Speaker 1: Britt, Laura and Mitch here on the pickup thanks to
Speaker 1: Chemist Warehouse heading today great savings every day. As you
Speaker 1: guys know, I'm the youngest person to ever be on
Speaker 1: radio in the history of the world.
Speaker 2: I'm a gen z.
Speaker 3: I think that's a lie.
Speaker 1: I'm a gen z baby, and I love TikTok and
Speaker 1: I love to bring you up to speed with big
Speaker 1: trends that are on the top. But the newest trend
Speaker 1: I think identifies YouTube perfectly, and it's called girl math.
Speaker 4: I got a Starbucks today that was four and ninety
Speaker 4: anything undred five dollars. Feels like it's pretty much free.
Speaker 4: Cral math return something else Zara for fifty dollars. Bought
Speaker 4: something else that was one hundred dollars. It only costs
Speaker 4: me fifty dollars prol math true. Even like tickets that
Speaker 4: I buy months in advance, I show up to the
Speaker 4: concert and I'm like, this was like a free concert, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, this isn't good. Surely everyone just maths
Speaker 5: like this. Surely when you get a refund for something
Speaker 5: like if you've bought something online and then you return
Speaker 5: it because you spent that money ages ago, it's already
Speaker 5: come out of your account. It's kind of just free money.
Speaker 5: Spend it again totally, it doesn't go back in. It's
Speaker 5: just free for whatever use or whatever purpose you need.
Speaker 6: Girl.
Speaker 1: Math, If I pay for something with cash, oh, that
Speaker 1: was a free little gift. If i's a five dollar
Speaker 1: note for a coffee, that's a free coffee.
Speaker 3: How do you justify that?
Speaker 5: So how do you justify when you have physical, tangible
Speaker 5: money in your hands, because it literally never happens. Everyone
Speaker 5: pays for everything on their phones these days. How do
Speaker 5: you justify that that's not real money?
Speaker 6: Because I found that money, I not the same. I'll
Speaker 6: put my hand in the pocket. There's fifty dollars and
Speaker 6: I'm like, free money.
Speaker 2: It's free.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a fell from a tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: Is it a case though, where if it doesn't affect
Speaker 5: your banking, like if you go on too your internet
Speaker 5: banking and the numbers in your internet banking stay the same. Like,
Speaker 5: if that is static, that's the real money. So anything
Speaker 5: in addition to that is just it's play money.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: The other thing for me is what I do and
Speaker 6: this is so bad, but like when you buy something
Speaker 6: for fifty dollars, but then you can get two of
Speaker 6: them for ninety dollars. You're like, well, I'm going to
Speaker 6: get two because I'm saving money. Like, I'm going to
Speaker 6: break this down, do the math. I've actually saved money.
Speaker 2: In fact, you.
Speaker 3: Didn't need two of the same things, so you spent
Speaker 3: forty extra dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you made it. You got free postage, I'm sure,
Speaker 2: free shipping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you spend fifty dollars more to get the five
Speaker 3: dollars for shipping.
Speaker 2: Girl math.
Speaker 1: That's girl math thirteen six five. Why don't we try
Speaker 1: to implement some girl math? Hi Ella, what what purchase
Speaker 1: are you trying to justify?
Speaker 6: I've wanted an infrared sauna at the house, like purchase
Speaker 6: a large purchase of a sauna at my home for
Speaker 6: a long time.
Speaker 3: But the justification for me is you can't put a
Speaker 3: price sag on hell.
Speaker 4: First of all.
Speaker 6: Secondly, you're gonna be making money because you're not spending
Speaker 6: money going to the doctor when you get sick.
Speaker 2: We're going to do this, We'll do the girl math.
Speaker 5: I like, you're trying to justify it to us, so already,
Speaker 5: that's that's our job.
Speaker 3: How much you can buy it, you can buy it.
Speaker 2: How much is how much?
Speaker 4: Five grand?
Speaker 5: It's five grand?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a car. That's a second handcut.
Speaker 3: No, that is the best five green you're ever going
Speaker 3: to sell. I'm pro infrared sauna, so hear.
Speaker 2: Me out the math.
Speaker 3: First of all, you're gonna be saving time. Time. You
Speaker 3: can't put a number on time. You can't put a
Speaker 3: value on time.
Speaker 6: The time it takes to walk to the car, get
Speaker 6: in the cart, book an appointment at a sauna in town.
Speaker 6: You might hit traffic. You've wasted half an hour you
Speaker 6: get to the sauna. That's an hour you've got to
Speaker 6: wrap up.
Speaker 3: Pay. You've got a cost of paying.
Speaker 6: Got the time you just spend getting to the sauna,
Speaker 6: getting the car, drive back home. You're facing more traffic.
Speaker 6: This is extra time. By the time you get home.
Speaker 6: You have saved well, I can't tell you because there's
Speaker 6: no number on time, but you've saved a lot. Said that,
Speaker 6: you've saved a lot of money. It could have just
Speaker 6: been one day, but you've saved You have saved so
Speaker 6: much money because you can just walk into your backyard,
Speaker 6: jump in the sauna. I spend as much time if
Speaker 6: you want to get out and make a phone call,
Speaker 6: which is also time jump back in.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 2: Also, you're gonna sweat yourself out. You're going to be lighter.
Speaker 1: You're going to be lighter, meaning you can walk faster,
Speaker 1: which means you can get to place as quicker, which
Speaker 1: means you can make more money.
Speaker 5: There's so many health benefits to having a sauna, so
Speaker 5: you're gonna live longer and your other things put a
Speaker 5: price on that.
Speaker 6: You're going to save money on socializing because you're going
Speaker 6: to have sauna parties or your friends are going to
Speaker 6: want to come to your house for a sauna. So
Speaker 6: you're not going out for drinks, you're not going out
Speaker 6: for food, You're having a sauna party.
Speaker 3: Yes, just value that. We've just done it. You've just
Speaker 3: saved five grand.
Speaker 1: Yeah done, She's done it.
Speaker 5: I hope that nobody else calls us because this is
Speaker 5: a really irresponsible segment.
Speaker 3: Like I'm going to say this.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should buy the sauna. I think
Speaker 2: it's a terrible investment. Go ahead if you mask.
Speaker 6: I have a sauna in my basket at home. I've
Speaker 6: just got a pressent just like waiting for me to.
Speaker 5: I just don't put the what's it called the little
Speaker 5: vacuum thing on in the in the shower, and I
Speaker 5: just stand in there and heat it right up.
Speaker 2: Ma comes in and he's like, put the exhaust storm.
Speaker 3: We're getting mold vacuum things. Anyway, you don't need it.
Speaker 3: Don't do a girl math is stupid.
Speaker 1: Next week on the show, let's do girl math for
Speaker 1: mortgages and houses. That could be fun, but we all
Speaker 1: have to pay that regardless of girl math.
Speaker 2: All right. Next on the show, Laura, I had something.
Speaker 5: Wildly mortifying happened to me just yesterday. It happened in
Speaker 5: a group chat, and look, I'm looking forward to sharing
Speaker 5: this with you.
Speaker 2: It's truly mortifying. Okay, that's next on the Pickup