Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 3: Come on in Monday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning, Rio, Good morning.
Speaker 3: How was every one's weekend?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 7: Voted lined up for an hour. I don't know why
Speaker 7: this election that the cues were longer. You did postal vote,
Speaker 7: didn't you?
Speaker 8: Rio?
Speaker 9: I did early voting, but there was no line.
Speaker 2: But even I walked around to my little school around
Speaker 2: the corner, they seem to be flying through them.
Speaker 7: Yeah. No, we were an hour waiting, and I.
Speaker 3: Don't know what it's not because of where you live
Speaker 3: out west, there's some people don't know to for the outright.
Speaker 3: I got it out, you know, licking.
Speaker 7: It, but as that's not accurate. No, no, but I did.
Speaker 7: I sort of felt like this take.
Speaker 3: Didn't she anywhere else? Draw around Saturday with our long
Speaker 3: queues or anything? Yeah?
Speaker 7: The Love God voted separately over at another school because
Speaker 7: he had other stuff on and he also cued for
Speaker 7: like ninety minutes.
Speaker 3: Incredible.
Speaker 7: That's good, though.
Speaker 3: Tell me what the difference between here and the UK
Speaker 3: is right and the two systems is. In the UK,
Speaker 3: it is illegal for anyone from a party to bother
Speaker 3: you the moment you set foot on the ponent stations.
Speaker 3: You can't be bothered by another party trying to sway
Speaker 3: you at the last minute. The democratic process begins the
Speaker 3: moment you approach. It's supposed to be entirely independent. You've
Speaker 3: made your mind up. You're not to be swayed. You're
Speaker 3: not allowed to do that here out the front there.
Speaker 7: That's why they could go outside.
Speaker 3: They should sign up the next generation of AFL legends,
Speaker 3: dodge them all. It's worse than the big issue sellers
Speaker 3: are big issue.
Speaker 7: Well, you know what the last election, Audrey would have
Speaker 7: been what would have audio have been like five or something.
Speaker 7: And as we were going in the gate, they tried
Speaker 7: to give her the forms and I said, mate, seriously,
Speaker 7: she's five.
Speaker 3: Next generation of co Palmer botus.
Speaker 7: That's it. It's like mate, no, but you know so,
Speaker 7: And it sort of felt a bit tense. I don't
Speaker 7: know if it was just me, but I thought like
Speaker 7: everyone was irritated this time.
Speaker 9: Has been in line for an hour.
Speaker 7: No, I don't know if it was that real. I
Speaker 7: really felt like and clearly the result was shown.
Speaker 3: Do you think people want to change?
Speaker 7: I really do. I think everyone was fed up to
Speaker 7: pussy's bow with the situation and.
Speaker 3: Phrase in my life, up to pussy's.
Speaker 7: Pussy's bow bow tie.
Speaker 3: I never heard that. Yeah, you think everyone wanted to change,
Speaker 3: really let down.
Speaker 7: And there was no sort of pleasantries in the line,
Speaker 7: Like I think everyone was just like, let's just get
Speaker 7: this done. We're ready for change. But then when when
Speaker 7: you get the House of Reps and the Senate papers
Speaker 7: to fill out? Am I crazy? But you got like
Speaker 7: this ten centimeter pencil in which to fill it out.
Speaker 7: We still fill our forms out with gray lead pencil.
Speaker 9: There's little ica ones.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, you kind of think this day and age
Speaker 3: right where you can't fill out a single form anyway?
Speaker 3: Can you medicare or your local doctors, or to get
Speaker 3: a credit card. It's all has to be in ink,
Speaker 3: doesn't it blue or black ink? Your pencil feels like
Speaker 3: old old world ee to me, a lead pencil.
Speaker 7: But surely that's also open to getting changed like you
Speaker 7: could people.
Speaker 3: I'm not if you ever tried to rub pencil out,
Speaker 3: it's so obvious you try to rub it out. Maybe
Speaker 3: that's why they do it. Honestly, you cannot rub out
Speaker 3: pencil easily because these are big, old, little gray Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it might raise suspicions if there was like,
Speaker 3: oh no, I absolutely right, put the wrong name and
Speaker 3: I just rub this one out.
Speaker 7: Anyway. It was really funny because as I went into
Speaker 7: the hall to vote, to the school hall, I could
Speaker 7: smell the sausage sizzle, but I couldn't say.
Speaker 3: It to distracting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm thinking would they be pumping like sausage
Speaker 7: gas through the hall?
Speaker 2: Or is.
Speaker 5: Sausage gas good business idea?
Speaker 10: Though?
Speaker 7: Anyway, So when I gave my name and address to
Speaker 7: the lady, you know you have to like check in,
Speaker 7: I guess. I said to her, I just do have
Speaker 7: to ask is there a sausage seazle? And she kind
Speaker 7: of rolled her eyes into the back of her head
Speaker 7: and she goes, it's out the other exit.
Speaker 3: But you hear to respect the democratic process. Just here
Speaker 3: for the sausages, aren't you.
Speaker 7: But then when I got there, it was worth it
Speaker 7: because you know what they were doing at our school.
Speaker 7: They were doing double bangers for the price of one
Speaker 7: two sausages.
Speaker 3: Wow, one because there're sometimes so expensive, aren't they? For
Speaker 3: a bar? You know? With all those only it's it's
Speaker 3: great that you actually managed to go share and get yourself.
Speaker 3: How you have a better deal. And then later on
Speaker 3: the evening patchy, did you watch it all unfold?
Speaker 7: I did? Yes, I did.
Speaker 3: Quite incredible, wasn't it.
Speaker 7: I flicked between the channels.
Speaker 3: Well, are you surprised, because you must have reported on
Speaker 3: so many elections over the year, were you surprised in
Speaker 3: the end?
Speaker 7: I was surprised by the amount of the swing, Yes,
Speaker 7: I was, but I wasn't surprised. I mean, all the
Speaker 7: polls were pointing towards a labor victory, so I wasn't
Speaker 7: surprised by that. But I was surprised by the amount
Speaker 7: of the teal vote coming up as much.
Speaker 3: As you never heard that phrase before, tell vote you
Speaker 3: don't even know what color teal is. You're entirely sure
Speaker 3: what color teal is?
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, Look, I think it is pretty representative, isn't it. Well,
Speaker 7: clearly it is. People have voted and cast their vote
Speaker 7: and form their opinions. But I think it's it's writing
Speaker 7: on the wall for our leaders in Canbra to take
Speaker 7: note and see that people do want change and we
Speaker 7: need to reflect that and move forward and not sort
Speaker 7: of look too much on the past. It's time for
Speaker 7: change and time to move on as a country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was a nice thing that came
Speaker 3: out yesterday. No matter how you feel today about what
Speaker 3: happened over the weekend, whether you know you wanted you
Speaker 3: got the change you wanted, or you voted for or
Speaker 3: you didn't, I think the phrase that kept coming up
Speaker 3: yesterday was that people have voted for kinder Australia. And
Speaker 3: I think whichever where woever you are on the political divide,
Speaker 3: and it is two divided, same in England at the moment,
Speaker 3: in America increasingly like that. However, I think that's a
Speaker 3: lovely thing to aspie to for just people, let alone
Speaker 3: whatever political bias you are. A vote for a kind
Speaker 3: of Australias is actually what I think we all need
Speaker 3: right now. So I hope that actually everyone can live
Speaker 3: up to that. I think it was nice also yesterday
Speaker 3: does he was he did he pack the ukulele away
Speaker 3: to the where Now for Scoo, there's a greeter at Bunnings.
