WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: The STRAW the broke Mitch's back 🐫

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I know ever reward a Friday Friday, one

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<v Speaker 1>step closer.

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<v Speaker 2>To the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>We just both got coffees, but we were actually almost

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<v Speaker 1>running lane.

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<v Speaker 3>Almost didn't make it to the show. Britt and we

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<v Speaker 3>get out of there. Well, the only.

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<v Speaker 1>Reason we were delayed is because major Brittany Hockley fans.

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<v Speaker 3>At the cafe underneath the radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>We both order a coffee and they go order for

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<v Speaker 1>for brit because Britt paid for.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine very nice, always standard, and they can.

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<v Speaker 1>Be my coffee. And it had just the coffee just

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<v Speaker 1>that had written on the lead, you know, Armond cappuccino,

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<v Speaker 1>which is my order. Then Britt gets her coffee and

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<v Speaker 1>written on it like it's some sort of manifesto, have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day, Brittany, multiple love hearts.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she had a piece of brownie on top.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which I'm a hero down there at the coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're keeping them afloat man with you. I

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<v Speaker 3>do order.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's all it is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just that I order so much, and I always

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<v Speaker 4>ordered banana bread with it, so I do spend a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>They basically thruitted me, like they could not kill it.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you genuinely upset that the coffee shop likes me better? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that bothering you?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 3>She then said? She went, your skin is glowing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she did say that to Brittain.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I just buy her dinner man.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she said love your hair to me as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you got out of their hair, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>tried to throw it. I went, yeah, she's getting bullied

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<v Speaker 1>because now she's a ranger. And she went, oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>not nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you didn't do well down there. It wasn't your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's much my coffee shops are they Well, we'll we're caffeinated.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's going to be a good show for a Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling good. You know who else is feeling good?

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<v Speaker 4>The fifty eight year old that he's making absolute waves

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<v Speaker 4>at the Games at the moment in Paris. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>who would think that at fifty eight years old, almost

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<v Speaker 4>sixty years old, you would be at the Games competing?

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's crazy. Wait to hear what she's doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't quite pick the sport fifty Yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, fifty eighth is not old, that's not what

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's pretty old to be competing against the best

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<v Speaker 4>in the world at something.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 3>The sport is crocheting? Making pasta bake?

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<v Speaker 2>That's very cliche. Nah, it's really gonna surprise you, tho.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, good for her. I'm impressed. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to find out. Let's go Friday around the country. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>go to the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>So I found out yesterday that I threw something in

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<v Speaker 5>the bin that was very very important. Now, the sad

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<v Speaker 5>part of this story is that it went in the

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<v Speaker 5>bin weeks ago and there's no way that I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to get it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's such a bad feeling. What was it?

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<v Speaker 5>Something very sentimental, something that means a lot to me,

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<v Speaker 5>and something that when I found out it was gone,

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<v Speaker 5>I was furious at my husband and furious at my set.

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<v Speaker 3>Did Maddie j throw it out of it?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I threw it out. But he has something to do

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<v Speaker 2>with it. Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So my husband, Matt he I mean, you may or

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<v Speaker 5>may not be familiar, but he does a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>work across social media. He does a lot of funny skits,

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<v Speaker 5>He does a lot of funny videos. He sometimes dresses

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<v Speaker 5>up when he does these funny videos as different characters,

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<v Speaker 5>and so actually he's a grown man that has a

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<v Speaker 5>costume box in our house.

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<v Speaker 2>Like we've got wigs, we've got props.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, the problem with Matt is that he'll do a

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<v Speaker 5>skit and then he'll leave the prop just like out

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<v Speaker 5>of the box, floating around the house. We still have

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<v Speaker 5>a spanking whip which he used for a Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 5>skit video two years ago, just floating around the house

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<v Speaker 5>and I pop over this after you can absolutely, you

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<v Speaker 5>can have it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have it, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>So recently he was doing the skit and it required

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<v Speaker 5>a clipboard and had some paper. He was obviously writing

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<v Speaker 5>something down, and I said to him because he left

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<v Speaker 5>all of the stuff everywhere after he finished it, and

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, if you don't put that in the

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<v Speaker 5>box where it belongs, I'm going to chuck it in

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<v Speaker 5>the bin because it was a cheap two dollar clipboard

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<v Speaker 5>that he's never going to use again. And we have

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<v Speaker 5>about one hundred of them because every time he does

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<v Speaker 5>a new skit, he buys a new clipboard. So a

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<v Speaker 5>week went past, I mentioned it to him again, nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Two weeks went past, mentioned it to him again, nothing happened,

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<v Speaker 5>and so eventually I came home this one day and

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<v Speaker 5>there the stupid clipboard was sitting on the kitchen bench

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<v Speaker 5>and I picked it up and I walked out to

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<v Speaker 5>the bin and I threw it in.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday he.

