WEBVTT - BACH UNCUT - clowns, chlamydia and car rides 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:21.799 Hi guys, and we'll welcome back to another episode of 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:25.280 Life Uncut. I am Laura and I am joined today 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:28.400 with none other than Maddie j Wow. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:31.080 What a what a privilege for you, Laura Burn. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:33.960 Yeah, I'm sitting here in our bedroom. Both of us 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:36.640 have a sock over each microphone, sock over something else, 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:38.800 and we're going to do the bad cut. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:44.560 Goodness. Oh yeah, Laura, Can I just say always going 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:47.080 into these you like, sit me down and you're like, hey, like, 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:49.440 just just be aware. I don't want to talk about 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.120 anything that's too grotesque. I want to be quite sensible. 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.400 No fart jokes. You lay down the law and then 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.360 you just go off on your own tangent doing your 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:57.840 own thing. 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.160 That's holding this against me because we've actually done his 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.920 intro three times and every time he started making fart 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.280 jokes within the first thirty seconds, and I was like, 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:08.600 can we just get through an intro of Life on 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:12.440 Cut without talking about bodily functions or farting or sticking 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.520 fingers into balms or anything to do with that stuff. 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.880 No, Laura, Absolutely, we cannot. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:18.680 Apparently not. 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.800 It's all we have, it is, this is what our 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.120 relationship is based. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:22.880 On thingers in the bump. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.160 If we didn't talk about it, we would just be 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:27.240 lying to ourselves. 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:29.839 Okay, and to the three hundred thousand people who listen, 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:30.640 it's great. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:32.679 This is what they want, Laura. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:35.680 Okay, well, it's definitely what you're getting. Just get a 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:39.160 little update on us. We're still in lockdown and we've 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.680 been spending way too much time together and for that, 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.880 we're really sorry to every single person who's going to 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.559 listen to this episode because there may be some squabbling. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.040 Emotions are running high. 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.280 In this house. Amount of fighting that has to get 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:54.800 edited out of these records. It's a miracle that we 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.680 can get it done. But hey, before we go into 0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.160 recapping the Bachelor episode five and six, I do have 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.080 a question for you, Laura. You know I like to 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.280 ask a question before we get into the juicy bits. 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.560 Does it have anything to do with bodily functions? 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:08.560 Well, potentially if you want to go that way, but 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:12.440 I won't lead into it just yet. My question is 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:16.120 I find that you're quite inconsistently here we go when 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.720 it comes to what you wear to bed. For example, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:25.080 last night you came to bed and I was nude, 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:25.959 and you're naked. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:27.239 That was not a sign. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:32.240 And I was thinking to myself, well, Laura, loud and clear, 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.600 you do not need to see anything else. I get 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:36.519 what's going on here. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.240 That's a lie. Actually what happened. 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:40.120 And I was confused because it was after ten thirty, 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:43.720 and I was like, it was a week day. What 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:44.720 is happening here? 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:49.520 We don't fuck on weeknights, ladies and gentlemen. No, So 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.080 I came to bed and I was nude. This is 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.160 actually what happened. It was late. I came to bed 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.560 nude after having a shower, so all of that wig 0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:58.000 got out. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:00.320 And you know that when you have a shower. It's 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.440 my favorite because you have a shower at nighttime. So 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.520 if you ever want to seduce me, all it takes 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.359 is a bit of body wash, a bit of warm water, 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:08.040 and I'm there. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.520 So I got into bed after having a shower. It 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.440 was past ten thirty. It was a week night, and 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:14.400 I'd already said I was tired and had a headache 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:17.239 a few times before getting into bed. So that was really. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:19.760 Confused, very big headache. 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.160 A lot of mixed messages were going on anyway, So 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.519 I get in bed and Matt rolls over and he goes, Babe, 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.000 you're naked, and I was like yes, and he goes, 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.200 but you have your period. And I was like, thank 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.960 you so much for reminding me. Matthew Johnson, like I 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:35.400 had just forgotten it. 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.680 Well, they were new sheets, they were clean sheets, so 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.280 I was thinking, what is she doing here? 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.880 Matt doesn't know how a tampon works, so I explained 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.520 that to him at ten thirty night, rolled over and 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:46.160 when to sleep. 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.320 Still don't know the difference between a pad and a tampon. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:50.120 It's lost on me. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.040 Like, so you rolled it up and stuffed it inside. 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.560 I was like, as long as you don't destroy the sheets, 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:57.320 that's fine. 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.160 So yeah, okay, we didn't talk about fast, but we 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:01.600 talked about the fact that I have my period and 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:03.880 we didn't have sex last night. So let's recap episodes. 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:06.760 And at what point did you decide that I'm going 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:07.480 to sleep naked? 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.520 After I got out of the shower and I was 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:11.800 too lazy to put clothes back on, I was already nude, 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.280 so I just thought the fastest route to bed is 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.920 straight into bed. No clothes, do not pass go get 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:18.479 into the sheets. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.760 You like to live dangerously. Laura Burn. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.279 Okay, So I don't know who of you are still 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.280 with us and watching The Bachelor at the moment. The 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.839 ratings would suggest otherwise. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.600 Well, it's hard because the Olympics. It's just so bloody good. 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.080 I was slow with my watching of the Olympics, but 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.680 now I'm engrossed. I'll watch it and I'll be in tears. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.720 If Australia even gets close to winning a medal. I'm 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.400 literally in a blubbering mess. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.520 Well, when we start recapping the Athletics, we know how 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.279 to call on. But right now we've got to recap 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.680 The Bachelor, and to be honest, I have had to 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.599 pull Matt away from the Olympics unfortunately to watch Batch. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.400 I'm still investor, guys, I am there. I am here 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.479 for it. But if you started watching episode five and 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:59.000 then you switched off after the single date, you may 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.720 have thought that the episode in its entirety was going 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:03.800 to be a complete bore. Because before we get into 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.920 the full episode number five, I'm here to tell you 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.480 that that episode was a real Stephen Bradbury just going 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.520 for our Olympic puns because it got good. But it 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.440 started off really. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:17.040 Slow, painfully slow. Don't you think Yeah, it. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.520 Was not It was not good. Can tell me, Matt 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:22.960 unpack what happened? Single date? Who got it? Where are 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:23.320 we at? 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:26.839 Okay, So we start off this episode with a single date. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.640 Something new and different for an episode of Bachelor. 