Speaker 3: There is that old fellow you see. That's that's where he's.
Speaker 4: Headed to The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Today's a big day for my wife and I. It's
Speaker 3: our twenty fourth wedding anniversary. When you tell people stuff
Speaker 3: like that, they look at you like, bloody hell. How
Speaker 3: do you stay with someone that long? It's small like survivors,
Speaker 3: isn't he just endured each other? When you get to
Speaker 3: twenty four years, it's such a long time. You know
Speaker 3: too much about each other that you can never unsee.
Speaker 3: Even yesterday on the eve of our twenty fourth wedding anniversary,
Speaker 3: and my wife squeeze the spot that had formed at
Speaker 3: the side of my nose when we were out in
Speaker 3: queuing for sushi, and at no point that I go
Speaker 3: get off. I was there like a monkey being groomed
Speaker 3: by money monkey while she squeezed the spot in public,
Speaker 3: and then it burst and went onto her chin. Ah
Speaker 3: this la, and that is what love is. After twenty
Speaker 3: four years, folks, stick it out, is what I say.
Speaker 3: And you could be still getting your spot squeezed. Twenty
Speaker 3: four glorious years later all my wife will wake up
Speaker 3: to today as a post it note on the kettle
Speaker 3: that says happy universe.
Speaker 9: Ah, there's some romance in there.
Speaker 3: There is romance. We did, we did, we did? I
Speaker 3: tell you what happened. Something really someone did, something really
Speaker 3: nice was actually so we went away on the Saturday night.
Speaker 3: We went to Park Hotel. Never stayed there before, and
Speaker 3: older Rob of E and s I rang him because
Speaker 3: he knows all the nice places in town. Right, I said,
Speaker 3: we would be really nice a nice hotel and a
Speaker 3: restaurant my wife too for anniversary. So he recommended Part
Speaker 3: Higher and then he also recommended an Italian restaurant, Florentinos.
Speaker 7: Oh that's my favorite.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get in. That couldn't get in. So he
Speaker 3: managed to get a table for us. So we get
Speaker 3: to the hotel room. Bear in mind all Rob did
Speaker 3: as he booked the restaurant kindly, and then he also
Speaker 3: just recommended the hotel. But I put the hotel and
Speaker 3: all that. We get into the hotel room, there's a
Speaker 3: lot of champagne in a bucket opened up the car.
Speaker 3: My wife goes, oh my god, have you organized this?
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh no, there's a no otherwise drop for
Speaker 3: me in so remember what day was staying.
Speaker 5: There was a really nice.
Speaker 3: Spottle of champagne in the room. I quickly hit the
Speaker 3: cheaper one that I got a lot that I got
Speaker 3: thirsty camel on the way there that's in fruit pulp,
Speaker 3: and just hit that one away. There was a lot
Speaker 3: cheaper robers ever met my wife. But it showed more
Speaker 3: more generosity in history. Yeah. And that Italian restaurant Florentino. Wow,
Speaker 3: we it's like proper old school Italians running it with carts.
Speaker 3: Oh love that. As soon as you get in there,
Speaker 3: they bring a drinks trolley out like you're on a
Speaker 3: plane and they open it up with various moods. And
Speaker 3: I said, is it just the mooth's on this troney where? Yes,
Speaker 3: it's a customer here. You have to have a mooth
Speaker 3: before dinner. I've never drunk. I felt like my nan,
Speaker 3: I've never drunk of a mooth in my libe.
Speaker 4: It's very nice. Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We want to get into this week's ass it and
Speaker 3: this you Gotta show. Then we're seeing if we can
Speaker 3: go through the alphabat a foo to said compiled by
Speaker 3: your injuries you've got as a kid, did you injure
Speaker 3: yourself as a kid.
Speaker 9: Yes, I've got one bad one?
Speaker 3: Is it fibula? Is that the right which.
Speaker 7: If you are all tibular?
Speaker 9: Yeah, one of those ones.
Speaker 3: He just asked us which one is it, Pats and
Speaker 3: you went tipular or fibula. It's early, it's Monday.
Speaker 2: I was at my mate Craig's birthday party on the
Speaker 2: trampoline and I got can you know what you do
Speaker 2: the trampoline?
Speaker 3: Ye, trampoline injuries. You could fill a show with that.
Speaker 2: I got catapulted into the air, you know where it's
Speaker 2: kind of double jump.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the best. Was your mate bouncing you up? Yeah?
Speaker 9: He bounced me up.
Speaker 3: I love doing that with the kids.
Speaker 2: I was in the air and I realized, oh, I've
Speaker 2: missed cute Like I've started to stray away from the
Speaker 2: trampoline and obviously you can't change direction in the air.
Speaker 9: So just coming down, coming down, landed in between the.
Speaker 3: Way you went obviously, and it looks at Pats in
Speaker 3: KESHI thought, well, why didn't you fly? Why didn't you
Speaker 3: just fly away?
Speaker 2: Came down, landed in between the rail and I'm dangling
Speaker 2: out there like screaming, and then everyone's just laughing at
Speaker 2: me because I think it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 9: But I've actually like, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: I cracked it, but I was in crutches for weeks,
Speaker 2: and so you broke it. Yeah, must have fractured or something.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was like a full break, but
Speaker 2: it was definitely not good.
Speaker 3: Was the Day's all these trampolines you have for kids,
Speaker 3: they all have the nets.
Speaker 9: Yeah, the woofs trampoline.
Speaker 3: You know you lost a few thickeies if they got
Speaker 3: injured when you were a kid. And it's okay. The
Speaker 3: kids can't work out the land safety. They're not going
Speaker 3: to do much to society. It's darling. They're sound selecting.
Speaker 3: The thickies bounce off somewhere. It's okay. It's lateral evolution.
Speaker 9: And what are you saying about me?
Speaker 3: You know you washed up here. You're going against the cove,
Speaker 3: all right, So when we put that, we don't know
Speaker 3: whether it's your table fig I just had a look fibula,
Speaker 3: so f it's ticked off with rios fibular patsy. You
Speaker 3: injured yourself, maybe busting a knuckle on some kid's head.
Speaker 7: I can raise your fhibula with a cracked open knee,
Speaker 7: so k for me. I used to dress up in mum's,
Speaker 7: you know, fancy pearls and gowns and high heels, and
Speaker 7: then I'd put her makeup on and used to get
Speaker 7: into a makeup. But I used to get on my
Speaker 7: bike pretend I was driving somewhere fancy. But we had
Speaker 7: this gravel driveway and the bikes gid out to the
Speaker 7: side cut my knee open really badly. I had like
Speaker 7: fourteen stitches and plastered from my hip to my And
Speaker 7: when I was about eight, I reckon I was they.
Speaker 3: Used to do that a lot to us, you know,
Speaker 3: that sort of semi body cast I think it was
Speaker 3: just easy in getting X ray and putting any kind
Speaker 3: of money into us as kids. They should just put
Speaker 3: you wrap you in a cast raises that.
Speaker 7: Something will hill Mencemum didn't say, you know, just can
Speaker 7: you light it? Kind of incapitate not not mean that
Speaker 7: she can't actually move around, is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 7: For about twelve pascipend thank you.
Speaker 3: Monday early, I was worried she was being decapitated. Right,
Speaker 3: we don't want those injuries decapitated christ PMX bike am
Speaker 3: I head came off, all right, So we've got.
Speaker 7: PA and caphany is or P for patellaspy.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're trying to do the alphabet A through to Z
Speaker 3: of your injured body parts injuries you sustained as a kid.
