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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Patsy, how was your weekend?

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Speaker 4: Good morning, had a great weekend? Hey boys, welcome back.

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Speaker 5: Check. Good to see you guys.

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Speaker 4: We missed you on Friday.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, por chair was a very well Thursday.

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Speaker 4: Oh what happened?

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Speaker 3: Well, he's given me in video surreo.

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Speaker 6: I would say far too much detailed, but I didn't

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Speaker 6: need to know what I'm preparing for the show about

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Speaker 6: his violent diarrhea. Diarrhea is in itself explosive. No one

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Speaker 6: has mild meandering squits. Okay, it's back. What do you

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Speaker 6: do quit?

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Speaker 4: Did you eat something off?

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Speaker 6: What was? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Did you ending here as well? Partly Sarah your wife

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Speaker 5: Christian partly to blame.

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Speaker 6: Why no, not really, I mean anyone should know you

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Speaker 6: don't keep check outside with fridge for six hours.

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Speaker 5: I went to dinner with their ecconoms on Wednesday night

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Speaker 5: and I was saying before the show, I know I

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Speaker 5: have to eat because you've got to fuel up, but

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Speaker 5: I never feel like eating some trying to force down

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Speaker 5: scrambled eg. She says, you know what you do, just

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Speaker 5: put a bit of chicken and avocado in a tuppleware

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Speaker 5: container to take it to work eat it after the show,

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Speaker 5: and so I did that Thursday morning, but I didn't

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Speaker 5: refrigerate it. So from five am till nine when we

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Speaker 5: went off air, it was in my backpack and chicken

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Speaker 5: has been out for six.

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Speaker 4: Hours stirring away in there.

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Speaker 6: I mean, you don't need to do basic home economics

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Speaker 6: at school to know it goes bad.

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Speaker 5: Once it was cooked. He kind of protected it.

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Speaker 6: No, No, even Rio kind of he eats things off

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Speaker 6: the floor.

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Speaker 5: Well, oh that's awful, And even he thought that that.

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Speaker 3: Was how quickly from nine o'clock you nibbling the chicken.

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Speaker 5: So the chicken tasted fine at the time, and I

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Speaker 5: felt final day. Then at seven pm it came knocking

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Speaker 5: on the It.

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Speaker 6: Doesn't knock at the door, it blows the doors wide open.

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Speaker 6: It actually breaks the doors wide open.

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Speaker 5: Because I was flying out Friday morning and I took

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Speaker 5: the show off, and so I was very excited to

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Speaker 5: go away for this long weekend, and I was like,

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Speaker 5: I can't go. There's no way I can get on.

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Speaker 3: A flight safely tomorrow. More violent action.

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Speaker 5: They let you sit on the toilet the whole flight.

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Speaker 4: You can take stuff for it, you know, plug it up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, emodium, but you want to.

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Speaker 6: So you need to get out of your body.

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Speaker 5: I was always told that not to take that stuff

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Speaker 5: because then whatever it's trying to get out of your system,

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Speaker 5: it gets plugged up in there. But don't worry it all.

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Speaker 5: The show was over by nine pm on Thursday night.

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Speaker 3: It's no more, kind of very rapid, sort of colonic.

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Speaker 5: Basically, yes, basically by Friday morning, I was I was

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Speaker 5: about fresh. Yeah, it was intense.

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Speaker 3: Violence.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Perhaps all weekends, all the news is pointing to your

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Speaker 6: neckro Whoods, Wabee and the big local elections obviously in

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Speaker 6: Paran as well, but Weerabee seemed to be where everybody was.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been such a strong held labor seat for

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Speaker 4: decades and.

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Speaker 3: Trump's taken it now.

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Speaker 6: Now he's got the Now he wants to gass a

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Speaker 6: strip and you're going to go, what else is like.

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Speaker 3: That in the world. There's a place.

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Speaker 6: To build a giant mall there. The mall of gas

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Speaker 6: are now the mall of Murby.

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Speaker 4: I've obviously been voting for a number of years now,

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Speaker 4: but I've never seen a campaign as.

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Speaker 6: In around the would have record turnout.

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Speaker 4: It was amazing. It was great. Actually, I love living

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Speaker 4: in a democracy where people can have their say and

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Speaker 4: people are willing to vote. I think that regardless of

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Speaker 4: whatever result, whether it's your way, my way, whatever way,

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Speaker 4: I just think it's great that people are we I

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Speaker 6: Great what it does where you really have to go vote.

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Speaker 6: In England, they don't do that and they should. And

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Speaker 6: then everyone moaned about what happened bricks, yeah right, and

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Speaker 6: people young people just moaned about it, but they didn't

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Speaker 6: go and vote exactly. So that's what happens. You don't everyone,

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Speaker 6: And it's a privilege to have a.

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Speaker 4: Democracy, is yeah, make you vote.

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Speaker 6: So what was it like because there's all the news,

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Speaker 6: it's like chaos full on.

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Speaker 4: It was so full on. So the premiere was at

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Speaker 4: a local school, like just a couple of blocks away

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Speaker 4: from us at Iramu. But we just went to the

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Speaker 4: local scout hall. We sort of thought, where is going

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Speaker 4: to be the least busiest, busiest polling booth. We'll just

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Speaker 4: go down to this little scout hall. But it was

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Speaker 4: like it was sad like nothing I've ever seen. So

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Speaker 4: I've done like political rounds and court rounds and stuff

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Speaker 4: over the years in journalism and you know you're in

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Speaker 4: that scrum when people come out of court and you've

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Speaker 4: you know, got the microphone in their face. I've been

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Speaker 4: in a lot of those situations, but nothing compared to this.