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<v Speaker 5>Comes home and he says, hey, babe, that clipboard that

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<v Speaker 5>had had the paper on it, which put it? And

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<v Speaker 5>I said, well, like I told you, I put it

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<v Speaker 5>in the bin. And the color literally drained from his

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<v Speaker 5>face and I was like, please don't tell me, please,

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<v Speaker 5>please stop. And he goes, did you the paper that

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<v Speaker 5>was attached to it?

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<v Speaker 6>Did you?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you put that in the bin as well? And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, yeah, I put the whole thing in the bin,

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<v Speaker 2>the paper that you'd scribbled all over.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So turns out what he'd been using to scribble on

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<v Speaker 5>was the envelope to our wedding certificate. And what was

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<v Speaker 5>inside that envelope was the wedding certificate, the one from

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<v Speaker 5>the day that we signed, that brit that you signed

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<v Speaker 5>as my witness, that our friend from England who flew over,

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<v Speaker 5>who was our other, Our official beautiful wedding certificate that

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<v Speaker 5>people keep for the length of their marriage is somewhere

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<v Speaker 5>in the tip and we're never going to get it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Okay, you threw it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Why was he scribbling on your wedding certificate?

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<v Speaker 5>Scribbling on the envelope and he obviously in his like

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<v Speaker 5>moment of just trying to do this skit, he just

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<v Speaker 5>picked up some paperwork with the intention of putting it back.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't get me started. It was a very silly idea.

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<v Speaker 5>But also I could I mean, I'm not taking blame

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<v Speaker 5>for this. I could have checked, but like, no, this

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<v Speaker 5>is all his fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Why was it just sitting on the dining room, psychopath?

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<v Speaker 2>Because we moved recently, We recently moved house.

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<v Speaker 3>Were never the wedding was a year ago. Don't blame me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Matthew Johnson's fault.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not take responsibility.

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<v Speaker 1>You have so many calls coming through throughout a piece

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<v Speaker 1>of paper through there's nothing compared to the sanctuary, sanctuary, sanctimonium.

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<v Speaker 2>No one knows what I'm saying. Marriage.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, Some people say that a wedding is

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<v Speaker 5>not worth the paper it's written on. But I reckon

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<v Speaker 5>our wedding and our marriage is gonna last a lot

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<v Speaker 5>longer than the certificate.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Oh, that's so funny. Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Next on the show, we're talking about the Games athlete

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<v Speaker 1>that is over in Europe competing at the moment that

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<v Speaker 1>has your attention, brit you're obsessed with her.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, look, with a lot of Games athletes at the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>but this one has my attention for a different reason

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<v Speaker 4>because she's competing at fifty eight years old, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>all about it, like god smacked.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love to know. Give us a call quickly. What

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<v Speaker 3>did you pick up late in life?

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<v Speaker 1>Because this is this is sort of the peak, the

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<v Speaker 1>pinnacle of picking up a hobby lading life, going.

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<v Speaker 3>To the game.

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<v Speaker 2>It means we've still got a chance, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Final bit would go, yeah, are good, Hey, give us

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<v Speaker 1>a call. We'll take your cause.

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<v Speaker 4>Next on the pickup, Look, it's no surprise that we're

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<v Speaker 4>all absolutely loving the Games. Oh we're sit here waiting

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<v Speaker 4>four years for this moment, and I'm so impressed by

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<v Speaker 4>all the athletes, all the ossies out there absolutely killing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Like it's incredible to watch these people that are just

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<v Speaker 4>the best in the world are what they do.

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<v Speaker 3>That's I so fit.

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<v Speaker 2>They're ripped, they're so talented, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, what I love.

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<v Speaker 1>I love going to bed at night with the games on, telling,

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<v Speaker 1>not even necessarily watching, just falling asleep, knowing that there

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<v Speaker 1>are people out there giving their all while I've just

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<v Speaker 1>eaten two meals and gone to bit.

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<v Speaker 4>While you're nappy. I think they want to hear that

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<v Speaker 4>you're not watching.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm watching, that I'm in and out.

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<v Speaker 4>This reminds me when Ben says he likes to listen

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<v Speaker 4>to my podcast as he goes to bed, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>not what I want.

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<v Speaker 3>Your boyfriend, Ben listens.

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<v Speaker 4>To your podcast sounds like put you to sleep, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but also put you to sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The inference there's not good.

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<v Speaker 4>No. But there's one athlete that's really impressed me and

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<v Speaker 4>caught my attention.

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<v Speaker 2>She no longer is in the game. She didn't win, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 2>but she's out.

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<v Speaker 4>She's fifty eight year old Chileian table tennis player zang Ziying.