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:32.120 Well, hey, sometimes it's a group date first, sometimes it's 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:35.000 a single date. The clue for this single date, Laura, 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:38.320 is that it will be aviation based, which doesn't come 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.760 as a huge surprise considering we are bombarded with the 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:44.920 fact that Jimmy is a pilot every second of every episode. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.360 You would think the way that they've set up Jimmy 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.880 being the pilot, that that's his only redeeming quality. Like, 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:52.240 there's nothing else about Jimmy that they're using as a 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:54.839 selling point. Just he's a pilot, which means he's going 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:56.760 to only be there and be supporting you in your 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:58.280 relationship for fifty percent of the time. 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:01.960 But again, shout out to all the pilots who listened 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:02.680 to this podcast. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:04.760 There's no fifty year old men who listened to this podcast, 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:05.160 I doubt. 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.440 Anyway, as we're waiting to find out who gets a 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.760 single date, we have a little line here from Steph 0:06:10.839 --> 0:06:13.960 which I find weird because let's just remember on night 0:06:14.080 --> 0:06:16.680 one when they all arrived at the cocktail party, when 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.000 she found out that Jimmy was a captain, she got 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.960 very pissed off because she had once dated a captain. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.120 She got cheated on, and she pretty much said, I 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:25.280 hate all pilots. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.000 It's no secrets of those who know me that I 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.760 do love pilots. The one thing that I like about 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:34.120 Steph is that she's consistent with her amnesia. Like she's 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:36.320 very good at forgetting the things that she said in 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.640 the episode before, and it makes for fucking great TV. 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:40.760 Do you think she's actually forgetting what she said or 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.320 she's just getting caught up in the moment or. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.240 Option number three? Is it a little bit of an 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:48.120 editing technique here? You know, like maybe she's said a 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:50.320 bit more context around when she said, oh, I love 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:52.800 Clearly she loves pilots, She's dated them in the past, 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:57.120 So I think that maybe we're seeing fractions and segments 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.440 of what she's saying and it's being used to paint 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:02.800 a pitch of her, and that picture is that she's very. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:04.600 Inconsistent, very inconsistent. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.680 I also think on this episode and this there's going 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.440 to be a few call outs that we have, which 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:11.040 we're going to get into a little bit further down 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:15.240 the track. But I think whoever was editing this episode 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:19.640 was drunk like because there are a lot of inconsistencies 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:22.360 in this EPP and I am going to remind me 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.080 of the Max. I'm going to call them out as 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.120 we kind of get along the story because. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:27.680 I didn't really see them. You were the one who 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.040 pointed them out, your very egg eyed. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:32.440 So I mean, obviously that first little inconsistency, that's not 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.160 an editing one necessarily. But Steph saying that she loves 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:38.040 aviation and loves pilots, now like it could be a 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:39.840 slive hands with how they've set her up to look 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.120 like an idiot. But there are quite a few things 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:46.240 that happen in this episode which are one hundred percent editing, 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.760 and I think once you start to see those things, 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:52.520 you go ah okay and being painted a picture that 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.200 may not necessarily be one hundred percent true. And who 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.360 would have thought the reality TV would lie to you? 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:00.560 Oh horror. The poor editor at Channel TiO right now 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:03.240 is probably sweating thinking, oh my gosh, I'm going to 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:06.120 be under investigation here. I'm being called out by life uncut. 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.520 What did you think of this single date? 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:10.560 Ah? 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.200 Okay, look I'm trying to be positive here, trying to 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:16.160 be positive, but I didn't think a lot of the date, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.440 to be honest, and partly because when I watch The 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.240 Bachelor and I see the single dates, I want that 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.680 element of just bouginess, you know. I want to have 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.680 the yachts. I want to have the fast cars. I 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:32.680 don't want to watch somebody in a simulator for forty minutes. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:36.400 It's like when you're a kid and somebody else is 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.400 playing the video game and you have to sit next 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.160 to them watching them play the video game. Like, no 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:41.960 one wants to do that, I mean unless you're really 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:46.720 really into video games. But having the whole of Australia video. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.000 So actually this was perfect. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:51.520 For her, But watching the whole rest of Australia sitting 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:55.240 there watching them play a video game really didn't tickle 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:55.880 my fancy. 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.040 Okay, So for anyone who wonders how the dates actually 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.000 get produced, obviously the Bachelor doesn't sit there make phone 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.960 calls and tries to book in the simulator or book 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:09.440 in the helicopters. But you do have a producer and 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.800 you sit down with them well in advance, and you 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.720 talk about, hey, what things would you want to do, 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.360 like if you know, blue Sky, thinking what would be 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:19.240 an ideal date for you and Laura, and you put 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.960 forward options. They make phone calls, they see what's possible. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.840 But you are really involved in the creation of the dates. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:26.920 It's not as if producers just wake you up and 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.320 go all right, and by the way, today you're doing 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:30.480 the flight simulator. Jimmy would have had a part in 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.400 deciding what this date was, and it was just a 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:34.880 bit of a budget date. 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:36.800 I think one of the big things that I didn't 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:38.480 realize when I was on the show, and something that 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:42.640 Matt's explained to me since, is that obviously, like like 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.240 you said, you know, you kind of know what you're 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.160 going to do on some of the different dates. And 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.880 the really exciting dates are the dates that are with 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.280 the helicopter, or are with a beautiful big boat or 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.680 somewhere you're going somewhere lavish and lash and it's just 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:57.040 a really beautiful, well thought out date. They're the dates 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.600 that you save for the girls who you're really really 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.480 interested and for the girls that you have a strong 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.200 connection because you want to impress them and dates like 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:07.720 going to a fucking simulator in Darling Harbor are really 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.719 not for the girls that you're so excited about. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.400 And don't you want the dates to be something that you, 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:17.559 as an everyday person couldn't do. You know, you want 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:19.440 to be in a ferrari. You want to be going 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:22.800 somewhere that you, as a normal punter, couldn't have access 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:25.880 to that. And it's like I could go down and 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.640 pay seventeen fifty and jump in that simulated tomorrow if. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:30.319 I wanted to, And I mean, like, look bless and 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.200 they tried to make it exciting. There was a fire 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.360 and then Jimmy did, in pure Jimmy style, get a 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.559 little bit handsy and a little bit suggestive. I want 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:39.320 to get you going down? 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:40.160 Is that so? 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.640 As I said that I read, we haven't even a 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:49.720 dinner Jimmy. Overall, it was a bit of a boring date. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.400 Although Laura there was a part afterwards where she got 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.720 changed into a red dress. They sat down on a 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.800 rooftop somewhere they did have quite a good kiss. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.880 This is the first editing thing that I want to 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:04.280 call out here. And look, I don't know anything more 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:05.080 than anyone else. 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.040 I couldn't see it. I see it. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.720 You are blind. You were denying what it is happening 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:11.840 right in front of your eyes. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.760 I thought he had a cole saw or something. 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.880 Okay, So if you guys want to go back and 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.040 watch have a look, you can tell me whether I'm 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.840 right or wrong. But I think that Jimmy and Steph 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:24.720 had been macking on long before he gave her the rose. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.160 So there's lots of close ups of him talking and 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:29.240 then being really intimate and chatting about what they want 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.240 and their futures and what they see for themselves. And 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:36.400 Jimmy has lipstick smeared all over his mouth, which obviously 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.360 the makeup department has tried to cover up and make 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:41.800 it look less smeared, and Steph is sitting there with 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.280 bright red lipstick that you know when your lipstick has 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:46.640 been blotted off, and so like you've worn bright red lipstick, 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.280 but then it's kind of been a bit dull down 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.360 because you've macked on with some batchy pilot for the 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.920 last half an hour. That is what has happened here. 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.480 Everyone's like, ah, yes all the time, that one time. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:57.960 That happened to me every weekend. 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.719 So I think that they had kissed long before the 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:03.520 kiss that we saw on the TV. That's what I'm. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:07.640 Thinking, Detective Laura added again, although you did say something 0:12:07.640 --> 0:12:09.760 that I thought was bang on when she got changed 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:11.920 into a red dress that was gifted to her by Jimmy. 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.439 You said, oh, they're going to make her come back 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:17.160 into the mansion with that dress boxed up and try 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:20.199 and make the other girls jealous, which is exactly what happened, 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.280 because she came into the kitchen and then poor Sierra 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.560 was standing there with some of the other girls, and 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.320 it was just you could cut the tension with a knife. 0:12:28.520 --> 0:12:29.920 I think as well though that there was a bit 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:31.600 of editing that went on there. So there was this 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.600 one scene. So Steph is standing there in the kitchen. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.800 She's there with the three girls and it was Sierra 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.120 and two others whose names I can't remember, but they 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.440 were having a chance. She was unmaking the desk. 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:42.679 Poor girls. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:44.800 Well we're at the point where like we should pretty 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:48.040 much know everyone's names, but unfortunately we're just not there yet. 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:48.600 Not the case. 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.880 Yeah, So Steph is standing there and she's having this 0:12:50.920 --> 0:12:53.800 conversation around what her date was. Like, Steph is really 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:55.720 bragging and she's coming across as too big for her 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.640 shoes after this date. So how do you feel about. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.800 Your connection with Jimmy now better than yours? 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:05.720 Okay, So this little grab was something that really stood 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.959 out to me when it happened, and the camera was 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.680 really shaky if you're paying close attention, the camera was shaky. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.880 It was a really really mean thing that Steph said. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:15.800 And Sierra's meant to be one of her closest friends 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:16.360 in the house. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:19.240 But I feel like those two they would have so 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:21.600 much banter where I feel like they're constantly paying each 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.880 other out, Like I don't think there was any venom 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:24.600 in that statement. 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.480 I agree, and I think it came across as super mean. 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.480 And the way that the show was put together is 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:31.600 that as the audience, they wanted us to think that 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:34.240 that was a really mean exchange. But I don't know 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:35.960 if I believe it, or maybe there was a little 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:37.760 bit of frank combiding that went on there as well. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:39.800 And Frank and Marting for anyone who doesn't know, is 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.560 where they kind of can take audio and stitch it 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:45.320 together for it to mean something else or say something else. 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:47.280 You know, they've taken out something of the sentence, or 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:50.199 they've stitched together a different word in order to make 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.160 it seem a lot worse than what it maybe was. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:54.400 Of course, this is me just speculating. Maybe if she 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:58.360 is a raging bitch, but I say maybe not. You know, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.400 maybe Steph isn't as bad as the edit that she's getting. 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.160 Laura, I agree with you for once. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.439 Well that's really nice to hear, because something that the 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:07.559 listener doesn't know is that we've already had two fights 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:08.800 that we vetted out this season. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.960 A bit of franking Biden going on over here. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.400 I love you, honey, I love you. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.000 Okay, group date. So did you know that Jimmy used 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:19.280 to be a lifeguard? 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.480 No? I thought that Jimmy was only a pilot. But 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.000 he's a man of many talents. 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.440 It would seem, well, they've kept it under wraps, haven't they, 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:26.560 the lifeguard part. 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:28.400 I think that they were like, we've really exhausted the 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:31.360 pilot thing. What else can Jimmy do? Chat there is 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:32.000 he's a lifeguard. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:34.040 He's never been a lifeguard in his life. That is like, 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.600 we need something else. We're flogging this dead horse way 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:37.200 too much. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.840 And they just plucked his friend off Bondo beach, and 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.160 they were like, come on down. 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:42.440 You do Steven, come over here, jump in the boat. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:44.400 Do you remember what his friend's name was, Cliff? 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.360 I think it was so Cliff. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.200 Which it wasn't, but we'll call him that. He brought Cliff. 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:49.840 You know, you always need to have your friends and 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:52.000 your family dictate who you date. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:54.560 So he looked very nervous, didn't he Cliff? 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:57.560 He brought his friend, who was a lifeguard along to 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:01.480 help him make the decision and figure out which girl 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:03.720 he should spend some extra time with and which girl 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.840 he would be most suited to. I like that he's 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.720 brought his friend try and figure out who he's most 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.400 compatible with. But we all know, I mean, I would 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.440 love to find out this guy's name and find his 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.280 Instagram profile. 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:15.240 Told you it's Cliff. 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:17.400 You know that he is one hundred percent going to 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:20.160 hook up with at least one of Jimmy's sloppy seconds. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.560 Well, I thought Tatum kind of had a nigh on 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:24.520 him because there's a few girls in the mix at 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.720 this point haven't had a lot of time with Jimmy, 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:28.240 so as soon it's a bit of fresh meat, it's 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.480 thrown into the mix. Your eyes are just absolutely fixated 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:32.160 on that person. 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.440 I can guarantee that him and Tatum are hooked up. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.400 Now I can't guarantee it, but I'm going to put 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.920 my money on that sports bet. There's my hot tip, 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:39.360 all right. 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.240 So the objective with this date is that the girl's 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.800 been split into two teams. They've got to paddle out 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:49.000 into the ocean, which Laura, it's like one foot high surf. 