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Speaker 3: Yes, it does. Hello, Laura burn Does that laugh make
Speaker 3: you sad?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's sure. I'm just happy to be here with you.
Speaker 3: Great to be here one on one this week. Baby.
Speaker 5: There is an empty seat right there where Brittany Hockley
Speaker 5: usually sits.
Speaker 2: She's gone. I was about to say, stand sits. Who
Speaker 2: knows what she does?
Speaker 3: She sits. She's a real sitter, that Brittain. If she's
Speaker 3: anything in the world, it's a sit up.
Speaker 2: Where is she?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what I was going to ask
Speaker 3: you the same thing.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't really know that.
Speaker 5: She started doing something very exciting and very secret, and
Speaker 5: she'll be back.
Speaker 3: In due time. We're not worried about.
Speaker 2: No, we're not. We're not anyway, how have you been?
Speaker 3: I'm good, I'm good. I'm glad to do this one
Speaker 3: on one with you. It feels like a long time coming.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I happened? Since? When? How long
Speaker 2: has it been coming for? I've been planning, just waiting
Speaker 2: for Brittie Hockley to have a sink.
Speaker 6: Dawn check my boot.
Speaker 3: BRIT's like, hell, do.
Speaker 2: You know what happened to me? On the way here?
Speaker 5: I got anuther car, walked to go and get a coffee,
Speaker 5: drop the kids off, got back in the car and
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, this coffee doesn't smell very good.
Speaker 2: I'd walked through somebody's.
Speaker 5: Unpicked up dog poo and then walked it straight through
Speaker 5: my car, and now it's baking into the carts.
Speaker 3: We just left it to do to come here. What
Speaker 3: else can you do?
Speaker 2: I don't know, find some baby ones?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe I just.
Speaker 5: Think anyone who leaves that sitting like on the meeting
Speaker 5: stream anywhere, you're a deplorable human.
Speaker 3: I completely agree. That's disgusting. And actually, you know what,
Speaker 3: I could smell it and I didn't want to bring
Speaker 3: it out that's not on my shoes a little bit,
Speaker 3: and there's a big show a new Fidell will be
Speaker 3: here from My Kitchen Rules.
Speaker 5: Yes, I love Manu, but I also I think I
Speaker 5: love him because I'm such a bad cook. So for me,
Speaker 5: looking into the lives of people who can actually cook
Speaker 5: seems like such a novelty.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Children, and he's a he's a rich chef. Like he's
Speaker 3: been around. He can do some good food.
Speaker 2: Just think he's a rich chef.
Speaker 3: Yeah, rich chef like wealthysh like he's got. He's doing
Speaker 3: really well for himself.
Speaker 2: My Kitchen Rules has been going for quite a few
Speaker 2: it has Oh we're also talking.
Speaker 5: I want to know and actually I want to ask
Speaker 5: you this question. Yeah, what's the pettiest thing that you've
Speaker 5: done in a breakup.
Speaker 3: I'm a bit messy when it comes to breakup.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit petty too.
Speaker 3: I've got I'm really petty. I've got I've got let
Speaker 3: me hold them.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm also very competitive, So let's see who's the pettiest.
Speaker 3: You know, he's having a good Saturday. Scott Morrison, Minister
Speaker 3: of Everything.
Speaker 2: He's not anymore, is he?
Speaker 3: We know he's still technically I don't know how that
Speaker 3: works if you missed it. This week it was revealed
Speaker 3: that at the height of the pandemic, Scott Morrison, now
Speaker 3: then Prime Minister, elected himself.
Speaker 2: He appointed himself Minister of everything.
Speaker 3: Five different things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, send I have them, of Health, of Finance, of Treasury,
Speaker 5: of Home Affairs and Resources.
Speaker 2: It's of everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's talking about this. The memes were funny. Just
Speaker 3: see the memes.
Speaker 5: Do you know what my favorite one was. I know
Speaker 5: we shouldn't laugh because it's actually very serious. It is,
Speaker 5: but you know that's not what our job is, so okay.
Speaker 5: My favorite one was him sitting at the table, at
Speaker 5: the table. He was Jesus, he was sitting at there,
Speaker 5: what's the last supper?
Speaker 3: He was like, why is that funny?
Speaker 2: Because feel like we were playing a game of charades.
Speaker 5: Then he's sitting at the table the last supper, but
Speaker 5: his face had been superimposed onto all the apostles.
Speaker 3: Now that's funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Everything.
Speaker 3: The thing is, I think he's got it the wrong
Speaker 3: way around. To be sure we could sit here and
Speaker 3: criticized Chom. I think it was stupid. But he's adding
Speaker 3: more work to a very intense job.
Speaker 5: I do everything I can to do less work, that's right.
Speaker 3: I think, if anything, he should have been offloading gigs
Speaker 3: to other people. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So actually what you're saying is that he maybe he
Speaker 5: did even better job because he was trying to do everything.
Speaker 5: Think about a micro manager right there. Yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 5: maybe we should offload some jobs.
Speaker 3: Do you think we should do some Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we do too much.
Speaker 3: Do your podcast. You're a mum, you're a business owner.
Speaker 2: Keep going, You've.
Speaker 3: Got good I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't have time to Maybe if I offloaded some jobs,
Speaker 5: I could have better hair.
Speaker 3: Why don't we just call some people in our lives
Speaker 3: and offload them some jobs that we don't want to
Speaker 3: do anymore.
Speaker 2: There's quite a few.
Speaker 3: What do you call my mom? Bless my mom?
