WEBVTT - FULL: Not Great Britain 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.280 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:06.360 Patty, I'm going to play the show opener here, but 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:08.719 in the meantime need you to help me out Jack's 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:12.520 coming character. The last five minutes thinking I need to 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:15.440 know who this is. It's a big day, so let's 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:17.040 all just have a think. Well, I play the show 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:19.760 open and work out who is come as today, because 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:22.120 from show to show he will come as a character. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:23.919 Can't wait to find out who it is today? 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:26.520 Show up every showtime? 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:35.760 Who hates chocks for breakfast? 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.239 Do you think it's the mind king that put the 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:39.080 meek head on the map? 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:42.440 Happen twim dim brush? Been lost? 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:45.080 One O four by three? 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:51.360 What to day? Good morning? O? What a look? 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.000 I didn't know we were doing book week for work. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:01:00.000 Before we go any further, I have a guess. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:03.400 So today, obviously we're on the verge of history. Second week. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:07.039 The Matilda's are in fourteen hours time. So the idea 0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:10.520 was that we bring something it's hot, you know, more 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.360 English than me, like Indiana, Joe. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.320 The idea is that we all bring in a piece 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.680 of merchandise to get anointed by Caitlin, who's the big 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:20.440 fan of she's. 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.840 Got this Matilda scarf. Every time she's worn it, they've won. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:23.919 It's got superpowers. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:24.160 Yeah. 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.400 The only time she didn't wear it watching the game 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:29.039 was when they lost. So she's bring it in today 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:30.480 late on this morning, we're going to she's going to 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:32.959 conduct a ceremony. And you can hold up any item 0:01:33.000 --> 0:01:35.680 that you might have around you tonight, miss Stubby. Hold 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.800 but something you'll be watching a game with that you 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.920 can absorb some of the powers. So obviously you've had 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:42.959 a look around your house. Yes, in the dress up box, 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:45.240 roleplay game, in the bedroom. 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:45.800 I don't know. 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:48.720 I don't have any greenway. 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:49.200 Where is that? 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:52.800 In the history of Australia. That hat you're wearing is 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:54.440 Indiana Johanes. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:55.880 No, no, do you say. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:59.280 Patsy, I'd say Blinky Bill Australian. 0:01:59.360 --> 0:01:59.800 Yeah, I am. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:01.840 I never put your your phone sign. 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:03.480 I am an Australian drover. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:07.640 I am huge in Australia, huge jack off. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:11.680 I am an Australian out batsman. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.919 It's missing Barnaby Joyce. He's come as Barnabie Joyce. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:19.760 It's anything. It's a cowboy style hat, but for that. 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:23.000 Not a cobra though. 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:24.000 I don't have a cubra. 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:25.960 It's a beautiful felt for Dora. 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:30.760 Yes, yeah, but it's not a nice tan brown were 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:31.360 in the outbout. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:33.919 I'm sorry if you if we said you're on family fortunes, 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.320 name one country this associated with Australia. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:40.800 Isn't in one hundred? You know, like someone has worked 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.760 on like a shirt at home. Someone everyone's Scotland yard here, 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:44.720 now come on homes. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.679 I'm sorry, Christian, but you've only really been in this country. 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:51.920 I see this Australia. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.520 All we felt for Doras. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:58.840 You should have put some corks on it. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:00.680 Even then, it's a strange. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.840 Look, it's a strange that, like, why's that guy got 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:04.839 a pimped taddy for door? 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:06.640 His corks at the moment. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:11.240 Astralian, I'm an Australian. 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:14.440 Wear something, then go I'm Australian. I'll give you a clue. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:20.040 This is I'm cutting it now. It looks like actually 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:24.200 supporting the Lionesses. I rocked up at that. You go, 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:27.880 he's a traitor. He's secretly supported the Lionesses. We're going 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:29.600 to start the show again after this. Put the hat 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:30.679 back on. It's amazing. 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.600 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:35.600 So the idea was that. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.000 I like what I'm talking about it in past ten 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:42.320 It's like it's changed my feelings on it all. No, no, no, 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:45.080 hang on to believe guys, Come on, ted La fu lasso. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.880 It's as hard when I'm in a studio opposite. Would 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.760 he from a toy story put his string somebody? 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.040 I'm an Australian stockman. 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:56.280 Doubling down on it. 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:59.240 We were supposed to all bring something in some sort 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:02.440 of think if we couldn't find he official Matilda's merchandise, 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:06.160 which is all Solda everywhere, some kind of Australiana item 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.760 that you can bring to the show to have Maca's 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:12.840 magical mystical Matilda's scarf touched on it to bless it 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.400 for tonight's game. All right, so passive, what have you got, 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:15.960 by the way. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.480 I've got a green windshooter on today? What's wrong with that? 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:23.039 I'm actually Jack's made some effort. I mean it's a 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:24.080 wrong country and content. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.640 That one you're wearing is your Australian gear. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:31.840 Well, you know what, I didn't get the brief yesterday. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:33.120 I've done this, we go. 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.560 We don't like it when I didn't get the memo Hey, 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.080 welcome to womanhood. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.839 I'm as stressed out mother because I've got an email 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:44.400 from school five o'clock. All right, backstock Billy at five 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.440 o'clock last night to say, hey, the kids are having 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.320 a Matilda's Day, which is great today. 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.760 Having a Cooper hat. You should have called Jack bring. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.200 The stuff, and we had no stuff. So you know 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:55.200 what she's got. There was a beautiful big spread of 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.800 one of the players in yesterday's Harold's Son, so I 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.440 pinned that on the back of her sports. 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.400 Oh no, I couldn't get a scar. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.760 Now you're getting call from one of the social services today. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:10.680 All is not well at home. 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:12.719 I mean, I knew you love the Herald Sun. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.520 But I can bring it to the kids. 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.599 That's all I could do. And we had some I 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:19.320 got some green and yellow face. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:20.960 She has rights. 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.560 That's the best I could do. So don't hang it 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.680 on me about my green winter. I think I've done 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:26.880 well just to getting it today. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.520 Do you know what if Ady's got a dress like that, 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:30.240 Let's go let's have a look at the Herald Sun today. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:33.080 Patsy's retorn apart. Let's find an image that Patsy you 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:33.799 can stable. 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:34.200 So so. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.400 There's a sand curve face mask in it, so I'm 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:41.040 going to grab that. How about I wear that all morning? 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.120 So yesterday I thought I need to bring something in 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:46.400 on the show. Okay, so I rang three rebel sports. 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:50.640 They're completely there's nothing. Matilda the chance to one said 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:53.640 oh no, hang on him. And then there's a lanyard, so. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.680 I can't get on my show where a lanyard? 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:01.120 I got my security pass for you girls, So I thought, 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.480 what is what can I bring into the show. 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:07.720 I went to the Bolish and bought some VVB. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.320 We've all led down the MIDI orders. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.440 Come on, girls, I've got a six pack of VB 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:21.200 and also Carton as well. So you know what's it 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:23.920 called in the Catholic Church? Is it the Holy Water? 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:25.240 This is it? 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:29.120 Carton Draft and v B puts together it says Australia. 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:30.800 Where did you get the hat from? 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.440 That's my next this is my wife's hat. But I 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.479 always thought the idea of it was I'm going to. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.760 Show you this is your wife's hat. Hat. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.440 I am trying to be Hugh Jackman from the movie 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:43.919 Australia and that I'm holding. 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:45.200 He played a lady in that. 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:54.400 He played the traditional Australian. He's a cowboy, he's a drover. Actually, 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.240 haven't seen Australia. 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.039 This is a huge bombshell this Morning Team. 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:05.240 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:09.640 Sometimes you have this intuition that something's going to happen, 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.760 and you decide, with that intuition that you've had many 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:16.080 times before, to do absolutely nothing. You just do nothing, 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:19.240 and I know, power over this fore warning, Why would 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.520 I do anything with it? And then sometime down the 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.520 line something bad will happen and you'll turn someone and 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:25.440 go I knew that was going to happen a lot 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:25.720 of times. 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:26.680 I've done this and my wife go. