Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Meldon's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQGS, Melbourne, Australia,
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Speaker 3: Remember wants naked frying bacon. Don't do that, oh conall.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll just rint in that year so breakfast show,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 5: Got through a whole wheel of cannby.
Speaker 3: Good morning. It's know what Wednesday? What is it today?
Speaker 3: Thursday morning?
Speaker 4: I got that.
Speaker 3: It's a Christian O'Connell breakfasher. Good morning, Jack boast.
Speaker 4: You got that bug that we eat? The caller we
Speaker 4: had yesterday?
Speaker 3: He said, So it's Monday.
Speaker 4: Pretty good for a Monday.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's just a standard greeting. He just assumes every
Speaker 3: day is a Monday. Good morning, Pats, Hey, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good? What's that with you today? The old
Speaker 3: croaquy throat? You're not well?
Speaker 5: You got the fisherman's wife throw it again?
Speaker 3: Is that saying I've never heard in my life?
Speaker 5: Is like that, like a fisherman's wife.
Speaker 3: I've never heard that saying in my life, like a
Speaker 3: fisherman his wife. Why do you fisherman's.
Speaker 5: Rough around the edges, I think is the suggestion.
Speaker 3: Oh god, you're right, Okay?
Speaker 5: Why why do I feel like that?
Speaker 4: I don't know? Why is why is a fisherman's wife.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know, saying.
Speaker 3: Oh feet as rough as a doctor's wife today, that
Speaker 3: makes as much sense as the fisherman's wife. You ever
Speaker 3: met her a fisherman's wife with a rough throat? I haven't.
Speaker 5: I'm a bit delirious.
Speaker 3: Also, when I came this morning, Patsy was doing the
Speaker 3: old five thirteen news that she trots out in in
Speaker 3: I mean, you must been wearing a hot your coat.
Speaker 3: She had a big old scarf on or a dead
Speaker 3: fox around her neck still cut it on. Cul Deville
Speaker 3: was propped into the news, and some kind of Russian
Speaker 3: cossack dancing on as well. The news got to.
Speaker 5: Keep warm in your throat just a bit.
Speaker 4: The broken in there or something?
Speaker 3: Yes, is that what it is?
Speaker 5: Yes, it's Narnia again on the snow queen in here.
Speaker 3: Because it was a bit chilly yesterday and during the
Speaker 3: night I heard all the rain whipping around at the wind.
Speaker 3: It's been really.
Speaker 5: Bad, coldest day in nearly two decades, yesterday, Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Nineteen years.
Speaker 3: What is only seven degrees? Correct, that's your coldest day
Speaker 3: in twenty years.
Speaker 5: For a May day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I mean, I find that astonishing because you know,
Speaker 3: it's not like England is Siberia, but it's down to
Speaker 3: minus during the winter most mornings. I'd leave during the
Speaker 3: winter to come and do a radio show and read
Speaker 3: a top of one or two degrees in the morning.
Speaker 3: But seven degrees that's your coldest day. That is brilliant. Oh,
Speaker 3: I see for May right right, okay, on this morning show.
Speaker 3: Then my chance to come and join us next week
Speaker 3: as this show turns one, we have harder pub the
Speaker 3: Cooper's in and you can come down that we're going
Speaker 3: to be doing a fairly special late night version of
Speaker 3: this breakfast show and you can win tickets on this
Speaker 3: morning show. This morning is getting into work. Took life
Speaker 3: into my own hands when I about do you remember
Speaker 3: the radio station through some kind of welcome party, we'd
Speaker 3: have been around about this week. Actually it's a couple
Speaker 3: of days before the show started. We were all there
Speaker 3: and they're presented me and the family with some gifts. Yes,
Speaker 3: Oneman was an unnecessary but very very I mean very
Speaker 3: kind must have gone to a lot of Effoot had
Speaker 3: expense a ten foot surfboard, gold branded, God branded ten
Speaker 3: foot surfboard, and we couldn't take it home at the time.
Speaker 3: The station had to organize our special courier to drop
Speaker 3: it off. Since we've had that in almost the last year,
Speaker 3: it's been an absolute nightment because I haven't got around
Speaker 3: to learning how to surf and it just gets in
Speaker 3: the way. And obviously we're moving, and we're moving from
Speaker 3: the place we've been renting here. We've bought a place,
Speaker 3: moving in two and a half weeks time. We don't
Speaker 3: have a space. My wife has been on my case
Speaker 3: for the last two and a half weeks to get
Speaker 3: rid of that surfboard to bring in. So I said
Speaker 3: to Brad the producer, can you help me bring it
Speaker 3: in one morning? I thought we could give it away
Speaker 3: next Friday in the pub. Perfect and insists that someone
Speaker 3: has to win the surfboard and take it home. They've
Speaker 3: got to It is genuinely ten foot jacket. It's your
Speaker 3: tall guy.
Speaker 4: To you, I couldn't reach up and touch the point
Speaker 4: of his stead.
Speaker 3: It is huge. So someone's leaving the pub with that.
Speaker 3: It will take two of you to carry it. So anyway,
Speaker 3: Brad says, look, I'll pick you up this morning Thursday morning, okay,
Speaker 3: and I bring I bring around my four by four.
Speaker 3: So I'm getting out the house. I thought I just
Speaker 3: get it ready this morning. I'm getting it out the
Speaker 3: house at half four and obviously the weather is terrible,
Speaker 3: is pouring down. I dump out on the nature strip,
Speaker 3: go back him, make myself my breakfast, hoping that someone
Speaker 3: might just steal it. When it pats these African gangs
Speaker 3: or something like that, it's going to put a bit
Speaker 3: flashing knee on sign say hey African gangs surfboard. Hope
Speaker 3: you don't steal it, wink. Anyway. He then chugs it
Speaker 3: in his car whilst I'm still having my breakfast.
Speaker 4: Oh Brad does.
Speaker 3: He always gets about five minutes. So he's managed to
Speaker 3: wedge it down the middle.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've had to do that before, through the
Speaker 4: through between the passenger seating and the driver's seat. It's
Speaker 4: almost sticking him through.
Speaker 3: Highly dangerous. I'm not even sure legal really To then
Speaker 3: do a half hour trip on the n the pe
Speaker 3: and with all this Mary Poppins wind out there his car.
Speaker 3: He's got it's this twenty year old thing that isn't
Speaker 3: central locking. He hasn't unlocked the passenger door. So when
Speaker 3: I turn up it's rainy. I just want to get
Speaker 3: in his car quickly. I burn the window and he
Speaker 3: can't reach He can't reach over. He then has to
Speaker 3: put his arm under the surfboard, the ten foot surfboard
Speaker 3: that's wedged down the middle of the car, and it
Speaker 3: won't it won't reach you then has to lean against
Speaker 3: the surfboard, but that's got not much wiggle room in
Speaker 3: it because it's now against the passenger seat. He then
Speaker 3: takes me out a minute. I'm going it's purring, Brad.
Speaker 3: I'm going to smash the window myself in a minute.
Speaker 3: Let me in the car. I then get in the
Speaker 3: car and we go on the pier and I can
Speaker 3: please don't break too heavily. Or this flimsy wind screen
Speaker 3: you've got here paper I don't know what it is
Speaker 3: that stuff used to have at school to what your
Speaker 3: backside with this really flimsy paper paper mashe wind screen.
Speaker 3: But we came in this morning with a ten foot
Speaker 3: surfboard wedge between us, and as I was, he was
Speaker 3: obviously having a conversation. We like me do every morning
Speaker 3: about the show, and some of this I couldn't see him.
Speaker 3: It was not the surfboard. It's like I've lost my
Speaker 3: mind in the surboard has become the producer of the show.
Speaker 5: It's like confession.
Speaker 3: Then we had to get it in the building. Trying
Speaker 3: it was a nightmare just trying to get it in
Speaker 3: the lift. It was too tall for the lift. So
Speaker 3: it's been a nightmare trying to get this. But it
Speaker 3: got me thinking as we're coming in this morning, about
Speaker 3: the weird and odd and awkward things that people try
Speaker 3: and moving cars. We've all had some experience of this.
Speaker 3: Of the mattress. You often see a guy sometimes back
Speaker 3: in the day. You wouldn't see it now, with a
Speaker 3: mattress on the roof and you just have like one
Speaker 3: hand on it. That's all I need, sa I need
Speaker 3: one four like hand on this mattress while we travel
Speaker 3: at speed. I used to see that, didn't you. I
Speaker 3: don't think you'd see that anymore now. But anyway, I
Speaker 3: want to talk this morning, then take some calls and
Speaker 3: some hear some stories about what you've tried to have
Speaker 3: in your car. What have you had in your car
Speaker 3: to transport somewhere to move somewhere The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Christian O'Connell Reckford Show, asking you right now, what
Speaker 3: have you had in your car? Something big, unusual, weird
Speaker 3: odd that you tried to move in your car. I
Speaker 3: remember a couple of years ago my brother law Luke.
