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Speaker 2: Wild stuff here, real American Holy moly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. So tonight on Will and Woody Dearly Yeah. Now,

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Speaker 1: Woody in the back of a cab with Tim Robards

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Speaker 1: what the porno would be called. Are you gonna hear that? Really?

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Speaker 1: This our Jimmy Barnes is zig one as well, though

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Speaker 1: wonderful change. Jimmy telling stories, we really struggle to get

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Speaker 2: He motives, but but motors, Well, you don't want to

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Speaker 2: interrupt him when he's telling such dynamite stories, So you'll

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Speaker 2: hear that. Plus, if you've ever wanted to look busy

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Speaker 2: stay tuned in this podcast because what a guy does

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Plus, the return of Scott Morrison on the show is

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Speaker 1: on because Wood's got absolutely torch last time by the PM.

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Speaker 1: So it wasn't good today, it's good. The defenses back

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Speaker 1: see tomorrowcasting an Australian music icon, joins us exclusively to

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Speaker 1: tell us banging stories from his past and hopefully cure

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Speaker 4: Yeah, say.

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Speaker 5: Who and where is Bondboddy doesn't care?

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Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, Yeah whatever, I'm probably going Who's joining

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Speaker 2: We should We should get Mark Holden back, then Holden

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Speaker 1: Hit That man is wild.

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Speaker 2: He is incredibly wild.

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Speaker 2: He's put an end to radio interviews though he thinks

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Speaker 1: was an extraordinary chat with.

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Speaker 2: Him, absolutely so. Jimmy Barnes joins us very soon but

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Speaker 2: right now, give us a call if you are over

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Speaker 2: the age of thirty one, I'll include thirty one thirty

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Speaker 1: Live census right up next. Sometimes that's how we're making

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Speaker 2: Podcasting woods right now, of us people to call bloody Earth,

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Speaker 2: Why am I talking about it? Our beautiful Prime Minister

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Speaker 2: Sorry Scott for building a chicken coop? And I think

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Speaker 2: Pete. The learnings from Donna. Keep your weekend activity short

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Speaker 1: Taking a cat in a harness to the beach. Pretty boring.

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Speaker 2: Ye. Yeah, let's got a Ryan, Ryan, what did you

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Speaker 3: We went out. My partner and myself went out on

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Speaker 1: Worst game. We will never do that ever again, Jesus. Podcasting, Wow,

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Speaker 2: He is you got to stop lying to people.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't I know this? Why don't people tell me

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Speaker 1: Well, obviously we kept it from you because.

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Speaker 1: He absolutely torched you. If you managed to avoid this audio,

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Speaker 1: Though I've got a got a girlfriend friend now, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think of comebacks better when you build it up

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Speaker 1: No, it's not, it's not. It's got to be flippant,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm ready this time.

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Speaker 2: Last time, I didn't bring guns to the fight. Now

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Speaker 1: well because you're not a good You're not good at comebacks.

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Speaker 1: He needs to work on his comebacks for the PM

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Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect podcasting.

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Speaker 1: A lot of you guys would remember last time he

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Speaker 2: Wow, Savage Minister goes wow, it still hurts, lifting that

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Speaker 2: it still hurts.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'm here, Lockie, burn me go, let's do this.

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Speaker 1: That's it podcasting now, if you've got good small talk

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Speaker 5: Listen, listen, listen, I could an everyone.

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Speaker 1: We brought to you by lad Broke. And speaking of lads,

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Speaker 1: this bloke is going to join us very shortly. Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Barnes is right up next on Willham Woody after Australia's

447
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Speaker 1: Easiest Quiz Australias Esius Plain.

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Speaker 2: Today we've got Steph. Steph as always, there are thirty

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Speaker 2: seconds on the clock. You got to get ten questions right.

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Speaker 2: You can pass on any question and we have to

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Speaker 2: take your first answer first. What is your favorite Jimmy

452
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Speaker 2: Barnes song?

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Speaker 3: Pass?

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Speaker 2: No, that wasn't very good. If you're prepared you can pass.

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Speaker 2: Very good, Steph. But that wasn't the real quiz. That

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Speaker 2: was just a warm up.

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Speaker 1: All right, So let's move on, shall we? Woods case,

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Speaker 1: and for me, sigma of yours is, as I say now,

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Speaker 1: nearly every week, definitely up for review.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't enjoy that bit. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 2: honest with you. I have to say the rules. It's boring.