Speaker 3: Good on in to Adrian Christian. When I was ten
Speaker 3: playing in the playground at school, I got the idea
Speaker 3: of jumping from one wall to another, pretending I was
Speaker 3: kit from night Rider. I went face first into the
Speaker 3: first wall. Oh, I was intended to jump on, smashing
Speaker 3: in my two front teeth F for front teeth, Rieoh,
Speaker 3: take blood everywhere as we rushed to the dentist with
Speaker 3: my teeth in a little hanky. Oh good god. That
Speaker 3: is some of these are intense as well. That the
Speaker 3: calls and the conversations I can overhear as well. All right,
Speaker 3: so we're trying to go through the alphabet of your
Speaker 3: injured body parts sustained that you got when you were
Speaker 3: a kid. So far rear, what have we ticked off?
Speaker 2: We've got the fibula, we've got the knee, and we've
Speaker 2: got the front teeth, all.
Speaker 3: Right, good morning too. Young Alfie and his mum Louis
Speaker 3: can't call in this morning, but my son Alfrey would
Speaker 3: like to tick off Eve for elbow broke his elbow
Speaker 3: playing mutant Ninja turtles at school. If you're okay, alfhe
Speaker 3: let's go and get some calls now.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Mark, Hi, Hi, getting Hey, you going?
Speaker 3: We're good. Mark, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Happy Monday, and tell us about your injury you got
Speaker 5: as a kid.
Speaker 6: I was in under levens and got broken my big toe.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 6: I was playing hockey and in hockey in like the
Speaker 6: junior levels. We're playing mixed hockey. Little girl was running
Speaker 6: beside me. She swung her stick, missed the ball and
Speaker 6: hit my toe and made my toe with my toe
Speaker 6: was like sideways.
Speaker 2: Hockey seems like a terrifying sport.
Speaker 3: You got kids and big sticks. You could possibly go wrong. Joyce. Yeah, Mark,
Speaker 3: thank you very much, your story mate. Have a good week.
Speaker 6: Yeah you two. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Paul. Good morning, Paul, Good morning, how are you and
Speaker 3: what's your childhood injury? For a Z.
Speaker 2: Broke my hand going down Canadian Bay Road going too fast, slipped.
Speaker 6: Over the handlebars, landed on my right hand.
Speaker 11: That's only three fingers on the right. Push them back
Speaker 11: inside my hand.
Speaker 3: Road run a cartoon like a cloth. Please don't tell
Speaker 3: me they're attractable. I'll never sleep again the nightmares. Our
Speaker 3: fingers can go back into the hands.
Speaker 6: I pushed them between the palms through in under the skin.
Speaker 3: It's too early. There's no time in the day. There's
Speaker 3: the right time for this up and then laugh like
Speaker 3: this comfort Paul feel sick right now. I'm sweating eight.
Speaker 8: The half bell was waiting at the frame.
Speaker 7: And who's ahead of you.
Speaker 3: With the worst injury. That's what I want to know.
Speaker 5: Let this park it through.
Speaker 3: His fingers have gone into his hands. He can wait,
Speaker 3: he can wear. He stood out the reception. Is he
Speaker 3: to fill out the forms? He can't. They've got into
Speaker 3: his hands. It never played piano again, Paul, thank you
Speaker 3: very much, she called mate and horrifying everyone listening this morning.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jump on board.
Speaker 5: Talking about the injury you got as a kid.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to go through the alphabet made up, ticking
Speaker 3: of all the letters of the alphabet. Your injury sustained
Speaker 3: as a kid. RHO. We have from a listener's donations
Speaker 3: and the team.
Speaker 2: So far we have E for elbow, we have F
Speaker 2: for fibula, H for hands, kaphany and two tea's teeth
Speaker 2: and toe.
Speaker 3: Christian is a kid. One of the many gains we
Speaker 3: blayed with the neighbors kids was to be towed behind
Speaker 3: a bike whilst on our roller skates. This still went
Speaker 3: pair of shape. Once going down a hill, I realized
Speaker 3: I was going too fast to my skates. Parents let
Speaker 3: go of the bike ended up crashing onto brand new bitchmen.
Speaker 10: Oh I was like a smear of raspberry jam. Oh
Speaker 10: youch scars down my knees and elbows on fifty six.
Speaker 10: I still have the scars from Denise Christian. When I
Speaker 10: was ten, I was climbing a tree and there was
Speaker 10: a branch protruding in the shape of a triangle.
Speaker 3: Having recently been cut. My right bicep hit it on
Speaker 3: the inside. As I found down. Slice to opened so
Speaker 3: much I could see bone. Oh I'm thirty eight now
Speaker 3: still look got a massive L shaped scar on the
Speaker 3: inside of my bicep.
Speaker 9: That's badass there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. B for bicep, me for biceps. On Christian, I
Speaker 3: can tick off H for heat my sister two years
Speaker 3: old and didn't want to sleep on the top bunk again.
Speaker 3: Bunk beds and tramp Yeah, tomorrow's show dedicated to these
Speaker 3: very dangerous things that we grew up with, bunk beds
Speaker 3: and trampolines. She didn't want to sleep on the top bunk.
Speaker 3: No one did. But in the seventies I didn't have
Speaker 3: any safety rails. At some point I rolled over and
Speaker 3: fed out. Probably would have been sober, but there was
Speaker 3: an old chest of drawers with jaggedly handles that I
Speaker 3: landed and bounced off up to the hospital for me
Speaker 3: and eventon stitches. That's from Donner. All right, let's get
Speaker 3: some calls.
Speaker 6: Jess, good morning, Good morning, Christian, Jack and Pat.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: We're very good. We're very good. Jess. I hope you
Speaker 3: had a great weekend. And what is your injury that
Speaker 3: you got as a kid for us, Jess, I can.
Speaker 8: Take of a ankle.
Speaker 6: For you today.
Speaker 3: What happened to a for ankle?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 8: I was learning to ride a bike. My older brother
Speaker 8: was teaching me on his v mix and then he
Speaker 8: decided to jump out in front of me and scare
Speaker 8: me and sow and the handlebars turned around and got
Speaker 8: completely twisted, and my ankle got twisted in the bike
Speaker 8: frame and I put all the ligaments in my left ankles.
Speaker 8: My thought was literally sideway. My mom was freaking out,
Speaker 8: and when she told the doctor, the doctor said that
Speaker 8: he couldn't he was racking his brain. He was he
Speaker 8: couldn't understand how I didn't break my ankle. And the
Speaker 8: clinching was it was only a couple of days before
Speaker 8: we were due to go on our two week holiday
Speaker 8: to swan Hill.
Speaker 3: Happened to that swan Hail expedition.
Speaker 8: I had to spend the whole time on crutches by
Speaker 8: getting up into one of those horse drawn carriages.
Speaker 3: When you're crushing story about lives and those all strown carriages.
Speaker 3: Carriage story. Yes, well, I.
Speaker 8: Had my dad trying to pull me up from the
Speaker 8: inside and the coach.
Speaker 12: Try try to.
Speaker 3: Leave now behind. Come on, tiny tim, bring it little
Speaker 3: crutches on the board. Oh Jess, that's a great one.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, giving us a cool All right,
Speaker 3: take care, bye, Sherry. Good morning, Christian, Sherry.
Speaker 5: I know, but you still have to be subtle with
Speaker 5: the ones and tools.
Speaker 3: AREO okay? Sorry about there some internal problems I thought
Speaker 3: we'd addressed on Friday show.
Speaker 5: Sherry, welcome back to the show once more.
