Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three
Speaker 1: Show one two hundred and twelve.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god, the glow have you
Speaker 5: seen the cloe come from Patsy.
Speaker 6: I've noticed that I don't use aura.
Speaker 7: I don't use the word halo very often, but all
Speaker 7: I just called it as I say, I can't even
Speaker 7: look rightly adet because it's like twenty sons. Because someone
Speaker 7: here has arisen once more as a radio ACRO winner.
Speaker 5: Patsy Yo double awards back to back.
Speaker 7: It was the big radio awards of the weekend in
Speaker 7: Sydney and Patsy won the same awards he won last year,
Speaker 7: second time running.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 8: You may now refer to me as Dame Patsy plays to.
Speaker 7: To be honestly, we have been doing that for a
Speaker 7: while before I ever met you.
Speaker 8: Oh wow, Look honestly, and I did say Friday, I
Speaker 8: really honestly didn't. I sort of my spidery senses generally,
Speaker 8: I know when I feel good about something.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 8: And I just had no hint at all Friday, Like,
Speaker 8: I honestly thought, like, what are the chances of back
Speaker 8: to back?
Speaker 4: I'm so overwhelmed?
Speaker 6: Has any news presenter everyone back to back?
Speaker 2: Best news reading?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 4: Sure, Jack, I don't think so.
Speaker 6: Sure, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: But it is incredibly overwhelming.
Speaker 8: And deb Knight read out the nominees, which was also
Speaker 8: a thrill for me because.
Speaker 5: To explain to people who I listen to this, who
Speaker 5: is Deborah Knight?
Speaker 4: Oh, Deborah Knight's a big She's a Knight's mom.
Speaker 8: No, No, Deborah Deborah Knight is a legendary news reader
Speaker 8: and journalist. She's on two GB at the moment. And
Speaker 8: I've always loved Deb's work and introduced myself to it
Speaker 8: the Istragion opened a couple of years ago. You know,
Speaker 8: I was one of those annoying people. I thought, you
Speaker 8: know what, I'm just going to go up to her
Speaker 8: and tell out how much I adore her. Anyway, when
Speaker 8: I walked into the room Saturday night, she actually remembered
Speaker 8: me and came up to me before the awards even
Speaker 8: got underway.
Speaker 4: So that was a thrill.
Speaker 2: You must have left an impression at the tenth.
Speaker 4: Jack, I must have, and Dicky was there as well.
Speaker 4: But it was, oh, it was. It felt different to
Speaker 4: last year. What are you laughing at?
Speaker 6: We didn't say who Dicky was either.
Speaker 5: We're going to get quite the story here.
Speaker 4: The story at the end of the night.
Speaker 8: No, No, it did feel different to last year.
Speaker 4: Like last year felt, I don't know, I can't explain it.
Speaker 8: This year I felt. I think I've grown a lot
Speaker 8: this year. If I can sort of sound a bit egotistical,
Speaker 8: I think I've grown a lot within myself and into
Speaker 8: my skin. And I think that's a lot to do
Speaker 8: with now I'm in my fifties and I'm probably more
Speaker 8: comfortable and confident perhaps, But what I love most about yes,
Speaker 8: it's a news reading award, but it's also a out
Speaker 8: What I love most about my job is obviously working
Speaker 8: on the show, but also the connection with the audience.
Speaker 8: And I love obviously informing people, but telling them stories.
Speaker 8: That's that's what I love.
Speaker 4: You live for stories. And yeah, I'm just I'm really overwhelmed.
Speaker 7: I see its huge. You so deserve all the recognition
Speaker 7: you're getting. At the load it's been. It's been too
Speaker 7: long before you've had due recognition for just how great
Speaker 7: you are. So tell me what was your reaction from Like,
Speaker 7: because Chris there where we love God was there and
Speaker 7: Audi was there as well.
Speaker 5: They must be so proud of you.
Speaker 4: Oh, they were so excited. So they were staying.
Speaker 8: It was held at Star City in Sydney and they
Speaker 8: were staying in the hotel, so they were like six
Speaker 8: flights up and did in.
Speaker 5: Fancy bringing them down so they could actually see you.
Speaker 5: Take the key with me.
Speaker 7: Don't get don't come out, don't come down, embarrassment, it's
Speaker 7: ummy's night.
Speaker 4: I said to them.
Speaker 8: They were very reluctant, but I said, I think you'll
Speaker 8: be allowed to come to the red carpet just to see,
Speaker 8: you know, what happens and helps. It was more about
Speaker 8: involving them because they're such a major. I couldn't do
Speaker 8: this if it wasn't for Chris is just phenomenal and
Speaker 8: lets me most of all, lets me be me and
Speaker 8: doesn't want to change me and just accept. You know,
Speaker 8: it's a hard life. You guys would know it's a
Speaker 8: hard life for your partners. It's almost like being a
Speaker 8: single parent a lot of the time. You know, they
Speaker 8: pick up so much of the slack, and then when
Speaker 8: you are home in the second part of the day,
Speaker 8: you can be so tired and grumpy. And they do
Speaker 8: have to pick up so much to the slack their
Speaker 8: husband and wife a lot of the time. And he
Speaker 8: is he is an absolute rock. He's absolutely phenomenal as
Speaker 8: a dad and I love him to bits. And it's
Speaker 8: as much their award as it is mine. And Caitlyn
Speaker 8: producer Caitlyn had Audy on FaceTime and.
Speaker 6: So they did come down to the red carpet, or
Speaker 6: they did.
Speaker 8: Come down to the red carpet and then retreat it
Speaker 8: because it was just you know, it's a squash, you
Speaker 8: know what it's like.
Speaker 4: It's just people everywhere.
Speaker 6: So he's everyone in their suits and they're in their
Speaker 6: tracky decks or did they know.
Speaker 4: They did.
Speaker 8: Sequish again, he did have his boat shoes on and
Speaker 8: his denim shorts.
Speaker 5: But you know, I like that look.
Speaker 7: To be fair, he's probably slightly smarter than some of
Speaker 7: the troublerdytes that work in radio that come into the
Speaker 7: old Big Smoke once a year for a radio award
Speaker 7: and a drink up.
Speaker 8: But Alreadie, when I got back to the table. It
Speaker 8: was very early the award, It was like eight thirty.
Speaker 4: This year.
Speaker 8: It's normally sort of they push news off to the
Speaker 8: back end of the of the night, so that kind
Speaker 8: of took us unawares.
Speaker 7: It's like, well, okay, well then they probably realized last
Speaker 7: year she's been drinking.
Speaker 5: All right, let's do before she gets like a second win.
Speaker 6: Otherwise she don't let him go in that microphone.
Speaker 5: Make sure it's done before night.
Speaker 8: Chairs at getting thrown across the room. So yeah, so
Speaker 8: Caitlin was facetiming ords and she sent me you know
Speaker 8: the party emoji and goes.
Speaker 4: Yay your number one again, mum, And and.
Speaker 8: I just wrote back to her, you know everything I
Speaker 8: do wards this is all for you.
Speaker 7: And I up on the sixth floor that don't come down.
Speaker 7: I told you don't watch your face time you're not here.
Speaker 7: I have no look at the red carpets. It's actually
Speaker 7: mum thing.
Speaker 4: And I just wanted it to know.
Speaker 8: When we tell her all the time, never let anyone
Speaker 8: tell you that you can't do anything, because.
Speaker 7: Ad you pick that up all the FaceTime. Wifi's gotta go. Okay,
Speaker 7: I catch up with you tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go, I got a party, got a guy.
Speaker 8: But I wanted to know that because all through my
Speaker 8: career I've been told by people that, no, you're not
Speaker 8: good enough for know you're the news girl. You can't
Speaker 8: cut into being on the show with people you meant
Speaker 8: to do the news. And that's, you know, tribute to
Speaker 8: Christian the way that he does our show and the
Speaker 8: way he's always done his show. He's involved the whole team,
Speaker 8: and I'm so grateful for the opportunities that show.
Speaker 5: You deserve it, deserve it.
Speaker 7: You know it's a well done pat so you really
Speaker 7: deserve your double awards as well.
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Speaker 7: On the show today to the next half an hour.
Speaker 7: You'll chance to come and join us Wednesday night for dinner, drinks,
Speaker 7: Enough to Tina for Tina Turner Musical. Also Oasis tickets
Speaker 7: go and sell tomorrow. You can win them today and
Speaker 7: tomorrow with us. And we got brand new misheard lyrics
Speaker 7: after the show on Friday, you brought young Gordon and
Speaker 7: your son who you have trained very well.
