Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Patty, I'm going to play the show opener here, but
Speaker 2: in the meantime need you to help me out Jack's
Speaker 2: coming character. The last five minutes thinking I need to
Speaker 2: know who this is. It's a big day, so let's
Speaker 2: all just have a think. Well, I play the show
Speaker 2: open and work out who is come as today, because
Speaker 2: from show to show he will come as a character.
Speaker 3: Can't wait to find out who it is today?
Speaker 1: Show up every showtime?
Speaker 4: Who hates chocks for breakfast?
Speaker 5: Do you think it's the mind king that put the
Speaker 5: meek head on the map?
Speaker 3: Happen twim dim brush? Been lost?
Speaker 1: One O four by three?
Speaker 3: What to day? Good morning? O? What a look?
Speaker 4: I didn't know we were doing book week for work.
Speaker 6: Before we go any further, I have a guess.
Speaker 3: So today, obviously we're on the verge of history. Second week.
Speaker 2: The Matilda's are in fourteen hours time. So the idea
Speaker 2: was that we bring something it's hot, you know, more
Speaker 2: English than me, like Indiana, Joe.
Speaker 6: The idea is that we all bring in a piece
Speaker 6: of merchandise to get anointed by Caitlin, who's the big
Speaker 6: fan of she's.
Speaker 3: Got this Matilda scarf. Every time she's worn it, they've won.
Speaker 5: It's got superpowers.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The only time she didn't wear it watching the game
Speaker 2: was when they lost. So she's bring it in today
Speaker 2: late on this morning, we're going to she's going to
Speaker 2: conduct a ceremony. And you can hold up any item
Speaker 2: that you might have around you tonight, miss Stubby. Hold
Speaker 2: but something you'll be watching a game with that you
Speaker 2: can absorb some of the powers. So obviously you've had
Speaker 2: a look around your house. Yes, in the dress up box,
Speaker 2: roleplay game, in the bedroom.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't have any greenway.
Speaker 3: Where is that?
Speaker 2: In the history of Australia. That hat you're wearing is
Speaker 2: Indiana Johanes.
Speaker 3: No, no, do you say.
Speaker 7: Patsy, I'd say Blinky Bill Australian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am.
Speaker 4: I never put your your phone sign.
Speaker 5: I am an Australian drover.
Speaker 6: I am huge in Australia, huge jack off.
Speaker 5: I am an Australian out batsman.
Speaker 3: It's missing Barnaby Joyce. He's come as Barnabie Joyce.
Speaker 5: It's anything. It's a cowboy style hat, but for that.
Speaker 3: Not a cobra though.
Speaker 5: I don't have a cubra.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful felt for Dora.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, but it's not a nice tan brown were
Speaker 5: in the outbout.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry if you if we said you're on family fortunes,
Speaker 2: name one country this associated with Australia.
Speaker 3: Isn't in one hundred? You know, like someone has worked
Speaker 3: on like a shirt at home. Someone everyone's Scotland yard here,
Speaker 3: now come on homes.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Christian, but you've only really been in this country.
Speaker 5: I see this Australia.
Speaker 3: All we felt for Doras.
Speaker 4: You should have put some corks on it.
Speaker 3: Even then, it's a strange.
Speaker 2: Look, it's a strange that, like, why's that guy got
Speaker 2: a pimped taddy for door?
Speaker 3: His corks at the moment.
Speaker 5: Astralian, I'm an Australian.
Speaker 3: Wear something, then go I'm Australian. I'll give you a clue.
Speaker 2: This is I'm cutting it now. It looks like actually
Speaker 2: supporting the Lionesses. I rocked up at that. You go,
Speaker 2: he's a traitor. He's secretly supported the Lionesses. We're going
Speaker 2: to start the show again after this. Put the hat
Speaker 2: back on. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So the idea was that.
Speaker 2: I like what I'm talking about it in past ten
Speaker 2: It's like it's changed my feelings on it all. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: hang on to believe guys, Come on, ted La fu lasso.
Speaker 2: It's as hard when I'm in a studio opposite. Would
Speaker 2: he from a toy story put his string somebody?
Speaker 5: I'm an Australian stockman.
Speaker 3: Doubling down on it.
Speaker 2: We were supposed to all bring something in some sort
Speaker 2: of think if we couldn't find he official Matilda's merchandise,
Speaker 2: which is all Solda everywhere, some kind of Australiana item
Speaker 2: that you can bring to the show to have Maca's
Speaker 2: magical mystical Matilda's scarf touched on it to bless it
Speaker 2: for tonight's game. All right, so passive, what have you got,
Speaker 2: by the way.
Speaker 4: I've got a green windshooter on today? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: I'm actually Jack's made some effort. I mean it's a
Speaker 2: wrong country and content.
Speaker 5: That one you're wearing is your Australian gear.
Speaker 7: Well, you know what, I didn't get the brief yesterday.
Speaker 3: I've done this, we go.
Speaker 2: We don't like it when I didn't get the memo Hey,
Speaker 2: welcome to womanhood.
Speaker 7: I'm as stressed out mother because I've got an email
Speaker 7: from school five o'clock. All right, backstock Billy at five
Speaker 7: o'clock last night to say, hey, the kids are having
Speaker 7: a Matilda's Day, which is great today.
Speaker 3: Having a Cooper hat. You should have called Jack bring.
Speaker 7: The stuff, and we had no stuff. So you know
Speaker 7: what she's got. There was a beautiful big spread of
Speaker 7: one of the players in yesterday's Harold's Son, so I
Speaker 7: pinned that on the back of her sports.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I couldn't get a scar.
Speaker 2: Now you're getting call from one of the social services today.
Speaker 3: All is not well at home.
Speaker 5: I mean, I knew you love the Herald Sun.
Speaker 3: But I can bring it to the kids.
Speaker 4: That's all I could do. And we had some I
Speaker 4: got some green and yellow face.
Speaker 3: She has rights.
Speaker 7: That's the best I could do. So don't hang it
Speaker 7: on me about my green winter. I think I've done
Speaker 7: well just to getting it today.
Speaker 2: Do you know what if Ady's got a dress like that,
Speaker 2: Let's go let's have a look at the Herald Sun today.
Speaker 2: Patsy's retorn apart. Let's find an image that Patsy you
Speaker 2: can stable.
Speaker 3: So so.
Speaker 7: There's a sand curve face mask in it, so I'm
Speaker 7: going to grab that. How about I wear that all morning?
Speaker 2: So yesterday I thought I need to bring something in
Speaker 2: on the show. Okay, so I rang three rebel sports.
Speaker 2: They're completely there's nothing. Matilda the chance to one said
Speaker 2: oh no, hang on him. And then there's a lanyard, so.
Speaker 3: I can't get on my show where a lanyard?
Speaker 2: I got my security pass for you girls, So I thought,
Speaker 2: what is what can I bring into the show.
Speaker 3: I went to the Bolish and bought some VVB.
Speaker 5: We've all led down the MIDI orders.
Speaker 3: Come on, girls, I've got a six pack of VB
Speaker 3: and also Carton as well. So you know what's it
Speaker 3: called in the Catholic Church? Is it the Holy Water?
Speaker 3: This is it?
Speaker 2: Carton Draft and v B puts together it says Australia.
Speaker 3: Where did you get the hat from?
Speaker 5: That's my next this is my wife's hat. But I
Speaker 5: always thought the idea of it was I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Show you this is your wife's hat. Hat.
Speaker 6: I am trying to be Hugh Jackman from the movie
Speaker 6: Australia and that I'm holding.
Speaker 3: He played a lady in that.
Speaker 5: He played the traditional Australian. He's a cowboy, he's a drover. Actually,
Speaker 5: haven't seen Australia.