Speaker 2: What do you want to offload to your mom?
Speaker 5: Well, Brittany's not here this far, mate, Brittany already offloaded
Speaker 5: her entire job.
Speaker 3: She didn't even show up. I've got my mom here,
Speaker 3: this is Michelle. Let's give her. Let's give her a role.
Speaker 3: Hi mom, Hi Mom, Hi am Hi Laura. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I'm speaking at a term me, but I
Speaker 3: think we like to offer you the role of minister. Actually,
Speaker 3: let's do chief understudy officer.
Speaker 6: Yes, and what does that?
Speaker 7: What's the job description?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 5: Basically we want to work less and so we would
Speaker 5: like you to do our very important job of hosting
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 3: If one of us fall sick or ill.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just needs day off.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I think I could do that.
Speaker 2: We've done.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, as you're swearing in ceremony, Mum, tell dad, tell
Speaker 3: me that was see next Saturday.
Speaker 2: Actually I won't be having the week after.
Speaker 3: Thanks. He's so cute.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Who else? This is liberate?
Speaker 2: All right? Well can we if we're really going to
Speaker 2: go for it, can you please call matt and palm
Speaker 2: off some of my parenting.
Speaker 3: Duties your partnerships.
Speaker 5: I mean to be fair, I'm here in his parenting
Speaker 5: right now, so I've already done that.
Speaker 3: Wait, what are we going to make him? Give him
Speaker 3: some parenting jobs?
Speaker 2: Give him the head of parenting job.
Speaker 3: I've got I think Mattie's I'm Maddie.
Speaker 2: Hi are you flushing the toilet?
Speaker 6: I was doing a week.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you flush. You don't normally what a treat.
Speaker 5: Look, we're doing something very important here. We are offloading
Speaker 5: some important jobs, and I would like to w head
Speaker 5: of parenting.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, to be fair, I do most of the
Speaker 6: work anyway, so it's no difference to me.
Speaker 2: Well, now you have an official title. I think that's
Speaker 2: a yes.
Speaker 3: Is that a yes?
Speaker 6: I mean, do I get paid more?
Speaker 3: We can talk. He's except printing. You get a sash
Speaker 3: and an office.
Speaker 2: Verbal contracts are very important, all right.
Speaker 3: We send a lot of email planning this show, organizing it,
Speaker 3: booking in guests, you and I talking about what we're
Speaker 3: going to do. I think we should get a Minister
Speaker 3: of communication.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe just a PA.
Speaker 5: The Minister of communication sounds better, So I think that
Speaker 5: that would be a more enticing job role.
Speaker 3: You know who's good at sending an email? Our boss,
Speaker 3: Richie rich I've just caught him up, Richie, Richie, there,
Speaker 3: I am you are.
Speaker 5: He's so good at Richie very good at sending emails.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really very good at communicating.
Speaker 8: Well, I traum my hardest. I wouldn't say I'm very
Speaker 8: good at it. I mean I can do it.
Speaker 6: I'm competent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I know.
Speaker 2: I think you excel at it. I think there's one
Speaker 2: of your should be top of Bridge May and.
Speaker 3: Laura and I just don't have the time to send
Speaker 3: or receive emails. So what we're going to get you
Speaker 3: to do is, as our minister of communication, you'll be
Speaker 3: receiving and sending all of our emails.
Speaker 5: Which means that you may need to reply to yourself
Speaker 5: quite often, but I think that'll be okay, more often
Speaker 5: than not.
Speaker 2: Is that okay? How do you feel about this, Richie?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Right, that's fine. I mean under one condition that you
Speaker 8: find me a couple of washed up reality hopes and.
Speaker 2: An you know what we've got, So it's fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, beg you, Richie. That's our minister of communication.
Speaker 2: So nice when your boss says nice things about you.
Speaker 2: Thanks you for your goodies. All right, I reckon. Last
Speaker 2: person we need to.
Speaker 3: Call is your partner, my beloved Hayden. Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 2: There's some things around your house you can offload.
Speaker 3: Plenty of things. I think he's here. This is him now,
Speaker 3: high Hayden, you're there. Yeah, you're at home right, brilliant
Speaker 3: and Laura and I've been talking.
Speaker 2: What are you doing at home right now?
Speaker 9: I'm working.
Speaker 3: Interesting, so is Schoma. And he's still had time to
Speaker 3: appoint himself five extra rolls. I'd like to offer you
Speaker 3: the role of Minister of Domestic Affairs.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Rule number one.
Speaker 3: Of business always asked before your side.
Speaker 5: I don't think you know what that entails. That A
Speaker 5: lot of cooking and cleaning.
Speaker 3: Crazy, surely it entails for salary. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 3: But a lot of hugs and a lot of love.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, minister.
Speaker 2: He really went the tone drop, didn't it? Okay?
Speaker 3: But from excitement to terror it was terrified.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that means we get a week off
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, yeah, you and I want coffee.
Speaker 3: We've got nothing else to do. Mitch.
Speaker 2: Did you see and it was all in the news
Speaker 2: last week? Did you see the woman who had taken.
Speaker 5: Out a full page ad last her ex for cheating
Speaker 5: on her I did.
Speaker 3: It was in Australia, right, It was in Queensland.
Speaker 5: It was, yeah, it was in Queensland, of course, newspaper
Speaker 5: was it in It was like in Mackay or something.
Speaker 3: It was a regional Crocodiles were in the area, that's
Speaker 3: how I Yeah.
Speaker 5: The front page was a picture of a crocodile, and
Speaker 5: inside the second page it was this it was, Dear Steve.