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Speaker 4: You know how they have all the party representatives outside

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Speaker 4: the polling booth giving you forms and saying hey, vote

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Speaker 4: means or vote again Liberal.

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Speaker 3: That's illegal in the UK. Yeah, I think I want

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Speaker 3: you step with it.

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Speaker 6: It's like I think it's five hundred meters of that

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Speaker 6: era and you're not allowed to be persuading anybody in

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Speaker 6: respect that. It's like a sanctity. No here, I didn't know.

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Speaker 6: That's just the first year we're allowed to vote because

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Speaker 6: obviously became citizens last year.

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Speaker 3: So we're so right up until like going in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, going in and I reckon New Zealand also is

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Speaker 4: onto something because they have barred it, And it was

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Speaker 4: just like it was really.

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Speaker 6: Onto something because they have bid it no, while the

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Speaker 6: rest of it were like one hundred years ago and seoan.

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Speaker 4: But it was full on like everyone. But it was

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Speaker 4: good that all the parties were represented so they all

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Speaker 4: had an equal go at you, I guess. But it

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Speaker 4: was just really confronting, and it was like getting through

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Speaker 4: a game of squid.

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Speaker 7: This is crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw the news and it was, like you said,

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Speaker 3: it was like a scrum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 4: It was at least I reckon, at least like twelve

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Speaker 4: or fifteen reps. But it was almost like going to

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Speaker 4: an AFL game, and you know, like the liberals as

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Speaker 4: we walked past the Liberals.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they've been in too long. Come on now, barricon

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Speaker 6: out loud, full on.

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Speaker 4: It was so full on. We were having a chuckle

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Speaker 4: about it. But it was very, very in your face,

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Speaker 4: but too close to call.

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Speaker 6: Did you get a free snack for the local elections

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Speaker 6: or was it just.

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Speaker 4: A big there was no democracy sausage. Yeah, I know

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Speaker 4: what's going on with that.

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Speaker 5: And it's the true that some places the polling was

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Speaker 5: still going at one o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, the centers closed at six. They might have

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Speaker 4: been counting, but no, the polling booths closed at six.

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Speaker 6: Oh thanks for that.

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Speaker 3: Jack's scaring us. And that one asked to follow U

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Speaker 3: about a roof collapse.

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Speaker 6: In the roof collapse, he told us that a roof collapse, please,

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Speaker 8: Some notes Apparently it was described as a dog's breakfast

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Speaker 8: and it was a leaky air conditioning unit and an

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 8: Wrong ballots was sent to the polling booth and an

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Speaker 8: election official was urging people to vote liberal.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and has been got in hot water over that.

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Speaker 8: Naughty, naughty, naughty, So like not one of the party representative.

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Speaker 3: Election vote liberal.

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Speaker 6: You have to be kidding. I thought that the one

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Speaker 6: thing you want to be it is just independent.

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Speaker 5: It's very important that they're neutral.

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Speaker 6: Sure, you don't want to change about that.

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Speaker 6: Last week, I had to ask pats if she could

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Speaker 6: ask Chris, her husband the word we love God, who

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Speaker 6: works at office works, if he could recommend a new

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Speaker 6: basic home printer to me and thanks for discount as well.

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Speaker 6: There was none, so I got the did you I

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Speaker 6: got the I got the one that he recommended, Patsy,

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Speaker 6: and it was it's a great one. This is one

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Speaker 6: of these ones took away you commissioned on that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I think.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he and he recommends this one right where you

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Speaker 6: buy these cartridges now and you feed it to the

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Speaker 5: It out yes, we've got that. Yes, it's not the cartridges. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: the pre pre fielled cartridges. You get a little tube and.

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Speaker 3: You up pleasing to use.

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Speaker 6: You screwed it in and then it's too and he

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Speaker 6: That bit really easy to use, right.

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Speaker 5: And it does that kind of ink glass a lot longer.

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Speaker 6: Than the cheap However, though, whatever printer you get, the

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Speaker 6: hell is getting it on that land local area Wi Fi?

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Speaker 6: Why is it still so component when you can go

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Speaker 6: to any room now any in the world, hotel and Airbnb?

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Speaker 3: What's the past code? I put up my phone. We're

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Speaker 3: on the network.

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Speaker 6: You can get on the network and you can do

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Speaker 6: anything but flights, everything on your phones.

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Speaker 3: What is it about the home printer?

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Speaker 6: It doesn't work an hour yesterday an hour an hour.

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Speaker 5: That's good troubleshooting, you know that.

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Speaker 6: And also you don't have to get out awful fold

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Speaker 6: out orogarmy thing with ninety seven languages, am I D

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Speaker 6: And then it's like what fon?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 6: No human can read this? And then I don't know

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Speaker 6: to do the trouble shooting thing.

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Speaker 3: That goes Watch the YouTube video of twenty minutes.

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Speaker 5: Like I'm all and there is one hundred options on

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Speaker 5: the printer that you will never use. Why do you

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Speaker 5: cycle through twenty of them to get to the Wi Fi?

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Speaker 5: Which is the only I said?

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Speaker 6: I said to Chris, I just want to basic one

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Speaker 6: that prints. I do I need to It's got a

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Speaker 6: photo copy. Now it's got a who is photo copy?

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Speaker 5: Who am I making copies for?

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Speaker 6: I'm running a business here.

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Speaker 6: Would any of us describes the Souf as morning people?

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Speaker 6: I get asked this a lot. So you just like

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Speaker 6: a morning person, That's why you can speak this time

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Speaker 6: of the day. I would not discribe myself as a

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Speaker 6: morning person. This is just when the alarm goes off

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Speaker 6: and the mortgage needs to be paid. This is the

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Speaker 6: hours of the job. Are you a morning person, Pats?

