WEBVTT - Mason's Apology 🙏 Kenny's Airport Clanger 😬 Cox Cricket Update 🏏 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:09.000 All right, legends, welcome back to the Mason Cock Show. Now, 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:11.120 there were three games over the weekend. You could almost 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:14.080 say that went down to the wire. So some absolute 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:16.600 thrillers we're going to talk about now. Brandon also thinks 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:18.520 that the VFL is trending a little bit better in 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.279 the IFL. Right now, we're going to break that down 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:22.160 and what he means. And lastly, I'm gonna give you 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:25.239 the review that you never asked for. I'm talking cricket 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:27.440 ladies and gentlemen. You best believe it. It is a 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.240 heck a heck of an experience over the weekend. But 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:38.760 without further ado, let's get into the podcast. All right, 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:40.240 let's get into it. Brandon welcome. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.279 Oh get I nice, he's your weekend van. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.320 It's been good. But before we get into all that, 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:47.400 we've got to talk about something. We released a little 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.520 bit of something big last week. We released the Merch 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.800 and I must say a massive, massive thank you to 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.480 everyone that has bought the merch, everyone that is enjoying 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.120 the merch and if you do get it, finally this week, 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.040 it's all coming out getting shipped out at the moment. 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.959 If you get this week, tag us in it. We 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:04.800 want to see the fans wearing the merch. 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.520 It's exciting. I've seen a couple start to roll out 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:10.160 and it's it's very exciting every time we get a 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:13.080 little tags has finally got my merch. I was so 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.880 happy with how many people like got on the merch 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.240 because we did take a long time to get around 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:19.400 to do. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.040 Before we move on from it though, there's only one 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:24.360 week left with this special logo, so make sure you 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.920 get it because it's the OG logo. So if someone 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:28.760 sees you wearing this logo, it's not going to be 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.560 available after this. They know you were there since the beginning. 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:33.840 They know you're an OG to this podcast. So you 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:35.800 got one week left to figure it out. At the 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:38.280 Carlton Drift dot com dot a. You check it out. 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:39.520 So we'll put all the links in the bar and 0:01:39.560 --> 0:01:42.080 everything else. But it is some good, good merch. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.720 Real collect design it. Onsell it. Not that I'm saying 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:45.200 onsell it. 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:47.000 Let's get into the podcast. Let's go Cleaner of the week. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.680 What do you got for me? 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:51.080 I hate to do this to one of your teammates, nice, 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.880 but Mike Clanger of the week, and it's about as 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.160 funny a moment as you can get. So I got 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.560 a touch on it, Ash Johnson. Now he's been playing 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.320 in the af well he first came back and the 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:07.160 VFL a bit of an embarrassing moment. Now Collingwood got 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.600 the job done against the Dolph's fins up for the Dolphins. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:15.720 Fins went down on the weekend to Collingwood. But your teammate, 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:18.920 Ash Johnson, took a mark contested mark good one on 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.200 the wing right in front of the dolph bench. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.639 They've got the bongo joms over there on the hill. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:25.560 You know, they get into you. They get into you 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:26.480 down there in Frank. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:29.120 Well, his opponent that he took the mark on went 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.920 over the boundary, fell over, kind of ate ate a 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:36.200 bit of shite anyway, Ash Johnson looks back, shows him 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:39.160 the ball real like show buddy. Here, I took the 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:42.440 mark Maye and off I trot, goes running down the wing, 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:45.480 goes to take a nice little bounce, slips out from 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.720 underneath him, doesn't do the whole Pendle's laced down trick 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.639 that he mustn't have got taught that one yet, skid 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:54.360 it out from underneath him. He's fumbling around, picks it 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.840 up by then in one of his opponents, Chase tackles 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:01.520 him down, pulls his shorts down around his knees, and 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:04.480 he gets done for holding the ball. Oh, it was 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.560 just everything. It just kept getting worse step by step. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:11.080 It was one of those real filet under instant karma. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:11.560 I reckon. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.600 Look, I'll say this, I've had a few clangers in 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:17.120 my lifetime. Ash, don't worry. They happened. Okay, they happen, 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:20.079 and they will forever live on an infamy. But I've 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.239 had some absolute clangers down there and franksin there's a 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:24.799 few of those in my first early years of playing. 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:27.600 Sorry has this, I will say this style the game was, 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.080 I mean pretty much over. It was eighty and twenty 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.840 two whenever this happened. So it's a bit of fine. