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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thirty six five. Are use stiff armed into watching crap

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Speaker 2: TV with your partner?

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Speaker 3: Sounds like you are one hundred percent What are you watching?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: What do we watched? Last? It was bad? Oh we

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Speaker 2: compromised and this is what I want to get into.

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Speaker 2: We compromised. We ended up watching God the third part.

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Speaker 2: I told you about this, the third the third Kingsman movie,

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Speaker 2: which is a stinker. Honestly, I would have just purated

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Speaker 2: with the other raw meats. I was given my dog

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Speaker 2: that night.

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Speaker 3: Wow shocking from our savage review.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, who's that? There's a good British actor in it

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Speaker 2: as well?

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Speaker 5: It was an absolutely fine zink fist Ralph fine find

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Speaker 5: he's better than that?

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Speaker 2: Did you he used a lot? Is a lot better

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Speaker 2: than Didjimon Houston's great spect from him. Oh wow, he's

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Speaker 2: some stinkers.

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Speaker 6: Wack on?

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Speaker 2: Did you he has some stinkers? Digitmon. We liked him

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Speaker 2: in the Island, we liked him in Blood d and

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Speaker 2: we liked him in Gladiator and that's about it.

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Speaker 3: Wow whack but a lot of truth to it. So

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Speaker 3: this was middle ground for you.

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Speaker 5: So it's a constant fight between you and your partner

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Speaker 5: as to what you want to watch.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Now, let me just I know a lot of

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Speaker 2: people are probably if this has struck a chord with

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Speaker 2: you and you're feeling a bit of shame around it.

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Speaker 2: I understand that, but I want to justify your position

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Speaker 2: for you. All right, Oh nice, Given how busy everyone is, right, often,

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Speaker 2: couch time with your partner is the only time you

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Speaker 2: get with them at all, full stop. You get home,

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Speaker 2: you're busy, you might, you've got kids, You cook dinner

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Speaker 2: as quickly as you can, and then you go, jeez,

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Speaker 2: all I've got time for is just lying on the

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Speaker 2: couch with you and watching them.

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Speaker 3: You're tired.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's precious time. It's really really precious time.

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Speaker 2: So at the end of the day, you have to

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Speaker 2: choose something that you both want to watch, right, which means,

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Speaker 2: unless you are the same person, one of you is

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Speaker 2: always compromising for the other one.

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Speaker 5: I must be the stiff armor. If this is true, Yes,

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Speaker 5: then my partner, Mimi, my beautiful partner, Mim is obviously

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Speaker 5: you watch the last night we watched Winter Soldier and.

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Speaker 2: The Yeah, you loved it, And that's what I tell

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Speaker 2: him as well. But the point is I don't think

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Speaker 2: because one of you is always compromising, always have to

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Speaker 2: be Hang on.

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Speaker 5: A second, Sorry, I watched a movie on Sunday night

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Speaker 5: last night, and so I compromised.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I definitely about a fashion studio and.

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Speaker 2: He goes, guys last night not a bad movie.

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Speaker 6: I was trying to convince myself.

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Speaker 2: Joel, and I vomited it our well yeah right now, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I don't think this is This is the point

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Speaker 2: I want to make, and I'd love to hear from

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Speaker 2: you if you're stiff armed into watching crap TV and

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Speaker 2: you've just realized it. I don't think that watching what

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Speaker 2: you always want to watch on TV can coexist with

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Speaker 2: a good relationship. I think in order for your relationship

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Speaker 2: to be decent, in order to enjoy your couch time together,

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Speaker 2: because there is such a premium on the couch time,

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Speaker 2: you've got to give up watching some shows that you

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Speaker 2: really want to watch. Case in point for me is Euphoria.

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Speaker 2: We've been talking about it for a long time. It's

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Speaker 2: on binge. It looks it's unbelievable. I'd watched an episode.

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Speaker 2: My partner, as you know, is pregnant at the moment

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Speaker 2: she was like, that's too intense for me right now.

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Speaker 2: Sure we can't watch Euphoria. Sure, so I haven't been

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Speaker 2: able to watch Euphoria, which by the way, has released

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Speaker 2: his season two until like last night.

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Speaker 5: Apparently season two is better than season one, by the way,

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Speaker 5: I've heard that it's wild.

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Speaker 2: I had a moment where I was like, I just

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Speaker 2: had to say to it. Look, I'm going to have

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Speaker 2: to four go hanging out with you on the couch here,

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Speaker 2: you're kidding, No, I sent myself pregnant parton to bed.

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Speaker 2: I was like, get out, like I need to. I

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Speaker 2: need to prioritize the TV at some stage.

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Speaker 3: Wow, how did that go down? Are you going home

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Speaker 3: tonight for.

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Speaker 2: Me to ask you about that? And I can stiff

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Speaker 2: arm me into watching some more Marble shows. So look,

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Speaker 2: here's what I want to know from you, guys. Thirty

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Speaker 2: one O six five. I used stiff armed in to

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Speaker 2: watch TV with you. But if you're just listen to

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Speaker 2: me right now hearing this, going, oh my god, I've

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Speaker 2: had to watch sport my whole life. Or on the

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Speaker 2: other side, I'm not saying that one gender is more

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Speaker 2: successful at this are you? Are you watching the third

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Speaker 2: season of.