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Speaker 4: I used to think I was, But as I get older,

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking no, I'm not.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, as we get older, we're meant to wake

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Speaker 5: up earlier and earlier.

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Speaker 4: Oh there's no crankiness some always, but that's what a

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Speaker 6: I'm not a morning person, but nine four one four

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Speaker 11: I am absolutely not a morning person, and I'm crazy

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Speaker 6: Good morning. Not a morning person, but I'm not a

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Speaker 4: Come on?

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Speaker 3: No, they guilt trip you. They're outside the door pining

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Speaker 13: Like Claire, I'm absolutely not a morning person, but I'm

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Speaker 6: Person, whereas now you're you're your tomb about your Your

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Speaker 2: All right, Thanks you cool, Christian Coddle Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: The next day of the show, I want to try

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Speaker 6: end of Friday show and I've got it here, Christian napping? Well,

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Speaker 3: Anonymous, Where did you touch?

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Speaker 6: You saw us? Once?

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Speaker 3: Chris felt, let us see someone in America?

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Speaker 14: Wore.

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Speaker 6: Those are the best naps, aren't they?

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Speaker 3: They take it go.

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Speaker 6: I can't, I can't, you can't resist.

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Speaker 6: public space right now. But the sleep, the sleep mistress,

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Speaker 6: she takes you, the meuse takes you away. They say

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Speaker 6: you're sort of drowning in honey. I always think the

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Speaker 6: it's that thick honey, melassic sleep.

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Speaker 3: I can't, but I must stay. Oh, I feel so

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Speaker 3: tasty and sweet.

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Speaker 6: Rest Christian. When I was this from David. When I

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Speaker 6: was an apprentice garden, I was working at Yarra Park

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Speaker 6: fixing the parking areas outside the MCG. I decided to

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Speaker 6: have a little dose in a wheelbow whilst having a

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Speaker 6: break during the day. That is a perfect recliner, isn't

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Speaker 6: it if you're a gardener? A wheelbarrow A great idea, Beverly.

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Speaker 6: I fell asleep at the hair dresses getting my hair washed.

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Speaker 6: Worke up after about fifteen minutes to a round of applause.

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Speaker 6: I bet it was when they do that head massage. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Christian strom Adam. I fell asleep had a nap leaning

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Speaker 6: on an old Japanese man at a shopping center and

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Speaker 6: a soaka just the other day. I woke up when

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Speaker 6: I dropped my phone on the floor. The clattering alerted me.

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Speaker 6: He got up and nodded nicely and politely.

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Speaker 3: I reckon. I was out for about five or ten.

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Speaker 5: Minutes, so as the Japanese man just sitting there politely

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Speaker 5: going wow, I'm this man's pillow, so I have to

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Speaker 5: stay in wait.

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Speaker 6: You know what, you know? You hear these stories about

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Speaker 6: how polite Championese people are Maybe they have people that

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Speaker 6: are human pillars, you know, maybe they're napping stations where

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Speaker 6: it's like a human shoulder to nap on. Alex Christian

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Speaker 6: no Lai at a WWE concert in a rod labor

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Speaker 6: arena with thousands of people around me, yelling. I got

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Speaker 6: dragged awight by a mate who said, come on, wake up,

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Speaker 6: all right? Where have you napped?

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast, You're trying.

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Speaker 6: To form a nap map. Where have you nodded off?

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Speaker 6: Where have you fallen asleep? On nine four one four,

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Speaker 6: one oh four three. Good morning to David Christian. I

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Speaker 6: fell asleep er on the first Avatar film at.

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Speaker 5: The or some m It was a long yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Bet there was a daytime showing. Very easy to fall

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Speaker 6: asleep during daytime showing the movies. Christian Joel here one

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Speaker 6: time worker was so tired and napped in a roof cavity,

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Speaker 6: didn't wake up until over two hours later.

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Speaker 3: Bliss, don't it bliss?

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Speaker 6: You a little Puck's attorney fell at work there emerging

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Speaker 6: from you a litle wookie hole. Jamie Morning Krishna once went

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Speaker 6: for an hour massage and Paquette fell asleep for three hours.

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Speaker 3: They just left me to sleep.

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Speaker 6: That's the best, the best.

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Speaker 3: The sleep takes us when it's like that, it takes.

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Speaker 6: Us somewhere, Jamie, very funny, Sonya, Christian. My husband tends

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Speaker 6: to fall asleep, get this when he's donating blood, which

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Speaker 6: sometimes caused the needle to come flying out and blood

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Speaker 6: starts to go everywhere. He also fell asleep in the

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Speaker 6: middle of an online conversation when we first met. There's

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Speaker 6: a keeper.

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Speaker 3: This is my guy, Christian.

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Speaker 6: I regularly nap in my garbage truck on my break

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Speaker 6: if I don't get a good night's sleep. Also, I'm

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Speaker 6: not a morning person, but I start at five point

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Speaker 6: fifteen am. Steven bomb Beach, Good morning, Steve. I had

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Speaker 6: a nap getting a tattoo on the inside of my arm,

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Speaker 6: lying down, arm out to rest, napped for a good

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Speaker 6: hour whilst they did the tattoo. Morning to Sinter. Let's

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Speaker 6: get some.

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Speaker 13: Calls on good morning.

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Speaker 6: How are you? Yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a nice weekend?

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Speaker 6: To Ciner?

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Speaker 1: I did, I did.

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Speaker 13: I heard a quiet weekend. Didn't have to work, so that.

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Speaker 1: Was always great.

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Speaker 6: Now where have you napped?

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Speaker 14: I napped at the Chelsea Heights Hotel.

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Speaker 13: I'm the police officer and I was on the night

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Speaker 13: shift and we popped in to see the manager there

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Speaker 13: and I.