Speaker 3: He is a farmer, his dairy farmer, say's got about
Speaker 3: three hundred and fifty cows, and his attitude towards animals
Speaker 3: because he deals with life, death, everything. You know, it's
Speaker 3: a proper hard job that is seven days a week, relentless. Anyway,
Speaker 3: one day I was staying with him and obviously my sister,
Speaker 3: and he said, could you give me, give me a
Speaker 3: hand and you go and pick up some pigs. We're
Speaker 3: going to buy some pigs. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: So but I see, we just get in his car, right,
Speaker 3: doesn't go in there, just just a car, you know,
Speaker 3: a state car. And as we go in there, I'm saying,
Speaker 3: I said to him, so what are we just are
Speaker 3: you going to go and get in another car and
Speaker 3: then we'll get the pigs. Now he goes, no, we
Speaker 3: just put the seats down. There's four of them, and
Speaker 3: I don't I've never handled a pig before, so I'm
Speaker 3: not too sure. I know in my mind what they
Speaker 3: look like, pretty big. Right, We go to get these
Speaker 3: four pigs, and obviously the four pigs don't want to
Speaker 3: get in the back of a car, right, You ever
Speaker 3: tried to pick up a pig. They why it's done
Speaker 3: is that you put your arms under them and got
Speaker 3: the ideas and so that they stink as well.
Speaker 4: So do you have to double him? Like? Does he
Speaker 4: get down?
Speaker 3: One in and you get down, yeah, and they're moving
Speaker 3: around and they start doing that noise squealing like that,
Speaker 3: and then you put one in right, and then and
Speaker 3: then you try to go to get the other one in.
Speaker 3: And it took us like half an hour to get
Speaker 3: these four pigs in right, and then we get in
Speaker 3: the car and all you can see behind us as
Speaker 3: I look around is four angry pig faces to staring
Speaker 3: at us. We then have about an hour long trip
Speaker 3: back and of course they just they just go to
Speaker 3: a tour that the whole time. Oh yeah, Number ones
Speaker 3: go for ages right, that big old pig bladder. Then
Speaker 3: the number two and the car is stinking right. I can't.
Speaker 3: I don't think as well. Once there's a hobble, smart,
Speaker 3: I start to try heave. It was one of the
Speaker 3: worst trips of my life. I had to wind the
Speaker 3: window down. Oh god, look, this is awful. It's the
Speaker 3: worst trip of my life transporting four pigs in just
Speaker 3: a normal steak car. All right, So what if you
Speaker 3: try to move in your car? Nine four one four
Speaker 3: one oh four three Rose? Good morning Ross? Sorry Ross? Ross?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Okay, Mat, Yeah, what if you tried to move an you? Come? Mate?
Speaker 6: Well, I was doing some house for renovations and I
Speaker 6: scored a bag and a bathtub, so I had to
Speaker 6: pick up this very cheap bath tab. But when I
Speaker 6: rapped up with me mate to pick it up, but
Speaker 6: it simply wouldn't fit across the back seat. Well, well
Speaker 6: it did, but the problem was I couldn't close the door, so.
Speaker 4: Side door or the the rear door.
Speaker 6: No, the side door. It was a end. So yeah,
Speaker 6: I decided it was safest to drive home with the
Speaker 6: drivers just the rear right side door open, and that
Speaker 6: way I could just drive to the left of the
Speaker 6: lane right wings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean when you say the safest option. It's
Speaker 3: a drive with another door open. That's incredible. Ross.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, at least I could keep an eye on
Speaker 6: the right end door in the in the in the
Speaker 6: side of mirror.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I mean you thought it all through the all right.
Speaker 3: Well that's good Ross, thank you very much for sharing
Speaker 3: that with us. Mate, have a good debt work, all right,
Speaker 3: thanks sir. Who we got here? Robert? Good morning, Robert,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Robert. Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 3: what have you try to move in your car?
Speaker 7: So I've had a couple. I've had a mattress on
Speaker 7: the roof, classic pied down. I've had a clothes dryer
Speaker 7: on the pie down, and I've also had a tea
Speaker 7: table in the back with the boot open.
Speaker 4: Is this with or without roof rats?
Speaker 2: Without roofrats?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you don't even wreck the roof. So you've
Speaker 3: had the classic mattress on the roof, but that was
Speaker 3: tied down, yep. Now the clothes dryer, how did you
Speaker 3: move that in the car?
Speaker 7: I didn't have a tryer or a truck at time,
Speaker 7: so I had stuck him on the roof, tiding down.
Speaker 3: And the way we went with a clothes try on
Speaker 3: the roof. Yep, that's amazing, all right, thank you very much, Robert.
Speaker 3: Another way, the Robert is actually very proud of that,
Speaker 3: like a badge of ho on it. Yep, that's me
Speaker 3: all right. What have you had in your car? Nine
Speaker 3: four one four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Talking the swanage on the Gold. Now about the things
Speaker 3: you've tried to wedge into your car to try and
Speaker 3: move This morning me producer Brad managed to wedge into
Speaker 3: his car a ten foot surfboard one here who can
Speaker 3: win this next week? And you've got to try and
Speaker 3: get it home from the pub where we're going to
Speaker 3: be celebrating our birthday of the show. How do you
Speaker 3: think someone's going to get that home? Can you get
Speaker 3: that on the tram? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, because you could have. Did you turn around the door?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean how do think I actually get it?
Speaker 3: Can you get it in the bus?
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 3: Uber? What are you need? Uber? Coach? You try and
Speaker 3: get that back? I don't know, Pats, what have you
Speaker 3: tried to you? Your husband, Chris? What have you guys
Speaker 3: to not so much as.
Speaker 5: Chris used to work from Major toy retailer and Christmas
Speaker 5: was always interesting. One year someone bought a trampoline.
Speaker 3: By the way the the just to clang there may toy.
Speaker 5: It was Toys r US for Toys r Us. Anyway,
Speaker 5: someone bought a trampoline one Christmas. So it comes in
Speaker 5: a flat pack. So Chris has met them at the
Speaker 5: back door and Chris said, do you need delivery for this?
Speaker 5: And they said no, no, no, we've got it. We've got
Speaker 5: a car. And he said, oh, you've got a trailer
Speaker 5: and they said no, no, she's right. So he met
Speaker 5: them around the back. He's opened the door. They're in
Speaker 5: a mini coop car.
Speaker 3: We're kidding.
Speaker 5: And what they've done it was two guys. They've put
Speaker 5: it flat on top of the roof with both of
Speaker 5: them holding it windows down with their hands on the
Speaker 5: top of this box.
Speaker 3: That's incredibly amazing. If you saw someone drive the other
Speaker 3: way and you were safe, you would also be impressed
Speaker 3: at their the audacity of a large circular base of
Speaker 3: a trampoline. But I love the fact they're brothers united
Speaker 3: my arm. We'll meet your arm in the middle of
Speaker 3: the menop.
Speaker 5: Chris said to them, you look you look like a
Speaker 5: jet plane. What are you going to do? If there's
Speaker 5: cyclists either side of you, you'll knock them out.
Speaker 3: The children will bounce this, Chris, How do we know
Speaker 3: it was for children? It might have just been for
Speaker 3: those two guys. Two guys. What was better and purer
Speaker 3: than two guys? You just want to bounce together?
Speaker 5: Let's go bounced together?
Speaker 3: Stay together? All right, let's go to Jody. Good morning, Jody,
Speaker 3: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good, Jody. I hope you're well this morning,
Speaker 3: thanks to calling the show. So what if you tried
Speaker 3: to move in your car?
Speaker 9: Yeah, So a.
Speaker 8: Couple of months ago, I was driving home from work
Speaker 8: and a guy was digging up some of his garden
Speaker 8: and he had this beautiful ornamental pear tree that he
Speaker 8: no longer wanted. So I decided to stop and ask
Speaker 8: him if I could have it, and he said yep.
Speaker 8: And the problem is I only had a small Honda Civic.
Speaker 8: So I was trying to get this eight foot high
Speaker 8: ornamental pear tree into my small Honda Civic hat and
Speaker 8: it just it just didn't work. So in the end,
Speaker 8: I climbed onto the bonnet and we put it in
Speaker 8: through the sun roof and I just dropped home with
Speaker 8: a giant tree out of my car.