Speaker 5: What do you mean well, Gordon on a Friday? Jackie Boy.
Speaker 7: The fact that every day off the show, Jackie Boy
Speaker 7: likes to heighten out of it a sap.
Speaker 6: The weekend this started, especially with the weather getting nice.
Speaker 5: You can't give us three minutes at night, brought his
Speaker 5: son in. Did you see him? But he was there
Speaker 5: for a long Patsy.
Speaker 4: He is Jackie's so beautiful young lad. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: a good squish.
Speaker 5: He is such a beautiful boy. And he's a tall,
Speaker 5: lean boy like you.
Speaker 6: Were more likely ringer Jack, my god, well Jack is
Speaker 6: his dad. Yeah, especially he got a new haircut recently,
Speaker 6: and photos of me at that age is a.
Speaker 5: Speaking image genomenal. It's beautiful.
Speaker 7: But after about two and a half minutes, young Gordon went,
Speaker 7: can we go now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I saw you were giving him the signal hands signal
Speaker 7: or something if you the radio.
Speaker 5: To be more entertaining afternoon. But I was like, wow,
Speaker 5: that is forget how he looks like Jack. He's now
Speaker 5: just letting us know. I'm done with you humans. I'm done.
Speaker 7: And Jack didn't do any other parent might go no, no, no, Gordy,
Speaker 7: We're just going to chat these people, have you see now,
Speaker 7: let's go there And then Dad left so and then
Speaker 7: the anchor looked awkwardly like, oh see you guys, They
Speaker 7: love to see you all as Jack and his somewhat
Speaker 7: gone vapors out the door.
Speaker 5: So how did Bianca get on yesterday?
Speaker 7: Because it was a mouth and half mouth and then
Speaker 7: the tank and your wife was running.
Speaker 2: Then she was running in the ten Ca.
Speaker 6: So that's why they're here on Friday picking up the
Speaker 6: race bibs from the MCG.
Speaker 5: All right, we thought it was just going to hang
Speaker 5: out with us.
Speaker 6: And then on Sunday we went and sat in the G.
Speaker 6: What a spectacular eventity is sat in the G while everybody,
Speaker 6: all the runners, thousands of people are coming through the
Speaker 6: finish line. Do they do a lot of the G
Speaker 6: and then finish?
Speaker 5: What an amazing way to finish a marriage.
Speaker 2: It's honestly, it was such a.
Speaker 5: Good offense, just like getting really emotional of the G.
Speaker 6: The Nike Melbourne Marathon and they had a live stream
Speaker 6: up of the front runners of the marathon. You could
Speaker 6: go on the app and stick in anybody's name and
Speaker 6: you could track how they were going. So at all
Speaker 6: times we could see on a little map where Bianca
Speaker 6: was running around Melbourne and how what her time was
Speaker 6: in her estimated finishing time, and she smashed it.
Speaker 2: We were so proud she had.
Speaker 5: To set some when we saw she wanted to do
Speaker 5: under an hour.
Speaker 6: She wanted to do an under an hour. She'd never
Speaker 6: run that before, did a lot of long distance running
Speaker 6: before Gordy was born, but has been slower since giving
Speaker 6: birth to him. And now she's she's back running faster
Speaker 6: than she's ever run. She got fifty four minutes trying
Speaker 6: to beat an hour, so absolutely smashed.
Speaker 5: So how does it wanted then to the marathon runners
Speaker 5: coming first or is it just like chaos?
Speaker 6: No last because they got the longest to run, so
Speaker 6: they she went about the same time I think as
Speaker 6: the marathon runners, and then everybody's just coming in. It
Speaker 6: goes all the way down to like two k, five k,
Speaker 6: ten k half full, so there's people everywhere. You can
Speaker 6: hardly see when you're watching people across the finish line.
Speaker 6: There's like twenty people at a time crossing. So thank
Speaker 6: god for that little app that says the anchor is
Speaker 6: expected at this pace to finish at eight twenty nine am,
Speaker 6: so you can you know, you said you're watching, like
Speaker 6: all right, you should be in there at some.
Speaker 5: Point that it was a g pact with like families and.
Speaker 6: It was such a nice I met a lot of
Speaker 6: our listeners there. Thank you everybody who came up and
Speaker 6: said hello. Gordy was there. He had a brand new sign.
Speaker 6: I took your advice. We made a new sign for
Speaker 6: Gordon hung around his neck that said you inspire me Mama,
Speaker 6: and we're a very proud family moment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's awesome.
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Speaker 7: Normally, during the show, the producers pretty sprightly, lively team,
Speaker 7: a lot of vibes, lot of energy, silence.
Speaker 5: Today, I've noticed that hungover lightweights.
Speaker 4: You should have seen it.
Speaker 7: Oh. I had to get on the plane and fly
Speaker 7: back an hour and I felt dreadful up there in
Speaker 7: the sky may Hangover party.
Speaker 5: Rio had two steaks for breakfast.
Speaker 6: With one who even is doing a guest steak in
Speaker 6: a buffeto.
Speaker 7: This is this is this is where I mean. The
Speaker 7: streets are paved with steaks in Sydney. Who can eat
Speaker 7: two steaks in the morning.
Speaker 9: I was ravenous on Sunday morning and the breakfast buffet
Speaker 9: at the Star is so good.
Speaker 2: They had had two steaks.
Speaker 9: I had eggs, benedict coached eggs, bacon loading up for
Speaker 9: a week and it was just like no matter how
Speaker 9: much I ate, I still wasn't getting any more full.
Speaker 2: I got home and I was still so hungry.
Speaker 5: Where where is the steak option at any hotels all
Speaker 5: over the world? Where's the steak man?
Speaker 4: And everything? Ice cream as well?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Ice cream, chocolate covered strawberries, a chocolate fountain. The steak
Speaker 9: was next to the egg bars, so you go up
Speaker 9: to it makes sense for.
Speaker 5: Or scrambled or heavy you want it.
Speaker 9: But then steaks and they were really good to like
Speaker 9: big pieces tender.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And how's the head today?
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 2: I feel good today? That actually I.
Speaker 5: Went to bed at six pm last night.
Speaker 7: Only hungover people go to bed, especially now the clocks
Speaker 7: have changed. It's so light at six in the evening.
Speaker 7: Now you went to bed before two year old show.
Speaker 9: If I may deflect, Caitlyn at the airport couldn't even
Speaker 9: order a coffee. Then when she went to order, she goes, oh,
Speaker 9: they're just one soy cap and the person goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 9: would you like to dine in or take away?
Speaker 2: And Caitlyn goes, yes, Caitlyn dining take away, Caitlyn normal milk,
Speaker 2: And she's like, you know, I just step in and
Speaker 2: be like just we'll have it here.
Speaker 5: That girl doubles sakes to feel better.
Speaker 2: Simply the best night of your life.
Speaker 5: So you won't be drinking on Wednesday night? All right? No,
Speaker 5: they're all in recovery this week. Rehamb for the team compulsory.
Speaker 7: All right, earned the Turner to come out with us
Speaker 7: Wednesday night dinner, drinks and then off to see the
Speaker 7: amazing show Tina, the Tina Turner Musical. Who We Got
Speaker 7: here Now?
Speaker 5: Good morning to Zara, Hello, Good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning Zara. So you beg Tina Turner fan? What's
Speaker 7: the deal mate?
Speaker 11: I love her music, but I also love musicals as well,
Speaker 11: so I thought maybe i'd get the best of both worlds.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7: It's an incredible musical, honestly, really really spectacular.
Speaker 5: So did you do drama at school, Zara? I did.
Speaker 11: I'm out of school now, but I've done my fair
Speaker 11: share of musicals. I think one of the highlights was
Speaker 11: playing a tap dancing seagull and just squawking around the
Speaker 11: stage in Little Mermaid.
Speaker 6: Why don't We I remember that from the movie.
Speaker 7: With a drama teacher that we need to give that
Speaker 7: Zara kid a bit more for.
Speaker 5: The seagull character her mum's email.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was funny. Actually, I was always wanted to
Speaker 11: be on stage, so I'd always poke out of the
Speaker 11: wings and the director would Mike yell out to me,
Speaker 11: so get behind, get behind.
Speaker 5: The winks, no, come out onto the stage.
