Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Patsy, how was your weekend?
Speaker 4: Good morning, had a great weekend? Hey boys, welcome back.
Speaker 5: Check. Good to see you guys.
Speaker 4: We missed you on Friday.
Speaker 3: I tell you what, por chair was a very well Thursday.
Speaker 4: Oh what happened?
Speaker 3: Well, he's given me in video surreo.
Speaker 6: I would say far too much detailed, but I didn't
Speaker 6: need to know what I'm preparing for the show about
Speaker 6: his violent diarrhea. Diarrhea is in itself explosive. No one
Speaker 6: has mild meandering squits. Okay, it's back. What do you
Speaker 6: do quit?
Speaker 4: Did you eat something off?
Speaker 6: What was? Yes?
Speaker 5: Did you ending here as well? Partly Sarah your wife
Speaker 5: Christian partly to blame.
Speaker 6: Why no, not really, I mean anyone should know you
Speaker 6: don't keep check outside with fridge for six hours.
Speaker 5: I went to dinner with their ecconoms on Wednesday night
Speaker 5: and I was saying before the show, I know I
Speaker 5: have to eat because you've got to fuel up, but
Speaker 5: I never feel like eating some trying to force down
Speaker 5: scrambled eg. She says, you know what you do, just
Speaker 5: put a bit of chicken and avocado in a tuppleware
Speaker 5: container to take it to work eat it after the show,
Speaker 5: and so I did that Thursday morning, but I didn't
Speaker 5: refrigerate it. So from five am till nine when we
Speaker 5: went off air, it was in my backpack and chicken
Speaker 5: has been out for six.
Speaker 4: Hours stirring away in there.
Speaker 6: I mean, you don't need to do basic home economics
Speaker 6: at school to know it goes bad.
Speaker 5: Once it was cooked. He kind of protected it.
Speaker 6: No, No, even Rio kind of he eats things off
Speaker 6: the floor.
Speaker 5: Well, oh that's awful, And even he thought that that.
Speaker 3: Was how quickly from nine o'clock you nibbling the chicken.
Speaker 5: So the chicken tasted fine at the time, and I
Speaker 5: felt final day. Then at seven pm it came knocking
Speaker 5: on the It.
Speaker 6: Doesn't knock at the door, it blows the doors wide open.
Speaker 6: It actually breaks the doors wide open.
Speaker 5: Because I was flying out Friday morning and I took
Speaker 5: the show off, and so I was very excited to
Speaker 5: go away for this long weekend, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I can't go. There's no way I can get on.
Speaker 3: A flight safely tomorrow. More violent action.
Speaker 5: They let you sit on the toilet the whole flight.
Speaker 4: You can take stuff for it, you know, plug it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, emodium, but you want to.
Speaker 6: So you need to get out of your body.
Speaker 5: I was always told that not to take that stuff
Speaker 5: because then whatever it's trying to get out of your system,
Speaker 5: it gets plugged up in there. But don't worry it all.
Speaker 5: The show was over by nine pm on Thursday night.
Speaker 3: It's no more, kind of very rapid, sort of colonic.
Speaker 5: Basically, yes, basically by Friday morning, I was I was
Speaker 5: about fresh. Yeah, it was intense.
Speaker 3: Violence.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Perhaps all weekends, all the news is pointing to your
Speaker 6: neckro Whoods, Wabee and the big local elections obviously in
Speaker 6: Paran as well, but Weerabee seemed to be where everybody was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been such a strong held labor seat for
Speaker 4: decades and.
Speaker 3: Trump's taken it now.
Speaker 6: Now he's got the Now he wants to gass a
Speaker 6: strip and you're going to go, what else is like.
Speaker 3: That in the world. There's a place.
Speaker 6: To build a giant mall there. The mall of gas
Speaker 6: are now the mall of Murby.
Speaker 4: I've obviously been voting for a number of years now,
Speaker 4: but I've never seen a campaign as.
Speaker 6: In around the would have record turnout.
Speaker 4: It was amazing. It was great. Actually, I love living
Speaker 4: in a democracy where people can have their say and
Speaker 4: people are willing to vote. I think that regardless of
Speaker 4: whatever result, whether it's your way, my way, whatever way,
Speaker 4: I just think it's great that people are we I
Speaker 4: think is.
Speaker 6: Great what it does where you really have to go vote.
Speaker 6: In England, they don't do that and they should. And
Speaker 6: then everyone moaned about what happened bricks, yeah right, and
Speaker 6: people young people just moaned about it, but they didn't
Speaker 6: go and vote exactly. So that's what happens. You don't everyone,
Speaker 6: And it's a privilege to have a.
Speaker 4: Democracy, is yeah, make you vote.
Speaker 6: So what was it like because there's all the news,
Speaker 6: it's like chaos full on.
Speaker 4: It was so full on. So the premiere was at
Speaker 4: a local school, like just a couple of blocks away
Speaker 4: from us at Iramu. But we just went to the
Speaker 4: local scout hall. We sort of thought, where is going
Speaker 4: to be the least busiest, busiest polling booth. We'll just
Speaker 4: go down to this little scout hall. But it was
Speaker 4: like it was sad like nothing I've ever seen. So
Speaker 4: I've done like political rounds and court rounds and stuff
Speaker 4: over the years in journalism and you know you're in
Speaker 4: that scrum when people come out of court and you've
Speaker 4: you know, got the microphone in their face. I've been
Speaker 4: in a lot of those situations, but nothing compared to this.
Speaker 4: You know how they have all the party representatives outside
Speaker 4: the polling booth giving you forms and saying hey, vote
Speaker 4: means or vote again Liberal.
Speaker 3: That's illegal in the UK. Yeah, I think I want
Speaker 3: you step with it.
Speaker 6: It's like I think it's five hundred meters of that
Speaker 6: era and you're not allowed to be persuading anybody in
Speaker 6: respect that. It's like a sanctity. No here, I didn't know.
Speaker 6: That's just the first year we're allowed to vote because
Speaker 6: obviously became citizens last year.
Speaker 3: So we're so right up until like going in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, going in and I reckon New Zealand also is
Speaker 4: onto something because they have barred it, And it was
Speaker 4: just like it was really.
Speaker 6: Onto something because they have bid it no, while the
Speaker 6: rest of it were like one hundred years ago and seoan.