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.920 At the moment, the surf was very small. It was look, 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.240 it would have been cold. You know, they're probably getting 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.960 into winter because it wasn't the nicest day. 0:15:57.280 --> 0:16:00.480 I reckon. They filmed this months ago, so actually would 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:02.320 have been quite nice, I think temperature wise. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.440 I remember when we filmed our season, which so would 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:05.680 have been filmed at the same time, and it was 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:06.960 freaking freezing. 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:07.520 Babe. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.440 Last group date they rocked up in Anna. 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:13.840 Rax sorry yes, yes, jacket. And now this week they're like, 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.880 all right, girls, getting your bikinis and get out there. 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.000 So this week, like Matt said, they had to go 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:20.720 out and they were on life saving boards. They had 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.360 to swim ount around the life boys and poor Tatum. 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:25.680 Tatum at the start, she was the one that didn't 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.880 really want to do it because she had been in 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.000 a situation where she'd been saved before. And she's not 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:32.680 a strong swimmer, but man, she gave it her all. 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.360 And to be honest, all of the girls gave it. 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.320 They're all except for maybe Holly. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:41.640 Well, no, Holly tried hard. She tried, and I'm trying 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.440 to give her the benefit of the doubt here because 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.680 I watched the footage back and it didn't really look 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:49.200 like she got dumped by a wave because there weren't 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.160 any waves to get dumped by. It even looked like 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:55.120 she barely got a hair wet. But as she came 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.880 back into shore from her leg of the relay, she 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:01.400 comes back onto the beach, she then tags a teammate. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.200 She then drops to her hands and knees, and then 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:07.080 she's like, help. I think I took out a lot 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:07.600 of water. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.200 I think at the start it was the opposite. I 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:12.040 think she came in and she was like laughing and 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.520 looked really happy, and then she progressively got worse and 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:18.239 worse and worse. But it did like I mean, at 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.440 the start, it was like I've taken on water. Then 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.920 it turned into I've almost drowned. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.480 Did you? It was one foot of swell. 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:30.680 So then okay, the poor thing that had to put 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.800 the whole activity on hold. Holly's in the sick bay. 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:36.480 She's like covered in a tinfoil jack. No, she's not really, 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:37.960 she's just got like a blanket over us. 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:38.679 She's with medic. 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.119 She's with the medic like it's serious, guys. They have 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:44.000 stopped filming, they have gone. She's taken a full time out. 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:46.640 And she's there laying on the bed like her hand 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:48.560 on her head, being like, I don't know if I can. 0:17:48.440 --> 0:17:51.359 Continue, and Jimmy comes in to make sure that she's okay. 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:54.160 So obviously Jimmy's then left the group date, he's left 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.520 the whole activity and he's spending some one on one 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:00.600 time with Holly, and she genuinely is a bit of embarrassed. 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:02.800 But it really escalates from you, guys. 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:06.240 Didn't Jimmy say I think you should go to hospital? 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.320 Was that from Jimmy or was that from a Holly? 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.239 I think it was Jimmy. And then you know, when 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:13.200 you can do a situation where you should say it's fine, 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:16.080 like enough's enough, I'll be good, but she just kind 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:20.760 of goes, yeah, I think you're right. Next thing. Holly's 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:23.639 being put into a car and she's being sent to hospital. 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:25.560 She's still wearing a bikini. 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:30.760 I think even Holly is thinking, oh fuck, should I 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:32.479 say something? Maybe I just roll with it. 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.600 She's like, this really really escalated, didn't it? Like being 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:37.920 put into a taxi to be taken to hospital? And 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:40.120 she's like, but like, the thing that I don't understand 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:43.440 is okay, she almost drowned. She walked to the sick bait, 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:47.880 she walked to the car. She's fine. I don't think 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:50.440 she needs to have a lung check, but you know what, 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:52.080 there she is in hospital. 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:55.200 But also, let's not forget this is a pandemic right now. 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:58.960 You know, we can't have people rocking up to hospitals 0:18:58.960 --> 0:19:01.680 in bikinis being like, oh I just got my hair 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:03.680 wet and I wanted to make sure I was okay. 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:04.520 Oh could you? 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.280 I also think, like the production teams, they stopped it 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:09.600 after Holly ended up in hospital for taking on too 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:11.960 much salt water. I'm glad she's okay. She was there 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:13.520 at the cocktail partty, so she was fine. 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:14.280 Was she okay? 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:17.080 Well, the cocktail party would have been the next day. 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:19.639 In regards to like filming schedule. It would have been 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:21.720 the next day. She was there. She was fine, she 0:19:21.760 --> 0:19:24.920 was dressed as a turtle, very embarrassed. But I reckon. 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:28.320 Production probably got two point where they're like, okay, Holly's 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:31.280 going to hospital. This is a terrible use about resources, 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:34.000 Like you cannot be having bachelor girls rocking up at 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:36.600 a hospital during a pandemic because they've taken on too 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:40.720 much fucking seawater, Like you just can't. So the whole 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.760 group day got called off. Tatum got the extra time, 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:48.240 and dun dun du another editing trick. We didn't see 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.040 any of Tatum's extra time. We didn't see the kiss. 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:53.280 We do find out that she has a kiss with him, 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.280 but we don't see the kiss. We also don't see 0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:57.959 him give her the rose. And I want to know why? 0:19:58.240 --> 0:19:59.480 Now? What happened there? 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.720 Know why? Produces Channel ten, Warner Brothers, what happened? 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:04.719 What have we missed? 0:20:05.119 --> 0:20:07.680 Once upon a time I got some sneaky extra time 0:20:07.720 --> 0:20:09.679 with you, Matthew Johnson, and they didn't show any of 0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:12.240 it because we spent the whole time making. 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:15.920 Out which was that the paddle steamer which you. 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:17.640 Took me to the seek. I'm glad you remember it. 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:19.199 You took me to the secret Garden. 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.800 Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I remember that. 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.359 I was really really drunk, and I don't think I 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:28.639 said anything coherent. I didn't say anything that could have 0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:31.400 actually been used to give context to why we liked 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:33.720 each other. I was just really drunk. I said a 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:36.159 whole lot of drunk, wasted all stuff, and then we 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:37.440 made out for about twenty minutes. 0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:39.359 Now, that poor editor would have watched that back and 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:41.720 been like, oh, what the hell do I do here? 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:43.399 Cut That's going to end up on the floor. 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:45.399 He was like, why did he choose her? This is 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:47.439 a mess. Anyway, nothing's gotten better than that. 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:50.040 Okay. So I do think it's fair that the girls 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:52.080 on that group date were a little bit salty for 0:20:52.240 --> 0:20:54.600 want of a better word, that Holly taken up so 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:56.560 much time with her little incident. 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.520 Good pun. Also, I do think that the girls are 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:02.479 a little bit like this escalated and seems like a 0:21:02.680 --> 0:21:03.679 massive overreaction. 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:06.560 It's like someone getting a splinter and then being like, take. 