Speaker 11: So he would always be like, now, you know what,
Speaker 11: we can have a seagull flying outside, you know, on
Speaker 11: the beach or whatever.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 11: I'd kind of just improvise and run out whenever I wanted,
Speaker 11: mind you, this was in rehearsals. I had to get
Speaker 11: the approval and lo and behold I did so I
Speaker 11: was quite grateful.
Speaker 7: Great, Well, listen, Sara, you're coming on Wednesday. I bring
Speaker 7: the old tap shooter o caap.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: You never know someone one of the casts might be
Speaker 7: here and go there's no one here like I could
Speaker 7: a I don't know, tap dance the seagull.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, that would be amazing.
Speaker 5: Sunday.
Speaker 7: You're ready, Hey, listen, we see you Wednesday night.
Speaker 5: So look forward to me toing you Wednesday.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Measure. Michael, come on in, Michael. Yes this is Michael. Yes,
Speaker 5: this is Christian. Christian meets Mike.
Speaker 1: My first time ringing right.
Speaker 5: First time caller. Well, listen, Michael, I want to take
Speaker 5: the partner here.
Speaker 8: We're living.
Speaker 5: Grand kids, Well, they can't all come. That's the entire row.
Speaker 5: We can't have all your family there, so you can
Speaker 5: to bring in.
Speaker 12: We're not bringing the grand kids.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, this is at night forties life here. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's going to need double steaks Thursday morning. And this
Speaker 5: is good. This is what we want. And Michael, you're
Speaker 5: a big Tina Turner fan, or we just want a
Speaker 5: free night out.
Speaker 12: I'm sixty.
Speaker 11: That was our music.
Speaker 5: That was the best music.
Speaker 4: Michael, Oh, my sounds threatening.
Speaker 5: Yeah. He always speaks some very short utterances looking forward
Speaker 5: to me. Yeah, yeah, Michael, was seeing you and your
Speaker 5: wife Wednesday night. Oh in sensational thank you.
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Speaker 5: What happened to you over this weekend?
Speaker 7: Text me let me know in six words to four seven,
Speaker 7: five three one oh four three Every Monday we share
Speaker 7: our weekend stories.
Speaker 5: Well look for yours as well. Six word weekend, what
Speaker 5: happened to you this weekend?
Speaker 2: And Christian test.
Speaker 9: Using six words or less.
Speaker 2: Tellingbut your weekkend?
Speaker 9: Did you roller skate or learn to play chess.
Speaker 5: No one ever, No one's a weekend ever. All right,
Speaker 5: it's five minutes pout seventh.
Speaker 6: This is in my sixth word weekend. But I have
Speaker 6: a new high chess rating. Oh my god, hundreds.
Speaker 2: That's very good.
Speaker 5: Where were you mates?
Speaker 2: I was in the twelfth.
Speaker 6: You gotta you go up chronology, so you come from
Speaker 6: twelve to thirteen hundreds.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well done, that is good. Any dad who's got
Speaker 7: time with a T year old too master chess, which
Speaker 7: is exactly like T twenty. So our short form game
Speaker 7: is also deserves a round the FOS world incredible skills.
Speaker 7: All right, My six word weekend is screw driver. Legacy continues.
Speaker 7: Today we start to move in my twenty year old
Speaker 7: daughter Ruby into her first house share picked up the
Speaker 7: keys Thursday, her and two of her university mates, and
Speaker 7: over the weekend she said to my wife and I,
Speaker 7: you know, and then this is going to be This
Speaker 7: will be my home. And my wife went no, no, no,
Speaker 7: because Holme's here, and I sort of squeezed her arm
Speaker 7: like that that's changing.
Speaker 5: Now this will be our home.
Speaker 7: So today I give her, as a kind of housewarming gift,
Speaker 7: a screwdriver set she bought secondhand bed over the weekend. Right,
Speaker 7: normally it's my job to abviously put that together. So
Speaker 7: I said, look after the radio show, I'll come up
Speaker 7: to the new place as Scottville. I'll put it all together.
Speaker 5: Trying to know.
Speaker 7: All I need are the tools, I'll put it together.
Speaker 7: And I was like, wow, that's what you wanted me,
Speaker 7: twenty year old. But I'm already being replaced by my
Speaker 7: twenty year old. She just wants the tools to do
Speaker 7: the job of south And I went, can I needs
Speaker 7: to do the tough pitch screw in, screw in the
Speaker 7: into the slats.
Speaker 5: You need a crosshead for that. She went, just give
Speaker 5: me the crosshead. I want to do the slats myself.
Speaker 5: I was like, always done the slats. Please give me
Speaker 5: one job now, just tiding the slats of the bed.
Speaker 5: She doesn't even want that.
Speaker 6: Surely there's some heavy furniture like a wash or dryer
Speaker 6: that you can carry in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm allowed to lug in the fridge. No one
Speaker 5: wants to do that. I'll get the old man to
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 13: Bit.
Speaker 5: What the hardest thing? Fifty in a fridge?
Speaker 4: Now you're going to do that? What have you got
Speaker 4: to help you do?
Speaker 5: One friend, My friend Seawan's coming. He's got the trolley.
Speaker 5: He's got the gear as well. You need that trolley
Speaker 5: otherwise you're like, you can't.
Speaker 7: Just roll it on its side, put it on a
Speaker 7: blanket and do that blanket paul thing.
Speaker 2: Why can't you have a fridge on its side?
Speaker 5: Why are they so the gas in it, the free.
Speaker 7: On whether that gas in them doesn't like being put
Speaker 7: on its side? No, no, you have seen it. You
Speaker 7: ever seen a fridge on its side?
Speaker 5: Freezer?
Speaker 7: Because it's old gas, old gas, fridge gas when it
Speaker 7: wants to lie down and die, becomes a freezer, it's frozen.
Speaker 5: Okay, but no, it's got to be upright.
Speaker 7: So I'm giving us, as a housewoman gift our own
Speaker 7: set of screwdrivers. So it's got obviously the crosshead, the flathead,
Speaker 7: and then a set of hex keys as well.
Speaker 6: So she builds a bed today and then first night
Speaker 6: in the house tonight.
Speaker 7: Yes, and then we've been invited around for dinner in
Speaker 7: three weeks time, just time.
Speaker 6: To get everything everything in its place.
Speaker 14: I'm pana rent I my own key. They want to
Speaker 14: come around to dinner tonight, I'll come around for dinner tonight.
Speaker 14: And my own screwdrivers out. I make my own chat
Speaker 14: Jackie boy, what's your six word?
Speaker 6: Weekend, we went to daytime karaoke on Saturday as a family.
Speaker 6: It existed, neither did. I. Bianke booked it. Gordy me
Speaker 6: Bianco in the private karaoke booth.
Speaker 7: And just member of just tuned in. Me need to
Speaker 7: show Gordy is Jack's two year old son. So what
Speaker 7: were you out drinking beforehand?
Speaker 6: Well we weren't, but I only associate going to one
Speaker 6: of those karaoke booths was.
Speaker 7: Never done to carry a nice sober Who of us
Speaker 7: can see you've done karaoke sober?
Speaker 6: So it was a strange experience. It's the same one
Speaker 6: that you would go to after midnight, but this was
Speaker 6: a three pm booking in the middle of the day
Speaker 6: and we went in.
Speaker 5: There's good fun.
Speaker 6: It was a slow start, I'll say that.
Speaker 5: In the afternoon, and suddenly was singing just in front
Speaker 5: of each other.
Speaker 6: But then it turned into honestly one of our favorite
Speaker 6: excursions we've ever done with him. I recommend doing karaoke
Speaker 6: with your kids. This is this is summer, Gordy on Saturday.
Speaker 5: No, I need a drink, I need to run by.
Speaker 6: Notice hearing this, that's him trying to do twist and shower.
Speaker 7: So I thought it was Rio for one of his outakes.
Speaker 7: Actually it was just Echo and Reverbers. They put on
Speaker 7: Rio to make him so good. I thought it was
Speaker 7: from one of the TEENA outtakes.
Speaker 5: This must have been so much fun, weird. I bet
Speaker 5: he absolutely loved it. So who did country wrote this?
Speaker 5: Is you? Yeah?
Speaker 6: You don't play Gordy, No, no, no.
Speaker 5: This is a guy who put out an album a
Speaker 5: couple of years ago. For sure. I want to hear
Speaker 5: Jackie Boy doing it the pro.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, this didn't exactly get the party started.
Speaker 5: What I'm hearing is horrified silence from your family. They're
Speaker 5: not even sharing you on. They like he might do
Speaker 5: longer if we cheer him.