Speaker 3: That's people might have thought it was like a just
Speaker 3: a little function you've done to the car. It's been
Speaker 3: an air freshener. It's a natural air freshener. Jody, that's
Speaker 3: a great one. Thank you very much and call having
Speaker 3: a day.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Today is today you can go and see your Rocketman.
Speaker 3: This big epic that is the right word. It is
Speaker 3: an epic movie, the Elton John Story. It's an amazing
Speaker 3: story of his life, a little boy who had a very,
Speaker 3: very tough upbringing. They went on to become one of
Speaker 3: the biggest stars in the world. And we saw it
Speaker 3: on Monday night. We hosted a exclusive advanced screening. About
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty of you came out to see it.
Speaker 3: And I think I might actually go and see it
Speaker 3: again this weekend. Yep.
Speaker 4: I mean, we haven't stopped playing the music since Monday night.
Speaker 3: So many great songs in you're reminded how great the
Speaker 3: songs are that Elton and Bernie Taupin is a longtime
Speaker 3: writing partner as well. It's an amazing movie. I absolutely
Speaker 3: loved it. Can't wait to see it again. Pats gave it,
Speaker 3: what was it? Nine point seven?
Speaker 5: Nine point seven?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's it from you, Jack?
Speaker 4: I'll give it a nine and a half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say ten out of ten. I couldn't fall
Speaker 3: of it. I always judge it by how often you
Speaker 3: look at your watch during a long movie. Because of
Speaker 3: about two hours, I didn't look at it once at all.
Speaker 3: I thought it was better. Tyron Egerton, who plays Elton John,
Speaker 3: is amazing. Jamie Bell who plays Bernie Torpin, is incredible
Speaker 3: in it. And the way they the way they do it,
Speaker 3: and when a lot of these sort of music biopics
Speaker 3: they get way down sometimes by trying to be authentic
Speaker 3: and stick to a linear kind of timeline, whereas they
Speaker 3: don't bother with that. It sort of flicks around. It's
Speaker 3: almost like the Elton John jukebox is on random play.
Speaker 3: It's much better for it and all the great Elton
Speaker 3: outfits over the year, the years, the way they're done
Speaker 3: and the stage costumes, the theatrics and the color on it.
Speaker 3: It is fantastic. But it got me thinking, what with
Speaker 3: last year, how big Bohemian Rhapsody was, and just how
Speaker 3: big Rocketman will be this year? There must be in
Speaker 3: Hollywood right now. If you're a screenwriter, you'd be on
Speaker 3: a first draft of so many different you'd just be
Speaker 3: googling biggest bands. I'll be stunned. Over the next two years,
Speaker 3: we don't see a Prince movie come out, because what
Speaker 3: a story. And again you think out the songs, the decades,
Speaker 3: the outfits, the theatrics. Yeah, just an interesting character anyway,
Speaker 3: Prince alone, but all the great music. David Bowie. We've
Speaker 3: got Lazarus the musical at the moment here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: But David Bowie with all the different from the thin
Speaker 3: white duke to the there's so many different versions of
Speaker 3: David Bowie over the years.
Speaker 4: Well, the front runner must be the Beatles story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like I said, I think we're talking
Speaker 3: about it. Last year a friend of mine had been
Speaker 3: approached by Spielberg to play Paul McCarty in it, because
Speaker 3: he's an amazing impressionist and he doesn't his born mc
Speaker 3: county is incredibly he looks a wee bit like him
Speaker 3: and he's from Liverpool. It's a comedian called Peter Sarah Finowitz,
Speaker 3: and he's a very very talented guy, and he was
Speaker 3: he sort of paid a retainer, but they I don't
Speaker 3: think Spielberg was. Spielberg's put his own money in this
Speaker 3: to develop a couple of different screenplays, but wasn't happy
Speaker 3: enough with any of them, which says a lot about
Speaker 3: Spielberg where he wasn't He didn't feel like the ideas
Speaker 3: that they'd come up with could do the movie justice
Speaker 3: about the Beatles.
Speaker 4: So does he keep the rights to it or can
Speaker 4: he pass it on to somebody else?
Speaker 3: I don't know, because you must think by now there
Speaker 3: must be some way now the Beatles story when they
Speaker 3: see what they do with the Elton John movie. Also,
Speaker 3: you know what, I'm joinnly surprised about t movies of
Speaker 3: people lives. I'm surprised there hasn't been a Steve Irwin one,
Speaker 3: a Steve Rwin, a movie about his life. He's still
Speaker 3: such a big legend in this country and his daughter
Speaker 3: and his family and his name. I surprise theres't been
Speaker 3: one about Steve Irwin because he became a megastar all
Speaker 3: over the world my kids when they were younger, so
Speaker 3: I love watching his TV shows. Also, I think that
Speaker 3: if think about John, what they did is they took
Speaker 3: one of the songs, didn't they say with Queen Bahimi
Speaker 3: Rhapsody rocket Man? You think about the Black Eyed Peas story,
Speaker 3: My Humps, my humps, my Lovely Lady Lumps. That's a
Speaker 3: great movie title.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like an adult film.
Speaker 3: But besides that and crash Test Dummies, they could just
Speaker 3: go with as a movie title, what do we think
Speaker 3: is gonna be the next big rock movie? What do
Speaker 3: you think it's going to be?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, Christian O'Connor reckforst Show. So great new is rocket Man?
Speaker 3: The Olton John movie is today. And if you're going
Speaker 3: to go and see it, and you see it, shoot
Speaker 3: me an email. Let me know what you think. I
Speaker 3: think you'll love it. We do it. So it's an
Speaker 3: outstanding movie. I actually thought it was better than Bohemia
Speaker 3: Rhapsody for what it's worth. But let me know what
Speaker 3: you think anyway. So surely though, this means there's going
Speaker 3: to be more of these amazing movies. Do you think
Speaker 3: about the stars that we grew We grew up with
Speaker 3: this amazing back catalog of songs and their stories as well.
Speaker 3: So what do we think are going to be the
Speaker 3: next rock movies that we're going to be seen? Let's
Speaker 3: go to the lines on now, Jack, what do you
Speaker 3: think are going to be the ones that we could
Speaker 3: be seeing?
Speaker 4: Well, I've been looking it up. There is so the
Speaker 4: Beatles one apparently is still in the works. But do
Speaker 4: we agree with this one? Apparently they're making one of Journey.
Speaker 4: Do they have enough songs to cover a whole film?
Speaker 4: Like if we think of the Queen Bayer pic and Rocketman,
Speaker 4: so many great songs Journey. I mean we love Don't
Speaker 4: Stop Believing, But is there enough songs?
Speaker 3: I mean, having said that, though great title for a movie,
Speaker 3: Don't Stop Believing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it can be just one.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, you think all the different Elton songs,
Speaker 3: the Freddy songs, different decades, and yeah, I'm not sure
Speaker 3: about that. I mean, they've any got They've got that's
Speaker 3: the big song. There's a couple of other ones they did,
Speaker 3: the lesser hits, but that's it. It's not enough for
Speaker 3: a two hour movie, is it? No? Especially when there's
Speaker 3: been no be a led Zett one would be amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: seriously a led zet one. Imagine this Quentin Tarantino telling
Speaker 3: us the story of Plant and Page. You know, the
Speaker 3: two dark lords of rock and roll, as told by
Speaker 3: Quentin Tarantino. John Javolta can play bage. You think about
Speaker 3: how he digs out these older actors. Doesn't he like
Speaker 3: Kurt Russell? Kurt Russell could be Jimmy Page, maybe your Plant?
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the lines. Tim, Good morning morning, Tim.
Speaker 3: What do you think it's gonna be the next rock
Speaker 3: movie we could be seen?
Speaker 6: Are going to Kiss movie and call it Dynasty?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, great Kiss album? Yeah? Kiss Movie? We a
Speaker 3: fantastic one. All the songs the Outfits or Crazy Crazy
Speaker 3: Nights would be a good title for as well. Awesome.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna go and see the and they're over
Speaker 3: this year?
Speaker 6: Not this song? I saw them last time around, but
Speaker 6: this time I don't think I'll be able to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're great live, aren't they? Mate?
Speaker 2: They's fantastic.
Speaker 6: I've seen them.
Speaker 3: I love love seeing kiss life. All right, Tim, actually
Speaker 3: call mate cheers Sonia. Hello, Hello that Sonya, good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you going?
Speaker 3: I'm good? How are you this morning? Sonya?
Speaker 9: Pretty good, pretty good, And I think George Michael Faith
Speaker 9: might be the next.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great title for it as well. I
Speaker 3: love that, don't you when you when we're talking about
Speaker 3: these and you think about the song and the time,
Speaker 3: aren't you seeing the post the post Faith? And it's
Speaker 3: a bit sparkly because he had in the Faith music
Speaker 3: video he had the crucifix earring. That was really sparkling
Speaker 3: the music video. I can see that.