Speaker 13: Well, I mean, Christian, I can cross off sea for.
Speaker 3: Chin, see for chair. We have a chin injury. What
Speaker 3: happened to your chin?
Speaker 13: I actually had coke models explode and I ended up
Speaker 13: with glass embedded in my jaw bone. Being a child
Speaker 13: of the seventies, in per toft drink was delivered on
Speaker 13: flatbed trucks. Ye, and you know it gets to forty
Speaker 13: three degrees on a sunny, sunny summer day, and I
Speaker 13: ever had dropped the bottles off on the front porch.
Speaker 13: Mama's Gardening asked me to take the bottles inside, so
Speaker 13: I obliged, carried them in two by two, popped them
Speaker 13: on the cool viney lamb sweep. By the time I
Speaker 13: got the last two bottles on there, they all just
Speaker 13: went boom. So yeah, yeah, they exploded. Yeah they were
Speaker 13: and being glass bottles back then, So yeah, I, you know,
Speaker 13: sort of staggered outside, and of course had already touched
Speaker 13: my chin and rubbed my face, so I had blood everywhere.
Speaker 13: Ambulance tripped to the hospital, had to have the glass
Speaker 13: cut my jaw and twelve stitches as a five year old.
Speaker 3: Said, a lot of stitches, you poor thing, blind blinded.
Speaker 13: I was lucky it didn't hit my jugular vein. I
Speaker 13: was lucky it was just my chin. I ended up
Speaker 13: in the Sunday paper. Grandma Proudley displayed that over.
Speaker 3: Old face new story. Yeah it's not the front page.
Speaker 13: Well, so it was front page, and I was on
Speaker 13: the knees as well. I actually had Terry Willisy come
Speaker 13: and interview.
Speaker 3: Me, very serious political and now tonight in a case
Speaker 3: of very much not the real deal.
Speaker 8: Through seventy ago.
Speaker 7: There was no one dealing Terry Wilson.
Speaker 3: Well, I bet anywhere ago, we're going to have to
Speaker 3: match some classes in your face. Get Terry to come round.
Speaker 13: You know, accidents, Did it happened ten years ago? I
Speaker 13: could have made an absolutely fortune.
Speaker 3: A podcast about it everything, the movie on.
Speaker 13: Netflix where I could see them for a fortune. Yes,
Speaker 13: But after after my injury, they then turned their their
Speaker 13: trucks into talk liners. So they all had canvas.
Speaker 3: Wow, just because yeah the sherry.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, that was that was my traumatized.
Speaker 5: Story and chin, now's it all all?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I've still got the sacent scar there. But yeah,
Speaker 13: it's it's fine you cal.
Speaker 3: Stefanovitch wanted to a follow up story or something, you know,
Speaker 3: Where are they now? Yeah, to get a bitning war
Speaker 3: between him and Koshi. You get the exclusive for that
Speaker 3: chain update.
Speaker 5: Where are they Now?
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast?
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of my favorite miss Her lyrics from last Monday,
Speaker 3: this classic iconic song from the great Paul Kelly turdor
Speaker 3: riding on that little pig.
Speaker 10: Big.
Speaker 5: Brandy, Missai, there is coming up in an hour's time.
Speaker 3: I hope you had a great weekend. Whatever up to.
Speaker 3: My wife and I went away Saturday night for our
Speaker 3: wedding anniversary that is today. And it's lovely when you
Speaker 3: go away. You get to just just for a night.
Speaker 3: You just get to catch up with each other and
Speaker 3: hopefully not talk about the kids for a brief couple
Speaker 3: of hours. And the nice thing is if you go
Speaker 3: away to a hotel room and you have kids, is
Speaker 3: that you can have some.
Speaker 7: Mummy daddy a long time.
Speaker 3: Don't ever say the phrase mummy and daddy time. Don't
Speaker 3: take something nice and ruin it, Patsy, please, But anyway, yes,
Speaker 3: we all understand what I'm referring to you. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 3: So that was Saturday afternoon after as soon as I'm
Speaker 3: in the room, soon as I'm in the room, ten
Speaker 3: us I worked out how the air com works. Anyway,
Speaker 3: yesterday morning, right, we're trying to have some catching up time, right,
Speaker 3: yesterday morning. And suddenly my phone's going it's one of
Speaker 3: my daughters, right, and it's like she's facetiming me as
Speaker 3: while I'm not. I don't ever want to be FaceTime anyone.
Speaker 3: I need to prepare, you need to apply in writing,
Speaker 3: and I'm lying down in bed. This could be an emergency.
Speaker 3: You better get it. So I put her on FaceTime.
Speaker 3: She's like, why are you two still in bed? I
Speaker 3: think she would be that thing almost eighteen. This is
Speaker 3: a kid who wants to leave home next year. Why
Speaker 3: are we lying down in bed at half night?
Speaker 5: Tell me, oh, it's still a little bit tired, but
Speaker 5: it's catching up.
Speaker 3: And she goes, why are you Why are you in bed? Stool?
Speaker 3: It's like half nine? I go, why are you bothering us?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 5: She goes to the cat and then she pans around.
Speaker 5: I see the cat.
Speaker 3: Larry has basically just exploded his backside all over the.
Speaker 9: Carpet and ah to turn off.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest, it's a cat blocked. I didn't
Speaker 3: know the various ways that you can be block cat blocked, Harry.
Speaker 3: I also go to my daughter. Yeah, I mean it's awful.
Speaker 3: And why are you bothering me? I'm not clear that
Speaker 3: up now? Don't that will not be there by the
Speaker 3: time I get home. Why are you even why would
Speaker 3: you even bother me with that? Not your problem? It's
Speaker 3: eighteen cle just that we have to is your cat?
Speaker 5: Why do I need to see that face time?
Speaker 9: What advice could you gi from me?
Speaker 3: Clean it up?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 3: Why bother me? Why bother me? Also, I'm you know,
Speaker 3: I'm not telling my wife seemed to be very happy
Speaker 3: that things moved on. I have to be honest. I
Speaker 3: get the finished She actually just texted them five minutes before.
Speaker 3: When I when I text, just get a Mars bar
Speaker 3: as squish into her carpet. Your dad won't know the difference.
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Speaker 3: What are You Two Still Doing? In Better Half? Nine?
Speaker 3: I think I actually think my teenagers presume that we
Speaker 3: only ever did it twice to make them And I
Speaker 3: thought let's never do that again. Let's that must oh
Speaker 3: my god, could happen again. It just makes someone They
Speaker 3: pop out nine months later, how terrifying. It's Christian O'Connell's show,
Speaker 3: eighteen minutes on seven Monday mornings. So, uh, Presley, your dog,
Speaker 3: right is one of your family. We've got dogs and
Speaker 3: Harrying the cat. They are part of your family. So
Speaker 3: soundly Presley the mega dog that Pertsy owns that. There's
Speaker 3: almost like a part donkey more than an he is
Speaker 3: just a player. A special permit from the council could
Speaker 3: dump in the garden. People come and climb it. Japanese tourists,
Speaker 3: the mountaineers five dollars like K two up there. He's
Speaker 3: got a base camp at the bottom of the gift shop.
Speaker 3: How is Presley? I know he wasn't very well. We
Speaker 3: had to go into a doggie hospital.
Speaker 7: We nearly lost him on Thursday night. He's got basically
Speaker 7: it's really really bad doggie. Gastro they call it. I
Speaker 7: can't pronounce it, which is great, isn't it coming from
Speaker 7: the newsreader.
Speaker 3: But it's like, well, you're not venues.