Speaker 4: On, and they're trying to be bad.
Speaker 5: Actually, thank you listen, not of all of us have
Speaker 5: been ACRO winners over the weekend.
Speaker 2: It's a hard song to get.
Speaker 10: It is not.
Speaker 2: It's a load.
Speaker 6: Will let me give me permission then to throw my
Speaker 6: wife under the bus because when she tried to do
Speaker 6: Whitney Houston this happened.
Speaker 7: Oh dear lord, this is where Echa Revo but let's
Speaker 7: throw someone else back under that bus.
Speaker 6: There's enough, there's remember the bus anymore?
Speaker 5: So where did you go? If you want to go
Speaker 5: and do it?
Speaker 2: Ill do it?
Speaker 6: It's called k Box Cafe on a Beckett Street in
Speaker 6: the city and they've also got a whole lot of
Speaker 6: games you can play and but the private karaoke booths
Speaker 6: is where you have a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 7: So later on this week, King Charles and Chameleon land
Speaker 7: in Australia, Is that right.
Speaker 4: Pastre on Friday? Yes, for an eleven day tour.
Speaker 5: Are you saying that he's turning up with two of
Speaker 5: his own doctors?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't trust his throwing doctor.
Speaker 5: No, of course the King not just that. I saw
Speaker 5: the news yesterday. He's bringing his own blood.
Speaker 4: Isn't Charles notorious.
Speaker 5: For he's bringing his own blood? No, they're not joking.
Speaker 5: It's on the news. He's bringing his own blood here.
Speaker 5: What is he? How bad does he think medicine is
Speaker 5: in Australia where he doesn't this need one doctor. I'm
Speaker 5: going to leave these two doctors and my own blood
Speaker 5: and not trusting any of those Australians they want to
Speaker 5: republic here anyway they put dodgy band blood in if
Speaker 5: anything happens to King. The King when he's here this week.
Speaker 8: Is notorious for carrying everything but the kitchen sink, though Charles,
Speaker 8: isn't he when he travels like notorious for taking How
Speaker 8: do you even then?
Speaker 5: Is he shoving it in the overhead locker?
Speaker 7: There's always that a hole in the blood and one
Speaker 7: of his doctors get in their ring.
Speaker 8: He packs like everything, is being known to take his
Speaker 8: own bed places like servants have to pack on.
Speaker 5: He can't be true. I'm sious question the news. Sometimes
Speaker 5: he's not bringing his own bed here? Is he is?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know here, but he ys and the
Speaker 4: head's keys.
Speaker 5: Maybe he'd like me to come round flat key flat
Speaker 5: pack together. Probably this is true, that's right.
Speaker 2: He brings his own bed and his own toilet seat.
Speaker 5: Get this is what? This is what he's nervous about
Speaker 5: coming here. He knows he's going to get a testing
Speaker 5: reception here. I already just send to Alan saying she
Speaker 5: doesn't want to meet him. And now you lot, he
Speaker 5: brings his own bed and Lucy.
Speaker 6: It's like he's probably got a guy who changes the
Speaker 6: toilets at every hotel.
Speaker 4: He goes to do it himself.
Speaker 5: So when do you have his own plane like a
Speaker 5: Royal Force one? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, No he's not going well, he's not going
Speaker 8: in Jetstar? Is he economy?
Speaker 7: I love to see him him and Camilla beckering about no,
Speaker 7: it's not my cans put it back. He's got your
Speaker 7: head on it, Patsy. What's your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 8: Yes, worst case of an airport dad ever. So yesterday
Speaker 8: when we came back home from from Sydney, Chris gets
Speaker 8: very tense when we fly, not that he's a bad flyer,
Speaker 8: but he just is a total control freak. And it's
Speaker 8: just he has no one else can take the luggage.
Speaker 8: He's got to be in charge. And even like if
Speaker 8: we're going overseas passports, he has the passports. No one
Speaker 8: has jurisdiction over them because Audrey and I can't be trusted.
Speaker 8: And even like it starts from the second we park,
Speaker 8: it's like bang, bang bang, we're on a schedule, but
Speaker 8: you know we've got heaps of time. It's like no,
Speaker 8: and we all have to go like single file and
Speaker 8: follow him.
Speaker 5: It's just I'm a Chris all the way. I get
Speaker 5: very activated as a dad around the airports.
Speaker 7: There's something I actually can't help it, you know. I'm like,
Speaker 7: this is the quickest way to pass and say, anyone
Speaker 7: just follow me.
Speaker 5: Come on.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's like a switch go.
Speaker 7: Those once made a video of me. I think she
Speaker 7: put on TikTok called airport Dad. I didn't even notice
Speaker 7: up there. So about a couple of weeks, lads and
Speaker 7: I went, was that you?
Speaker 5: And it wasn't a sketch. That's actually how I was.
Speaker 5: I didn't know she was record. The backpack is on,
Speaker 5: and I'm like marching ahead, like come.
Speaker 6: On, and you get there like three to four hours
Speaker 6: before the.
Speaker 5: Better to be there that it's go and sit, go
Speaker 5: and wait at the gate. I've got the apps, So
Speaker 5: even though I'm not hanging around on those boards, I
Speaker 5: know what gate we're going to be at.
Speaker 8: His anxiety was fever pitch yesterday. So when we get
Speaker 8: there and go to print out our boarding passes because
Speaker 8: we're on two separate bookings because the company had booked
Speaker 8: my flight and so I made Chris and Aldi's booking separate.
Speaker 5: That's interesting, no, but I had so what was your
Speaker 5: reference number? And that I don't know.
Speaker 8: But anyway, so I was able to print off my
Speaker 8: boarding pass, but it only printed off Audrey's. Chris didn't
Speaker 8: have a boarding pass, and he goes, oh, well that's great.
Speaker 8: You haven't booked me a flight, have you. I'm just
Speaker 8: not going home. Audrey's on a separate flight.
Speaker 7: You're waiting for less blood.
Speaker 4: It's impossible.
Speaker 8: Anyway, I said, no, no, We'll just go to the desk.
Speaker 8: It said go to the desk and the lady will
Speaker 8: printed out. Didn't help that we were running late for
Speaker 8: the flight. So anyway, we got to the desk and
Speaker 8: I turned around. He's not behind me, and I said
Speaker 8: to Audrey, where's dad? And she said he's waiting for
Speaker 8: it to print out at the machine. And I said,
Speaker 8: it's not going to print out at the machine because
Speaker 8: it said it wasn't going to. And he's like trying
Speaker 8: to talk to me across the terminal, and I just
Speaker 8: had to yell out, Chris, you need to join the
Speaker 8: queue and the lady will get your boardy.
Speaker 7: There's always a couple losing their sh at each other
Speaker 7: at every airport and all the rest of us.
Speaker 6: We're going to take a look at these lights.
Speaker 5: You feel so good for once, it's not you two.
Speaker 8: And I'm screaming out across a terminal like a badge,
Speaker 8: and I'm meant to be like the ACRO winning.
Speaker 7: I actually said to Jack, I wanted him get through
Speaker 7: this break without her mentioned that she's won an acroward.
Speaker 7: And there we go at the five minute Market, got dropped.
Speaker 8: Meant to be the back to back ACRO winner, and
Speaker 8: I'm screaming across the terminal and reluctantly he joined us
Speaker 8: in Queu when we were fine and we were on
Speaker 8: the plane and off we were. But he's just impossible.
Speaker 8: He like turns into a tightally different character at the airport,
Speaker 8: all right.
Speaker 1: Perty the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 7: Yesterday, my seventeen year old daughter came out to me
Speaker 7: brandishing an empty olive oil bottle, right, and then sort
Speaker 7: of tipped it out in front of me, and there
Speaker 7: was Anne there as I could see, and she went somehow.
Speaker 5: Literally well, this is what she said, right, somehow we've
Speaker 5: run out of olive oil.
Speaker 7: And I went, you seem really angry about that, like
Speaker 7: I failed you somehow as a dad. She're at this
Speaker 7: well as in, how could you let these circumstances happen.
Speaker 7: She was generally disappointed in me and my wife that
Speaker 7: we'd somehow let this terrible situation happen where we have
Speaker 7: no olive.
Speaker 6: I'll need to speak to the manager.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'd like to speak to that. I just can
Speaker 5: you go and get your supervisor for me? That's go
Speaker 5: and get my.
Speaker 15: Wife twelve yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 7: And so I said to her, this is literally a
Speaker 7: first world problem, and she said, what does that even mean?
