk, we can, but we're not listening. No, 0:13:27.059 --> 0:13:27.459 you can. 0:13:28.019 --> 0:13:30.899 I happen to know your old housemates, and I happen 0:13:30.979 --> 0:13:33.259 to have Jess on the line because I also happened 0:13:33.299 --> 0:13:34.779 to know you weren't perfect. 0:13:34.459 --> 0:13:37.219 Jess, don't you dare I'm very very good friends. My 0:13:37.299 --> 0:13:40.419 old housemate Jess in particular, who's also married to nurs 0:13:40.699 --> 0:13:41.899 are two of my best friends. 0:13:41.939 --> 0:13:43.739 You would never throw me under the bar. Please, can 0:13:43.779 --> 0:13:44.499 you have silence? 0:13:44.619 --> 0:13:44.939 Laura? 0:13:45.459 --> 0:13:49.019 Hi, Hi, Hi, tell us what you had to deal with? 0:13:49.659 --> 0:13:52.459 Anyone that knows the love Laura knows that she fries 0:13:52.539 --> 0:13:56.699 and a bit of chaos. And we used to always 0:13:56.779 --> 0:14:00.099 joke about this because Laura, you would either never ever 0:14:00.219 --> 0:14:03.219 change the toilet roll or you would change it to 0:14:03.499 --> 0:14:07.179 such an deranged degree with nothing in between. So I'm 0:14:07.179 --> 0:14:10.219 talking like, never ever ever change, or we'd have five 0:14:10.259 --> 0:14:13.619 toilet rolls half used on the go at any given time, 0:14:13.699 --> 0:14:16.619 to the point where we joked, say, your favorite part 0:14:16.659 --> 0:14:18.539 of the toilet roll was the gloey bit that you 0:14:18.659 --> 0:14:21.619 just like unsticking your fresh roll of toilet paper. It 0:14:21.619 --> 0:14:24.459 got to the point where Ness went around and gooped 0:14:24.539 --> 0:14:26.219 up all of the toilet rolls. I think she put 0:14:26.259 --> 0:14:27.659 them in your bed. 0:14:28.299 --> 0:14:29.419 Yeah, you put them in your bed. 0:14:29.459 --> 0:14:30.899 It was absolutely unhinged. 0:14:31.019 --> 0:14:32.419 That's so passive aggressive. 0:14:32.779 --> 0:14:35.379 This is even as it was just outright aggressive. It 0:14:35.459 --> 0:14:36.619 was just pure aggression. 0:14:36.739 --> 0:14:37.419 This is the thing. 0:14:37.459 --> 0:14:40.139 So Jess and Ness are a couple, and like you, guys, 0:14:40.139 --> 0:14:42.579 both communicated very differently. You would just tell me when 0:14:42.579 --> 0:14:45.379 something's wrong, but Ness would not say anything, just kind 0:14:45.419 --> 0:14:46.939 of be quiet through the day and then send me 0:14:46.979 --> 0:14:48.859 a passive aggressive dex when she got to it. 0:14:51.299 --> 0:14:54.619 But to be fair to you, in true Laura fashion. 0:14:54.819 --> 0:14:57.659 About once a week you would cook the whole house 0:14:57.859 --> 0:15:00.739 the most delicious surf right, and everything would be forgiven 0:15:00.819 --> 0:15:03.499 and we would just start the cycle again a fresh week. 0:15:03.099 --> 0:15:05.339 Every do you know what, I go to Laura's house 0:15:05.379 --> 0:15:06.939 now and I have to take more in toilet paper. 0:15:07.019 --> 0:15:10.139 There is never it's always empty rolls in any bathroom 0:15:10.139 --> 0:15:10.619 in your house. 0:15:10.699 --> 0:15:11.659 I don't know what it is. 0:15:11.739 --> 0:15:13.619 Yeah, it's like Matt's one. I mean, he has a 0:15:13.619 --> 0:15:14.939 lot of bug bears with me. But one of the 0:15:14.939 --> 0:15:16.579 things he hates about me is that when I change 0:15:16.579 --> 0:15:19.019 a role, I don't take the cardboard bit downstairs. I 0:15:19.059 --> 0:15:20.779 just put the cardboard bit on top of the toilet 0:15:20.859 --> 0:15:23.979 roll for that to be someone else's problem. You sorry, Jazz, 0:15:24.219 --> 0:15:25.939 You know what. You guys are so well putting out 0:15:25.979 --> 0:15:28.139 with me. I loved living with your my favorite housemates 0:15:28.139 --> 0:15:30.219 of all my housemates, trying to think of you, what other. 0:15:30.139 --> 0:15:30.739 Ones were you? 0:15:30.899 --> 0:15:32.819 My favorite part of visiting you now is that every 0:15:32.819 --> 0:15:34.459 time I go to your house, you say sorry for 0:15:34.499 --> 0:15:35.539 the mess like that, isn't it? 0:15:36.379 --> 0:15:36.619 Yeah? 0:15:36.779 --> 0:15:40.059 Totally all right, shut up, get on the phone. 0:15:41.419 --> 0:15:43.699 Thank you, bye, Jazz. Do you know love you? 0:15:43.739 --> 0:15:44.259 Bye? 0:15:44.379 --> 0:15:45.979 I always had a really good housemaids. I was just 0:15:45.979 --> 0:15:47.699 trying to think. But then I remember this one thing. 0:15:47.739 --> 0:15:49.939 I lived with this guy who was this is unheard 0:15:49.979 --> 0:15:53.659 of clean freak like to the point that he sat 0:15:53.739 --> 0:15:55.139 me down one day and asked me to leave. He 0:15:55.139 --> 0:15:58.059 told me I needed to move out because I left 0:15:58.059 --> 0:16:00.819 an avocado seed once on the sink. 0:16:01.059 --> 0:16:03.899 I've seen your bathroom though, too, Britt, you're chaotic as well. 0:16:04.059 --> 0:16:06.739 That's not messy, though, that's just I have too many products. 0:16:06.779 --> 0:16:09.299 I have like twenty five thousand products. 0:16:09.339 --> 0:16:09.939 But this was no. 0:16:10.059 --> 0:16:12.459 I was immaculate in this house. One avocado scene, and 0:16:12.459 --> 0:16:13.579 he said, I think it's time for you to leave. 0:16:13.579 --> 0:16:16.099