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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy, how was your weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, had a great weekend? Hey boys, welcome back.

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<v Speaker 5>Check. Good to see you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>We missed you on Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what, por chair was a very well Thursday.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he's given me in video surreo.

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<v Speaker 6>I would say far too much detailed, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 6>need to know what I'm preparing for the show about

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<v Speaker 6>his violent diarrhea. Diarrhea is in itself explosive. No one

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<v Speaker 6>has mild meandering squits. Okay, it's back. What do you

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<v Speaker 6>do quit?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you eat something off?

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<v Speaker 6>What was? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you ending here as well? Partly Sarah your wife

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<v Speaker 5>Christian partly to blame.

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<v Speaker 6>Why no, not really, I mean anyone should know you

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<v Speaker 6>don't keep check outside with fridge for six hours.

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<v Speaker 5>I went to dinner with their ecconoms on Wednesday night

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<v Speaker 5>and I was saying before the show, I know I

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<v Speaker 5>have to eat because you've got to fuel up, but

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<v Speaker 5>I never feel like eating some trying to force down

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<v Speaker 5>scrambled eg. She says, you know what you do, just

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<v Speaker 5>put a bit of chicken and avocado in a tuppleware

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<v Speaker 5>container to take it to work eat it after the show,

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<v Speaker 5>and so I did that Thursday morning, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>refrigerate it. So from five am till nine when we

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<v Speaker 5>went off air, it was in my backpack and chicken

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<v Speaker 5>has been out for six.

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<v Speaker 4>Hours stirring away in there.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, you don't need to do basic home economics

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<v Speaker 6>at school to know it goes bad.

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<v Speaker 5>Once it was cooked. He kind of protected it.

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<v Speaker 6>No, No, even Rio kind of he eats things off

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<v Speaker 6>the floor.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, oh that's awful, And even he thought that that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was how quickly from nine o'clock you nibbling the chicken.

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<v Speaker 5>So the chicken tasted fine at the time, and I

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<v Speaker 5>felt final day. Then at seven pm it came knocking

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<v Speaker 5>on the It.

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<v Speaker 6>Doesn't knock at the door, it blows the doors wide open.

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<v Speaker 6>It actually breaks the doors wide open.

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<v Speaker 5>Because I was flying out Friday morning and I took

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<v Speaker 5>the show off, and so I was very excited to

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<v Speaker 5>go away for this long weekend, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I can't go. There's no way I can get on.

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<v Speaker 3>A flight safely tomorrow. More violent action.

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<v Speaker 5>They let you sit on the toilet the whole flight.

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<v Speaker 4>You can take stuff for it, you know, plug it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, emodium, but you want to.

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<v Speaker 6>So you need to get out of your body.

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<v Speaker 5>I was always told that not to take that stuff

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<v Speaker 5>because then whatever it's trying to get out of your system,

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<v Speaker 5>it gets plugged up in there. But don't worry it all.

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<v Speaker 5>The show was over by nine pm on Thursday night.

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<v Speaker 3>It's no more, kind of very rapid, sort of colonic.

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<v Speaker 5>Basically, yes, basically by Friday morning, I was I was

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<v Speaker 5>about fresh. Yeah, it was intense.

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<v Speaker 3>Violence.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Perhaps all weekends, all the news is pointing to your

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<v Speaker 6>neckro Whoods, Wabee and the big local elections obviously in

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<v Speaker 6>Paran as well, but Weerabee seemed to be where everybody was.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's been such a strong held labor seat for

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<v Speaker 4>decades and.

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<v Speaker 3>Trump's taken it now.

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<v Speaker 6>Now he's got the Now he wants to gass a

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<v Speaker 6>strip and you're going to go, what else is like.

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<v Speaker 3>That in the world. There's a place.

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<v Speaker 6>To build a giant mall there. The mall of gas

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<v Speaker 6>are now the mall of Murby.

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<v Speaker 4>I've obviously been voting for a number of years now,

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<v Speaker 4>but I've never seen a campaign as.

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<v Speaker 6>In around the would have record turnout.

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<v Speaker 4>It was amazing. It was great. Actually, I love living

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<v Speaker 4>in a democracy where people can have their say and

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<v Speaker 4>people are willing to vote. I think that regardless of

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<v Speaker 4>whatever result, whether it's your way, my way, whatever way,

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<v Speaker 4>I just think it's great that people are we I

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<v Speaker 4>think is.

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<v Speaker 6>Great what it does where you really have to go vote.

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<v Speaker 6>In England, they don't do that and they should. And

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<v Speaker 6>then everyone moaned about what happened bricks, yeah right, and

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<v Speaker 6>people young people just moaned about it, but they didn't

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<v Speaker 6>go and vote exactly. So that's what happens. You don't everyone,

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<v Speaker 6>And it's a privilege to have a.

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<v Speaker 4>Democracy, is yeah, make you vote.

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<v Speaker 6>So what was it like because there's all the news,

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<v Speaker 6>it's like chaos full on.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so full on. So the premiere was at

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<v Speaker 4>a local school, like just a couple of blocks away

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<v Speaker 4>from us at Iramu. But we just went to the

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<v Speaker 4>local scout hall. We sort of thought, where is going

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<v Speaker 4>to be the least busiest, busiest polling booth. We'll just

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<v Speaker 4>go down to this little scout hall. But it was

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<v Speaker 4>like it was sad like nothing I've ever seen. So

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<v Speaker 4>I've done like political rounds and court rounds and stuff

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<v Speaker 4>over the years in journalism and you know you're in

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<v Speaker 4>that scrum when people come out of court and you've

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<v Speaker 4>you know, got the microphone in their face. I've been

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<v Speaker 4>in a lot of those situations, but nothing compared to this.

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<v Speaker 4>You know how they have all the party representatives outside

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<v Speaker 4>the polling booth giving you forms and saying hey, vote

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<v Speaker 4>means or vote again Liberal.

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<v Speaker 3>That's illegal in the UK. Yeah, I think I want

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<v Speaker 3>you step with it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like I think it's five hundred meters of that

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<v Speaker 6>era and you're not allowed to be persuading anybody in

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<v Speaker 6>respect that. It's like a sanctity. No here, I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 6>That's just the first year we're allowed to vote because

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<v Speaker 6>obviously became citizens last year.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're so right up until like going in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, going in and I reckon New Zealand also is

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<v Speaker 4>onto something because they have barred it, And it was

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<v Speaker 4>just like it was really.

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<v Speaker 6>Onto something because they have bid it no, while the

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<v Speaker 6>rest of it were like one hundred years ago and seoan.