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Speaker 1: No, But then you ask them a question.

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Speaker 2: So what should I do? Do the rules and.

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Speaker 1: Do the rules? Just move them on?

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Speaker 2: All right? From this day forth, I will not ask

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Speaker 2: how they are.

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Speaker 1: No, you can ask them how they are?

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Speaker 2: No, that's a question.

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Speaker 1: No, you just go how are you? Here are the rules.

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Speaker 1: We'll do the quiz.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Steph? How are you?

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Speaker 1: You've already done quiz the quiz? Christ all right, staff,

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Speaker 1: you got thirty seconds on the clock. Answer ten questions?

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Speaker 12: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Who am I talking to right now? The movie Free

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Speaker 1: Willy featured which animal? What is Donald Trump's wife called?

478
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Speaker 1: Have you ever brained your ankle?

479
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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Give me another word for intelligence? What do you use

481
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Speaker 1: for your nose? It's true, I'm something hum something? Should

482
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Speaker 1: you wear socks with sandals? Who's better? End sync or

483
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Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys. What does the Hawaiian word aloha?

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Speaker 6: Men?

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Speaker 3: Who the skirts?

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Speaker 2: Did you say biscuit? She said, hu, who look at those,

487
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Speaker 2: Jake bro We're talking about this as a huge concern

488
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Speaker 2: of mine. Thank you for bringing that one, Steph. You

489
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Speaker 2: haven't got there. You haven't got there. Biscuit hula skirt

490
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Speaker 2: which is very similar to biscuit. Obviously wrong Aloha. Actually

491
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Speaker 2: it means hello, goodbye and love. I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: I didn't hear what. The last question was a pitter

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Speaker 3: wie wear the hula party?

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Speaker 1: What do you wear to a hula party? I said,

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Speaker 1: what does the Hawaiian word aloha mean?

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Speaker 2: I mean two of us have baddies.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's a nice protest, but we're going to

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Speaker 1: reject that one. She got another one wrong as well,

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Speaker 1: would she did?

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump's wife is called Millennia.

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Speaker 9: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's also got COVID nineteen locked up with Donald

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Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks. Tough times far Yeah, Hey, Steph,

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Speaker 1: thanks for playing that mate. Absolutely pleasure to have you

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Speaker 1: on the radio. Podcasting now I've got an icon of

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Speaker 1: Australian music, global music really right now on the show

507
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Speaker 1: this he is.

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Speaker 2: Literally woven into the music fabric of this fine country.

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Speaker 1: Not bad for a bloke who was actually born in Scotland.

510
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: His voice is unmistakable.

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Speaker 2: We've all heard of vocal warm ups.

512
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Speaker 1: I've listened to this, Craig roast Church.

513
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Speaker 2: He spent a lot of twenty twenty singing duets on Insta.

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Speaker 1: With his beautiful wife Jean, who am my ad has

515
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Speaker 1: an exceptional set of babes herself.

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Speaker 7: Now that's hashtagable girls.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Heed to chatter by his new book and single release,

518
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Speaker 1: Killing Time. Welcome to the show, Jimmy Funy.

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Speaker 3: How a hell of an introt? How I feel like

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Speaker 3: warming up just listening to it?

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Speaker 2: Oh crack in, Jimmy, Craig and if you want to

522
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Speaker 2: warm up, don't drop it.

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Speaker 3: I warmed down. Actually so good.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, great to talk to you, Matt. This is this

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Speaker 1: is really special for us. Is a huge fans got

526
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Speaker 1: a copy of the brand new book Killing Time in

527
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: the studio right now. It's a series of different stories

528
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: that you've that you've put in there, Jimmy, and we

529
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Speaker 1: just mentioned your wife Jane and the stuff you guys

530
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Speaker 1: have been doing on Instagram. Apparently in the book there's

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Speaker 1: a story about your your your wedding anniversary and really

532
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Speaker 1: celebrating the actual man.

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Speaker 3: Man, it's traumatic, you know. We we got married on

534
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Speaker 3: the twenty second of May. Winter winter down here, and

535
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Speaker 3: we live in the Islands, and so it's quite cold

536
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Speaker 3: down here, sure, And so it was a big sort

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Speaker 3: of sunny but freezing cold day. It was about five

538
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Speaker 3: degrees and the sun was starting to go down. And

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Speaker 3: I said to Jane, you know, let me know, anniversary,

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Speaker 3: let me take you for a little romantic canoe, you know.