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:09.080 Me to hospital. And I'm sure maybe there was more 0:21:09.119 --> 0:21:10.879 to it, Like I would have thought that if she 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:13.919 had really been dumped, we would have seen that on 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:16.720 the TV, because it would have been a better explanation 0:21:16.760 --> 0:21:19.119 as to why she ended up in hospital. But the 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:21.320 fact that we just saw her splashing around and then 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:24.119 laughing and then it kind of escalated. I don't know. 0:21:25.080 --> 0:21:26.679 It was weird for me, and I think it was 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:27.560 weird for Tatum too. 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:29.480 Yeah, and I think it was weird for Tatum too. 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:33.480 I also think she took advantage of the situation trying 0:21:33.480 --> 0:21:35.359 to get, you know, that extra little bit of extra 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:38.720 time with Jimmy, which brings us to the cocktail party. 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:40.960 And I have to say, this is probably my favorite 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:43.840 cocktail party to date. And that's because I know that 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:46.760 Sierra is a little bit of a villain, but I 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:48.920 just love her. I know that Sierra is a little 0:21:48.960 --> 0:21:51.320 bit of a villain, but I love her so much 0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:53.199 and I have so much time for her, and I 0:21:53.240 --> 0:21:56.160 have so much time for Laura. Those two I will 0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:58.320 be very sad and might even stop watching the day 0:21:58.320 --> 0:21:58.880 that they leave. 0:21:59.119 --> 0:22:01.320 I really hope that one of them gets a single date. 0:22:02.000 --> 0:22:03.600 I know that they're not going to get one. I 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:05.840 know there's absolutely no hope even I just hope one 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:07.680 of them gets an extension on a group date. 0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:10.160 So what happened on this cocktail party is it wasn't 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:13.800 a usual cocktail party. Obviously, Styling had run out of dresses, 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:17.359 so instead they made the girls dress up. It was 0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:19.560 kind of like a weird extended group date, like normally 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:21.399 this is a group date activity, but they made the 0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:24.720 girls dress up in their spirit animal, and all the 0:22:24.720 --> 0:22:28.440 girls chose different animals. Laura chose a sloth, Holly chose 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:31.159 a turtle, and Tatum's dressed as a bin chicken but 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:33.840 actually she's a hawk. And then we have Sierra, who 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:36.359 wanted to dress as a koala up at production wouldn't 0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:40.800 let her. So what I knew, I'm a phoenix, guys, 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:41.440 I got winged. 0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:45.399 So I was going to say that my spirit animal 0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:48.080 was a choir tonight because I like sleeping and I've 0:22:48.080 --> 0:22:50.160 definitely had chlamydia, but I thought that would be quite 0:22:50.200 --> 0:22:52.040 hard to explain to Jimmy, so I stuck with the 0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:54.120 phoenix because I've risen from the ashes. 0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:57.640 I do love that just because people are wearing costumes, 0:22:57.960 --> 0:23:00.920 it means that they actually act like they're three year olds, 0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:03.000 and the whole cocktail party just turns to shit. 0:23:03.560 --> 0:23:08.920 The girls have just gone wild. Laura's just climbed tree. 0:23:08.920 --> 0:23:09.720 Climbing the tree. 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:13.400 Oh, come on, I'm not that high. The cocktail party 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:16.199 has completely derailed. It's like a fucking circus. All the 0:23:16.200 --> 0:23:17.920 girls are dressed like they're in a zoo, and they're 0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:20.880 behaving like they're in a zoo. But during this whole situation, 0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:23.480 and while this is going on, Ash uses this time 0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:26.840 to take Jimmy to the jacuzzi, and they spend a 0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:29.760 lot of one on one time together, and the girls 0:23:29.760 --> 0:23:32.880 seem to have been getting quite frustrated by the fact 0:23:32.920 --> 0:23:34.919 that they were spending so much extra time together. 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:37.440 And like the rest of this episode, we think things 0:23:37.440 --> 0:23:39.760 have been pretty choppy. And I did notice the editing 0:23:39.800 --> 0:23:42.440 at the Rose ceremony because you have all these close 0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:44.840 ups of the girl's faces, you know, like sometimes they 0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:48.080 look quite nervous, you know, very tense. And there were 0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:51.320 multiple girls that I thought it was quite obvious they'd 0:23:51.359 --> 0:23:54.280 been crying, so Ash, for example, had quite puffy eyes. 0:23:54.400 --> 0:23:57.479 Brooke was another one who definitely looked like she'd been crying, 0:23:57.840 --> 0:24:01.600 But they gave no context and didn't reference any of it. 0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:03.760 Yeah, I think they did try and allude to the 0:24:03.760 --> 0:24:06.120 fact that maybe the girls weren't that happy that Ash 0:24:06.119 --> 0:24:08.040 had spent so much time with Jimmy and the jacuzzi, 0:24:08.320 --> 0:24:11.320 but obviously something bigger had gone on, like there's something 0:24:11.359 --> 0:24:13.280 that's happened there. There's been a fight, there's been an 0:24:13.320 --> 0:24:16.000 argument or something that we're not seeing because it was 0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:19.359 really choppy. The girls looked super upset, and you know, 0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:21.920 by the end of the night, you're usually pretty emotional. 0:24:21.960 --> 0:24:24.399 They're pretty long late nights, and there were many cocktail 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:25.960 parties that by the end of them some of the 0:24:25.960 --> 0:24:29.320 girls were crying. On our season, but a single night, 0:24:29.480 --> 0:24:31.639 every single night, But as the viewer, you would never know. 0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:35.240 It was just so obvious that quite a few girls 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:38.359 were crying at that cocktail party. So if you are 0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:40.520 from The Bachelor this year, if you have a friend 0:24:40.520 --> 0:24:42.200 who was on the I want to know, slide into 0:24:42.240 --> 0:24:44.680 my DMS. Tell me what are the girls crying about. 0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:47.000 I want to unpack this. I want to get straight 0:24:47.040 --> 0:24:47.520 to the source. 0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:49.520 Otherwise, I think we'll have to just make a mental 0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:52.600 note of this issue and ask Jimmy and number one. 0:24:52.800 --> 0:24:55.640 When the show's over, we have the rose ceremony, Eleanor 0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:58.960 goes home. Elena is pretty much the last person who 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:00.960 has had zero airtime. So if you didn't know who 0:25:01.000 --> 0:25:02.720 she was, that's not your fault. 0:25:03.000 --> 0:25:06.320 I did know her though in real life. She works 0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:08.280 at Fitness First at Bonni Junction. 0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:09.399 When were you going to tell me this? 0:25:09.760 --> 0:25:09.879 Well? 0:25:09.920 --> 0:25:11.960 I only realized recently. Okay, and do you know what 0:25:12.000 --> 0:25:15.879 I heard? Heard a rumor. Do you remember we spoke 0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:18.640 to Jimmy and he said that he spoke to Tim 0:25:18.720 --> 0:25:22.200 Robards at the gym at Fitness First. Yeah, remember that, 0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:26.160 And so Elena works there. So I'm like, there's absolutely 0:25:26.200 --> 0:25:28.959 no way that if Jimmy's training there on a regular basis, 0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:31.119 that he wouldn't have bumped into Elena. They would have 0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:32.640 known each other before the show started. 0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:35.320 Oh my goodness, how have you not told me this? 0:25:35.560 --> 0:25:37.160 Yeah? I forgot to tell you. 0:25:37.200 --> 0:25:40.280 Sorry, mate, We've been doing batch recaps for three weeks 0:25:40.320 --> 0:25:42.800 and you've just met that bit of sourcy information to yourself. 0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:43.720 We've also been together. 0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:46.679 Well, it's not that exciting because if she won then 0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:47.600 it would have been exciting. 0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:50.200 She went home and also got air time. So yeah, look, 0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:52.199 it wasn't that exciting. But thank you, that was se Go. 0:25:52.359 --> 0:25:54.199 You blew my socks off. That's the most exciting thing. 0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:55.080 That's happened to me today? 0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:58.000 Little bombshell midway through the episode. Should we get onto 0:25:58.040 --> 0:25:58.960 episode six? Now? 0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:02.720 Episode six was a goodie. I really liked episode six. 0:26:02.920 --> 0:26:04.679 Well, she's back, is she now? Me in it? 0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:07.600 I'm here? And I also have really good feelings about Jay. 0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:10.879 So Jay got the single date on episode number six 0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.360 and I'm there with you, babe. Okay. When we did 0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:15.679 these from the very beginning, Matt picked Jay as his 0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:16.399 number one. 0:26:16.280 --> 0:26:19.000 Girl, and I was worried because I think up until now, 0:26:19.080 --> 0:26:21.800 all she's had is the little extra moments in the 0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:25.840 business lounge, class area, whatever it's called. And she's done 0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:29.600 food tasting, she's done chess, she's done ping pong. I 0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:33.240 was like, is this girl just miss quirky? What's gonna happen? 0:26:33.240 --> 0:26:34.840 Why isn't she getting a date? I thought she was. 0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:36.640 I thought she was going to fade into the background. 0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:39.480 And like we said earlier in this little episode that 0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:42.359 we're doing, Matt said, you know that you save the 0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:45.040 most impressive dates for the girls that you want to impress. 0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:48.040 Who would have thought? Makes complete sense? And Jay's date 0:26:48.600 --> 0:26:52.280 was awesome. It was like the old bachelor had come back. 