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.600 On, didn't you bloody do a do something or tell 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:33.520 another adult that might do something. This is your life now, yesterday. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:33.520 This one. 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.400 You don't even need intuition for this is so obvious. 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.880 So the back door of our house has a pane 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.000 of glass in it, and every time I opened the 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.680 back door, I realized that the glass came in line 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:44.680 with the corner of a. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:45.760 Bench that's sitting there. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.320 Sharp edge, sharp edge, And every time I opened the door, 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:49.840 I thought, you know what if I swung that just 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:52.720 a bit too hard, that glass is obviously going to break. 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.000 We've lived in that house now for six months, and 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.480 every day I open the back door, I think should 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:58.559 really move that bench. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.920 Every day you open that door is closer to you 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:02.520 basically smashing it. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:04.800 And yesterday the day happened. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:06.840 Hard to see it under the hat, I guess with 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:07.760 the brim of it. 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:11.360 The glass is now broken, and there was no surprise. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:13.920 I opened the door too hard to let the dog in. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:19.000 The glass broke, and I thought, well, I've only got myself, So. 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:20.440 What did you have to call it a glazier out 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:21.800 of You just haven't done the thing we put the 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.320 carbolled over, having put the car. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.320 Actually, as of yet, i've done nothing because it was 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:32.120 last night, it's freezing. 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:31.080 You've got a baby. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.559 It's done that thing where the glass is shattered into 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:34.760 many pieces, but. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.480 It's a nice church stained glass. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:42.679 Stayed in the door, so it's it looks like the mess. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.439 So it's just all cracked. At the moment I might 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:46.240 put some tape on. 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:54.880 It, dangerous exactly, yes, yes, yes, and again yes I 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:56.760 did think of that, but late last night I'm not 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:58.640 going to go to the find the tape. 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:01.959 Probably half three, and yet you just told me and 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.800 were in your studio that this perhaps this morning he 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.520 he had an hour long bath. Let me just repeat 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:11.760 that this morning is half six this guy's so it's 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.840 an hour's bath, naked, just wearing that hat. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:20.040 No time to tape up the window. Roman Leader in 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.280 the times of Caligula. Maybe I woke. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.800 Up very early, maybe nervous about the Matilda's and I 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.200 knew I couldn't get back to sleep, so I thought, well. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:31.000 Why not coming to work do some duties. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.680 I'd forgotten actually about the broken class. I couldn't you right, 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:35.680 I couldn't used that time to tape up the glass. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.439 It's easy in hindsight, isn't it. Lying in there? And 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:39.560 I look, sure it's bath. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:40.880 Incredible. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:46.520 I'd feel tired, feel good, very relaxed. 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:49.120 All right, So well the lines are up now then 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.959 eight Z of breakages, so beefer bench. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.200 I'll go, well, I broke the door, so let's go 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:54.800 deep door. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.960 Def door, gotcha. It's because you relaxed. Nine four one. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:01.120 He could have gone be but he went d red 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:05.160 PILLL blue pill nine trouble ahead. I'm predicting with you, 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:12.160 my friend. I'd say, very co fair. The boysn't good you're. 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:15.280 Listening to the Christian o'kyl show podcast. 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:18.040 Name the avel Levine skater Boy. 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:19.400 Two thousand and one. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.560 I'm going to say two thousand and four. 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:26.400 Two thousand and two. Oh, you were enjoying here in 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:31.840 the song again, it's now gonna be a musical. It 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.880 is google it right now. I know you no, no, no, 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.960 I bet you ten bucks. I bet you that beautiful 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:38.760 Ladies for door hat you're rocking today. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:46.000 Skater Boy the musical and spelt it correctly. I'm not 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:49.080 saying anything. It is, oh my god, no, working on 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:50.200 a film adaptation. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.320 Yeah, now they've upgraded from the musicool to movie. 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:53.040 Yeah. 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.319 It's a very Romeo and Jet story, isn't he It's 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.920 a powerful story. It's about he's being regented because he's 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:58.760 just a skater boy. 