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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell's show podcast. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 1: The reason why wasn't here yesterday was Monday night round

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Speaker 1: at the house I never been around before. Not that

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Speaker 1: that sort of explains why I ran into a glass door.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I need to think if I

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Speaker 1: just got never been in the house before, so I know,

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Speaker 1: you know you always do if you never been to

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Speaker 1: a strangeh house, you always find yourself bouncing off a door.

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Speaker 2: And the family who's house is They didn't do the

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Speaker 2: proper induction that I said, like, there's a door there,

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Speaker 2: door there, what you do?

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Speaker 1: Don't run through that one? That is a door. It's

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Speaker 1: not just air, okay, and that we're all good to

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Speaker 1: go here. They should have done a proper pre flight,

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Speaker 1: you know, like they do when they go the exit.

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Speaker 1: Sit here and here, none of this, none of this whatsoever,

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Speaker 1: which is suddenly why an hour later I found myself

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Speaker 1: liking one of those Avenger movies when they hit like

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Speaker 1: a force field and go more and go flying back.

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Speaker 1: That is more or less what happened to me. And

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Speaker 1: so the Tuesday was the worst day with this awful feeling.

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Speaker 1: If you ever concussed yourself. It's horrible, constant god of

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Speaker 1: sick feeling, and then this terrible throbing headache and then yeah,

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Speaker 1: the strangers tomorrow after the radio show Tomorrow, I've got

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Speaker 1: this photo shoot for the front cover of my book,

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Speaker 1: which is out in June. Front covers of books. If

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Speaker 1: you think about being in a bookshelf is just the head.

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Speaker 1: And when you've got a fat nose that's all swollen

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Speaker 1: that people look at you. They judge you like you've

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Speaker 1: been in a fight or you've been up to no good.

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Speaker 2: Could you put a radio prop in front of you,

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Speaker 2: like a microphone.

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Speaker 1: Like maybe half an eye over the top of it.

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Speaker 1: You know, Jack, Jack's urging me to cancel the photo

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Speaker 1: shoot tomorrow and wait, wait a week.

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Speaker 2: People can see there's now on the Facebook pageant Instagram

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Speaker 2: the photo of you with the bandage across your nose

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Speaker 2: and the swelling nose. I think it won't hurt if you're.

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Speaker 1: Going to take book sales, that's what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: Let the swelling diadem at least tell them you have.

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Speaker 1: A makeup and light and maybe have a very dark

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Speaker 1: photo shoot where it's very dimlylit week barely see the outline,

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Speaker 1: you know one those where they'd go whistleblowers and they

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Speaker 1: just disguise the voice. That's like an air mystery. Who

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Speaker 1: is this guy?

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Speaker 2: Has written this book, The Phantom of the Radio.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast. But my friends, I'm not the

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Speaker 1: only one in the studio. He's in a little bit

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Speaker 1: of pain. Uh, Jack post coming this morning? You're in

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Speaker 1: pain as well? Yes, I had, And this is why

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Speaker 1: you weren't here yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Well, when the captain's not here, if Axel Rose isn't

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Speaker 2: on stage, Slash Slash doesn't just come and play for

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Speaker 2: the fans, postpone the gigs to another night comes.

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Speaker 1: And they let Hunky Patsy had to come in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, who's the drummer from Guns and Roses. Drummer

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Speaker 2: is a great member of the band Duff mckeagan.

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Speaker 1: That's Perts Toff is pats okay in this band? Liner?

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Speaker 2: So what I did on Tuesday I went through a

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Speaker 2: horrific pain that was so acute and so severe and

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Speaker 2: infected pimple on my back? Is it gross? Yeah? It

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Speaker 2: was gross, and I'm sorry to.

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Speaker 1: Bring it by affected. I don't just mean a pimple.

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Speaker 2: No, it's somehow infected, what.

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Speaker 1: Through lack of hygiene?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how it's on my back,

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Speaker 2: it's it's on my shoulder. So how dirty can your

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Speaker 2: shoulder get.