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<v Speaker 4>But it was full on like everyone. But it was

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<v Speaker 4>good that all the parties were represented so they all

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<v Speaker 4>had an equal go at you, I guess. But it

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<v Speaker 4>was just really confronting, and it was like getting through

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<v Speaker 4>a game of squid.

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<v Speaker 7>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I saw the news and it was, like you said,

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<v Speaker 3>it was like a scrum.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was at least I reckon, at least like twelve

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<v Speaker 4>or fifteen reps. But it was almost like going to

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<v Speaker 4>an AFL game, and you know, like the liberals as

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<v Speaker 4>we walked past the Liberals.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, they've been in too long. Come on now, barricon

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<v Speaker 6>out loud, full on.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so full on. We were having a chuckle

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<v Speaker 4>about it. But it was very, very in your face,

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<v Speaker 4>but too close to call.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you get a free snack for the local elections

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<v Speaker 6>or was it just.

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<v Speaker 4>A big there was no democracy sausage. Yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on with that.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's the true that some places the polling was

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<v Speaker 5>still going at one o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, the centers closed at six. They might have

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<v Speaker 4>been counting, but no, the polling booths closed at six.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack's scaring us. And that one asked to follow U

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<v Speaker 3>about a roof collapse.

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<v Speaker 6>In the roof collapse, he told us that a roof collapse, please,

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<v Speaker 6>I made.

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<v Speaker 8>Some notes Apparently it was described as a dog's breakfast

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<v Speaker 8>and it was a leaky air conditioning unit and an

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<v Speaker 8>entire ceiling collapsed.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 8>Wrong ballots was sent to the polling booth and an

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<v Speaker 8>election official was urging people to vote liberal.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, and has been got in hot water over that.

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<v Speaker 8>Naughty, naughty, naughty, So like not one of the party representative.

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<v Speaker 3>Election vote liberal.

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<v Speaker 6>You have to be kidding. I thought that the one

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<v Speaker 6>thing you want to be it is just independent.

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<v Speaker 5>It's very important that they're neutral.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure, you don't want to change about that.

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<v Speaker 9>Cross the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Last week, I had to ask pats if she could

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<v Speaker 6>ask Chris, her husband the word we love God, who

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<v Speaker 6>works at office works, if he could recommend a new

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<v Speaker 6>basic home printer to me and thanks for discount as well.

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<v Speaker 6>There was none, so I got the did you I

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<v Speaker 6>got the I got the one that he recommended, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 6>and it was it's a great one. This is one

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<v Speaker 6>of these ones took away you commissioned on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what I think.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he and he recommends this one right where you

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<v Speaker 6>buy these cartridges now and you feed it to the

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<v Speaker 6>tank like you fill.

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<v Speaker 5>It out yes, we've got that. Yes, it's not the cartridges. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>the pre pre fielled cartridges. You get a little tube and.

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<v Speaker 3>You up pleasing to use.

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<v Speaker 6>You screwed it in and then it's too and he

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<v Speaker 6>turned upside down and it goes chuck chuck chuck chuck

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<v Speaker 6>chuck John And you see the little dye going in

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<v Speaker 6>That bit really easy to use, right.

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<v Speaker 5>And it does that kind of ink glass a lot longer.

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<v Speaker 6>Than the cheap However, though, whatever printer you get, the

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<v Speaker 6>hell is getting it on that land local area Wi Fi?

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<v Speaker 6>Why is it still so component when you can go

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<v Speaker 6>to any room now any in the world, hotel and Airbnb?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the past code? I put up my phone. We're

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<v Speaker 3>on the network.

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<v Speaker 6>You can get on the network and you can do

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<v Speaker 6>anything but flights, everything on your phones.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it about the home printer?

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<v Speaker 6>It doesn't work an hour yesterday an hour an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>That's good troubleshooting, you know that.

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<v Speaker 6>And also you don't have to get out awful fold

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<v Speaker 6>out orogarmy thing with ninety seven languages, am I D

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<v Speaker 6>And then it's like what fon?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 6>No human can read this? And then I don't know

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<v Speaker 6>to do the trouble shooting thing.

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<v Speaker 3>That goes Watch the YouTube video of twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I'm all and there is one hundred options on

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<v Speaker 5>the printer that you will never use. Why do you

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<v Speaker 5>cycle through twenty of them to get to the Wi Fi?

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<v Speaker 5>Which is the only I said?

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<v Speaker 6>I said to Chris, I just want to basic one

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<v Speaker 6>that prints. I do I need to It's got a

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<v Speaker 6>photo copy. Now it's got a who is photo copy?

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<v Speaker 5>Who am I making copies for?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm running a business here.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Would any of us describes the Souf as morning people?

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<v Speaker 6>I get asked this a lot. So you just like

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<v Speaker 6>a morning person, That's why you can speak this time

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<v Speaker 6>of the day. I would not discribe myself as a

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<v Speaker 6>morning person. This is just when the alarm goes off

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<v Speaker 6>and the mortgage needs to be paid. This is the

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<v Speaker 6>hours of the job. Are you a morning person, Pats?

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<v Speaker 4>I used to think I was, But as I get older,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking no, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Like, as we get older, we're meant to wake

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<v Speaker 5>up earlier and earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is that you're why?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know if you notice that sleep?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you need less sleep? Total?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that it or we go to bed earlier.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe you just get tireder during the day, so you're

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<v Speaker 5>going to bed earlier means you wake up earlier the

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<v Speaker 5>next day.

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<v Speaker 6>Or napping during the day becomes an essential part of

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<v Speaker 6>your life. Would you describe yourself You are a morning person.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm not a morning person.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a rhetorical question. I'm going to answer the right way, though.

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<v Speaker 6>I met a guy last week and there's a new

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<v Speaker 6>cafe that I'm going to now, and I was chatting

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<v Speaker 6>to make it small talk about how long he'd had

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<v Speaker 6>this place, so I I got it six years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>And he said, a not morning person, but now I

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<v Speaker 6>have to get up accidentally because I brought this coffee

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<v Speaker 6>shop at five am. He goes, I didn't. This is

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<v Speaker 6>not what I had in mind for my life at

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<v Speaker 6>this stage of my life. It's kind of reluctantly and

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<v Speaker 6>it's a really popular little spot right by Brighton Beach Station.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a great little spot. Then you can have a

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<v Speaker 6>coffee and then watch out and look at the bay.

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<v Speaker 6>But he said, I've now and now my whole life

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<v Speaker 6>is around getting up earlier than they ever have to.

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<v Speaker 6>And he's in his sixties to open up this cafe

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<v Speaker 6>which is really popular. Because I'm not a morning person

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<v Speaker 6>yet I'm now working really hard and it's all in

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<v Speaker 6>the morning. From six am, this cafe is really really busy.