Speaker 4: But it was full on like everyone. But it was
Speaker 4: good that all the parties were represented so they all
Speaker 4: had an equal go at you, I guess. But it
Speaker 4: was just really confronting, and it was like getting through
Speaker 4: a game of squid.
Speaker 7: This is crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw the news and it was, like you said,
Speaker 3: it was like a scrum.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was at least I reckon, at least like twelve
Speaker 4: or fifteen reps. But it was almost like going to
Speaker 4: an AFL game, and you know, like the liberals as
Speaker 4: we walked past the Liberals.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they've been in too long. Come on now, barricon
Speaker 6: out loud, full on.
Speaker 4: It was so full on. We were having a chuckle
Speaker 4: about it. But it was very, very in your face,
Speaker 4: but too close to call.
Speaker 6: Did you get a free snack for the local elections
Speaker 6: or was it just.
Speaker 4: A big there was no democracy sausage. Yeah, I know
Speaker 4: what's going on with that.
Speaker 5: And it's the true that some places the polling was
Speaker 5: still going at one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4: Oh no, the centers closed at six. They might have
Speaker 4: been counting, but no, the polling booths closed at six.
Speaker 6: Oh thanks for that.
Speaker 3: Jack's scaring us. And that one asked to follow U
Speaker 3: about a roof collapse.
Speaker 6: In the roof collapse, he told us that a roof collapse, please,
Speaker 6: I made.
Speaker 8: Some notes Apparently it was described as a dog's breakfast
Speaker 8: and it was a leaky air conditioning unit and an
Speaker 8: entire ceiling collapsed.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 8: Wrong ballots was sent to the polling booth and an
Speaker 8: election official was urging people to vote liberal.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and has been got in hot water over that.
Speaker 8: Naughty, naughty, naughty, So like not one of the party representative.
Speaker 3: Election vote liberal.
Speaker 6: You have to be kidding. I thought that the one
Speaker 6: thing you want to be it is just independent.
Speaker 5: It's very important that they're neutral.
Speaker 6: Sure, you don't want to change about that.
Speaker 9: Cross the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Last week, I had to ask pats if she could
Speaker 6: ask Chris, her husband the word we love God, who
Speaker 6: works at office works, if he could recommend a new
Speaker 6: basic home printer to me and thanks for discount as well.
Speaker 6: There was none, so I got the did you I
Speaker 6: got the I got the one that he recommended, Patsy,
Speaker 6: and it was it's a great one. This is one
Speaker 6: of these ones took away you commissioned on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he and he recommends this one right where you
Speaker 6: buy these cartridges now and you feed it to the
Speaker 6: tank like you fill.
Speaker 5: It out yes, we've got that. Yes, it's not the cartridges. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the pre pre fielled cartridges. You get a little tube and.
Speaker 3: You up pleasing to use.
Speaker 6: You screwed it in and then it's too and he
Speaker 6: turned upside down and it goes chuck chuck chuck chuck
Speaker 6: chuck John And you see the little dye going in
Speaker 6: That bit really easy to use, right.
Speaker 5: And it does that kind of ink glass a lot longer.
Speaker 6: Than the cheap However, though, whatever printer you get, the
Speaker 6: hell is getting it on that land local area Wi Fi?
Speaker 6: Why is it still so component when you can go
Speaker 6: to any room now any in the world, hotel and Airbnb?
Speaker 3: What's the past code? I put up my phone. We're
Speaker 3: on the network.
Speaker 6: You can get on the network and you can do
Speaker 6: anything but flights, everything on your phones.
Speaker 3: What is it about the home printer?
Speaker 6: It doesn't work an hour yesterday an hour an hour.
Speaker 5: That's good troubleshooting, you know that.
Speaker 6: And also you don't have to get out awful fold
Speaker 6: out orogarmy thing with ninety seven languages, am I D
Speaker 6: And then it's like what fon?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 6: No human can read this? And then I don't know
Speaker 6: to do the trouble shooting thing.
Speaker 3: That goes Watch the YouTube video of twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Like I'm all and there is one hundred options on
Speaker 5: the printer that you will never use. Why do you
Speaker 5: cycle through twenty of them to get to the Wi Fi?
Speaker 5: Which is the only I said?
Speaker 6: I said to Chris, I just want to basic one
Speaker 6: that prints. I do I need to It's got a
Speaker 6: photo copy. Now it's got a who is photo copy?
Speaker 5: Who am I making copies for?
Speaker 6: I'm running a business here.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Would any of us describes the Souf as morning people?
Speaker 6: I get asked this a lot. So you just like
Speaker 6: a morning person, That's why you can speak this time
Speaker 6: of the day. I would not discribe myself as a
Speaker 6: morning person. This is just when the alarm goes off
Speaker 6: and the mortgage needs to be paid. This is the
Speaker 6: hours of the job. Are you a morning person, Pats?
Speaker 4: I used to think I was, But as I get older,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking no, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, as we get older, we're meant to wake
Speaker 5: up earlier and earlier.
Speaker 3: Why is that you're why?
Speaker 6: I don't know if you notice that sleep?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you need less sleep? Total?
Speaker 3: Is that it or we go to bed earlier.
Speaker 5: Maybe you just get tireder during the day, so you're
Speaker 5: going to bed earlier means you wake up earlier the
Speaker 5: next day.
Speaker 6: Or napping during the day becomes an essential part of
Speaker 6: your life. Would you describe yourself You are a morning person.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not a morning person.
Speaker 3: It's a rhetorical question. I'm going to answer the right way, though.
Speaker 6: I met a guy last week and there's a new
Speaker 6: cafe that I'm going to now, and I was chatting
Speaker 6: to make it small talk about how long he'd had
Speaker 6: this place, so I I got it six years ago.
Speaker 6: And he said, a not morning person, but now I
Speaker 6: have to get up accidentally because I brought this coffee
Speaker 6: shop at five am. He goes, I didn't. This is
Speaker 6: not what I had in mind for my life at
Speaker 6: this stage of my life. It's kind of reluctantly and
Speaker 6: it's a really popular little spot right by Brighton Beach Station.
Speaker 6: It's a great little spot. Then you can have a
Speaker 6: coffee and then watch out and look at the bay.
Speaker 6: But he said, I've now and now my whole life
Speaker 6: is around getting up earlier than they ever have to.