Speaker 3: This is a huge bombshell this Morning Team.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have this intuition that something's going to happen,
Speaker 2: and you decide, with that intuition that you've had many
Speaker 2: times before, to do absolutely nothing. You just do nothing,
Speaker 2: and I know, power over this fore warning, Why would
Speaker 2: I do anything with it? And then sometime down the
Speaker 2: line something bad will happen and you'll turn someone and
Speaker 2: go I knew that was going to happen a lot
Speaker 2: of times.
Speaker 3: I've done this and my wife go.
Speaker 2: On, didn't you bloody do a do something or tell
Speaker 2: another adult that might do something. This is your life now, yesterday.
Speaker 5: This one.
Speaker 6: You don't even need intuition for this is so obvious.
Speaker 6: So the back door of our house has a pane
Speaker 6: of glass in it, and every time I opened the
Speaker 6: back door, I realized that the glass came in line
Speaker 6: with the corner of a.
Speaker 5: Bench that's sitting there.
Speaker 6: Sharp edge, sharp edge, And every time I opened the door,
Speaker 6: I thought, you know what if I swung that just
Speaker 6: a bit too hard, that glass is obviously going to break.
Speaker 6: We've lived in that house now for six months, and
Speaker 6: every day I open the back door, I think should
Speaker 6: really move that bench.
Speaker 2: Every day you open that door is closer to you
Speaker 2: basically smashing it.
Speaker 5: And yesterday the day happened.
Speaker 3: Hard to see it under the hat, I guess with
Speaker 3: the brim of it.
Speaker 6: The glass is now broken, and there was no surprise.
Speaker 6: I opened the door too hard to let the dog in.
Speaker 6: The glass broke, and I thought, well, I've only got myself, So.
Speaker 2: What did you have to call it a glazier out
Speaker 2: of You just haven't done the thing we put the
Speaker 2: carbolled over, having put the car.
Speaker 6: Actually, as of yet, i've done nothing because it was
Speaker 6: last night, it's freezing.
Speaker 3: You've got a baby.
Speaker 6: It's done that thing where the glass is shattered into
Speaker 6: many pieces, but.
Speaker 3: It's a nice church stained glass.
Speaker 6: Stayed in the door, so it's it looks like the mess.
Speaker 5: So it's just all cracked. At the moment I might
Speaker 5: put some tape on.
Speaker 6: It, dangerous exactly, yes, yes, yes, and again yes I
Speaker 6: did think of that, but late last night I'm not
Speaker 6: going to go to the find the tape.
Speaker 2: Probably half three, and yet you just told me and
Speaker 2: were in your studio that this perhaps this morning he
Speaker 2: he had an hour long bath. Let me just repeat
Speaker 2: that this morning is half six this guy's so it's
Speaker 2: an hour's bath, naked, just wearing that hat.
Speaker 3: No time to tape up the window. Roman Leader in
Speaker 3: the times of Caligula. Maybe I woke.
Speaker 6: Up very early, maybe nervous about the Matilda's and I
Speaker 6: knew I couldn't get back to sleep, so I thought, well.
Speaker 3: Why not coming to work do some duties.
Speaker 6: I'd forgotten actually about the broken class. I couldn't you right,
Speaker 6: I couldn't used that time to tape up the glass.
Speaker 3: It's easy in hindsight, isn't it. Lying in there? And
Speaker 3: I look, sure it's bath.
Speaker 4: Incredible.
Speaker 3: I'd feel tired, feel good, very relaxed.
Speaker 2: All right, So well the lines are up now then
Speaker 2: eight Z of breakages, so beefer bench.
Speaker 5: I'll go, well, I broke the door, so let's go
Speaker 5: deep door.
Speaker 3: Def door, gotcha. It's because you relaxed. Nine four one.
Speaker 3: He could have gone be but he went d red
Speaker 3: PILLL blue pill nine trouble ahead. I'm predicting with you,
Speaker 3: my friend. I'd say, very co fair. The boysn't good you're.
Speaker 1: Listening to the Christian o'kyl show podcast.
Speaker 3: Name the avel Levine skater Boy.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and one.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say two thousand and four.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and two. Oh, you were enjoying here in
Speaker 2: the song again, it's now gonna be a musical. It
Speaker 2: is google it right now. I know you no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I bet you ten bucks. I bet you that beautiful
Speaker 2: Ladies for door hat you're rocking today.
Speaker 6: Skater Boy the musical and spelt it correctly. I'm not
Speaker 6: saying anything. It is, oh my god, no, working on
Speaker 6: a film adaptation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now they've upgraded from the musicool to movie.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a very Romeo and Jet story, isn't he It's
Speaker 2: a powerful story. It's about he's being regented because he's
Speaker 2: just a skater boy.
Speaker 3: She's a snob. Is this your story?
Speaker 5: And then you know why all the girls did?
Speaker 3: The girls judge you for being a skateboarder, Jack?
Speaker 5: You know what, the girls weren't interested in me?
Speaker 3: There you go, This is you, This is your power and.
Speaker 6: That's Bianca in a way. That's Bianca singing like, look
Speaker 6: what you missed out on?
Speaker 3: Girls?
Speaker 5: Said Jack's yes, thought.
Speaker 2: There was some story going on your head listening to
Speaker 2: that that hat the bath put it all together, skater boy.
Speaker 2: All right, so we're trying to go through the entire alphabet,
Speaker 2: each letter that something you've broken.
Speaker 3: So you've gone D for door. All right, let's go
Speaker 3: to lines right now nine four, one, four, one four three.
Speaker 3: What have you broken?
Speaker 2: And that you can give to our eight A z
Speaker 2: of breakages this morning on the show.
Speaker 3: Jerry, Good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I'm going Jerry. How do you feel about
Speaker 2: tonight's game, Big Matilda's win?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: Absolutely, I'm really pumped for it.
Speaker 3: Yep, awesome, All right, Jerry, what have you broken?
Speaker 10: W for wheelibin?
Speaker 3: How do you make a wheel bin? There's solid old things.
Speaker 10: Well, people, I used to live in the country and
Speaker 10: don't forgive me for that. And it was very common
Speaker 10: to put your wheely bin on the back of your
Speaker 10: car on the tow bar to drive it down the
Speaker 10: driveway for bin day. And yes, yeah, you know, if
Speaker 10: you've got a couple hundred meters of driveway, you're not
Speaker 10: wheeling that walking that thing down there on a gravel road.
Speaker 10: You pop it on the toe bar and you you
Speaker 10: you know, you get out at the end of the
Speaker 10: end of the driveway and you take it off. Well
Speaker 10: one time and I was on my l plates too,
Speaker 10: so I was only sixteen.
Speaker 3: We forgot about isn't it out of the country. Yeah,
Speaker 3: drag on the back of your car.
Speaker 10: I tailed it out of the out of the road,
Speaker 10: and a couple of hundred meters up the road, boom, crash,
Speaker 10: bang the wheels are popping off.
Speaker 6: And so you left your house.
Speaker 10: We left the house. We've left the driveway where the
Speaker 10: bin was meant to be left, and and then everything
Speaker 10: kind of exploded and wheels went flying everywhere, and had
Speaker 10: we had to call up the council and explain why
Speaker 10: willy bin had no wheel and did they.
Speaker 3: Go yes, because you live out in country, you.
Speaker 2: Folk do out there smash up but lovely SETTI bins
Speaker 2: country tough.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 6: Will I've tried to do that with a Willy bin
Speaker 6: in the city before. No, we missed binnight in my
Speaker 6: first sharehouse I lived in, we missed big night. And
Speaker 6: we tried to take it over to the next suburb
Speaker 6: where the bins were going to go. But so I
Speaker 6: hung my hand out the passenger door while my cousin
Speaker 6: was driving and my hold the wheely bins?