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<v Speaker 6>People coming in non stock trades and that wanting coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>He needs to put some instant coffee on the front

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<v Speaker 5>shelf and say, like until seven am, you mix yourself

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<v Speaker 5>and then I'll do barista coffee after seven.

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<v Speaker 6>So this morning, I want to know, then, what's your

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<v Speaker 6>part of that. I'm not a morning person, but most

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<v Speaker 6>of you up right now, you're probably on your way

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<v Speaker 6>to work. Some of you already be at work, and

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<v Speaker 6>I bet half of you wouldn't describe yourself as a

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<v Speaker 6>morning person, but you are actually operating. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 6>that one hundred percent, none of us are. We probably

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<v Speaker 6>get into our gear just around five to nine.

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<v Speaker 3>I find I'm not a morning person.

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<v Speaker 9>But the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not a morning person, Christian, but I have a

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<v Speaker 6>job starts at seven am. Even on days off, I

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<v Speaker 6>generally can't see past eight am no matter what time

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<v Speaker 6>I go to bed, I'm the same seven point thirty.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a line for me. Now, I wish I could

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<v Speaker 6>like my wife. I get up before my wife at

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<v Speaker 6>the weekend, she's like fastest sleep at nine o'clock in

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<v Speaker 6>the morning. I'll go and take a couple of tea,

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<v Speaker 6>and she's like she always wakes up right so aggressively

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<v Speaker 6>creeping around, Like I'm not creeping around day brunch, come on,

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<v Speaker 6>you know students. And she is now two weeks time.

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<v Speaker 6>She had some induction days with her new student mates

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<v Speaker 6>on Thursday and Friday, shouts apart the old Mercedes around

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<v Speaker 6>the corner, trumbed on with the students. She's talking about

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<v Speaker 6>selling the old pearly white Mercedes.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't, but even the weekend I felt very awkward.

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<v Speaker 6>Chris, damn Ryan, grab your gold four by four, rocking up,

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<v Speaker 6>hang out with the students, going down the bar on

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<v Speaker 6>student night, five pound fight. You have five dollars from

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<v Speaker 6>a potting apartmer I.

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<v Speaker 3>Pick you up on my Mercedes.

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<v Speaker 5>It'll probably make her a lot of friends like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the lady who shouts yeah the.

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<v Speaker 6>Student Mamma, all right. I'm not a morning person, but

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<v Speaker 6>I think I would describe myself. I wouldn't say I'm

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<v Speaker 6>a morning person, but for twenty seven years I've done breakfastradio.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like a dimmer switch. I get up at ten

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<v Speaker 6>past four. By six o'clock. I'm human enough, or I

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<v Speaker 6>can do an impression of a humane enough to begin

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<v Speaker 6>at a radio show. But yeah, I think it's like

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<v Speaker 6>a are you lot that pantcy? Are you like a

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<v Speaker 6>dimmer switch? Because you get up before any of us.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate it on the weekends because my body clock

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<v Speaker 4>is designed because I got up about ten to three,

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<v Speaker 4>and my body like me.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you are a shift worker doing that?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh it's the middle of now.

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<v Speaker 6>It explains to crankiness.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh there's no crankiness some always, but that's what a

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<v Speaker 4>crank would say. But you know, my little body is

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<v Speaker 4>used to going to the toilet at that time. So

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<v Speaker 4>even on weekends, I'm awake and it really annoys me

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<v Speaker 4>because what about you.

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<v Speaker 6>During Saturday bright when you won't get up to about

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<v Speaker 6>eleven eleven thirty?

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<v Speaker 7>That?

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<v Speaker 6>So were you just soiling the bed?

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<v Speaker 5>I do believe we've had the second sound effect of.

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<v Speaker 4>Boddly functions this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not a morning person, but nine four one four

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<v Speaker 6>one four three, Good morning, Mikayla.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>How this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, good, I hope you had a nice weekend. So

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<v Speaker 6>are you a morning person or not? Mikayla.

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<v Speaker 11>I am absolutely not a morning person, and I'm crazy

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<v Speaker 11>for this. I get up at four am to go

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<v Speaker 11>to the gym every single day because I just I

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<v Speaker 11>simply refuse to go at five pm, because you just

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<v Speaker 11>you can't get any machines or zumbos or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 11>So I forced myself to go at four am before

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<v Speaker 11>I start work at eight am.

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<v Speaker 6>That is incredible. So what is that seven days a week,

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<v Speaker 6>Monday to Friday.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, so Monday to Friday are usually trained to five

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<v Speaker 11>out of the seven days. I usually rest day on

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<v Speaker 11>the weekends, but sometimes I feel really lazy and still

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<v Speaker 11>go anyway, not five am on the weekend. Have a

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<v Speaker 11>little bit more.

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<v Speaker 5>But do you know how you make the rest of

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<v Speaker 5>us feel when you say you take one rest?

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<v Speaker 3>Body language?

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<v Speaker 6>Right now?

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<v Speaker 3>It has bound like you've been told off.

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<v Speaker 1>Mikayla.

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<v Speaker 6>That's incredible, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>It is busy. Is it just you in the gym?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 11>I go to derrimit. So it is still quite busy

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<v Speaker 11>at four and five o'clock in the morning, but it's

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<v Speaker 11>a lot less and you can still do your full

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<v Speaker 11>program because it's the worst one. You're trying to do

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<v Speaker 11>your program and then everything's taken. You can't do that exit.

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<v Speaker 3>And also at the end of the day, you just

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<v Speaker 3>you're naked. You just want to go home.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that part when I'm trying to run through

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<v Speaker 5>a program and somebody's on my machining. Great, don't have

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<v Speaker 5>to do that.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, two types of people, aren't they really? There's the

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<v Speaker 6>jack and the Mechayla's in there.

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny because on my way to work, I go

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<v Speaker 4>past the gym and it might be, you know, like

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<v Speaker 4>twenty past three in the morning, and there will be

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<v Speaker 4>at least four or five cars at this particular, isn't it,

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<v Speaker 4>And there's people there and I look over and I think, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>that's commitment. That is so awesome.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Mekayda, So have you've already done your work out

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<v Speaker 6>for Monday?

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<v Speaker 11>Then yes, I have. I've started my workout for thee

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<v Speaker 11>I feel great for.

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<v Speaker 6>The rest of the day, don't you, because you've done

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<v Speaker 6>something really hard already.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, for the rest of it. I mean sometimes I

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<v Speaker 11>need a big coffee or a lot of pre workout

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<v Speaker 11>to get me going. But whatever whatever you need to

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<v Speaker 11>do to do what you got to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Mikaya, thank you very much. You cool. Have a

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<v Speaker 3>good day.