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Speaker 3: I watched four seasons of Younger in a previous relationship.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, So what is Younger?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I think you're trying to sell this to me as well.

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Speaker 6: We love it, We love It's a great.

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Speaker 5: Show obviously, but just not my speed. It's a great show.

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Speaker 5: I'll say that again.

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Speaker 2: Is that about those like young professionals?

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Speaker 5: It's actually a great concepts as a woman who's over

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Speaker 5: thirty who then convinces people that she's under.

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Speaker 3: Thirty to get this job at a publishing for anyway.

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Speaker 2: Sounds brilliant.

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Speaker 7: We'd love to hear from you, guys, if this is

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Speaker 7: you and your relasia or contend with me, if you

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Speaker 7: managed to crack this nut, if you've got a great

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Speaker 7: TV rel TV watching relationship with your partner, I'd love

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Speaker 7: to hear from you, because right now, right now, mate.

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Speaker 2: She does struck during a Rock and a Hard Place.

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Speaker 2: She's watching Captain Falcon in the winter Side weird. She

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Speaker 2: loves it. Six ' five Do you watch crap TV

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Speaker 2: because you try to please your partner? I were gonna

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Speaker 2: ask a question here, which how could be the best

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Speaker 2: question I've ever asked the audience. It's really opened up

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Speaker 2: a can of worms. Here in the studio as well,

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Speaker 2: Are you stiff armed into watching crap TV with your partner? Now,

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Speaker 2: my contention is, we all know how precious couch time

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Speaker 2: is at the end of the day, pretty much the

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Speaker 2: only time you get with your partner. You've had a

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Speaker 2: really busy day, You've got to hit the couch together,

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Speaker 2: and one of you inevitably has to compromise into what

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Speaker 2: you're gonna watch together.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, if you're not compromising, you're the

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Speaker 3: stiff arm.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're stiff arming them. And funnily enough, we're just

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Speaker 2: finding out here. It's just in the room here, we're

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Speaker 2: just talking about shows that we've all been forced to watch. Woods.

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Speaker 2: You got forced to watch Ginny and Georgia or something.

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Speaker 3: You got stiff arm that little nightmare and watch the

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Speaker 3: whole thing.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like a cracker. I was watching Discovery of

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Speaker 2: Witches for six months, seasons two seasons of Discovery of

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Speaker 2: which is just people looking?

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Speaker 3: Was that what it was?

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Speaker 6: Just on the search?

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Speaker 2: On the search anyway, Jaden's called Jaden. You get stiff armed, mate?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, look the show thanks to Yeah, I've been stiff

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Speaker 8: armed into watching The Vampire.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, actually.

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Speaker 5: To be fair to be fair, Jaden, it's funny you

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Speaker 5: do you get stiff and then three episodes in you

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Speaker 5: looked I got stiff armed into Emily in Paris.

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Speaker 2: Have you seen that one? Got stiff.

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Speaker 6: Ja's actually not bad.

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Speaker 2: I've only seen whispers in that show, and honestly, my

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Speaker 2: food tasted worse when I was eating it there. It

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Speaker 2: was so poisonous that show. Honestly, no, no, mate, I

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Speaker 2: don't care where Emily is, but she's certainly not on

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Speaker 2: my TV six five I used stiff stiff farmed into

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Speaker 2: watching crap TV with your partner Trish is called Trisha.

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Speaker 2: What do you get stiff armed into watching? You know?

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Speaker 9: There's uh the Gold where they dig up the gold

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Speaker 9: and get money for it and all that crap, and

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Speaker 9: then the other one where they sell girls sales Americans.

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Speaker 4: Is what you're talking? Oh my god, they driving.

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Speaker 9: But I want to watch Maths. So for me to

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Speaker 9: be able to watch Maths with my husband, so you compromised?

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Speaker 6: Do you do?

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Speaker 2: Are you like, Hey, I stiff arm you into Maths

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Speaker 2: and then you stiff arm me into Pickers.

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Speaker 9: Correct.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's the way it has to work if

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Speaker 2: you're going to spend time on the couch together. It

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Speaker 2: needs to be a discussion. You need to be open

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Speaker 2: to the fact that you know you're going to watch

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Speaker 2: some crap TV if you're gonna get to what.

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Speaker 3: You want to watch, and that's fair.

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Speaker 2: However, however, and the other discussion that's going on in here,

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Speaker 2: which I think is very interesting, is there are some

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Speaker 2: shows which for Emily in Paris is a great sign

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Speaker 2: for me, watch that in your own time. I don't

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Speaker 2: know how many vidos you guys get a month, but

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Speaker 2: like Emily in Paris does not lib while I'm on

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Speaker 2: the couch, find your own time. And that's the same

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Speaker 2: for me with Ozark. If you go, if you want

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Speaker 2: to go and watch someone laundering a drug dealers money, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you got to go and do that. And Euphoria's copy

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Speaker 2: that treatment as well. I'm cool with that. Yeah, cool

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Speaker 2: with that. But you can't compromise with that show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough. Let's go to here and you compromise

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Speaker 3: on TV.

