WEBVTT - FULL: Cat Blocked 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.400 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:07.720 --> 0:00:11.680 There might be a scandal breakwa The monkeys were wild yesterday, 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:13.680 stragedy bus time. 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.480 It caused a Christian O'Connor breakfast show. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.640 Christian O'Connell show Gold one oh four points three. 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:22.320 Come on in Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.160 Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning, Rio, Good morning. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:26.480 How was every one's weekend? 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:27.080 Yeah? 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:27.440 Good? 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:32.040 Voted lined up for an hour. I don't know why 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:36.320 this election that the cues were longer. You did postal vote, 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:36.600 didn't you? 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:36.880 Rio? 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:39.000 I did early voting, but there was no line. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.840 But even I walked around to my little school around 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:43.600 the corner, they seem to be flying through them. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:46.519 Yeah. No, we were an hour waiting, and I. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:48.559 Don't know what it's not because of where you live 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.680 out west, there's some people don't know to for the outright. 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:53.120 I got it out, you know, licking. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:57.560 It, but as that's not accurate. No, no, but I did. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.480 I sort of felt like this take. 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:02.040 Didn't she anywhere else? Draw around Saturday with our long 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.000 queues or anything? Yeah? 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:08.080 The Love God voted separately over at another school because 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.520 he had other stuff on and he also cued for 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:11.600 like ninety minutes. 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:12.800 Incredible. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:14.640 That's good, though. 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:16.960 Tell me what the difference between here and the UK 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:19.520 is right and the two systems is. In the UK, 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:22.559 it is illegal for anyone from a party to bother 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.640 you the moment you set foot on the ponent stations. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:28.080 You can't be bothered by another party trying to sway 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.920 you at the last minute. The democratic process begins the 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.880 moment you approach. It's supposed to be entirely independent. You've 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.840 made your mind up. You're not to be swayed. You're 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.080 not allowed to do that here out the front there. 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:39.480 That's why they could go outside. 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.480 They should sign up the next generation of AFL legends, 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:45.560 dodge them all. It's worse than the big issue sellers 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:47.280 are big issue. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:49.960 Well, you know what the last election, Audrey would have 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.640 been what would have audio have been like five or something. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.280 And as we were going in the gate, they tried 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:58.280 to give her the forms and I said, mate, seriously, 0:01:58.400 --> 0:01:59.480 she's five. 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:01.480 Next generation of co Palmer botus. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:04.480 That's it. It's like mate, no, but you know so, 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:06.960 And it sort of felt a bit tense. I don't 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.040 know if it was just me, but I thought like 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:12.280 everyone was irritated this time. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:13.560 Has been in line for an hour. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.280 No, I don't know if it was that real. I 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.760 really felt like and clearly the result was shown. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:20.360 Do you think people want to change? 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.640 I really do. I think everyone was fed up to 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.120 pussy's bow with the situation and. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.400 Phrase in my life, up to pussy's. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:30.760 Pussy's bow bow tie. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:36.799 I never heard that. Yeah, you think everyone wanted to change, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:38.440 really let down. 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.720 And there was no sort of pleasantries in the line, 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.720 Like I think everyone was just like, let's just get 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:47.560 this done. We're ready for change. But then when when 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.200 you get the House of Reps and the Senate papers 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:54.080 to fill out? Am I crazy? But you got like 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:57.120 this ten centimeter pencil in which to fill it out. 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.600 We still fill our forms out with gray lead pencil. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.240 There's little ica ones. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.560 Yes, yeah, you kind of think this day and age 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.840 right where you can't fill out a single form anyway? 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:08.240 Can you medicare or your local doctors, or to get 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.200 a credit card. It's all has to be in ink, 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.880 doesn't it blue or black ink? Your pencil feels like 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.360 old old world ee to me, a lead pencil. 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:19.680 But surely that's also open to getting changed like you 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:20.760 could people. 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.679 I'm not if you ever tried to rub pencil out, 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:26.400 it's so obvious you try to rub it out. Maybe 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.320 that's why they do it. Honestly, you cannot rub out 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:33.560 pencil easily because these are big, old, little gray Yeah. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:36.200 I think it might raise suspicions if there was like, 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:38.400 oh no, I absolutely right, put the wrong name and 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.080 I just rub this one out. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.720 Anyway. It was really funny because as I went into 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:45.200 the hall to vote, to the school hall, I could 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.440 smell the sausage sizzle, but I couldn't say. 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.040 It to distracting. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.080 Yeah, and I'm thinking would they be pumping like sausage 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:53.080 gas through the hall? 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:55.920 Or is. 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.720 Sausage gas good business idea? 0:03:59.760 --> 0:03:59.920 Though? 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.320 Anyway, So when I gave my name and address to 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.640 the lady, you know you have to like check in, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.880 I guess. I said to her, I just do have 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:08.920 to ask is there a sausage seazle? And she kind 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:10.400 of rolled her eyes into the back of her head 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.520 and she goes, it's out the other exit. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.400 But you hear to respect the democratic process. Just here 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:17.840 for the sausages, aren't you. 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:19.640 But then when I got there, it was worth it 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.599 because you know what they were doing at our school. 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:23.880 They were doing double bangers for the price of one 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:25.320 two sausages. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.200 Wow, one because there're sometimes so expensive, aren't they? For 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.240 a bar? You know? With all those only it's it's 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.560 great that you actually managed to go share and get yourself. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.360 How you have a better deal. And then later on 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.800 the evening patchy, did you watch it all unfold? 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:38.240 I did? Yes, I did. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:39.480 Quite incredible, wasn't it. 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:40.760 I flicked between the channels. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:43.200 Well, are you surprised, because you must have reported on 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.960 so many elections over the year, were you surprised in 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:46.320 the end? 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:49.760 I was surprised by the amount of the swing, Yes, 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.960 I was, but I wasn't surprised. I mean, all the 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.200 polls were pointing towards a labor victory, so I wasn't 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:59.200 surprised by that. But I was surprised by the amount 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.880 of the teal vote coming up as much. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:05.480 As you never heard that phrase before, tell vote you 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:09.359 don't even know what color teal is. You're entirely sure 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:10.600 what color teal is? 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:14.800 Yeah, no, Look, I think it is pretty representative, isn't it. Well, 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.400 clearly it is. People have voted and cast their vote 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:21.680 and form their opinions. But I think it's it's writing 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:24.680 on the wall for our leaders in Canbra to take 0:05:24.800 --> 0:05:27.760 note and see that people do want change and we 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:31.360 need to reflect that and move forward and not sort 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.560 of look too much on the past. It's time for 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:35.600 change and time to move on as a country. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:37.480 Yeah, I think it was a nice thing that came 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.839 out yesterday. No matter how you feel today about what 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.520 happened over the weekend, whether you know you wanted you 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.560 got the change you wanted, or you voted for or 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.640 you didn't, I think the phrase that kept coming up 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:51.000 yesterday was that people have voted for kinder Australia. And 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.080 I think whichever where woever you are on the political divide, 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.160 and it is two divided, same in England at the moment, 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.960 in America increasingly like that. However, I think that's a 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.520 lovely thing to aspie to for just people, let alone 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.560 whatever political bias you are. A vote for a kind 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:07.120 of Australias is actually what I think we all need 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:09.520 right now. So I hope that actually everyone can live 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:11.839 up to that. I think it was nice also yesterday 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.839 does he was he did he pack the ukulele away 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:22.560 to the where Now for Scoo, there's a greeter at Bunnings. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.960 There is that old fellow you see. That's that's where he's. 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.839 Headed to The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.360 Today's a big day for my wife and I. It's 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:37.960 our twenty fourth wedding anniversary. When you tell people stuff 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.320 like that, they look at you like, bloody hell. How 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:44.160 do you stay with someone that long? It's small like survivors, 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:46.680 isn't he just endured each other? When you get to 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.320 twenty four years, it's such a long time. You know 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:52.760 too much about each other that you can never unsee. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.840 Even yesterday on the eve of our twenty fourth wedding anniversary, 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.600 and my wife squeeze the spot that had formed at 0:06:58.600 --> 0:06:59.760 the side of my nose when we were out in 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.760 queuing for sushi, and at no point that I go 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.479 get off. I was there like a monkey being groomed 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:09.120 by money monkey while she squeezed the spot in public, 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.720 and then it burst and went onto her chin. Ah 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.920 this la, and that is what love is. After twenty 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.880 four years, folks, stick it out, is what I say. 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:22.120 And you could be still getting your spot squeezed. Twenty 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.400 four glorious years later all my wife will wake up 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.120 to today as a post it note on the kettle 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:28.160 that says happy universe. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:30.520 Ah, there's some romance in there. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:33.800 There is romance. We did, we did, we did? I 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.760 tell you what happened. Something really someone did, something really 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:39.160 nice was actually so we went away on the Saturday night. 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:43.160 We went to Park Hotel. Never stayed there before, and 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.360 older Rob of E and s I rang him because 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:49.600 he knows all the nice places in town. Right, I said, 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:51.600 we would be really nice a nice hotel and a 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:54.720 restaurant my wife too for anniversary. So he recommended Part 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:58.480 Higher and then he also recommended an Italian restaurant, Florentinos. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:07:59.920 Oh that's my favorite. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.760 I couldn't get in. That couldn't get in. So he 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.800 managed to get a table for us. So we get 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.920 to the hotel room. Bear in mind all Rob did 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.640 as he booked the restaurant kindly, and then he also 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.680 just recommended the hotel. But I put the hotel and 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:15.280 all that. We get into the hotel room, there's a 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.520 lot of champagne in a bucket opened up the car. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.520 My wife goes, oh my god, have you organized this? 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:24.040 I'm like, oh no, there's a no otherwise drop for 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:26.160 me in so remember what day was staying. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.640 There was a really nice. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:30.560 Spottle of champagne in the room. I quickly hit the 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:33.679 cheaper one that I got a lot that I got 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.240 thirsty camel on the way there that's in fruit pulp, 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.679 and just hit that one away. There was a lot 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:42.720 cheaper robers ever met my wife. But it showed more 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:47.559 more generosity in history. Yeah. And that Italian restaurant Florentino. Wow, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:52.200 we it's like proper old school Italians running it with carts. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.200 Oh love that. As soon as you get in there, 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.520 they bring a drinks trolley out like you're on a 0:08:56.559 --> 0:09:00.560 plane and they open it up with various moods. And 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.360 I said, is it just the mooth's on this troney where? Yes, 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.240 it's a customer here. You have to have a mooth 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.480 before dinner. I've never drunk. I felt like my nan, 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:11.400 I've never drunk of a mooth in my libe. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:14.640 It's very nice. Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:19.360 We want to get into this week's ass it and 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.000 this you Gotta show. Then we're seeing if we can 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:25.079 go through the alphabat a foo to said compiled by 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:28.600 your injuries you've got as a kid, did you injure 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:29.760 yourself as a kid. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:31.840 Yes, I've got one bad one? 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:35.719 Is it fibula? Is that the right which. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.240 If you are all tibular? 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:37.600 Yeah, one of those ones. 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.320 He just asked us which one is it, Pats and 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:46.120 you went tipular or fibula. It's early, it's Monday. 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.320 I was at my mate Craig's birthday party on the 0:09:48.360 --> 0:09:50.200 trampoline and I got can you know what you do 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:51.920 the trampoline? 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.920 Ye, trampoline injuries. You could fill a show with that. 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.920 I got catapulted into the air, you know where it's 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:57.920 kind of double jump. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:01.840 Yeah, they're the best. Was your mate bouncing you up? Yeah? 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:02.679 He bounced me up. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:03.920 I love doing that with the kids. 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.640 I was in the air and I realized, oh, I've 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.000 missed cute Like I've started to stray away from the 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.800 trampoline and obviously you can't change direction in the air. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.560 So just coming down, coming down, landed in between the. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.760 Way you went obviously, and it looks at Pats in 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:19.400 KESHI thought, well, why didn't you fly? Why didn't you 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:19.960 just fly away? 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:26.880 Came down, landed in between the rail and I'm dangling 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.040 out there like screaming, and then everyone's just laughing at 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:31.440 me because I think it's the funniest thing. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:32.800 But I've actually like, I don't know if. 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:35.040 I cracked it, but I was in crutches for weeks, 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:39.280 and so you broke it. Yeah, must have fractured or something. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:40.720 I don't think it was like a full break, but 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:42.680 it was definitely not good. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.920 Was the Day's all these trampolines you have for kids, 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.040 they all have the nets. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:47.800 Yeah, the woofs trampoline. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.000 You know you lost a few thickeies if they got 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.559 injured when you were a kid. And it's okay. The 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:55.840 kids can't work out the land safety. They're not going 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.840 to do much to society. It's darling. They're sound selecting. 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:06.079 The thickies bounce off somewhere. It's okay. It's lateral evolution. 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:07.200 And what are you saying about me? 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:11.720 You know you washed up here. You're going against the cove, 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:14.760 all right, So when we put that, we don't know 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:18.200 whether it's your table fig I just had a look fibula, 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.920 so f it's ticked off with rios fibular patsy. You 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.839 injured yourself, maybe busting a knuckle on some kid's head. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.800 I can raise your fhibula with a cracked open knee, 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:33.360 so k for me. I used to dress up in mum's, 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:37.920 you know, fancy pearls and gowns and high heels, and 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:39.640 then I'd put her makeup on and used to get 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.120 into a makeup. But I used to get on my 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:45.240 bike pretend I was driving somewhere fancy. But we had 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:50.120 this gravel driveway and the bikes gid out to the 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:54.000 side cut my knee open really badly. I had like 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:59.000 fourteen stitches and plastered from my hip to my And 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.480 when I was about eight, I reckon I was they. 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:03.920 Used to do that a lot to us, you know, 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:07.600 that sort of semi body cast I think it was 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:09.600 just easy in getting X ray and putting any kind 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.880 of money into us as kids. They should just put 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.760 you wrap you in a cast raises that. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.319 Something will hill Mencemum didn't say, you know, just can 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:22.360 you light it? Kind of incapitate not not mean that 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.560 she can't actually move around, is what I'm trying to say. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.000 For about twelve pascipend thank you. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:32.960 Monday early, I was worried she was being decapitated. Right, 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:38.920 we don't want those injuries decapitated christ PMX bike am 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:47.360 I head came off, all right, So we've got. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:54.000 PA and caphany is or P for patellaspy. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.520 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:59.080 We're trying to do the alphabet A through to Z 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:04.760 of your injured body parts injuries you sustained as a kid. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.880 Good on in to Adrian Christian. When I was ten 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:12.520 playing in the playground at school, I got the idea 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:15.959 of jumping from one wall to another, pretending I was 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.840 kit from night Rider. I went face first into the 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:23.600 first wall. Oh, I was intended to jump on, smashing 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.440 in my two front teeth F for front teeth, Rieoh, 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:31.560 take blood everywhere as we rushed to the dentist with 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:35.080 my teeth in a little hanky. Oh good god. That 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:38.439 is some of these are intense as well. That the 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:43.840 calls and the conversations I can overhear as well. All right, 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.960 so we're trying to go through the alphabet of your 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:49.280 injured body parts sustained that you got when you were 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:51.200 a kid. So far rear, what have we ticked off? 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.400 We've got the fibula, we've got the knee, and we've 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.320 got the front teeth, all. 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:59.920 Right, good morning too. Young Alfie and his mum Louis 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.079 can't call in this morning, but my son Alfrey would 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.640 like to tick off Eve for elbow broke his elbow 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:11.959 playing mutant Ninja turtles at school. If you're okay, alfhe 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:14.480 let's go and get some calls now. 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:18.080 Good morning, Mark, Hi, Hi, getting Hey, you going? 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:19.760 We're good. Mark, welcome to the show. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.840 Happy Monday, and tell us about your injury you got 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:22.360 as a kid. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:27.360 I was in under levens and got broken my big toe. 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:29.880 What happened? 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.760 I was playing hockey and in hockey in like the 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:39.080 junior levels. We're playing mixed hockey. Little girl was running 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.680 beside me. She swung her stick, missed the ball and 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.560 hit my toe and made my toe with my toe 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:47.760 was like sideways. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.160 Hockey seems like a terrifying sport. 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:57.800 You got kids and big sticks. You could possibly go wrong. Joyce. Yeah, Mark, 0:14:57.880 --> 0:14:59.800 thank you very much, your story mate. Have a good week. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:01.560 Yeah you two. Thank you. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:06.120 Paul. Good morning, Paul, Good morning, how are you and 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.640 what's your childhood injury? For a Z. