WEBVTT - I Am From India 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Meldon's Gold one oh 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.160 four point three. 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:11.320 Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HQGS, Melbourne, Australia, 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:13.480 brodcasting to the world Christian that. 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:16.759 Remember wants naked frying bacon. Don't do that, oh conall. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:19.680 Sometimes I'll just rint in that year so breakfast show, 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:20.159 and I. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:21.599 Got through a whole wheel of cannby. 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:30.280 Good morning. It's know what Wednesday? What is it today? 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:31.280 Thursday morning? 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:31.960 I got that. 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:34.320 It's a Christian O'Connell breakfasher. Good morning, Jack boast. 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:35.920 You got that bug that we eat? The caller we 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:36.519 had yesterday? 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.760 He said, So it's Monday. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.599 Pretty good for a Monday. 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.360 Maybe that's just a standard greeting. He just assumes every 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:45.199 day is a Monday. Good morning, Pats, Hey, how are you? 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:47.120 I'm pretty good? What's that with you today? The old 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:48.560 croaquy throat? You're not well? 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.120 You got the fisherman's wife throw it again? 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.440 Is that saying I've never heard in my life? 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:57.360 Is like that, like a fisherman's wife. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:59.520 I've never heard that saying in my life, like a 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:03.040 fisherman his wife. Why do you fisherman's. 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.600 Rough around the edges, I think is the suggestion. 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:06.600 Oh god, you're right, Okay? 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.800 Why why do I feel like that? 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.040 I don't know? Why is why is a fisherman's wife. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:17.800 Oh, I don't know, saying. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:21.119 Oh feet as rough as a doctor's wife today, that 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:23.400 makes as much sense as the fisherman's wife. You ever 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.200 met her a fisherman's wife with a rough throat? I haven't. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:27.400 I'm a bit delirious. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.880 Also, when I came this morning, Patsy was doing the 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:34.520 old five thirteen news that she trots out in in 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:37.280 I mean, you must been wearing a hot your coat. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:39.440 She had a big old scarf on or a dead 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:42.240 fox around her neck still cut it on. Cul Deville 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.600 was propped into the news, and some kind of Russian 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:50.280 cossack dancing on as well. The news got to. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:51.880 Keep warm in your throat just a bit. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:53.480 The broken in there or something? 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:54.640 Yes, is that what it is? 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:58.040 Yes, it's Narnia again on the snow queen in here. 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.720 Because it was a bit chilly yesterday and during the 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.640 night I heard all the rain whipping around at the wind. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:04.680 It's been really. 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:08.959 Bad, coldest day in nearly two decades, yesterday, Is that right? Yeah? 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:09.840 Nineteen years. 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.919 What is only seven degrees? Correct, that's your coldest day 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:15.280 in twenty years. 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:16.079 For a May day. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.280 Yeah, that's I mean, I find that astonishing because you know, 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:22.040 it's not like England is Siberia, but it's down to 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.919 minus during the winter most mornings. I'd leave during the 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:26.440 winter to come and do a radio show and read 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.680 a top of one or two degrees in the morning. 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:33.720 But seven degrees that's your coldest day. That is brilliant. Oh, 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:37.359 I see for May right right, okay, on this morning show. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.600 Then my chance to come and join us next week 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.960 as this show turns one, we have harder pub the 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:44.920 Cooper's in and you can come down that we're going 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.040 to be doing a fairly special late night version of 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.000 this breakfast show and you can win tickets on this 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.440 morning show. This morning is getting into work. Took life 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.720 into my own hands when I about do you remember 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:00.200 the radio station through some kind of welcome party, we'd 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:01.919 have been around about this week. Actually it's a couple 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:04.360 of days before the show started. We were all there 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:09.080 and they're presented me and the family with some gifts. Yes, 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.320 Oneman was an unnecessary but very very I mean very 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.160 kind must have gone to a lot of Effoot had 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:19.760 expense a ten foot surfboard, gold branded, God branded ten 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.519 foot surfboard, and we couldn't take it home at the time. 