Speaker 6: And he's in his sixties to open up this cafe
Speaker 6: which is really popular. Because I'm not a morning person
Speaker 6: yet I'm now working really hard and it's all in
Speaker 6: the morning. From six am, this cafe is really really busy.
Speaker 6: People coming in non stock trades and that wanting coffee.
Speaker 5: He needs to put some instant coffee on the front
Speaker 5: shelf and say, like until seven am, you mix yourself
Speaker 5: and then I'll do barista coffee after seven.
Speaker 6: So this morning, I want to know, then, what's your
Speaker 6: part of that. I'm not a morning person, but most
Speaker 6: of you up right now, you're probably on your way
Speaker 6: to work. Some of you already be at work, and
Speaker 6: I bet half of you wouldn't describe yourself as a
Speaker 6: morning person, but you are actually operating. I'm not saying
Speaker 6: that one hundred percent, none of us are. We probably
Speaker 6: get into our gear just around five to nine.
Speaker 3: I find I'm not a morning person.
Speaker 9: But the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: I'm not a morning person, Christian, but I have a
Speaker 6: job starts at seven am. Even on days off, I
Speaker 6: generally can't see past eight am no matter what time
Speaker 6: I go to bed, I'm the same seven point thirty.
Speaker 6: That's a line for me. Now, I wish I could
Speaker 6: like my wife. I get up before my wife at
Speaker 6: the weekend, she's like fastest sleep at nine o'clock in
Speaker 6: the morning. I'll go and take a couple of tea,
Speaker 6: and she's like she always wakes up right so aggressively
Speaker 6: creeping around, Like I'm not creeping around day brunch, come on,
Speaker 6: you know students. And she is now two weeks time.
Speaker 6: She had some induction days with her new student mates
Speaker 6: on Thursday and Friday, shouts apart the old Mercedes around
Speaker 6: the corner, trumbed on with the students. She's talking about
Speaker 6: selling the old pearly white Mercedes.
Speaker 3: I couldn't, but even the weekend I felt very awkward.
Speaker 6: Chris, damn Ryan, grab your gold four by four, rocking up,
Speaker 6: hang out with the students, going down the bar on
Speaker 6: student night, five pound fight. You have five dollars from
Speaker 6: a potting apartmer I.
Speaker 3: Pick you up on my Mercedes.
Speaker 5: It'll probably make her a lot of friends like, oh,
Speaker 5: that's the lady who shouts yeah the.
Speaker 6: Student Mamma, all right. I'm not a morning person, but
Speaker 6: I think I would describe myself. I wouldn't say I'm
Speaker 6: a morning person, but for twenty seven years I've done breakfastradio.
Speaker 6: I'm like a dimmer switch. I get up at ten
Speaker 6: past four. By six o'clock. I'm human enough, or I
Speaker 6: can do an impression of a humane enough to begin
Speaker 6: at a radio show. But yeah, I think it's like
Speaker 6: a are you lot that pantcy? Are you like a
Speaker 6: dimmer switch? Because you get up before any of us.
Speaker 4: I hate it on the weekends because my body clock
Speaker 4: is designed because I got up about ten to three,
Speaker 4: and my body like me.
Speaker 3: I mean, you are a shift worker doing that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh it's the middle of now.
Speaker 6: It explains to crankiness.
Speaker 4: Oh there's no crankiness some always, but that's what a
Speaker 4: crank would say. But you know, my little body is
Speaker 4: used to going to the toilet at that time. So
Speaker 4: even on weekends, I'm awake and it really annoys me
Speaker 4: because what about you.
Speaker 6: During Saturday bright when you won't get up to about
Speaker 6: eleven eleven thirty?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 6: So were you just soiling the bed?
Speaker 5: I do believe we've had the second sound effect of.
Speaker 4: Boddly functions this morning.
Speaker 6: I'm not a morning person, but nine four one four
Speaker 6: one four three, Good morning, Mikayla.
Speaker 10: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 1: How this morning.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good, I hope you had a nice weekend. So
Speaker 6: are you a morning person or not? Mikayla.
Speaker 11: I am absolutely not a morning person, and I'm crazy
Speaker 11: for this. I get up at four am to go
Speaker 11: to the gym every single day because I just I
Speaker 11: simply refuse to go at five pm, because you just
Speaker 11: you can't get any machines or zumbos or anything like that.
Speaker 11: So I forced myself to go at four am before
Speaker 11: I start work at eight am.
Speaker 6: That is incredible. So what is that seven days a week,
Speaker 6: Monday to Friday.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so Monday to Friday are usually trained to five
Speaker 11: out of the seven days. I usually rest day on
Speaker 11: the weekends, but sometimes I feel really lazy and still
Speaker 11: go anyway, not five am on the weekend. Have a
Speaker 11: little bit more.
Speaker 5: But do you know how you make the rest of
Speaker 5: us feel when you say you take one rest?
Speaker 3: Body language?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 3: It has bound like you've been told off.
Speaker 1: Mikayla.
Speaker 6: That's incredible, Thank you.
Speaker 3: It is busy. Is it just you in the gym?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 11: I go to derrimit. So it is still quite busy
Speaker 11: at four and five o'clock in the morning, but it's
Speaker 11: a lot less and you can still do your full
Speaker 11: program because it's the worst one. You're trying to do
Speaker 11: your program and then everything's taken. You can't do that exit.
Speaker 3: And also at the end of the day, you just
Speaker 3: you're naked. You just want to go home.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 5: I love that part when I'm trying to run through
Speaker 5: a program and somebody's on my machining. Great, don't have
Speaker 5: to do that.
Speaker 6: Well, two types of people, aren't they really? There's the
Speaker 6: jack and the Mechayla's in there.
Speaker 4: It's funny because on my way to work, I go
Speaker 4: past the gym and it might be, you know, like
Speaker 4: twenty past three in the morning, and there will be
Speaker 4: at least four or five cars at this particular, isn't it,
Speaker 4: And there's people there and I look over and I think, oh,
Speaker 4: that's commitment. That is so awesome.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Mekayda, So have you've already done your work out
Speaker 6: for Monday?
Speaker 11: Then yes, I have. I've started my workout for thee
Speaker 11: I feel great for.
Speaker 6: The rest of the day, don't you, because you've done
Speaker 6: something really hard already.