Speaker 7: Hemmerrific or something. Gastro into writers. So he was very
Speaker 7: very ill, bloody yeah Thursday. Yeah, So we took him
Speaker 7: to our local vet and they said, look, he actually
Speaker 7: needs intensive care treatment. This dog's really sick. So we
Speaker 7: had to go out to Essendon anyway, long story short,
Speaker 7: there a.
Speaker 3: Bit of shopping and then look after it.
Speaker 7: Anyway, We finally got him home Saturday. But it's like
Speaker 7: the whole house is turned upside down because this dog,
Speaker 7: this dog is like our second child. He's just and
Speaker 7: when the dog's not well, it's like the whole house
Speaker 7: is in upheaval.
Speaker 3: We've got it already's so close to as well, your
Speaker 3: ten year olds. She must be worried about it.
Speaker 7: We were so stressed.
Speaker 3: So has he come back with the old collar of shame.
Speaker 7: He's come back with the collar of shame. He's got
Speaker 7: the big Elizabethan collar.
Speaker 9: So you can imagine that dog as well.
Speaker 7: It's like nearly a meter wide, this thing fast.
Speaker 3: He's not exaggerating. This dog is at Marimba. It's a
Speaker 3: big dog, gorgeous.
Speaker 7: He's like he looks like the Bundy Bear, that's what
Speaker 7: he looks like. But of course he's knocking into everything.
Speaker 7: So he's knocking the doors and the walls and leaving
Speaker 7: marks and noise.
Speaker 3: They make us well with that big old cone of shame.
Speaker 7: On tail swishing and Saturday night, I don't know how
Speaker 7: many dozen wine glasses we've lost, but Saturday night we're
Speaker 7: watching the telly and he banged his head and not.
Speaker 3: Happy with the election results, numped over.
Speaker 7: Of a red wine and then he's looked to see
Speaker 7: what the commotion was and then his tails like swipe
Speaker 7: the other one over like it's it's like having a
Speaker 7: bull in a china shop with him inside at the moment,
Speaker 7: busy on medication. So yeah, he's a bit woozy, bit
Speaker 7: sort of wobbly on his feet. And Chris and its
Speaker 7: like having a baby in the house because we're on
Speaker 7: this roster. We took him turns through the night on
Speaker 7: the weekend to get up and check on him because
Speaker 7: we've got to like examine his poo poos to see
Speaker 7: that he's recovered.
Speaker 3: That's just the thing they do when he was nothing
Speaker 3: to do with it, just a little thing we do
Speaker 3: a different level.
Speaker 7: We're out with a torch thinking where is he?
Speaker 3: Things you do, it's the way to live.
Speaker 7: And we've got to cook him special meals. So he's
Speaker 7: got to have a very bland diet because he's a
Speaker 7: bit nauseous in the tummy still, so we've got to
Speaker 7: We've been boiling beautiful organic chicken breast and putting putting
Speaker 7: white rice with it, and we've.
Speaker 3: Been doing rice delicious for me and some left in
Speaker 3: a bowl.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I said to Chris at the weekend, this looks
Speaker 7: a bit bland. Can we do him like a broth?
Speaker 7: So I also.
Speaker 3: Made us about the health recruiperative benefits of broth for adults,
Speaker 3: humans and also pets. Broth. You're getting a nice tomato.
Speaker 7: Soup next, So I drained a bit of the juice
Speaker 7: off for a bit of broth. But you know, slowly
Speaker 7: he's coming right, But you just can't rest when your
Speaker 7: dog's not When your.
Speaker 3: Dogs didn't you send chrisof too.
Speaker 7: Oh, we had to go to kmart. So we weren't
Speaker 7: happy with his bedding choices.
Speaker 3: That's nice sleep on the ground.
Speaker 7: No, it wasn't cushy enough. So we went over. He
Speaker 7: went to came out twice. He came back Chris twice
Speaker 7: with this big fluffy sort of like an orthopedic bed
Speaker 7: for the.
Speaker 3: Dog, like a human size. That dog is so big.
Speaker 3: He like a proper queen best.
Speaker 7: It's almost like the size of a single bit. So
Speaker 7: that was for inside, and I said, you know what,
Speaker 7: the bed out the back looks a bit shabby. I
Speaker 7: think you better go back. So he went back and
Speaker 7: got another one throughout the back. Nothing's good enough for
Speaker 7: my prison.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, your husband Chris sleeps on the old deal.
Speaker 4: The Christian Connall Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Lots of reactions still unfolding to polling and voting and
Speaker 3: a new leader over the weekends. The Heart Take behind
Speaker 3: the scenes on this show, producer Tom just declaring that
Speaker 3: bunning snacks are superior to democracy sausages.
Speaker 9: Huge if true, somebody hates democracy.
Speaker 3: It sounds like, all right, coming up next time, we're
Speaker 3: asking you for the final time you can have your
Speaker 3: own mural. That's what we're going to give away this
Speaker 3: week for the final war. We've given away two so far.
Speaker 3: The wall of Dogs is almost complete.
Speaker 9: Isn't now almost done? It looks so good.
Speaker 3: Honestly, these dogs are amazing up there. They're big, They've
Speaker 3: been done so well by the painters were also Then
Speaker 3: later on this week the wall of Grands will start
Speaker 3: to be painted as well. We've been giving away various
Speaker 3: walls to you to have your own mural. The only
Speaker 3: reason we're doing the wall of grounds was because this
Speaker 3: time last week we had a great phone call from
Speaker 3: Cat saying that she was at the footy and behind
Speaker 3: her by herself was a grand called Moe who is
Speaker 3: knitting and watching the pies, and so we thought we'd
Speaker 3: do a wall of grands. So we've got one last wall.
Speaker 3: Where is this one? Oh? Where is it? Tom? Producer? Tom?
Speaker 3: Where is this war? Now we've done lying on street
Speaker 3: commercial roads, Victoria Parade. I was about to say, town,
Speaker 3: you hear me going Victor Coldersackle Parade. That's where it is,
Speaker 3: Victoria Parade. There's a wall though with nothing on it.
Speaker 3: Next week we're going to paint something on it from
Speaker 3: your calls.
Speaker 4: Next Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So over the last couple of weeks we've been giving
Speaker 3: away walls your own mural. I was given one by
Speaker 3: the marketing team here. Well, I said they gave it
Speaker 3: to me, They bought it and you might have seen that.
Speaker 3: I am aware, by the way, there are suddenly a
Speaker 3: lot of posters of me everywhere. Right my local sort
Speaker 3: of coffee shop that I go to every day. I
Speaker 3: was there yesterday and the guy goes, I thought I
Speaker 3: could get away from you. I went to lawn. You're
Speaker 3: out there. I went in lawn. Lawn. Oh yeah, if
Speaker 3: you can make it in lawn, I always say, and
Speaker 3: show business Australia, you can make it anywhere. Lawn it goes.
Speaker 3: You were there, lord, I'm just trying to get away
Speaker 3: with me. You're here now, you're everywhere. So that was
Speaker 3: more interested in me having a mural as you were
Speaker 3: having your own once and so that is why it's
Speaker 3: almost finished. The Wall of Dogs came from this. We
Speaker 3: asked you what you can have your own mural? What
Speaker 3: do you want on on Lgon Street, such an iconic street.
Speaker 3: Forget lawn. They're shoving me out in lawn. There's some
Speaker 3: cheap bus sides out there. He's gonna be everywhere has
Speaker 3: fallen becomes of the boat share. So that's how it
Speaker 3: started off with the Wall of Dogs, which is almost
Speaker 3: done for you to go and see Onlinon Street, which
Speaker 3: I promise you is twenty one of your awesome dogs.
