WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 20th Aug 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.280 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.639 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:10.520 We pay our respect to their. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.720 Elders past and present and extend that respect to all 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:16.160 Aboriginal and Torres Street Island people's today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.840 This episode is recorded on Gadiger Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:27.400 Around Australia and My Heart Radio Hockley and Laura Burns. 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:29.360 You might say, tell your dog to your friends and 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:31.960 shared a love because the. 0:00:32.000 --> 0:00:34.080 Life on Cut radio show does. 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:38.960 Yes, it does. Hello, Laura burn Does that laugh make 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:39.480 you sad? 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.200 Oh, it's sure. I'm just happy to be here with you. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.200 Great to be here one on one this week. Baby. 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.000 There is an empty seat right there where Brittany Hockley 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:47.800 usually sits. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:50.199 She's gone. I was about to say, stand sits. Who 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:50.760 knows what she does? 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.080 She sits. She's a real sitter, that Brittain. If she's 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:54.400 anything in the world, it's a sit up. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:55.160 Where is she? 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:56.720 Well, I don't know what I was going to ask 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:57.400 you the same thing. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.840 Well, I don't really know that. 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:03.120 She started doing something very exciting and very secret, and 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:03.840 she'll be back. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.840 In due time. We're not worried about. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:07.800 No, we're not. We're not anyway, how have you been? 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:09.360 I'm good, I'm good. I'm glad to do this one 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.400 on one with you. It feels like a long time coming. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:15.880 Do you know what I happened? Since? When? How long 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.240 has it been coming for? I've been planning, just waiting 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:19.479 for Brittie Hockley to have a sink. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:20.520 Dawn check my boot. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:21.240 BRIT's like, hell, do. 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:22.479 You know what happened to me? On the way here? 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.640 I got anuther car, walked to go and get a coffee, 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.440 drop the kids off, got back in the car and 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.520 I was like, oh, this coffee doesn't smell very good. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:33.440 I'd walked through somebody's. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.240 Unpicked up dog poo and then walked it straight through 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.520 my car, and now it's baking into the carts. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:42.319 We just left it to do to come here. What 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:43.000 else can you do? 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:44.680 I don't know, find some baby ones? 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:45.920 Yeah? Maybe I just. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.960 Think anyone who leaves that sitting like on the meeting 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.600 stream anywhere, you're a deplorable human. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.400 I completely agree. That's disgusting. And actually, you know what, 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:55.720 I could smell it and I didn't want to bring 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.000 it out that's not on my shoes a little bit, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:00.760 and there's a big show a new Fidell will be 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:01.960 here from My Kitchen Rules. 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:04.680 Yes, I love Manu, but I also I think I 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.920 love him because I'm such a bad cook. So for me, 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.839 looking into the lives of people who can actually cook 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:11.920 seems like such a novelty. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:12.440 Yeah. 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.079 Children, and he's a he's a rich chef. Like he's 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:16.640 been around. He can do some good food. 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:18.040 Just think he's a rich chef. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:21.200 Yeah, rich chef like wealthysh like he's got. He's doing 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:22.200 really well for himself. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.320 My Kitchen Rules has been going for quite a few 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:27.239 it has Oh we're also talking. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.280 I want to know and actually I want to ask 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:31.799 you this question. Yeah, what's the pettiest thing that you've 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:32.720 done in a breakup. 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.440 I'm a bit messy when it comes to breakup. 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:36.400 I'm a bit petty too. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.920 I've got I'm really petty. I've got I've got let 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:39.320 me hold them. 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:41.880 Okay, I'm also very competitive, So let's see who's the pettiest. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.360 You know, he's having a good Saturday. Scott Morrison, Minister 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:45.960 of Everything. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:47.760 He's not anymore, is he? 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:49.639 We know he's still technically I don't know how that 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:51.520 works if you missed it. This week it was revealed 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.799 that at the height of the pandemic, Scott Morrison, now 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.119 then Prime Minister, elected himself. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.600 He appointed himself Minister of everything. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:02:59.480 Five different things. 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.399 Yeah, send I have them, of Health, of Finance, of Treasury, 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.160 of Home Affairs and Resources. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:06.160 It's of everything. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.480 Yeah, everyone's talking about this. The memes were funny. Just 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:09.040 see the memes. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.720 Do you know what my favorite one was. I know 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.480 we shouldn't laugh because it's actually very serious. It is, 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.760 but you know that's not what our job is, so okay. 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.920 My favorite one was him sitting at the table, at 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:20.840 the table. He was Jesus, he was sitting at there, 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:22.079 what's the last supper? 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:23.919 He was like, why is that funny? 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.600 Because feel like we were playing a game of charades. 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.680 Then he's sitting at the table the last supper, but 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.160 his face had been superimposed onto all the apostles. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.079 Now that's funny. 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:31.320 Yeah. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:32.400 Everything. 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.160 The thing is, I think he's got it the wrong 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:35.680 way around. To be sure we could sit here and 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.920 criticized Chom. I think it was stupid. But he's adding 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.240 more work to a very intense job. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:45.119 I do everything I can to do less work, that's right. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.800 I think, if anything, he should have been offloading gigs 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:48.760 to other people. Yeah. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.560 So actually what you're saying is that he maybe he 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:52.480 did even better job because he was trying to do everything. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.520 Think about a micro manager right there. Yeah, okay, Well, 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.120 maybe we should offload some jobs. 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.640 Do you think we should do some Well? 0:03:58.680 --> 0:03:59.800 Yeah, I think we do too much. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.240 Do your podcast. You're a mum, you're a business owner. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:03.160 Keep going, You've. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:05.000 Got good I don't. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:08.560 I don't have time to Maybe if I offloaded some jobs, 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:09.480 I could have better hair. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.160 Why don't we just call some people in our lives 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.560 and offload them some jobs that we don't want to 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:13.080 do anymore. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:14.200 There's quite a few. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.960 What do you call my mom? Bless my mom? 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:18.480 What do you want to offload to your mom? 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.440 Well, Brittany's not here this far, mate, Brittany already offloaded 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:22.320 her entire job. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.960 She didn't even show up. I've got my mom here, 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:27.080 this is Michelle. Let's give her. Let's give her a role. 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:31.360 Hi mom, Hi Mom, Hi am Hi Laura. I don't 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:32.600 know if I'm speaking at a term me, but I 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:36.520 think we like to offer you the role of minister. Actually, 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:38.200 let's do chief understudy officer. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.320 Yes, and what does that? 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:42.520 What's the job description? 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:43.040 Please? 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.559 Basically we want to work less and so we would 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.279 like you to do our very important job of hosting 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:49.600 the show. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.360 If one of us fall sick or ill. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:52.600 Oh, it just needs day off. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.440 Yeah, I think I think I could do that. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:55.000 We've done. 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.279 Congratulations, as you're swearing in ceremony, Mum, tell dad, tell 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:00.800 me that was see next Saturday. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:02.360 Actually I won't be having the week after. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.440 Thanks. He's so cute. 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:05.680 All right? 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:06.840 Who else? This is liberate? 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:08.920 All right? Well can we if we're really going to 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.000 go for it, can you please call matt and palm 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:12.080 off some of my parenting. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:12.760 Duties your partnerships. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.440 I mean to be fair, I'm here in his parenting 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.000 right now, so I've already done that. 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:17.520 Wait, what are we going to make him? Give him 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:18.280 some parenting jobs? 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:19.719 Give him the head of parenting job. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.200 I've got I think Mattie's I'm Maddie. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.160 Hi are you flushing the toilet? 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.640 I was doing a week. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.880 I'm glad that you flush. You don't normally what a treat. 