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.880 The station had to organize our special courier to drop 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.720 it off. Since we've had that in almost the last year, 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.280 it's been an absolute nightment because I haven't got around 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.560 to learning how to surf and it just gets in 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:36.280 the way. And obviously we're moving, and we're moving from 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.080 the place we've been renting here. We've bought a place, 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:40.000 moving in two and a half weeks time. We don't 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.400 have a space. My wife has been on my case 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:43.720 for the last two and a half weeks to get 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.040 rid of that surfboard to bring in. So I said 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:47.680 to Brad the producer, can you help me bring it 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.440 in one morning? I thought we could give it away 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:52.360 next Friday in the pub. Perfect and insists that someone 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.760 has to win the surfboard and take it home. They've 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.640 got to It is genuinely ten foot jacket. It's your 0:03:58.720 --> 0:03:59.160 tall guy. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.280 To you, I couldn't reach up and touch the point 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:02.800 of his stead. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:05.320 It is huge. So someone's leaving the pub with that. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.520 It will take two of you to carry it. So anyway, 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.520 Brad says, look, I'll pick you up this morning Thursday morning, okay, 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.839 and I bring I bring around my four by four. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.880 So I'm getting out the house. I thought I just 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:18.120 get it ready this morning. I'm getting it out the 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.599 house at half four and obviously the weather is terrible, 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:23.200 is pouring down. I dump out on the nature strip, 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.719 go back him, make myself my breakfast, hoping that someone 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.360 might just steal it. When it pats these African gangs 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.040 or something like that, it's going to put a bit 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:35.800 flashing knee on sign say hey African gangs surfboard. Hope 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:40.240 you don't steal it, wink. Anyway. He then chugs it 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:42.320 in his car whilst I'm still having my breakfast. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:44.320 Oh Brad does. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:47.520 He always gets about five minutes. So he's managed to 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:48.960 wedge it down the middle. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.680 Oh yeah, I've had to do that before, through the 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.320 through between the passenger seating and the driver's seat. It's 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:55.120 almost sticking him through. 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:58.560 Highly dangerous. I'm not even sure legal really To then 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.279 do a half hour trip on the n the pe 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:03.800 and with all this Mary Poppins wind out there his car. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.480 He's got it's this twenty year old thing that isn't 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.680 central locking. He hasn't unlocked the passenger door. So when 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.520 I turn up it's rainy. I just want to get 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.359 in his car quickly. I burn the window and he 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.960 can't reach He can't reach over. He then has to 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:21.120 put his arm under the surfboard, the ten foot surfboard 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:22.599 that's wedged down the middle of the car, and it 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.440 won't it won't reach you then has to lean against 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.200 the surfboard, but that's got not much wiggle room in 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.560 it because it's now against the passenger seat. He then 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:30.760 takes me out a minute. I'm going it's purring, Brad. 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.080 I'm going to smash the window myself in a minute. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.680 Let me in the car. I then get in the 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:37.880 car and we go on the pier and I can 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.360 please don't break too heavily. Or this flimsy wind screen 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.360 you've got here paper I don't know what it is 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.400 that stuff used to have at school to what your 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:47.800 backside with this really flimsy paper paper mashe wind screen. 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:49.960 But we came in this morning with a ten foot 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:53.159 surfboard wedge between us, and as I was, he was 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.920 obviously having a conversation. We like me do every morning 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:57.960 about the show, and some of this I couldn't see him. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:01.000 It was not the surfboard. It's like I've lost my 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:03.640 mind in the surboard has become the producer of the show. 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:04.840 It's like confession. 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.440 Then we had to get it in the building. Trying 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:08.760 it was a nightmare just trying to get it in 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:10.919 the lift. It was too tall for the lift. So 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.080 it's been a nightmare trying to get this. But it 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:15.320 got me thinking as we're coming in this morning, about 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:18.560 the weird and odd and awkward things that people try 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:21.760 and moving cars. We've all had some experience of this. 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.680 Of the mattress. You often see a guy sometimes back 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.320 in the day. You wouldn't see it now, with a 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.760 mattress on the roof and you just have like one 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:32.400 hand on it. That's all I need, sa I need 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:35.880 one four like hand on this mattress while we travel 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:38.520 at speed. I used to see that, didn't you. I 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.680 don't think you'd see that anymore now. But anyway, I 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.080 want to talk this morning, then take some calls and 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.400 some hear some stories about what you've tried to have 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.400 in your car. What have you had in your car 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.520 to transport somewhere to move somewhere The. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:52.320 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:55.200 Three Christian O'Connell Reckford Show, asking you right now, what 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.080 have you had in your car? Something big, unusual, weird 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.520 odd that you tried to move in your car. I 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.400 remember a couple of years ago my brother law Luke. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.080 He is a farmer, his dairy farmer, say's got about 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.520 three hundred and fifty cows, and his attitude towards animals 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.360 because he deals with life, death, everything. You know, it's 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:14.160 a proper hard job that is seven days a week, relentless. Anyway, 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.119 one day I was staying with him and obviously my sister, 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.960 and he said, could you give me, give me a 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:20.840 hand and you go and pick up some pigs. We're 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.600 going to buy some pigs. So I was like, okay, 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.560 So but I see, we just get in his car, right, 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:31.120 doesn't go in there, just just a car, you know, 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.000 a state car. And as we go in there, I'm saying, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:36.880 I said to him, so what are we just are 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.360 you going to go and get in another car and 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:40.760 then we'll get the pigs. Now he goes, no, we 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:42.920 just put the seats down. There's four of them, and 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.360 I don't I've never handled a pig before, so I'm 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.240 not too sure. I know in my mind what they 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:49.760 look like, pretty big. Right, We go to get these 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:51.960 four pigs, and obviously the four pigs don't want to 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.840 get in the back of a car, right, You ever 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:57.960 tried to pick up a pig. They why it's done 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.200 is that you put your arms under them and got 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.640 the ideas and so that they stink as well. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.760 So do you have to double him? Like? Does he 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:05.160 get down? 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.040 One in and you get down, yeah, and they're moving 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:10.000 around and they start doing that noise squealing like that, 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.640 and then you put one in right, and then and 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:14.120 then you try to go to get the other one in. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:15.960 And it took us like half an hour to get 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:18.160 these four pigs in right, and then we get in 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.080 the car and all you can see behind us as 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.280 I look around is four angry pig faces to staring 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.960 at us. We then have about an hour long trip 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:28.480 back and of course they just they just go to 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.960 a tour that the whole time. Oh yeah, Number ones 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.319 go for ages right, that big old pig bladder. Then 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.720 the number two and the car is stinking right. I can't. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.520 I don't think as well. Once there's a hobble, smart, 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.440 I start to try heave. It was one of the 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:42.959 worst trips of my life. I had to wind the 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.360 window down. Oh god, look, this is awful. It's the 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.280 worst trip of my life transporting four pigs in just 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.960 a normal steak car. All right, So what if you 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:54.600 try to move in your car? Nine four one four 0:08:54.760 --> 0:09:01.359 one oh four three Rose? Good morning Ross? Sorry Ross? Ross? 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:02.120 Yeah? 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:03.040 Can you hear me? 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.280 Okay, Mat, Yeah, what if you tried to move an you? Come? Mate? 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:07.800 Well, I was doing some house for renovations and I 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:11.520 scored a bag and a bathtub, so I had to 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:15.320 pick up this very cheap bath tab. But when I 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.040 rapped up with me mate to pick it up, but 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:20.320 it simply wouldn't fit across the back seat. Well, well 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:24.600 it did, but the problem was I couldn't close the door, so. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.720 Side door or the the rear door. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.760 No, the side door. It was a end. So yeah, 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:34.240 I decided it was safest to drive home with the 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:38.920 drivers just the rear right side door open, and that 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.120 way I could just drive to the left of the 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.920 lane right wings. 0:09:43.880 --> 0:09:47.440 Yeah, I mean when you say the safest option. It's 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:51.040 a drive with another door open. That's incredible. Ross. 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:53.160 Yeah, well, at least I could keep an eye on 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:54.960 the right end door in the in the in the 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:55.640 side of mirror. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:10:00.800 Absolutely. I mean you thought it all through the all right. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.600 Well that's good Ross, thank you very much for sharing 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.319 that with us. Mate, have a good debt work, all right, 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.520 thanks sir. Who we got here? Robert? Good morning, Robert, 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.040 Good morning, Good morning, Robert. Welcome to the show. So 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:14.720 what have you try to move in your car? 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:18.240 So I've had a couple. I've had a mattress on 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:22.240 the roof, classic pied down. I've had a clothes dryer 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.920 on the pie down, and I've also had a tea 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:27.680 table in the back with the boot open. 