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Speaker 10: Once a full day a week with UFC Sundays, Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: You watch the whole day, You're watching people get stiff

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Speaker 2: armed as.

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Speaker 4: Well, pretty much the whole day until the main event,

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Speaker 4: which is usually one o'clock. So the whole days out?

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Speaker 2: Oh he just cammon? Is it? Wow?

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Speaker 1: On you?

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Speaker 5: Do you get the midweek TV? Then are you stiff

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Speaker 5: arming from Monday to Friday? Surely we agree on the

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Speaker 5: Monday to Friday one compromise?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what sort of show is he compromising on? Give

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Speaker 2: me an idea. I'll tell you if he's got license

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Speaker 2: to give you Sunday.

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Speaker 4: At the moment, it's Ozark.

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Speaker 2: With you. Barrel totally got your midweek with with the

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Speaker 2: UFC on someday.

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Speaker 6: He's got the dream that right off.

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Speaker 2: Talk to that bloke, speak to speaking about having the dream.

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Speaker 2: We flagged this in the spot. We've got your partner

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Speaker 2: mini whos.

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Speaker 5: Right now now, Mimmy, the guys weren't believing me that

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Speaker 5: you actually enjoyed Falcon and the Winter Soldier last night,

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Speaker 5: didn't you?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I chose in the Winter Soldiers. Do

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Speaker 4: you chow well?

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Speaker 3: And Naughty mad Gate?

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Speaker 5: I think it is just totally taking over the nation.

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Speaker 5: If you've missed it, have listened to this.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I took my dad's porno mags.

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Speaker 5: A few weeks later those magazines just disappeared.

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Speaker 3: It's Naughty mag Gate.

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Speaker 5: It is where the hell are the norse magazines? And

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Speaker 5: who took them from under my bed? Yesterday Will on

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Speaker 5: the show, we spoke to my sister Sarah. I didn't

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Speaker 5: think she was a prime suspect, to be honest, given

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Speaker 5: she was about seven at the time and obviously not

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Speaker 5: Your two primary suspects, Alan the Cleaner, and Mum.

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Speaker 3: What do you want to know about him?

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Speaker 6: Well, he cleaned the house.

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Speaker 5: His name was Alan, right, had a very close relationship

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Speaker 5: He? For some reason, he loved Tom. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: He's bringing If he's bringing pies, he's bringing Max.

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Speaker 5: Alan doesn't like me very much. He goes straight to

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Speaker 6: I don't think they were together.

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Speaker 2: Can we just call Tom and just like I just

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Speaker 3: Okay, sure, because we are.

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Speaker 2: It's a rattling thing to say, Hey, Tom, how's it going?

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Speaker 2: Is this Tom's first time on our show as well?

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Speaker 6: Magazine, I want to go straight to that and to

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Speaker 5: I need to explain the situation, to say what I've done. First,

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Speaker 2: Okay, so let's let's just let's just hate the oven first.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, sure, Okay, I'm speaking Tom. It's Woody,

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Speaker 6: You're currently on radio and I've got Will here.

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Speaker 2: Tom.

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Speaker 3: Do you have do you have a sec to talk?

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Speaker 5: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Are you on the toilet currently? You've got a real

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Speaker 8: Let me just walk out of the bathroom and you.

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Speaker 3: Can finish the job.

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Speaker 2: Finish the job, Tom, Let alone a private number. There's

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Speaker 3: Okay, Tom, Tom.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you remember this or no of this,

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Speaker 3: Will we in Kahertz about this? Did I tell you

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Speaker 4: No, I was aware of naughty magazines.

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Speaker 2: Well, we were aware.

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Speaker 4: We have been independently finding.

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Speaker 2: All right, okay, let's keep him on the phone. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's got knowledge that we didn't have previously. We've got

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Speaker 2: Your poor sister was eight years old at the time.

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Speaker 2: She obviously didn't have a lot of invot.

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Speaker 6: She thought it was Alan.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk about that up next, you and the

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Speaker 6: It's really naughty madgate.

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Speaker 5: It is taking over the country. I'm sure everyone's following

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Speaker 3: This Later of the Wonder. I took my dad's porno maga.

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Speaker 5: A few weeks later, those magazines just disappeared.

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Speaker 6: It's naughty mag gate.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So yeah, I got dad's naughty magazines. I put

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Speaker 5: Now we've spoken to my sister. She went gun ho

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Speaker 5: on the phone right now, Hello again, Tom, Now, Tom,

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Speaker 5: before the song, you revealed that you were also aware

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Speaker 4: I was independent of yourself.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So you think we were just tag teaming.

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Speaker 4: Both unawares of one another, in and out of that room.