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:36.320 Look, we're doing something very important here. We are offloading 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.719 some important jobs, and I would like to w head 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:40.279 of parenting. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.000 Okay, Well, to be fair, I do most of the 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.680 work anyway, so it's no difference to me. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.960 Well, now you have an official title. I think that's 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:47.240 a yes. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:47.880 Is that a yes? 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.440 I mean, do I get paid more? 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:55.320 We can talk. He's except printing. You get a sash 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:56.040 and an office. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.960 Verbal contracts are very important, all right. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.760 We send a lot of email planning this show, organizing it, 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.800 booking in guests, you and I talking about what we're 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.640 going to do. I think we should get a Minister 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:07.440 of communication. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:08.839 Oh maybe just a PA. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.400 The Minister of communication sounds better, So I think that 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:12.960 that would be a more enticing job role. 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.320 You know who's good at sending an email? Our boss, 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:17.680 Richie rich I've just caught him up, Richie, Richie, there, 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:19.200 I am you are. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:22.599 He's so good at Richie very good at sending emails. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.000 Yeah, really very good at communicating. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:28.159 Well, I traum my hardest. I wouldn't say I'm very 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.120 good at it. I mean I can do it. 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:30.840 I'm competent. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:31.640 Yeah, I think I know. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:33.360 I think you excel at it. I think there's one 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.520 of your should be top of Bridge May and. 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.840 Laura and I just don't have the time to send 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:38.599 or receive emails. So what we're going to get you 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:41.320 to do is, as our minister of communication, you'll be 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.600 receiving and sending all of our emails. 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:45.000 Which means that you may need to reply to yourself 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.880 quite often, but I think that'll be okay, more often 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:47.080 than not. 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.400 Is that okay? How do you feel about this, Richie? 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:50.240 Yeah? 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:54.560 Right, that's fine. I mean under one condition that you 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:57.440 find me a couple of washed up reality hopes and. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:01.920 An you know what we've got, So it's fine. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:07.039 Yeah, beg you, Richie. That's our minister of communication. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:09.560 So nice when your boss says nice things about you. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:13.080 Thanks you for your goodies. All right, I reckon. Last 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:13.800 person we need to. 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:17.760 Call is your partner, my beloved Hayden. Yeah, I reckon. 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:19.680 There's some things around your house you can offload. 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:21.560 Plenty of things. I think he's here. This is him now, 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:26.440 high Hayden, you're there. Yeah, you're at home right, brilliant 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:28.400 and Laura and I've been talking. 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.240 What are you doing at home right now? 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:31.920 I'm working. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.320 Interesting, so is Schoma. And he's still had time to 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:39.280 appoint himself five extra rolls. I'd like to offer you 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.400 the role of Minister of Domestic Affairs. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:43.440 Oh my god, thank you so much. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:46.760 Rule number one. 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:48.720 Of business always asked before your side. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.800 I don't think you know what that entails. That A 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:52.400 lot of cooking and cleaning. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:56.480 Crazy, surely it entails for salary. Oh no, no, no, 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:57.880 But a lot of hugs and a lot of love. 0:07:58.160 --> 0:07:59.480 Thank you so much, minister. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.800 He really went the tone drop, didn't it? Okay? 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.800 But from excitement to terror it was terrified. 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:07.400 Well, I guess that means we get a week off 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:07.760 next week. 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:09.200 I was going to say, yeah, you and I want coffee. 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:10.600 We've got nothing else to do. Mitch. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.520 Did you see and it was all in the news 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:14.840 last week? Did you see the woman who had taken. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:18.480 Out a full page ad last her ex for cheating 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:19.200 on her I did. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.240 It was in Australia, right, It was in Queensland. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:24.280 It was, yeah, it was in Queensland, of course, newspaper 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.640 was it in It was like in Mackay or something. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.960 It was a regional Crocodiles were in the area, that's 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:29.720 how I Yeah. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:31.440 The front page was a picture of a crocodile, and 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:33.960 inside the second page it was this it was, Dear Steve. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.280 This is a full page ad, mind you. Yeah, black 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.920 and white, just white background, very impactful. Dear Steve, I 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.360 hope you were happy with her. Now the whole town 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:45.880 will know what a filthy cheeter you are. From Jenny, ps, 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.840 I bought this ad using your credit card. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:48.920 Now that's badass. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.719 I just really enjoyed it, Yes, like really really enjoyed it. 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.160 I wonder how much that would have cost you. That'd 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.200 be a couple of grand for a full page cost her. 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:57.400 Nothing cost him a bit though. 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:01.600 Good point got me thinking, because like this has been 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:03.600 doing the rounds for the past week. Some people are 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.560 saying she's amazing. Apparently there's a lot of police officers 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:08.360 in Mackay named Steve who have had a bit of 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.400 a problem with it. Women named Jenny anyway, No, they 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.199 like people have thought that it was them. Oh no, 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.280 because there's another couple, a police officer, a couple called 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:18.200 Jenny and Steve got us. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:19.719 It's caused a lot of local drama. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:22.880 Yes, but it got me thinking about what the pettiest 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:24.640 thing I ever did in a breakup? 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:27.120 Oh you'd be I'm petty too, I know you'd be petty. 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:28.840 And also I hold a bit of a grudge, like 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.120 I'm a grudgy, petty like break up person. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:32.480 No, it doesn't go nice together. 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:33.120 What have you done? 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:33.520 Okay? 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:36.680 So I was going to the Philippines with my then boyfriend. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.480 I'd booked the tickets, I had all the ticket details, 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.800 and then I found out that he cheated on me, 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:43.559 so coled obviously. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.160 We had a few chats about it and. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:47.800 I didn't want him to come to the Philippines with me. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:49.800 I was like, I want to change the flight details 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:53.080 and take my girlfriend and he said no, he was 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:54.000 like I'm still going to go. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.359 And so you confronted about the cheating and everything. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:59.120 Everything it was their relationship was over, and he was like, 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.240 I'm still going to go to the Philippines for a holiday, 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.480 and he wouldn't let me change the tickets into my 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.120 awkward well also like I'd. 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:08.560 Paid for them. It was my holiday anyway. 0:10:09.160 --> 0:10:12.200 So because we weren't talking anymore, and I called up 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.120 Sabu the airline, I was like, how do. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:15.560 I change the flight details? 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.319 And they were like, look, you need to have a passport, 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:21.400 photo of the passport and assigned contract to say that 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:25.080 it's fine to change his name. We weren't speaking, so 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:27.600 I called up his housemate and I was like, hey, 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:29.040 let's change his name to David. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:29.920 Hi, David. 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:33.760 I've left some staff at the house. Can you let 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.079 me in because I don't want to speak to so 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:36.440 and so. Can you let me in so I can 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.640 come get my staff? And he was like yeah, so sorry, 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.800 so sorry, what's happened? He lets me in. 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:41.520 Oh my god. 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:42.680 I sneak into his room. 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:46.040 I take a photo of his passport, I forged his signature. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:49.040 Me and my girlfriend rocked up at the airport and 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.040 there he was. Now I was able to get on the. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.760 Flight, so he was there too, Oh my god. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:55.400 And doesn't even know what I did. 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.520 Well now, and do you know what, it's more than 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.920 ten years ago, so I'm sure there's some statutory limitations. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.480 It can't be fine, No, No, you're fine, fine, present everybody. 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:03.880 Oh my god. I thought I was petty. All I 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:05.640 did was I knew a breakup was coming when I 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.400 was with my partner and then we had like a 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.320 week on week off petrol thing where I'd pay for 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.360 one tank, they'd pay for another, and it was definitely 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:12.800 their week. But I knew I was breaking up with 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.080 him the next week. So I'm no, it's definitely your week, babe. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.840 This is that's real. Actually, maybe mine's not petty, mine's criminal. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:21.920 They're very different. One's a crime, one's just petty. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.520 I want to know, though, This has got me thinking 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.360 about all the petty staff that you have all done. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:28.320 Yeah, because we all do. 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:30.360 It doesn't bring out the best in us in a breakup. No, 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:33.080 what's the pettiest thing that you have done in a breakup? 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:36.320 A or A brand the criminal that I'm sitting with 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:36.840 right now, La. 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.760 Look, we realized we've been talking about what's the pettiest 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:41.960 thing that you did in a breakup? And then it 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.480 dawned on me halfway through my story that it wasn't petty. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:45.240 It was just against the. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.839 Law, committed a crime. Yeah, you literally used it was 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:49.480 identity fraud in a sense. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.680 Yeah, but look it's just on Sabu air. Fine, it was. 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.800 Quantas oh boy, behind bars. But we want to know 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:57.920 thirteen one oh six five beat that, what is the 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.439 pettiest thing you did during your breakup? It is called 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:03.440 through Hi, Katie, give us your petty Hi. 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:05.920 So my first one was. 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:09.600 Got a list guys, Yeah, I. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:12.760 Do actually, so my boyfriend. He said he was going 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.480 out for like a midnight meal, came back at two am. 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:18.360 I was annoyed. We're on holidays at the time. I 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.320 was like cleaning clothes and sink as you do, and 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.800 I got angry. So I put his passport in. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.920 The sink running water. 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:27.920 Where were you? 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:28.440 What? What? 0:12:28.440 --> 0:12:28.600 What? 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:30.400 But what country? 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:32.960 We're in Italy at this stage. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.280 So that's very inconvenient for both of you because then 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:36.800 he's going to be running around trying to go to 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.640 passport office. Did you stay together or did you break up? 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:43.439 We stayed together and the passport worked afterwards. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:48.200 Ah, so's little swim very petty, very petty. 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:49.720 Did he did he go get dinner? 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:50.240 Like? 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:51.520 Were you just suspicious? 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:51.760 Like? 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:52.920 What did he cheat? 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.080 He went out and had a few drinks with his 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.120 mates without telling me. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:57.800 Oh that's not that bad. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.960 I mean I probably wouldn't ruined his passport and chances 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.840 of getting home. They're like, do you know what The 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:04.920 weirdest part about this is not so much that he 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.040 was going out at midnight to go for a drink. 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:08.600 It's that you were doing the laundry at midnight. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:10.360 Yeah, that there was a sink in your hotel room. 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.480 What the hell, Katie? Or what story number two? 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.960 So I don't remember why I got ang read in 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:15.439 that at the. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:19.080 Time, but other way, this is toxic. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:26.520 We are still together. One I got angry and I 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:28.640 scrubbed his toothbrushing in the toilet. 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:31.360 Oh you did it, not nasty? 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:32.040 I did? 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:32.600 Does he? 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:34.040 He's so proud of it. 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:35.600 He was a little bit intoxicated. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:38.199 I told him about it, but he's forgotten about it 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.199 and he's still using the toothbrush. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:44.160 Oh no, I'm frightened at you, Katie. But yeah, what 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:45.560 how are you going to justify these? 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.680 I threw out the toothbrush and I replaced it with 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:48.360 the back to look. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.760 Awye oh okay, see there's a bit of solid there. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:51.560 So terrible. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.240 Do you need to break up with his person? 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:53.920 Yeah? 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.240 This just like sounds call less when you do, and 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:57.320 tell me the petty thing you did. 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.640 Let's do Zara on thirteen one oh sixty five. Please 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:00.560 tell us had a breakup? 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.120 Zara, Yeah, obviously I've had a breakup. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.360 What petty things did you do? 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.240 Oh my god, it's so petty. I used to call 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.600 up I was seventeen, but I used to call up 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.880 my boyfriend with a no caller ID, and then he'd 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.280 like pick up and say hello, and I just hang up. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.960 I did it every single day for about three months. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.200 Straight after the breakup. 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.760