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<v Speaker 2>She's nearly sixty years old, and she has made her

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<v Speaker 2>game's debut.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that is incredible because she said she played

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<v Speaker 4>like when she was younger with her mum, I think,

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<v Speaker 4>and then she took decades off, didn't do anything for decades.

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<v Speaker 4>Then his later in life retires, She's like, what am

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<v Speaker 4>I going to do? I know I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 4>to the games. I'm going to try and be the

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<v Speaker 4>best in the world. So she picked it back up

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<v Speaker 4>and there she is.

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<v Speaker 1>That is incredible proofs doesn't matter how old you are,

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<v Speaker 1>you can still be a table tennis.

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<v Speaker 4>She did lose to a forty six year old who

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<v Speaker 4>obviously had age and agility on their side.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think that's the lesson here.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the lesson is if we can learn anything

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<v Speaker 4>from Zenzing, it's age is just the number, like you

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<v Speaker 4>can do anything you want at any point of.

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<v Speaker 1>Give us a call here at the show. What did

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<v Speaker 1>you pick up late in life? And actually, what did

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<v Speaker 1>your master late in life? I tried to learn the thereman,

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<v Speaker 1>which is an instrument during the pandemic. Learned that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sounds like it's like for me x files.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I actually don't know, and you're not doing

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<v Speaker 4>a good job of explaining it.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like it's the it's the I don't be

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<v Speaker 3>doing it a third time house.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I feel like I picked up being a

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<v Speaker 4>radio host later in life.

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<v Speaker 1>True, but I guess that was only thirty three three

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with you on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that late in life?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You picked up you went red lading life? You just

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<v Speaker 1>dyed your hair red. So that's that's the chief lut.

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<v Speaker 2>That wasn't talent. I just someone else did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Teagan's called, Hey, how old are you? What did you

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<v Speaker 3>pick up later in life? Teags?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, guys, I'm thirty two, so maybe not too old.

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<v Speaker 6>But I just started cheerleading this year. Oh never ever

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<v Speaker 6>done anything.

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<v Speaker 7>Like that before?

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<v Speaker 4>You?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you grow up doing gymnastics or something?

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<v Speaker 6>No, nothing at all. I've learned to Hanson and cartwheel

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<v Speaker 6>and everything in like three months. So do you do

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<v Speaker 6>in the air?

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<v Speaker 7>And it's not?

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<v Speaker 8>Do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like the movies?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you watched the Dallas Cowboys.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do the big flips where they like fling

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<v Speaker 2>you in the air?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm the fire so I go up in the air.

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<v Speaker 6>It's extreme, but I'm loving her.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you glad you did it?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Super glad. We had our first comp on the

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<v Speaker 6>weekend and we came first.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, So not only did you pick it up,

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<v Speaker 4>but you're slaying Olympics.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations, Chelsea. Hey, what did you pick up laiting? Life.

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<v Speaker 7>It wasn't me that actually picked it up. It was

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<v Speaker 7>my mum's friend and she is in her seventies and

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<v Speaker 7>it's clogged dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, I don't mean to laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but I could not control that. I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know I laughed. I didn't know clog dancing was a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>When I think of clogs, I just think of cheese

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<v Speaker 2>and Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think, you know.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like a no, she's not. But it's like a

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<v Speaker 7>combination between like tap dancing and Irish And there's like

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<v Speaker 7>a whole heap of them that go down to the

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<v Speaker 7>community hall once a week and do their little clog dancing.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think when I'm older, I might take up line dancing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my boo's good. Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I want to be a hairdresser late in life.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think i'd just be really good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you too. But I think mainly it's just

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<v Speaker 2>the gossip and the talking. You wouldn't do anything. You

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<v Speaker 2>just wave your hands around with scissors.

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<v Speaker 1>Do my memory be so bad that I'd forget the

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<v Speaker 1>gossip and bring it back up the next day, And

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<v Speaker 1>then you've got an undercut? I had coming into the

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<v Speaker 1>show this afternoon, like two thirty, drive in here to

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<v Speaker 1>be on air at three.

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<v Speaker 2>You always cut it fine.

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<v Speaker 8>I do.

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<v Speaker 3>And I want to know call through to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had like a minor inconvenience happened to you

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<v Speaker 1>that felt way bigger? You know, when something small happens

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<v Speaker 1>and you're kind of at your wits end and you go,

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<v Speaker 1>that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you mean like in a car when you're driving,

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<v Speaker 4>or I mean I hit a bird in my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry to this second term. I hit a bird like

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<v Speaker 2>a year ago, and the feathers are still in it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking about like real minor and convenience.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Okay, continue on.