Speaker 7: So I was trying to explain the concept of first
Speaker 7: world problems, and so I thought, today I need you
Speaker 7: help on this. Can you send me today your your
Speaker 7: examples are first world problems.
Speaker 5: I remember.
Speaker 7: I remember once there'd been a power outage and my rumber.
Speaker 7: Now that is a first world problem when you fall
Speaker 7: out with your rumba. The rumber had to go at
Speaker 7: me when the power came back on, reprimanding me for
Speaker 7: not turning it off correctly. My rumber actually told me
Speaker 7: off for not turning it off correctly because it been
Speaker 7: a power outation. And I was like, this is a
Speaker 7: first world conversation between my robo rock cleaner and myself.
Speaker 5: This is her first world problem.
Speaker 6: I've got one because since I've started playing golf more recently.
Speaker 6: Golf courses are the perfect place to look for first
Speaker 6: world problems. I played with this old guy who was complaining,
Speaker 6: this was a beautiful day by the way on a
Speaker 6: tree line course. He said, we're trying to get the
Speaker 6: local council to cut down some of these trees. Too
Speaker 6: much shade on the fairways.
Speaker 5: God damn it, nature moons. Rio, you had a first
Speaker 5: world problem at the weekend that dinner party nightmare.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did actually set.
Speaker 5: This all the message yesterday dinner party.
Speaker 7: There might be a phone in on the show Christian
Speaker 7: Your dinner Party Nightmares. Oh yes, remember when the oysters
Speaker 7: weren't served right at my corner.
Speaker 5: Of the week Christian audience, Dinner party Nightmares.
Speaker 9: I was trying to make Allison Roman's famous chalotte pasta.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the hardest thing to do, but I
Speaker 2: didn't take it. King Charles is he coming around, just
Speaker 2: practicing before he comes?
Speaker 9: But I had all wills my partner's friends over and
Speaker 9: so I was trying to impress them. But I missed
Speaker 9: a crucial part of the recipe that said do not
Speaker 9: put any salt in your pasta water because the past
Speaker 9: was already very salty.
Speaker 2: You put a lot of pasta water in it. I
Speaker 2: did not read that.
Speaker 9: So I made this crazy, crazy salty pastor that no
Speaker 9: one could eat like you had these two vites, and
Speaker 9: everyone was just like, this is.
Speaker 5: Who was the first person to say something?
Speaker 7: Because you around somewhere, it's very difficult to say something.
Speaker 9: My first bite, I thought, maybe it's just anami bomb,
Speaker 9: like maybe.
Speaker 5: Even that that's the first world thing to say that.
Speaker 2: I looked around the room. I saw everyone was kind
Speaker 2: of just like rodding and moving lots of water.
Speaker 9: Actually, so I broke that. I was just like, I've
Speaker 9: just got to face it. I said, this is too
Speaker 9: salty to eat. We're getting tired.
Speaker 7: Did anyone go no, no, no, no, that's a great idea.
Speaker 2: I was getting a lot of It's so nice that
Speaker 2: you even like went.
Speaker 5: To the mind.
Speaker 6: You can't still eat it, but you put We noticed,
Speaker 6: and we acknowledged it.
Speaker 2: Tried exactly.
Speaker 1: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to explain the concept of first world problems
Speaker 7: to my seventeen year old daughter after she moaned yesterday
Speaker 7: that somehow we've run out.
Speaker 5: Of olive oil. I said, if this is the worst
Speaker 5: day of your life. You're can have a great life.
Speaker 7: Butter is available. It's okay. We're going to get through
Speaker 7: this tough moment together. Christian and I took my six
Speaker 7: year old Sun for breakfast over the weekend. He complained
Speaker 7: there were too many pips and his fruit smoothie. First
Speaker 7: world problems Christian. My first world problem. The battery on
Speaker 7: the keyfob to my Porsche needs.
Speaker 5: Replace him.
Speaker 7: Mark Green, Christian, My first world problem. Our wine cellar
Speaker 7: flooded a couple of weeks ago. Absolute definition of first
Speaker 7: world problem. Christian, first world problem. Chardonnay as the only
Speaker 7: white wine offering in quantus domestic economy a while back.
Speaker 5: Shocking, what do you mean there's nothing else? No opinial
Speaker 5: greed Christian.
Speaker 7: Whenever we have to restart the house modem because of
Speaker 7: a phone work update, my teens just go crazy, like.
Speaker 5: They lose their mind because there's more minute connection. For
Speaker 5: about three.
Speaker 7: Minutes, they start to act like their life is not
Speaker 7: worth living.
Speaker 5: My kids do that.
Speaker 7: We're like traveling somewhere, like you guys getting this is
Speaker 7: no Wi Fi here, We've got no service here, there's
Speaker 7: no there's no phone service. Chrishion Our first world problems
Speaker 7: at home for my wife. One pillow is too low,
Speaker 7: two pillows is too high.
Speaker 6: That is true.
Speaker 5: That's in a nutshell. There you go.
Speaker 7: You've nailed it into one line. Paul Wallace, very good.
Speaker 7: One pillow is too low, two pillows is too high.
Speaker 5: Can we have half a pillow please?
Speaker 7: That's on moaning the other day there was no caramel
Speaker 7: syrup for their coffee.
Speaker 5: Who are these people that put caramel syrup in their coffee? Anyway?
Speaker 7: All right, keep this coming and looking for your first
Speaker 7: world problems nine four one four one four.
Speaker 1: Three The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 7: Christian listens to the show this morning. As you're talking
Speaker 7: about first world problems and trying to explain them to
Speaker 7: seventeen year old daughter, I was literally dropping my son
Speaker 7: off for an early trumpet lesson. That is the first
Speaker 7: world thing, isn't it early before school? Going to cheek
Speaker 7: a little seven am trumpet listening? Begin the week right
Speaker 7: with some brass lessons.
Speaker 5: Christian.
Speaker 7: Once on holiday in Fiji, I ordered the wrong pillow
Speaker 7: from the pillow menu.
Speaker 6: I've been at one hotel where they've had a pillow. Yes,
Speaker 6: I didn't know, not until you look at a pillow
Speaker 6: menu that you don't know what kind of pillow.
Speaker 5: Choice do you look at? Too firm, too soft? The
Speaker 5: medium was still too soft. I had a terrible night sleep.
Speaker 5: Oh you Fiji. Christ Your first wild problem.
Speaker 7: Fourteen year old George over the weekend was making her
Speaker 7: ham and cheese toasty and I told her it's going
Speaker 7: to take about three minutes to cook.
Speaker 5: She went berserk. She I suggested you could just have
Speaker 5: it like this. She was horrified and said, I'm not
Speaker 5: eating it raw. It's ham and cheese. It's okay.
Speaker 7: Why it's not raw, I'm not just sliced suffer cow's
Speaker 7: backside a pick. They more horrified when I told her
Speaker 7: that she could go without. She hadn't eaten for about
Speaker 7: forty five minutes, so cleaning on the verge of major starvation. Christian,
Speaker 7: my first world problem. My spa broke down over the weekend,
Speaker 7: so I couldn't sit in it and watch Bathus. And
Speaker 7: this feels that sort of thing my wife could say
Speaker 7: is that her now polish U and Varna is chipped
Speaker 7: over the weekend. Yes, my wife is constantly moving out
Speaker 7: if the shellac or the S and s slhow gets
Speaker 7: chipped trying. I think it's going to all be taken off.
Speaker 7: It's a major problem. Lisa's on the line. Good morning, Lisa,
Speaker 7: good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Were good? So what's your first world problem? Lisa?
Speaker 12: What's my first world problem? So, a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 12: the spring broke on our garage door and we had
Speaker 12: two cars locked in the garage. We had to use
Speaker 12: our front door. We had to get my husband had
Speaker 12: to get a list to work, my other son had
Speaker 12: to take one of our sons to work. My daughter
Speaker 12: had to get a list to work as well, and
Speaker 12: I took my husband.
Speaker 5: It was the worst, a two car problem.
Speaker 6: We had to use the front door.
Speaker 5: There but for the grace of God go.
Speaker 12: Us and we had to find the front door keys.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, Lisa, thank you very much for showing your
Speaker 7: first world problem.
Speaker 5: Hopes and prayers. Everyone hopes and prayers.
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Speaker 5: Good morning to Brett Christian.