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:55.320 She had a helicopter. She had race cars. I don't know. 0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.400 They had a weird little business class lounge intimacy time 0:26:58.440 --> 0:27:00.600 set up, which actually they were just a kind of seats, 0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:02.480 which you know what. Look, we'll get into that later, 0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:06.040 but let's start with the helicopter. Baby, he's taking me 0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:10.560 to Fiji. Oh, poor Jay, she's been watching too much 0:27:10.560 --> 0:27:13.720 of the American Bachelor, where they actually have budgets. Unfortunately, 0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:15.760 on the Australian Bachelor, all you do is fly around 0:27:15.760 --> 0:27:17.399 the mansion and then you go down the road and 0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:18.000 have a picnic. 0:27:18.240 --> 0:27:19.960 Well, actually it was a little bit better than a 0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:22.920 picnic because I had the jet ski in someone's like backyard. 0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:25.320 Dam I forgot the jet ski. Oh my gosh. She 0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:28.920 really got the trifecta. So Jay had a helicopter. Then 0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:31.280 she had a jet ski ride, which she did blindfold it, 0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:33.199 and I mean she just looked hot in a bikini 0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:35.639 and she was extremely extremely fake tan and there was 0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.560 a lot going on. I enjoyed every part of it. 0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:41.639 And then Jay had to race a car. And I'm 0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:44.120 going to take a wild guess and say that MG 0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:46.360 Motors is probably a sponsor of the Bachelor this year. 0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:48.240 Well, hang on, let's not jump to conclusions. 0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:49.480 Laura, it's fucking wild. 0:27:50.280 --> 0:27:53.240 I was very excited about the drag race, except Jay 0:27:53.400 --> 0:27:55.639 wasn't into it, which surprised me because she seems like 0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:59.520 somebody who would be really into an adrenaline fuel date. 0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:03.080 But apparently she had a little car accident in the past. 0:28:04.240 --> 0:28:06.200 I can understand why Jay's feeling nervous. 0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:09.200 Accidents can really rattle you. But this car is full 0:28:09.200 --> 0:28:13.119 of safety features, so hopefully she can relax and just 0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:13.760 have some fun. 0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:16.280 I really love that Jimmy has emphasized that the car 0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:18.439 is full of safety features. Now, when he said that, 0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:19.800 I thought that they were going to get into like 0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:22.560 a motor car, you know that's got like a cage inside, 0:28:22.560 --> 0:28:25.200 a roll cage something, something that's going to really protect her. 0:28:25.359 --> 0:28:27.160 He gets into a car and puts a seat belt 0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:29.639 on and says, this car is full of safety features. 0:28:29.760 --> 0:28:31.520 I'm going to put ten dollars on a bet that 0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:33.080 the car she had a car accident in had a 0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:35.359 seat belt as well. Jimmy just to guess. 0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:38.840 Yeah, So they have the race and you know, shock horror, 0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:42.280 Jimmy loses. Of course he's going to lose. He's a gentleman, 0:28:42.960 --> 0:28:44.040 do you think he set that up? 0:28:44.040 --> 0:28:45.320 Do you think he lost on purpose? 0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:48.320 Of course, of course, this poor girl's been in a 0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.880 car accident. He's not going to then drop the clutch 0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:54.200 foot down the accelerator and then try and burn poor 0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:59.480 Jay at the starting line. If you're not first, you last. 0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:04.040 Poor Jay. So anyway, Jay wins. They have some really 0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:06.720 cute bant I actually really liked them together for a 0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:08.560 little while there. I thought that, you know, the only 0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:10.600 thing they had was the gimmicky ping pong. 0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:10.880 In the chest. 0:29:11.000 --> 0:29:14.040 But they're really really cute, and I'm kind of coming 0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.000 over to your camp. And there was a part of 0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:19.120 me after this date that made me think she might 0:29:19.160 --> 0:29:21.840 be number two. So I still think Holly's number one, 0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:23.760 but I think maybe Jay is going to be number 0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:24.160 two girl. 0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:25.760 Now think why? Why? 0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:29.080 Because they were just so cute and like he is 0:29:29.200 --> 0:29:31.480 so into her. So when they had the extra time 0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:34.040 and they were sitting on the economy seats that were 0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:36.600 in the business class lounge area or whatever the hell 0:29:36.640 --> 0:29:39.080 they called it, he was just like he was so 0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:41.800 into her, Like the kiss was really passionate. He did 0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:44.880 the whole hand behind the head thing and called her in. 0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:49.360 It was absolute textbook textbook date. It takes all the boxes. 0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:53.600 It was high budget, it was multi layered. There was 0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:55.800 so much to that date as opposed to just like 0:29:55.880 --> 0:29:59.160 let's remind ourselves last episode before that was a simulator 0:29:59.560 --> 0:30:03.400 and that was it. She had helicopters, she had jet skis, 0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:07.560 she had drag racing, she had everything. And Laura. I 0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:10.360 also made note of the fact that they're both part Fijian, 0:30:10.880 --> 0:30:15.200 they both live in Sydney, they both like food. They're 0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:18.440 a match made in heaven? Am I right? I rest 0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:21.240 my case, Laura burn I rest my case. 0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:23.160 Oh wow. 0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:25.560 And the kiss was full on in a good way, 0:30:25.720 --> 0:30:28.680 like there was. There was definite sparks between the two. 0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:31.160 And when I watch a kiss, you can tell when 0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:32.960 two people are really into it. And when I was 0:30:33.000 --> 0:30:38.720 watching that kiss, Laura. 0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:35.160 You. 0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:37.560 Were really into it. 0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:40.600 That's why when you came to bed with no clothes on, 0:30:40.960 --> 0:30:43.920 I was like, this woman, So. 0:30:43.840 --> 0:30:45.520 You're trying to tell me it wasn't the athletics that 0:30:45.560 --> 0:30:46.640 got you turned on last night. 0:30:46.920 --> 0:30:50.160 A combination bit of athletics pepping in with a bit 0:30:50.160 --> 0:30:52.280 of Bachelor and I am good to go. 0:30:52.960 --> 0:30:55.560 Okay, Jimmy did do a Matty j Special. He went 0:30:55.600 --> 0:30:57.600 in and grabbed the back of her neck and pulled 0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:59.960 her in. That was what you did on every sea 0:31:00.600 --> 0:31:03.000 on our season. That was fun to watch. But anyway, 0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:04.560 we're not talking about you or fighting. 0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:08.880 It's how Asha teaches us to kiss before the season starts. 0:31:09.600 --> 0:31:12.120 So, okay, they had their group date. She gets a rose. 0:31:12.160 --> 0:31:13.040 It's no surprise. 0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:15.000 I think she could win. I think she could win. 0:31:15.080 --> 0:31:16.560 I don't think she's gonna win. But it was a 0:31:16.640 --> 0:31:19.160 very good date. Also, I was here for the group 0:31:19.200 --> 0:31:21.640 date this time as well. It was a great group date. 0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:24.800 The group date was that five girls out of all 0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:26.640 of those who were on the group date, got chosen 0:31:26.680 --> 0:31:28.840 to have avatars. Now, firstly, I don't know how they 0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:31.280 chose the five girls. All these girls rocked up on 0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:32.720 a group date and half them just have to stand 0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:35.960 around and watch the five avatars. So the group date, 0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:38.200 the five girls who get chosen have been paired up 0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:40.520 with a different avatar, and basically what happens is that 0:31:40.560 --> 0:31:43.440 they are in a hidden room somewhere with microphones, watching 0:31:43.440 --> 0:31:46.320 on a TV and the avatar that represents them. There 0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:48.360 was five different months. There was a clown, a queen, 0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:51.920 a wizard, a pirate, and an adventurer, so the avatar 0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:54.920 who represented them had to enact whatever the girls said 0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:57.960 or did based on the answers that the avatars gave. 0:31:58.080 --> 0:32:00.400 Jimmy was then going to see who was most hatible 0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:03.080 without being able to see the girl's faces, which is. 0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:05.680 Quite a fun concept. And what's even more fun is 0:32:05.680 --> 0:32:08.239 the fact that Sierra was one of the girls who 0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:12.120 got picked and I just love her so much. Just 0:32:12.160 --> 0:32:14.280 when I think she's delivered all that she can, she's 0:32:14.280 --> 0:32:17.040 brought the lulls. I'm like, what else can you do 0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:20.520 to make this more entertaining? And she starts crying, which 0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:23.440 is very confusing, but we find out why everybody good? 0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:24.520 Are you okay? 0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:26.480 I'm really skin of clowns? 0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:37.400 Are you upset to the clowns? No comment? 0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:39.440 No, no for the comment. 0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:42.840 This does feel a little similar to a group date 0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:45.120 that I had on my season. 0:32:44.920 --> 0:32:47.640 What season was that, Matthew Johnson Season five? 0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:51.160 Where I think you had to rank yourself in order 0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:54.640 of like who was funniest or who was most selfish? 0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:56.680 And I would have to then see who was most 0:32:56.720 --> 0:32:57.880 compatible with myself? 