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:35.360 There's a bit of wrestling and grappling and fight's going 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:37.320 on down there and Franks in between the Dolphins and 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.840 the old Magpies, and you know, maybe he was just 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.320 keen to let him know who's actually went on the scoreboard. 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:45.000 You actually reminded me I had a clanger once in 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.640 Frankston I went down to cover the VFL might have 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.040 had a couple of beers the night before you do, 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.920 and forgot the base plate for the camera. So I 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.920 had the camera, the tripod, no bass, play, can't attach 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.040 the two. So what do I do? I go into 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.160 the trainer's room, get a bit of the tape and 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.560 I tape the camera to the truck. But you know, 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:03.640 you've got to be resourceful. 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:06.240 Outrank one of my biggest clangers in Frankston, I did 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.960 play on from the goal scoring, got it smothered. Did 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:10.880 have that old Heath shure about it? 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.560 Were you up at the librarian like Ash Johnson had 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.440 a clanger but you're sixty points up? 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.600 Yeah, now we were. I think we're up by a 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.719 fair bit. But fortunately for me, it wasn't a televised game, 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.680 so there's no vision of that even living on and infamy. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:29.000 So it's just between you, your coaches, and your teammate's. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.320 And a few teammates starts Moore. It continually reminds me 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:34.760 of it. What's your clanging, mate, my clanger? It's unfortunately 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:37.279 on myself. Now I had the experience. And this is 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.800 because we love we love this man. We've talked about 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:41.839 it many times on this podcast, and it baffles me, 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:43.919 absolutely baffles me. At this club has not signed this 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:47.880 man for another contract. Ken Hickley, we love the KINNI 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.760 we love the Kinny on the podcast. And you know, 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:53.640 they were coming into Melbourne as we were leaving Melbourne, right, 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.279 so we kind of cross over each other in the airport, 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:59.520 you know, walking through the gates and I'm walking past 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.160 and Kitten's walking past the other way. And we've kind 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.480 of known each other over the years as they kind 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.040 of recruited me from the very beginning. And I didn't 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.719 go there, but Ken and I have known each other, 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.240 and it's kind of like this, you know, hey, how 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.360 you going, you know, what's up? You know, And we 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:11.720 go there and he comes up with me and he 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.000 goes with the and a lot of people probably experience this, 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.920 you know, whenever someone like you want the handshake, but 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.279 then they kind of tilt the hand up and you going, oh, 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:21.799 we're going to dap each other up here. I didn't 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.680 see it. I went for the handshake, you know, thinking, 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:26.680 you know, he's a bit of hierarchy to me, he's 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:29.480 a head coaching a bit of respect. Right, Ken goes, boy, 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.760 dab me up? You wanted the boys, And then it 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:36.560 became this awkward and everyone's experienced this, the old awkward 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:40.080 handshake in between dap, and it was all my fault. 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:41.520 I should have just and I would have had a 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.560 great story coming in here and be like Yo, man 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:48.320 Ken dapped it up over the weekend, bro. But No, Unfortunately, 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.719 my dumb ass decided to try to go for the 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.839 handshake and just screwed the whole thing up. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.120 That sounds worse than the Ash Johnson clang out. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.359 It is it is, And it was an embarrassing moment 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.160 for me because I'm usually the DAP, but I'm like, oh, yes, 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:01.680 I've got this. 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:06.279 Genuinely a phobia of mine is handshake situations, not knowing 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:06.839 where to go. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:07.360 No. 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:11.080 But like from the country, I feel like everyone there 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:15.400 has one play. It's the stock standard handshake. The only 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:18.200 thing about it is how hard you can go. It's 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:21.160 all about pressure. So they try to break all your fingers. 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:25.320 I'm fine with that. That's better than you am. I 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.280 dapping it up, and sometimes I force them back into 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.760 like they'll come in full that mode or like the 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.839 you know that Arnold Schwartz and egg of Power clap 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.880 in the middle and I get a real high elbow 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.680 and I come in and I fall force some fact, 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:43.839 Tolater that's the only way. The real spanner in the 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.480 works was like I was trying to figure out that 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.600 would be fine if there was only those two options. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.760 But then yeah, I got mates now from the country 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.440 that bring it in, give me the big hug. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:53.640 There's too many options. 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:54.839 It's too many options. 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.200 Well, I just want to apologize, Ken Hinckley. I will 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:59.560 next time. We need to maybe just be on the 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.640 same page. I'll come in real, go hey, dap me up, 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.480 my brother, dap me out. And I'm gonna come in 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:04.640 one of these days and be like, you know what, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.479 Ken and I because I think we play port in 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.800 a few weeks, I'll go dap them up full the game. 