Speaker 3: Well, what could possibly go? Were you in clotheslineing kids?
Speaker 5: We only had to go a few blocks and then
Speaker 5: leave it there, and then the next day we came
Speaker 5: and picked up the empty bin.
Speaker 2: That's actually a really good idea and did you must
Speaker 2: have good control over the bend with just one of you.
Speaker 5: Would be surprised how much you can get into a rhythm.
Speaker 3: We got up to forty k what like kind of
Speaker 3: modern chow stick with the pin? All right? Nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three? What have you got
Speaker 3: for eights of the breakages? Adam? Good morning, Hey you
Speaker 3: are I'm good Adam, Welcome to the show. What did
Speaker 3: you break? I broke it?
Speaker 11: PAFA truck?
Speaker 3: How do you break a truck?
Speaker 11: Oh? I was doing deliveries and then I am Chuck
Speaker 11: started playing apps if I'll pull over to the side
Speaker 11: of the road and pought, oh yeah, I'll get underneath
Speaker 11: that tree branch and getting that didn't judge it too
Speaker 11: well and smashed the slide of the pancake in and
Speaker 11: nearly ripped the back doors.
Speaker 2: Jack in passy not the old pan pack. That almost
Speaker 2: happened to me the old pam pack almost got stoved in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's when I'm driving the truck. I'm always like,
Speaker 6: just protect the pan pack, protect p for pan patch.
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Speaker 3: What have You Broken? What have you got? For our
Speaker 3: eight z of breakages this morning on nine four one
Speaker 3: four one o four three Pats you ever broken anything?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I dropped that hearts.
Speaker 7: I dropped that magnificent slow cook of it one remembers
Speaker 7: ago in the show.
Speaker 4: I was lifting it onto the bed.
Speaker 3: Fragile those things, aren't they It's a solid thing.
Speaker 4: Goes into a million pieces.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I had a beautiful lamb roast for dinner in there
Speaker 7: and couldn't have it because there's bits of yr What
Speaker 7: was it that gird?
Speaker 3: Or did christal on purpose? It greased the floor? My god?
Speaker 3: What she made now for me? Oh my god, she's
Speaker 3: been foraging. Okay, let's go to.
Speaker 12: Morning Christian. I got for mobile phone?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how did you break your mobile?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Funny story. You said it on my ball While I
Speaker 12: was replacing my break front break and went to test
Speaker 12: the brakes. After I furnished, accelerated up the road and
Speaker 12: pushed hard on the brakes obviously, phone gone flying, forgotten
Speaker 12: that it was there, accelerated again, just the breaks in
Speaker 12: and I drove back packed the car, went to get
Speaker 12: my phone and remembered where I'd left it, and oh no,
Speaker 12: and I didn't think that, But I can't say what
Speaker 12: I thought.
Speaker 2: And it's the equivalent of the kid dropping the ice
Speaker 2: cream for grown up as us breaking our own the phone,
Speaker 2: isn't it. It's like your life as you know it
Speaker 2: is over. It's like an oxygen suppieliners right now, how I.
Speaker 3: Exist in the world. I'm free floating here that space
Speaker 3: movie with Cloney and Monoch. Robert's a nightmare. Rob, thank
Speaker 3: you very much? She called, Yeah, Rob, thank you very much.
Speaker 12: You call no my pleasure.
Speaker 3: And you know what was nice there about Rob?
Speaker 2: He said, he's a He's got a funny story for us.
Speaker 2: Rob's worked it out. After five years. I know what
Speaker 2: those guys are looking for each morning.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: It's actually a funny story, not an anecdote such, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a funny one.
Speaker 3: He's worked it out.
Speaker 5: And it's good to know what you're in for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 5: I want Rob just starting the STU.
Speaker 3: I want to know what feeling we're going to feel beforehand.
Speaker 3: I like it. Let's keep it going, Dona.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you going.
Speaker 3: I'm good. Don a great name as well.
Speaker 9: Thank you I have.
Speaker 3: Oh what kind of story is this, Dona? What kind
Speaker 3: of story is sad?
Speaker 9: No, well, it's a funny one. I had sea for chandelier, sandelah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So this was back in the eighties when I was
Speaker 9: a kid and my mum had this beautiful chandelier in
Speaker 9: our laund room and was a prize and joy. And
Speaker 9: I was in there with my yo yo. I used to,
Speaker 9: you know, play with my yo yo, we know, and
Speaker 9: I used to do around the world, you know, with
Speaker 9: the yeah. And she used to tell me over and
Speaker 9: over do not play with that yo yo in that room.
Speaker 9: And of course I didn't listen to ever listen to her.
Speaker 9: So I was in there practicing my around the world
Speaker 9: and I smashed the chandelier into a million people.
Speaker 3: What was the yo yo yo yo versus shanda there?
Speaker 9: Yeah? And but what was even worse is underneath the
Speaker 9: chandali on the on the on the floor of the
Speaker 9: laund room was a very long, fluffy beige rug.
Speaker 3: All all the thousand pieces were buried, and I went into.
Speaker 9: The rug, a little shards everywhere. So the chandelier had
Speaker 9: to go, the rug had to go. Everything had to
Speaker 9: get thrown out. And I back, of course in the
Speaker 9: eighties with it.
Speaker 2: That was in the eighties, just bundled out into a skin,
Speaker 2: rolled out and the rug giving bad. The rug you
Speaker 2: can all go to hell.
Speaker 9: Yeah, everything had to go. And she's never never forgiven
Speaker 9: me for its forgiving quite enjoy and I think she
Speaker 9: actually liked the rug better than the chandelier, say more
Speaker 9: than you. But of course the rug you couldn't vacuum
Speaker 9: it out because it was so it was that big
Speaker 9: shag parle rug.
Speaker 11: Eighties.
Speaker 9: Yeah, a lot of our.
Speaker 3: Parents in the eighties and nineties had that one. The
Speaker 3: good room didn't. They had had these slidey doors, and
Speaker 3: it was like, don't go in there. Okay, we're going
Speaker 3: out for covers, do not go in that. The good room.
Speaker 3: It was I don't know who might be coming round.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have. A local priest came round
Speaker 3: and he was allowed to go in to the good room,
Speaker 3: and it was other doors that would open up. Nice
Speaker 3: furniture in the good room. Everything's pos.
Speaker 9: We had a neighbor that used to cover a land
Speaker 9: room in plastic because you.
Speaker 2: Were Yes, the holy Grail, the good room. Done a
Speaker 2: great story. Thank you very much to give us a call.
Speaker 9: That's okay, no problem, Thank you. You have a good day.
Speaker 9: Thanks you too.
Speaker 11: Bye.
Speaker 3: David's good morning. I'm good David. So what have you
Speaker 3: got for our eights of breakages? What did you break
Speaker 3: for house? We're really going out through the gears now, chandelaine,
Speaker 3: Now to a house? How do you break a house?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 14: I was born in holes. An escalator, A bit hit
Speaker 14: a rock and the boom punched to the left and
Speaker 14: put the end of the boom through the brick wall
Speaker 14: of the garage. But when we went around to look
Speaker 14: what we'd done, it taken out the main pillar that
Speaker 14: was holding up the steel girder for the second story.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 14: So it was an interesting day.
Speaker 3: How do you mend a house is broken? I don't
Speaker 3: know where it too big? He always forgot running away?
Speaker 3: Isn't that take off?
Speaker 14: What did you do exactly? You can't take this off
Speaker 14: and escavator and drive off and forget about it.
Speaker 6: Now, getaway vehicles. I can see him down the end
Speaker 6: of my street.
Speaker 3: He's just turning the OJS an excavator to.
