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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven.

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Speaker 2: You know, Jim White Rye has been working harder than

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Speaker 2: the Wagner group trying to find a new leader. You

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Speaker 2: do it at Sergi No, you you do it.

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Speaker 3: And he's come up with this.

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Speaker 2: Jen White Rise, Jimmy Jabbin. But my seven eleven toasty

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Speaker 2: is in the toasty machine. Now we'll get all brown

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Speaker 2: bits on it. Amanda is weird, and just when I

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Speaker 2: thought she couldn't get any weirder, she reposted a picture

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Speaker 2: of a centaur, a mythical half man half beast creature,

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Speaker 2: on her insta, speculating where would be the proper place

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Speaker 2: for its genitals to be placed on the man part

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Speaker 2: or the horse part.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is what comments on. It'd have to be

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Speaker 1: in the front. His arms aren't long enough to reach

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Speaker 1: all the way back to his highex to scratch to lollibag.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he has a nice personality, which is not what

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Speaker 1: I want to think of with the centaur. I want

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Speaker 1: to think of meeting one at a party and sparks

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Speaker 1: fly and we're sharing a drink and next minute.

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Speaker 2: Taking both of the trough together. The tribal drum was beating.

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Speaker 2: How do you cover your farts? It seems Amanda likes

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Speaker 2: to use them as an alarm clock for her husband.

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Speaker 1: You know, even this morning, I was charging my Apple

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Speaker 1: watch next to the bed before I left the house,

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Speaker 1: and I want to go and get my watch. I

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Speaker 1: walked in to get my watch, just did a fart

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Speaker 1: next to the bed and left. Of the poor Harley things.

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Speaker 1: I've come out of my way to fart next to

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Speaker 1: the bed and then lean and then left again.

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Speaker 2: No kids. We had a gooley about the placement of

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Speaker 2: toilet roll dispenses in hotels, which led to this.

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Speaker 1: Hey, hotels don't put big mirrors that you only see

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Speaker 1: when you're sitting on the toilet. Yeah, you're still happy

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Speaker 1: with the one over the bed though, you like that.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy's latest obsession is outback truckers, but there always seems

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Speaker 2: to be some sort of jeopardy involved. I've been stuck

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Speaker 2: on outback truckers, always got the jeopardy. Keith doesn't make

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Speaker 2: it into Meeka Farer by six to nine. He can

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Speaker 2: kiss his bonus goodbye and then Keith gess.

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Speaker 3: He makes it.

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Speaker 1: Does are producer driven shots? How do I say you

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Speaker 1: don't make it work because the.

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Speaker 2: One forgot is quite reasonably guess. No, actually, I don't

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Speaker 2: think there's much jeopardy in this at all. I think

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Speaker 2: we're going to be fine. Sunny it again, Keith, there's jeopardy.

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Speaker 2: David Beckham took a leaf out of Prince William's book

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Speaker 2: and decided to send the English Lioness's US support message

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Speaker 2: for their ill fated Soccer World Cup bid.

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Speaker 1: David Beckham, before the Lioness's final gave he was he

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Speaker 1: wasn't in Australia either, but he did a filmed shout

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Speaker 1: out with his daughter.

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Speaker 3: Good luck in this next game, and just to know

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Speaker 3: that our whole nation is behind you as always, and

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Speaker 3: good luck keep inspiring these girls because it's incredible to watch.

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Speaker 3: And good luck girls. He's come back for the second

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Speaker 3: bite of the cherry.

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Speaker 2: If Posh was filming that, I would have been so

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Speaker 2: wrap it up, David, come let us leave.

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Speaker 1: I've got hurry you warm up, We've got Lenis sleep

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Speaker 1: for dinner.

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Speaker 2: And apparently we got to the bottom of why Jonesy

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Speaker 2: doesn't get invited to theater sports events.

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Speaker 1: This is the number one joke that won the Best

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Speaker 1: Joke of the Edinburgh fringe. I started dating a zoo keeper,

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Speaker 1: but it turned out he was a cheetah. You're so unsupported.

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Speaker 3: I'm supported.

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Speaker 1: That's why you can't do theater sports rose right, you

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Speaker 1: don't go yes and because.

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Speaker 2: He said nothing, well, he also told me that Jonesy

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Speaker 2: why toasty. This has been Jenoi r Eyes jibber Jabba.

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Speaker 1: Thanks mate, Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: Sam