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.120 You know, I said, what's up? You don't fix this 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:11.240 issue we got, and that's I think. 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:13.480 You've got to come in from like ten meters away 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:17.080 with your hand position established for the DApp or the 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.160 handshake or whatever it is that would. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:20.600 Make me happier to get that good connection. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.640 Just that, Pop, I know what you're gonna do, because 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.120 you know now he'll be thinking handshake, You'll be thinking DApp. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:28.720 What if you come in with the hug. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:34.000 The third option he's got the third option. Well, Ken, 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.320 if you're listening, we're dapping it up next time. Mate. 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:38.320 Oh yeah, I think you're hugging it up if I 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:39.000 get my way. 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:42.080 All right, let's get into this little nugget because you're saying, 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:44.640 am I giving this right? That VFL was better than 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:45.640 the AFL this week? 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.800 Nice? The VFL is always great, but the AFL was 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:52.440 particularly shit this week. Now, there was some great moments 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:57.720 in the VFL. One Tipper Tip, Yeah, kicked the match 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.640 when I will be at a behind. But after the 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:05.920 siren for Essendon, very rare. Essendon win after the sign. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:07.760 Very rare, and you'll hear more about that soon. 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.600 And then we had Collingwood going up against the Dolphins 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.640 the finners as we already touched on with AJ. But 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:17.640 your teammatee Guinea, he's always in and under just you know, 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.520 he doesn't bring it on himself. This one was very interesting. 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:24.360 It was a free kick was given to Collingwood after 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:28.200 the fact a bloke from the Old Dolphs just caught 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:32.000 Guinea high and then for some reason he took offense 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.559 to the fact that he got Guinea high and then 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.280 just started a fight, which was you know, everyone jumped 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:42.360 in and it was an all out down there at Franger. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.600 All I can do is put myself in Guineas shoes, right, like, 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:46.679 week on week, if he's having to play VFL, he's 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:48.600 going to be the target, not just because he's a 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.800 great player, but also because of the media attention that 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.120 comes with him, right, And Guinea is one of those 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:54.679 you know, he's a bit of a shit stir. We 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.800 all know that, right, you know, maybe pricks people the 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:01.000 wrong way, but Guinea's a good player, and him having 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:02.480 to play in the VFL at the moment, like, it's 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.600 a tough team to crack into, so he's he's having 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:06.040 to do it. And I've I've had I've been there 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:07.840 many and many times and it's not an easy thing 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:10.200 to do. But it would be even more frustrating knowing 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.040 that every single week of going and playing, you're going 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:13.280 to be a target for the opposition. 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.600 It would be very similar between you and him, because 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:19.640 a lot of a lot of these VFL teams get 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.080 the chance to have a swing at the big time, 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.679 at the big Mason Cock's coming down to the VFL. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.000 You would have copped a lot of you know, if 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.439 I been a jump, a tag and pulling, punching. 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:31.480 Yeah, but like I'm the biggest con of the ground. 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.400 Usually he's not the largest human. Like I remember whenever 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.280 I played, I can't remember, it was I think pressed 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.280 in last year. I was playing pressing oval and there 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.160 was like six guys that were ripping me. If it 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:42.280 was essentially adelated like I hap him, there was six hours. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:44.600 At one point I'd got my shirt ripped in half. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.360 I was old Brandon Main, I just chest out. I 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:50.960 was a going ladies and then yeah, and that's just 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.680 like it's one of those things whenever an NFL player 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.280 that's had to go back and play in the VFL, 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:56.600 you become a target for the opposition because you're one 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.640 of the best players in the team. Therefore they're going 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.160 to try to take you out. And that's what some 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:01.640 of the getting at the moment. It's going to be 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.120 frustrating put myself in issues I can imagine, and I've 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.520 been there it is. But the only thing you can 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.400 do is continue to play well and hopefully the opportunity 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:10.840 comes up for you to come back into the AFL. 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.720 Well, there were some highlights of him from that same game, 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:18.800 smothering chasing, tackling pressure was great to see. One point 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:20.880 he tackled so hard his head band came off. That's 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.120 always good. You know you're really trying hard when the 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.800 head band comes off. Now, I don't know how many 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.600 of the Australians out there, I definitely don't know how 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.800 many of the Americans out there have been watching this 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.960 little game of cricket called the Ashes. 