Speaker 5: This is a full page ad, mind you. Yeah, black
Speaker 5: and white, just white background, very impactful. Dear Steve, I
Speaker 5: hope you were happy with her. Now the whole town
Speaker 5: will know what a filthy cheeter you are. From Jenny, ps,
Speaker 5: I bought this ad using your credit card.
Speaker 3: Now that's badass.
Speaker 2: I just really enjoyed it, Yes, like really really enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: I wonder how much that would have cost you. That'd
Speaker 3: be a couple of grand for a full page cost her.
Speaker 2: Nothing cost him a bit though.
Speaker 5: Good point got me thinking, because like this has been
Speaker 5: doing the rounds for the past week. Some people are
Speaker 5: saying she's amazing. Apparently there's a lot of police officers
Speaker 5: in Mackay named Steve who have had a bit of
Speaker 5: a problem with it. Women named Jenny anyway, No, they
Speaker 5: like people have thought that it was them. Oh no,
Speaker 5: because there's another couple, a police officer, a couple called
Speaker 5: Jenny and Steve got us.
Speaker 3: It's caused a lot of local drama.
Speaker 5: Yes, but it got me thinking about what the pettiest
Speaker 5: thing I ever did in a breakup?
Speaker 3: Oh you'd be I'm petty too, I know you'd be petty.
Speaker 5: And also I hold a bit of a grudge, like
Speaker 5: I'm a grudgy, petty like break up person.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't go nice together.
Speaker 3: What have you done?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: So I was going to the Philippines with my then boyfriend.
Speaker 5: I'd booked the tickets, I had all the ticket details,
Speaker 5: and then I found out that he cheated on me,
Speaker 5: so coled obviously.
Speaker 2: We had a few chats about it and.
Speaker 5: I didn't want him to come to the Philippines with me.
Speaker 5: I was like, I want to change the flight details
Speaker 5: and take my girlfriend and he said no, he was
Speaker 5: like I'm still going to go.
Speaker 3: And so you confronted about the cheating and everything.
Speaker 5: Everything it was their relationship was over, and he was like,
Speaker 5: I'm still going to go to the Philippines for a holiday,
Speaker 5: and he wouldn't let me change the tickets into my
Speaker 5: awkward well also like I'd.
Speaker 2: Paid for them. It was my holiday anyway.
Speaker 5: So because we weren't talking anymore, and I called up
Speaker 5: Sabu the airline, I was like, how do.
Speaker 2: I change the flight details?
Speaker 5: And they were like, look, you need to have a passport,
Speaker 5: photo of the passport and assigned contract to say that
Speaker 5: it's fine to change his name. We weren't speaking, so
Speaker 5: I called up his housemate and I was like, hey,
Speaker 5: let's change his name to David.
Speaker 2: Hi, David.
Speaker 5: I've left some staff at the house. Can you let
Speaker 5: me in because I don't want to speak to so
Speaker 5: and so. Can you let me in so I can
Speaker 5: come get my staff? And he was like yeah, so sorry,
Speaker 5: so sorry, what's happened? He lets me in.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I sneak into his room.
Speaker 5: I take a photo of his passport, I forged his signature.
Speaker 2: Me and my girlfriend rocked up at the airport and
Speaker 2: there he was. Now I was able to get on the.
Speaker 3: Flight, so he was there too, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And doesn't even know what I did.
Speaker 5: Well now, and do you know what, it's more than
Speaker 5: ten years ago, so I'm sure there's some statutory limitations.
Speaker 2: It can't be fine, No, No, you're fine, fine, present everybody.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I thought I was petty. All I
Speaker 3: did was I knew a breakup was coming when I
Speaker 3: was with my partner and then we had like a
Speaker 3: week on week off petrol thing where I'd pay for
Speaker 3: one tank, they'd pay for another, and it was definitely
Speaker 3: their week. But I knew I was breaking up with
Speaker 3: him the next week. So I'm no, it's definitely your week, babe.
Speaker 2: This is that's real. Actually, maybe mine's not petty, mine's criminal.
Speaker 3: They're very different. One's a crime, one's just petty.
Speaker 2: I want to know, though, This has got me thinking
Speaker 2: about all the petty staff that you have all done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we all do.
Speaker 5: It doesn't bring out the best in us in a breakup. No,
Speaker 5: what's the pettiest thing that you have done in a breakup?
Speaker 3: A or A brand the criminal that I'm sitting with
Speaker 3: right now, La.
Speaker 5: Look, we realized we've been talking about what's the pettiest
Speaker 5: thing that you did in a breakup? And then it
Speaker 5: dawned on me halfway through my story that it wasn't petty.
Speaker 2: It was just against the.
Speaker 3: Law, committed a crime. Yeah, you literally used it was
Speaker 3: identity fraud in a sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but look it's just on Sabu air. Fine, it was.
Speaker 3: Quantas oh boy, behind bars. But we want to know
Speaker 3: thirteen one oh six five beat that, what is the
Speaker 3: pettiest thing you did during your breakup? It is called
Speaker 3: through Hi, Katie, give us your petty Hi.
Speaker 9: So my first one was.
Speaker 3: Got a list guys, Yeah, I.
Speaker 9: Do actually, so my boyfriend. He said he was going
Speaker 9: out for like a midnight meal, came back at two am.
Speaker 9: I was annoyed. We're on holidays at the time. I
Speaker 9: was like cleaning clothes and sink as you do, and
Speaker 9: I got angry. So I put his passport in.