Speaker 3: It looks great, it looks so good there. You want
Speaker 3: to go and see it this weekend and then later
Speaker 3: on this week painting will commence on the wall of grants.
Speaker 3: We heard some amazing story last week's about some amazing grants.
Speaker 3: So we got one last wall up on Victoria Parade.
Speaker 3: What do you want on the wall? Your own mural? N?
Speaker 3: One four three David's Texaning Christian, what about a wall
Speaker 3: of truckers? Without us? You'd stuff stop start strong talking
Speaker 3: a Monday? But did you take it? Easy thought? It's
Speaker 3: a vote for a kind of Australia.
Speaker 9: You'd start a wall of truckers. It's a pretty grizzly wall.
Speaker 3: He sounds like a future serial killers all starve, starve.
Speaker 7: My dad was a truckie.
Speaker 3: Saw quickly and be honor him under whateverything. We just said,
Speaker 3: why can't you have that with conversations like you do
Speaker 3: on a word document? Undo? Just the last fifteen seconds?
Speaker 3: Can I just say I love truckers the more I
Speaker 3: think about it, actually without our stayed starved? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: just take some Let's move on quickly. AnyWho, Nicole?
Speaker 5: What should be on the wall the final mural?
Speaker 8: Good morning? I reckon you should have a wall of scars.
Speaker 13: Scars, scars get scars because.
Speaker 8: Scars I mean like there's a story behind it. And
Speaker 8: how often you say, oh, what happened there?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 13: Mate?
Speaker 8: And they'll they'll tell you a story and I think
Speaker 8: they're pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a wall of scars and what it might look
Speaker 3: like for some cosmetic surgery business around the corner.
Speaker 2: It would be pretty confronting. You're just walking past the
Speaker 2: wall and they started like a photo.
Speaker 3: A cute wall of victims or some sort of crime scene.
Speaker 3: It gets your attention though, it would get your attention.
Speaker 3: The ward of scars, war of Grand's ward of dogs
Speaker 3: or scars. That's your progression, Nicole. We're brainstorming at the moment.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much your idea. Let's go to thank you,
Speaker 3: Let's go to Scott. Hello, Hello Scott, you're on the road.
Speaker 3: What's your idea? Mate?
Speaker 13: My more here is an Australian dug in the sixteen seventies.
Speaker 3: Well, a couple of holdings up there, like a commodore
Speaker 3: on a tarana.
Speaker 10: Oh even earlier.
Speaker 14: What's the old barrows or.
Speaker 3: Yeap word of cars would be great. That's a lovely idea, Scott.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Thank you, have a good day mate.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Akara.
Speaker 8: Now, good morning, Christian and team.
Speaker 3: How's it going, Yes, Car, how is your weekend?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 8: Lovely, lovely, not too bad at all.
Speaker 14: My idea is, you've got a wall of dogs, you've
Speaker 14: got a wall of grands, why not a wall of cats.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I am getting every day angry complaints from the
Speaker 3: cat people, death threats and stuff like that. They cut
Speaker 3: up rough cats.
Speaker 5: Is a good owner, Kara?
Speaker 14: Yes, I have two cats and a dog, and I
Speaker 14: have to say the cats keep us on our coas
Speaker 14: I just have so much personality, and they gang up
Speaker 14: on the dog.
Speaker 3: So I think being ganged up on by cats a.
Speaker 8: Little toy kervoodle.
Speaker 3: He's it coming.
Speaker 2: But the cats is beloved as dogs like everyone universal.
Speaker 2: We put up a wall of cats, will there still
Speaker 2: be that same love from the community.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: I think it was some sort of shrine. That's why
Speaker 3: we have to We couldn't call it the ward of cats.
Speaker 3: We'd have to call it the shrine of cats. I'm
Speaker 3: on board, Kara, great idea, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: The Last Wall, the Last Mural. We're giving it away.
Speaker 3: It's on Victor or a parade. You can have whatever
Speaker 3: you want on there, it will go. And on the
Speaker 3: ones we've done so far is the wall of cat
Speaker 3: note dogs, ants, dogs, Yeah, but scars, knees, backsides, buttcks
Speaker 3: of Melbourne. Now we've got.
Speaker 5: People would come a farm and I've been to that
Speaker 5: Arn't museum Moana.
Speaker 3: There's some strange stuff there that has put Hobart on
Speaker 3: the map. They've got a wall of a different time,
Speaker 3: not quite a but that would be a great talking point.
Speaker 3: AnyWho don't send us those photos still clean my mox
Speaker 3: more your grands, that's not that be the next one
Speaker 3: that drops into my inbox. Where were we? This is right?
Speaker 3: We've got a wall to give away a Victoria parade.
Speaker 3: We've done the wall of dogs, We've done the wall
Speaker 3: of of grants. It doesn't have to be lots of things,
Speaker 3: it can be just one. So far your suggestions today, then, Christian,
Speaker 3: have about a wall a truck with us? You'd starve
Speaker 3: it's so aggressive for me. It's just this guy here, right,
Speaker 3: and then people starving in the background, rob and they're tummies. Christian?
Speaker 5: What about wall of Melbourne's most famous pubs?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, like that, Nick, Christian idea for the wall
Speaker 3: mural people who've died in the last twelve months. Oh
Speaker 3: and that is It's a lovely idea, but it makes Yeah,
Speaker 3: it is lovely. Yeah, Christian, if you can I wind,
Speaker 3: if you had to do the shrine of cats, I'm
Speaker 3: saying we can't call it wall of cats. They're too arrogant.
Speaker 3: You've gotta have a shine of cats. You might have
Speaker 3: all the neighborhood cats hissing at the wall that they
Speaker 3: wouldn't be doing that as a very smelly wall. Christian.
Speaker 3: I'd like the idea of the shine of cats. But
Speaker 3: how about a wall of Australian inventions?
Speaker 9: The goon sack, the shoey Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wow, what a wall of culture.
Speaker 7: I was thinking more hills, Hoist River.
Speaker 2: Mawa, we're run quickly down with the old Australian smashed.
Speaker 3: Very proud of that Australia.
Speaker 7: The bottle flash box flight recorder is another one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. It's quite a wall up. There is
Speaker 3: a lot of random stuff. Let's go to work, Catherine.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Catherine. Hi, I'm good, had a great weekend
Speaker 3: and hello again, and hello Catherine. What's you go on
Speaker 3: the wall?
Speaker 8: I think a wall of public transport over the years,
Speaker 8: has been quite a few different trains.
Speaker 3: Yeah, type of tram Catherine, girls.
Speaker 7: Yea, the Rattlers, trams, trains, just sort of the history
Speaker 7: of transport upon that wall here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, buses, yeah, yeah, uh, unicycles, many farthings.
Speaker 13: Whatever up there, whatever.
Speaker 3: Whatever, any way to promote the show. Catherine, thank you
Speaker 3: very much for calling in.
Speaker 11: Oh good, not a problem.
Speaker 6: Have a good day, guys, thank.
Speaker 3: You for squeeze. Thank you. Okay, yeah, Lillian, yes, yes, Lenian,
Speaker 3: what's going on? What's your goal on the wall.
Speaker 8: Just a local sporting hero.