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Speaker 2: Like ships in the night, Ships in the night.

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Speaker 6: It was a dangerous climb, by the way.

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Speaker 5: We had to climb on top of a bookshelf to

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Speaker 2: How did you both know they were there? That's a

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Speaker 8: He's only got a couple.

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Speaker 4: Of places in my house hired them.

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Speaker 5: So there's probably a few wister eggs up there as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So Tom, so we're intimately taking it. Okay, So one.

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Speaker 5: Day I obviously got selfish, just so, I got selfish

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Speaker 6: Bed for convenience. Obviously, so.

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Speaker 3: Do you It was selfish, and I apologize, But did.

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Speaker 2: You before before we get to did you go back

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Speaker 2: to the stash one day and they were all gone.

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Speaker 2: Did you You must have had the wood he's taken them.

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Speaker 2: You must have climbed Mount Majoriama, only to get there

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Speaker 2: and be like, no, I can't remember a specific moment,

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Speaker 5: Okay, So onto my second line of questioning, Then, did

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 8: But I would have a suspect there.

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Speaker 3: Who who not Alan?

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Speaker 4: No? Not Alan?

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Speaker 2: Before you say your suspect, Tom, I think we need

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Speaker 2: to clean it. The other area we need to clear

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Speaker 2: up here with you is Alan, because your sister's don't

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Speaker 2: a bunch of mud at him. The only thing I

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Speaker 2: know about him is he's a fifty five year old guy,

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Speaker 2: very fit, and he used to bring over a couple

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Speaker 8: One for you.

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Speaker 4: I think it was his way of getting me out

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Speaker 4: I'll bait him out of his room.

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Speaker 3: That's what you st you like kidding like a bear trap.

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Speaker 5: If it was like a bear trap, Tom, let's get

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Speaker 5: under your suspect. You you very sternly said before that

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Speaker 4: I suspect, Mom, We didn't want.

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Speaker 6: It to come to this.

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Speaker 4: She thought, I can't have my eight year old son

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Speaker 2: Which is totally fair.

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Speaker 6: Fair enough, Okay, God, that's a tough phone call.

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Speaker 2: We didn't want to.

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, Sarah brought her up as well.

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Speaker 2: She's been brought up. Let's be honest. Your dad brought

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Speaker 2: her up. Sarah brought her up, and you brought her up.

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Speaker 2: What He's just avoiding calling her and accusing her stealing

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Speaker 8: I wouldn't want to have that phone call with her either.

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Speaker 6: Could you?

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Speaker 5: Could we do a bit of a sting Tom, where

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Speaker 5: you call her and we just record the phone call?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Seriously, seriously, Yeah, I mean if he if he said

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Speaker 2: the same and what I need to do, I'll do it. Tom.

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Speaker 5: That was incredible because I feel like she doesn't trust me.

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Speaker 5: As soon as I call her, she just goes piss off.

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Speaker 5: What he it's in the radio. Whereas if Tom calls.

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Speaker 2: But how is she going to feel if Tom calls

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Speaker 6: She will hate it.

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Speaker 2: But we've got the beer in the trap another Alan

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Speaker 2: Pye job is it?

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Speaker 8: That's all I ask him.

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Speaker 2: You've learned from the best, You've learned from the best.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well maybe, well that's just tomorrow. Obviously, I think

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Speaker 5: it's too much to do it today. But tom thank

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Speaker 6: Hilarious that we.

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Speaker 5: Were ships in the night taking Ted's Prnos. That's good,

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Speaker 5: we've talked about that. But tomorrow the sting entrapment you

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Speaker 5: call Mom.

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Speaker 2: I love that. Naughty man Gate. Tomorrow the final Suspect.

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Speaker 6: The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got our fairy God Martha, Martha Calipatato, soho joins

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Speaker 2: us in the studio problem too big or too small?

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Speaker 11: If you're having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 3: It's Will and Woodies fairy God Martha.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back mate, Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Guys, it's always good to.

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Speaker 2: Be here, so good to see you. Hey. Of especial

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Speaker 2: occasion though today you're is it your mom's.

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Speaker 1: It is my mom's thirty five year wedding anniversary and.

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Speaker 2: She's sitting outside can see it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she's just your chauffeur when you're in the city

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Speaker 1: But basically dad doesn't want to take her out, so

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go out with her and have like

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Speaker 1: some lobster and champagne.

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Speaker 3: Oh wedding anniversary, And somehow.

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Speaker 1: He's tired apparently.

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Speaker 6: When did he call it off? Afternoon?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it was an afternoon call.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yearsful, you guys, you're kidding. She's completely unfazed with it.

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Speaker 1: By the way, as long as she gets her lobster roll,

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Speaker 2: We're going to have to get Mary in here. It's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how she really feels about it?

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Speaker 2: Well, let's talk a little b about mass because I

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Speaker 2: know there's the edit right now going around for Selin.

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Speaker 2: Is it a little bit.

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Speaker 2: you were violent where.

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Speaker 6: You covered someone with red wine?