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Speaker 3: And she's going, oh, no, I don't really want. I

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Speaker 3: have to come on. We'll rug up, it'll be nice

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Speaker 3: and you know, paddle up the river and all that

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Speaker 3: sort of stuff. And I talked. I managed to talk

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Speaker 3: at it against a better judgment, and we got up

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Speaker 3: the rever, you know, and I've got the straw hair

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Speaker 3: and I was singing, like singing like the gondolier, you know,

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00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 3: singing Italian songs, and it was all very romantic where

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Speaker 3: she was freezing cold, and I got about, you know,

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Speaker 3: a couple of hundred yards up the river, and she

551
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Speaker 3: said maybe we should just turn around and go back down.

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Speaker 3: I said, whatever you want. If your anniversary no worries,

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Speaker 3: and I don't know. I just wasn't concentrating when I

554
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Speaker 3: turned the canoe row and I flipped it over and

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Speaker 3: we both went in the water and it was absolutely freezing.

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Speaker 3: It was, but luckily the first thing I did was

557
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Speaker 3: rab my in my hand in my jacket pocket and

558
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Speaker 3: put my phone over my head so the iPhone survived, right,

559
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Speaker 3: And we get out. We're out, and we're standing on

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Speaker 3: the side of the thing, and there's a photo in

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Speaker 3: the book of peer Jans. She looks like a grown rat.

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Speaker 9: She was.

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Speaker 3: She was crying. She was crying, and I was just

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Speaker 3: laughing so much, but it was ridiculous, and she's just

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Speaker 3: she's crying away, and I'm saying, come on, Dylan, you

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Speaker 3: have to stop crying, and you have to help me

567
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Speaker 3: drank the canoe out of the river or we're going

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Speaker 3: to freeze it.

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Speaker 6: So we got it up.

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Speaker 3: I tipped it over and I paddled her back up

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Speaker 3: in deathly silence. My day and wanted to kill me.

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Speaker 3: And I got I got back to home, and she

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Speaker 3: she jumped straight at the canoe and left me to

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Speaker 3: pull it up myself. I don't think she spoke to

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Speaker 3: me for the rest of the night and it took

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Speaker 3: her about two years to ever go anywhere near the

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Speaker 3: water with me again.

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Speaker 1: Happy anniversary, honey, you called her, and I hope she's

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Speaker 1: not listening to this interview because you just called her

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Speaker 1: a drowned rat and admitted that you saved your life.

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Speaker 3: She looked like one, and she said and when I

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Speaker 3: told her I put the boat in the book, she did.

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Speaker 3: I said, yeah, sorry, but it's just so funny. It's

584
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Speaker 3: a big part of the story, you know. For a

585
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 3: ground rat, she's extremely beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Now I've got a special guess, Jimmy Buns. Who's on

587
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: the phone?

588
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: Are you going to go?

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Speaker 2: We've got you on, Jimmy, because you've written a new

590
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: book called Killing Time, which is a collection of a

591
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 2: whole bunch of short stories. Mate. Can you tell us

592
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: a bit more about, you know, going from the height

593
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Speaker 2: of rock and roll to now coaching your kids soccer team?

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00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: Man, Well, you know what I used to go. I

596
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 3: used to my son was in a little school down

597
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 3: here in the island, and uh and he was like seven.

598
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 3: It was the under sevens, and I used to go

599
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 3: watch them and none of them, you know, we see

600
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: them kids football, They all like it was like twenty

601
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 3: two kids were all running after the ball at the

602
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 3: same time, looked like ants. And I was there and

603
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,239
Speaker 3: I used to play football and had lots of good

604
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 3: mates to play football. And they and the first school

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Speaker 3: they could, they didn't have a coach, you know, and

606
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,239
Speaker 3: each parent was taking their time, you know, coaching them,

607
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 3: and some of them were really mean, you know, like

608
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 3: really like trying to live vicariously through their kids and

609
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 3: yelling at them as all the schools. So I thought,

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Speaker 3: you know, I volunteered. I said I'll be I'll be

611
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 3: the coach. So I got in there and it was

612
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 3: the hardest job, no kidding, because they really none of

613
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Speaker 3: them listened. They didn't really want They just wanted to