Speaker 3: The sink running water.
Speaker 2: Where were you?
Speaker 3: What? What?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: But what country?
Speaker 9: We're in Italy at this stage.
Speaker 5: So that's very inconvenient for both of you because then
Speaker 5: he's going to be running around trying to go to
Speaker 5: passport office. Did you stay together or did you break up?
Speaker 9: We stayed together and the passport worked afterwards.
Speaker 5: Ah, so's little swim very petty, very petty.
Speaker 3: Did he did he go get dinner?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: Were you just suspicious?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: What did he cheat?
Speaker 9: He went out and had a few drinks with his
Speaker 9: mates without telling me.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not that bad.
Speaker 2: I mean I probably wouldn't ruined his passport and chances
Speaker 2: of getting home. They're like, do you know what The
Speaker 2: weirdest part about this is not so much that he
Speaker 2: was going out at midnight to go for a drink.
Speaker 2: It's that you were doing the laundry at midnight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that there was a sink in your hotel room.
Speaker 3: What the hell, Katie? Or what story number two?
Speaker 9: So I don't remember why I got ang read in
Speaker 9: that at the.
Speaker 3: Time, but other way, this is toxic.
Speaker 9: We are still together. One I got angry and I
Speaker 9: scrubbed his toothbrushing in the toilet.
Speaker 3: Oh you did it, not nasty?
Speaker 7: I did?
Speaker 2: Does he?
Speaker 3: He's so proud of it.
Speaker 9: He was a little bit intoxicated.
Speaker 4: I told him about it, but he's forgotten about it
Speaker 4: and he's still using the toothbrush.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm frightened at you, Katie. But yeah, what
Speaker 3: how are you going to justify these?
Speaker 9: I threw out the toothbrush and I replaced it with
Speaker 9: the back to look.
Speaker 3: Awye oh okay, see there's a bit of solid there.
Speaker 2: So terrible.
Speaker 3: Do you need to break up with his person?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 5: This just like sounds call less when you do, and
Speaker 5: tell me the petty thing you did.
Speaker 3: Let's do Zara on thirteen one oh sixty five. Please
Speaker 3: tell us had a breakup?
Speaker 4: Zara, Yeah, obviously I've had a breakup.
Speaker 2: What petty things did you do?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's so petty. I used to call
Speaker 4: up I was seventeen, but I used to call up
Speaker 4: my boyfriend with a no caller ID, and then he'd
Speaker 4: like pick up and say hello, and I just hang up.
Speaker 4: I did it every single day for about three months.
Speaker 3: Straight after the breakup.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and what he just thought he was getting something
Speaker 5: from like a call center or something.
Speaker 4: No, he'd be like hi blank speaking, Like let's say
Speaker 4: his name is Joe, Hi Joe speaking, and then I
Speaker 4: just hang up.
Speaker 3: All right, you just ranked up credit. That's stupid. You
Speaker 3: have to pay the bills out.
Speaker 2: Challenging.
Speaker 9: So I was so hurt that he cheated on me
Speaker 9: that I would.
Speaker 3: Just call up. I think that's more sad. If anything, Zara,
Speaker 3: you hold on. NAT's out there. She works on the show.
Speaker 3: Nat says she's got something. Natty's so Petty's petty pretty.
Speaker 10: I enjoy being petty though, So I don't regret this.
Speaker 3: Yeah do I?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 11: What is it?
Speaker 3: What happened during the break Well, I broke up with
Speaker 3: my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 10: I was obviously I didn't do the breaking up. So
Speaker 10: I was heartbroken and I was hurt, and I wanted
Speaker 10: to get back.
Speaker 3: At him for hurting me.
Speaker 10: So I stilled the key to his house. I went
Speaker 10: to his house. I didn't break in I let myself in.
Speaker 2: That's it was kind of a break in since you
Speaker 2: probably weren't welcome in the house. Look, he knew I
Speaker 2: had the keys.
Speaker 3: We forgot about that. That's his fault.
Speaker 10: So I went in and stole the left shoe of
Speaker 10: every pair of his shoes so we didn't have a
Speaker 10: complete set, so he'd actually the house shoes.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 3: That's you know what these calls we need, we need
Speaker 3: theft stuff. I want to know what you stole from
Speaker 3: an ex?
Speaker 5: Well, we weren't really getting petty breakups, were we We
Speaker 5: were getting just petty.
Speaker 2: Things in it art break Okay? Yeah, what did you
Speaker 2: steal from your ex? Is probably a better one.
Speaker 3: Hopefully we get better calls. Yeah, thirteen one oh.
Speaker 5: Six five, nothing too criminal. No, we're not pets or
Speaker 5: anything or like super valuable stuff. I could go to
Speaker 5: jail four like iPhones and jewelry, But like, what else
Speaker 5: did you steal from your ex?
Speaker 3: Taking your calls on thirteen one oh six five were
Speaker 3: just asking what is the pettiest thing you did during
Speaker 3: your breakup?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Then we got some really random callers, and so we
Speaker 5: thought we would pivot and try something new.
Speaker 2: We wanted to know. Now, what did you steal it
Speaker 2: during a break up? Yeah, we've all done some things
Speaker 2: that we regret in the past.
Speaker 3: Well, Natt, who works here on the show, she stole
Speaker 3: all of her ex's left shoes.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it makes me think of when
Speaker 5: you walk into a shoe store and how they only
Speaker 5: always had the left out that you can't steal a pair.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's genius. Yes, you know they also
Speaker 3: staple them into the Mennicans, so you can't take them
Speaker 3: off the Megan.