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<v Speaker 11>Thanks guys, you too, Claire.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning. Not a morning person, but I'm not a

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<v Speaker 6>morning person, but I have a dog, and.

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<v Speaker 12>With dogs you need to walk them.

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<v Speaker 6>It you do.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, And so for the first ten years, despite the

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<v Speaker 12>fact that I am absolutely not a morning person, I've

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<v Speaker 12>had to get up.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because dogs are morning people. Yeah, no, they really are.

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<v Speaker 6>Peak dog hours are the moment you're up there like Shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we're going for a walk? Please tell me some walk.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going for a walk, can't we You look ready

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<v Speaker 3>to get out of the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it six o'clock?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on?

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<v Speaker 8>Come on.

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<v Speaker 5>And then as soon as that's their routine, they won't

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<v Speaker 5>let you sleep in.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they guilt trip you. They're outside the door pining

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I

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<v Speaker 12>would changed it to the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know what it was saying.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Claire, thank you very much. She called. Thanks

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<v Speaker 3>you going the show, Zarza, good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Like Claire, I'm absolutely not a morning person, but I'm

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<v Speaker 13>a dog trainer. So I used to get off at

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<v Speaker 13>like eight o'clock to get to school at eight thirty

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<v Speaker 13>when I was in your club. I'm sorry on the morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Person, whereas now you're you're your tomb about your Your

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<v Speaker 6>hours of work are now, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, well I'm on my way to working out because

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<v Speaker 13>the dogs get dropped off. We have a dog daycare.

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<v Speaker 13>Two dogs get dropped off at six thirty, so I

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<v Speaker 13>got to be there early.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Thanks you cool, Christian Coddle Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>The next day of the show, I want to try

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<v Speaker 6>and form a nap map of Melbourne, Australia and around

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<v Speaker 6>the world. One of you sent a text towards the

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<v Speaker 6>end of Friday show and I've got it here, Christian napping? Well,

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<v Speaker 6>what's happing? The shows? An AutoPlay mode shuffle mode, CHRISTI

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<v Speaker 6>about napping. I once took a nap standing up behind

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<v Speaker 6>a CFA tanker whilst doing a night shift on a

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<v Speaker 6>fire back in two thousand and five. The boys called

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<v Speaker 6>for the water on, so I turned it on, tilted

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<v Speaker 6>my head to the side and dose. I guess this

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<v Speaker 6>is an all night shift. You know they're volunteers, aren't

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<v Speaker 6>They're doing great work. Then they called for the water off,

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<v Speaker 6>and I just woke up in time to turn it off.

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<v Speaker 6>The boys couldn't believe. It still gets mentioned to this day,

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<v Speaker 6>two decades later.

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<v Speaker 3>Anonymous, Where did you touch?

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<v Speaker 6>You saw us? Once?

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<v Speaker 3>Chris felt, let us see someone in America?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, in the middle of Macy's in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Not during that Christmas sort of time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was actually when we went and I was

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<v Speaker 4>shopping for shoes and he was. He doesn't deal well

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<v Speaker 4>with the time difference.

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>We're like just a couple of days into our trip,

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<v Speaker 4>and I came back and here he is asleep on

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<v Speaker 4>a couch, like properly catching zase, like probably catching flies

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<v Speaker 4>with his mouth.

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<v Speaker 14>Wore.

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<v Speaker 6>Those are the best naps, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 3>They take it go.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't, I can't, you can't resist.

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<v Speaker 3>I mustn't. It's actually rude.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm here in a wide home, very vulnerable in the

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<v Speaker 6>public space right now. But the sleep, the sleep mistress,

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<v Speaker 6>she takes you, the meuse takes you away. They say

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<v Speaker 6>you're sort of drowning in honey. I always think the

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<v Speaker 6>it's that thick honey, melassic sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't, but I must stay. Oh, I feel so

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<v Speaker 3>tasty and sweet.

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<v Speaker 6>Rest Christian. When I was this from David. When I

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<v Speaker 6>was an apprentice garden, I was working at Yarra Park

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<v Speaker 6>fixing the parking areas outside the MCG. I decided to

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<v Speaker 6>have a little dose in a wheelbow whilst having a

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<v Speaker 6>break during the day. That is a perfect recliner, isn't

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<v Speaker 6>it if you're a gardener? A wheelbarrow A great idea, Beverly.

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<v Speaker 6>I fell asleep at the hair dresses getting my hair washed.

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<v Speaker 6>Worke up after about fifteen minutes to a round of applause.

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<v Speaker 6>I bet it was when they do that head massage. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>Christian strom Adam. I fell asleep had a nap leaning

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<v Speaker 6>on an old Japanese man at a shopping center and

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<v Speaker 6>a soaka just the other day. I woke up when

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<v Speaker 6>I dropped my phone on the floor. The clattering alerted me.

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<v Speaker 6>He got up and nodded nicely and politely.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon. I was out for about five or ten.

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<v Speaker 5>Minutes, so as the Japanese man just sitting there politely

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<v Speaker 5>going wow, I'm this man's pillow, so I have to

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<v Speaker 5>stay in wait.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what, you know? You hear these stories about

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<v Speaker 6>how polite Championese people are Maybe they have people that

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<v Speaker 6>are human pillars, you know, maybe they're napping stations where

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<v Speaker 6>it's like a human shoulder to nap on. Alex Christian

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<v Speaker 6>no Lai at a WWE concert in a rod labor

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<v Speaker 6>arena with thousands of people around me, yelling. I got

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<v Speaker 6>dragged awight by a mate who said, come on, wake up,

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<v Speaker 6>all right? Where have you napped?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast, You're trying.

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<v Speaker 6>To form a nap map. Where have you nodded off?

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<v Speaker 6>Where have you fallen asleep? On nine four one four,

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<v Speaker 6>one oh four three. Good morning to David Christian. I

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<v Speaker 6>fell asleep er on the first Avatar film at.

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<v Speaker 5>The or some m It was a long yeah, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Bet there was a daytime showing. Very easy to fall

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<v Speaker 6>asleep during daytime showing the movies. Christian Joel here one

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<v Speaker 6>time worker was so tired and napped in a roof cavity,

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<v Speaker 6>didn't wake up until over two hours later.

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<v Speaker 3>Bliss, don't it bliss?

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<v Speaker 6>You a little Puck's attorney fell at work there emerging

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<v Speaker 6>from you a litle wookie hole. Jamie Morning Krishna once went

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<v Speaker 6>for an hour massage and Paquette fell asleep for three hours.

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<v Speaker 3>They just left me to sleep.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the best, the best.

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<v Speaker 3>The sleep takes us when it's like that, it takes.