Speaker 7: My first world problem and everyone else's is the thirty
Speaker 7: second dead spot for Internet on the craigyburn Line, ascot
Speaker 7: Fell the collective groans and look of dismay and anger,
Speaker 7: as Everybody's podcasts and audio books don't work for thirty
Speaker 7: entire long seconds is peak first world problems, Brett. That's great,
Speaker 7: thank you very much. All right, let's do this week's
Speaker 7: brand new misheard lyrics.
Speaker 10: It's just another misheard day.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell's mishard lyrics.
Speaker 7: All right, Heavy Monday on the show, we play back
Speaker 7: your misheard lyrics as.
Speaker 5: We're playing them back. If we agree with what you.
Speaker 7: Think you're mishearing from the singers, you'll hear this if
Speaker 7: we don't hear it. And for the great Ones, Hall
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Speaker 5: And a cauliflower a cauliflower.
Speaker 10: Oh godow.
Speaker 5: It just sounds loose. It's already an odd song anyway, Oh.
Speaker 4: God, oh god.
Speaker 7: I Nomi had rude by magic today morning, jumped out
Speaker 7: a bear and put on my bear suit, sat.
Speaker 10: On and jumped out of bed, put them.
Speaker 3: Up this suit.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 7: Brand new Ones is going to Tom Stansfield, Bailey Zimmerman
Speaker 7: and where it ends.
Speaker 5: Fight for you on your worst days.
Speaker 10: Fight yar your worst days.
Speaker 5: Probably guess what that was. It's straight in good morning.
Speaker 7: We're back fart for you on your worst days.
Speaker 5: This it is funny.
Speaker 7: If you're not smiling on that you've had a bad weekend,
Speaker 7: fart for you on your worst days.
Speaker 5: On your worst day, to cheer her up. Let a
Speaker 5: little Tommy squeaker out to cheer up. It wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5: It's an acts of love.
Speaker 7: And that, my friends, is the kind of material that
Speaker 7: we built a hall of fame on hall. Thank you,
Speaker 7: tom you know yours looks very well.
Speaker 10: Fight for yard on your worst day makes.
Speaker 5: Me actually worry. Here is funny. Oh double acts here.
Speaker 5: Paula and Kendall have got this one.
Speaker 7: Stumbling in Chris Norman and Susie Quattro original line, now
Speaker 7: and then fire lights will catch us stumbling in?
Speaker 5: Or is it now?
Speaker 7: And then fight like a cactus stumbling in? Yes, it
Speaker 7: is what I'm Paula and Kendall Martin has cold play
Speaker 7: Viva levida. I used to roll the dice. Feel the
Speaker 7: fear in my enemy's eyes.
Speaker 10: I used to.
Speaker 5: I've interview Chris Mark many times. He's a lovely pileman.
Speaker 5: He's not feeling the fear in his enemy's eyes ever?
Speaker 7: Or is the linen I used to roll the dice
Speaker 7: Fill the fear in my enemy's ass.
Speaker 5: What's down to these today? I should want you. The
Speaker 5: team are very hungover. I used to roll the dice,
Speaker 5: fill the fear in my enemy's ass.
Speaker 12: Iggy's too, feel the ass.
Speaker 5: Quake in your ass. Chris Martine is here with his
Speaker 5: vegan die. I used to roll the dice, fell the
Speaker 5: fear in my enemy's ass.
Speaker 10: Higgs too, feel the just come on in.
Speaker 5: That's all of failure. Wow, we two great ones today.
Speaker 10: Fun Oh y'are on your worst days?
Speaker 5: Naomi line of Richie all night long, all night.
Speaker 7: Long, or his old man line of Richie furious says,
Speaker 7: wounds on his lawn freshly, maybe some fresh grass sea
Speaker 7: has been laid down off my lawn, Off my lawn,
Speaker 7: off my lawn.
Speaker 5: I know who your parents are. That has been the
Speaker 5: most terrifying thing, and they will get you. I know
Speaker 5: who your parents are. Well done.
Speaker 7: And one, finally, one bean called one thing one direction,
Speaker 7: shot me out of the sky.
Speaker 3: Shady out of the sky, or.
Speaker 5: Is it shout me out to the.
Speaker 3: Sky, shindy out of the sky.
Speaker 5: It was like a little cute one see direction one,
Speaker 5: doesn't it?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 5: Shout me out to the sky.
Speaker 3: Shindy out of the sky.
Speaker 5: Very good at anchor. All right, those are today's miss hurdler.
Speaker 7: It's has always whenever you mishear them, email me Christian
Speaker 7: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 5: Stay with us.
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Speaker 7: Yes, hey, hope the families well for you in at
Speaker 7: least a year. The family could have left me for
Speaker 7: you know, are you and it chances to pre sells
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Speaker 5: You know all have you got loads of those Oasis tickets?
Speaker 7: I think they think we just working office where all
Speaker 7: there is is this gig tickets everywhere we go.
Speaker 2: For various and we can't get rid of them.
Speaker 5: To do with all these everywhere on the floor, these
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Speaker 5: Huge of true? Christian?
Speaker 7: Can I swap the cold Play tickets are one for Oasis?
Speaker 7: Come on now, Chris Martinus listening. That is not on
Speaker 7: Shame on you, Timothy, first of all problems. But I
Speaker 7: don't seen happy with your cold Yes, Christian, I'd love
Speaker 7: to live forever and roll with it at Oasis next year.
Speaker 7: If you could don't look back at anger and hook
Speaker 7: me up with some tickets. You definitely maybe making my
Speaker 7: wonder Wall.
Speaker 6: That's a good except that don't look back in, just
Speaker 6: shoved in the kieren.
Speaker 5: Keep trying, my friends.
Speaker 7: You've got twenty four hours more tickets tomorrow, but you
Speaker 7: ain't get them today.
Speaker 5: And nor are you, tim You've got coldplay. That's enough.
Speaker 7: Tracy. Good morning, Tracy, Good morning Christian. So big Oasis fan.
Speaker 13: Absolutely massive Oasis fan. Me and my husband met on
Speaker 13: Oasis website dating.
Speaker 5: What do you mean website dating? Yeah, well there was.
Speaker 12: A dating website called Oasis.
Speaker 13: We both met on there and now we're happily married
Speaker 13: and our first wedding dance was through wonder Wall.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is great, Tracy. So I just
Speaker 5: for Cloudy here.
Speaker 7: It obviously wasn't the band hadn't set up a dating
Speaker 7: website for Oasis fans. No, no, no, it was just
Speaker 7: one great idea stones fans looking up with other Stones fans.
Speaker 7: Maybe can set up our own show dating websites. Tracy,
Speaker 7: this is great. You have to be at the show
Speaker 7: next year. You can have a pair of tickets.
Speaker 13: Be amazing.
Speaker 12: My husband will be through the moon.
Speaker 13: You just go absolutely nuts and we will have so
Speaker 13: much fun, so much fun.
Speaker 5: Great, Tracy, congratulations.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 12: Christian, Thanks everyone.
Speaker 5: Pleasure and anyone else. Never heard the phrase through the room.
Speaker 7: I mean I'm in over the moon, but even so
Speaker 7: happy just through the moon show when we.
Speaker 5: Threw the moon, not over the moon. I'm through the moon.
Speaker 5: Let's go do Andrew. Good morning Andrew, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm good so big Oasis fan.
Speaker 1: Huge Oasis fan.
Speaker 5: I've seen Liam every solo tour. I'm thirty seven, so
Speaker 5: I've always been too young to see them live before.
Speaker 8: But I've been a huge ur in my whole life.
Speaker 7: We've got to give you pair of tickets. You've got
Speaker 7: to meet the other brother as well. You've met Liam,
Speaker 7: now me no see the boys together next year.
Speaker 5: Can wait. It's going to be huge. And are you going?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, thank you so much. This is the
Speaker 5: best of my life. You are through the move. Andrew
Speaker 5: on this show. Through you got It, my friend, more
Speaker 5: than a radio show.
Speaker 7: Through the Moon Andrew see that and the March Pleasure, Stephanie, Yes,
Speaker 7: want anything.
Speaker 12: Yes, I am the biggest a way to stand ever.
Speaker 12: I've been hanging to see them since I was fifteen?
Speaker 5: Can I need to tell us a bit more than that?
Speaker 5: So how old are you know? It could be seventeen.
Speaker 8: I'm telling you.
Speaker 9: No, no, no.
Speaker 11: When I was in high school, we were such a
Speaker 11: group is we wanted to go see them and I
Speaker 11: couldn't go because I'm a strict Greek pair.