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Speaker 12: Stepped down next to the pokeys on.

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Speaker 13: A chair and I had a nap and on my

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Speaker 13: partner took a photo to prove it.

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Speaker 6: Wow, what are a reassuring sitement? I bet they're just

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Speaker 6: deep undercover. That That's why I would tell people I

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Speaker 6: was a SAP. I was just trying to suss out

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Speaker 6: all the angles of this case.

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Speaker 5: Gov.

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Speaker 6: I get it. Long shifts you guys have to do,

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Speaker 6: and thank you.

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Speaker 3: Just send it. Thanks your story.

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Speaker 2: Thanks morning morning, Christian.

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Speaker 1: How are you.

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Speaker 6: I'm good, Paul, welcome to the show. So where have

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Speaker 6: your napt mate?

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Speaker 1: I was napping in the car in Richmond whilst that

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Speaker 1: was being penal BEATD.

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Speaker 6: So loud, people with hammers slashing metal and you're inside

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Speaker 6: all that clanging.

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Speaker 3: This is incredible.

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Speaker 2: I didn't hear much of it, but my friend did.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's a great one, Paul. Thanks you story.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian, my husband, his best mate and I were in

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Speaker 6: Barcelona decided to go to a last minute again to

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Speaker 6: watch Barcelona play amazing atmosphere. At halftime, my husband woke

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Speaker 6: us both up and made us leave because he was

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Speaker 6: so embarrassed we've fallen asleep there. Now where Barcelona play

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Speaker 6: in Barcelona is a beautiful mega stadium, similar sort of

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Speaker 6: size to the g S one hundred thousand capacity. I

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Speaker 6: don't know how anyone could fall seat. Those fans as well,

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Speaker 6: are very very noisy. That's from Catherine Christian. At our

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Speaker 6: wedding reception, I couldn't find my husband. After searching, I

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Speaker 6: found him asleep on the couch in the bridle room.

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Speaker 3: Danielle.

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Speaker 6: I wondered where that was going. At least he was

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Speaker 6: alone there, Christian. I fell asleep at the dentist. I

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Speaker 6: worked there as a dental assistant. That's that little long

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Speaker 6: mate they have just over your shoulder. They go.

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Speaker 3: They just like doing the notes, aren't they.

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Speaker 6: Occlusal L five Hello, that's great one, Stacy, Christian. I

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Speaker 6: fell asleep in a job interview.

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Speaker 3: You won't getting that job.

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Speaker 6: You're not getting that job there, Christian.

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Speaker 3: I fell asleep when I was a kid.

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Speaker 6: My parents took me to a Joe Cocker concert and

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Speaker 6: I fell asleep throughout most most of.

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Speaker 3: It Shan good morning, Shanny.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good, welcome to show. So where did you fall

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Speaker 3: to sleep?

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Speaker 10: Actually wasn't me, It was my husband. He used to

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Speaker 10: work at the so Now in Sydney and he finished

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Speaker 10: work at about four in the morning and went to

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Speaker 10: Central Station to catch the train home, which didn't leave

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Speaker 10: till five, but fell asleep and woke up to a

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Speaker 10: little old lady at ten o'clock saying excuse me, sir,

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Speaker 10: are you okay? Because he was asleep on a park

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Speaker 10: bench in his crown to son, are you're.

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Speaker 1: Uniform?

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Speaker 10: If you managed to sleep through the whole of.

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Speaker 6: Peak hoursh you you're not one of those time laps things.

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Speaker 6: Everyone just carrying out their frantic business around him.

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Speaker 3: Sharne, thank you very much. The story. Let's go to Shona.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Lorning morning.

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Speaker 3: Now, what's your nap story for us?

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Speaker 14: I fell asleep at Circus Maximum in Rome. We were

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Speaker 14: camp camping. We were very tired and it's a beautiful

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Speaker 14: day and I became the star attraction as I woke

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Speaker 14: up to a coach load of tourists. Japanese is taking

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Speaker 14: my photo.

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Speaker 6: Wow, they probably thought you're part of the you know,

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Speaker 6: you've got the Bearded Lady and the Sleeping Lady, one

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Speaker 6: of these sort of the side shows, maxim.

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Speaker 5: Exciting sleeping Lady.

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Speaker 3: This won't gone crazy kind ever bearded one anymore. Apparently.

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Speaker 14: No, my cartner said he should have charged tickets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so many of them.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Jenny.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Jenny, good morning.

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Speaker 2: How are you very good?

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Jenny, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 12: Thank you.

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Speaker 15: I once fell asleep at a Stomp concert at the

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Speaker 15: Palais in Saint Kilda about twenty two years ago.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god. Now the clue is in the title.

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Speaker 6: There's a lot of stomping around. They've got like the

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Speaker 6: big hopnail boots on, they've got metallic bins and bin

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Speaker 6: lids and they're cranking it. This is step.

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Speaker 15: But I will blame the fact that I was pregnant

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Speaker 15: with my first child. I was really tired and you know,

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Speaker 15: well you won't know Christian, but Petsy may recall. In

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Speaker 15: those first few months there are times where you just

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Speaker 15: cannot keep your eyes open and.

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Speaker 4: It trains the life out of you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Still stop.

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Speaker 6: It's helped there with the guy called in you know,

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Speaker 6: in this car's being paddlebean actually human painting. Can you

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Speaker 6: know where they rock it around like that? Jenny, incredible story.

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Speaker 6: Thanks according you mate, have a good day.

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Speaker 12: Thank you, by bye.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast radio.

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Speaker 6: Does not need any more Who do you do? We've

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Speaker 6: all heard that sick of it people doing shabby impressions

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Speaker 6: of Bert Newton. However, we found the new version of it. Okay,

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Speaker 6: it's not the bastard offspring of who do you do?