Speaker 4: That's maybe you still wed it and you can see
Speaker 4: the cross.
Speaker 5: Hey, George Clooney, you're playing them in that, don't you think.
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: He could?
Speaker 3: I say no, no, no, no, you need a great
Speaker 3: British act to doing that, Like wait, you put me
Speaker 3: on the spot here. But George Clooney, just because he's
Speaker 3: got gray hair, do you know that they can die
Speaker 3: hair in the movie? Sow Simon lebomb would be great? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you know they can dye people's hair, Pats. We
Speaker 3: need a great haired actor, bring me round, all up,
Speaker 3: all the gray haired actors out there.
Speaker 5: Or is it just because it's George George Michael George, No,
Speaker 5: it's a bone structure or something.
Speaker 3: Bone. Yeah, okay, all right, girls, all right, sonya thank
Speaker 3: you very much. You're call Thank you so much. All right, bye,
Speaker 3: Trevor coome Onneing Trevor, Then what do you reckon? Next
Speaker 3: rock movie is? We're going to see I reckon flight
Speaker 3: with Matt.
Speaker 2: All of the yeah, fight Withoo Mark, with all the inner.
Speaker 6: Band relations, that great idea and maybe called rumors.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big fan of that one. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: that's a great one, Trevor. You're right, all the stuff
Speaker 3: that went on between the band, between Lindsay and Stevie
Speaker 3: Nicks and then Lindsay being kids out the band last year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's an amazing story to be told, and brilliant songs
Speaker 3: as well. I tell you it'd be great, seriously to
Speaker 3: play Stevin Nicks, George Clooney, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: So Christian O'Connor readforsd show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: So we want to know what do you what are
Speaker 3: you still doing as an adult that used to do
Speaker 3: as a kid. Jack still fears sitting down on a
Speaker 3: train seat in case there are needles sticking up to
Speaker 3: pokem in the backside, because what was this like a
Speaker 3: thing that used to happen. Was it on the news
Speaker 3: warned of this or an urban rumor.
Speaker 4: Who was an urban myth when I was a primary
Speaker 4: school age Jack is right, Christian, it happened to me
Speaker 4: fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3: Got an email Lisa Bradfield. Catching the train home from
Speaker 3: on the Sandy Line after work on a Friday is
Speaker 3: one of the train seats had cushions on the seat
Speaker 3: and back with no plastic gap in between one bench.
Speaker 3: I was going ready to get off the train, realized
Speaker 3: that I'd shoved my security pass back in the back
Speaker 3: of my jeans, and when I reached to remover as
Speaker 3: a result, I felt a sharp prick in my finger.
Speaker 3: Much to my horror, there was a needle poking up
Speaker 3: between the seat. In the shock, I've got the train later,
Speaker 3: regretting I didn't take it with me as evidence. That
Speaker 3: night went so doctors had blood tests taken out to
Speaker 3: wait two weeks before finding out any results. It came
Speaker 3: back called negative and all good. Lisa, thank you very
Speaker 3: much for that one.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why they honestly changed the seating on the trains,
Speaker 4: because now you can't really stick a needle in kind
Speaker 4: that well, it happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're talking about things used to do as
Speaker 3: a kid that you still do now as an adult
Speaker 3: adult Christian. When I was at school, I used to
Speaker 3: have a thing that was bad luck to walk over
Speaker 3: three manhole covers or drains together in a row. As
Speaker 3: ridiculous as this sounds, this is from Tom. Fifteen years later.
Speaker 3: I am still unable to walk over three drain hole
Speaker 3: covers and I have to go in a row and
Speaker 3: go to extraordinary lens to avoid them. This can be
Speaker 3: a bit tricky, especially about walking with friends or my
Speaker 3: partner of twelve years who still doesn't know about my obsession.
Speaker 3: Do you know what a whole separate phone in about
Speaker 3: what your other half stool doesn't know. That's a great one,
Speaker 3: Tom Taylor, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: That email that reminds me of step on a crack
Speaker 4: break you back would never try, and you would always
Speaker 4: walking along a pavement, try and step evenly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where do all these things come from? Laura also
Speaker 3: got another email from us Christian. I'm twenty seven and
Speaker 3: as a still to do this from my childhood as
Speaker 3: a kid, my mom told me to never go to
Speaker 3: an ice cream van, never ever use one, because it
Speaker 3: was that the ice cream was full.
Speaker 5: Of flies, not because it might be a predator, because.
Speaker 3: The window was always open, you know, an ice cream
Speaker 3: fans always got the window open and serving someone and
Speaker 3: that would let the flies in. Also, that the people
Speaker 3: that worked in them didn't wash their hands after using
Speaker 3: the bathroom set me full of pooh and flies. That's
Speaker 3: the sort of thing my mum would come up with that.
Speaker 3: I know it isn't obviously true, but I've been mentally
Speaker 3: scarred for years and I never now, as an adult,
Speaker 3: all these years later, I'm twenty seven, never ever use
Speaker 3: an ice cream van. And also, thanks to my grade
Speaker 3: two teacher, Miss Miner, I still have to check toilet
Speaker 3: seats because she told me that red back spiders under
Speaker 3: the seats and will bite you on the bum and
Speaker 3: kill you. Laura, thank you very much for that one
Speaker 3: of the emails that came in early to the party.
Speaker 3: So if you want to give us a call, now,
Speaker 3: what do you still do as an adult that you
Speaker 3: used to do as a kid?
Speaker 1: What have you carried over the Christian O'Connell breakfast show
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three talking about the things you still do as an adult?
Speaker 3: That used to do as a kid. My mom was
Speaker 3: a nurse, so she was forever warning me about the
Speaker 3: danger everywhere. I still won't sit on wet grass unless
Speaker 3: I put something down first of them, because I fear
Speaker 3: I will get piles. My mom used to say, you
Speaker 3: sit on wet grass, you get hemorrhoids. So now if
Speaker 3: I see wet grass, I'll be looking around and put
Speaker 3: something down, a jacket, anything, rather than that, put my
Speaker 3: backside on that wet grass and get hemorrhoids. I have
Speaker 3: to go to the chemist and ask for the oigment.
Speaker 3: Some of the ones that are coming in from you
Speaker 3: are fantastic Christians. I still like to do skids on
Speaker 3: my bike whenever I'm on gravel. I'm forty nine. I
Speaker 3: popped her skid recently cycling with the kids, and they
Speaker 3: sort of weren't even remotely impressed when I just hang
Speaker 3: hand on the old rear. You've got a hanger on
Speaker 3: that up. I did a really good one as well,
Speaker 3: because we were coming to a hall and so I
Speaker 3: did the thing where you actually steer into the skid man.
Speaker 3: It's a great maneuver now, and I actually went yeah
Speaker 3: like that, and they just searched me and went, how
Speaker 3: old are you? All right? Still you can't do that?
Speaker 3: You need to just because actually you don't know how
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 4: There was a time when doing skids on bikes was
Speaker 4: more important than the transport of bikes. Bikes were for
Speaker 4: doing skis all about my kids.
Speaker 3: When was the last time any of us as an
Speaker 3: adult did a wheelie? You know, just pop could?
Speaker 4: I was always scared of going all the way back.
Speaker 3: I'll be too front now now that balance that weight,
Speaker 3: and not smart enough to work out where the right
Speaker 3: bike point is. I know, I might as just do
Speaker 3: it outside a hospital because I'm going to go over.
Speaker 3: There's no we're going to know how to do that.
Speaker 3: Christ I still Doug, thank you very much to send
Speaker 3: me that one about the bikes and two the skids.
Speaker 3: Eat the chocolate off the kit cat before I then
Speaker 3: eat the biscuit bit. Yeah, I love doing that, Christian.
Speaker 3: I still chew my bottom lip whenever I write anything.
Speaker 3: You know, I can concentrate when I'm concentrating. Sometimes I
Speaker 3: still stick my tongue out, Christian. I simply cannot have
Speaker 3: ketch up tomato sauce on the same play as baked beans.
Speaker 3: The two sauces together have caused me issues for over
Speaker 3: forty years, Christian, I still eat all my food separately.
Speaker 3: Eg nice use of an eg on this tweet here
Speaker 3: from Ryan. All the beans first, then the carrots, then
Speaker 3: the broccoli, then the potatoes, then the steak slash chicken.
Speaker 3: People look at me like I'm crazy when I do
Speaker 3: it in restaurants.
Speaker 4: I was like that for many many years. They've grown
Speaker 4: out of it. I used to separate all my foods.