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.920 She's a snob. Is this your story? 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.160 And then you know why all the girls did? 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.200 The girls judge you for being a skateboarder, Jack? 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.160 You know what, the girls weren't interested in me? 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:10.000 There you go, This is you, This is your power and. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.760 That's Bianca in a way. That's Bianca singing like, look 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:13.640 what you missed out on? 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:13.960 Girls? 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:15.200 Said Jack's yes, thought. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.240 There was some story going on your head listening to 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:20.120 that that hat the bath put it all together, skater boy. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:22.960 All right, so we're trying to go through the entire alphabet, 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.600 each letter that something you've broken. 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:28.480 So you've gone D for door. All right, let's go 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:31.200 to lines right now nine four, one, four, one four three. 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:32.240 What have you broken? 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.040 And that you can give to our eight A z 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.400 of breakages this morning on the show. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:37.960 Jerry, Good morning. 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:39.319 Good morning, Christian. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.680 Hey guys, I'm going Jerry. How do you feel about 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:43.199 tonight's game, Big Matilda's win? 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:44.439 Oh? 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:46.280 Absolutely, I'm really pumped for it. 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.760 Yep, awesome, All right, Jerry, what have you broken? 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:51.280 W for wheelibin? 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:54.200 How do you make a wheel bin? There's solid old things. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.079 Well, people, I used to live in the country and 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:00.360 don't forgive me for that. And it was very common 0:12:00.400 --> 0:12:02.680 to put your wheely bin on the back of your 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:05.520 car on the tow bar to drive it down the 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:10.280 driveway for bin day. And yes, yeah, you know, if 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:12.560 you've got a couple hundred meters of driveway, you're not 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:15.199 wheeling that walking that thing down there on a gravel road. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.240 You pop it on the toe bar and you you 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.559 you know, you get out at the end of the 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.480 end of the driveway and you take it off. Well 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.800 one time and I was on my l plates too, 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:27.160 so I was only sixteen. 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:31.200 We forgot about isn't it out of the country. Yeah, 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:33.160 drag on the back of your car. 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.200 I tailed it out of the out of the road, 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:40.280 and a couple of hundred meters up the road, boom, crash, 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:42.120 bang the wheels are popping off. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.760 And so you left your house. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:49.400 We left the house. We've left the driveway where the 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:54.720 bin was meant to be left, and and then everything 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:58.640 kind of exploded and wheels went flying everywhere, and had 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.600 we had to call up the council and explain why 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.000 willy bin had no wheel and did they. 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:08.280 Go yes, because you live out in country, you. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:14.000 Folk do out there smash up but lovely SETTI bins 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:14.720 country tough. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:16.360 That's it. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:21.200 Will I've tried to do that with a Willy bin 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:24.839 in the city before. No, we missed binnight in my 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.079 first sharehouse I lived in, we missed big night. And 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:30.199 we tried to take it over to the next suburb 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:33.520 where the bins were going to go. But so I 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.880 hung my hand out the passenger door while my cousin 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:40.000 was driving and my hold the wheely bins? 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.640 Well, what could possibly go? Were you in clotheslineing kids? 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.480 We only had to go a few blocks and then 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:47.960 leave it there, and then the next day we came 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:48.959 and picked up the empty bin. 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.400 That's actually a really good idea and did you must 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:53.320 have good control over the bend with just one of you. 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.480 Would be surprised how much you can get into a rhythm. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.280 We got up to forty k what like kind of 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.959 modern chow stick with the pin? All right? Nine four 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.360 one four one oh four three? What have you got 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.679 for eights of the breakages? Adam? Good morning, Hey you 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.920 are I'm good Adam, Welcome to the show. What did 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:12.520 you break? I broke it? 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:13.400 PAFA truck? 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:14.760 How do you break a truck? 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:18.439 Oh? I was doing deliveries and then I am Chuck 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.880 started playing apps if I'll pull over to the side 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.440 of the road and pought, oh yeah, I'll get underneath 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:26.360 that tree branch and getting that didn't judge it too 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.520 well and smashed the slide of the pancake in and 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:30.040 nearly ripped the back doors. 