0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:01.120 Okay, this was the most cooked group day, Like I 0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:03.600 hated this group date. Basically there was six of us 0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:05.640 or seven of us left, I can't remember, but every 0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:07.680 single girl who was left when on this group date 0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:10.920 and we were given little podiums and the podiums had 0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:14.200 numbers on them one to seven and Osha would ask 0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:16.440 a question or Matt would ask a question, and we 0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:19.080 had to rank ourselves. And the questions were things like 0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:21.880 who is the funniest out of you seven girls, and 0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:25.200 so we would have to fight between ourselves to rank ourselves. 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.040 Number one was the funniest, Number seven was least funniest. 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.480 The issue was is that only one person could stand 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:32.720 on one box. So basically, if you chose that you 0:33:32.760 --> 0:33:35.120 were the funniest, you would get box number one, and 0:33:35.160 --> 0:33:37.160 then you can't had to fight between the girls and 0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:39.520 like maybe if two girls were standing on the same box, 0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:42.160 you would then be bickering in front of Matt over 0:33:42.200 --> 0:33:44.280 why you thought you were funnier. But the questions were 0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:47.240 so mean. There was questions like who's the funniest, who's 0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:51.280 the nicest, who's the most likely to lie? Things like this, 0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:55.160 which just left everyone feeling so salty by the end 0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:56.720 of the day. And I got our first because I'm 0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:58.400 clearly the shittest person on APPE because. 0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:00.440 You threw your toys out of the pram and I'm 0:34:00.440 --> 0:34:03.840 not doing this. You're checking it round to drive us. 0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:05.760 I'm not playing, and you. 0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:08.239 Were taking advantage of us, and I was not playing. 0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:10.759 You're on a reality TV show to fall in love. 0:34:11.000 --> 0:34:12.640 Of course you're being taken advantage of. 0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:15.560 Tara and I both got out like we we just 0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:17.759 didn't want to have to argue over whether we were 0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:21.200 funnier or kinder or whatever it was. And then there 0:34:21.200 --> 0:34:23.320 were some girls from our season who kept on putting 0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:24.520 themselves on box one or two. 0:34:24.680 --> 0:34:26.880 It was brilliant. I loved it, but it was so. 0:34:26.760 --> 0:34:29.759 Bad because whoever got the most points, whoever was like 0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:32.200 the funniest, the prettiest, the whatever, all the things that 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:34.440 you want to be as a person, ended up getting 0:34:34.440 --> 0:34:35.759 the extra time with Matt that day. 0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:39.480 And both my date and this date from episode six 0:34:39.680 --> 0:34:41.799 ended in the same way, where the girls had to 0:34:41.800 --> 0:34:45.799 write a letter directed at the Bachelor, and it was 0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:49.080 all about what they want for their future, their timeline, 0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:51.520 where they want to end up, what's missing in their life. 0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:54.240 It was quite emotional, and I think that these letters, 0:34:54.239 --> 0:34:56.200 I mean these letters were like two pages long that 0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:57.280 Jimmy had been given. 0:34:57.440 --> 0:35:00.279 Oh, some girls are giving him like an absolute say. 0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:02.840 They were like a wad of paper, and Jimmy's like, 0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:05.040 oh fuck, hen now I've got to read through all this. 0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:07.240 It's like timestamp. She's like, I want to get married 0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.480 at the beautiful church in Darling Point on the twenty 0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:14.240 second of October in twenty twenty four. Look, these letters 0:35:14.239 --> 0:35:17.360 were so detailed. Jimmy only read out a tiny paragraph 0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:17.840 of each. 0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:22.399 But there's such sentimental letters and they're being delivered by 0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:26.680 like a clown hopping down the stairs or like a pirate. 0:35:26.800 --> 0:35:30.360 It was so weird. It was like the producers that 0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.239 had mushrooms the night before, me being like, let's just 0:35:32.280 --> 0:35:35.799 say this, who cares? Yeah, get a queen in there 0:35:35.840 --> 0:35:38.000 as well, who cares? And a guy addresses a wizard. 0:35:38.040 --> 0:35:39.880 No one's gonna ask any questions. 0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:42.360 Like, no one's watching this season anyways. 0:35:41.960 --> 0:35:45.000 Doesn't matter what we do far out. 0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:52.000 Ashley gets the extra time in this day because her 0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:55.080 letter is the most sentimental she talks about. I kind 0:35:55.120 --> 0:35:56.879 of think, and I'm going to say this, I think 0:35:56.920 --> 0:35:59.920 ash may have leant into some things that she thought 0:36:00.040 --> 0:36:03.239 Jimmy wanted to hear. She said, it's not about quantity time, 0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:05.920 it's about quality time, which is the perfect thing to 0:36:05.960 --> 0:36:07.640 say to someone who you know is not going to 0:36:07.640 --> 0:36:11.000 be around for fifty percent of your relationship. So anyway 0:36:11.160 --> 0:36:13.279 she gets the extra time. Sierra is a little bit 0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:14.080 pissed about it. 0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:17.320 I'm just a little bit disappointed that it was Ashley, 0:36:17.440 --> 0:36:19.959 I guess because she sas. 0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:23.080 I felt really bad for ash during this extra time, 0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:27.640 because obviously she's had no time with Jimmy whatsoever, and 0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:29.960 this poor girl, she wanted to have time with him 0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:32.920 so badly, and straight from the get go, he was 0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:35.200 picking her story apart because she said at one point 0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:37.440 she wanted to have kids in three to five years, 0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.680 but then at the same time she met the right guy, 0:36:39.719 --> 0:36:42.200 she'd have kids in two years. And it was almost 0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:45.200 as if every answer that she gave Jimmy would have 0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:47.279 a grimace on his face and he would disagree with it. 0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:49.160 She just couldn't say anything that was right. 0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:51.960 I totally agree, and I felt the same thing. I 0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:53.719 think Jimmy had already made up his mind that he 0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:55.279 was sending her home, or that she was going to 0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:56.600 be going home very soon. 0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:57.800 Well, she didn't get a rose. 0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:01.560 Yeah, and it was so that, like, I mean, she's thirty. 0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:03.760 Of course she's gonna say, you know, I'm thinking about 0:37:03.760 --> 0:37:06.399 having kids in the next five that's like the token answer, Yeah, 0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:08.440 five years time. No one knows what's gonna happen in 0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:11.680 five years. I said to you five or six years. 0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:14.000 I was like, nice, try idiot. 0:37:15.000 --> 0:37:16.920 That's just popping my contraceptive pill out. 0:37:17.160 --> 0:37:18.839 Yeah. 0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:21.320 Yeah, So look, I mean things changed and she said 0:37:21.320 --> 0:37:24.440 two years and he was like offended that maybe if 0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:26.080 she met the right person, she'd want to have kids 0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:28.520 in two years. He's like, God, that's too soon. And look, 0:37:28.560 --> 0:37:30.799 I get it, relationships do change it around the three 0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.680 to four years mark. You know, you do need to 0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:34.600 spend time with someone to get to know them. But 0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:37.319 I don't know. I just felt like she was being 0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:39.799 punished a little bit for being honest. And I think 0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:42.440 that what she said in regards to her timeline for 0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:44.840 children is the exact same thing that some of the 0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:47.000 other girls have said on their single dates. Yeah, but 0:37:47.080 --> 0:37:49.640 they haven't been punished for it, So I don't. I mean, 0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:51.320 I'm glad he sent a home if he wasn't interested 0:37:51.360 --> 0:37:53.000 in her, But I don't think that that was the 0:37:53.040 --> 0:37:54.239 reason why she was sent home. 0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:56.240 Yeah, I guess the one thing that we both didn't 0:37:56.320 --> 0:37:58.800 like though with this episode is the fact that he 0:37:58.800 --> 0:38:00.560 didn't give her the rose. And then it was the 0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:04.879 next day at the cocktail party that Jimmy entered said 0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:08.000 hi to everybody, b lined it for Ash, took her 0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:10.640 outside and had a conversation with her, and at that 0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:12.560 point he said, Hey, I'm going to send you home 0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:14.720 because I really see you as nothing more than a friend. 0:38:14.880 --> 0:38:17.600 You're a lovely person, but there's no spark here. And 0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:21.200 I did kind of think, oh, man, like, you could 0:38:21.239 --> 0:38:22.520 have just sent her home at the end of your 0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:24.600 extension time, at the end of the group date. You 0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:26.160 could have said goodbye right then and there. 