Speaker 14: Get down the road. There was the same builder, by
Speaker 14: chance with the jouble wrong. He was building the house
Speaker 14: next door. And I made a really grouse phone call
Speaker 14: telling him what I did, and we had to get
Speaker 14: acro pops and prop the beam up and then the brick.
Speaker 14: You had to come back and smash the wall down
Speaker 14: and rebuild it.
Speaker 3: So were you working on that house or it was
Speaker 3: your house?
Speaker 14: I was working on the house next door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to put this together. Somehow we did.
Speaker 14: We smashed the house next door, but it was for
Speaker 14: the house next door was being built by the same builder.
Speaker 3: What a story this is someone else, David, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much the story mate, have a good day. Thank
Speaker 3: you by if David turns up at your house.
Speaker 1: Run look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: The Historic Saturday Night and the amazing scenes from the Matildas.
Speaker 2: You can't help me have to hear goosebumps. We just
Speaker 2: hear the journey so far and then yeah, thirteen hours time,
Speaker 2: there are the semi finals of the Women's World Cup
Speaker 2: right here in Australian. Our producer Caitlin who's kind of
Speaker 2: been like our mascot on this making sense of it
Speaker 2: all already I can see tears and those beautiful big eyes.
Speaker 2: You've got your Matilda scarf. Tell us about the power
Speaker 2: of the scarf. By the way, this scarf means goals.
Speaker 7: The history of the scarf.
Speaker 8: I bought it.
Speaker 3: It unleashes angels, lift of football and throw it in
Speaker 3: the back of a net.
Speaker 15: So I bought it against the French when we had
Speaker 15: the friendly couple of four weeks ago.
Speaker 1: They won that one neil. Then I wore it again
Speaker 1: for the first.
Speaker 3: Game they won.
Speaker 15: Then I didn't wear it against who Nigeria and we lost,
Speaker 15: and then I've worn it ever since. And look at
Speaker 15: where we are semi finals.
Speaker 3: Look at where we are.
Speaker 2: That is fact, that is science right there for us.
Speaker 2: The power of the scarf speaks for itself. So Caanaan
Speaker 2: has kindly agreed to come in today with the scarf
Speaker 2: and bless whatever item or whatever thing that you can
Speaker 2: hold up to. However you listen to the radio show
Speaker 2: right whether you listen to it on a radio and
Speaker 2: it's got speakers, or it's your phone and you're streaming
Speaker 2: the show, get something that you're going to have on
Speaker 2: you or around you tonight to be blessed. She can
Speaker 2: transfer the power of the Scarf through the Majesty in
Speaker 2: the match radio airwaves to whatever you hold up to it.
Speaker 2: At seven twenty eight, this is going to be happening. Okay,
Speaker 2: We're going to tear a wormhole in the universe.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Forgot to tell you actually got the memo I forgot
Speaker 2: to put in the clock today on the email we
Speaker 2: sent out last night with what's on the run.
Speaker 3: Order, Yeah, put it down. It's only they have one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: Okay, So as a wormhole being torn the then we're
Speaker 2: patch it all back up and it's all going to
Speaker 2: be fine for the rest of your day today. But
Speaker 2: have a think about the next ten or fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Get something that you can hold up to the radio
Speaker 2: at seven twenty eight when that wormhole opens up, and
Speaker 2: Caitlin will perform a blessing as sacred ritual to transfer
Speaker 2: the powers of the Mighty.
Speaker 3: Scarf, which means goals. It will mean goals.
Speaker 2: It will mean that you're going to be doing your
Speaker 2: bit on the couches wherever you're watching the game.
Speaker 3: Today. Jackie bought in a lady's for Dora hat.
Speaker 5: You've bought in an Australian drover's hat.
Speaker 3: Okay, so let's back on again. Woody's here to wish
Speaker 3: the material as well.
Speaker 5: The spirit of outback Australia is here you.
Speaker 2: Now look because you're wearing it onto your headphones. You
Speaker 2: look like a hipster who's going to try and sound
Speaker 2: me some gear.
Speaker 6: No, this is very regional Australia. I'm from the outback.
Speaker 6: I'm moving cattle around from went station to the next.
Speaker 6: And when this is the power of this hat gets
Speaker 6: the power of the scarf. Matill's it coming dinss one goal,
Speaker 6: two goal, three goals four, anything is possible.
Speaker 2: I uh, yesterday around three different rebel sports to see
Speaker 2: what Matilda's much they have. They're all completely sold out
Speaker 2: as of last week, which is amazing. So I thought
Speaker 2: I need to bring in something classic the Australians. I
Speaker 2: went to a thirsty camera drive through. I've got six
Speaker 2: back of VB, six back of com The guy goes to.
Speaker 3: Me, get ready for the game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, twelve those overst half.
Speaker 3: Patsy, you've come dressed as it's unclear.
Speaker 7: No, don't don't start with this again. I've got a
Speaker 7: green wind shitter on. But look, here's the Sam Curve face.
Speaker 3: From ninety five. She's body popping and breaking.
Speaker 5: You look like the Green Power Ranger.
Speaker 4: Actually a lot of the Mighty Power Ranges.
Speaker 3: As a kid, given what's he going to do with
Speaker 3: the Matilda.
Speaker 4: I'm giving them power now.
Speaker 7: Look, I've got my Sam Curve face mask from today's
Speaker 7: Harold Son Parents. If you get the paper delivered, there
Speaker 7: is a Sam Curve face mask. There will be thousands
Speaker 7: of today. I think it's brilliant. Later, cut it out
Speaker 7: and you hold it over your face like Sam Curb
Speaker 7: and Champion.
Speaker 3: Much a lecture, kind of silence of the goals vibe
Speaker 3: about it. Anyway, what we're saying is, go and grab something.
Speaker 3: We've just grabbed.
Speaker 11: Doc.
Speaker 2: Clearly, whatever we in the last twenty four hours, let
Speaker 2: us know what you're going to be getting blessed. Okay
Speaker 2: nine four one four one o four three. And if
Speaker 2: you have any items like Katelin and the scarf, do
Speaker 2: you think how supernatural powers? It might be something you
Speaker 2: take to you at your footy team games. Let us know,
Speaker 2: but get something for it's seven to twenty eight when
Speaker 2: that wormhole gets opened.
Speaker 16: Up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, So gather something that you can hold up
Speaker 2: to the speakers. Whatever you listen to the radio on
Speaker 2: whenever you listen to us on right now. Something that
Speaker 2: you're going to have around you tonight when the Matildas
Speaker 2: are an action at the World Cup semi finals against
Speaker 2: the Lionesses tonight. Now the people that take part unless
Speaker 2: you call in now, let us know what item you
Speaker 2: can gather quickly nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: We have one hundred dollars vouchers. I think that take
Speaker 2: away drivers Uber Eats delivery drivers tonight are going to
Speaker 2: be very, very very busy. There's about twenty of us
Speaker 2: all meeting up tonight around a friend's house and we're
Speaker 2: getting a takeaway at half six before and having it
Speaker 2: a food.
Speaker 3: And they're watching Kickoff at eight o'clock. I cannot wait
Speaker 3: for tonight. Can't comes soon enough.
Speaker 2: So we have a couple of one hundred dollars Uber
Speaker 2: Eats vouchers to pay for your takeout tonight. All we
Speaker 2: need to do then is get an item, anything that
Speaker 2: will be blessed. At seven twenty eighth this morning, when
Speaker 2: we open up the wormhole. Now later on this morning
Speaker 2: during the school run, we want kids to call us
Speaker 2: up and leave their good luck messages to the matildas
Speaker 2: because they're the generation are also being inspired right now.
Speaker 2: Like Aiden here, who's eight, listen to the Aidan here
Speaker 2: also listened to his sister in the background, who's going off,
Speaker 2: just simply screaming as Aidan is a young eight year old,
Speaker 2: all passion, all heart.