Speaker 4: If they were touching, I wouldn't eat the parts that overlapped,
Speaker 4: and I would do so. Say you get to go
Speaker 4: to fast food, and I would always eat all my
Speaker 4: chips first, and then like my burger. Like that Psycho,
Speaker 4: because if we were sharing your chips, I would only
Speaker 4: eat all my chips first. While she was trying to
Speaker 4: get even parties.
Speaker 3: Tell me why why the system? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I honestly don't know.
Speaker 3: She couldn't mix a match. No, you couldn't do a
Speaker 3: couple of chips by the burger, surp of the drink.
Speaker 4: I like to like the order one flavor, get that
Speaker 4: flavor done next floor.
Speaker 5: In fact, when you go over to their house for dinner,
Speaker 5: they've still got the you know, toddler plates with the compartments.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know how you know. You haven't been
Speaker 3: invited yet to the new place. I mean I have,
Speaker 3: and I can tell you they don't do that. Actually, Patsy,
Speaker 3: what do you still do as an adult that used
Speaker 3: to do as a kid.
Speaker 5: I still check the backseat for the boogeyman in the car.
Speaker 3: Before you get in. It's going to pop up behind you. Yeah, Christian,
Speaker 3: I panted like crazy. If I swallow chewing gum by accident,
Speaker 3: I am still scared it will wrap around my stomach
Speaker 3: and I will die. Let's go to Andrew and Dandenong.
Speaker 3: There you going, I'm good. You got snow out there,
Speaker 3: Patsy was saying yesterday, snow out of Danden or Rangers.
Speaker 2: No, this is danding On, not the dance danding On
Speaker 2: the town of not danding Long Rangers.
Speaker 3: Get it right, idiot? And what do you still doing that?
Speaker 2: Check the toilet paper?
Speaker 3: Oh what before?
Speaker 2: You don't know for spiders?
Speaker 3: Hang, I got to check the toilet paper now I'm
Speaker 3: still checking the toys.
Speaker 2: When I was a young bloke, I grew up on
Speaker 2: a on a dairy farm. Now to go to the toilet,
Speaker 2: you had to go out the back door through the
Speaker 2: laundry and the toilet was It wasn't an ad house,
Speaker 2: but you might as well have been. I was sitting
Speaker 2: there doing my thing on one day and I was
Speaker 2: probably about five or six, and I've gone against some
Speaker 2: toilet paper and there was this thirty great huntsman on
Speaker 2: the toilet paper.
Speaker 3: That's where they like to hang out on the toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's one place. So I was in the
Speaker 2: appropriate place for the right reaction.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really, Andrew, if you had gone through with it,
Speaker 4: the spider comes off second best if you do wipe
Speaker 4: with him on the paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're quite right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know his huntsman's are big and hairy
Speaker 2: and scary looking, but they don't hear yet.
Speaker 3: If I saw one, I'd still be terrified. I know.
Speaker 2: As I said, I was in the right place for
Speaker 2: the right reaction.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We got it good first time and even stronger
Speaker 3: the second time. Ryan, Thank you very much, Andrew.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: Day that Rocketman has released for you to go and see,
Speaker 3: we've got a great Elton John isolated vocal Christian, Please
Speaker 3: tell chat that I also do the same thing. Eat
Speaker 3: the chips first, So important, Nick and Frankston. Ah, I
Speaker 3: got this amazing email yesterday, came in from Simon and
Speaker 3: the subject head and grabbed my attention immediately. Letter of apology.
Speaker 3: Dear mister Christian O'Connell. I'm writing this email to apologize
Speaker 3: for something I said about you when you first started
Speaker 3: on it with my favorite radio station, Gold one four
Speaker 3: point three. When you first started, you sounded quite dull, boring,
Speaker 3: irang and spoke to someone on the desk of the
Speaker 3: radio station asked who you were, and I told them
Speaker 3: that you were as dull as bats. Where we're deleted.
Speaker 3: I would like to take this opportunity to personally apologize
Speaker 3: to you when anyone else that may have offended on
Speaker 3: the phone that day, I was wrong. And I've been
Speaker 3: listening to your show for the last couple of months
Speaker 3: every single day, and I've grown to love him and
Speaker 3: I understand that it must have been nerves that made
Speaker 3: you dull.
Speaker 2: It's still right.
Speaker 3: What kind of an apology is this? Simon? So get
Speaker 3: the balls on this guy. So, if you would like
Speaker 3: to invite me to your one year birthday after our show.
Speaker 3: I will buy you a drink, shake your hand and
Speaker 3: apologize yours respectfully. Simon.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Simon. We did have a meeting after that
Speaker 4: phone call and they told Christians stuff being.
Speaker 3: Done, yes and has done as batpoop. Simon, come on
Speaker 3: down and look forward to me. Yes, but it's funny.
Speaker 3: Simon can come on down. I'm going to get let's
Speaker 3: get Simon a T shirt to wear during the whole
Speaker 3: night as well. That says I think Christian kindas has
Speaker 3: done as bat, he has to wear that. He will
Speaker 3: be the guy. Simon, you can come on down. And
Speaker 3: then I've just had this email. We've been talking this
Speaker 3: morning then about things you do as an adult they
Speaker 3: used to do as a kid. And Jack has carried
Speaker 3: something over worrying about needles on train seats.
Speaker 4: Always before sitting down and try and check if there's needles,
Speaker 4: because someone told me when I was a kid, people
Speaker 4: put needles there so you sit on them.
Speaker 3: Christian, I work as a bus drive working this morning,
Speaker 3: listened to Jack talk about this and I when I
Speaker 3: first started out, I would clean out all the seats.
Speaker 3: You would not believe the things I found on the
Speaker 3: seats in between the seats. Apart from the odd bits
Speaker 3: of cash, here's what I found, pins, needles, sewing and
Speaker 3: other knives, razor blades, broken glass, half a pair of
Speaker 3: scissors at half, small zip lock bags of white powders.
Speaker 3: I'm presuming he means tolken powder for people want to
Speaker 3: freshen up on the on the bus, sanitary products and condoms.
Speaker 3: I'm no longer made by what people came belove Michael
Speaker 3: made a.
Speaker 4: Good family feud.
Speaker 3: Yes, things people well, people must leave seats on train
Speaker 3: seats and tram seats as well. What's that tram that
Speaker 3: you think everyone has?
Speaker 5: Isn't there a rude tram in Melbourne where everyone goes to?
Speaker 3: Like that the tram version of what the Mile High Club?
Speaker 3: The club?
Speaker 5: I don't know what number it is though I thought
Speaker 5: it was around Bowin, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that track.
Speaker 3: So what there's a specific tramp Apparently people go on
Speaker 3: to have a cuddle, to mingle. To mingle do you
Speaker 3: mean mingle with someone they're going on with or strangers either?
Speaker 4: Or I think really what sounds like a swingers tram?
Speaker 5: A currently unless it's an urban myth.
Speaker 3: And why is it what there's a certain tram number
Speaker 3: or route that do this? Yes? Why what would? Is
Speaker 3: it a long long one or just a quick one?
Speaker 5: Probably just a quickie.
Speaker 3: Does anyone know what Pats is on about? Once again
Speaker 3: we are at a loss for words. She's gone out
Speaker 3: on her own again. Is there a rude tram as well?
Speaker 3: It's the ninety seven. It's the rude tram. Don't want
Speaker 3: to get on there? Does anyone know if this is true?
Speaker 3: Always heard about this? Nine four one four one O
Speaker 3: four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. So towards the end
Speaker 3: of yesterday's show, I was just sitting now I just
Speaker 3: got a text from my wife a little bit of
Speaker 3: a medical update. Over the weekend, my eldest daughter to
Speaker 3: the teenager, came to moaning about her knee, and she
Speaker 3: does moan quite a lot, she's a teenager. So I
Speaker 3: examined the knee and I thought, this is a case
Speaker 3: for my special under the counter tiger barm that I've got,
Speaker 3: which isn't is stronger than stuff you get here. I
Speaker 3: got it in Chailand. It's really really strong stuff.
Speaker 4: I mean it's pretty strong stuff anyway, tiger.
Speaker 3: Barmber, but this really really strong stuff. And I looked
Speaker 3: at the knee and I said, as if I was
Speaker 3: a doctor with training, I went, this needs heat. And
Speaker 3: so I did, almost like mister Mayagie when he goes
Speaker 3: what hands and applied the tiger bomb. And yes, she
Speaker 3: was God's warm and this needs heat. A couple of
Speaker 3: days past, she's still moaning about it again, say you
Speaker 3: just need more heat. Yesterday she gets out of bend.
Speaker 3: She goes to my wife. It's really bad, I mean
Speaker 3: quite not paying that that's a tiger bomber. Isn't doing
Speaker 3: anything other than just making my eyes sting. So she
Speaker 3: takes it to the doctor and poor thin. The doctor says,
Speaker 3: very quickly, this is a dislocated knee.
