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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini. But when you're in a rush, is the birth

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Speaker 2: of your child the death of your holiday? That's what

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Speaker 2: I want to know.

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Speaker 1: Is that a concern for you? Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: It is, Mate, you know Itice. Don't ask me questions

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Speaker 2: you already know the answer to. I just had a girl.

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Speaker 1: You've got a trip max is two weeks old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you've optimistically you've booked a trip. You've booked a

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Speaker 1: whole lot of booked the trip. Yeah, we booked. Interesting,

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Speaker 1: we booked. Yeah, the inflection goes up. We booked a trip.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we booked a trip. And to me, fair like,

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Speaker 2: one of the things I was most concerned about about

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Speaker 2: becoming a parent when I was talking to my partner

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Speaker 2: Sam about it beforehand, was I didn't want it to

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Speaker 2: impact how much I love traveling. I love travel. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 2: And she warned me that well, she told me that

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Speaker 2: that was a very old school view of parenting and

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Speaker 2: it didn't need to be like that. You can and

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Speaker 2: I have been throwing up all sorts of other examples.

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Speaker 2: And my uncle backpacked through Mozambique with their one year

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Speaker 2: old for a year total. Well, which and I think

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Speaker 2: that it is doable. I think it's just about the

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Speaker 2: attitude that you take into it. Sure, yeah, okay, that's

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Speaker 2: up until people like Haley, who's jumped on TikTok and

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Speaker 2: I'm not on the talk, but you know I get

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Speaker 2: sent these things. Hailey has refused to travel with her

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Speaker 2: eight year old son. She's a single mum. I'll flag that, okay,

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Speaker 2: but this is what she said about taking new kids

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Speaker 2: on holiday. There is nothing enjoyable about a holiday with

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Speaker 2: a child.

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Speaker 3: Parents.

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Speaker 4: I know you're lying a beach holiday with a kid.

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Speaker 2: Stop it, stop it. You're too busy checking to see

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Speaker 2: if they face down the pool?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: Can you have a drink?

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Speaker 5: Can you read a book?

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Speaker 1: No? My family holidays were magical.

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Speaker 2: Child ye perspective. I need you to add thirty years

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Speaker 2: on right now, and we're talking about it from the

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Speaker 2: parents perspecting.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's impossible for me to do that because I

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Speaker 5: don't have kids. But my memory of my parents was

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Speaker 5: they bloody loved it.

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Speaker 2: I need you, I need you to jump out of

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Speaker 2: that childhood zone, put your aduld glasses on. If you

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Speaker 2: are the one responsible for a full, fully dependent child.

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Speaker 1: Well so, so, now you've had a child for two weeks.

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Speaker 5: You're closer to this than they obviously, So now that

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Speaker 5: you've had a baby for two weeks, how are you

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Speaker 5: feeling about your trip that you've booked in Noptember?

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Speaker 2: But also also not good for Sem? Right, yeah, because

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Speaker 2: she's the one that feeds Max around the clock. I

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Speaker 2: don't have breasts that she can suckle on, so SEM's

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Speaker 2: the milk machine.

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Speaker 1: She feeds out.

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Speaker 2: She's fully dependent on her. And the other thing is,

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Speaker 2: which I haven't fleshed out with Sem in full yet,

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Speaker 2: is that we've booked this holiday in Fiji. You're going

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Speaker 2: to have a see we're going to Fiji.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're doing the whole playing thing with a yeah, yeah, cool.

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Speaker 2: We're going to Fiji, and we've booked a surf resort.

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Speaker 1: A surf resort, so there's.

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Speaker 2: A good chance I'll be surfing most so, so rephrase

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Speaker 2: the question.

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Speaker 5: Is a holiday with a child bad for one of

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Speaker 5: the parents, the one who's not selfish?

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Speaker 1: For you, it's going to be great because your book

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Speaker 1: have some time out.

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Speaker 4: I'll have a bit of time.

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Speaker 1: It's nice of you.

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Speaker 2: Time for yourself, take time for yourself. Thirty one six

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Speaker 2: five's a phone number. How badly did your kids ruin

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Speaker 2: the holiday, that's right, I mean the caution stories. Good

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Speaker 2: thing is I've got your dad is called the show

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Speaker 2: Steve's Show, Steve welcome mate.

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Speaker 3: Oh Will, how are you really good? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: I didn't ruin any holidays, did I? Dad?

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Speaker 3: It's brought back really bad memories. We remember the holiday

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Speaker 3: to fi g in ThEC Guarney Island. I found that

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Speaker 3: remote island. Yes, the family need to have a chill

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Speaker 3: out holiday day.

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Speaker 5: The reason Dad puts so many efforts in to find

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Speaker 5: a remote holiday is because I'm pretty sure that resort

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Speaker 5: was the cheapest of all Figi resorts.

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Speaker 3: Dad, Yeah, a little bit of proof of that. Will.

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Speaker 3: We arrived on the island, the guy who agreed and said, yeah,

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Speaker 3: can we help you?

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Speaker 1: But that holiday was good?

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Speaker 3: How did I wreck that whole week? One? Would he

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Speaker 3: remember the I think it was Tom was agitating, agitating

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Speaker 3: to go fishing, and you said, okay, I'll organize it.

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Speaker 3: I know someone with the boat.

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Speaker 5: And Dad will be able to corporate this. But I

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Speaker 5: became just very close with all the locals. Saucy and

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Speaker 5: Oscar became my best mats. Nice to stay up late

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Speaker 5: and drink Carver with them. And anyway, so when Tom

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Speaker 5: wanted to go fishing the whole family. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 5: was eight, and I was like, no, guy with a boat,

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Speaker 5: not a problem, organized its injury.