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<v Speaker 6>Us somewhere, Jamie, very funny, Sonya, Christian. My husband tends

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<v Speaker 6>to fall asleep, get this when he's donating blood, which

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<v Speaker 6>sometimes caused the needle to come flying out and blood

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<v Speaker 6>starts to go everywhere. He also fell asleep in the

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<v Speaker 6>middle of an online conversation when we first met. There's

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<v Speaker 6>a keeper.

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<v Speaker 3>This is my guy, Christian.

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<v Speaker 6>I regularly nap in my garbage truck on my break

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<v Speaker 6>if I don't get a good night's sleep. Also, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not a morning person, but I start at five point

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<v Speaker 6>fifteen am. Steven bomb Beach, Good morning, Steve. I had

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<v Speaker 6>a nap getting a tattoo on the inside of my arm,

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<v Speaker 6>lying down, arm out to rest, napped for a good

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<v Speaker 6>hour whilst they did the tattoo. Morning to Sinter. Let's

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<v Speaker 6>get some.

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<v Speaker 13>Calls on good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you? Yeah, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have a nice weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>To Ciner?

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<v Speaker 1>I did, I did.

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<v Speaker 13>I heard a quiet weekend. Didn't have to work, so that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was always great.

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<v Speaker 6>Now where have you napped?

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<v Speaker 14>I napped at the Chelsea Heights Hotel.

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<v Speaker 13>I'm the police officer and I was on the night

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<v Speaker 13>shift and we popped in to see the manager there

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<v Speaker 13>and I.

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<v Speaker 12>Stepped down next to the pokeys on.

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<v Speaker 13>A chair and I had a nap and on my

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<v Speaker 13>partner took a photo to prove it.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, what are a reassuring sitement? I bet they're just

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<v Speaker 6>deep undercover. That That's why I would tell people I

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<v Speaker 6>was a SAP. I was just trying to suss out

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<v Speaker 6>all the angles of this case.

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<v Speaker 5>Gov.

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<v Speaker 6>I get it. Long shifts you guys have to do,

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<v Speaker 6>and thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just send it. Thanks your story.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks morning morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm good, Paul, welcome to the show. So where have

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<v Speaker 6>your napt mate?

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<v Speaker 1>I was napping in the car in Richmond whilst that

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<v Speaker 1>was being penal BEATD.

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<v Speaker 6>So loud, people with hammers slashing metal and you're inside

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<v Speaker 6>all that clanging.

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<v Speaker 3>This is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear much of it, but my friend did.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's a great one, Paul. Thanks you story.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian, my husband, his best mate and I were in

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<v Speaker 6>Barcelona decided to go to a last minute again to

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<v Speaker 6>watch Barcelona play amazing atmosphere. At halftime, my husband woke

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<v Speaker 6>us both up and made us leave because he was

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<v Speaker 6>so embarrassed we've fallen asleep there. Now where Barcelona play

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<v Speaker 6>in Barcelona is a beautiful mega stadium, similar sort of

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<v Speaker 6>size to the g S one hundred thousand capacity. I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know how anyone could fall seat. Those fans as well,

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<v Speaker 6>are very very noisy. That's from Catherine Christian. At our

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<v Speaker 6>wedding reception, I couldn't find my husband. After searching, I

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<v Speaker 6>found him asleep on the couch in the bridle room.

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<v Speaker 3>Danielle.

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<v Speaker 6>I wondered where that was going. At least he was

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<v Speaker 6>alone there, Christian. I fell asleep at the dentist. I

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<v Speaker 6>worked there as a dental assistant. That's that little long

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<v Speaker 6>mate they have just over your shoulder. They go.

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<v Speaker 3>They just like doing the notes, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 6>Occlusal L five Hello, that's great one, Stacy, Christian. I

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<v Speaker 6>fell asleep in a job interview.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't getting that job.

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<v Speaker 6>You're not getting that job there, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>I fell asleep when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 6>My parents took me to a Joe Cocker concert and

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<v Speaker 6>I fell asleep throughout most most of.

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<v Speaker 3>It Shan good morning, Shanny.

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<v Speaker 10>Good morning, how are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, welcome to show. So where did you fall

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<v Speaker 3>to sleep?

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<v Speaker 10>Actually wasn't me, It was my husband. He used to

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<v Speaker 10>work at the so Now in Sydney and he finished

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<v Speaker 10>work at about four in the morning and went to

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<v Speaker 10>Central Station to catch the train home, which didn't leave

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<v Speaker 10>till five, but fell asleep and woke up to a

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<v Speaker 10>little old lady at ten o'clock saying excuse me, sir,

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<v Speaker 10>are you okay? Because he was asleep on a park

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<v Speaker 10>bench in his crown to son, are you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Uniform?

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<v Speaker 10>If you managed to sleep through the whole of.

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<v Speaker 6>Peak hoursh you you're not one of those time laps things.

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<v Speaker 6>Everyone just carrying out their frantic business around him.

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<v Speaker 3>Sharne, thank you very much. The story. Let's go to Shona.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello, Lorning morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, what's your nap story for us?

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<v Speaker 14>I fell asleep at Circus Maximum in Rome. We were

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<v Speaker 14>camp camping. We were very tired and it's a beautiful

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<v Speaker 14>day and I became the star attraction as I woke

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<v Speaker 14>up to a coach load of tourists. Japanese is taking

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<v Speaker 14>my photo.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, they probably thought you're part of the you know,

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<v Speaker 6>you've got the Bearded Lady and the Sleeping Lady, one

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<v Speaker 6>of these sort of the side shows, maxim.

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<v Speaker 5>Exciting sleeping Lady.

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<v Speaker 3>This won't gone crazy kind ever bearded one anymore. Apparently.

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<v Speaker 14>No, my cartner said he should have charged tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so many of them.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Jenny.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Jenny, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you very good?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Jenny, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 15>I once fell asleep at a Stomp concert at the

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<v Speaker 15>Palais in Saint Kilda about twenty two years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god. Now the clue is in the title.

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<v Speaker 6>There's a lot of stomping around. They've got like the

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<v Speaker 6>big hopnail boots on, they've got metallic bins and bin

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<v Speaker 6>lids and they're cranking it. This is step.

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<v Speaker 15>But I will blame the fact that I was pregnant

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<v Speaker 15>with my first child. I was really tired and you know,

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<v Speaker 15>well you won't know Christian, but Petsy may recall. In

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<v Speaker 15>those first few months there are times where you just

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<v Speaker 15>cannot keep your eyes open and.

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<v Speaker 4>It trains the life out of you.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Still stop.