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Speaker 11: Really was a villain?

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Speaker 1: reunion though, But during that.

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Speaker 3: Did you dump red wine on someone?

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

449
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Speaker 3: If we can, just.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm really protective of anyone that I love or

451
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Speaker 1: care about, and she was coming for Michael, and Michael

452
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Speaker 1: would never like he's his unconfrontationals. That's like where I

453
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Speaker 1: tagged me. I mean like tag team and I can

454
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Speaker 1: deal with Joy. I didn't enjoy it, like that is

455
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Speaker 1: so out of character for me. But it was just

456
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Speaker 1: a high pressure situation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but who's your man?

458
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Speaker 1: Like never ever, ever, ever, like no one can say

459
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Speaker 1: anything about about Michael except me.

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Speaker 2: Of course, that's fair enough, that's fair enough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I got another question from Arthur which you were

463
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Speaker 2: talking about yesterday on the show, which I'd love you

464
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Speaker 2: for you to ask her.

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Speaker 3: Actually, are you referring to the first week stuff?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Thanks Will. It was a little bit uncomfortable.

468
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Speaker 5: So I was was making the claim yesterday that hanky

469
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Speaker 5: panky in the first week of meeting someone is the

470
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Speaker 5: best it gets as because of the excitement there and

471
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Speaker 5: there's just you know, blood's pumping, general's pumping, et cetera.

472
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Speaker 5: And then after that first week it steadily gets worse.

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Speaker 5: Would you agree with that statement or disagree with that

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Speaker 5: with your.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think the first week is all like fumbly

476
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Speaker 1: and awkward and it's.

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Speaker 10: All yeah, but the excitement.

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Speaker 6: I'm watching that.

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Speaker 3: Sorry min for that statement, but I don't reckon that.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to get that like initial spark back later on.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like sure, I mean, yes,

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Speaker 1: there's the excitement, but it's like nerves, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, like.

484
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Speaker 1: Real excitement, like you know, when you know someone and

485
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Speaker 1: you actually care for them and you love them, it's

486
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Speaker 1: a bit different. But when it's like a stranger, it's

487
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Speaker 1: like nerves kind.

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Speaker 2: Of which, as we discussed, for men, can can be

489
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Speaker 2: disastrous a lot of the time.

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Speaker 1: All great, really, it depends.

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Speaker 6: On No, that's true disaster.

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Speaker 3: When we're feeling nervous.

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Speaker 6: There's a certain part of us which.

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Speaker 1: Yah, yeah, Chestnut.

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Speaker 6: Large.

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Speaker 2: We've got more with.

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Speaker 5: Coming up next Will and Woody the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got Martha Callipetto's our fairy god Martha in the studio,

499
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Speaker 2: very god Martha, and I'm very excited to say that

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Speaker 2: she's got her mother Mary in the studio as well. Mary.

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Speaker 11: Welcome, Hi guys, thank you, so happy.

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Speaker 2: So happy.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, take it away, Mary.

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Speaker 10: I've been the uber driver since nine o'clock. So she

505
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Speaker 10: she has complaining.

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Speaker 1: I can't actually say a bad word about her. She

507
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Speaker 1: has driven me to like three different meetings.

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Speaker 5: Did I say right that you were complaining about MSG

509
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Speaker 5: and your chips for lunch today as well?

510
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Speaker 10: There was a there was a funny taste and I said,

511
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Speaker 10: the aftertaste tasted like gene.

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Speaker 11: She said, oh, it's probably not, and I said, it's not.

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Speaker 1: MSG.

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Speaker 6: You ate the whole box of chicken and then you

515
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Speaker 6: went to the counter in complaincy.

516
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Speaker 1: It's coming from the woman who eats like a packet

517
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Speaker 1: of chicken twisties every night. Chicken cheese.

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Speaker 5: The other big scoop that we're learning about is it's

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Speaker 5: your thirty five year wedding anniversary tonight?

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Speaker 10: Yes it is now. I didn't even know it was

521
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Speaker 10: my anniversary because every year I forget.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you didn't have you told your husband that

523
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Speaker 2: it's that your wedding anniversary. No, you haven't told him that.

524
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Speaker 10: I said to him, wy, don't we go out for

525
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Speaker 10: dinner tonight? And he said okay, And then he renegged

526
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Speaker 10: on me and he said, oh, you know what, just

527
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Speaker 10: just take someone.

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Speaker 2: Now before we get to because I really want to

529
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Speaker 2: call what's what's your husband's say? Okay? I really want

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Speaker 2: to call THEO. Before we do, I just want to

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Speaker 2: know very quickly, what was Martha like as a kid. Oh,

532
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Speaker 2: my god, any horror stories around her, anything that you

533
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Speaker 2: struggled with at all? No?

534
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Speaker 1: Not really a good kid.

535
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Speaker 2: It was a good kid.

536
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Speaker 10: It was old.

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Speaker 11: No, it was only.

538
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Speaker 1: Once I got older that I was.

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Speaker 11: She smashed every car that she ever drove.