Speaker 4: I want to let me go with my friends crying.
Speaker 6: They got well, they didn't like rock and roll.
Speaker 8: Yeh yeah, I like Elvis and.
Speaker 5: Elvis Friend of the Greeks, Oasis, No, friend of the Greeks.
Speaker 7: You have to go for the pure reason about the
Speaker 7: street Greek parents. This is incredible. Just hope your mom
Speaker 7: and dad don't have a go at me or come
Speaker 7: round here. I'm telling me off, I don't want to
Speaker 7: fat well from the Greeks on the Christian O'Connell show,
Speaker 7: Big Greek Community.
Speaker 5: We love the Greeks on the show. Stephanie, You've won tickets.
Speaker 5: Everybody through the move. All right, more chances tomorrow morning
Speaker 5: on the show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 7: Steve just meshes me during that song, Christian, can I
Speaker 7: win Oasis to swap tim for coldlow hashtag happy wife,
Speaker 7: happy life.
Speaker 5: Listen. Maybe there's a new thing they're winning swap. This
Speaker 5: is what you want.
Speaker 7: We listen to you guys, So this is what you
Speaker 7: want to do is win tickets to trade them for
Speaker 7: other tickets with other listeners and what they want. Maybe
Speaker 7: we make this happen. Jackie boy, tell me how you
Speaker 7: feel in today. This is an interesting and exciting moment
Speaker 7: for you. Jack's got an interview on a podcast, a
Speaker 7: brilliant podcast, one of the biggest ones in Australia called
Speaker 7: Imperfect and Jack is a very deserved special guest on
Speaker 7: the brand new episode out today.
Speaker 6: Thank you for saying. Man, If I'm honest, I have
Speaker 6: a not in my stomach right now about it coming out.
Speaker 6: It's a podcast I love. It's very vulnerable and open.
Speaker 6: I'm very happy to listen to other people be vulnerable
Speaker 6: and open. But when it's you in that hot seat,
Speaker 6: it is a very different experience. And I guess that
Speaker 6: I'm worried about just what the reaction would be for
Speaker 6: people hearing it for the first time. I've spoken a
Speaker 6: little bit about on this show about what I went
Speaker 6: through when Gordon was born and I struggled with postnatal
Speaker 6: depression and it was something that I didn't know what
Speaker 6: it was at the time. I was very confused about
Speaker 6: what was going on. It was very hard for me
Speaker 6: to come into the shows. It was a difficult period
Speaker 6: of my life. And it's one thing to speak on
Speaker 6: this show for ten minutes about it, but it's another
Speaker 6: thing to sit down with those boys and speak at
Speaker 6: length for over an hour about everything I've been through
Speaker 6: over the last two years.
Speaker 2: With Gordy.
Speaker 6: And I don't know you've been on the show, did
Speaker 6: you How did you feel when it was coming out?
Speaker 5: Terrified?
Speaker 7: Really really terrified, you know when I went on And
Speaker 7: they do a great podcast and they're really friendly guys,
Speaker 7: but honestly, when you go into this room, it's like
Speaker 7: an interrogation room and it's not them, it's just that
Speaker 7: it's black curtains everywhere, and then there's lights in front
Speaker 7: of you, then there's cameras, and so it's one thing
Speaker 7: to like write a vulnerable post or even you know,
Speaker 7: write a book that I did a couple years ago
Speaker 7: about having panic attacks. Then to go in there and
Speaker 7: talk about it for about two hours, right being recorded,
Speaker 7: you being vulnerable as well.
Speaker 5: You're aware that, so people are going to be able
Speaker 5: to watch me cry, not just hear it.
Speaker 7: Yes, and it still happening in there gently basically an
Speaker 7: open heart surgery.
Speaker 6: It's like the interrogation scenes out of SAS, except they're
Speaker 6: not yelling at you. They're going tell me your deepest
Speaker 6: keep going, story.
Speaker 5: Going, keep going. And I found it.
Speaker 7: I feared what people would think about me, and actually
Speaker 7: I think, what really is going on? Actually you're not
Speaker 7: worried about other people think about you. There's still probably
Speaker 7: some shame around it. There was so many a couple
Speaker 7: of years ago when it came out and I actually
Speaker 7: found it. It was equivalent to a couple of years
Speaker 7: of therapy. Oh, I feared judgment, Jack, and all I
Speaker 7: got was so many emails still getting today about my
Speaker 7: episode two odd years ago. I just got more and
Speaker 7: more connection because actually you realize the more vulnerable you are,
Speaker 7: the deeper we connect to people. And I've heard Jack's episode.
Speaker 7: I heard it last week. It is incredible. This is
Speaker 7: a story of healing and you bravely going to heal.
Speaker 7: There was a loss and the longing that you were
Speaker 7: feeling in your heart for what happened when your son
Speaker 7: was bored, and it will help people hearing this. They will,
Speaker 7: I think you'll normalize what it's like when we have
Speaker 7: tough times in life. And no matter how you try
Speaker 7: and build your life to try and fly under the
Speaker 7: radio where tough times won't come for you, they will.
Speaker 7: You're going to find yourself in tough times. You're going
Speaker 7: to find yourself one day waking up and it feels
Speaker 7: like there's a dark forest in your life and you
Speaker 7: don't know the how you're gonna get out. Then you
Speaker 7: don't even know how to go back to how it was.
Speaker 7: And so the best.
Speaker 5: Thing you can do about that is you've shared your
Speaker 5: story now. I mean, where you are now is a
Speaker 5: magical karryoke with Gordon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know it's I was a hugely different person
Speaker 6: who I was two years ago in that moment. And
Speaker 6: that is one of the feelings you feel when you
Speaker 6: struggling with mental health or depression, is you feel so
Speaker 6: lonely and isolated. You honestly feel like you are the
Speaker 6: only person who feels this way.
Speaker 5: And the.
Speaker 6: Strange feelings I had when I became a dad for
Speaker 6: the first time, and you and pattern with lots of
Speaker 6: people I love in my life who are parents, were saying,
Speaker 6: you'll love Gordy so much, or you'll meet this new
Speaker 6: baby who comes into your life and you'll love them
Speaker 6: like you've never loved anything before. So I felt really
Speaker 6: strange when that love and connection didn't come straight away
Speaker 6: from me, and that made me feel really ashamed and
Speaker 6: made me feel really isolated and a very difficult thing
Speaker 6: to talk about, and it took me a long time
Speaker 6: to open up to people in my family. It took
Speaker 6: me a long time, and I thank god I finally
Speaker 6: told you as well, because I was coming in here
Speaker 6: every day pretending that I was fine, and I wasn't fine.
Speaker 6: So we had a lot of long chats in this
Speaker 6: studio after the show, and I'm very thankful for those conversations,
Speaker 6: and it helped me realize that by talking about it,
Speaker 6: you'd lift a lot of that shame off. And when
Speaker 6: I talked about it for the first time on this
Speaker 6: show and I got instead of people feeling like that
Speaker 6: was a weird thing. I got a lot of messages
Speaker 6: of support or messages of saying, hey, I went through this,
Speaker 6: or my husband went through this, or my partner went
Speaker 6: through this, And You're right, it only built connection.
Speaker 5: And I'm an awe of your what you've been through, Jack,
Speaker 5: And also what a gift is when you've been through
Speaker 5: a tough time and you heal and you grow, It
Speaker 5: doesn't diminish you. It actually makes you more of you.
Speaker 5: You're You're you're a more loving, open empathetic person because
Speaker 5: of what happened to you. And when I heard the
Speaker 5: interview right and I owned you ort to hear it today, right,
Speaker 5: This is a joyful story Jack.
Speaker 7: It's like you had a tough time and then you
Speaker 7: went and got help. Something wasn't right, and you actually
Speaker 7: did the brave thing that most people don't want to do.
Speaker 7: Is you want you wanted to go and face yourself
Speaker 7: whatever was there, and actually sit down and opposite yourself
Speaker 7: and work out what is happening here, what's going on?
Speaker 7: And then you grew through it and actually, you know.
Speaker 5: What, I know you know a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 5: when you first invited to go on you must have
Speaker 5: thought about saying no, I did like uscrew.
Speaker 6: That definitely the first when the invite came in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, no, an invitation to be vulnerable.
Speaker 7: No, far easier to let your other people on the
Speaker 7: radio about the importance of being invitable.
Speaker 5: Read my book. I don't want to go and talk
Speaker 5: about it again. I'm scared of being vulnerable, I said.