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.880 Jack in passy not the old pan pack. That almost 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.360 happened to me the old pam pack almost got stoved in. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:39.160 Yeah, and that's when I'm driving the truck. I'm always like, 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:43.760 just protect the pan pack, protect p for pan patch. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:47.280 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.120 What have You Broken? What have you got? For our 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:52.080 eight z of breakages this morning on nine four one 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.560 four one o four three Pats you ever broken anything? 0:14:54.720 --> 0:14:54.840 Oh? 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:56.280 Yeah, I dropped that hearts. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:01.960 I dropped that magnificent slow cook of it one remembers 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:02.800 ago in the show. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:04.600 I was lifting it onto the bed. 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:07.120 Fragile those things, aren't they It's a solid thing. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.520 Goes into a million pieces. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:09.920 Yeah. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.880 I had a beautiful lamb roast for dinner in there 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.600 and couldn't have it because there's bits of yr What 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:16.280 was it that gird? 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:21.680 Or did christal on purpose? It greased the floor? My god? 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:25.760 What she made now for me? Oh my god, she's 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:29.400 been foraging. Okay, let's go to. 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:39.240 Morning Christian. I got for mobile phone? 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:40.880 Oh yeah, how did you break your mobile? 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:41.680 Yeah? 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.880 Funny story. You said it on my ball While I 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:49.000 was replacing my break front break and went to test 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:52.800 the brakes. After I furnished, accelerated up the road and 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:57.120 pushed hard on the brakes obviously, phone gone flying, forgotten 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:00.400 that it was there, accelerated again, just the breaks in 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.240 and I drove back packed the car, went to get 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.520 my phone and remembered where I'd left it, and oh no, 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:11.240 and I didn't think that, But I can't say what 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:11.640 I thought. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.600 And it's the equivalent of the kid dropping the ice 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.880 cream for grown up as us breaking our own the phone, 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:19.080 isn't it. It's like your life as you know it 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.840 is over. It's like an oxygen suppieliners right now, how I. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:27.000 Exist in the world. I'm free floating here that space 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:33.280 movie with Cloney and Monoch. Robert's a nightmare. Rob, thank 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:37.080 you very much? She called, Yeah, Rob, thank you very much. 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:38.960 You call no my pleasure. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:40.960 And you know what was nice there about Rob? 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.480 He said, he's a He's got a funny story for us. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.680 Rob's worked it out. After five years. I know what 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:46.960 those guys are looking for each morning. 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:47.160 Now. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.280 It's actually a funny story, not an anecdote such, it's 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:51.160 a it's a funny one. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:52.280 He's worked it out. 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:53.840 And it's good to know what you're in for. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:54.560 Yeah, exactly. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:55.920 I want Rob just starting the STU. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:01.080 I want to know what feeling we're going to feel beforehand. 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:03.280 I like it. Let's keep it going, Dona. 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:06.040 Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you going. 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:07.760 I'm good. Don a great name as well. 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:10.119 Thank you I have. 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.439 Oh what kind of story is this, Dona? What kind 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:13.600 of story is sad? 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:20.840 No, well, it's a funny one. I had sea for chandelier, sandelah. 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:21.840 Yeah. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.080 So this was back in the eighties when I was 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.639 a kid and my mum had this beautiful chandelier in 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:30.119 our laund room and was a prize and joy. And 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.240 I was in there with my yo yo. I used to, 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:33.840 you know, play with my yo yo, we know, and 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.359 I used to do around the world, you know, with 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:38.480 the yeah. And she used to tell me over and 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.080 over do not play with that yo yo in that room. 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:46.119 And of course I didn't listen to ever listen to her. 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.359 So I was in there practicing my around the world 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:51.400 and I smashed the chandelier into a million people. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:57.160 What was the yo yo yo yo versus shanda there? 0:17:57.840 --> 0:18:00.879 Yeah? And but what was even worse is underneath the 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:04.000 chandali on the on the on the floor of the 0:18:04.720 --> 0:18:09.440 laund room was a very long, fluffy beige rug. 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.320 All all the thousand pieces were buried, and I went into. 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:17.160