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Speaker 3: run around and have a good time. So what happened

615
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: was I, you know, I decided that they really they

616
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 3: weren't going to learn much and it was too little,

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Speaker 3: so I just let him do what they wanted. And

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Speaker 3: you know, we used to do and it was a

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Speaker 3: little private school, so they weren't really tough, and they

620
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Speaker 3: used to play against all of the local public schools

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Speaker 3: and get the hell beat out of them. So and

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Speaker 3: we get beaten. They had beaten like fourteen nil, you know,

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Speaker 3: which is a lot when you're playing soccer. And and

624
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Speaker 3: they come off the field all excited, they go did

625
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 3: we win? And I go, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah yeah.

626
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Speaker 3: And I get them all and I getting them apart

627
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Speaker 3: their dance stuff arming, and I'd take them all to

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Speaker 3: the ice cream shop and and and every week I

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00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,719
Speaker 3: would celebrate in the ice cream shop because we want

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Speaker 3: but we're getting beatn by by ten goals every week.

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Speaker 3: And and I actually did things like I got you

632
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Speaker 3: know Craig Johnson who used to play football for the

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Speaker 3: Liverpool and you know he was one of the greatest

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Speaker 3: footballers to come out of Australia. Craig was mine. So

635
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Speaker 3: Craig came down. That's just tiny as little screw, I'm

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Speaker 3: telling you. And Craig came down one day with a

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Speaker 3: couple of soccer roos and did and and did coaching

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Speaker 3: clinics for them. Couldn't help. The coaching was great. That

639
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 3: the students weren't listening, but it was. It was great,

640
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 3: and we still lost. But uh then one day, one

641
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 3: day I was out at the football and you know

642
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 3: when those parents who just screaming at their kids and

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Speaker 3: driving them really hard. I was I was coaching and

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00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 3: was one of my little guys in defense and his

645
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Speaker 3: dad was yelling and calling him useless and screaming at him,

646
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Speaker 3: and the little kid was on his knees crying right.

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Speaker 3: I went down. I was up in the middle of

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Speaker 3: the coaching team. I went down to that end and

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00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 3: I said, what are you doing? And he started yelling

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00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 3: and I said, don't raise your boss at me. I buddy,

651
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 3: knock you out, you know. And just as I just

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00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 3: as I said it, the referee came down and he

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00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 3: thought I'd been screaming at the kids and he reported me.

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Speaker 3: He reported me, and.

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Speaker 2: They threw me off.

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Speaker 3: I was lost.

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Speaker 1: I reckon you. You would give one of the old

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Speaker 1: time great spries though as a coach, I mean young,

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Speaker 1: young kid, I mean notorious for a man who can scream.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not sure what the pipes are doing

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Speaker 1: right now, but would you know, would you mind giving

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Speaker 1: us a sample of Jimmy bards spray at halftime?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And that was very calm. I I think, guys, I'm sad.

665
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 3: I say, guys, you're doing really well. Just just say

666
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: I make sure you have a good time. That's even

667
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 3: a rip. I scream afterwards. You know, were just they

668
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 3: were just like sweet kids, But I did. I really

669
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 3: lost that as for a parent, and I was about

670
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: to jump down he straight when the referee saved him.

671
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 3: That's just as well. You know, it's not a good

672
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: look when your coach gets arrested.

673
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: No pasting. Now.

674
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 2: Trump got COVID on Friday. Just back to the news,

675
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: and I mean he spent the entire weekend trying to

676
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 2: send the message to the entire world that even though

677
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: he got COVID on Friday, he is healthy and he

678
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 2: is back to work.

679
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 6: I came here wasn't feeling so well. I feel much

680
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 6: better now. We're working hard to get me all the

681
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 6: way back. I have to be back because we still

682
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 6: have to make America great again. We've done an awfully

683
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 6: good job of that.

684
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,239
Speaker 4: It's been a very interesting journey. I learned a lot

685
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 4: about COVID. I learned it by really going to school.

686
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 4: This is the real school. This isn't the let's read

687
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 4: the book school. And I get it and I understand it,

688
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 4: and it's very interesting thing. I'm going to be letting

689
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 4: you know about it.

690
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 2: That's dandy. He also released some photos of him from

691
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 2: hospital doing work as well. But well, if you zoom

692
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: in on one of the photos that Trump released apparently

693
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 2: doing work from hospital, you can see that he is

694
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: actually signing a blank piece of paper working.