Speaker 5: Cap Oh wow.
Speaker 3: Yep. So now I've got a packed this weekend with
Speaker 3: a one legged wife and a one legged teenage daughter.
Speaker 3: Both of them have worked out that the best way
Speaker 3: to do no work and packing is just said you've
Speaker 3: got something wrong within knee or leg. But yeah, so yes,
Speaker 3: I was talking about when her dad gets a medical
Speaker 3: diagnosis wrong, and some of you were coming out in sympathy. Christian,
Speaker 3: I love how I brushed off your daughter's knee, and
Speaker 3: I did not brush it off. I diagnosed. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure there are doctors listening right now that often dispensed
Speaker 3: for a dislocated knee or a broken leg. Tigerbaba is
Speaker 3: always the first course I did similar to my daughter,
Speaker 3: and she came home from playing footy complained that she'd
Speaker 3: had fallen her a leg, given that she'd had a
Speaker 3: quarter on the bench to rest and then got back
Speaker 3: on the ground to finish and put it down to
Speaker 3: something minor. She complained for the next week or so.
Speaker 3: I said she just needed some dpete as well, and
Speaker 3: then she begged to go to the doctor. The doctor examined, it,
Speaker 3: sent away. It sent her away to the hospital with
Speaker 3: me for X rays. She broke in her fiburep No,
Speaker 3: DP didn't peace. That's one of the rare cases I've
Speaker 3: ever heard. The DP can't cure absolutely everything.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: So next Tuesday, June the fourth, This show is one
Speaker 3: years old and what we'd like to do is take
Speaker 3: you down the pub and buy your drink and say
Speaker 3: thank you very much for listening to the show supporting
Speaker 3: this new show. Was still only at show number two
Speaker 3: hundred and six a day. So next Friday you can
Speaker 3: come to We're all going to be heading to the
Speaker 3: Coopers in Old Time Hospitality, right in the heart of
Speaker 3: the cb DO, and you can be there as well.
Speaker 3: We've got some more tickets to be one. Here's what
Speaker 3: you get. You get drinks on us for the whole night.
Speaker 3: You also get cannapase. And here's the thing that we're
Speaker 3: really really excited about is we're going to do in
Speaker 3: a late night version of this breakfast show on stage
Speaker 3: for you guys. We can only have like one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty of you there, so if you want to
Speaker 3: when you're way there, that's what you're doing over the
Speaker 3: next week and a bit. So it's a late night
Speaker 3: on stage version of the show. It's not gonna be recorded,
Speaker 3: it's not gonna be streamed, it's not gonna be on
Speaker 3: our Facebook page. It's definitely not going to be podcasted.
Speaker 3: It is in that room for one night only.
Speaker 4: Even our camera and Tommy said, what do we do
Speaker 4: about people's phones. What if they start filming stuff. We're
Speaker 4: not going to take people's phones off them. We just
Speaker 4: trust them.
Speaker 3: No, we aren't bringing a hammer along to smash they
Speaker 3: catch anyone doing that, gonna be very very vigilal. No,
Speaker 3: no we're not. But we're not going to be broadcasting
Speaker 3: it or playing at Backgroth. And it is definitely going
Speaker 3: to be for one night only. So here's what I'm
Speaker 3: going to give away some tickets right now if you
Speaker 3: want to come down and join us. I'm looking for
Speaker 3: your best back in my day yesterday evening. It's about
Speaker 3: half fate, right, and I wonder where one the kids was.
Speaker 3: So I just wanted you to want to come watch
Speaker 3: TV with all of us together. And I knocked on
Speaker 3: the door and I heard the unmistakable sound of her
Speaker 3: talking on an electric device. I believe a video sort
Speaker 3: of conferencing platform face time with a young gentleman. That's
Speaker 3: not against the rules, And so I just said, oh, sorry,
Speaker 3: you know, and I saw a young gentleman's face. My
Speaker 3: daughter was sat cross legged on the floor chatting to
Speaker 3: this young Do.
Speaker 4: They FaceTime each other for that kind of stuff?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 3: It? Lovely? Though? Sweet, and so I go, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: really sorry, I just want to see if you wanna
Speaker 3: come down, and literally pushes me back down the hallway,
Speaker 3: and so I go down the sum reason I didn't
Speaker 3: know you were chatting to who is that? By the way,
Speaker 3: get down, become a slave, you go back down talking
Speaker 3: to a whole down to Abby you work downstairs. And
Speaker 3: so I was thinking, hell, is that amazing now that
Speaker 3: as they can chat on that, because I remember when
Speaker 3: back in my day you would have to we just
Speaker 3: had I bet you guys are not as well. You
Speaker 3: had one phone that you are to share everyone. So
Speaker 3: do you remember when I remember calling a girl to
Speaker 3: ask her out, called Suzanne. I was thirteen. I had
Speaker 3: to ring her up on the landline and had mam
Speaker 3: antsy and then I have the horror of going and
Speaker 3: my voice was breaking at the time, and I had
Speaker 3: to go. You got that warble when you sort of
Speaker 3: you hit puberty and you get the horrible voice warble
Speaker 3: that young guys get what goes very weird. And you
Speaker 3: said to go through the real embarrassment of ringing someone's
Speaker 3: mum or dad or an older brother or sister asking
Speaker 3: if you could speak to somebody else.
Speaker 4: And then pressure was on as well, time pressure, because
Speaker 4: if you're on the phone, you're tying up the whole
Speaker 4: phone for the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you the same thing your mum or dad
Speaker 3: would peeking cut out like I had yesterday. I remem
Speaker 3: when I also called this girl up beforehand. It must
Speaker 3: to take about an hour to pluck up the carriage.
Speaker 3: And I'd had those you know, those little were index
Speaker 3: cards that used for a revision. I'd made a couple
Speaker 3: of notes on there, a couple of zingers and things
Speaker 3: to do it. Hey, how about that old mister, howis
Speaker 3: at school? Huh? All right, so we're looking for your
Speaker 3: best back in my day the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three?
Speaker 3: So what's your best back in my day? And another
Speaker 3: thing back in my day? Just to have to wander
Speaker 3: around with a wallet. Now it's so much easier, isn't it.
Speaker 3: You got tap and go Apple pay much easier. And
Speaker 3: I've got now it's this little metal kind of tray
Speaker 3: that carry a couple of cards and that that's enough.
Speaker 3: You minute that fouled wallet. You'd have like various loyalty
Speaker 3: cards and wanted to put your back out sitting down
Speaker 3: if you had any back pocket.
Speaker 5: Mine's still like that.
Speaker 3: I've seen yours. Yours is ridiculous. You've got launchy cars
Speaker 3: going back to stores that don't even existing. Were like
Speaker 3: Blockbuster video card. All right, let's go to line. So
Speaker 3: the best ones will invite you down to our birthday
Speaker 3: drinks and next Friday at the Cooper's Inn. Vanessa, good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning to one of Vanessa Welkins to the show
Speaker 3: What's Your Back?
Speaker 10: In my day, well, beca Mada Christian, obtaining access to
Speaker 10: your favorite music video wasn't as simple as touching your phone.
Speaker 10: It was getting up at six a m. Being the
Speaker 10: first one in the lounge room into the v actress
Speaker 10: recorder with a piece of sticky tape over their heads
Speaker 10: to record it.
Speaker 3: That's so true. Yeah, I remember that when Thriller was
Speaker 3: the first showing on TV for the first time.
Speaker 1: Remember that, and do you know me?
Speaker 3: You're right? You would eat whether it's your brother or sister.
Speaker 3: You'd have your own dedicated cassette. Wuldn't you that you
Speaker 3: could record your shows on Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and if you were desperate, you'd snake one of
Speaker 10: your brother's footy videos and put the sticky tape over
Speaker 10: the end and hit record over that.
Speaker 3: And all sorts of trouble and always having like big
Speaker 3: angry block capitals, do not record over my tape.
Speaker 10: And then that would come the bottle of liquid paper.
Speaker 3: And yeah, there were huge, big old things, those video goods. Vanessa,
Speaker 3: that's a great one. We'll see you next Friday, come
Speaker 3: on down.
Speaker 10: Fantastic.
Speaker 3: Thank you, all right, thank you very much. Calling Erica,
Speaker 3: good morning, you have.
Speaker 6: Money Christians morning Erica and Erica?
Speaker 3: What is your back in my day?
Speaker 8: So back in my day, when you wanted to get
Speaker 8: kicked up from a party, you'd have to go down
Speaker 8: to your local local milk far and get on the
Speaker 8: payphone and call well one resse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you still reverse the charges when you when
Speaker 3: I used to reverse the changes of the other thing.