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Speaker 1: That's not saying you've got a pimple on a pimple.

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Speaker 1: If it's an infected pimple, is that what infected pimple is?

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Speaker 1: It's a double pimple.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they infected.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a double rainbow? It's it's amazing, right,

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Speaker 1: it's double pimple.

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Speaker 2: It's one pimple, I think.

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Speaker 1: In a little sort of parasite one in it that's

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Speaker 1: been eaten by the dandy pimple.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what it felt like. Because I don't know

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Speaker 2: if your partners do this.

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Speaker 1: But getting into this now, I want to know what

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Speaker 1: you were holding. You said, you've got a great story

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Speaker 1: about what's been going on with you. So we we're

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Speaker 1: talking about your back.

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Speaker 2: I said, I went through severe pain like you mean.

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Speaker 1: This is now radio cickbait, but I need to know

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Speaker 1: what happened with it back. Was it one of those

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dear, listen as you we're on the school

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Speaker 1: right now. I know you don't want to be hearing this,

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Speaker 1: but we're on it. Was it one of those girls

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Speaker 1: that has a head. They're the easy ones head.

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Speaker 2: The ones with the head are actually the painless ones

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Speaker 2: because when they get popped, it actually feels satisfying.

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Speaker 1: It's that red angry one that when you do try

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Speaker 1: and get the volcano to rubt it gets just angry.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't want to know. It gets redder and angry.

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Speaker 1: It just starts to go.

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Speaker 2: The blind the blind pimple. You call it a blind

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Speaker 2: pimple when there's no head on it. Why because he

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Speaker 2: lives under the surface and he can't see.

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Speaker 1: He's got no eye. It's just called the blind pimple.

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Speaker 2: Whatever it was. Bank does like a regular search of

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Speaker 2: me getting pimples and blackheads and that sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: At the zoo. We do that a regular search. I

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Speaker 1: mean maybe for like a cancer skin leash for spots.

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Speaker 2: So your wife doesn't clean you for spots.

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Speaker 1: And she doesn't like gimps, she trusts me to do

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Speaker 1: it myself.

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Speaker 2: I wash the baby before you get your back to

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Speaker 2: the You shower gel downy black, scrub away with a

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Speaker 2: well used loofer. Normally I can put up with the

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Speaker 2: popping that she does on the little pinchers.

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Speaker 1: Is this weekly the scan?

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Speaker 2: This would be from one week to two week intervals. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I actually thought, I don't know, how where are.

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Speaker 1: You when you're being scanned in the bed together in

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Speaker 1: the bed and then she's just going it, just squeezing

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Speaker 1: the very spots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a massage position, almost.

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Speaker 1: Double wrap stuff. You know, it's blister packs. Your face down.

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Speaker 1: I'm face down, she's lancing boils. Yes, this is like

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Speaker 1: a medieval kind of relationship.

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Speaker 2: This one she touched and I could tell that there

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Speaker 2: was something wrong with it already, even just to the

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Speaker 2: surface touch was incredibly painful when she went for the pinch,

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Speaker 2: so acute and severe. I just can't.

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Speaker 1: To laugh, Like, you're going so cute and severe. It's

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Speaker 1: like she changed nationality. He's an Italian lady right now.

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Speaker 1: So severe.

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Speaker 2: All the pains I've ever felt, concentrated.

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Speaker 1: Listen to him, all the pains he's ever felt.

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Speaker 2: It is pain, she said. She attempted once and I said, no,

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Speaker 2: I can't do it safe word. She said, it has

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Speaker 2: to come out. No from no medical training. She beat

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Speaker 2: it with a she it has to come out if

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Speaker 2: it stays in there infected. It will just get worse

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Speaker 2: and it'll linger in there. That's what she was. So

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Speaker 2: you're died.

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Speaker 1: Why do you always have to go to the extreme

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Speaker 1: with the news you die to What have you done?

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Speaker 2: So? I've left it? It's still there.

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Speaker 1: Oh can I get it after this? This is too much.

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Speaker 1: Come on The Christian O'Connell Show podcast