695
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: I do feel bad for him in some respects. Why

696
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: nobody's under the microscope like right now?

697
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:36,360
Speaker 3: Sure?

698
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 2: Sure, sure? And I actually think to get around him again.

699
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: He has pulled off a very tough skill here, and

700
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: that is managing to look busy at work when you're

701
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 2: actually doing nothing.

702
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: Well, he hasn't pulled it off because we're having a

703
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: laugh at him. Very true.

704
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: Well he's attempted to pull it off. Yeah, yeah, I'd

705
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 2: like to hear from people who think they can pull

706
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 2: it off. What is the key to looking busy at

707
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 2: work but not actually you doing anything. George Costanza from

708
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 2: Seinfeld was an absolute weapon at this. Here he is

709
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,720
Speaker 2: in his famous show Seinfeld. I thought that new promotion

710
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 2: was supposed to be a lot more work.

711
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, when the season starts, right now, I should around

712
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 3: pretending that I'm busy.

713
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: How do you pull that off?

714
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: I always look annoyed. When you look annoyed all the time,

715
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 1: people think that you're busy.

716
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: Think about it?

717
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 1: What do you think the key is well, quick delegation,

718
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: Like you're so you need other stuff done for you

719
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: because you haven't got enough time yourself. You know, like

720
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: when the first thing when we see each other at

721
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 1: the start of the day, you and me. Yeah, I'm

722
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: always just like I'd love you to get that audio, Like,

723
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: just give me the best audio of Trump over the weekend?

724
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: You do, because I assume you're busy and all of

725
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: a sudden, like everyone's like, wow, he can't get it himself.

726
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: He couldn't do it himself.

727
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. I shuffle paper.

728
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Everyone sees through that fair enough pasting.

729
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 11: Wow.

730
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 2: What is the key to looking busy at work and

731
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 2: not actually doing anything? Donald Trump attempted this from hospital

732
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 2: over the weekend, released a whole bunch of photos trying

733
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 2: to tell the world he's back at work, still busy.

734
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 2: But when you're zoom in on one of his photos,

735
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 2: you can see that he's actually just signing a blank

736
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 2: piece of paper. We've got omar here on thirteen one

737
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 2: oh sixty five. Ohmar, what's the key to looking busy

738
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: at work?

739
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 8: Walking around with a piece of paper?

740
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 2: Just one piece of paper?

741
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, look, depends depends how busy you want to look?

742
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, Oma, sure so the more the more papers,

743
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: the busier you are. But one piece of paper would

744
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: do it, would I don't know, why are you picking

745
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: holes in that? Because the one piece of paper could

746
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: have the worst news in the world on it, or

747
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: the most important thing in the world on it.

748
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 2: And if you walk with.

749
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: Haste, actually, omar, sorry, are you still there? I don't

750
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: know if you agree with me, but I would say

751
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: one piece of paper is arguably far more important than

752
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 1: multiple pieces.

753
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, look, you got me there, I'll agree with you.

754
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, mate, I appreciate that.

755
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 2: Next time you're doing it, just go with a single

756
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 2: piece of paper. Are going back for good? If I

757
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 2: if I broke into a jog, will like if I'm

758
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: running with a piece of paper, Yeah mate, you.

759
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: Get out of the way. You may as well be

760
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: running with a shotgun like it's running the piece of paper.

761
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: Stand clear.

762
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is good. We've got tippy here now.

763
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: In fact, next time you want to go to lunch

764
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: without anyone asking you questions, just sprint out the door

765
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: holding a piece of paper.

766
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 2: Even if you just sprint, like, surely if you're sprinting,

767
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 2: no one's going to go, hey, can you no.

768
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: That's true? Can you do the facts? Z work nine

769
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:38,959
Speaker 1: to five? Mate?

770
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 9: Me?

771
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: Can you do the facts?

772
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: I used to do that. I used to do that.

773
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 1: Well, obviously not if you've got it doing the facts,

774
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: that's for sure. When was that nineteen ninety nine we've

775
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: got Tippy called? You were still at school, Tippy? We're

776
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 1: talking about looking busy at work? Reckon you got the key?

777
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 8: Yeah, My wasn't me.

778
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 12: It was this old bloke that works with you, this

779
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 12: like three like him'll steel pipe and he walked around

780
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 12: with it every day for at least three years.