Speaker 2: Why do you know that yet? Let's all right, things
Speaker 2: that we've stolen, Lauren?
Speaker 3: Hi, what did you steal from your ex?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 7: I took the big fancy bamboo bathtowel. I had just
Speaker 7: sniack them in my bag when she wasn't looking into
Speaker 7: those bad boys for coming with me.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How many bath towels?
Speaker 9: Two?
Speaker 7: They were an engagement president and it was a bit
Speaker 7: of a petty break out with the division of things,
Speaker 7: and I knew it was going to be an argument,
Speaker 7: so I made sure I hid them in my bag
Speaker 7: and I ran out with them. I've still got them now,
Speaker 7: five years later.
Speaker 3: You ran out with them just a bag? You and
Speaker 3: the bath towl and that's an engagement breakup too. That's messy, but.
Speaker 7: Ok, it was worse and I got the towers out
Speaker 7: of the door.
Speaker 3: Really tow focus Maya on one of those things I've
Speaker 3: endo skin, Maya, What did you steal from your ex?
Speaker 11: So basically, well, when we broke up, it was it's
Speaker 11: kind of like an epic love story. But I stole
Speaker 11: the condoms because I knew I'd be using them that elsewhere.
Speaker 2: Wow Wow, also wow.
Speaker 5: I mean protection is important, but I feel like taking
Speaker 5: all of someone's condoms when he comes home from a
Speaker 5: night out with a thinking he's going to get lucky,
Speaker 5: rolls over to the top drawer, they're all gone, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You also could have been fair, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Like a power but also like do you want to
Speaker 5: use your ex's condoms that you could have used once
Speaker 5: upon a time with your ex?
Speaker 2: That feels weird too.
Speaker 11: Oh, But to be faggs because I threw him out
Speaker 11: the house, so I kept them and put them in
Speaker 11: the window when he was clicking his stuff. It was like,
Speaker 11: there's definitely marking mad.
Speaker 3: You had the power? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, dude, I was like, you so mine now you could.
Speaker 3: Have just aimed bigger, like still the fridge or something
Speaker 3: like a box of five dollars convents the.
Speaker 2: Jewelry, like there's got to be something better in the house.
Speaker 3: Maya's standards are so well. I really showed him. I
Speaker 3: took the tooth picks.
Speaker 2: So did you hate the k y jelly as well?
Speaker 6: Alright?
Speaker 8: I knew would come deep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, I'm sure. All right. Alexandra's called on thirteen
Speaker 3: one o six five. Wrap this up for us? What
Speaker 3: did you steal from the breakup?
Speaker 7: Are ukulele?
Speaker 11: He was a top musician as well.
Speaker 2: Oh, Scott Morrison.
Speaker 3: Scott Morrison, Jenny's calling from the Shire A, Jenny, Oh.
Speaker 2: Let's go okay. Did he know that you'd taken his ukulele?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 11: He did notice. It's three weeks later and I didn't his.
Speaker 2: Death no good, lie, you die, that's the hill you die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 8: Alexandra.
Speaker 3: Our next guest, very exciting. A. You're watching my kitchen
Speaker 3: rules laws.
Speaker 5: I love my kitchen rules. I'm like the worst cook,
Speaker 5: very good at ordering on oo beets.
Speaker 3: I've noticed that every time I go out with you,
Speaker 3: you're like, let's get food and then the phone comes out,
Speaker 3: I'm like, go to the pantry.
Speaker 2: No, no, but no, I'm like, yeah, come over and
Speaker 2: I order for you. What do you want?
Speaker 3: You're very generous though you do pay, which is very nice.
Speaker 3: You're either like a Master Chef family or My Kitchen
Speaker 3: Rules family. I love my Kitchen Rules. At the moment,
Speaker 3: you got Nigella, and of course you've got Menu Fordelle
Speaker 3: who joins us? Now, hello mate?
Speaker 2: What he's going on in the background there? Man, are
Speaker 2: you slaughtering some pigs airportally?
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're the same pig? Yeah, yeah, essentially the same. Hey,
Speaker 3: how are you? It's so good to have My Kitchen
Speaker 3: Rules back on our screen. A crazy, crazy new season
Speaker 3: with Nigella. I'm loving.
Speaker 6: Yes, Nagel is a gorgeous woman. I am an amazing
Speaker 6: human being, a red sunshine. It's the wonderful to be
Speaker 6: working with her.
Speaker 5: Speaking of Nigella, she's just left. We've got Matt Preston
Speaker 5: coming on.
Speaker 3: They did a little swap around, a little switchy roo.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Were you sad to see her go?
Speaker 6: Yes? I was, But you know, I also love working
Speaker 6: with mister He's a good man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mister marsh he love you.
Speaker 5: Have been invited into many a households on my kitchen rules.
Speaker 2: Can you tell me? Because I am a very bad cook,
Speaker 2: so you would never come.
Speaker 3: Up it's really bad.
Speaker 5: Okay, but what is the worst meal that you've ever
Speaker 5: had in someone's house?
Speaker 6: Wow, there's been him and chef I were taking mk,
Speaker 6: we're taking friends and no, okay.
Speaker 2: Let's not.
Speaker 5: Let's not roast your friends and neighbors, I mean people
Speaker 5: on the show.
Speaker 2: Because that's bag ball mom used to make was terrible.
Speaker 6: I remember having that was years ago, so I won't
Speaker 6: remember who made it, but I remember it was in
Speaker 6: Queensland somewhere. Someone made a sweet corn soup with a
Speaker 6: fans quarted a piece of advocator in the middle of it.