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Speaker 6: Is what do you do? We are having a show

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Speaker 6: meeting after the show on Thursday. I know you're surprised

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Speaker 6: where there is some thought, some thought that goes into

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Speaker 6: the show. And Sarah Wait's on a show in the

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Speaker 6: middle of nothing, just said I can do an impression

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Speaker 6: of a car alarm. And I had low expectations because

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Speaker 6: normally want says I.

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Speaker 3: Can do impression on something. It's not very good.

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Speaker 6: This is a human doing a car alarm.

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Speaker 3: It somehow sounds more like.

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Speaker 6: A car alarm than a car alarm. Put the two together,

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Speaker 6: I know which one I'd want protecting my car. So

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Speaker 6: on Friday show, we're asking you what do you do?

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Speaker 6: Baby cheap sneezing? Apparently you know what this is it's

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Speaker 6: good human tennis with a lady's mouth. Right, I told

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Speaker 6: you not to put that on it, right, is it?

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Speaker 6: Caitlin was bouncing up and down the spot. Friday went,

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Speaker 6: listen someone, we've got someone online who can do like

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Speaker 6: the sound of when you have to evacuate a building.

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Speaker 3: She went, it's so spot on. You're going to have

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Speaker 3: to say something.

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Speaker 6: Go.

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Speaker 3: This is a rehearsal. It's someone doing an impression.

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Speaker 5: We've got a judio hits the citizens.

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Speaker 6: Irresponsible. Not for you to say so, I hear that going.

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Speaker 6: No one is fleeing a building. It was on the

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Speaker 6: weakest impressions we had. All right, lines are open. Now

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Speaker 6: Part two? What do you do your impressions of things?

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Speaker 6: It can be animals, evacuation alarms, whatever it is you

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Speaker 6: do impressions of things nine four one four one oh

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Speaker 6: four three prizes for everyone who comes on there.

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Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Good Morning Christian and Team. I fell to see while

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Speaker 6: again in my back tattooed quite a big operation there.

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Speaker 6: Someone was woken up and told us all done. I said,

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Speaker 6: oh right, but you just started it. No, no, no,

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Speaker 6: we've done your entire back you've been asleep fire almost

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Speaker 6: two hours. I didn't actually believe that they don't anything.

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Speaker 6: I thought it was a con had to view to

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Speaker 6: be shot. That's from mel Okay, what do you do

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Speaker 6: your impressions? Old things? It might be an animal a

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Speaker 6: thing nine four one four one o four three. One

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Speaker 6: of the best ones we had Friday was Marie, who

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Speaker 6: did this truck noise, powerful radio. But you're kicking yourself

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Speaker 6: if you missed that. Now Jack has been rehearsing, so

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Speaker 6: I'm excited about this.

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Speaker 5: I used to do a trumpet, not for anybody, but

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Speaker 5: just in my own time, and this is something I

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Speaker 5: haven't done for many, many years.

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Speaker 3: Well, thank you for bringing it back.

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Speaker 5: I just went to rehearse it in the men's bathroom.

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Speaker 5: Are you ready?

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Speaker 7: Yep?

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Speaker 3: And when the Saints go marching in.

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Speaker 6: Yes, just now. I said to Jack, when is that?

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Speaker 6: Rio said to him, is this a party treating? He goes, no, No,

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Speaker 6: that's when I'm alone in the car somehow stranger. That

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Speaker 6: is a good trumpet, though, but we still had it.

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Speaker 6: Sat some glimmers there of the greatness. Uh Laurie, good morning,

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Speaker 6: good morning, Christian morning, Lorry.

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Speaker 3: So you're now off the toilet.

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Speaker 6: I'm off the toilet. Yeah, but he was on the

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Speaker 6: toilet quietly to cool up the show and just just

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Speaker 6: on the toilet moment. Give me a minute or two

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Speaker 6: and I'll.

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Speaker 3: Be ready to do the impression. All right, Laurie, Off

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Speaker 3: you go.

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Speaker 1: I do well.

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Speaker 6: You want to know what it is?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do a whip sleeper, okay, Laura in your

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Speaker 3: own time, A whipper snipper?

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Speaker 6: Are you really.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was a toilet, Laurie.

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Speaker 6: This is the best one. This is a Hall of Famer, Lorry.

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Speaker 3: That's incredible.

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Speaker 6: I can even imagine that crappy little daddy long leaves plastic.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, l Can we.

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Speaker 6: Have that one more time?

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Speaker 11: This isn't cut the grass out the front and make

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Speaker 11: that noise with people thought I had a weakness.

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Speaker 3: Larry, Can we get it one more time? It's almost

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Speaker 3: as good as chance trumpet.

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Speaker 11: Here.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the very good this Champagne Radio once more, Laurie,

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Speaker 6: Thank you very much, best job in the world.

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Speaker 3: Darryl, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: There you going.

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Speaker 3: I'm good, Daryl. Now, what can you do for us?

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Speaker 6: Darryl?

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Speaker 15: So it's old style police, say, that's what I class

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Speaker 15: it as.

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Speaker 1: You want me to do it.

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Speaker 6: I love it. I love all day. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: That is very very good, Daryl, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Christian, have a good day for you mate.

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Speaker 9: The Christian o'connal show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Let's cost Live to Philadelphia and our man there, E Rock.

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Speaker 3: Are you there?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I am. How are you?

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Speaker 3: We're great? E Rock?

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the show. So the super Bowl? Can Philadelphia

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Speaker 6: do it? I know I've seen you stuff on Instagram.

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Speaker 6: You are a mad one eyed Philadelphia Eagles super fan.