Speaker 3: This is nice there. Now, what do you mean by
Speaker 3: local sporting hero? Do you mean not the ones we
Speaker 3: don't know about?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, not like you Murv Hughes or Shane
Speaker 11: warn Don't get me wrong, they're both fantastic cricketers or
Speaker 11: and all of that, but like, you know, your grassroots
Speaker 11: sort of players that have played whether it's cricket, football, soccer,
Speaker 11: that have done amazing things in sport hockey. My family
Speaker 11: all play lacrosse. You know, there's so many heroes out
Speaker 11: there that you just don't hear about, and it would
Speaker 11: be really good to have, you know, Joe Blow from
Speaker 11: down the road, that's played seven hundred games, is seventy
Speaker 11: years old, and you know he's never been regne for
Speaker 11: what he's done.
Speaker 3: Is he really called Joe Blow?
Speaker 11: I don't know what he's name.
Speaker 3: Look him up on Facebook, gun for bloodyel seven games old,
Speaker 3: Joe Blow from down the Road. I want to all
Speaker 3: called Joe Blow from down the Road. I want to
Speaker 3: be a kid's TV show take over and bluey Joe
Speaker 3: Blow from down the Road. But you know what, this
Speaker 3: is a nice idea. You're right because there are all
Speaker 3: these people that have made a big impact in communities
Speaker 3: that we don't even know about that uncertain sporting heroes,
Speaker 3: and I bet people would know who have been their
Speaker 3: legends over the years in their areas and teams and
Speaker 3: VFL clubs and.
Speaker 11: So many people from different areas. Give you different people
Speaker 11: like you know from you know, a forty clubin Edenhope
Speaker 11: or you know Janning Sheppton or wherever you know, just
Speaker 11: go getting the whole community community into it.
Speaker 3: Nice idea, Lillian, that's a great idea. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for sharing it with us today. Have a good week,
Speaker 3: you two.
Speaker 4: Bron you're listening to the question of Conl's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Idea for the last wall, a wall of all the
Speaker 3: best Smiths heard lyrics. I want to see Paul Kelly
Speaker 3: on a little o pin. Not a bad idea, Yes,
Speaker 3: can we have that? Michael boltwo. What's the one resting
Speaker 3: his balls by the dock of the bone. I'd love
Speaker 3: to see that.
Speaker 5: Michael BOMs balls and a mural waters.
Speaker 3: The shrine of Mickey Be's balls. Anyway, let's get into
Speaker 3: this week's misshard lyrics. It's just another miss heard many
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Speaker 5: Time for your brand new misshard lyrics.
Speaker 3: The way this works, we play back your misheard lyrics
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Speaker 5: According to Tom's is I'm going to fight a moth?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So subtle. Yeah, I'm going to fight a moth. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Very hard to fight them as well. They're very slipping
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Speaker 5: What is that control?
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Speaker 3: I'm out of time? Or is it your Annan Touch?
Speaker 5: I don't they is it you're Alan Touch, I'm at
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Speaker 3: It's brilliant. That is so on the nose. That is
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Speaker 3: I'm out of time. It's christ It's so Chris, well done, Bruce.
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Speaker 3: Miss Her lyric con to Sandy hillis what's your zodiac sign?
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Speaker 3: Christian My whole life.
Speaker 5: I've been singing, what's your zodiac sign?
Speaker 3: I didn't know he was mentally said anything else, Elena.
Speaker 3: This is a huge discovery. Do you think he was
Speaker 3: just inquiring a volume about someone zodiac side? All right, sir,
Speaker 3: let's get into some of your emails. We call late
Speaker 3: to the party late instead of come in over the weekend.
Speaker 3: A lot of these emails are to do with the
Speaker 3: kind of just took off. I think we're span over
Speaker 3: three days. In the end, we'll We're just simply asking
Speaker 3: you have all the trades, who's the king of all trades?
Speaker 3: Who works the hardest on a site and who doesn't?
Speaker 3: Lots of course, lots of big emotion. And on Friday,
Speaker 3: one of you. Greg had a great idea to settle
Speaker 3: this once and for all in a country that it
Speaker 3: loves its sport and loves its competitiveness, a trade y Olympics.
Speaker 3: Christian and I have got an idea for trade Olympics.
Speaker 3: Who can assemble an ikea flap pat the fastest that
Speaker 3: comes from Emma Jane here, Maybe we should take away
Speaker 3: the instructions see how they get on. Christian, seeing us
Speaker 3: a lot of trades use trainers. My Our idea for
Speaker 3: an event at the Trade Olympics would be trailer speed
Speaker 3: reversing time penalties apply if they jackknife, will get the
Speaker 3: trailer off the course.
Speaker 5: That is actually a really good idea, Christian.
Speaker 3: I tell you who the hardest works are brickies. Well
Speaker 3: that's she got no homes, a lot of threats, threats.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't for us, we could do a whole
Speaker 3: phone and couldn't tomorrow. If it wasn't for us, you'd
Speaker 3: have Russ DJs, You'd have no bratmish, No one would care.
Speaker 3: If it wasn't everything would be fine. Christian. I was
Speaker 3: listening to the show Friday whilst I was out with
Speaker 3: the dog marking his territory. Was it dog marking his
Speaker 3: tetory or you marking it for or both of you together? Christian,
Speaker 3: your Trade Olympics big idea. Can't stop thinking about it
Speaker 3: all weekend. I've got some events to sort out the
Speaker 3: week from the chaff in the Trading States, A combination
Speaker 3: of the World's Strongest Man, greatest TV show ever accorded
Speaker 3: to me Scott of Shining Games and Modern Olympics. The
Speaker 3: Sparky hammer throw using a roll of electrical y competitors
Speaker 3: have to throw this as far as they can. The
Speaker 3: bricky carry move a pile of bricks from one stack
Speaker 3: to another again under a time. The chippy cabertoss throw
Speaker 3: a one hundred by one hundred piece of timber over
Speaker 3: a bar. I love the idea.
Speaker 9: That's like a high jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a really good idea. The concrete barrow
Speaker 3: sprint a race over one hundred meters with a barrow
Speaker 3: full of wet concrete points deducted for spillach. The plumber
Speaker 3: javelin using a length of copper as a spear. They
Speaker 3: have to hell this these crap These are all groat
Speaker 3: and ideas. What we have decided because it was so
Speaker 3: much fun last week hearing your suggestion of trade Olympics,
Speaker 3: we are going to host the first ever inaugural Tradey Olympics. Huge.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows that the world's biggest sporting event this year.
Speaker 3: It's not the Grand Final, it's not the Super Bowl,
Speaker 3: it's not the Soccer World Cup in guitar at the
Speaker 3: end of the year. No, we all know it. The
Speaker 3: Olympic Games is scared of the Commonwealth Games. It's like
Speaker 3: the bigger bully, isn't it it's like, okay, you've got
Speaker 3: Olympic gold, but have you.
Speaker 5: Got common Wolf with only six or seven?
Speaker 3: When you take away some of the lightweight countries that
Speaker 3: can't enter, like Russia, China and America, you'll live with
Speaker 3: the hardcore. The hard core. You know, it's always a
Speaker 3: shooting between Australia and TEGV. It's mainly our two countries
Speaker 3: that bed. And if it's the most of the Colworth Games,
Speaker 3: let's not get into time. We love it. However, when
Speaker 3: the world's biggest event is on the Commonwealth Games, there
Speaker 3: will be the Tradeing Olympics date for diary. By the way,
Speaker 3: when it is the common Games, we should all know it.
Speaker 3: Oh July should July maybe a wall of the Colnwealth Games.
Speaker 9: Maybe we need a calendar just all.