Speaker 3: You just ring three times if you want to be
Speaker 3: picked up at a pre arranged place.
Speaker 4: That's because it would ring, but then it wouldn't actually
Speaker 4: connect you to the so.
Speaker 3: You didn't have to make the code.
Speaker 4: Was you rang?
Speaker 3: You had when my dad used to drop me off,
Speaker 3: you know, I go pick me up at the library.
Speaker 3: You know the signs call three times and I come
Speaker 3: again and I'll be like, does you know I'm cooling?
Speaker 3: Is he having an afternoon nap or something? Erica. That's
Speaker 3: a great one. We'll see you down there as well.
Speaker 3: Come and join us for a drink next week.
Speaker 9: Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold, I'm four point three.
Speaker 3: You super excited about next week. On Tuesday, the show
Speaker 3: hits one year, which is amazing, absolutely amazing one that
Speaker 3: they've let me still come in and do it. So
Speaker 3: the next Friday we're saying thank you. We're taking you
Speaker 3: down the pub to the Coopers in. The beers are
Speaker 3: on us, and we're even going to do a late
Speaker 3: night show for you guys as well, called the Late
Speaker 3: Breakfast Show, not the Late Christian O'Connor, because somebody thought
Speaker 3: I died and so it was confusing, so we've had
Speaker 3: to rename it, I believe for the third time. So yeah,
Speaker 3: we're super excited about that, Christian, Jack and Pats. I
Speaker 3: really want to come and meet you all next week
Speaker 3: and see the late night live show. I get up
Speaker 3: before the sun every morning before you guys, to deliver
Speaker 3: still to concrete as in my crane truck unfortunately unable
Speaker 3: to call a text whilst at work. I don't stop
Speaker 3: for my first break until after the show is finished.
Speaker 3: I would love to come and see the live show
Speaker 3: and have a beer with you guys, as a friend
Speaker 3: of mine saw you do stand up and once they
Speaker 3: come along as well. So I've written this short song
Speaker 3: to you guys. Happy birthday to you, give me tickets,
Speaker 3: Happy birthday to you, give me tickets? Want to see
Speaker 3: Patch turn red when you start working Blue? Steve? Yeah,
Speaker 3: there are many reasons why we're not going to be
Speaker 3: replaying anything that happens next Friday, but yes, Steve, coming
Speaker 3: down mate, we'd love to have you there. I love
Speaker 3: the song as well. Kayla's emailed me Christian. I think
Speaker 3: I'm one of your younger listeners. I'm twenty three. Can
Speaker 3: I come down to break up the age ratio in
Speaker 3: the pub otherwise it's going to be full of some
Speaker 3: of your golden oldie listeners. I've been with you since
Speaker 3: I start the show, through you picking your footy team,
Speaker 3: which you now will really really regret going with the D's.
Speaker 3: I'm sticking with the D's and so I'd love to
Speaker 3: come and meet you all one watch the show, Kayla.
Speaker 3: Yes you can come down as well, all right and
Speaker 3: give away some more tickets. Now with Back in My Day, Julie,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 8: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Julia.
Speaker 9: You will oh, I'm very well. Thank you Christian.
Speaker 3: Now, Julie, what's you're back in my day?
Speaker 9: Okay, back in my I in England. I used my
Speaker 9: mum used to buy me a pack of crisps and
Speaker 9: in the bottom salt was optional. It was in a
Speaker 9: little twist paper bag and you could sprinkle it on
Speaker 9: if you wanted to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always wonder it's so lazy, isn't it. Basically
Speaker 3: make your own flavor. It was an early version of
Speaker 3: choose your own adventure. Just to make the most boring
Speaker 3: of flavors. For chips, which is ready salted, there was
Speaker 3: a sashet of salt. You'd open up, sprinkle over your chips,
Speaker 3: shake the bag and hate bresto, ready salted chips. That
Speaker 3: was it. Did you have that over here?
Speaker 4: I remember Sadboy brought that out for a while in
Speaker 4: the nineties. Does Samdboy chips still around?
Speaker 5: They went out of business, didn't they.
Speaker 3: Well, they had an option like you you choose your
Speaker 3: own chip adventure.
Speaker 4: Or your flavor out and then shake the bag.
Speaker 3: All right, Judy, Yes, come on down. Oh thank you there,
Speaker 3: Friday Friday, take care now. I can tell that Julie
Speaker 3: is obviously a fellow Pommy. But she's been here a while.
Speaker 3: Got that strange, strangled accent. We'll give it away. Is
Speaker 3: he Friday? For some reason went up to an exclamation
Speaker 3: point at the end with a question mark. When it's
Speaker 3: just it's just Friday, Sue, Good morning, it's not the morning.
Speaker 3: It's not Sue the bosses it no, no, no idea.
Speaker 3: I just want to she's sneaking through because she hasn't
Speaker 3: asked us formally for an invite yet, Sue Sue the listener,
Speaker 3: good morning, Yes, good morning, Good morning, Sue. What's your
Speaker 3: back in my day? Well, back in my.
Speaker 11: Day when we brought our first VCR, which we struggled
Speaker 11: to convince mom and Dad to buy VHS, not beata.
Speaker 11: We had a recorded remote, so every time you were
Speaker 11: playing a video or something and anyone wanted to get
Speaker 11: up and go all the dog came in, you had
Speaker 11: to yell out, what's the god that's it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a coily like a pigstail, that big long
Speaker 3: extended to know it was straight.
Speaker 11: It was a JVC and it was straight.
Speaker 3: Oh I get you. It was a JVC. Our one
Speaker 3: was it was Our one was a say show it's
Speaker 3: some real cheap o Taiwanese brand. But you had a
Speaker 3: JVC on the top ones.
Speaker 11: Thank you. I convinced MAM, v hs.
Speaker 3: JVC, VHSBC. Look at you, Kath and Kim. All right,
Speaker 3: we listen. So you got you're gonna come down sir, right,
Speaker 3: we'll see you there.
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, JVC, thank you very much. I can heard
Speaker 3: bragging trying to show me up there stay one final one, Robin,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning Christian, Robin, what's your back? In
Speaker 3: my day?
Speaker 11: Back in my day, we had Cebe radios.
Speaker 7: We didn't have the internet for pick up people.
Speaker 9: That's how you pick up people.
Speaker 7: You break a breaker.
Speaker 8: Is anyone got a copy out there?
Speaker 3: Come on? And so why did you have a Cebe radio?
Speaker 3: Did you live in the outback? I remember a friend
Speaker 3: of mine's older brother had one to chat to, like
Speaker 3: truckers and stuff like that. They didn't like they didn't
Speaker 3: like people mucking around it. It was meant to be
Speaker 3: just for truck drivers.
Speaker 2: No, it was just cool.
Speaker 7: Radio.
Speaker 3: All right, Robin, we'll see you next Friday, coming down.
Speaker 10: Okay, thank you, Christian, have a great.
Speaker 3: Day and you mate.
Speaker 1: Bye The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: I've just been told off by Jack and producer Beck
Speaker 3: for I've been a little bit too friendly giving away
Speaker 3: too many tickets. I have an allocation you see, of
Speaker 3: four pairs.
Speaker 4: A day on average, it's four doubles a day between
Speaker 4: now and next Friday, like a car parks. About twelve
Speaker 4: in that last night, everyone who emails gets tickets to
Speaker 4: the show. John, your grade have four?
Speaker 3: Can't we stack listeners on top of each other in
Speaker 3: the pub? You know we're doing car parks? Uh? Okay, Raouls,
Speaker 3: is it heard the tickets being dispensed? He's just emailed, Hey,
Speaker 3: I am thirty three years of age and come from India.
Speaker 3: Maybe you believe me or maybe not?
Speaker 4: How we believe you?
Speaker 5: Roll?
Speaker 3: Is that a wow for tickets?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: Rowl try harder, great name.
Speaker 3: I love the name Raul, And then I love this
Speaker 3: email that coming you know you were talking about about now?
Speaker 3: In fact, it was an hour ago pats about this.
Speaker 3: You believe there was a tram, the Rudy Tram. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that people will go on to I guess getting the
Speaker 3: tram version of the Mile High class exactly for a
Speaker 3: little bit of Mikey Mikey action, Christian, Patsy, Jack and
Speaker 3: the team listening to this morning and Patsy trying to
Speaker 3: derail the show again talk about some kind of swingers tram.
Speaker 3: Get this guy's business, pitch, I mean, what a businessman?