Speaker 17: Good job, Matures, you've You've done a great job of
Speaker 17: getting through to the semi finals. And I was so
Speaker 17: happy that I almost cried.
Speaker 9: It was so it was.
Speaker 13: It was actually unbelievable and I knew you could do it.
Speaker 3: Good luck, you can do it.
Speaker 5: Keep your focus, keep your focus, eye on the ball.
Speaker 13: And the penalty shootout was amazing.
Speaker 2: Some of our breaks in a six old they kid
Speaker 2: bouncing about you Jack and then a grown up Patsy
Speaker 2: coming in to try and make sense of it all.
Speaker 3: Aiden. We love that his little sister Joe just jumping
Speaker 3: up and down. Sound this is asta.
Speaker 13: I'm master, and I love the little started off when
Speaker 13: everyone was in the gig. And I love the Midels
Speaker 13: so much. I've made so many posters of you. You
Speaker 13: are the best We all love you guy, the Matilda.
Speaker 3: I love those breathy little voice when your kids are
Speaker 3: young as you are. The posters used to make as well. Asta.
Speaker 2: That's great, it's going to make a difference tonight. Thank
Speaker 2: you for doing that. This is Clancy, who's fifteen. I
Speaker 2: think we've got a future manager.
Speaker 17: Here go Matilda's wishing the best of life. We all
Speaker 17: know you have what it takes to go through. Just
Speaker 17: enjoy the moment and play your best football as I
Speaker 17: want to say special message to Kyra Coooney Cross who
Speaker 17: are one speed in a push up comp back in
Speaker 17: twenty eighteen. Still waiting for the rematch, but in the meantime,
Speaker 17: screw goals. We all know you are very deserving of it.
Speaker 17: Proud of you and good luck Matilda's. We know you're
Speaker 17: going to smash it. From Clancy, I like that.
Speaker 2: You know we've had a man explaining boys playing beat
Speaker 2: you in a push up competition anyway, good.
Speaker 3: Luck all right? So care really? What items are you
Speaker 3: going to hold up to you?
Speaker 2: Blessed by macas and magical mystical scarf that always produces goals.
Speaker 1: You're listening to The Christian Kyle's Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast wormhole has already opened up. Guys, Okay, so what
Speaker 2: we're about to doing is very powerful. Please don't be
Speaker 2: operating heavy machinery as sure anywhere near the show right now.
Speaker 2: If you've got any pets or I think, maybe put
Speaker 2: them in another room. What're about to do then, is Caitlin,
Speaker 2: our producer, has got a very powerful, supernatural, mystical Matilda's scarf. Macca,
Speaker 2: give us the hit rate of this scarf. It is undeniable,
Speaker 2: it has never not hit. It's as reliable as Mary Kerr.
Speaker 2: And you can have the power of this scarf transferred
Speaker 2: right now, okay to your whatever you're going to hold up. Jordan,
Speaker 2: all he's got right now is his banana he was
Speaker 2: going to have for breakfast. He's now going to sacrifice
Speaker 2: that banana to be blessed right now. So Jordan, when
Speaker 2: you watch again tonight, you wave that banana up in
Speaker 2: the air, it will be a magical, mystical banana. Steve's
Speaker 2: got his cart and blue stubby holder, and Marie has
Speaker 2: got her Adida's trainers that she's holding up to speakers
Speaker 2: of her car radio. Right now, make sure you're not
Speaker 2: accelerating your breaking when you're holding those sneakers up please.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Maca, are you ready?
Speaker 15: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Jack, You're ready with your hat to get blessed.
Speaker 5: I'm ready with my Australian hat to get the powers.
Speaker 2: I've got my cans of VBT blessed the Holy water.
Speaker 2: They'll be supping tonight, Patsy.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've got my Sam Kirk face mask. Fantastic.
Speaker 3: All right, Katline. Now are you ready with your magical
Speaker 3: mystical scarf?
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 15: So I'm lifting up the scarf right now.
Speaker 3: She's holding it to is It is helpfully so to
Speaker 3: hear that that's in the scarf. That's the sound of
Speaker 3: the scarf. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 15: I Producer Caitlin, the owner of the most powerful scarf
Speaker 15: in all of Australian's soccer history, grant the listeners of
Speaker 15: the Christian O'Connell show, whom have lifted their items to
Speaker 15: the speakers of their radios or iPhones, some but not all,
Speaker 15: of the powers of the supernatural sk A powerful transmission
Speaker 15: and blessing is about to happen via the wonders of
Speaker 15: the radio waves and the undeniable, unbeatable power of my scarf.
Speaker 15: The powers I am sharing are for the betterment of
Speaker 15: the mighty Matildas to prevail inglorious victory against England tonight,
Speaker 15: for the Matildas to write their names once more in
Speaker 15: history and in our hearts in the World Cup Final.
Speaker 15: I hereby invest the powers of the supernatural Scarf, solemnly,
Speaker 15: freely and upon my honor. Let the magic be transferred.
Speaker 5: Right now.
Speaker 15: By the power of the Scarf and the mighty Matildas.
Speaker 4: You now have the power some of it.
Speaker 15: Please use this wisely for good not evil. Tonight our
Speaker 15: sacred items will transmit semi final.
Speaker 5: Winning powers to the girls.
Speaker 4: Glory to the Matudas.
Speaker 1: Glory, yes, eat to the Lionesses.
Speaker 15: Yeah, Matildas.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian I held up my seventeen year old dog, Robbie.
Speaker 2: I've met Robbie, remember, after.
Speaker 5: The Robbie writes in his own solar Yes.
Speaker 3: You didn't meet Robbie because you left me there meeting
Speaker 3: Robbie and their owner left me hanging. I went, oh, Jack,
Speaker 3: where's he gone? Where is he? He's my that's left
Speaker 3: me here chatting to Catherine and Robbie. That little naughty
Speaker 3: dog in that trolleys.
Speaker 2: Lord, Yeah, Christian, you cannot drink those blessed VB cans.
Speaker 3: You've just had a blessed I won't be drinking them.
Speaker 2: You'll be draining the power out of the blessings and
Speaker 2: weakening our great Mathildas. Unless you're a Trojan hoss and
Speaker 2: this is your plan. No, please come on, best, stop
Speaker 2: off and get some more unblessed beers for consumption. Also,
Speaker 2: don't put those blessing ones in the fridge. You could
Speaker 2: chill the power of the mighty maca Matilda scarf.
Speaker 5: Do not drink the power.
Speaker 2: Save those blessed beers for the ultimate celebration comes Sunday
Speaker 2: evening when we lift the World Cup.
Speaker 3: Dave Strong words well said.
Speaker 2: Now, I wonder how many mums and dads right now
Speaker 2: are looking at their kids and their scored polled the
Speaker 2: trick yesterday where they suddenly realized, oh my god, it's tomorrow,
Speaker 2: this historic semi find the Matilda's. We need to send
Speaker 2: an email to or the parents say yeah, you need
Speaker 2: to come up with some Matilda Go Matilda's outfit with
Speaker 2: an hour's notice.
Speaker 3: This is Paul Patsy, this is you. Yesterday, they have.
Speaker 7: Five o'clock last night they sprung it honest, which I
Speaker 7: think is fantastic. It'll be just such a great atmosphere
Speaker 7: at school today. The kids will have a fantastic day.
Speaker 2: But that left me with your daughter is wearing just
Speaker 2: a staple picture of the Matilda's pull out that was
Speaker 2: in yesterday's newspaper.
Speaker 4: Best I could do? Had no yellow making to lunch.
Speaker 5: It will just fall off the back, so you don't
Speaker 5: even they don't even pin to a.
Speaker 7: Yellow shit it is you have safety pinned at Jack
Speaker 7: right across the back like a Superman cape.