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<v Speaker 6>It's helped there with the guy called in you know,

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<v Speaker 6>in this car's being paddlebean actually human painting. Can you

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<v Speaker 6>know where they rock it around like that? Jenny, incredible story.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks according you mate, have a good day.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you, by bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show podcast radio.

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<v Speaker 6>Does not need any more Who do you do? We've

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<v Speaker 6>all heard that sick of it people doing shabby impressions

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<v Speaker 6>of Bert Newton. However, we found the new version of it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>it's not the bastard offspring of who do you do?

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<v Speaker 6>Is what do you do? We are having a show

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<v Speaker 6>meeting after the show on Thursday. I know you're surprised

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<v Speaker 6>where there is some thought, some thought that goes into

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<v Speaker 6>the show. And Sarah Wait's on a show in the

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<v Speaker 6>middle of nothing, just said I can do an impression

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<v Speaker 6>of a car alarm. And I had low expectations because

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<v Speaker 6>normally want says I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can do impression on something. It's not very good.

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<v Speaker 6>This is a human doing a car alarm.

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<v Speaker 3>It somehow sounds more like.

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<v Speaker 6>A car alarm than a car alarm. Put the two together,

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<v Speaker 6>I know which one I'd want protecting my car. So

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<v Speaker 6>on Friday show, we're asking you what do you do?

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<v Speaker 6>Baby cheap sneezing? Apparently you know what this is it's

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<v Speaker 6>good human tennis with a lady's mouth. Right, I told

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<v Speaker 6>you not to put that on it, right, is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Caitlin was bouncing up and down the spot. Friday went,

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<v Speaker 6>listen someone, we've got someone online who can do like

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<v Speaker 6>the sound of when you have to evacuate a building.

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<v Speaker 3>She went, it's so spot on. You're going to have

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<v Speaker 3>to say something.

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<v Speaker 6>Go.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a rehearsal. It's someone doing an impression.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got a judio hits the citizens.

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<v Speaker 6>Irresponsible. Not for you to say so, I hear that going.

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<v Speaker 6>No one is fleeing a building. It was on the

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<v Speaker 6>weakest impressions we had. All right, lines are open. Now

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<v Speaker 6>Part two? What do you do your impressions of things?

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<v Speaker 6>It can be animals, evacuation alarms, whatever it is you

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<v Speaker 6>do impressions of things nine four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 6>four three prizes for everyone who comes on there.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Good Morning Christian and Team. I fell to see while

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<v Speaker 6>again in my back tattooed quite a big operation there.

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<v Speaker 6>Someone was woken up and told us all done. I said,

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<v Speaker 6>oh right, but you just started it. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 6>we've done your entire back you've been asleep fire almost

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<v Speaker 6>two hours. I didn't actually believe that they don't anything.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought it was a con had to view to

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<v Speaker 6>be shot. That's from mel Okay, what do you do

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<v Speaker 6>your impressions? Old things? It might be an animal a

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<v Speaker 6>thing nine four one four one o four three. One

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<v Speaker 6>of the best ones we had Friday was Marie, who

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<v Speaker 6>did this truck noise, powerful radio. But you're kicking yourself

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<v Speaker 6>if you missed that. Now Jack has been rehearsing, so

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<v Speaker 6>I'm excited about this.

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<v Speaker 5>I used to do a trumpet, not for anybody, but

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<v Speaker 5>just in my own time, and this is something I

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<v Speaker 5>haven't done for many, many years.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, thank you for bringing it back.

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<v Speaker 5>I just went to rehearse it in the men's bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 7>Yep?

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<v Speaker 3>And when the Saints go marching in.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, just now. I said to Jack, when is that?

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<v Speaker 6>Rio said to him, is this a party treating? He goes, no, No,

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<v Speaker 6>that's when I'm alone in the car somehow stranger. That

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<v Speaker 6>is a good trumpet, though, but we still had it.

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<v Speaker 6>Sat some glimmers there of the greatness. Uh Laurie, good morning,

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<v Speaker 6>good morning, Christian morning, Lorry.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're now off the toilet.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm off the toilet. Yeah, but he was on the

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<v Speaker 6>toilet quietly to cool up the show and just just

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<v Speaker 6>on the toilet moment. Give me a minute or two

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<v Speaker 6>and I'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Be ready to do the impression. All right, Laurie, Off

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<v Speaker 3>you go.

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<v Speaker 1>I do well.

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<v Speaker 6>You want to know what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do a whip sleeper, okay, Laura in your

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<v Speaker 3>own time, A whipper snipper?

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<v Speaker 6>Are you really.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that was a toilet, Laurie.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the best one. This is a Hall of Famer, Lorry.

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<v Speaker 3>That's incredible.

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<v Speaker 6>I can even imagine that crappy little daddy long leaves plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, l Can we.

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<v Speaker 6>Have that one more time?

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<v Speaker 11>This isn't cut the grass out the front and make

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<v Speaker 11>that noise with people thought I had a weakness.

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<v Speaker 3>Larry, Can we get it one more time? It's almost

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<v Speaker 3>as good as chance trumpet.

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<v Speaker 11>Here.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's the very good this Champagne Radio once more, Laurie,

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you very much, best job in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Darryl, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>There you going.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, Daryl. Now, what can you do for us?

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<v Speaker 6>Darryl?

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<v Speaker 15>So it's old style police, say, that's what I class

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<v Speaker 15>it as.

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<v Speaker 1>You want me to do it.

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<v Speaker 6>I love it. I love all day. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>That is very very good, Daryl, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Christian, have a good day for you mate.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian o'connal show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's cost Live to Philadelphia and our man there, E Rock.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I am. How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>We're great? E Rock?

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<v Speaker 6>Welcome to the show. So the super Bowl? Can Philadelphia

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:32.040
<v Speaker 6>do it? I know I've seen you stuff on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 6>You are a mad one eyed Philadelphia Eagles super fan.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the passion.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, can the Eagles do it? Absolutely do? I

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<v Speaker 1>think the Kansas City Chiefs pose a great threat and

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<v Speaker 1>are a great team and a great friendship with the

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<v Speaker 1>referees sometimes. Absolutely. Listen, we saw it a couple of

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>years ago. You know, the Birds, you know, were one

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<v Speaker 1>holding penalty short of beaten Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs

0:33:58.200 --> 0:34:01.280
<v Speaker 1>once before. But I think it is time. This Eagles

0:34:01.320 --> 0:34:05.320
<v Speaker 1>team has a nastier defense. They got the league's leading rusher,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're all gearing up to get ready to have

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest party on Broad Street after Sunday's game.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, I remember quite a few years ago in twenty eighteen,

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<v Speaker 6>when you last won it and the city just went feral.