Speaker 11: Yeah, for the rest of it. I mean sometimes I
Speaker 11: need a big coffee or a lot of pre workout
Speaker 11: to get me going. But whatever whatever you need to
Speaker 11: do to do what you got to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mikaya, thank you very much. You cool. Have a
Speaker 3: good day.
Speaker 11: Thanks guys, you too, Claire.
Speaker 6: Good morning. Not a morning person, but I'm not a
Speaker 6: morning person, but I have a dog, and.
Speaker 12: With dogs you need to walk them.
Speaker 6: It you do.
Speaker 12: Yeah, And so for the first ten years, despite the
Speaker 12: fact that I am absolutely not a morning person, I've
Speaker 12: had to get up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because dogs are morning people. Yeah, no, they really are.
Speaker 6: Peak dog hours are the moment you're up there like Shenanigans.
Speaker 6: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Are we're going for a walk? Please tell me some walk.
Speaker 3: We're going for a walk, can't we You look ready
Speaker 3: to get out of the house.
Speaker 1: Is it six o'clock?
Speaker 4: Come on?
Speaker 8: Come on.
Speaker 5: And then as soon as that's their routine, they won't
Speaker 5: let you sleep in.
Speaker 3: No, they guilt trip you. They're outside the door pining
Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. I
Speaker 12: would changed it to the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what it was saying.
Speaker 3: All right, Claire, thank you very much. She called. Thanks
Speaker 3: you going the show, Zarza, good morning.
Speaker 13: Like Claire, I'm absolutely not a morning person, but I'm
Speaker 13: a dog trainer. So I used to get off at
Speaker 13: like eight o'clock to get to school at eight thirty
Speaker 13: when I was in your club. I'm sorry on the morning.
Speaker 6: Person, whereas now you're you're your tomb about your Your
Speaker 6: hours of work are now, aren't they?
Speaker 13: Yeah, well I'm on my way to working out because
Speaker 13: the dogs get dropped off. We have a dog daycare.
Speaker 13: Two dogs get dropped off at six thirty, so I
Speaker 13: got to be there early.
Speaker 2: All right, Thanks you cool, Christian Coddle Show podcast.
Speaker 6: The next day of the show, I want to try
Speaker 6: and form a nap map of Melbourne, Australia and around
Speaker 6: the world. One of you sent a text towards the
Speaker 6: end of Friday show and I've got it here, Christian napping? Well,
Speaker 6: what's happing? The shows? An AutoPlay mode shuffle mode, CHRISTI
Speaker 6: about napping. I once took a nap standing up behind
Speaker 6: a CFA tanker whilst doing a night shift on a
Speaker 6: fire back in two thousand and five. The boys called
Speaker 6: for the water on, so I turned it on, tilted
Speaker 6: my head to the side and dose. I guess this
Speaker 6: is an all night shift. You know they're volunteers, aren't
Speaker 6: They're doing great work. Then they called for the water off,
Speaker 6: and I just woke up in time to turn it off.
Speaker 6: The boys couldn't believe. It still gets mentioned to this day,
Speaker 6: two decades later.
Speaker 3: Anonymous, Where did you touch?
Speaker 6: You saw us? Once?
Speaker 3: Chris felt, let us see someone in America?
Speaker 4: Yeah, in the middle of Macy's in New York.
Speaker 3: Not during that Christmas sort of time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was actually when we went and I was
Speaker 4: shopping for shoes and he was. He doesn't deal well
Speaker 4: with the time difference.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: We're like just a couple of days into our trip,
Speaker 4: and I came back and here he is asleep on
Speaker 4: a couch, like properly catching zase, like probably catching flies
Speaker 4: with his mouth.
Speaker 14: Wore.
Speaker 6: Those are the best naps, aren't they?
Speaker 3: They take it go.
Speaker 6: I can't, I can't, you can't resist.
Speaker 3: I mustn't. It's actually rude.
Speaker 6: I'm here in a wide home, very vulnerable in the
Speaker 6: public space right now. But the sleep, the sleep mistress,
Speaker 6: she takes you, the meuse takes you away. They say
Speaker 6: you're sort of drowning in honey. I always think the
Speaker 6: it's that thick honey, melassic sleep.
Speaker 3: I can't, but I must stay. Oh, I feel so
Speaker 3: tasty and sweet.
Speaker 6: Rest Christian. When I was this from David. When I
Speaker 6: was an apprentice garden, I was working at Yarra Park
Speaker 6: fixing the parking areas outside the MCG. I decided to
Speaker 6: have a little dose in a wheelbow whilst having a
Speaker 6: break during the day. That is a perfect recliner, isn't
Speaker 6: it if you're a gardener? A wheelbarrow A great idea, Beverly.
Speaker 6: I fell asleep at the hair dresses getting my hair washed.
Speaker 6: Worke up after about fifteen minutes to a round of applause.
Speaker 6: I bet it was when they do that head massage. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Christian strom Adam. I fell asleep had a nap leaning
Speaker 6: on an old Japanese man at a shopping center and
Speaker 6: a soaka just the other day. I woke up when
Speaker 6: I dropped my phone on the floor. The clattering alerted me.
Speaker 6: He got up and nodded nicely and politely.
Speaker 3: I reckon. I was out for about five or ten.
Speaker 5: Minutes, so as the Japanese man just sitting there politely
Speaker 5: going wow, I'm this man's pillow, so I have to
Speaker 5: stay in wait.
Speaker 6: You know what, you know? You hear these stories about
Speaker 6: how polite Championese people are Maybe they have people that
Speaker 6: are human pillars, you know, maybe they're napping stations where
Speaker 6: it's like a human shoulder to nap on. Alex Christian
Speaker 6: no Lai at a WWE concert in a rod labor
Speaker 6: arena with thousands of people around me, yelling. I got
Speaker 6: dragged awight by a mate who said, come on, wake up,
Speaker 6: all right? Where have you napped?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast, You're trying.
Speaker 6: To form a nap map. Where have you nodded off?
Speaker 6: Where have you fallen asleep? On nine four one four,
Speaker 6: one oh four three. Good morning to David Christian. I
Speaker 6: fell asleep er on the first Avatar film at.
Speaker 5: The or some m It was a long yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Bet there was a daytime showing. Very easy to fall
Speaker 6: asleep during daytime showing the movies. Christian Joel here one
Speaker 6: time worker was so tired and napped in a roof cavity,
Speaker 6: didn't wake up until over two hours later.