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:31.400 Is this with or without roof rats? 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:32.920 Without roofrats? 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.480 Oh yeah, you don't even wreck the roof. So you've 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.520 had the classic mattress on the roof, but that was 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.840 tied down, yep. Now the clothes dryer, how did you 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.679 move that in the car? 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:45.319 I didn't have a tryer or a truck at time, 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.160 so I had stuck him on the roof, tiding down. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.320 And the way we went with a clothes try on 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:56.880 the roof. Yep, that's amazing, all right, thank you very much, Robert. 0:10:57.920 --> 0:10:59.600 Another way, the Robert is actually very proud of that, 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.960 like a badge of ho on it. Yep, that's me 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:03.839 all right. What have you had in your car? Nine 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.880 four one four three The. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:09.880 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:11.960 Talking the swanage on the Gold. Now about the things 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:15.040 you've tried to wedge into your car to try and 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:19.680 move This morning me producer Brad managed to wedge into 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.199 his car a ten foot surfboard one here who can 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:25.280 win this next week? And you've got to try and 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:26.760 get it home from the pub where we're going to 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.679 be celebrating our birthday of the show. How do you 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.520 think someone's going to get that home? Can you get 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.760 that on the tram? Oh? 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.680 No, because you could have. Did you turn around the door? 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.319 Yeah? I mean how do think I actually get it? 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:39.240 Can you get it in the bus? 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:39.640 I mean? 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:43.560 Uber? What are you need? Uber? Coach? You try and 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.160 get that back? I don't know, Pats, what have you 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.240 tried to you? Your husband, Chris? What have you guys 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:48.559 to not so much as. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.480 Chris used to work from Major toy retailer and Christmas 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:55.520 was always interesting. One year someone bought a trampoline. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:12:00.640 By the way the the just to clang there may toy. 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.520 It was Toys r US for Toys r Us. Anyway, 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.760 someone bought a trampoline one Christmas. So it comes in 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:07.840 a flat pack. So Chris has met them at the 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:11.440 back door and Chris said, do you need delivery for this? 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.000 And they said no, no, no, we've got it. We've got 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:14.480 a car. And he said, oh, you've got a trailer 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:16.839 and they said no, no, she's right. So he met 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.640 them around the back. He's opened the door. They're in 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:21.880 a mini coop car. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:22.520 We're kidding. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:25.960 And what they've done it was two guys. They've put 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.120 it flat on top of the roof with both of 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:31.240 them holding it windows down with their hands on the 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:32.280 top of this box. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:36.959 That's incredibly amazing. If you saw someone drive the other 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.920 way and you were safe, you would also be impressed 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:42.880 at their the audacity of a large circular base of 0:12:42.920 --> 0:12:46.040 a trampoline. But I love the fact they're brothers united 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:49.319 my arm. We'll meet your arm in the middle of 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:50.160 the menop. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.400 Chris said to them, you look you look like a 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:53.960 jet plane. What are you going to do? If there's 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:57.600 cyclists either side of you, you'll knock them out. 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:02.320 The children will bounce this, Chris, How do we know 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:03.760 it was for children? It might have just been for 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.880 those two guys. Two guys. What was better and purer 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.720 than two guys? You just want to bounce together? 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.560 Let's go bounced together? 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:15.360 Stay together? All right, let's go to Jody. Good morning, Jody, 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:16.959 Good morning, guys. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:17.400 How are you? 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.080 Yeah, we're good, Jody. I hope you're well this morning, 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.080 thanks to calling the show. So what if you tried 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:21.760 to move in your car? 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:23.120 Yeah, So a. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.200 Couple of months ago, I was driving home from work 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:28.040 and a guy was digging up some of his garden 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:31.400 and he had this beautiful ornamental pear tree that he 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:34.360 no longer wanted. So I decided to stop and ask 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.000 him if I could have it, and he said yep. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.120 And the problem is I only had a small Honda Civic. 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.240 So I was trying to get this eight foot high 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.920 ornamental pear tree into my small Honda Civic hat and 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:46.960 it just it just didn't work. So in the end, 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.400 I climbed onto the bonnet and we put it in 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:51.480 through the sun roof and I just dropped home with 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:52.840 a giant tree out of my car. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.600 That's people might have thought it was like a just 0:13:56.600 --> 0:14:00.880 a little function you've done to the car. It's been 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:05.040 an air freshener. It's a natural air freshener. Jody, that's 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:06.760 a great one. Thank you very much and call having 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:07.280 a day. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:07.960 Thank you. 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:11.600 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:12.079 point three. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.439 Today is today you can go and see your Rocketman. 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.800 This big epic that is the right word. It is 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:20.000 an epic movie, the Elton John Story. It's an amazing 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.840 story of his life, a little boy who had a very, 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:24.560 very tough upbringing. They went on to become one of 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.360 the biggest stars in the world. And we saw it 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:30.480 on Monday night. We hosted a exclusive advanced screening. About 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.440 two hundred and fifty of you came out to see it. 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:34.880 And I think I might actually go and see it 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:36.120 again this weekend. Yep. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.200 I mean, we haven't stopped playing the music since Monday night. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.760 So many great songs in you're reminded how great the 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:44.680 songs are that Elton and Bernie Taupin is a longtime 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:49.040 writing partner as well. It's an amazing movie. I absolutely 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.400 loved it. Can't wait to see it again. Pats gave it, 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:52.600 what was it? Nine point seven? 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:53.520 Nine point seven? 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:55.160 Yeah, what's it from you, Jack? 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:57.360 I'll give it a nine and a half. 0:14:58.280 --> 0:14:59.880 Yeah, I'd say ten out of ten. I couldn't fall 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:01.960 of it. I always judge it by how often you 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:03.760 look at your watch during a long movie. Because of 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.120 about two hours, I didn't look at it once at all. 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:08.800 I thought it was better. Tyron Egerton, who plays Elton John, 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:13.360 is amazing. Jamie Bell who plays Bernie Torpin, is incredible 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.440 in it. And the way they the way they do it, 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.320 and when a lot of these sort of music biopics 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.640 they get way down sometimes by trying to be authentic 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:24.040 and stick to a linear kind of timeline, whereas they 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:25.720 don't bother with that. It sort of flicks around. It's 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.920 almost like the Elton John jukebox is on random play. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:31.320 It's much better for it and all the great Elton 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.560 outfits over the year, the years, the way they're done 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:36.800 and the stage costumes, the theatrics and the color on it. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.640 It is fantastic. But it got me thinking, what with 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:42.240 last year, how big Bohemian Rhapsody was, and just how 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.840 big Rocketman will be this year? There must be in 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:48.200 Hollywood right now. If you're a screenwriter, you'd be on 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.560 a first draft of so many different you'd just be 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:55.800 googling biggest bands. I'll be stunned. Over the next two years, 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:57.760 we don't see a Prince movie come out, because what 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:01.080 a story. And again you think out the songs, the decades, 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:04.640 the outfits, the theatrics. Yeah, just an interesting character anyway, 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:06.960 Prince alone, but all the great music. David Bowie. We've 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.200 got Lazarus the musical at the moment here in Melbourne. 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:11.360 But David Bowie with all the different from the thin 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:14.840 white duke to the there's so many different versions of 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:16.000 David Bowie over the years. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.360 Well, the front runner must be the Beatles story. 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:20.040 Yeah, I mean, like I said, I think we're talking 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.800 about it. Last year a friend of mine had been 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.520 approached by Spielberg to play Paul McCarty in it, because 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.960 he's an amazing impressionist and he doesn't his born mc 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:29.640 county is incredibly he looks a wee bit like him 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.520 and he's from Liverpool. It's a comedian called Peter Sarah Finowitz, 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:36.080 and he's a very very talented guy, and he was 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.440 he sort of paid a retainer, but they I don't 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:42.040 think Spielberg was. Spielberg's put his own money in this 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.040 to develop a couple of different screenplays, but wasn't happy 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:47.400 enough with any of them, which says a lot about 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.560 Spielberg where he wasn't He didn't feel like the ideas 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.040 that they'd come up with could do the movie justice 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:52.960 about the Beatles. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.080 So does he keep the rights to it or can 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:56.560 he pass it on to somebody else? 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.760 I don't know, because you must think by now there 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.760 must be some way now the Beatles story when they 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:04.200 see what they do with the Elton John movie. Also, 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:06.680 you know what, I'm joinnly surprised about t movies of 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:10.440 people lives. I'm surprised there hasn't been a Steve Irwin one, 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:13.240