0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:20.359
<v Speaker 6>You just went mad because Eagles fans are knowing all

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:23.160
<v Speaker 6>over the world are being super fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus yeah, well, let's make no bones about it. Other

0:34:27.120 --> 0:34:30.239
<v Speaker 1>fans can say whatever they want. We are the craziest,

0:34:30.360 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 1>most passionate, most energetic, most loyal fan base in the

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 1>entire NFL. Heck, we're hoping all of Australia over there

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:40.239
<v Speaker 1>is going to be Eagles fans because we got one

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:42.439
<v Speaker 1>of your own. We got Jordan malt on our team.

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<v Speaker 1>We're hoping to bring some Australian craziness with us. But

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely we didn't know what it was like to win

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<v Speaker 1>a Super Bowl. So we were climbing poles, setting off

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:54.879
<v Speaker 1>fireworks in the street, just partying. But it was all

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:55.840
<v Speaker 1>positive energy.

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<v Speaker 6>Now you're right now, Australia, will we watch in this

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<v Speaker 6>Super Bowl? Because often Australians than the nflur normally punters.

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<v Speaker 6>You know that Brought is put on to kick the

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<v Speaker 6>board as far as again his punted down the field.

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<v Speaker 3>But obviously he's a key man.

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<v Speaker 6>He's a left tackle, so this is a big.

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<v Speaker 1>Role left tackle. To explain to people that don't know

0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 1>American football, left tackle has to be the biggest, baddest,

0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 1>meanest dude because their best pass rusher, which is the

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:26.000
<v Speaker 1>guy trying to in essence, murder your quarterback. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 1>most talented guy on their team is on the left

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<v Speaker 1>side because that's the quarterback's blind side. He can't see

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:35.359
<v Speaker 1>him coming right. So Jordan Malatta, the pride of Australia

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<v Speaker 1>right and on the Philadelphia Eagles Pro Bowl left tackle

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<v Speaker 1>is in charge of protecting Jail and Hurts from getting

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely obliterated out there.

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<v Speaker 6>I was watching some of the footage and one of

0:35:46.560 --> 0:35:49.200
<v Speaker 6>the commentators was, because he's a big dude, that's just

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:51.520
<v Speaker 6>like what six eight hundred and sixty hundred and seventy

0:35:51.640 --> 0:35:54.920
<v Speaker 6>kilos and he was just popping these guys like pretzels.

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<v Speaker 6>The commentators of the yet analysis just went, he's voting

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<v Speaker 6>people in half.

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<v Speaker 1>He really is. He's a massive human being. I've had

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<v Speaker 1>the pleasure of meeting him a couple of times. I'm

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:14.480
<v Speaker 1>five foot six, exactly like you ever Steve Woods ventrilo

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<v Speaker 1>quist with like a public dumbies like that, That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I look like standing.

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<v Speaker 6>Next thing and so have you?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you fans taken to him?

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<v Speaker 1>We love him. Not only is He an incredible athlete,

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<v Speaker 1>an incredible player, and good at his job. Philadelphia is

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<v Speaker 1>a tough city, right, we don't like everybody, but he

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>has such a connection with the fans. Certain players have

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<v Speaker 1>to be spokespeople for the team, right, they just have

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 1>that outgoing personality they represent the organization. Well, Jordan Mulatta

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 1>has slid into that player personality, media savvy. Like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so weird in Philadelphia to be like, here's our favorite

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:55.840
<v Speaker 1>eagle and he speaks with an Australian act, you know

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:59.000
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. It's so wild, but he does. He's

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<v Speaker 1>embraced the city, he's embraced the sports. What a story,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing about the game and became unbelievable at it right

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<v Speaker 1>here in Philly.

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<v Speaker 6>It's an incredible sports story because he never picked up

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<v Speaker 6>an American football until about twenty eighteen, and then he

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<v Speaker 6>becomes a big star.

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<v Speaker 1>It's almost what you want because a lot of these

0:37:16.760 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 1>guys that have gone through pee wee football as a kid,

0:37:19.680 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 1>in high school football, college football, it's almost like they

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:26.879
<v Speaker 1>learned bad habits. When if you get a massive six

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<v Speaker 1>foot eight Aussie right in front of you that you

0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:33.400
<v Speaker 1>know is athletic, that you know can truck dudes would

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<v Speaker 1>run people over. From Australian rules that you know, rugby

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<v Speaker 1>and everything like that, you almost have an unmolded piece

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<v Speaker 1>of clay line.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Our offensive line coach, who's the best in the NFL, said, Okay,

0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take this raw talent and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to teach him exactly everything I want him to do,

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<v Speaker 1>the way I want him to do it, and how

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. And he was open to learning, picked

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<v Speaker 1>up on it, and boom becomes the best left tack

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<v Speaker 1>in the National Football League.

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<v Speaker 3>And what traff pick was he was? He was way

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<v Speaker 3>way way down.

0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:08.240
<v Speaker 1>He was a seventh round pick. A couple hundred people

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<v Speaker 1>got picked. And uh, I think with him being from Australia,

0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:15.360
<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, now, much like Major League Baseball

0:38:15.400 --> 0:38:18.759
<v Speaker 1>and much like basketball, the eyes of shifted to international.

0:38:18.840 --> 0:38:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Where can we find these diamonds in the rough? And

0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:23.880
<v Speaker 1>we found our first big one right there.

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<v Speaker 6>It means that, you know, obviously the game is later

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<v Speaker 6>on this morning, Monday morning for ours because of the

0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:32.200
<v Speaker 6>time difference. It means that every big Australian is now

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<v Speaker 6>going to be watching the Super Bowl, going that's it.

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:38.120
<v Speaker 6>I'm heading to America. Get me an NFL team. I'm

0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:41.240
<v Speaker 6>six sight, I'm I'm massive, I'm going to be a millionaire.

0:38:41.280 --> 0:38:42.520
<v Speaker 3>Were's Titus Swift?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey listen exactly, And if you're one of those people,

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to call up Howie Roseman, who is

0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 1>our general manager. Don't talk to the New York Giants. Now,

0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:59.280
<v Speaker 1>where's the what? They're terrible teams. You'll do nothing but lose.

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<v Speaker 6>Now this I don't want to be the voice of

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 6>doubt here. Okay, but what happens if you lose? What

0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:04.719
<v Speaker 6>happens to that party? Five?

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<v Speaker 3>If you lose? I hate to even say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, listen, we have everyone's going to be drunk. I mean.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because boos and losing go really well. They're really

0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:17.600
<v Speaker 6>good partners, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And if we lose the only thing I'll ask you

0:39:19.920 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>guys to do, Pray for us, Pray for our city.

