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Speaker 1: You boy, TOMSIBB.

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Speaker 2: New boy, it's me that's like five months. These tariffs

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Speaker 2: aren't just going to affect the movie business here, it'll

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Speaker 2: also stop the pipeline of US stars living here. Years ago,

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Speaker 2: Amanda used to be a part of the Matrix well,

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Speaker 2: living upstairs from actress carry Anne Moss, who at the

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Speaker 2: time was going out with Matrix co star Keanu Reeves.

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Speaker 3: Sean was a newborn baby. Carry Anne Moss from the

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Speaker 3: Matrix was living downstairs and she was having night shoots

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Speaker 3: all kinds of things. I was so anxious that I

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Speaker 3: had a crying baby, and I kept looking out to

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Speaker 3: see if Keanu would ever drop in. I went up

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Speaker 3: to visit my mum and dad with my newborn baby

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Speaker 3: and Harley phone and said, listen to this, and he

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Speaker 3: put the phone out the window and I heard happy birthday,

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Speaker 3: dear Kianu birthday part of him in the backyard.

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Speaker 4: And where are you Brisbane with your son, with your

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Speaker 4: mom son and my mom and my dad.

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Speaker 2: Rocker Ian Moss has declared no phones at his shows,

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Speaker 2: just experience the live performance and not through a smartphone lines.

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Speaker 2: This brought back memories from great concerts past.

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Speaker 1: Guns and rasores when they came to Australia in twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 1: I managed to get a seat right up the front,

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Speaker 1: like standing right up the front near the stage, and

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Speaker 1: my brother and I are there and we're just you know, we're.

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Speaker 3: Just enjoying the show.

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Speaker 1: And then we hear the start of Riffrath by Ac Disit,

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Speaker 1: and I said, and.

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Speaker 3: My Bras's going down the front to sketch you jo.

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Speaker 1: My brother says to me. He says, man, that's a

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Speaker 1: really good rendition of Riffrath. That sounds just like Angus Young.

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Speaker 1: And I said, because it is Effie Angus Young right

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Speaker 1: in front of us, playing with guns and roses, not

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Speaker 1: any school uniform.

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Speaker 4: It was a mufty day.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy has become the subject of a feminist website, getting

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Speaker 2: over half a million views, all because of this discussion

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Speaker 2: about Kale.

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Speaker 3: It's a hunt. Were the biggest buyers of kale not

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Speaker 3: to eat. They used it to decorate their salad bars.

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Speaker 3: It was garnished because it's so stiff and green, right,

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Speaker 3: it was just a garnish.

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Speaker 2: Fast forward exactly one month.

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Speaker 1: Did you know, fun fact, Kale was just meant to

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Speaker 1: be as a decoration.

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Speaker 3: You don't know where you heard that fun fact on

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Speaker 3: this very show when I told you that, thank you

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Speaker 3: Tom for appreciating my life.

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Speaker 1: Where did you say that?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you say?

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Speaker 3: I said exactly that you don't listen to a word

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Speaker 3: I say.

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Speaker 2: Then it kind of snowballed from there, with Kiwi comic

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Speaker 2: Guy Montgomery also dropping this mind blowing in for.

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Speaker 3: Hey, can I also say I came across on the

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Speaker 3: I was just reading the news this morning before.

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Speaker 1: The you know, we go on the call, and I

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Speaker 1: came across as fascinating tin bit of trivia.

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Speaker 2: Now do you know that the.

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Speaker 1: Vegetable kale is original used as dressing?

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Speaker 4: It wasn't even meant to be eaten the way we

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Speaker 4: eat it now?

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Speaker 1: Is it pizza? Where are you.

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Speaker 3: Getting this from?

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Speaker 2: Guy?

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Speaker 3: You are fascinating?

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Speaker 2: I'm blown why. Fellow comedian Ursula Carlson was also on,

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Speaker 2: not about kale, but her mum, who has early onset dementia,

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Speaker 2: which normally is not funny, but this story about her

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Speaker 2: painting classes.

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Speaker 4: At art classkers. Every art class they all drink the

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Speaker 4: paintwater because when they walk in, they each get a

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Speaker 4: cup of milo in a cup of water to clean

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Speaker 4: their brushes, and every week I try and tell the

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Speaker 4: lady Helen who runs it. I'm like, Helen, you got

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Speaker 4: to mix it up a bit vibes. I give them,

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Speaker 4: give them a little ice cream tub for them to

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Speaker 4: clean their brushes. Don't give them another cupta. It looks

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Speaker 4: like the other cover. And once she dipped the brush

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Speaker 4: in three times, you don't know which is minelan, which

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Speaker 4: is the paint water.

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Speaker 2: That's what mushroom woman did with the mushroom meals.

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Speaker 3: She had different plates, so there's no confusion.

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Speaker 2: Don't put the paint.

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Speaker 3: Water in you and every would be fascinating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 4: And so every week I say to mom, don't drink

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Speaker 4: the paint water. And then she loves and when she

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Speaker 4: comes out, I can see the paint pat Did you

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Speaker 4: drink it? She goes, I did, and I tried not to.

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Speaker 4: And aren't all smells like my life? Because she just

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Speaker 4: then she panics, so she dips that.

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Speaker 2: Brush and everything, and forget about who the new pope is,

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Speaker 2: what's he going to wear? There's two outfitters out there

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Speaker 2: fighting for the papal business. But hold the phone. Another

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Speaker 2: habit dasher has entered the fight.

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Speaker 1: How do they know what size the new pope will be.

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Speaker 1: They don't, so they hedge their bets with three options large, medium, Small.

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Speaker 4: It's a bit more complicated than that.

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Speaker 1: Whatever else the Pope needs, these two have it covered. Hats, robes,

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Speaker 1: even new start the tussle of the tailor's. It's almost

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Speaker 1: a metaphor for the conclave itself. Does the church stick

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Speaker 1: with tradition or try something new?

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Speaker 3: Try something new?

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Speaker 1: And I've heard they're going to try something new with

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Speaker 1: these guys.

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Speaker 4: Guys I have everything like essentral polos and teas.

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Speaker 3: Do you think they'll go high visual fleecy?

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Speaker 1: You say fleecy in Italian?

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Speaker 4: Ah, Felicaey.

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Speaker 2: This has been new boy Tom's jibber jabber