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<v Speaker 1>With We'll get wires involved with that and get those

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<v Speaker 1>feathers out of your cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Likely the bird's not still in there.

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<v Speaker 8>Just yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I pictured like an albatross in the front of your jeep, Cherokee.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like Jesus mate. Oh okay. Now driving into work today,

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<v Speaker 3>get picture this.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch so happy to come in and see one of

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<v Speaker 1>his best friends, Brittany Hunky. Yeah, doing the picker. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a little snack. I pre boil an egg because

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<v Speaker 1>I love to drive and eat an egg. And I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a down pat man. I had this boiled egg

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<v Speaker 1>in my left hand, driving the steering wheel with my rime.

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<v Speaker 3>I've worked it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I get this egg and I smash it against the

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<v Speaker 1>gearstick nob because it's the hardest surface in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>And I get the most perfect crack in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm talking like earthquake, ground crack, like straight through that,

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<v Speaker 1>straight through the seam. I pull the top off, the

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<v Speaker 1>whole half of the shell comes off. I pull the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom half. The full bottom half comes off. And I

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<v Speaker 1>had a couple of treacherous turns coming up. So I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, i'mna put this egg on my chair because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make I want to get make it

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<v Speaker 1>to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to merge one hand.

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<v Speaker 1>So I put the egg down and I merge, and

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<v Speaker 1>the egg rolls back into the egg shell.

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<v Speaker 2>No it didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>And I got to grab it. Okay, are you interested

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<v Speaker 3>or you're teasing me?

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<v Speaker 2>Bo, I'm trying to lean into the egg. Story. Surely

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't roll back into the egg shell.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch, it did. I grab it.

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<v Speaker 1>In my grab, I crushed the egg shell, crushed the

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<v Speaker 1>eggs shell, so pick it up now, this egg man

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<v Speaker 1>is covered in eggshell. And then I ended up throwing

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<v Speaker 1>it out of the window because I'm so pissed off.

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<v Speaker 2>I am on the edge of the edge of my seat.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch, how do you know that egg didn't splat on

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<v Speaker 4>somebody else's screen and cause an axe?

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<v Speaker 2>Not my problem, but it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Not just me.

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<v Speaker 1>There's something in the air today for a Friday, our

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<v Speaker 1>producer Gray said.

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<v Speaker 3>Something happened to her today on the train.

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<v Speaker 2>Since when did you get the train first time? Today?

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<v Speaker 2>But I was watching this woman run over the train and.

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<v Speaker 9>She like missed as the doors closed, but then she

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<v Speaker 9>accidentally kicked her foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Her loafer flew off and down into the is somehow

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<v Speaker 2>funny because it's a loafer. Like if it was a crock,

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<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't be if it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a rebox shoe, I'd be like a poor thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But the fact that's a loafer hysterical.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like the loafer flies through the air, so what

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<v Speaker 4>do you even do? You can't jump down and get it,

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<v Speaker 4>so your shoeless.

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<v Speaker 9>We just made eye contact and I was like, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 9>but you know it wasn't my fault.

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<v Speaker 3>Mouth, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt really bad for her.

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<v Speaker 9>She kind of just laughed, but then she was just

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<v Speaker 9>standing there, one shoe on the platform.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to go home. Rosemary is called the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Did this happen to you? Rosemary says, are you a camel?

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<v Speaker 1>And has a straw broke in your back?

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<v Speaker 3>Today?

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<v Speaker 10>So what happened was you know how every night you

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<v Speaker 10>go home and you're like, put your Netflix on, You've

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<v Speaker 10>got your food, and I have this little tray thing

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<v Speaker 10>that I use, like you know, you have your micro

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<v Speaker 10>that's a mystery.

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<v Speaker 8>But I went to eat it and I went to

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<v Speaker 8>put the tray like up so it could sit over

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<v Speaker 8>my lap and slides off onto the couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you just pick it back up with some cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you could pick it up.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I went to trying to pick it up, and

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<v Speaker 8>I just needed extra equipment, as you know. And I

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<v Speaker 8>went to run to the kitchen and come back and

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<v Speaker 8>my little dog was it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, ultimate straw breaking dog broke the camel's

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<v Speaker 1>straw back.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you camel and Grace, Thank you camel, And I

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<v Speaker 1>am a camel myself. Come on, bridge, who else is

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<v Speaker 1>a camel? Will and witty good segue.

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<v Speaker 3>The boys jumps.

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<v Speaker 1>The boys are driving herd up next. Hopefully they're in

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<v Speaker 1>better moods. We will see you all Monday of a

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<v Speaker 1>great weekend. If you miss any of the show, this

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<v Speaker 1>week podcasted on the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 3>We had Smith the Jade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a great week.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a brilliant weekend everyone, See everybody Bye.