Speaker 6: And I remember Pevens turning the plate side then and
Speaker 6: this didn't even didn't even't come out of the play well, like.
Speaker 2: It was like like solid soup that you can't even
Speaker 2: call that's pudding that's.
Speaker 6: Glued to the plate.
Speaker 3: Oh no, there's the thing that I find interesting. Right,
Speaker 3: So you're like the running in the family is the
Speaker 3: chef bloodline, right. Your grandfather was a pastry chef, your
Speaker 3: father was a chef, Your cousin is a chef. But
Speaker 3: you studied to be in a circus when you're kid?
Speaker 3: Is that true?
Speaker 6: Yes, it is one hundred percent through. I've always wanted
Speaker 6: to be an entertainer, didn't get to do that job,
Speaker 6: but ended up being a shave And actually I've got
Speaker 6: the best of both worlds.
Speaker 2: It's a bit of a circus, isn't it? Doing reality TV?
Speaker 5: What were you doing though when you were when you
Speaker 5: were practicing or studying to be in a circus, Like
Speaker 5: what what was your niche of circus tricks?
Speaker 3: Are you juggling.
Speaker 6: With that cravat?
Speaker 2: And thought? And I was like, that's a weird one.
Speaker 3: That's a different shadow thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, a cravats. Yes, so it's because the French
Speaker 6: EXTENTSI you're not used to it. And then I've did
Speaker 6: Kevinen juggling unicycling and allow very impressive.
Speaker 3: Did you have a circus fleeing? Like is everyone in
Speaker 3: the circus getting with each other? I love it. I
Speaker 3: love a reality show based in the circus.
Speaker 6: That would be fantastic. I mean the circus is different
Speaker 6: together what it used to be. I mean now just
Speaker 6: in a pretty much amazing artist. Yeah, and touching, you
Speaker 6: know they you look at the compared to what Circus
Speaker 6: used to be is very different things.
Speaker 5: Well twenty twenty three pile at week. I feel like
Speaker 5: you've got an idea there, Midge. I want to know
Speaker 5: now I've heard that you have a beautiful romantic meet
Speaker 5: cute about how you met your wife?
Speaker 2: Can you let us know how you guys? We love
Speaker 2: we love love here at Life on Card. How did
Speaker 2: the show of you meet?
Speaker 6: It's funny because people find it strange, but it's the
Speaker 6: old school staff. It's going clubbing, meeting a girl on
Speaker 6: a vent law and then you know.
Speaker 2: It's hard heard it was Ivy Bar.
Speaker 3: You met at Ivy Bar?
Speaker 6: Yes, well we first we first met in at least
Speaker 6: going too level six.
Speaker 3: What happens level little six? Huh?
Speaker 6: Well, it's the VIP, the VIP club of stage. And
Speaker 6: then a class and a bunch of friends were kind
Speaker 6: of lost. I don't know where they were going, so
Speaker 6: I said, well, why don't you follow ladies?
Speaker 3: And then oh, what a cute story. Add that to
Speaker 3: the book.
Speaker 5: Doesn't happen to anyone these days, does it? No one
Speaker 5: meets at nightclubs anymore.
Speaker 3: No, no, but Manudel, it happens to him the French God.
Speaker 3: I want to ask Manu. We do a segment here
Speaker 3: on the lifelon Cut radio show called head Lies. So
Speaker 3: we scour the internet. We get a bunch of headlines
Speaker 3: that have been written about you. Some are real, some
Speaker 3: are completely made up, and it's your job to debunk
Speaker 3: reeal or fake. You want to play it, all right,
Speaker 3: we'll do it. We're playing one of our favorite segments ever, headles. Headline.
Speaker 5: This is your opportunity, because there's always things that are written,
Speaker 5: you know, in the daily mail and elsewhere. It's your
Speaker 5: opportunity to tell us the truth behind the story. All right,
Speaker 5: here is one. That was it the moment Manu thought
Speaker 5: his TV career was over?
Speaker 6: That's true?
Speaker 3: Oh true, it's real. Oh my god, Okay, what was it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What was the moment?
Speaker 6: Well, I just asked my job at Channel seven two
Speaker 6: years ago after COVID, and they just said that my
Speaker 6: channel wasn't going to come back, and after you know,
Speaker 6: twelve years. There was a bit of a shock and
Speaker 6: I thought, maybe this is maybe this is the end
Speaker 6: of my city career.
Speaker 3: Back to the circus, Maybe maybe you have to go back,
Speaker 3: but absolutely not. I've got one. What about this headline
Speaker 3: or headline inside Menu's intense beef with Matt Preston.
Speaker 6: That's false, completely false.
Speaker 2: The chefs love each other.
Speaker 6: There's never been any beef between the two of us
Speaker 6: or any with any other.
Speaker 3: I've seen an episode there was a bit of beef
Speaker 3: between you two, and you ate it. You dove right
Speaker 3: in and you came up and you said you actually
Speaker 3: it was real beef. It was actually quite tender.
Speaker 2: All right, you go, all right, I have one here.
Speaker 5: Manu shows off his extensive tattoo collection as he enjoys
Speaker 5: pool day during boys trip.
Speaker 6: Half true, half fall. I don't say you right, because.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I had to.
Speaker 6: I was showing my tattoos Port Douglas. But he was
Speaker 6: a taste of Port Douglas. He wasn't a boat treep.
Speaker 6: He was work.
Speaker 5: How many tattoos we talking? So we're showing off your tattoos?