Speaker 7: He realized my wife is going so let me restraight
Speaker 7: you you've written a book about the power of vulnerability. Yes,
Speaker 7: you talk about it on the radio, but you don't
Speaker 7: want to go and be vulnerable. No, but you expect
Speaker 7: other people to be vulnerable. But you've done it, Jack,
Speaker 7: And what you get throughout the whole chat with the
Speaker 7: boys is your deep love for Gordon and your amazing
Speaker 7: wife as well.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that comes through.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it shines through right from the beginning.
Speaker 7: And also because it's our boy Jackie Boyd, this is
Speaker 7: a very funny chat as well. All of Jack is there.
Speaker 7: You will get something from the interview. It's called the
Speaker 7: Imperfect and I think it's a great title. Sometimes we
Speaker 7: feel that we're broken and flawed in life, but you're not.
Speaker 7: It's messy, it's hard, being a human and sometimes the
Speaker 7: best thing we can do is share those messy, hard
Speaker 7: stories where we feel like we're coming undone. But you
Speaker 7: weren't coming undone. It was actually just you were breaking
Speaker 7: through to the new Jack post. And as a sit
Speaker 7: in front of you now, even us having this conversation,
Speaker 7: Jack and I last week went for a walk and
Speaker 7: sat on a bench talking about how you might feel
Speaker 7: today the next couple of days. But I think you
Speaker 7: might be surprised by the messages you get as people
Speaker 7: hear your story.
Speaker 5: It's a beautiful story, mate, and.
Speaker 7: I am in awe of the people that you may
Speaker 7: never even meet who are going to get something from
Speaker 7: that chat.
Speaker 5: Jack, So well done.
Speaker 7: It's one thing to go through and grow through it,
Speaker 7: and then to go and talk about it for a
Speaker 7: long time with those boys and share it with wait,
Speaker 7: the entire country and the world. That's some real powerful vulnerability.
Speaker 7: So good on you, mate, You're a shining example.
Speaker 5: Of what it is to be a man. To Gordon
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 6: Oh, I appreciate it, and I appreciate the ongoing support
Speaker 6: and even right up until the point where I did
Speaker 6: the interview where you walked me from the radio station
Speaker 6: here in Richmond to their studios in Collingwood. Like mum
Speaker 6: dropping me up at school on my first day of
Speaker 6: being vulnerable?
Speaker 5: Could me your mum? Why could you call me that?
Speaker 5: I really appreciate the sup I love our friendship and
Speaker 5: I am in awe of what you're what you're doing
Speaker 5: as well and showing up for yourself and other people. Jack.
Speaker 5: It's called The Imperfects. Wherever you get your podcasts, you'll
Speaker 5: find it.
Speaker 1: Check it out look Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: To down the time waster for the best in show.
Speaker 7: Kylie is back and bringing her Tention Tour to rod
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Speaker 5: Today.
Speaker 7: We're looking for your drink songs. Today's National Beverage Day.
Speaker 7: What do we think of the top five selling beers
Speaker 7: in Australia.
Speaker 6: Calton Draft not even in the top five.
Speaker 7: Culton Dry number two. This was Christian by the way,
Speaker 7: he was shoving cans of it in his pants.
Speaker 8: No oh, he was actually Now he loves Melbourne Bitter
Speaker 8: is his favorite beer of all time. But I reckon
Speaker 8: on your list might be.
Speaker 6: Did he really shove cans of beer in his pockets
Speaker 6: to walk down the red carpet of Ye?
Speaker 5: That's all hear him from insight.
Speaker 2: It only takes two minutes to get.
Speaker 8: From one and bny that that No, judge, you can
Speaker 8: take us out of the West, but you can't take
Speaker 8: the West out of this fair enough.
Speaker 4: I reckon vict bitter. Victoria Bitter has got to be
Speaker 4: number one.
Speaker 7: Number four Pats Yes, five Coopers could be that VB,
Speaker 7: number four Castlemaine four x goal, Oh yeah, number two
Speaker 7: Carlton Draft, Calton Dry and the number one great.
Speaker 6: Northern really really popular like that.
Speaker 4: All the yuppies like it.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 5: It's like patsy, I haven't heard the phrase yuppies two
Speaker 5: thousand and one.
Speaker 3: All these.
Speaker 10: It's just a normal, normal beer.
Speaker 4: Is that on tap at the pub now?
Speaker 2: Though? Definitely no one goes fancy you want a date?
Speaker 5: Or is it a job interview?
Speaker 2: Charles is coming better off.
Speaker 5: With this rap.
Speaker 8: Nor always sit in the ladies lounge. I don't sit
Speaker 8: in the bar with the men. A lady sits in
Speaker 8: the Ladies Lounge at the Pub.
Speaker 7: Top five selling soft drinks, not interesting, okay, drink songs,
Speaker 7: drink songs.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's some real bomb burners here. Do we
Speaker 5: love that song?
Speaker 7: Moves like Jagger Yah yeah yeah, drink version of that,
Speaker 7: of course, moves like Yaeger bombs Silver, since you've been good?
Speaker 7: Hung over the Rainbow, gold and pein November rain pin,
Speaker 7: no member rain.
Speaker 5: And go your own rose?
Speaker 3: Yeah hyeah?
Speaker 5: Why not?
Speaker 7: Chicky silver plus Jackie Boy? What drink songs have you got?
Speaker 2: The Beatles are having a drink?
Speaker 7: Yeah, hey juice, no fancy, great norma for you?
Speaker 5: My friend in a champagne glass.
Speaker 2: Don't dream it's soda.
Speaker 6: Hell hell wow, I can't get enough of you. Bailey's
Speaker 6: and again and then you need at least a silver
Speaker 6: here please?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Metallica have been enjoying a Shandy Yeah into shann Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, upgrade. It is the problems. I'm giving him a silver.
Speaker 5: I can't just give him just bronzes. All right? What
Speaker 5: have you got then? Don't judge us? What have you got?
Speaker 5: Drink songs is what we're looking for.
Speaker 7: A National Beverage day oh four seven five three one
Speaker 7: oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 7: To down the time, waste cayumenok tickets for the best
Speaker 7: in show on National Beverage Day.
Speaker 5: We're looking for your drink songs.
Speaker 7: All right, you ready to mark, Let's go under my
Speaker 7: Sasparella Eera Hella he Gold, thank you.
Speaker 5: Chuck thumping Silver Plas whiny Dancer, Silver one who let
Speaker 5: the grog out? Gold, who let went on? Bethany, can't
Speaker 5: fight the Moonshine Silver, Life in a great northern town,
Speaker 5: all very clever, Amanda Gold getting juggie with it, Wake
Speaker 5: me up before you Solo Silver, the Coca motion Silver,
Speaker 5: not the Tucker's Daughter, the Tucker's Water.
Speaker 7: Great name for a beer or wine, his water trademark,
Speaker 7: that sweet child of wine.
Speaker 5: Silver Chimeier River, not in his spirit today.
Speaker 6: Oh mild Chaia there, Silver plus.
Speaker 5: Hit me with your best shot of whiskey.
Speaker 7: Silver Rum, said the boy Gold Beer Premium Rhapsody, Bronze.
Speaker 7: I just called to say I love Malibu Silver, hungry
Speaker 7: like the Wolf Plus Gold Shame Pink Floyd, wish.
Speaker 5: You were beer.
Speaker 3: And someone.
Speaker 2: Times are simple as the best Gold.
Speaker 7: That's very good, Michelle and Maltmartha, well done. Wine m c. A.
Speaker 7: Silva killing me softly with his singer Bronze let it
Speaker 7: v b Betos Silva. Am I ever going to see
Speaker 7: your four x again? Bronze Melbourne? Bit to be home soon?
Speaker 5: Like that?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: Who's ought to go and see Kylie?
Speaker 6: Well done to Michelle. W wish you were beer?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 7: Wait, are back tomorrow morning on the show. Last chance
Speaker 7: you'd have win Oasis tickets because they go on sell tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Also last chance to come and join us at the
Speaker 7: teen to turn a musical on Wednesday night. We take
Speaker 7: me out for dinner and drinks as well and tomorrow.
Speaker 7: In one story, tell me how strict your parents were
Speaker 7: when we were giving away some of the Oasis tickets
Speaker 7: Early today we're given to somebody who when she was
Speaker 7: a kid was not allowed to go and see Oasis
Speaker 7: due very strict Greek parents. In one story, how strict
Speaker 7: were your parents? Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 7: com today you we're back tomorrow.
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