Speaker 3: Bliss, don't it bliss?
Speaker 6: You a little Puck's attorney fell at work there emerging
Speaker 6: from you a litle wookie hole. Jamie Morning Krishna once went
Speaker 6: for an hour massage and Paquette fell asleep for three hours.
Speaker 3: They just left me to sleep.
Speaker 6: That's the best, the best.
Speaker 3: The sleep takes us when it's like that, it takes.
Speaker 6: Us somewhere, Jamie, very funny, Sonya, Christian. My husband tends
Speaker 6: to fall asleep, get this when he's donating blood, which
Speaker 6: sometimes caused the needle to come flying out and blood
Speaker 6: starts to go everywhere. He also fell asleep in the
Speaker 6: middle of an online conversation when we first met. There's
Speaker 6: a keeper.
Speaker 3: This is my guy, Christian.
Speaker 6: I regularly nap in my garbage truck on my break
Speaker 6: if I don't get a good night's sleep. Also, I'm
Speaker 6: not a morning person, but I start at five point
Speaker 6: fifteen am. Steven bomb Beach, Good morning, Steve. I had
Speaker 6: a nap getting a tattoo on the inside of my arm,
Speaker 6: lying down, arm out to rest, napped for a good
Speaker 6: hour whilst they did the tattoo. Morning to Sinter. Let's
Speaker 6: get some.
Speaker 13: Calls on good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you? Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 3: Do you have a nice weekend?
Speaker 6: To Ciner?
Speaker 1: I did, I did.
Speaker 13: I heard a quiet weekend. Didn't have to work, so that.
Speaker 1: Was always great.
Speaker 6: Now where have you napped?
Speaker 14: I napped at the Chelsea Heights Hotel.
Speaker 13: I'm the police officer and I was on the night
Speaker 13: shift and we popped in to see the manager there
Speaker 13: and I.
Speaker 12: Stepped down next to the pokeys on.
Speaker 13: A chair and I had a nap and on my
Speaker 13: partner took a photo to prove it.
Speaker 6: Wow, what are a reassuring sitement? I bet they're just
Speaker 6: deep undercover. That That's why I would tell people I
Speaker 6: was a SAP. I was just trying to suss out
Speaker 6: all the angles of this case.
Speaker 5: Gov.
Speaker 6: I get it. Long shifts you guys have to do,
Speaker 6: and thank you.
Speaker 3: Just send it. Thanks your story.
Speaker 2: Thanks morning morning, Christian.
Speaker 1: How are you.
Speaker 6: I'm good, Paul, welcome to the show. So where have
Speaker 6: your napt mate?
Speaker 1: I was napping in the car in Richmond whilst that
Speaker 1: was being penal BEATD.
Speaker 6: So loud, people with hammers slashing metal and you're inside
Speaker 6: all that clanging.
Speaker 3: This is incredible.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear much of it, but my friend did.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a great one, Paul. Thanks you story.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian, my husband, his best mate and I were in
Speaker 6: Barcelona decided to go to a last minute again to
Speaker 6: watch Barcelona play amazing atmosphere. At halftime, my husband woke
Speaker 6: us both up and made us leave because he was
Speaker 6: so embarrassed we've fallen asleep there. Now where Barcelona play
Speaker 6: in Barcelona is a beautiful mega stadium, similar sort of
Speaker 6: size to the g S one hundred thousand capacity. I
Speaker 6: don't know how anyone could fall seat. Those fans as well,
Speaker 6: are very very noisy. That's from Catherine Christian. At our
Speaker 6: wedding reception, I couldn't find my husband. After searching, I
Speaker 6: found him asleep on the couch in the bridle room.
Speaker 3: Danielle.
Speaker 6: I wondered where that was going. At least he was
Speaker 6: alone there, Christian. I fell asleep at the dentist. I
Speaker 6: worked there as a dental assistant. That's that little long
Speaker 6: mate they have just over your shoulder. They go.
Speaker 3: They just like doing the notes, aren't they.
Speaker 6: Occlusal L five Hello, that's great one, Stacy, Christian. I
Speaker 6: fell asleep in a job interview.
Speaker 3: You won't getting that job.
Speaker 6: You're not getting that job there, Christian.
Speaker 3: I fell asleep when I was a kid.
Speaker 6: My parents took me to a Joe Cocker concert and
Speaker 6: I fell asleep throughout most most of.
Speaker 3: It Shan good morning, Shanny.
Speaker 10: Good morning, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, welcome to show. So where did you fall
Speaker 3: to sleep?
Speaker 10: Actually wasn't me, It was my husband. He used to
Speaker 10: work at the so Now in Sydney and he finished
Speaker 10: work at about four in the morning and went to
Speaker 10: Central Station to catch the train home, which didn't leave
Speaker 10: till five, but fell asleep and woke up to a
Speaker 10: little old lady at ten o'clock saying excuse me, sir,
Speaker 10: are you okay? Because he was asleep on a park
Speaker 10: bench in his crown to son, are you're.
Speaker 1: Uniform?
Speaker 10: If you managed to sleep through the whole of.
Speaker 6: Peak hoursh you you're not one of those time laps things.
Speaker 6: Everyone just carrying out their frantic business around him.
Speaker 3: Sharne, thank you very much. The story. Let's go to Shona.
Speaker 6: Hello, Lorning morning.
Speaker 3: Now, what's your nap story for us?
Speaker 14: I fell asleep at Circus Maximum in Rome. We were
Speaker 14: camp camping. We were very tired and it's a beautiful
Speaker 14: day and I became the star attraction as I woke
Speaker 14: up to a coach load of tourists. Japanese is taking
Speaker 14: my photo.
Speaker 6: Wow, they probably thought you're part of the you know,
Speaker 6: you've got the Bearded Lady and the Sleeping Lady, one
Speaker 6: of these sort of the side shows, maxim.
Speaker 5: Exciting sleeping Lady.
Speaker 3: This won't gone crazy kind ever bearded one anymore. Apparently.
Speaker 14: No, my cartner said he should have charged tickets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so many of them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jenny.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Jenny, good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you very good?
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jenny, welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 15: I once fell asleep at a Stomp concert at the
Speaker 15: Palais in Saint Kilda about twenty two years ago.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. Now the clue is in the title.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of stomping around. They've got like the
Speaker 6: big hopnail boots on, they've got metallic bins and bin
Speaker 6: lids and they're cranking it. This is step.