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Speaker 1: I smashed about thirteen of my dad's thirteen. I had

541
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Speaker 1: about thirteen fender benders, maybe more.

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Speaker 11: She came home with the door missing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the car, Like, who does that?

544
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Speaker 4: Wait? Wait?

545
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Speaker 1: And it was Dad's company car.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the whole door was off.

547
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 1: It was the drivers.

548
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Speaker 6: Did you back back?

549
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: Someone clipped it at seven eleven?

550
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Speaker 2: And you went.

551
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Speaker 1: And I cooked And I'm like, Dad.

552
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Speaker 11: I was just opening the door.

553
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Speaker 5: He goes, stop, did you put the door in the boot.

554
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Speaker 11: Or his brother go and pick it up later?

555
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Speaker 7: Wow?

556
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Speaker 2: Okay, great, Well, I'm sure we could talk about Martha

557
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Speaker 2: as a teenager all day. Let's get down to business,

558
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Speaker 2: you know, So THEO. What do you think he's going

559
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Speaker 2: to say.

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Speaker 11: I'm going to say, Martha can't come with me? So

561
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Speaker 11: can't you want to come?

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Speaker 2: You have to remind him that it's thirty.

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Speaker 10: Have you forgotten something today.

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Speaker 1: Mary.

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Speaker 3: All right, so we'll go straight to you.

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Speaker 11: Mary's Hello, Yeah, what are you doing?

567
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Speaker 8: Are doing?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Well, Martha can't come with me for dinner? So do

570
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Speaker 11: you want to come? Are you there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh what you're talking about?

572
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Speaker 11: Oh? What am I talking about?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 11: Why that?

575
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Speaker 8: Won't you tell me?

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00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: What were you going to do? Buy me a diamond ring? Tight?

579
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Speaker 2: You and your diamond rings? Men?

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Speaker 10: Well you I organized lobster and champagne. But yeah, where

581
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 10: it was a surprise?

582
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Speaker 2: You tell me?

583
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Speaker 11: And you know how many years that he's twenty eight.

584
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Speaker 4: Years when Marbel thirty three?

585
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Speaker 1: You know, man, why did you tell me what you

586
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Speaker 1: were up to?

587
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 2: Well?

588
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Speaker 11: I wanted to surprise you. You know how I'm a romantic.

589
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Speaker 5: Every other time you have a bloody dunner, I.

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Speaker 11: Know, because I forget every year. Susie reminded me.

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Speaker 2: So, hey, the you're actually on radio with Will and Muddy.

592
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Speaker 11: No you're not, Yeah we are, No, you are you.

593
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Speaker 3: You're on radio.

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Speaker 2: You just more like a trooper. Just very quick, give

595
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Speaker 2: before you go. We were asking Martha before about the

596
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Speaker 2: time that she blew the door off your car and

597
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Speaker 2: drove it home. What are your thoughts on that.

598
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Speaker 4: Well, I was a surprise.

599
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 8: Was a surprise she had.

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Speaker 2: We got a bloody uncle to tell me that.

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Speaker 1: You know something, well, you know we need never would keep.

602
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Speaker 4: Martha a car because we know something would happen.

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Speaker 1: Thanks gride stir.

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Speaker 11: That aren't you shocked? And he thinkured it out. And

605
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Speaker 11: he's very intelligent with math.

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Speaker 2: He was all over.

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Speaker 11: I can just say to him, can you work out?

608
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Speaker 10: Because I make my own sour dough, and I'll say,

609
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Speaker 10: can you work out the percentage of how much? And

610
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 10: he does it straight away.

611
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Speaker 11: It's simple math. It's a simple math. I can't do them.

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Speaker 1: It's it's eight o'clock and I put my sour dough

613
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Speaker 1: in four hours ago. What time did I do it?

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Speaker 2: How does he do it? I have a wonderful day,

615
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Speaker 2: thanks mother.

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Speaker 1: Any time.

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Speaker 5: Will and Wood thirteen one oh six y five is

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Speaker 5: our number. I mean, get around me, Australia. How long

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Speaker 5: have you been doing it wrong?

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Speaker 2: For? When you say it because you actually you actually

621
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Speaker 2: did it's wrong the whole time, the first time you

622
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Speaker 2: thought you did it.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's that's a good example. Actually I'll tell that

624
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Speaker 5: story right up next. But for you guys listening, it

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Speaker 5: can be anything thirteen one oh sixty five? How long

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Speaker 5: have you been doing it the wrong way?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? I don't mean just sex. I mean it can

628
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Speaker 3: be literally anything.

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Speaker 2: How long are you doing it wrong the first time? Wrong?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'll tell that story miss a lot.

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Speaker 2: Didn't you? It was out in the out of bounds

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Speaker 2: on the full.

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Speaker 5: Doing it between the thighs anyway? And I mean literally

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Speaker 5: shocking chafe.

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Speaker 3: I imagine.