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Speaker 1: But then it didn't go to plan, did it? Dad?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, because we were so relaxed that the whole resort,

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Speaker 3: because we're so cheap, and because they weren't used to

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Speaker 3: people staying with them. I delegated the responsibility.

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Speaker 2: Would he?

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Speaker 3: So would he organize it with Saucy the boat's person,

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Speaker 3: shock us out to a pontourn to go fishing, and

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Speaker 3: then he organized for it to be us to be

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Speaker 3: picked up at seven. Yeah, anyway, seven o'clock. I think

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Speaker 3: Saucy thought it was seven o'clock in the morning. He

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Speaker 3: was to come back, not seven o'clock at night.

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Speaker 2: Character this Saucy guy.

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Speaker 3: Well it's dark. Yeah, there's no sign of Saucy the

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Speaker 3: boat first, so we could see the homestead the lights on,

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Speaker 3: and I said to the boys, we've got to swim

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Speaker 3: back to the shore, back to the island. Guys. So

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Speaker 3: we actually, in fully clothed, we swam.

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Speaker 5: My memory is Dad, you doing backstroke over literally a

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Speaker 5: coral reef. So God really shows her Dad did backstroke

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Speaker 5: over a coral reef and got coral cut, coral.

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Speaker 1: Cuts all down his back.

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Speaker 5: And then I think you retrieved like a kayak or

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Speaker 5: something to transport us back to the beach.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's right. The worst part about we

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Speaker 3: missed dinner, and that was that was a free free dinner.

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Speaker 2: Oh good stuff. Was good to have you on the show.

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Speaker 2: But his dad there five? How badly did your kids

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Speaker 2: ruin the holiday? How badly did your kids ruin the holiday?

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Speaker 2: I've got a two week old girl, I've booked a

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Speaker 2: holiday at fair jan September. And that's what I'm hearing,

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Speaker 2: and I'd like to hear from some other people, now,

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Speaker 2: some cautionary tales, even, Kyle, you wrecked your parents holiday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah a little while ago, mate, I I was, you know,

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Speaker 3: making a fire from a big bonfire of the kids

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Speaker 3: to cook their massmallows.

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Speaker 1: On truth yep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it trips over a root and fell straight into

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Speaker 3: it thurbing reburned all up my hands and hospital trip

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Speaker 3: the next day, completely sacked it.

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Speaker 1: So that's obviously holiday off.

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Speaker 3: Well, the worst part about it was a day before that,

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Speaker 3: I actually rolled the quad bikes on your sister.

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Speaker 1: Really, he took them all down. Didn't you make.

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Speaker 3: Cool car?

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Tina.

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Speaker 5: Now another person who is confessing to being the kid

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Speaker 5: who wrecked the holiday.

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Speaker 1: Oh there, yep, I'm here tenor you wrecked your family holidays.

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Speaker 2: This is another kid that read.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I got sunburnt, really bad sunburn. I got

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Speaker 4: a kick in my back and I had to go

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Speaker 4: to the hoostle and have it removed. And then on

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Speaker 4: the way home, I got trouble sick and bother with

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Speaker 4: the guy's back of his legs getting off the bus

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Speaker 4: because he wouldn't get.

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Speaker 3: Out of the roof.

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Speaker 2: You spewed on a guy because he wouldn't get out

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Speaker 2: of the way, but they said they.

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Speaker 4: Mom and dad yelled out, can you move, it's going

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Speaker 4: to be sick, and they didn't move. He didn't move,

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Speaker 4: and I tried to my mouth and it just went

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Speaker 4: everywhere on the bus and mom and dad were like

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Speaker 4: so shamed, and I was just like in tears because

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Speaker 4: I couldn't do anything. But they're like so ashamed. I

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Speaker 4: was so barrassed.

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Speaker 1: Your kid's getting sick.

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Speaker 5: I mean yours a sunburn and a tick in the

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Speaker 5: back and a yack on a guy and a bus.

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Speaker 5: But I feel like your kid getting sick while you're

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Speaker 5: on holiday. I mean, that's I'm sure always a very

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Speaker 5: interesting conversation between parents though, whether you.

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Speaker 1: Go all right they're a bit ill. Do we barrel on, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you know we've paid for the six nights, or

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Speaker 1: do we head home?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't think the paying for six nights comes

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Speaker 2: into it, No, of course not.

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Speaker 1: But I remember we were in.

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Speaker 2: Sri Lanka as a family and my little brother was

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Speaker 2: compaigning of a tummy ache. Yes, yeah, and my we

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Speaker 2: barrowed on everyone's ben Schrilanka. It's very hard to get around,

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Speaker 2: just roads, lots of traffic all the way around, and

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Speaker 2: we meant to go to this national park and my

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Speaker 2: brother was complaining of a tummy ache and my parents

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Speaker 2: were like, oh, like, you'll be right Tri Lanka.

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Speaker 1: We paid for six nights.

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Speaker 2: Again, I don't think the money came into it enough.

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Speaker 2: But they're on the way into the into the national

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Speaker 2: park and the tummy ache gets better, and as you know,

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Speaker 2: my dad's a doctor, and he went back and just

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Speaker 2: checked on my brother one more time and he was like,

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Speaker 2: that's not a tommy ache, that's appendicitis. And they were

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Speaker 2: like ten hours from the nearest hospital, which anyone would know.

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Speaker 2: Burst Burst appendix is dead, so your.

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Speaker 1: Dad took it out.

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Speaker 2: I just drove back to the better story if your

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Speaker 2: dad ripped its DEPENDINGX out with his.

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Speaker 4: Him.

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Speaker 1: More of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to