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.840 Zero Americans? Is the answer to that one? The game 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.280 of the Sorry, I don't know. The series of the 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.440 Century for the Smallest Trophy Award. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.240 Yeah, well maybe it looks small to you, mates because 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.959 you're so large, but it's one of the biggest trophies. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:49.920 He's saying, size doesn't matter. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:54.959 Size doesn't matter, Mace. That's what I based my whole 0:10:55.000 --> 0:11:01.720 life around. Well, it's been a very interesting city so far. Now, 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:05.720 what did you see over the weekend? Because controversy was 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.679 coming out of every orifice. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.560 Obviously, whenever you think of cricket, the name Mason Cox 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.840 comes to your mind. Says I would love to have 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:21.000 his dissection of the game the cos I'm gonna give 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:22.840 you the dissection of what happened in the cricket over 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:25.280 the weekend. Right, So, the start off this whole thing. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.920 We've got Stark, right, Stark goes catches the ball and 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.880 if this is the backyard cricket game, this is any 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.800 other game of cricket, right, that's a catch and it's 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:37.520 an out. But he falls to the ground and I guess, 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.880 like you know, a blade of grass touches the red ball, 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:44.640 and all the palms are out there going, oh, excuse me, 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:49.400 according to the rules, this does not count. And Stark 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.760 and everyone else in the Australian teams I give fucked anyway, Well, 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:56.920 karma's a bitch, right, Let's fast forward a little bit, right, 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.559 So all of a sudden we've got Johnny bearst Down. 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.839 I'm probably saying it wrong, Barstow, whatever the hell his 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:05.439 name is. He's batting for England, and you know he's 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:07.320 being a bit cheeky, right, he's leaving his crease and 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.080 that's just not you know, you can get penalized for that. 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:15.640 And he soon found out the wicket keeper Carrie for Australians, right, 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.120 he sees him, he's leaving the crease, he's being a 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.200 bit of a prick and he's going, you know what, 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:24.560 I'm just gonna lob this so old Barstow leaves the 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.079 crease and Old Carrie lobs the ball at the wickets 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.760 and he just snatches the edge of the post and 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.440 the wicket falls off, and everyone almost goes silent. Is 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:38.680 not everyone's quite sure what the hell just happened? And 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:42.120 that is an out And based on my very extensive 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:45.840 cricket knowledge, he can't leave the crease and if he 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:50.600 does and the ball hits the wickets, you're out Barstow. Therefore, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:55.160 all of Australia cheers, all of England loses their shit. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.600 They Internet blows up. All the English are saying, you're 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.360 terrible sports people. You know, you're a terrible and I 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.480 can't believe you do that. That's not in the you know, 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.800 that's not in the nice, nice spirit, the spirit of 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:08.040 the game. Run all this stuff. But then if you 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.040 look back, right, you look back, let's rewind a little bit. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.720 There was a moment the English tried the same shit, 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:17.200 just their wicket keeper or their wicket keeper couldn't hit 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:21.800 the wickets. Therefore, it's a bit rich the old palms 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:24.120 for saying that, you know, it's not in the spirit 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.640 of the game to do this. Whenever it's in the 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.840 rules of the game, you know what out Trench's spirit 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.600 rules that you make the old game boy. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.880 Which was very funny because all the old blocks up 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:37.800 in the long room are the guys that rot the 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:38.880 bloody rules match. 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:43.520 And they were livid. Ah, the fricking MCC of the 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.400 Lord z CS or whatever the LCC or the hell 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:49.600 you call them, the Old White Dude Club, they were pissed. 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:50.360 The folks. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.440 Huh, oh my gosh. I looked at the vision of that. 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.520 There was no diversity in that room whatsoever. 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:57.320 It was straight out of Game of Thrones, like the shame, 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:01.080 shame shit, and they were like cheets, cheats. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:04.800 Cheats, all ridiculous and it was I just couldn't believe it. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:06.240 And it's a whole bunch of people that I'm assuming 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.680 are probably named Arthur long Bottom of the Fourth or 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:10.840 some shit like that, you know, being all upset with 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:13.560 no hair and you know, just aging and just saggy 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:17.760 as fuck. And the Australians are walking up the stairs 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.320 and they've just got this cheeky smile on their face 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.640 because they know the whole place probably hates their guts 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.160 the moment for what they just did. And in their minds. 0:14:25.160 --> 0:14:27.840 They're probably going, well, you know, you kind of invented 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.200 this game, so you can be mad at us, but 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:33.640 you know we're following your rules, so get stuffed. 