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Speaker 3: I love the passion.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, can the Eagles do it? Absolutely do? I

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Speaker 1: think the Kansas City Chiefs pose a great threat and

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Speaker 1: are a great team and a great friendship with the

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Speaker 1: referees sometimes. Absolutely. Listen, we saw it a couple of

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Speaker 1: years ago. You know, the Birds, you know, were one

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Speaker 1: holding penalty short of beaten Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs

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Speaker 1: once before. But I think it is time. This Eagles

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Speaker 1: team has a nastier defense. They got the league's leading rusher,

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Speaker 1: and we're all gearing up to get ready to have

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Speaker 1: the biggest party on Broad Street after Sunday's game.

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Speaker 6: Now, I remember quite a few years ago in twenty eighteen,

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Speaker 6: when you last won it and the city just went feral.

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Speaker 6: You just went mad because Eagles fans are knowing all

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Speaker 6: over the world are being super fans.

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Speaker 1: Plus yeah, well, let's make no bones about it. Other

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Speaker 1: fans can say whatever they want. We are the craziest,

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Speaker 1: most passionate, most energetic, most loyal fan base in the

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Speaker 1: entire NFL. Heck, we're hoping all of Australia over there

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Speaker 1: is going to be Eagles fans because we got one

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Speaker 1: of your own. We got Jordan malt on our team.

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Speaker 1: We're hoping to bring some Australian craziness with us. But

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Speaker 1: absolutely we didn't know what it was like to win

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Speaker 1: a Super Bowl. So we were climbing poles, setting off

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Speaker 1: fireworks in the street, just partying. But it was all

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Speaker 1: positive energy.

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Speaker 6: Now you're right now, Australia, will we watch in this

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Speaker 6: Super Bowl? Because often Australians than the nflur normally punters.

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Speaker 6: You know that Brought is put on to kick the

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Speaker 6: board as far as again his punted down the field.

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Speaker 3: But obviously he's a key man.

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Speaker 6: He's a left tackle, so this is a big.

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Speaker 1: Role left tackle. To explain to people that don't know

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Speaker 1: American football, left tackle has to be the biggest, baddest,

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Speaker 1: meanest dude because their best pass rusher, which is the

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Speaker 1: guy trying to in essence, murder your quarterback. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: most talented guy on their team is on the left

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Speaker 1: side because that's the quarterback's blind side. He can't see

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Speaker 1: him coming right. So Jordan Malatta, the pride of Australia

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Speaker 1: right and on the Philadelphia Eagles Pro Bowl left tackle

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Speaker 1: is in charge of protecting Jail and Hurts from getting

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Speaker 1: absolutely obliterated out there.

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Speaker 6: I was watching some of the footage and one of

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Speaker 6: the commentators was, because he's a big dude, that's just

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Speaker 6: like what six eight hundred and sixty hundred and seventy

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Speaker 6: kilos and he was just popping these guys like pretzels.

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Speaker 6: The commentators of the yet analysis just went, he's voting

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Speaker 6: people in half.

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Speaker 1: He really is. He's a massive human being. I've had

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Speaker 1: the pleasure of meeting him a couple of times. I'm

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Speaker 1: five foot six, exactly like you ever Steve Woods ventrilo

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Speaker 1: quist with like a public dumbies like that, That's what

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Speaker 1: I look like standing.

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Speaker 6: Next thing and so have you?

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Speaker 3: Have you fans taken to him?

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Speaker 1: We love him. Not only is He an incredible athlete,

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Speaker 1: an incredible player, and good at his job. Philadelphia is

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Speaker 1: a tough city, right, we don't like everybody, but he

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Speaker 1: has such a connection with the fans. Certain players have

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Speaker 1: to be spokespeople for the team, right, they just have

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Speaker 1: that outgoing personality they represent the organization. Well, Jordan Mulatta

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Speaker 1: has slid into that player personality, media savvy. Like, it's

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Speaker 1: so weird in Philadelphia to be like, here's our favorite

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Speaker 1: eagle and he speaks with an Australian act, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. It's so wild, but he does. He's

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Speaker 1: embraced the city, he's embraced the sports. What a story,

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Speaker 1: nothing about the game and became unbelievable at it right

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Speaker 1: here in Philly.

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Speaker 6: It's an incredible sports story because he never picked up

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Speaker 6: an American football until about twenty eighteen, and then he

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Speaker 6: becomes a big star.

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Speaker 1: It's almost what you want because a lot of these

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Speaker 1: guys that have gone through pee wee football as a kid,

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Speaker 1: in high school football, college football, it's almost like they

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Speaker 1: learned bad habits. When if you get a massive six

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Speaker 1: foot eight Aussie right in front of you that you

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Speaker 1: know is athletic, that you know can truck dudes would

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Speaker 1: run people over. From Australian rules that you know, rugby

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Speaker 1: and everything like that, you almost have an unmolded piece

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Speaker 1: of clay line.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Our offensive line coach, who's the best in the NFL, said, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take this raw talent and I'm going

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Speaker 1: to teach him exactly everything I want him to do,

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Speaker 1: the way I want him to do it, and how

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Speaker 1: to do it. And he was open to learning, picked

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Speaker 1: up on it, and boom becomes the best left tack

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Speaker 1: in the National Football League.

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Speaker 3: And what traff pick was he was? He was way

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Speaker 3: way way down.

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Speaker 1: He was a seventh round pick. A couple hundred people

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Speaker 1: got picked. And uh, I think with him being from Australia,

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, now, much like Major League Baseball

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Speaker 1: and much like basketball, the eyes of shifted to international.

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Speaker 1: Where can we find these diamonds in the rough? And

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Speaker 1: we found our first big one right there.