Speaker 3: Well he didn't have it pinned on by his mum,
Speaker 3: did he? Mama kent, Marie kent. Safety pins. I reckon
Speaker 3: Still safety pins.
Speaker 5: I tell you don't fly too would come off.
Speaker 4: It'll be lucky to have made the bus stop.
Speaker 3: Can runners beib you know a fun run? A five k?
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 5: Still? Has she left or is there still time to
Speaker 5: save her from.
Speaker 4: Them on the way to the bus stop?
Speaker 8: Right now?
Speaker 5: There's still time to unpin the newspaper?
Speaker 3: Or do you feel a out this?
Speaker 7: She's she's going through a stage where she thinks that
Speaker 7: I'm a bit of a dog.
Speaker 4: So she saw it and she goes dorkarma.
Speaker 9: Mom.
Speaker 4: It's like, well, I've got no other suggestion.
Speaker 3: Someone someone says, do coma. There's actually nothing. It's the
Speaker 3: strongest heckle there is every comedian director, someone.
Speaker 2: Yelling out in the darkness door Coroma. All right, so
Speaker 2: today we want to know every mom and dad had
Speaker 2: to do something like this. We just have to make
Speaker 2: do with some I wouldn't call that an outfit.
Speaker 5: It's not really costume, but it's not as.
Speaker 3: From the new.
Speaker 5: When I was in school, I had Honestly, my mom
Speaker 5: was very creative.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your mom would have done high level production.
Speaker 6: She would have got the husk Vanna out when for
Speaker 6: book Week one year, I was the troll who lived
Speaker 6: under the bridge for the Billy Goats graph and I
Speaker 6: had it.
Speaker 5: I was a troll and I had the bridge on
Speaker 5: my head with the goats walking.
Speaker 3: That's increded.
Speaker 5: Another year as a jellyfish, I was a dragon one year.
Speaker 3: You should give your mum's phone number two old or coma.
Speaker 3: I need it, all right?
Speaker 2: So what did what outfit did you get thrown together
Speaker 2: by your mum and dade. We're calling this I blame
Speaker 2: the parents.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast I.
Speaker 3: Blame the parents. What Maine do outfit?
Speaker 2: Did mom and dad have to put together for you
Speaker 2: to dress up for some theme at school? Christian would
Speaker 2: like Patsy's daughter. We were told yesterday evening that they
Speaker 2: were doing some Matilda's stress up day. Today we've made
Speaker 2: no effort the school colors of green and gold, so
Speaker 2: she can go on a nor one outfit.
Speaker 3: I love it well played.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what the reasoning was behind it, Christian,
Speaker 2: but for one book week I went in as a
Speaker 2: medieval themed menu board.
Speaker 3: What is that? It's just sharkouji board, isn't it. It
Speaker 3: was left over from a.
Speaker 6: Party of the weekend streams of a family who doesn't
Speaker 6: anything the menus.
Speaker 2: We struggled one day, Christian to put together an outfit
Speaker 2: in the evening, so we just put my son in
Speaker 2: a large cardboard box and said he was a wall.
Speaker 3: He won first place. How bad were the others? He
Speaker 3: was up against the kid who was the medieval menu
Speaker 3: bought in wanting to finish. These are great recording.
Speaker 2: I blame the parents those shonky outfits that you, mumadad
Speaker 2: had to knock together at the last minute to send
Speaker 2: him to school.
Speaker 3: In Tresh, good morning, Good morning, Trish. So what was
Speaker 3: the shonky outfit for you?
Speaker 9: Dad? Send me to.
Speaker 8: School and then he was gradeful as the hunchback of
Speaker 8: Notre Dame.
Speaker 3: And what was the outfit?
Speaker 8: I think it was just a black I don't know,
Speaker 8: bag or something. But his big his big finish was
Speaker 8: to go to the meets department and get an actual
Speaker 8: pig's eye to stick onto an ipach.
Speaker 5: Oh so you were a pig side of school?
Speaker 8: Yep, for I perch rocking up. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Thanks dead tell you what I mean. He went to
Speaker 3: effort to do that. We don't like the execution, but
Speaker 3: I appreciate the in the effort.
Speaker 8: I think it was I think it was already did.
Speaker 8: But yeah, there was no no worried about that as.
Speaker 3: You hopefully hopefully just ripped it out or something.
Speaker 9: I'm not quiet.
Speaker 3: Quote the story all.
Speaker 2: Right there, Trish, Thank you very much, Thank you, Thank you,
Speaker 2: uh and John half of everyone listening, thank you, Trish.
Speaker 3: Pigs eye pigs on a piece of stream, was it
Speaker 3: or pigs lovely?
Speaker 4: How did he get it on this super close?
Speaker 6: I wanted to ask, but that I didn't actually questions,
Speaker 6: but I don't think it's fair.
Speaker 3: Everyone listening right now?
Speaker 2: Hello school run just throwing up Alie, Good morning, I'm
Speaker 2: good Alie. So what was the shonky outfit mom and
Speaker 2: dad put you in?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 10: Look, I would say the proper grade one.
Speaker 9: And my mom lifted a bit to organize bookballt so
Speaker 9: she sent me to schools the enormous turnips.
Speaker 10: So she cut out two big bits.
Speaker 9: Of cardboard like a sandwich board sort of set up.
Speaker 8: And tied at the top with strings, and cut the
Speaker 8: bottom out of a green pair of tights and.
Speaker 11: Stuck it on my head.
Speaker 3: And it's actually actual of cruelty, wasn't it back in
Speaker 3: the day, what our parents did to us. That is shocking. Alie,
Speaker 3: thank you very much the story. Have a great day, mate.
Speaker 3: Let's good to Wendy. Now, good morning, Wendy Mining Christian.
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Wendy, Welcome to the show. So let's go
Speaker 2: back to school. What was the outfit mam and dad
Speaker 2: put you in?
Speaker 8: Ah, well, I don't know. In her wisdom, my mum,
Speaker 8: we had a fancy dress dance or something like that
Speaker 8: of about ten.
Speaker 9: She dressed me is as a bright green Winfield Green's
Speaker 9: tartan of thumb cigarette.
Speaker 3: How this went under? It was a different time. A
Speaker 3: pack of cigarette. Starting young is say.
Speaker 9: To lay down in the back of the car because
Speaker 9: I couldn't that cigarette?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, don't damage the ash. Well, you are
Speaker 2: a corner of the week. We love stories about cigarettes
Speaker 2: for kids. Why don't you just want that? Really was
Speaker 2: a great story, Wendy. You just want our instant color.
Speaker 2: You just want one thousand dollars? Mate, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Wendy. You only wait to work right now. You're doing
Speaker 3: the school right you're in.
Speaker 8: I'm like a home.
Speaker 11: I think.
Speaker 5: A thousand dollars isn't really quick money?
Speaker 3: Money up? Jack over there, Sally the common man. Thanks, thanks,
Speaker 3: going to get my bath out in the morning. I
Speaker 3: actually just crap it out a thousand bucks, hey, Jack,
Speaker 3: not too yeah, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, it must be nice, must be congratulations, it's
Speaker 2: walking around money for the Thank you, Merce Barry Final
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Speaker 3: Thanks your story, see thank you. You have a word
Speaker 3: with yourself.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Do your bet cheering the Matilda's on right now. They're
Speaker 3: are the semi finals, they are a game away from
Speaker 3: the World Cup Finals. Destiny is calling them nine four
Speaker 3: one four one O four three. Do your bet on
Speaker 3: the school run kids, Minni Matilda's fans and cheer them
Speaker 3: on for grabs to your family one hundred dollars Uber
Speaker 3: Eats Voucher's takeaway on us tonight.