0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:27.680 Or he could have just sent her home at the 0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.640 row ceremony. I think like the calling her out and 0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.560 doing it in front of everyone and making a big 0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:36.320 deal about it. I mean, on one hand, yes, of course, 0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:39.160 I think it's noble to make the choice to send 0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:41.640 someone home. It's a hard decision to make, but I 0:38:41.640 --> 0:38:45.080 actually think it's like way more dramatic and more embarrassing 0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:47.320 sending someone home in the middle of a cocktail party. 0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.400 When you're literally supposed to send someone home in an 0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:51.480 hour anyway, and also you've just. 0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:54.360 Had your hair and makeup done, you've got your dress on. 0:38:55.040 --> 0:38:57.080 At least if you wait to the row ceremony, you 0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:59.520 get to say goodbye to your friends. Like, she just 0:38:59.520 --> 0:39:01.480 got fucking walked out the front and he was like, okay, 0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:02.840 hop in the car now. She didn't even get to 0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:03.640 say bite anyone. 0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:05.919 She's like a fake tan for this. I've got fake 0:39:06.000 --> 0:39:08.040 lashes on. Really, dude, you could have just told me, 0:39:08.080 --> 0:39:10.359 like in an hour after I had a few free champagnes. 0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:13.960 Yeah. So look, Ash went home, and I feel like 0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:15.799 it was the first time we actually got to see 0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:18.520 or have anything to do with Ash. I think from 0:39:18.560 --> 0:39:20.480 the very start of that episode we knew she was 0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:22.239 going home because it was the first time that she'd 0:39:22.280 --> 0:39:26.200 been given any airtime, and all the girls were really 0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:28.560 upset that Ash was gone, and also that they didn't 0:39:28.560 --> 0:39:30.239 get an opportunity to say goodbye to her. 0:39:30.760 --> 0:39:32.960 Oh my god, I wasn't expecting that. 0:39:33.000 --> 0:39:35.400 Eg's really upsetting. 0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:42.040 I'm really surprised. Yeah, but guys. 0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:45.440 We're all saying, so that's a position too soon. 0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:46.879 Too soon. 0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:49.160 I love her so much. 0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:52.160 Look, she's the person that you love to hate but 0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:54.960 hate to love. I don't even know if that makes sense, 0:39:55.000 --> 0:39:56.919 but I love her that I don't hat well said? 0:39:57.480 --> 0:40:01.560 Can I ask Laura in that situation, would she have 0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:05.239 literally hopped in a limousine and gone or would she 0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:08.000 have driven back then to collect her bags and say 0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:09.799 goodbye to everybody else? Like? Do you actually get a 0:40:09.840 --> 0:40:11.680 chance to say goodbye to the girls if you leave 0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:13.239 outside of a rose ceremony? 0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:16.200 So we hadn't happened a couple of times on our season. 0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:19.280 I can't remember. I know that Charlene went home early 0:40:19.560 --> 0:40:22.480 during a cocktail party, and I know that somebody else, Oh, 0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:25.480 another girl went home just after a date. So it 0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:28.200 was Liz Liz. So this is where to our season, guys, 0:40:28.440 --> 0:40:30.840 Liz went home on one of those double dates, you 0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:33.160 know how, like on The Bachelor's sometimes they'll send two 0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:35.719 girls off on a single date together and only one 0:40:35.719 --> 0:40:36.560 person comes home. 0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:39.360 Two girls leave and only one comes back to. 0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:42.719 Girls one cup. That's definitely a different show. 0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:47.080 Sends keep this PG for this episode. You're disgusting. 0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:49.960 Yeah, since you were derailing pretty quickly, aren't we. Anyways, 0:40:49.960 --> 0:40:52.000 we're coming to the end I think it's fifty to fifty. 0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:55.000 Sometimes you get a quick opportunity to say goodbye. But 0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:57.879 I think in this instance with Ash, I actually don't 0:40:57.880 --> 0:40:59.640 think she would have said goodbye. I think Jimmy would 0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.479 have put her in the car, and then what would 0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:03.200 have happened is she would have been sitting in the 0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:06.200 car and producers would have brought her bags out to 0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:10.280 the car, because usually you have everything already packed. Everything's 0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:14.440 every single night before a cocktail party starts, every single 0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:16.960 contestant has to pack up their suitcase, pack up all 0:41:16.960 --> 0:41:17.640 their belongings. 0:41:17.719 --> 0:41:19.400 Unless you've been given a rose on your date or 0:41:19.480 --> 0:41:20.560 group extension. 0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:23.520 Exactly, you have to pack everything up as though you're 0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:26.960 going home. And they say to you, if you leave anything, 0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:29.200 you can't get it, like, we're not going to fucking 0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:31.840 mail your shampoo back, We're not gonna mail you your toothbrush. 0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:34.239 Don't forget anything, make sure you've packed it all up. 0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:36.000 So I reckon she would have been sitting in the 0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:38.359 car and producers obviously would have known she was going home, 0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.040 and they'd been like, hey, Goshley, have a safe trip, 0:41:41.120 --> 0:41:42.560 you know, enjoying McDonald's on the way home. 0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:45.440 I'm so upsetting did you have Did you always pack 0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:47.680 your bags for every row ceremony. 0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:50.480 Every single rose ceremony. I was not cocky at all. 0:41:50.560 --> 0:41:53.440 Some girls would leave their stuff out, and the producers 0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:56.719 were like, if you get sent home, we will we 0:41:56.760 --> 0:41:58.680 will not pack your bag for you. We will not 0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:00.920 be getting anything that you like you out And some 0:42:01.000 --> 0:42:02.600 of the girls were like, ah, I'm not going home on. 0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:05.120 This cockta buddy, Yeah, but not you, Laura ben. 0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:07.880 Here I am. My stuff is still la strewn across 0:42:07.880 --> 0:42:11.160 the floor. But anyway, guys, that is it. That's episodes 0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:11.880 five and six. 0:42:12.360 --> 0:42:15.080 I feel like next week there's going to be a 0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:17.640 lot more people watching because the Olympics will be over. 0:42:17.800 --> 0:42:20.239 And for anybody who's missed the first couple of episodes, 0:42:20.280 --> 0:42:21.480 you know what, you don't have to go back and 0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:23.560 watch it on tenplay. You can just jump on and 0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:28.319 listen to the batcherycabs. Probably funnier, maybe a little bit 0:42:28.400 --> 0:42:29.719 less reliable, but. 0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:31.480 You will get more fart jokes. 0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:33.520 And more bodily functions. In general. 0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:36.879 Lot's to look forward to. Can I also just say 0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:40.400 no no, I just want to say obviously people can 0:42:40.440 --> 0:42:41.960 tell it a little bit sick right now. 0:42:42.880 --> 0:42:44.640 Oh, Crimy River and. 0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:47.600 Hey, don't worry, though, guys, I've persevered. I'm not one 0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:50.920 hundred percent, but I'll stop at nothing to get this 0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:53.759 podcast done, because you know I do this for you 0:42:53.760 --> 0:42:55.280 guys listening right now. 0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:57.239 Do you know how hard it is living with a 0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:59.840 man who has the man flu and not not COVID, 0:43:00.120 --> 0:43:02.240 living with a man who has man flu. 0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:05.040 I have cooked dinner two nights in a row right now, 0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:07.360 and I've done the dishwasher the last five times in 0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:09.359 a row. So just be careful what you say. 0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:13.560 Laura, you are a god. You are like hercules. 0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:15.520 You don't know how good you have it. 0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:18.040 Every single time Matt does something, every single time he cooks, 0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:21.360 every time he cleans, every time he wipes the toilet bowl, 0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:24.440 He's like, you don't know how good you have it, Laura. 0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:28.960 I am an excellent husband. Other men don't do anything. 0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:32.000 I feed our children, and I'm like, look look what 0:43:32.080 --> 0:43:33.560 I do for you in this family. 0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:36.799 Yesterday, Matt was like, I helped you with the kids. 0:43:36.840 --> 0:43:38.600 I was like, they're your kids. 0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:42.680 I babysit them on a regular basis. 0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:45.640 And you really glad that you guys are getting get 0:43:45.680 --> 0:43:48.040 insight into this relationship. We only had a couple of 0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:50.120 fights on this record, but they were cute fights and like, 0:43:50.160 --> 0:43:52.120 we're gonna go and have a cuddle now, so you know, 0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:52.799 it's been fun. 0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:52.960 Guy. 0:43:53.040 --> 0:43:55.840 Hey, mixed signals? Are you? Is that an invitation? Because 0:43:56.200 --> 0:43:59.120 iache I'm picking up what you're putting down, Laura. 0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:01.560 Anyway, guys, that is it from us. We're hothing you 0:44:01.600 --> 0:44:05.960 have enjoyed another Bachelor recap. We need a little song 0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:08.960 or a jingle for this. It's recaptime. 0:44:09.160 --> 0:44:11.760 Oh my god, no no, just hey, tell your friends, 0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:16.160 tell your family, tell tell Jimmy, tell Sierra because. 0:44:16.120 --> 0:44:18.360 And share the love and the love. 0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:23.200 Because really love love. Oh thank god, that's over.