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Speaker 6: It means that, you know, obviously the game is later

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Speaker 6: on this morning, Monday morning for ours because of the

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Speaker 6: time difference. It means that every big Australian is now

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Speaker 6: going to be watching the Super Bowl, going that's it.

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Speaker 6: I'm heading to America. Get me an NFL team. I'm

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Speaker 6: six sight, I'm I'm massive, I'm going to be a millionaire.

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Speaker 3: Were's Titus Swift?

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Speaker 1: Hey listen exactly, And if you're one of those people,

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Speaker 1: I want you to call up Howie Roseman, who is

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Speaker 1: our general manager. Don't talk to the New York Giants. Now,

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Speaker 1: where's the what? They're terrible teams. You'll do nothing but lose.

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Speaker 6: Now this I don't want to be the voice of

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Speaker 6: doubt here. Okay, but what happens if you lose? What

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Speaker 6: happens to that party? Five?

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Speaker 3: If you lose? I hate to even say it.

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Speaker 1: Well, listen, we have everyone's going to be drunk. I mean.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because boos and losing go really well. They're really

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Speaker 6: good partners, exactly.

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Speaker 1: And if we lose the only thing I'll ask you

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Speaker 1: guys to do, Pray for us, Pray for our city.

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Speaker 6: Hope some prayers, Hope, some prayers, my friend erok, enjoy

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Speaker 6: your super Bowl. Thanks for chatting to us.

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Speaker 1: Mate, you got it, Take care of guys.

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Speaker 2: Kristin O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Earlier on the show, we're asking you where have you Nats?

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Speaker 6: Where have you've gone to sleep? David committed the cardinal crime.

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Speaker 6: No man can ever do fall asleep during the birth

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Speaker 6: of his first child. You've got one job, you said, awake.

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Speaker 5: It can be a long old run though.

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Speaker 6: Understand No, no, no, it's the one thing you must

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Speaker 6: never do. After everything your partner's going through. You must

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Speaker 6: witness that at least witness that.

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Speaker 5: Nap during the labor, but not for the I was.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes I haangle on for ages. Yeah, while she is

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Speaker 6: our partner was getting a perdura lamand here I hero

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Speaker 6: Dave decided to take a nap on the floor next

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Speaker 6: to the bed while she rested, complete with me snoring.

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Speaker 3: Underneath.

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Speaker 6: All right, let's get into this two week's misheard lyrics.

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Speaker 6: It's just another mishard Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. Everybody

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Speaker 6: on the Christian o'connells show, we play back your mishurd

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Speaker 6: lyrics that you send in every single day.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much for everyone that does this as

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Speaker 3: we play them back.

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Speaker 6: If we don't agree with what you're hearing, if we're hearing,

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Speaker 6: we do agree. And for the brilliant ones, come on

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Speaker 6: in this Hall of Favor. Last week there were two

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Speaker 6: hall of Famous one for Stephen for the hoot in

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Speaker 6: the Blowfish song, hold my hand, I want to love you,

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Speaker 6: the bear said, The bear said, I can.

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Speaker 4: I want to.

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Speaker 6: Love you the best head the Bearingcket and Jordan had

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Speaker 6: Rick Assie never going to give you up. We've known

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Speaker 6: each other, false alarm, you known each other. Thank you

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Speaker 6: very much. Craig's got this one from Atlanta Rhythm section.

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Speaker 6: So into you original line when you walked into room,

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Speaker 6: there was voodoo in the vibes.

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Speaker 9: Room there was.

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Speaker 3: Now amine.

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Speaker 6: Craig is here, and when you walked in there was

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Speaker 6: doo doo in your thighs.

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00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,760
Speaker 1: You room.

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00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 6: There was.

895
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: I mean, it is there. It's it's not great, but

896
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 3: it is there.

897
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 6: That's the Savage Garden to the Moon and back. She's

898
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,479
Speaker 6: taken her time making up the reasons. She's taking down

899
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 6: reason or is it she's taking her time picking up

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00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 6: the raisins just taken, Jim, the reason really just taken?

901
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Speaker 6: Chime the reason not enough, not enough? Sorry. David has

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00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 6: got creed. My sacrifice, my sacrifice a mass or is

903
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 6: it my sack of rice? A massa massa massa nah?

904
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 6: Alice Metcalf has got credit house fall at your feet

905
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 6: whenever I fall at your feet never job or is

906
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 6: it whenever I fall anchovyver?

907
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 3: There we found it.

908
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 6: We found today's Hall of Fame, a well done Alice

909
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 6: Metcalfe Hall of Fame, the credit House whenever I fall

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00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 6: athby Alice, well done, Thank you very much. And this

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00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,399
Speaker 6: is a second go from you.

912
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 5: Oh okay, is this another Sam Smith?

913
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 3: Sam Smith my oasis?

914
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Speaker 5: That's me?

915
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right?

916
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 6: So original line my, oh my, oh my oasis?

917
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 3: And then what do you miss him in jo?

918
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Speaker 5: How I didn't hear it? Then? I was hearing my

919
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 5: oh my, oh my office.

920
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 9: Wow.

921
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 5: Maybe you guys have got a different version too. I

922
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 5: listened to at home. Yeah, yeah, that's really clear what

923
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 5: he's saying there. Yeah, very got one more next week,

924
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 5: give me a third title.

925
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Speaker 6: Okay, I will, I will if you do one more

926
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 6: blast on the trumpet. There you go, Thank you.

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Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

928
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Speaker 6: All right, time waste They make a movie American up

929
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Speaker 6: for grabs for the best in show your American movies

930
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 6: two hundred and fifty dollars in cash thanks to survivor.

931
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 6: Strange American laws that are still active. Did we know

932
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 6: it's illegal to wear a fake tash? In a church

933
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Speaker 6: in Alabama.