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Speaker 5: The reason I am talking about this doing it the

637
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Speaker 5: wrong way is because a priest has been doing something wrong,

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Speaker 5: which means that ten years of baptisms are now invalid.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you're doing in baptisms for ten years and

640
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Speaker 2: did the wrong way. Oh I see, jeez, I tell

641
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Speaker 2: you what bit of light? And really canvassing everything on

642
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 2: the on the pitch here? Aren't We've gone all the

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Speaker 2: way from doing it to baptisms.

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Speaker 3: That's what I do too broad in between?

645
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Speaker 2: How long will you do it like the way that

646
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Speaker 2: you were saying Edinburgh before I corrected you.

647
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Speaker 3: Yes, I was calling Edinburgh Edinburgh.

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Speaker 2: Now you're calling an Edinburgh. And you had a T

649
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Speaker 2: shirt that had Edinburgh written it and you couldn't find

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Speaker 2: it one day and you're like, we'll wears my Edinburgh

651
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Speaker 2: T shirt and I was like, mane, do you mean

652
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Speaker 2: Edinburgh top? You absolutely spurn You've actually got a few

653
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Speaker 2: of these. I've got more of them about you right

654
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Speaker 2: up next, don't go anywhere right now, give us a

655
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Speaker 2: call that everyone is six ' five. When did you

656
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 2: realize you were doing it wrong the whole time?

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Speaker 5: Would absolutely, And we are asking that question because she

658
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Speaker 5: whiz a Catholic priest has been doing something wrong for

659
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Speaker 5: ten years.

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Speaker 3: Father Anders of Phoenix.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, when he was doing baptisms, it.

662
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Speaker 3: Was just saying it wrong.

663
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Speaker 5: He was saying the baptism wrong, a simple mistake. Instead

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Speaker 5: of saying I baptize you in the name of the Father,

665
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Speaker 5: he was saying, we baptize you in the name of

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Speaker 5: the Father.

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Speaker 3: And because of this.

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Speaker 5: Small error, ten years of baptisms are now invalid. Oh

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Speaker 5: what ten years? Yes, so I imagine all of it. No,

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Speaker 5: carry on, what's that mate?

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Speaker 2: I was just going to say, So, there's a whole

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Speaker 2: bunch of people that have been baptized that think that

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Speaker 2: they're Catholics. Yes, that are not.

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Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 5: So those people who think they were baptized are probably

676
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Speaker 5: saying this right now.

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Speaker 3: Mac and Dog.

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Speaker 6: He's done it. Jesus, he's funny done it.

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Speaker 2: I kept talking there.

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Speaker 3: You almost walked over it. I was leading into it.

681
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Speaker 6: You walked over it once.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I regret I regret giving you that wrong

683
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Speaker 2: to go back for it now thirty one and six ' five,

684
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Speaker 2: What did you realize you were doing wrong the whole time?

685
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 2: Victoria is called Victoria? You were calling your friend the

686
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 2: wrong name for two years.

687
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Speaker 4: Yes, so her name SHANEI spell s I N H

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Speaker 4: E A D.

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Speaker 8: And I've been calling her sinhead.

690
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Speaker 2: The whole time. I love that sinhead, you know. It's

691
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Speaker 2: one of the first things that I feel like I

692
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 2: got to really just correct you in a lot of

693
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Speaker 2: this over the years. I think one of the first

694
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Speaker 2: things I remember when we met, you used to used

695
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Speaker 2: to say the words from the gecko yes instead of

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Speaker 2: from the get go yes.

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Speaker 5: I thought I was saying was from the gecko, and

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Speaker 5: I believed that the gecko was some sort of biblical

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Speaker 5: character that was there from the stunt with a Him

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Speaker 5: and Eve.

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Speaker 3: That's genuinely what I thought.

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Speaker 5: I also thought a by Gone was a type of jugong,

703
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 5: So when people said let bygones, I was like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those lazy bastards.

705
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Speaker 3: Just let them be, Let the kids swim.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to tany here Towny thirteen one six five.

707
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Speaker 5: What were you doing wrong?

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Speaker 8: So I freezed my credit card in the freezer because

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Speaker 8: that's what I thought, freezing a credit card?

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Speaker 2: Man, No, no, no way? How long?

711
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Speaker 3: How long were you doing it?

712
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Speaker 2: For?

713
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Speaker 8: Three years.

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Speaker 2: The whole time? How many cards? How many cards did

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Speaker 2: you have in the freezer? Tony?

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Speaker 8: Free shut up? How shut up?

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Speaker 2: So wait wait wait wait wait wait? So so so

718
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: you got wind of some sort of credit card theft. Yeah,

719
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 2: but you call the bank and you're like, guys, you guys,

720
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Speaker 2: someone's using my credit card. And they said, go freeze

721
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: your card and you were like, yep, no worries, and

722
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Speaker 2: you went and chucked it next to the frozen piece.

723
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Speaker 4: Well yeah, I put it in like a little tube.

724
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Speaker 2: When I were asking, when did you realize you were

725
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 2: doing it wrong? The whole time? We had some amazing calls,

726
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: really truly if you want them to get them on

727
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 2: the podcast. But the number one for me was a

728
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 2: woman called Tani who called the show and told us this.