Speaker 6: Stop?
Speaker 3: What would be the most shocking tattoo? If you were
Speaker 3: to say, I have this, what is it? What's the
Speaker 3: one that would shock us most?
Speaker 6: Well, it wouldn't shock you. But you don't understand now
Speaker 6: because you know my my my use. But I've got
Speaker 6: a circus them and set it on my back.
Speaker 3: At least it's on elephant trunk you know who knows where?
Speaker 6: Yeah, the front.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're a good man if you want to
Speaker 3: get more of that and a bit of beef in
Speaker 3: between he and Matt Preston. Matt is now in instead
Speaker 3: of Nigella. My Kitchen Rules is on seven and seven plus.
Speaker 3: So good to chat to you, buddy, Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 2: Thanks man. Hello, it's Truy. Now we are nearing the
Speaker 2: end of the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah we are.
Speaker 5: So there is something that you told me earlier and
Speaker 5: then you've been trying to get out of talking about
Speaker 5: for the rest of the show.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. So we're on the air, we're playing songs.
Speaker 3: We don't just sit here and steer each other.
Speaker 2: We do sometimes lovingly. That's home longingly.
Speaker 3: Today we didn't. I was telling you about a work
Speaker 3: event we had, like a radio station team drinks. You
Speaker 3: and Brick couldn't come. That was just the bare bones
Speaker 3: of the team.
Speaker 2: That we we don't get invited to these things.
Speaker 3: Let's be real, you don't want to be invited to
Speaker 3: this party.
Speaker 2: Okay. So many drinks were had, much fun was had.
Speaker 3: And it's just that awkward thing when you're at work drinks. Right,
Speaker 3: when you're with friends, you can be loose and you
Speaker 3: can kind of be a bit naughty, but you've got
Speaker 3: to put on your best behavior with work people because
Speaker 3: you've got to go to work with them on the
Speaker 3: next Monday.
Speaker 5: You know, Well, apparently too much fun was had by
Speaker 5: someone who is our colleague.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm not going to name and shame. You've
Speaker 3: met them lovely, but they are that kind of person
Speaker 3: in the office. They meet, they're quite mild, they keep
Speaker 3: to themselves, very sweet, and they have they have a
Speaker 3: role that is in the legal department, so they were
Speaker 3: they work within legal and they work with laws and
Speaker 3: broadcast terms.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm say, very very sensible. I would say,
Speaker 5: if you're going to a personality type, yes, you know, correct,
Speaker 5: just likes order and is sensible, also likes.
Speaker 3: A spa bath.
Speaker 2: You've got to give some context.
Speaker 3: Tim, tell us out there, digital l You're at this party, right, Okay,
Speaker 3: So we're all sitting there having drinks, enjoying, talking about
Speaker 3: the week that was, and out of nowhere we hear
Speaker 3: like hooter and holler, and like everyone's going clap and
Speaker 3: I'm having a drink with one of my mates say, oh,
Speaker 3: what's going on. I turn around on this balcony and
Speaker 3: there is unnamed co worker.
Speaker 2: But naked, completely naked, completely.
Speaker 3: Starkers stepping into a bath like Betty Boop, like a
Speaker 3: toe was dipping in like she was animated.
Speaker 2: What time of day was this?
Speaker 3: This was like eleven o'clock at night. Wasn't even that late?
Speaker 3: And let me see you.
Speaker 5: I don't believe that she was completely sure. She wasn't
Speaker 5: just wearing like a nude panilla.
Speaker 3: No, no, Sam, Sam, Sam was there too, and Sam's
Speaker 3: straight land his eyes went straight there. Sam can confirm.
Speaker 3: And it's one of those things where you're just like, Okay,
Speaker 3: do I look? Do I not look? Well, that's what
Speaker 3: I mean. Now you look, do you look? It's a coworker.
Speaker 3: And then I looked, and the awkward part was you
Speaker 3: guys can confirm. We all laughed and look at her.
Speaker 3: Go that's hot. We're all for liberation. It's not a
Speaker 3: bad thing. But then like time passes and we all
Speaker 3: get another drink and people go and then sort of
Speaker 3: turn around to check that she's still there, like a
Speaker 3: dinosaur in Jurassic and she's just sitting there like a
Speaker 3: toddler steering into space naked?
Speaker 2: Did nobody else get into the spark?
Speaker 5: Usually that like kicks off a party and then other
Speaker 5: people get in it.
Speaker 2: It's the whole thing.
Speaker 5: So she just got naked, got into the spa and
Speaker 5: then sat in there looking at.
Speaker 3: And then Jeanne disassociated, And can I just say the
Speaker 3: worst part was anyone check if she was okay?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: The worst part was she didn't know the control was
Speaker 3: really awkward to you, so she didn't know how to
Speaker 3: get the bubbles on. So the water was flat, so
Speaker 3: it just looked like two life rafts sitting on the
Speaker 3: top of the water.
Speaker 2: How long did she stay in the spa?
Speaker 3: For an hour?
Speaker 11: Why?
Speaker 2: Until she was proney?
Speaker 3: And then anyway, that just brings me the question like
Speaker 3: what has happened at your team Drinks?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 3: Do you think that she.
Speaker 5: Came into work the next day and was like, I
Speaker 5: regret that.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a regrettable moment in my life.
Speaker 3: I don't think she remembered it. What happened to your
Speaker 3: team drinks? My team Drinks went too far? When I
Speaker 3: want you to finish the sentence, call us.