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one O four three. Ronan's up first,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Ronan, Good morning, good morning, Ronan. So have
Speaker 2: you enjoyed the Matilda's game so far?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's full of all that joy there, Roan and Ronan,
Speaker 2: what's your what's your message for the girls tonight?
Speaker 11: But childrens get a lot of goals and win the
Speaker 11: World Cup for Australia. Where behind you go Matilda's.
Speaker 3: Love its punches strong, Ronan.
Speaker 2: You just want your family a hundred dollar Uber Eats
Speaker 2: Voucher're well done, Thank you, Thank you in no way
Speaker 2: coerce by mum or Dad.
Speaker 3: We fancy a takeaway tonight paid for by us? Dan,
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 5: Is it going to be one after the other?
Speaker 3: Dan, Dan Dan, haven't the girls done so well so far?
Speaker 3: The Matilda's Yeah, they're doing really wow.
Speaker 10: I just hope they win the World Cup for a
Speaker 10: public hold.
Speaker 2: That public holiday riding on it. The steaks are high
Speaker 2: for all of us. You fancy a day of school?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right now we're talking? Yeah? All right, Dan, what's your
Speaker 3: good luck message for the Matildas tonight?
Speaker 16: Good luck Matildas. We're all behind you.
Speaker 8: Go Matildas.
Speaker 3: Dan, you can have a one hundred dollars. It's not
Speaker 3: just for you, it's the whole family. It's not a
Speaker 3: hundred dollars worth of food for you, Dan, But Dan,
Speaker 3: you want your family one hundred dollars Uber Eats voucher.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite? What's your favorite takeaway? What do you
Speaker 2: like Betty Burger's?
Speaker 17: Nah?
Speaker 8: Probably chicken.
Speaker 3: Oh we can do with the other ninety eight. It's
Speaker 3: one chicken, love it?
Speaker 8: Dan?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, Dan, enjoy the game tonight. Let's go
Speaker 3: to uh two and two? So far, won't you druck
Speaker 3: another one? Abby? Come morning? Try every day? Good intentions? Abby? Hi,
Speaker 3: this is more like it, Abby. Abby. I bet you're
Speaker 3: so excited about tonight, aren't you.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's your favorite Matilda's player? Okay, do you think
Speaker 2: she's going to score a goal tonight?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon she's going to score ten goals.
Speaker 13: That's a lot.
Speaker 2: Your expectation has grown up. I reckon she's going to
Speaker 2: score two goals. Yeah, yeah, we can get behind that one. Now, Abby,
Speaker 2: you're live on the radio, and why don't you say
Speaker 2: a good luck mess is then to all them playing tonight,
Speaker 2: taken on England.
Speaker 3: What do you want to say if you.
Speaker 8: Win the girl signal?
Speaker 16: I'll play soccer wow.
Speaker 3: Matilda's. Yeah. Now, Abby, you've lovely messages there.
Speaker 2: You've won your family a hundred dollars Hubris of our
Speaker 2: for everyone in the family.
Speaker 3: Thank you, my pleasure. All right, have a good at school. Ah,
Speaker 3: you don't have a grand final anyway. Uh here we
Speaker 3: got here. Raleigh, Good morning, Raleigh.
Speaker 8: Oh, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Oh, good morning Christian, Raleigh, Raleigh Roley. That is a
Speaker 2: nice name, Raleigh. Oh thanks, yeah, nice sir, Walter Raleigh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of kind of whatever, mate, all right, just
Speaker 3: give me the voucher.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Raleigh was set to the chase ROLEI this is not
Speaker 2: going out. He's chuckling Raleigh and again for the fifth time. Raleigh, Riley,
Speaker 2: what's your good luck mass for the Matildas?
Speaker 9: Good luck mantiters is quick?
Speaker 10: Best luck on the game tonight. We love you and
Speaker 10: Australia has your back.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great one, Riley, we love that. Okay, buddy,
Speaker 2: you've got the one hundred dollars Uber Eats voucher.
Speaker 3: Thank you, that's it. What's your favorite to take you
Speaker 3: away to? Get? Rileyg what do you go for?
Speaker 12: I like ike miss some caf Yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Riley, enjoy the game tonight and the CAFC.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Emma now, good morning Emma.
Speaker 16: Hey, guys, how are you going?
Speaker 3: This is clearly not a child or the school run,
Speaker 3: but doesn't matter.
Speaker 16: No, no, I'm ringing on behalf of my two kids.
Speaker 16: I just dropped them off its of course you.
Speaker 3: Are yeah number half your start.
Speaker 16: There are no kids, right, nice thirteen year old wants
Speaker 16: to say to the girls. She wants to say to
Speaker 16: twenty three of the most inspiring young women, thank you
Speaker 16: for inspiring young and old girls older girls to play soccer.
Speaker 16: We're all behind you, and come on, Mary Fowler, let's
Speaker 16: score those four goals you didn't score the other night.
Speaker 2: Yes, sometime that we need the grown ups sit this
Speaker 2: one our kids. Emma, this is how you do it, kids.
Speaker 2: This is what we're talking about. Shaming all the kids
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: Ruin it? Uh, Emma, well done, you have and generally
Speaker 3: deserved the one hundred dollar breaks fashion. Thank god for.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We always love getting your emails on the show. We
Speaker 2: have a dedicated home for them. We call it Lates
Speaker 2: the Party. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 3: Do date you light.
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 2: Quite a few emails. But our special guest on the
Speaker 2: show yesterday there was the Prime Minister and uh, I
Speaker 2: think Patsy summed up eloquently.
Speaker 3: Actually on our Instagram she had a lovely photo of
Speaker 3: the PM here in the studio and she said, it's
Speaker 3: really sort of marked. I was like Martin Luther King
Speaker 3: it was big wig in dar Big House. Wow?
Speaker 13: That really.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't actually typed down d A.
Speaker 3: Big wig in And that's how I write my Yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, emails coming in, quite a few of them
Speaker 2: about the big Wig in the Big House yesterday, otherwise
Speaker 2: known as a Prime Minister.
Speaker 3: Christian had the PM on the show have a solution to.
Speaker 2: His problem with the macas drive through. Yeah, we asked
Speaker 2: him a lot of questions from you guys. He's a
Speaker 2: random question. One that was about there was a lot
Speaker 2: of talk about. They had a lot to say about this.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it had been a source of contention
Speaker 2: with him and his security team. One of you want
Speaker 2: to know, if the PM goes to Maca's drive through,
Speaker 2: what's his order?
Speaker 3: He said, Then a real problem because obviously I think
Speaker 3: he called it c one the Prime Minister of the
Speaker 3: car that's bombproof and bulletproof. The windows don't go down.
Speaker 5: It's not even an option.
Speaker 2: No, So they have trouble with him wanting to go
Speaker 2: to a Maca's drive through. What happens if they park
Speaker 2: up and then he walks in, which creates a lot
Speaker 2: of problems. Chris, I'm guessing his armored vehicle stool has
Speaker 2: a trunk or boot?
Speaker 3: Question mark? Could the PM hide in the back? The
Speaker 3: driver's positions the calm so the boot is adjacent to
Speaker 3: the ordering speaker, Hey, presto sugurity. Driver flips the boot,
Speaker 3: keeps it open as he then drives along going around
Speaker 3: the collecting the order a bit like a prime ministereal
Speaker 3: Jack in the box. If you are Christian karenics have
Speaker 3: actually a very good idea.
Speaker 5: He doesn't even have to pop it the whole way.
Speaker 6: If he wants to stay in conspicuous, he can just
Speaker 6: pop it a little bit and then whisper through give
Speaker 6: me mc chicken or whatever he wants. Yeah, and then
Speaker 6: only pop it while they chuck the food in the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: This email here comes from another.