Speaker 15: But I will blame the fact that I was pregnant
Speaker 15: with my first child. I was really tired and you know,
Speaker 15: well you won't know Christian, but Petsy may recall. In
Speaker 15: those first few months there are times where you just
Speaker 15: cannot keep your eyes open and.
Speaker 4: It trains the life out of you.
Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: Still stop.
Speaker 6: It's helped there with the guy called in you know,
Speaker 6: in this car's being paddlebean actually human painting. Can you
Speaker 6: know where they rock it around like that? Jenny, incredible story.
Speaker 6: Thanks according you mate, have a good day.
Speaker 12: Thank you, by bye.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast radio.
Speaker 6: Does not need any more Who do you do? We've
Speaker 6: all heard that sick of it people doing shabby impressions
Speaker 6: of Bert Newton. However, we found the new version of it. Okay,
Speaker 6: it's not the bastard offspring of who do you do?
Speaker 6: Is what do you do? We are having a show
Speaker 6: meeting after the show on Thursday. I know you're surprised
Speaker 6: where there is some thought, some thought that goes into
Speaker 6: the show. And Sarah Wait's on a show in the
Speaker 6: middle of nothing, just said I can do an impression
Speaker 6: of a car alarm. And I had low expectations because
Speaker 6: normally want says I.
Speaker 3: Can do impression on something. It's not very good.
Speaker 6: This is a human doing a car alarm.
Speaker 3: It somehow sounds more like.
Speaker 6: A car alarm than a car alarm. Put the two together,
Speaker 6: I know which one I'd want protecting my car. So
Speaker 6: on Friday show, we're asking you what do you do?
Speaker 6: Baby cheap sneezing? Apparently you know what this is it's
Speaker 6: good human tennis with a lady's mouth. Right, I told
Speaker 6: you not to put that on it, right, is it?
Speaker 6: Caitlin was bouncing up and down the spot. Friday went,
Speaker 6: listen someone, we've got someone online who can do like
Speaker 6: the sound of when you have to evacuate a building.
Speaker 3: She went, it's so spot on. You're going to have
Speaker 3: to say something.
Speaker 6: Go.
Speaker 3: This is a rehearsal. It's someone doing an impression.
Speaker 5: We've got a judio hits the citizens.
Speaker 6: Irresponsible. Not for you to say so, I hear that going.
Speaker 6: No one is fleeing a building. It was on the
Speaker 6: weakest impressions we had. All right, lines are open. Now
Speaker 6: Part two? What do you do your impressions of things?
Speaker 6: It can be animals, evacuation alarms, whatever it is you
Speaker 6: do impressions of things nine four one four one oh
Speaker 6: four three prizes for everyone who comes on there.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Good Morning Christian and Team. I fell to see while
Speaker 6: again in my back tattooed quite a big operation there.
Speaker 6: Someone was woken up and told us all done. I said,
Speaker 6: oh right, but you just started it. No, no, no,
Speaker 6: we've done your entire back you've been asleep fire almost
Speaker 6: two hours. I didn't actually believe that they don't anything.
Speaker 6: I thought it was a con had to view to
Speaker 6: be shot. That's from mel Okay, what do you do
Speaker 6: your impressions? Old things? It might be an animal a
Speaker 6: thing nine four one four one o four three. One
Speaker 6: of the best ones we had Friday was Marie, who
Speaker 6: did this truck noise, powerful radio. But you're kicking yourself
Speaker 6: if you missed that. Now Jack has been rehearsing, so
Speaker 6: I'm excited about this.
Speaker 5: I used to do a trumpet, not for anybody, but
Speaker 5: just in my own time, and this is something I
Speaker 5: haven't done for many, many years.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for bringing it back.
Speaker 5: I just went to rehearse it in the men's bathroom.
Speaker 5: Are you ready?
Speaker 7: Yep?
Speaker 3: And when the Saints go marching in.
Speaker 6: Yes, just now. I said to Jack, when is that?
Speaker 6: Rio said to him, is this a party treating? He goes, no, No,
Speaker 6: that's when I'm alone in the car somehow stranger. That
Speaker 6: is a good trumpet, though, but we still had it.
Speaker 6: Sat some glimmers there of the greatness. Uh Laurie, good morning,
Speaker 6: good morning, Christian morning, Lorry.
Speaker 3: So you're now off the toilet.
Speaker 6: I'm off the toilet. Yeah, but he was on the
Speaker 6: toilet quietly to cool up the show and just just
Speaker 6: on the toilet moment. Give me a minute or two
Speaker 6: and I'll.
Speaker 3: Be ready to do the impression. All right, Laurie, Off
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 1: I do well.
Speaker 6: You want to know what it is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do a whip sleeper, okay, Laura in your
Speaker 3: own time, A whipper snipper?
Speaker 6: Are you really.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a toilet, Laurie.
Speaker 6: This is the best one. This is a Hall of Famer, Lorry.
Speaker 3: That's incredible.
Speaker 6: I can even imagine that crappy little daddy long leaves plastic.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, l Can we.
Speaker 6: Have that one more time?
Speaker 11: This isn't cut the grass out the front and make
Speaker 11: that noise with people thought I had a weakness.
Speaker 3: Larry, Can we get it one more time? It's almost
Speaker 3: as good as chance trumpet.
Speaker 11: Here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the very good this Champagne Radio once more, Laurie,
Speaker 6: Thank you very much, best job in the world.
Speaker 3: Darryl, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: There you going.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Daryl. Now, what can you do for us?
Speaker 6: Darryl?
Speaker 15: So it's old style police, say, that's what I class
Speaker 15: it as.
Speaker 1: You want me to do it.
Speaker 6: I love it. I love all day. Here we go.
Speaker 6: That is very very good, Daryl, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Thanks Christian, have a good day for you mate.
Speaker 9: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 6: Let's cost Live to Philadelphia and our man there, E Rock.
Speaker 3: Are you there?
Speaker 1: Yes? I am. How are you?
Speaker 3: We're great? E Rock?
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show. So the super Bowl? Can Philadelphia
Speaker 6: do it? I know I've seen you stuff on Instagram.
Speaker 6: You are a mad one eyed Philadelphia Eagles super fan.