729
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Speaker 8: So I freezed my credit card in the freezer because

730
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Speaker 8: that's what I thought, freezing a credit card.

731
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Speaker 5: Meant no, no, no way.

732
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Speaker 4: How long?

733
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Speaker 3: How long were you know?

734
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Speaker 2: Three years? Absolutely extrawdine, You've got Tani who joins us

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Speaker 2: on the phone. Now, welcome back, TONI. Hello, guys, we

736
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Speaker 2: just needed to bring you back because we found as

737
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Speaker 2: sent as be hung up on you. We just started

738
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 2: talking and naturally there are a lot of questions.

739
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Speaker 3: That's business.

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Speaker 2: So my first question for you is, so you're putting

741
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 2: your credit cards in the frazer for three years?

742
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Speaker 4: Yes?

743
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 2: How many credit cards did you actually have in the

744
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: freezer at that point?

745
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 4: So? I had three? The first one. So the first

746
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 4: one I lost at school, right, And I called the

747
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 4: bank and I was like, oh, you know what do

748
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 4: I do? And they said, well, freeze your credit card?

749
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Speaker 4: And I was like, well, how am I meant to

750
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Speaker 4: freeze it if I've lost it? I thought they were

751
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Speaker 4: being dumb.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The next day I went to school and I was

755
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Speaker 4: called down to the office like, oh, we found your

756
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 4: credit card, and so I took it home and put

757
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Speaker 4: it in the freezer and sorry.

758
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Speaker 6: Look, let's just true.

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Speaker 2: Do not fast go to not going two hundred dollars?

760
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 2: Can I?

761
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Speaker 6: Can?

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Speaker 5: I just run through the practicality of that please turning,

763
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Speaker 5: So did you did you just slide it in the

764
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 5: freezer by itself or did you put it in some

765
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 5: sort of fluid so you can actually Yeah.

766
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 4: So I grabbed the tube and put the card in

767
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Speaker 4: the tub and let it freeze.

768
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Speaker 6: And then sent a thumbs up to the bank. It's sorted.

769
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Speaker 2: Okay. So that's credit card one that's just sitting in

770
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Speaker 2: there next to the frozen peas the other two. The

771
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 2: other two make their way into the freezer as well,

772
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Speaker 2: I assume in similar circumstances.

773
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so all the other two were really because money

774
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 4: was being stolen off my credit card. So as soon

775
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Speaker 4: as I saw that, you know, come out of my

776
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 4: bank and I didn't know where it was coming from.

777
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Speaker 2: Ye, prep, Yeah, I got it.

778
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 4: Like I was like, well, the bank told me to

779
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 4: freeze it, so.

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Speaker 5: I in separate in a new in a new tupaway

781
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Speaker 5: or did you melt down the previously frozen card.

782
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 4: New free separate.

783
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 3: It's taking up so much space in your freezer.

784
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, didn't you confide in anyone, Like surely you say

785
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 5: to your friends, Oh god, how hard is it freezing

786
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 5: your credit cards?

787
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 6: Guys?

788
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 5: Like of you guys got in there like, surely there

789
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Speaker 5: was a moment where you brought it up in conversation.

790
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Speaker 4: Okay, so don't laugh when my first like when I

791
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 4: put those credit cards in and I left them in

792
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 4: there for three years, it's now come to what is

793
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 4: it twenty twenty two? It is January was when I

794
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 4: found out that that's not what you do.

795
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: No way, no way.

796
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 4: We had to freeze them again, and they came up

797
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 4: in conversation with somebody else freezing their card.

798
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: Yes, who was?

799
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 4: Who was?

800
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: Who is the person? My stepbrothers Okay, and you're thinking, oh,

801
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 2: I've got my ice blocks safe at home so no

802
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 2: one can touch them.

803
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were like, oh, I need to freeze my

804
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 4: card and I was like, oh yeah, I know how

805
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 4: you do that, and they were just laughing. So it was, ah.

806
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 5: So have you had a ceremonial deep rosting since then?

807
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 10: Ah?

808
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah I was. I was really embarrassed. And my boyfriend

809
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 4: hadn't known yet. I've been within two and a half

810
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 4: years so that I knew like that. And when I

811
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 4: went home and told him, I was like, why are

812
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 4: they laughing at me? Like this is what I was

813
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 4: at the bank.

814
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 6: It's not my fault. It's the bank's fault.

815
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 4: I always thought that that's what it was.

816
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: In one of those instances, like you were getting money,

817
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 2: I assume you're getting money stolen off your card.

818
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 4: Yes, as your card.

819
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 2: Was just sitting in ice in your freezer, was someone

820
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 2: Were they still just just rinsing the card?

821
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not sure because because I thought freezing your

822
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 4: card finished it, so I never I never checked it.

823
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 5: If they were still stealing money, would have been like,

824
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 5: I mustn't be frozen yet, Come

825
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 2: A new freezer.