Speaker 3: He hears that and he has a business that I've
Speaker 3: never heard of this. Get a know of this. Listen
Speaker 3: to the Smalling show and Patsy trying to deral the
Speaker 3: show about the swingers tram. I thought it'd be timely
Speaker 3: to send this email and listen to a new business
Speaker 3: established in Melbourne called Mile High Australia. Established in the
Speaker 3: last few weeks. This business, my business has a range
Speaker 3: of aircraft from the twin engine Piston Easy to the
Speaker 3: corporate jets, especially set up for intimacy flying out of
Speaker 3: Melbourne at the requests of the guests, offering limousine transfers, merchandise,
Speaker 3: what you got like a selfie, mid act why and
Speaker 3: cheese packs.
Speaker 5: I'd love to do that?
Speaker 3: What just for the cheese? You hats he loves her cheese.
Speaker 4: Well are you saying is their bedrooms up on the
Speaker 4: plane or is it is it like a private jet experience?
Speaker 4: Are they doing many couples on the site.
Speaker 3: I'm still just intimidated by a twin piston? I mean,
Speaker 3: is that meant to sort of fire me up or
Speaker 3: get me going?
Speaker 9: Is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Is it a toy? Is it something
Speaker 3: you can buy?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 3: Sexy that having got a single piston? This one this
Speaker 3: guy has got a double piston? Is that amazing?
Speaker 5: So you just I'm not doing it?
Speaker 3: Should we all do it?
Speaker 4: A one one year of the show? Not together, but
Speaker 4: we all individual?
Speaker 3: Are you away? Well we're on air that we have
Speaker 3: so got a mid air orgy over Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Wonder where it takes off?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Today's that work time waster with all the rain in
Speaker 3: the last twenty four hours, we're looking for your wet celebrities.
Speaker 3: Have you got on with these? I like mine? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're happy I've got Robert Drownie Jr.
Speaker 4: That's a great start.
Speaker 3: Henry Sprinkler, Dame Judy trench coat. You need a big
Speaker 3: old trench coat, Bette Peddler and Clammy Davis Junior. I
Speaker 3: have Rince Harry, Oh, Rince Harry. Yeah, nice, very good.
Speaker 4: Barth Simpson, dear Pye Devido yea yeah, I've left my
Speaker 4: crap once. The last ocean Connery Ocean, Connory.
Speaker 3: Ocean barely worthy even reading out loud. Come on now,
Speaker 3: all right, football are Paddy drips? Can you do any
Speaker 3: better let us know than wet celebrities? That was so
Speaker 3: we're looking for today on Network Time Wayster, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Doing that it's unprofessional, but deliberately then right when BOSSI
Speaker 3: are trying to throw me, Luckily I'm above that.
Speaker 4: What are you crumpy about this morning?
Speaker 3: Cheers?
Speaker 5: You are not feeling them, not feeling the best today,
Speaker 5: But you should have.
Speaker 3: Said something the email you sent me last night about it,
Speaker 3: and then the text as well, and then repeatedly every
Speaker 3: five minutes. Oh Bobby buzz kill.
Speaker 5: I hope you get well, Oh Gide, that was genuine,
Speaker 5: wasn't it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to make a generalization here but would
Speaker 3: we start a feature tomorrow. I don't want to make
Speaker 3: a generalization, but women are quit to let you know.
Speaker 5: If they come off it, you lot the worst. It's
Speaker 5: like you're dying when you've.
Speaker 3: Got no to be fair.
Speaker 4: Mark in the sound booth had that little path and
Speaker 4: he doesn't stop lettings, no symptoms every day.
Speaker 5: Is he alive?
Speaker 4: Where is he?
Speaker 3: I don't mean funny right, if you've got a cough,
Speaker 3: you can come to work. He's slave her a computer
Speaker 3: editing stuff. I mean you can be bleeding and still
Speaker 3: do that and do his cough it's so small, this
Speaker 3: is this is what he's had for the last week.
Speaker 3: He's off. There's a guy, Mark the sound guy. He's
Speaker 3: been off this week because this is his only symptom. Sorr.
Speaker 3: I've got this really bad cough at the moment, hang
Speaker 3: on minutes back again now it's like a cat a
Speaker 3: cat coughin.
Speaker 4: Last Friday.
Speaker 3: Miss sorry not very well. My name's pats Hey.
Speaker 5: Who in this team has never had a sick in
Speaker 5: a year?
Speaker 3: Is that you me?
Speaker 9: I have?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not being you are as tough as now?
Speaker 5: Yes I am.
Speaker 3: You know it's that wearribe sort of drinking water. I
Speaker 3: think there's so much crap floating around your bloodstream and
Speaker 3: all the alcohol with the margarite's. You kind of heckled
Speaker 3: yourself away. Where were we? I had good intentions to
Speaker 3: start this link professionally, then you went boss right, that's it.
Speaker 3: Today's at work time, Waster, Wet, Celebrity Seas Ready, Bruce Sprinklesteen,
Speaker 3: Gold Graham, Mornington, well done, Denzil washing My chicking, Frank
Speaker 3: sink Archer, Frank sink Archer didn't like Terrible Sammy, Emma Helstone,
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Speaker 3: John Cougar Melon Damp, Gold, Gregg and dand and on
Speaker 3: take about very good, Uh, Olivia Newton, Pond Gold Squirt Reynolds.
Speaker 3: Now that's sho Sorry, Bye bye.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Shows Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: God one four point three. Come on, It's to Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell Breakfast Show. So I'm desperate to know how you
Speaker 3: got on last night. You've got a little baby staying
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 4: We're living with a baby, my cousin and his sounds.
Speaker 3: Like your You and your wife are staying in a crib.
Speaker 3: We're living with a baby. The baby's come to stay with.
Speaker 4: You, with us and her parents. Why they renovate their
Speaker 4: bathroom around the corner from our house. They're staying with us?
Speaker 4: Are they staying for here till Friday? Of course, a
Speaker 4: quick renovation tomorrow. Why didn't you get to do in
Speaker 4: your renovation short from.
Speaker 3: Up fifteen years? I think I can do a bathroom
Speaker 3: in two days.
Speaker 4: I'm actually exhausted from having a baby at the house
Speaker 4: for only four hours last night.
Speaker 3: There, but you didn't do anything. It was just around you.
Speaker 4: No, but you have to keep an eye on them
Speaker 4: all the time. You say yes, oh, yes, be sarcastic.
Speaker 4: Very funny I did before.
Speaker 3: If you're going to be sarcastic with Jack, you need
Speaker 3: to tap your head twice. It gets confused.
Speaker 4: She was running around everywhere trying to well. First of all,
Speaker 4: our house is not set up for children. We've got
Speaker 4: a candle going on the coffee table, and VARs and
Speaker 4: flowers on the coffee table that she could break so.
Speaker 3: Well when I went around as well, there's a lot
Speaker 3: of like heavy duty sort of bill equipment, jills saws
Speaker 3: leftover building. It's just just left around on the floor.
Speaker 3: It's it's how these hipsters do it. That's it.
Speaker 4: The second installation, there is one room that is really
Speaker 4: just like paint tins and hammers and sort of thing.
Speaker 4: So first thing we did was clear up the whole
Speaker 4: house to make it baby proof. But then she's finding
Speaker 4: ways like she's trying to scale the books.
Speaker 3: You would have had this when they when they're when
Speaker 3: they're younger, and that they it's not they're magnets and
Speaker 3: they just should they make a bee line for sinks,
Speaker 3: and of course you think about what's under the sink,
Speaker 3: all those bleaches. Then you have to like get these
Speaker 3: special locks for that.
Speaker 5: Then it's plucks you can't open yourself.
Speaker 3: Then it's plugs. Just turn them on and off of
Speaker 3: that and put the fingers of them. Where does that
Speaker 3: come from? Why they are wired like that?
Speaker 5: Fascination?
Speaker 4: I think for a while she had Lunar's dog lead.
Speaker 4: It's a chain swinging around like it's some kind of weapon.
Speaker 3: You're getting toys or something. Here's a toy. It's a
Speaker 3: metallic dog leads.
Speaker 4: As we can give it, we're Luny's toys.
Speaker 3: So disgusting, You are so disgusting.
Speaker 5: He should be showing on his.
Speaker 3: Put him in the news pats.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three God one four point three Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 3: So we are back tomorrow morning with the five thousand
Speaker 3: dollars phone call. Shane Crawford is in life.
Speaker 4: I'll believe it when I see no he is.
Speaker 3: He's in line tomorrow. I spoke to him yesterday on
Speaker 3: the phone. He is in live. He's full of energy.
Speaker 3: Here you with us live tomorrow morning. Title of today's
Speaker 3: show is I Am from India. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 3: morning with another two thousand tickets to give away to
Speaker 3: come and join us in our pub show hugg. He's
Speaker 3: coming up next, The
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