781
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: Just a piece of pipe.

782
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 12: There we were in Williams stand on dockyards building more

783
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 12: ships ship. So he just piece of pipe right.

784
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 3: Into the factor.

785
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,399
Speaker 12: You have a yarn, finish his story, walk somewhere else.

786
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 3: That's all we ever done.

787
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: Did he have an excuse, Tippy? If you if someone

788
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: asked him, like, you know, what was his name? Did he.

789
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 8: Called him something?

790
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 6: But I can't.

791
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did call him something pipe or whatever

792
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: it was. No one spoke to him when he when

793
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: he did when he did speak to pipe, anyone said

794
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: what's the pipe for? Did he ever have an excuse,

795
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,280
Speaker 1: so he just moved. No one ever cared because he's

796
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: got a pipe.

797
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 8: He was just going from one he was.

798
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: He's on the move with his five.

799
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: So he's doing important stuff with the pipe.

800
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: Do you know there was a guy at London Zoo

801
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 2: this is a true story who was in the car

802
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 2: park and for fifteen years he used to take money

803
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 2: off people for parking and so he does you drive

804
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 2: in and go Yeah, that's five bucks a park for

805
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 2: the day. Da da da da. It took fifteen years

806
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 2: for someone to comment to London Zoo, you don't have

807
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: to pay for parking London Zi. Gosh, that phenomena.

808
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 1: He is genius.

809
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 8: Wow.

810
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 2: True story.

811
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 1: She had said something like that, here people are coming

812
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 1: back to work here shortly, all of a sudden they're way.

813
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: I mean I think they're recognize us, but who knows.

814
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 2: You've got bolder.

815
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: Podcasting.

816
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 7: Wow.

817
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: Right now, though, we've got one thousand dollars to give away,

818
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: all thanks to Pizza Hut shareing good times in Australia

819
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: for fifty years.

820
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 2: Pizza Hut boards.

821
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: People have missed out and celebrating the Big five O.

822
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: So has Pizza Hut. So what they've said is if

823
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: you give me out and celebrating your fiftieth, or you

824
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: know someone that missed out and celebrating their fiftieth, if

825
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 1: you're allowed to give them a birthday roast on the radio.

826
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: If they can sent to you delivering a bit of

827
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 1: a dodgy story from your fifty beautiful years on the planet,

828
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: you can win a thousand dollars thanks to pizza.

829
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 2: Hut got Cass on the line right now, Cass, you're

830
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 2: nominating your mum, Karen. I am outstanding. She turned fifty

831
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 2: in April. She joins us on the phone as well.

832
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 1: Hi, Karen, h Karen, Hi, are you feeling Karen nervous?

833
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 4: Little?

834
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 2: Yes?

835
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: Now, Karen.

836
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 2: The thousand dollars or winning the thousand dollars is simple.

837
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: You just have to agree to Cass sharing with all

838
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 2: of Australia the story of the text message that you

839
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: accidentally sent her.

840
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 9: Oh no, okay, okay.

841
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 1: Outstanding thousand dollars Karen, So.

842
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, she can share it far away, Cass.

843
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: So.

844
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 9: I was sitting outside, just enjoying some fresh share when

845
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 9: I received a text message from Mom, who was in

846
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 9: her bedroom in the same house, and instantly.

847
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: Heard no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

848
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: don't open that.

849
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 9: I opened it to find some very interesting sexy pictures

850
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 9: of my mom.

851
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:26,280
Speaker 2: Right now, I mean we're a family friendly show, Karen.

852
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 2: Can we talk about the poses at all?

853
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 9: No? I weren't too seductive, Cass, What are your thoughts

854
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 9: on them?

855
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 1: Have you burned them from your memory? Casts have disappeared

856
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: into the abyss, never to be resurrected. I wouldn't ask

857
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: you to illustrate a sketch of your mum doing a

858
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 1: sexy pise so you win a thousand.

859
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 3: Bucks anyway, I'm so exciting.

860
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: Well done, guys all, thanks be touch sharing good times

861
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: in Australia for fifty years. Have you still got the boyfriend, Karen?

862
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: No, well, he's missing out on some thousand dollar nudes,

863
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: it would appear, Karen.

864
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 3: To see what you're hearing, find us on Instagram and

865
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 3: Facebook search Will and Woody