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:36.760 It was just so sweet, just the nectar of you know, 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:41.400 one day before they're saying, oh, it's not the rules, 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.760 it's not the rules. Then one day later it comes 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.880 back and bites them on their big old flappy ass. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.720 It was great to see they were chanting the whole time. 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:52.600 They were chanting after the game. They were booing the 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:56.920 players after the game and singing the same old chant, 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:00.680 same old as he's always cheating, Yes, the same old 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.280 as he's always winning. Mace two nil up in the series. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:06.920 I feel like we're going for a whitewash. Here, go 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:09.320 for the big old five nil take it. 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:13.200 Home Toosier in England. That's gotta hurt home field advantage. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:17.720 You've lost both both matches. Oh, that's gotta sting a 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:18.080 little bit. 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:20.000 Think they would be used to it though, because they 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.680 suck mas they so much. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.720 Well, that's about it. As an extensive cricket knowledge that 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.040 I know. Let's move into the football. 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.800 Right Thursday night, Brisbane via Richmond up at the Gabba, 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.720 one hundred and thirty four Brisbane put on the board, 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:36.240 which is you know, we saw some big scores this 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:40.600 weekend and some terrible footing. Now, Joey Danaher kicked five, 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:48.240 five goals sho I think is this baby shirt? But 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:52.000 Young one of his goals, Young from Richmond did his 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.680 best to like save the ball going through the goal line, 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:57.880 but unfortunately stopped the dead on the line and Joe 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:01.080 almost like waltzed in. Yeah, he just walked up and 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:03.640 was like, can I kick this goal? And then just 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:06.400 sock at it straight at the heads of the cheer squad. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.120 There were some people that just sell their life flashed 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.360 between their eyes or before their eyes, just like that 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:13.160 was a hell. It wasn't just like a chip shot. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:14.840 He launched that thing into the cheer squad. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.400 It was very interesting. But five goals for big Joey 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:20.280 d Richmond. You know a couple of excuses. They don't 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.800 have Dusty or pressed yat two important players to their team. Now, 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:25.760 I don't know if you have one of these players 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.840 that plays with out of mouthguard. And I'm not suggesting 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.360 that Charlie did. My god, you got to protect your teeth. 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:33.160 Twenty or so seconds into the game, Charlie comes in 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:36.480 off the line first center bounce and just smashes his 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:39.800 face into Trent Kotchin. I'm not sure if he's still 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.840 got all the teeth left inside his head, but it 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:42.760 didn't look very good. 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:44.920 He might just have his teeth fall out, and then 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:46.840 he just goes down to the rooms, I think after that, 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:49.080 and they're like, I'll just put the mouthguard back in. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.640 We'll fix this memby post game. I'm not really too sure. 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:53.680 That freaks me out when they're just like they stick 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.520 them back in. They're like, I don't know, we'll sus 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:57.480 it later, because well, yeah, I guess what are you 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:57.880 gonna do. 0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:59.800 There's nothing you can do. It's like, I mean, I 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:01.360 don't even know. I can you get your teeth put 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.440 back in? I'm I'm really too sure. But Brisbane does 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:05.520 get the win and get the massive win, and they're 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:07.800 a fortress up there. They don't lose up at the 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.640 gab but I'm telling you they're a good, good team. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:10.000 At home. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.000 It's starting to look scary and it's a good time 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:15.040 of the year to start ramping it up now. Unfortunate 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:19.240 news for Richmond. Short pulled up Short with a hamstring, 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:20.439 which you know. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:22.280 It's a long bombs from him soon. 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:25.000 Yeah, it's just a it's not looking good for like 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:27.159 they were. They were coming off a bit of momentum 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.399 and this kind of put a holt to it straight away. 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:33.360 So it was, yeah, it wasn't a great game for them, 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:35.840 but you know, hopefully they can come back, reset and 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.080 go again. Let's jump into the next one, and I 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:38.960 reckon this was. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:40.280 Your favorite, wasn't it. 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:43.080 This was one of the worst games that I've ever 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:47.800 witnessed with my eyeb games. It was so for the 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:51.280 expectation coming in both teams outside the eight trying to 0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:54.159 get in. It's a Grand Final ramatch match, you know, 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:56.879 all these things that just build it up to be 0:17:57.560 --> 0:18:00.399 what you expect as a good game, and wouldn't have 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:05.000 been any worse. Sydney really dominated throughout the whole game, 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:09.840