Speaker 2: Up, let us know I reckon is going to be
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five. We're taking your calls before
Speaker 3: we get out of here. This morning, our work drinks
Speaker 3: went too far when one of my coworkers got her
Speaker 3: shirt off and got a spa And she looks great,
Speaker 3: but it was a bit awkward.
Speaker 2: She she got everything off and got into a spa.
Speaker 5: I think there was like a lace undy perhaps, Oh
Speaker 5: that changes things.
Speaker 3: Really you couldn't see below the waterline and that it
Speaker 3: was murky.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I thought that she was completely new like everything.
Speaker 3: No, I still think it's a bit out of hand.
Speaker 5: We want to know what did you do? Yeah, what
Speaker 5: did you do? Under the influenceeen.
Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five. Our work drinks got out
Speaker 3: of hand when Emily Hi.
Speaker 9: Hi Western got out of hand when the next day
Speaker 9: I was told that I ended up in the hospital
Speaker 9: with ten stitches and I don't.
Speaker 3: Even know what happened.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows, you know what, nobody knows.
Speaker 5: Nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows, And that's probably the
Speaker 5: best way to end it. Let's keep it exactly like,
Speaker 5: did you have to be told that you had stitches
Speaker 5: or did you wake up and go that's really.
Speaker 9: You know the next day someone was like, what happened?
Speaker 9: You ended up in the hospital. We heard you got stitches,
Speaker 9: and I was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, Wow, where were the stitches? Am there were?
Speaker 2: Who did you work for?
Speaker 9: Donut King?
Speaker 7: So it was a really normal amount of people.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Emily. Don'nut king party would be fun with
Speaker 3: the cinnamon donuts? All right, Pip, I'm thirteen one, I
Speaker 3: six five. My work drinks went too far?
Speaker 11: When I still red wine down my boss's white.
Speaker 5: Dress, Oh dear, tragic and then doing it at a
Speaker 5: wedding that's also very bride.
Speaker 3: Yes, the tailor as old as time? Did you get
Speaker 3: the salt out, Pip and just dash it on?
Speaker 2: There were you in trouble?
Speaker 4: Look it was the end of the night and there
Speaker 4: was a party of bars and bowled a lot of wine.
Speaker 11: And no it didn't get into whit.
Speaker 2: You got a promotion, po the markings of a good time.
Speaker 3: Glauria come over here and I was fill some wine
Speaker 3: on your shirt. Thank you, Pep. Wrapped up with Cassie.
Speaker 3: Work drinks went too far?
Speaker 7: When so we went out for drinks for Christmas when
Speaker 7: at a bar and I got extremely drunk. You do
Speaker 7: at work.
Speaker 4: We've all been there, and then I was yelling out
Speaker 4: across the bar, I need to love them tonight.
Speaker 6: I continue to do.
Speaker 7: My boss kept coming up to saying, you're going to
Speaker 7: attract the wrong type of guy here, and I to do.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 3: Did you get lucky that night, Cassie?
Speaker 7: I did, actually, and says later we're still married.
Speaker 5: I don't think your work drinks went far enough. They
Speaker 5: went just to the right point.
Speaker 3: That's cute. What a nice love story. Where did you
Speaker 3: meet dad? Mum?
Speaker 5: How did you tell that at your wedding when you
Speaker 5: when you had to write your vows, were you like, yes,
Speaker 5: I romantically hold at you left from across.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a shame, God, Cassie. It was good for
Speaker 2: me too. Had a really fun time.
Speaker 3: Well that's the end of the show. And you know what,
Speaker 3: probably right, so have you all. She's like, I gave
Speaker 3: you enough of my life. Please thank you laughing at
Speaker 3: my relationship. True, I did play a sound effects. She's
Speaker 3: got a bit embarrassed.
Speaker 2: That's enough, do you know what? Though? It's not enough
Speaker 2: of us? Mitt Surrey.
Speaker 5: We are back this week on the podcast We Have
Speaker 5: such I am so excited for this episode. Have you
Speaker 5: heard of the new Netflix series that's that. It's a
Speaker 5: docu series and it is called The Most Hated Man
Speaker 5: on the Internet.
Speaker 3: I've seen it. I absolutely loved it. You did. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was the guy who was using him more and more.
Speaker 3: He was putting up nud photos of women on a
Speaker 3: public website.
Speaker 2: It is wild.
Speaker 5: So it's based back in twenty ten at this website
Speaker 5: that existed. It is ground zero for revenge porn and
Speaker 5: when all the legislation changed because of this website, so
Speaker 5: all the laws that came out afterwards. We are interviewing
Speaker 5: Kayla Laws, who is one of the women whose nudes
Speaker 5: mysteriously which you find out why, ended up on this
Speaker 5: website newts that she never sent to anyone, that were
Speaker 5: only on.
Speaker 3: Her computer and they appeared online.
Speaker 2: Online for people to like.
Speaker 5: It was horrible, truly a horrible time in like the
Speaker 5: world of social media. But that is all coming up
Speaker 5: comes out on Tuesday. Go listen to it. It is
Speaker 5: such a great episode And that's.
Speaker 2: It from us.
Speaker 3: You me doing the radio show Britain normally does his part.
Speaker 3: How do I throw it in? What I say?
Speaker 2: Tell your mom, tell your dad, tell your friends, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's not it.
Speaker 3: I get it wrong. Tell your mom to your dad,
Speaker 3: tell you dog to your friends, and.
Speaker 2: Share the love because we love love.
Speaker 3: We did it, we got through it.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god.
Speaker 3: I'll see you next one.