934
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Speaker 5: Rio would have been arrested for impersonating BT just a

935
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Speaker 5: week ago.

936
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Speaker 6: It's not that it still exists, it's that it was

937
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 6: ever brought into being. It had to have been created

938
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Speaker 6: for a reason, like enough with these.

939
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 3: Men who don't have rumustaches.

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Speaker 6: In New Mexico, it's illegal to vote if you are

941
00:44:59,160 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 6: an idiot.

942
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm all for that. Everywhere in the world.

943
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 6: Actually, how do you test the idiotcye?

944
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Speaker 3: But great?

945
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 6: Here and in Washington, Bigfoot is illegally protected under a

946
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 6: law that says if you verbally harass him, you could

947
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Speaker 6: face a one thousand dollars five All right, I think

948
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 6: you're making some of those up. All right, then make

949
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 6: a movie American Meet Sleepy Joe Biden gold Trumpel silkskin.

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Speaker 1: Gold.

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00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,919
Speaker 6: He looks a bit like old RUMs Trumpel silskin Big

952
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 6: Obama's house Silver, Honey, I fatten the kids silver plus?

953
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Speaker 3: All right?

954
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 6: Check you by what have you got American movies? Black

955
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 6: Hawk down, Oh, very good gold.

956
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Speaker 5: Lady in the Trump excuse me, cold crocodile Yankee?

957
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Speaker 3: No, no, no bronze.

958
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 5: What about the Tom Brady bunch?

959
00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 6: Very good?

960
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: Silver plus? All right?

961
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Speaker 6: A movie American, you could be winning two hundred and

962
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Speaker 6: fifty dollars in cash textas yours in Mark than five

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Speaker 6: minutes time, oh for seventy five three one oh four

964
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Speaker 6: three good.

965
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Speaker 9: Luck The Christian O'Connell show podcast all.

966
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Speaker 6: Right today, then we're asking you to make a movie American, Jack,

967
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 6: are you ready to mark?

968
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Speaker 5: Let's do it.

969
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 3: Meston Show.

970
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 6: Two hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs, thanks through Survivor.

971
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Speaker 3: It's ten to.

972
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Speaker 6: Nine, Babe Ruth Pig in the City Gold, very clever,

973
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Speaker 6: Danny Pound Forrest Trump Gold got that times Corpinion Ari

974
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Speaker 6: was the first one world of Jurassic Trump Silva, Rompa Trumper,

975
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Speaker 6: just mankes me laugh. Phrase makes me laugh, Rompa Trumper.

976
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 5: That's gold.

977
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 3: What I'm beck Opraheimer Gold. These are so good They

978
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Speaker 3: what an a.

979
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 6: Robin lady and the Trump Gold looks like a headline

980
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 6: any moment going to draw hunt for the Redeck October Gold,

981
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Speaker 6: Tony with and I Trumpy Old Men Gold, Siginfield of

982
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Speaker 6: Dreams Silver, Trump Bigelow American Jiggelow Silver, When Harry met Mustang,

983
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 6: Sally Silver plus and Sex Lies and Stormy Daniels Gold Anita.

984
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Speaker 5: I think it's going to be the winner today, Beck

985
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 5: for Romper Trumper.

986
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, Romper Trumper is the one. Beck you Today's winner.

987
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 6: You win the two hundred and fifty dollars. Last song

988
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Speaker 6: for us this morning, Bong Jovi, It's My Life tomorrow's

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Speaker 6: show Today.

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Speaker 9: Coming up next The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

991
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Speaker 6: This story about the Brian Adams show over the weekend

992
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Speaker 6: of Perth being canceled, not delayed, no show because of

993
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Speaker 6: one of these They're called fat birds, aren't they?

994
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 3: And what are they?

995
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 6: They're like matter, grease, wockage of what though?

996
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 5: I think it's like grease. The newspaper said, grease, rags

997
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 5: and fat.

998
00:47:58,840 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 6: Yeah.

999
00:47:59,200 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 9: Fat.

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00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 5: They been trying to flush down the toilets. I don't know,

1001
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 5: so maybe it's a dietary thing.

1002
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 6: And then I want, then you can't use the toilets anymore.

1003
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 6: It literally clogs up so nothing gets flushed away.

1004
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 8: Yeah, all the pipes are clogged. There was actually photos

1005
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 8: of sewage bubbling up through the grate.

1006
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 6: So do we think he even did the sound check?

1007
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 6: Imagine he's like getting ready for it and then they

1008
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 6: go into his green room like we've got have you

1009
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 6: smelled that can you who has done that?

1010
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 2: Brian.

1011
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 3: We're got to get you out of here right now.

1012
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 6: It's flooding with basically perf people's boot We need to

1013
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 6: flee the scene right now. It's an insane reason why

1014
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 6: show I had to be canceled.

1015
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 5: So all the audience is all outside riding up waiting

1016
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 5: to get in, and they're being told to not go

1017
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 5: or make contact with any pulled water in the area.

1018
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 6: Who's washing their face in it? Anyway? He stop that

1019
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 6: people at Perth stop bathing in the pooey fatburg water.

1020
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 6: So tomorrow on the show, what incredible story about why

1021
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 6: a show was canceled?

1022
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 3: Tomorrow?

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00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 6: We're looking for you amazing stories and strange reasons why

1024
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 6: something was canceled. It might be a wedding, a party,

1025
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,280
Speaker 6: a birthday party, but they're more interesting, weird and unusual

1026
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Speaker 6: the reasons why it was canceled. That's what we're looking

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Speaker 6: for tomorrow. You can email me today. We'll get you

1028
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Speaker 6: on tomorrow's show. Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au.

1029
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Speaker 6: Thanks for listening. We're back tomorrow. Huggey's on the way.

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