Speaker 2: One of the questions that you had from for the
Speaker 2: du big Wig in will Counts yesterday was if he
Speaker 2: goes to the zoo, the Prime Minister go to the
Speaker 2: zoo or animals, is to go and say hello Foo
Speaker 2: first meacats. Yes, he was all over those mea cats.
Speaker 2: He had a lot to say about the meer cats.
Speaker 3: Christian. Have you well?
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Speaker 3: Why don't you come along.
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Speaker 5: But what do we get to do with the mewcacs?
Speaker 3: Hey, you have an encounter.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means as far as like
Speaker 2: a newspaper headline with so much bad's gone wrong with
Speaker 2: the celebrity getting a bit handsy with.
Speaker 3: The mean chaunter.
Speaker 5: Christian, I've got on no longer on radio.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Christian no connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Today's time Waster. Who are you are? You're you're YOI.
Speaker 2: You need to know I'm cheering on the matildas some
Speaker 2: so I told my mum this yesterday. I was skyping
Speaker 2: my mum yesterday and she said, who You're going to
Speaker 2: be cheering? And I said, I'm going for the matildas.
Speaker 2: It then went real quiet, real quick, and you know
Speaker 2: how your parents disapproval, even as a grown up is
Speaker 2: a hard thing.
Speaker 3: It went deadly quiet, and then my Mum went, what do.
Speaker 13: You do that for?
Speaker 3: I was like, Mama, unconditional love. I didn't know there
Speaker 3: was teas and seas. I find out at the age
Speaker 3: of fifty there's real teas and seas with you love
Speaker 3: for your side. You don't know what these people are
Speaker 3: like your mama. They've got me by the Shawn Curlies.
Speaker 3: I mean the cross says here mom, Oh, Mama, don't
Speaker 3: do me like this. Mama ain't Mama O Sea is
Speaker 3: not happy.
Speaker 2: I've had, guys, I've had DM messages after the video
Speaker 2: on Monday from when I said I'm going for the
Speaker 2: materials and why.
Speaker 3: From English people that used to listen to me. I'm
Speaker 3: using the past tense because they made it very clear
Speaker 3: I'm not welcome back in my motherland and they won't
Speaker 3: be listening to show anymore. I'm an exile. I've been
Speaker 3: I like Prince Harry, I'm going to I have to
Speaker 3: go to Canada next.
Speaker 5: Guys, you lose either way tonight, I think, no, we don't.
Speaker 2: Because the materials and then we come to this is
Speaker 2: unnecessary and I actually that's cruel. So over the last
Speaker 2: couple of games, all chuckles. I went in hard to
Speaker 2: France on Friday harder than a lot of people on text.
Speaker 2: We were asking you to predict the headlines for what
Speaker 2: there would be Sunday morning on the front page when
Speaker 2: the Matildas beat the French.
Speaker 3: Now I went in hard against those froggies. Today's one.
Speaker 2: Obviously, I'm not expecting that you're gonna send funny ones
Speaker 2: about the Lioness's. So it leads me to be in
Speaker 2: a real odd situation where I'm gonna be reading out
Speaker 2: borderline abusive, vaguely racist, senophobic headlines about my motherland inga
Speaker 2: But that is what we are doing. That is what
Speaker 2: I'm asking you. Predict the headlines because the Matildas are
Speaker 2: going to win tonight, They're going to the final.
Speaker 3: The dream will continue.
Speaker 2: Predict their headlines tomorrow for the Matilda's beating England.
Speaker 3: This is really hard for me to do. Guys. This
Speaker 3: actually almost feel like I need to sit this out,
Speaker 3: recuse myself, read.
Speaker 5: Them out, don't play on the fence. You're gonna you
Speaker 5: gotta choose as all.
Speaker 3: Right, Tom's headlines, what are they gonna say?
Speaker 2: Rexit wounds, Matildas go hunting and tame, the Lionesses Silver
Speaker 2: and Nightmare on Coronation Streets.
Speaker 5: Silver plus.
Speaker 3: That's it from for Denmark.
Speaker 5: You kept reading ten in a row.
Speaker 3: You didn't hit you Friday. You didn't hear the France ones.
Speaker 2: I'm supporting the Matildas. I cannot turn on Queen and Country,
Speaker 2: Kingdom Country, All right, Jae, what have you got?
Speaker 5: English tears fall into their warm beers as Lionesses bow out.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah silver.
Speaker 5: Big Ben chimes full time on England's World Cup dreams.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah silver.
Speaker 6: And then if Sam Kerr should score the winning gold night,
Speaker 6: we all hope that she scores curb blimey England.
Speaker 2: That is gold lame, but I'll give it gold curb blimey,
Speaker 2: or it's curtains for England.
Speaker 3: That's gold plus. That's very good. That's dear will standard.
Speaker 3: All right, So what have you got? Then? Headlines for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: When the Matildas beat the Lionesses text them in four
Speaker 2: seventy five three one oh four three.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, mom up.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're asking to predict the headlines tomorrow when Matilda's send
Speaker 2: England the Lioness's home. All right, let me do irreversible
Speaker 2: damage and read these abusive headlines out Okay, Jackie ready, Tomark,
Speaker 2: let's go banged and mashed.
Speaker 3: It's curtains for the England Army.
Speaker 6: Great, except you use my curtains so you shouldn't have
Speaker 6: lifted that. Otherwise, Bangda mash was perfect, gold.
Speaker 3: Amy, well done. Matilda's raw as they tame Lioness's Silva
Speaker 3: Tilly Tilly Tilly Go Go Go.
Speaker 5: Caa bit basic bronze shinjya.
Speaker 3: I like that Lioness is more by the Pride of Australia,
Speaker 3: you know, like a lion pride. What that Gold, Mike,
Speaker 3: that's very good.
Speaker 2: Marauling Matilda's leave, Lioness's licking wounds, Andy Gold kelp beat
Speaker 2: the Corgi. Oh, very smart. Tracy Swan seems like a
Speaker 2: case of not so great Britain. He blows up Palace.
Speaker 3: Gold. What on, Chris? Very funny? The Lioness is downtown
Speaker 3: shabby Silver plus.
Speaker 2: Poms so sorry as a triple by Gorri Gold Mandalai
Speaker 2: custom furniture. Piers Morgan cries after another ossy team clogs
Speaker 2: the poms Gold.
Speaker 3: That's funny, stupid.
Speaker 2: Very good Lionesses are Fleet Street meets after Matilda's defeat.
Speaker 3: Fleet Street, the big where the whole street wheel the
Speaker 3: newspapers used to.
Speaker 5: Be, but didn't he that's where the barber.
Speaker 3: I don't need to get to side.
Speaker 5: He made the humans into met Silver.
Speaker 2: Mary Fowlers, Mary fouls Up, England's ho for World Cup victory,
Speaker 2: Silba Crumpets named Grumpets as Lioness's limp home Gold Elliott,
Speaker 2: that's very funny at Temerity Digital.
Speaker 3: Oh the Temerity. Hi oh now that's part of the headline.
Speaker 3: That's just a hello to me. Sorry, Hi, isn't a
Speaker 3: very good one. That's a friendly one with a friendly mine.
Speaker 9: Hi.
Speaker 2: Everyone, Matilda's advance Australia Fair, Silba, the Perfect storm.
Speaker 3: Gold, move over England. We're gonna call Spain some pain.
Speaker 5: That's more of a dig in Spain. Yeah, Bronze.
Speaker 2: All right, So who is best in show? Who gets
Speaker 2: the deal? Marty for three months for their office.
Speaker 5: I really liked a lot of those. I liked Kelpie
Speaker 5: beat the Corgy, but I'm going to give it to
Speaker 5: Elliott for Crumpets to Grumpets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very very good.
Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.