Speaker 3: I love the passion.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, can the Eagles do it? Absolutely do? I
Speaker 1: think the Kansas City Chiefs pose a great threat and
Speaker 1: are a great team and a great friendship with the
Speaker 1: referees sometimes. Absolutely. Listen, we saw it a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. You know, the Birds, you know, were one
Speaker 1: holding penalty short of beaten Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs
Speaker 1: once before. But I think it is time. This Eagles
Speaker 1: team has a nastier defense. They got the league's leading rusher,
Speaker 1: and we're all gearing up to get ready to have
Speaker 1: the biggest party on Broad Street after Sunday's game.
Speaker 6: Now, I remember quite a few years ago in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 6: when you last won it and the city just went feral.
Speaker 6: You just went mad because Eagles fans are knowing all
Speaker 6: over the world are being super fans.
Speaker 1: Plus yeah, well, let's make no bones about it. Other
Speaker 1: fans can say whatever they want. We are the craziest,
Speaker 1: most passionate, most energetic, most loyal fan base in the
Speaker 1: entire NFL. Heck, we're hoping all of Australia over there
Speaker 1: is going to be Eagles fans because we got one
Speaker 1: of your own. We got Jordan malt on our team.
Speaker 1: We're hoping to bring some Australian craziness with us. But
Speaker 1: absolutely we didn't know what it was like to win
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl. So we were climbing poles, setting off
Speaker 1: fireworks in the street, just partying. But it was all
Speaker 1: positive energy.
Speaker 6: Now you're right now, Australia, will we watch in this
Speaker 6: Super Bowl? Because often Australians than the nflur normally punters.
Speaker 6: You know that Brought is put on to kick the
Speaker 6: board as far as again his punted down the field.
Speaker 3: But obviously he's a key man.
Speaker 6: He's a left tackle, so this is a big.
Speaker 1: Role left tackle. To explain to people that don't know
Speaker 1: American football, left tackle has to be the biggest, baddest,
Speaker 1: meanest dude because their best pass rusher, which is the
Speaker 1: guy trying to in essence, murder your quarterback. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: most talented guy on their team is on the left
Speaker 1: side because that's the quarterback's blind side. He can't see
Speaker 1: him coming right. So Jordan Malatta, the pride of Australia
Speaker 1: right and on the Philadelphia Eagles Pro Bowl left tackle
Speaker 1: is in charge of protecting Jail and Hurts from getting
Speaker 1: absolutely obliterated out there.
Speaker 6: I was watching some of the footage and one of
Speaker 6: the commentators was, because he's a big dude, that's just
Speaker 6: like what six eight hundred and sixty hundred and seventy
Speaker 6: kilos and he was just popping these guys like pretzels.
Speaker 6: The commentators of the yet analysis just went, he's voting
Speaker 6: people in half.
Speaker 1: He really is. He's a massive human being. I've had
Speaker 1: the pleasure of meeting him a couple of times. I'm
Speaker 1: five foot six, exactly like you ever Steve Woods ventrilo
Speaker 1: quist with like a public dumbies like that, That's what
Speaker 1: I look like standing.
Speaker 6: Next thing and so have you?
Speaker 3: Have you fans taken to him?
Speaker 1: We love him. Not only is He an incredible athlete,
Speaker 1: an incredible player, and good at his job. Philadelphia is
Speaker 1: a tough city, right, we don't like everybody, but he
Speaker 1: has such a connection with the fans. Certain players have
Speaker 1: to be spokespeople for the team, right, they just have
Speaker 1: that outgoing personality they represent the organization. Well, Jordan Mulatta
Speaker 1: has slid into that player personality, media savvy. Like, it's
Speaker 1: so weird in Philadelphia to be like, here's our favorite
Speaker 1: eagle and he speaks with an Australian act, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's so wild, but he does. He's
Speaker 1: embraced the city, he's embraced the sports. What a story,
Speaker 1: nothing about the game and became unbelievable at it right
Speaker 1: here in Philly.
Speaker 6: It's an incredible sports story because he never picked up
Speaker 6: an American football until about twenty eighteen, and then he
Speaker 6: becomes a big star.
Speaker 1: It's almost what you want because a lot of these
Speaker 1: guys that have gone through pee wee football as a kid,
Speaker 1: in high school football, college football, it's almost like they
Speaker 1: learned bad habits. When if you get a massive six
Speaker 1: foot eight Aussie right in front of you that you
Speaker 1: know is athletic, that you know can truck dudes would
Speaker 1: run people over. From Australian rules that you know, rugby
Speaker 1: and everything like that, you almost have an unmolded piece
Speaker 1: of clay line.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Our offensive line coach, who's the best in the NFL, said, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take this raw talent and I'm going
Speaker 1: to teach him exactly everything I want him to do,
Speaker 1: the way I want him to do it, and how
Speaker 1: to do it. And he was open to learning, picked
Speaker 1: up on it, and boom becomes the best left tack
Speaker 1: in the National Football League.
Speaker 3: And what traff pick was he was? He was way
Speaker 3: way way down.
Speaker 1: He was a seventh round pick. A couple hundred people
Speaker 1: got picked. And uh, I think with him being from Australia,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, now, much like Major League Baseball
Speaker 1: and much like basketball, the eyes of shifted to international.
Speaker 1: Where can we find these diamonds in the rough? And
Speaker 1: we found our first big one right there.
Speaker 6: It means that, you know, obviously the game is later
Speaker 6: on this morning, Monday morning for ours because of the
Speaker 6: time difference. It means that every big Australian is now
Speaker 6: going to be watching the Super Bowl, going that's it.
Speaker 6: I'm heading to America. Get me an NFL team. I'm
Speaker 6: six sight, I'm I'm massive, I'm going to be a millionaire.
Speaker 3: Were's Titus Swift?
Speaker 1: Hey listen exactly, And if you're one of those people,
Speaker 1: I want you to call up Howie Roseman, who is
Speaker 1: our general manager. Don't talk to the New York Giants. Now,
Speaker 1: where's the what? They're terrible teams. You'll do nothing but lose.
Speaker 6: Now this I don't want to be the voice of
Speaker 6: doubt here. Okay, but what happens if you lose? What
Speaker 6: happens to that party? Five?
Speaker 3: If you lose? I hate to even say it.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, we have everyone's going to be drunk. I mean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because boos and losing go really well. They're really
Speaker 6: good partners, exactly.