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:15.240 Broke my hand going down Canadian Bay Road going too fast, slipped. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.920 Over the handlebars, landed on my right hand. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:22.560 That's only three fingers on the right. Push them back 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:23.840 inside my hand. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:33.360 Road run a cartoon like a cloth. Please don't tell 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:37.200 me they're attractable. I'll never sleep again the nightmares. Our 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.160 fingers can go back into the hands. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:44.640 I pushed them between the palms through in under the skin. 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.480 It's too early. There's no time in the day. There's 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:57.120 the right time for this up and then laugh like 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:02.680 this comfort Paul feel sick right now. I'm sweating eight. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.240 The half bell was waiting at the frame. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.880 And who's ahead of you. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:08.800 With the worst injury. That's what I want to know. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:10.400 Let this park it through. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:15.720 His fingers have gone into his hands. He can wait, 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.880 he can wear. He stood out the reception. Is he 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.400 to fill out the forms? He can't. They've got into 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:27.440 his hands. It never played piano again, Paul, thank you 0:16:27.560 --> 0:16:31.760 very much, she called mate and horrifying everyone listening this morning. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:36.880 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jump on board. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.200 Talking about the injury you got as a kid. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.800 I'm trying to go through the alphabet made up, ticking 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:45.560 of all the letters of the alphabet. Your injury sustained 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:48.920 as a kid. RHO. We have from a listener's donations 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:49.440 and the team. 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:52.480 So far we have E for elbow, we have F 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:56.760 for fibula, H for hands, kaphany and two tea's teeth 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:57.240 and toe. 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:00.360 Christian is a kid. One of the many gains we 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:02.800 blayed with the neighbors kids was to be towed behind 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:06.359 a bike whilst on our roller skates. This still went 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:08.679 pair of shape. Once going down a hill, I realized 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:11.560 I was going too fast to my skates. Parents let 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.600 go of the bike ended up crashing onto brand new bitchmen. 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:19.119 Oh I was like a smear of raspberry jam. Oh 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:23.560 youch scars down my knees and elbows on fifty six. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:28.439 I still have the scars from Denise Christian. When I 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.040 was ten, I was climbing a tree and there was 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:33.120 a branch protruding in the shape of a triangle. 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:37.040 Having recently been cut. My right bicep hit it on 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:39.480 the inside. As I found down. Slice to opened so 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:42.959 much I could see bone. Oh I'm thirty eight now 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.399 still look got a massive L shaped scar on the 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:46.520 inside of my bicep. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:47.680 That's badass there. 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:51.080 Yeah. B for bicep, me for biceps. On Christian, I 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:55.399 can tick off H for heat my sister two years 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:58.040 old and didn't want to sleep on the top bunk again. 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:02.560 Bunk beds and tramp Yeah, tomorrow's show dedicated to these 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:06.280 very dangerous things that we grew up with, bunk beds 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.960 and trampolines. She didn't want to sleep on the top bunk. 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:12.320 No one did. But in the seventies I didn't have 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:15.680 any safety rails. At some point I rolled over and 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:18.399 fed out. Probably would have been sober, but there was 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:21.320 an old chest of drawers with jaggedly handles that I 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:24.159 landed and bounced off up to the hospital for me 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:29.000 and eventon stitches. That's from Donner. All right, let's get 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:29.480 some calls. 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:33.680 Jess, good morning, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pat. 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:34.480 How are you? 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.320 We're very good. We're very good. Jess. I hope you 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:38.399 had a great weekend. And what is your injury that 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:41.040 you got as a kid for us, Jess, I can. 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:42.520 Take of a ankle. 0:18:42.400 --> 0:18:43.480 For you today. 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:45.159 What happened to a for ankle? 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:46.439 So? 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:49.760 I was learning to ride a bike. My older brother 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.280 was teaching me on his v mix and then he 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.639 decided to jump out in front of me and scare 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:59.480 me and sow and the handlebars turned around and got 0:18:59.480 --> 0:19:02.560 completely twisted, and my ankle got twisted in the bike 0:19:02.680 --> 0:19:07.960 frame and I put all the ligaments in my left ankles. 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:15.800 My thought was literally sideway. My mom was freaking out, 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:18.119 and when she told the doctor, the doctor said that 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:20.439 he couldn't he was racking his brain. He was he 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:23.399 couldn't understand how I didn't break my ankle. And the 0:19:23.480 --> 0:19:25.720 clinching was it was only a couple of days before 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:27.480