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<v Speaker 6>Hope some prayers, Hope, some prayers, my friend erok, enjoy

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<v Speaker 6>your super Bowl. Thanks for chatting to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate, you got it, Take care of guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Kristin O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Earlier on the show, we're asking you where have you Nats?

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<v Speaker 6>Where have you've gone to sleep? David committed the cardinal crime.

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<v Speaker 6>No man can ever do fall asleep during the birth

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<v Speaker 6>of his first child. You've got one job, you said, awake.

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<v Speaker 5>It can be a long old run though.

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<v Speaker 6>Understand No, no, no, it's the one thing you must

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<v Speaker 6>never do. After everything your partner's going through. You must

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<v Speaker 6>witness that at least witness that.

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<v Speaker 5>Nap during the labor, but not for the I was.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes I haangle on for ages. Yeah, while she is

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<v Speaker 6>our partner was getting a perdura lamand here I hero

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<v Speaker 6>Dave decided to take a nap on the floor next

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<v Speaker 6>to the bed while she rested, complete with me snoring.

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<v Speaker 3>Underneath.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, let's get into this two week's misheard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just another mishard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Everybody

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<v Speaker 6>on the Christian o'connells show, we play back your mishurd

0:40:28.520 --> 0:40:30.600
<v Speaker 6>lyrics that you send in every single day.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much for everyone that does this as

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<v Speaker 3>we play them back.

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<v Speaker 6>If we don't agree with what you're hearing, if we're hearing,

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<v Speaker 6>we do agree. And for the brilliant ones, come on

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<v Speaker 6>in this Hall of Favor. Last week there were two

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<v Speaker 6>hall of Famous one for Stephen for the hoot in

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<v Speaker 6>the Blowfish song, hold my hand, I want to love you,

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<v Speaker 6>the bear said, The bear said, I can.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to.

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<v Speaker 6>Love you the best head the Bearingcket and Jordan had

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<v Speaker 6>Rick Assie never going to give you up. We've known

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<v Speaker 6>each other, false alarm, you known each other. Thank you

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<v Speaker 6>very much. Craig's got this one from Atlanta Rhythm section.

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<v Speaker 6>So into you original line when you walked into room,

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<v Speaker 6>there was voodoo in the vibes.

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<v Speaker 9>Room there was.

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<v Speaker 3>Now amine.

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<v Speaker 6>Craig is here, and when you walked in there was

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<v Speaker 6>doo doo in your thighs.

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<v Speaker 1>You room.

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<v Speaker 6>There was.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it is there. It's it's not great, but

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<v Speaker 3>it is there.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the Savage Garden to the Moon and back. She's

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<v Speaker 6>taken her time making up the reasons. She's taking down

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<v Speaker 6>reason or is it she's taking her time picking up

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<v Speaker 6>the raisins just taken, Jim, the reason really just taken?

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<v Speaker 6>Chime the reason not enough, not enough? Sorry. David has

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<v Speaker 6>got creed. My sacrifice, my sacrifice a mass or is

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<v Speaker 6>it my sack of rice? A massa massa massa nah?

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<v Speaker 6>Alice Metcalf has got credit house fall at your feet

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<v Speaker 6>whenever I fall at your feet never job or is

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<v Speaker 6>it whenever I fall anchovyver?

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<v Speaker 3>There we found it.

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<v Speaker 6>We found today's Hall of Fame, a well done Alice

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<v Speaker 6>Metcalfe Hall of Fame, the credit House whenever I fall

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<v Speaker 6>athby Alice, well done, Thank you very much. And this

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<v Speaker 6>is a second go from you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, is this another Sam Smith?

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<v Speaker 3>Sam Smith my oasis?

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<v Speaker 5>That's me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right?

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<v Speaker 6>So original line my, oh my, oh my oasis?

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<v Speaker 3>And then what do you miss him in jo?

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<v Speaker 5>How I didn't hear it? Then? I was hearing my

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<v Speaker 5>oh my, oh my office.

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<v Speaker 9>Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe you guys have got a different version too. I

0:43:58.120 --> 0:44:05.000
<v Speaker 5>listened to at home. Yeah, yeah, that's really clear what

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<v Speaker 5>he's saying there. Yeah, very got one more next week,

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<v Speaker 5>give me a third title.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I will, I will if you do one more

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<v Speaker 6>blast on the trumpet. There you go, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 9>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>You win the two hundred and fifty dollars. Last song

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<v Speaker 6>for us this morning, Bong Jovi, It's My Life tomorrow's

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<v Speaker 6>show Today.

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<v Speaker 9>Coming up next The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>This story about the Brian Adams show over the weekend

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<v Speaker 6>of Perth being canceled, not delayed, no show because of

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<v Speaker 6>one of these They're called fat birds, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 3>And what are they?

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<v Speaker 6>They're like matter, grease, wockage of what though?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's like grease. The newspaper said, grease, rags

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<v Speaker 5>and fat.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Fat.

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<v Speaker 5>They been trying to flush down the toilets. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>so maybe it's a dietary thing.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I want, then you can't use the toilets anymore.

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<v Speaker 6>It literally clogs up so nothing gets flushed away.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, all the pipes are clogged. There was actually photos

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<v Speaker 8>of sewage bubbling up through the grate.

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<v Speaker 6>So do we think he even did the sound check?

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<v Speaker 6>Imagine he's like getting ready for it and then they

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<v Speaker 6>go into his green room like we've got have you

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<v Speaker 6>smelled that can you who has done that?

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<v Speaker 2>Brian.

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<v Speaker 3>We're got to get you out of here right now.

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<v Speaker 6>It's flooding with basically perf people's boot We need to

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<v Speaker 6>flee the scene right now. It's an insane reason why

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<v Speaker 6>show I had to be canceled.

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<v Speaker 5>So all the audience is all outside riding up waiting

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<v Speaker 5>to get in, and they're being told to not go

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<v Speaker 5>or make contact with any pulled water in the area.

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<v Speaker 6>Who's washing their face in it? Anyway? He stop that

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<v Speaker 6>people at Perth stop bathing in the pooey fatburg water.

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<v Speaker 6>So tomorrow on the show, what incredible story about why

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<v Speaker 6>a show was canceled?

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<v Speaker 3>Tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 6>We're looking for you amazing stories and strange reasons why

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<v Speaker 6>something was canceled. It might be a wedding, a party,

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<v Speaker 6>a birthday party, but they're more interesting, weird and unusual

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<v Speaker 6>the reasons why it was canceled. That's what we're looking

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<v Speaker 6>for tomorrow. You can email me today. We'll get you

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<v Speaker 6>on tomorrow's show. Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks for listening. We're back tomorrow. Huggey's on the way.

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