Speaker 1: And if we lose the only thing I'll ask you
Speaker 1: guys to do, Pray for us, Pray for our city.
Speaker 6: Hope some prayers, Hope, some prayers, my friend erok, enjoy
Speaker 6: your super Bowl. Thanks for chatting to us.
Speaker 1: Mate, you got it, Take care of guys.
Speaker 2: Kristin O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Earlier on the show, we're asking you where have you Nats?
Speaker 6: Where have you've gone to sleep? David committed the cardinal crime.
Speaker 6: No man can ever do fall asleep during the birth
Speaker 6: of his first child. You've got one job, you said, awake.
Speaker 5: It can be a long old run though.
Speaker 6: Understand No, no, no, it's the one thing you must
Speaker 6: never do. After everything your partner's going through. You must
Speaker 6: witness that at least witness that.
Speaker 5: Nap during the labor, but not for the I was.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I haangle on for ages. Yeah, while she is
Speaker 6: our partner was getting a perdura lamand here I hero
Speaker 6: Dave decided to take a nap on the floor next
Speaker 6: to the bed while she rested, complete with me snoring.
Speaker 3: Underneath.
Speaker 6: All right, let's get into this two week's misheard lyrics.
Speaker 6: It's just another mishard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Everybody
Speaker 6: on the Christian o'connells show, we play back your mishurd
Speaker 6: lyrics that you send in every single day.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for everyone that does this as
Speaker 3: we play them back.
Speaker 6: If we don't agree with what you're hearing, if we're hearing,
Speaker 6: we do agree. And for the brilliant ones, come on
Speaker 6: in this Hall of Favor. Last week there were two
Speaker 6: hall of Famous one for Stephen for the hoot in
Speaker 6: the Blowfish song, hold my hand, I want to love you,
Speaker 6: the bear said, The bear said, I can.
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 6: Love you the best head the Bearingcket and Jordan had
Speaker 6: Rick Assie never going to give you up. We've known
Speaker 6: each other, false alarm, you known each other. Thank you
Speaker 6: very much. Craig's got this one from Atlanta Rhythm section.
Speaker 6: So into you original line when you walked into room,
Speaker 6: there was voodoo in the vibes.
Speaker 9: Room there was.
Speaker 3: Now amine.
Speaker 6: Craig is here, and when you walked in there was
Speaker 6: doo doo in your thighs.
Speaker 1: You room.
Speaker 6: There was.
Speaker 3: I mean, it is there. It's it's not great, but
Speaker 3: it is there.
Speaker 6: That's the Savage Garden to the Moon and back. She's
Speaker 6: taken her time making up the reasons. She's taking down
Speaker 6: reason or is it she's taking her time picking up
Speaker 6: the raisins just taken, Jim, the reason really just taken?
Speaker 6: Chime the reason not enough, not enough? Sorry. David has
Speaker 6: got creed. My sacrifice, my sacrifice a mass or is
Speaker 6: it my sack of rice? A massa massa massa nah?
Speaker 6: Alice Metcalf has got credit house fall at your feet
Speaker 6: whenever I fall at your feet never job or is
Speaker 6: it whenever I fall anchovyver?
Speaker 3: There we found it.
Speaker 6: We found today's Hall of Fame, a well done Alice
Speaker 6: Metcalfe Hall of Fame, the credit House whenever I fall
Speaker 6: athby Alice, well done, Thank you very much. And this
Speaker 6: is a second go from you.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, is this another Sam Smith?
Speaker 3: Sam Smith my oasis?
Speaker 5: That's me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right?
Speaker 6: So original line my, oh my, oh my oasis?
Speaker 3: And then what do you miss him in jo?
Speaker 5: How I didn't hear it? Then? I was hearing my
Speaker 5: oh my, oh my office.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 5: Maybe you guys have got a different version too. I
Speaker 5: listened to at home. Yeah, yeah, that's really clear what
Speaker 5: he's saying there. Yeah, very got one more next week,
Speaker 5: give me a third title.
Speaker 6: Okay, I will, I will if you do one more
Speaker 6: blast on the trumpet. There you go, Thank you.
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: All right, time waste They make a movie American up
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Speaker 6: It's not that it still exists, it's that it was
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Speaker 6: This story about the Brian Adams show over the weekend
Speaker 6: of Perth being canceled, not delayed, no show because of
Speaker 6: one of these They're called fat birds, aren't they?
Speaker 3: And what are they?
Speaker 6: They're like matter, grease, wockage of what though?
Speaker 5: I think it's like grease. The newspaper said, grease, rags
Speaker 5: and fat.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Fat.
Speaker 5: They been trying to flush down the toilets. I don't know,
Speaker 5: so maybe it's a dietary thing.
Speaker 6: And then I want, then you can't use the toilets anymore.
Speaker 6: It literally clogs up so nothing gets flushed away.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all the pipes are clogged. There was actually photos
Speaker 8: of sewage bubbling up through the grate.
Speaker 6: So do we think he even did the sound check?
Speaker 6: Imagine he's like getting ready for it and then they
Speaker 6: go into his green room like we've got have you
Speaker 6: smelled that can you who has done that?
Speaker 2: Brian.
Speaker 3: We're got to get you out of here right now.
Speaker 6: It's flooding with basically perf people's boot We need to
Speaker 6: flee the scene right now. It's an insane reason why
Speaker 6: show I had to be canceled.
Speaker 5: So all the audience is all outside riding up waiting
Speaker 5: to get in, and they're being told to not go
Speaker 5: or make contact with any pulled water in the area.
Speaker 6: Who's washing their face in it? Anyway? He stop that
Speaker 6: people at Perth stop bathing in the pooey fatburg water.
Speaker 6: So tomorrow on the show, what incredible story about why
Speaker 6: a show was canceled?
Speaker 3: Tomorrow?
Speaker 6: We're looking for you amazing stories and strange reasons why
Speaker 6: something was canceled. It might be a wedding, a party,
Speaker 6: a birthday party, but they're more interesting, weird and unusual
Speaker 6: the reasons why it was canceled. That's what we're looking
Speaker 6: for tomorrow. You can email me today. We'll get you
Speaker 6: on tomorrow's show. Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 6: Thanks for listening. We're back tomorrow. Huggey's on the way.
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