Speaker 3: These significant dates. When is we only that we actually
Speaker 3: had a meeting about this Friday? We did producer Tom
Speaker 3: he's got the dates twenty eighth of July. That's what
Speaker 3: I knew as the twenty eighth of July or the
Speaker 3: twenty ninth or thirty and there were some complications this
Speaker 3: year twenty eighth of July, there will be the Tradeing Olympics.
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Speaker 3: Time now for this morning's time waster. An amazing story
Speaker 3: here in Melbourne, a teenager, nineteen year old Gabby has
Speaker 3: become the youngest person to climb Mount Everest.
Speaker 9: Jeez, that's a teenager.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be using this as a way of
Speaker 3: try and motivate my team, you know, climb, climb out
Speaker 3: of beds sometimes at the weekends alone go and climb
Speaker 3: Mount Everest. And I I was reading up on this.
Speaker 3: It's quite amazing story actually what nineteen year old Gaby's done.
Speaker 3: She climbed this with her mum.
Speaker 9: Oh that's the real story.
Speaker 3: Yeah. To me, that's huge because if it was my
Speaker 3: daughter's they wouldn't make it out of base camp yelling
Speaker 3: each other. You know, if backpacks are not on straight.
Speaker 3: If backpacks are on straight, did you wash those goggles?
Speaker 3: We'll put them on. Where's your water bowl? You don't
Speaker 3: look after anything nice for you in your dad game?
Speaker 3: They would they would not be climbing up that together.
Speaker 3: In my mind, you know, a teenager climbing a mountain
Speaker 3: with your mom. The teenagers traits him behind. We there ye.
Speaker 9: Dropping along a much more left on this.
Speaker 5: Mountains hate mountains.
Speaker 3: So boring. All right, today's time where it's then to
Speaker 3: do with this nineteen year old teenager become the youngest
Speaker 3: Australian ever, then to climb Mount Everest. Today we're looking
Speaker 3: for your younger movies. Make a movie younger. All right,
Speaker 3: here's my rio for you, Mark dude. Where's my car seat?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Where about the car? Where's the car seat? And a
Speaker 3: little baby now warming up? Silver?
Speaker 5: I Pram Sam didn't get for iron?
Speaker 3: Pram like? Interesting? I should have done that so much better.
Speaker 3: What would I have got? What do I get for I?
Speaker 3: Pram Sam?
Speaker 9: Still silver?
Speaker 3: Oh? Lovely? The girl with the barney tattoo? I was
Speaker 3: that purple dinosaur?
Speaker 12: Silver?
Speaker 3: Fuss? Where am I gonna get gold? I thought that
Speaker 3: was a goal twelve year old angry men? Oh and
Speaker 3: they're angry and they got a passive verdict.
Speaker 9: There it is, there's your gold.
Speaker 3: There we go. I got a chat on the show
Speaker 3: recently about one of the greatest musical songs, Fiddler on
Speaker 3: the Roof. Okay, now the younger version of, of course,
Speaker 3: top hole Toddler on the roof, Get him down off first, dangerous?
Speaker 3: How'd you get out there? That little toddler? Gold? And
Speaker 3: the unnecessary driving Miss Day's granddaughter. Oh, let's not worry
Speaker 3: about that one. I'm pram Sam Gold. All right, Ria,
Speaker 3: what have you got? Make a movie younger?
Speaker 9: A superhero going through puberty?
Speaker 2: Why that's bratman, that's gold.
Speaker 3: You look nervous. Praise puberty. Just remember where we were.
Speaker 3: Lessons learn mushtag, lessons.
Speaker 9: Learned, silence of the prams.
Speaker 5: You judge mine, you'll get the same mild and silver.
Speaker 9: Throw dummy from the train.
Speaker 2: Bronze, okay, tantrum of the opera.
Speaker 12: That's silver, downgraded and one final one. This must be
Speaker 12: the placenter. Sorry, this must be This must be the place,
Speaker 12: This must be the placenter.
Speaker 3: It's younger. Yeah, technically he's delivering all right silver.
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Speaker 3: All right, Rio, you're in to Mark, I'm ready Younger movies,
Speaker 3: tween war, good Silver, very smart Alex instead of Donny
Speaker 3: Dnko Donny Bassinette. That's when Donny Dunko was a little
Speaker 3: little baby in his bassinet. The dreams have been a
Speaker 3: gangster one day, Daniel I I thought that was a
Speaker 3: gold born Hardt not wrong on so many accounts, and
Speaker 3: Trump struggling to why why we read it out? Nancy
Speaker 3: Rioted telling me to read it. Four weddings and a
Speaker 3: christening good silver plus. That's what I get. Judy birthing
Speaker 3: Miss Daisy, squishing the old pushing the old lady out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you give to an old nana. What's
Speaker 3: happened here? Andy? Three men in the fetus, God Warren,
Speaker 3: very good, Nappy Gilmore. Only dude, whar's my pacifier? We
Speaker 3: brought some baby poop. Let's not give that gold. Do
Speaker 3: not give that girl? Come on, silver plus teenagers that
Speaker 3: grunted goats silver plus.
Speaker 5: Three men in a twinkle in their eyes.
Speaker 3: Men who stare at cots, No God, no, babies who
Speaker 3: stare at boobs are staring going on today, staring Monday,
Speaker 3: kids who stare at kids to my carriage. We don't
Speaker 3: want to do. We're asking to make a movie Younger Today.
Speaker 3: Black head down, so the black corn like that breastfeeding
Speaker 3: miss Daisy. It's been some unsaving stuff to down at
Speaker 3: the time. That is a gold, Lee Davis and finally
Speaker 3: make a movie Younger. A TikTok orange silver, very clever bok.
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Speaker 5: Tomorrow Show Today.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's show. Today Tomorrow on the show. Then today we
Speaker 3: got some stories about bunk beds and trampolines. We were
Speaker 3: hearing about your childhood injuries and bunk beds became a
Speaker 3: running theme along with trampoline injuries, bunk beds, trampolines. Tomorrow
Speaker 3: on the show, and it exploded after hearing about coat
Speaker 3: bottles in Perth in high temperatures exploding in the eighties,
Speaker 3: twelve stitches needed in our viewers chin held up now
Speaker 3: making onto TV. Who was the legend that came round
Speaker 3: to interview Patsy.
Speaker 7: Terry willis one and only?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it exploded. More stories of things exploding, and
Speaker 3: then decision time for us tomorrow morning on the show.
Speaker 3: What will be the third and final wall that we're
Speaker 3: giving away on Victoria Parade your own mural. You can
Speaker 3: have whatever you want. We will painting so many great
Speaker 3: ideas coming in this final one. If you got any
Speaker 3: more ideas, it's your own war. What do you think
Speaker 3: would be great to add up there? We've got the
Speaker 3: wall of Dogs of twenty one listeners Amazing Dogs, which
Speaker 3: is almost painted on commercial light on Street. The wall
Speaker 3: of Gram's been painted this week and then the third
Speaker 3: and final one. I love this on Rebecca. What about
Speaker 3: a wall of Melbourne mullets? Love says Melbourne. Nothing says
Speaker 3: Australia more than the munnet a wall of mull This
Speaker 3: comes from Rebeccah, who says she's been covering some cracking mullllets.
Speaker 3: De Boss Beauty in Cows, Philip Island. I love the
Speaker 3: sound of De Boss Beauty, Rebecca of De Boss Beauty
Speaker 3: in Cow's Philip Land. Any ideas Everything is up for grabs.
Speaker 3: We'll be announcing what is going to be on tomorrow's show.
Speaker 3: You got all day have a thing? Email me Christian
Speaker 3: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Thanks for joining
Speaker 3: us well.
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