WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Laura Had An AWKWARD Encounter with the OG Bachelor 😬

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hello everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi Laura, II, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing some really great news to you guys today.

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<v Speaker 4>What's happened?

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<v Speaker 3>I bet you're wondering why is Brittany so excited?

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<v Speaker 4>I think this every day I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, research has found something that's going to make me

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<v Speaker 1>feel so much better about all my life choices.

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<v Speaker 3>I eat pasta. I call myself a carb monster, right

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<v Speaker 3>like I eat pasta five not.

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<v Speaker 2>You do love a carbanaras, spaghette whatever?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I just I froth it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a Fiend's researchers have now discovered that eating pasta

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<v Speaker 1>will bring you.

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<v Speaker 3>The same happiness as and music.

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<v Speaker 4>It's sola and orphan lyft.

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<v Speaker 1>It scientifically provides you joy. Like that's not It's not

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<v Speaker 1>just a feeling because you're like, oh, this tastes good.

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<v Speaker 1>There is science now, So now I can eat it

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<v Speaker 1>seven days a week, and you can take it from

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<v Speaker 1>five days to seven day.

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<v Speaker 2>My question here is why did anyone need to do

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<v Speaker 2>research into this?

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<v Speaker 4>It's so obvious.

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<v Speaker 5>So can I ask how do I take part in

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<v Speaker 5>that study?

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<v Speaker 6>I want to eat past it for seven days a

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<v Speaker 6>week and we're going to scan your brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing the research question because there's a lot of money

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<v Speaker 1>dropped on that also guilt free.

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<v Speaker 5>Now brit you can eat past your every night and

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<v Speaker 5>be happy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well it was guilt free anyway. But now I

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<v Speaker 3>just yeah, I just have proof.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>If you guys think we'd come a long way with

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<v Speaker 1>how we look at the gay community, right, you'd think

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<v Speaker 1>that as a society we are so progressed. What has

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<v Speaker 1>happened to Billie Eilish over these last couple of days

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<v Speaker 1>is going to make you question everything you thought you

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<v Speaker 1>knew because she came out, right, she came well, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>that questionable.

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<v Speaker 3>She came out. Well she falls out.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, big discussions to be had here at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you guys might have heard last week that Billy Eilish,

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<v Speaker 1>the One and the Only, came out. She said she

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<v Speaker 1>liked boys and girls. It hit the news, people run

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<v Speaker 1>with it. It was this really big thing and then it's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of laid to rest a little bit. But it

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<v Speaker 1>has since come out again at the Variety Hit Maker

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<v Speaker 1>Awards that just happened, which is held by Variety.

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<v Speaker 3>She didn't come out in that original interview.

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<v Speaker 1>She was quote unquote forced out on the red carpet

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<v Speaker 1>at the Variety event by Variety themselves have a listen.

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<v Speaker 7>Did you mean to come out in the story? No?

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't, but I kind of thought, wasn't it obvious?

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<v Speaker 7>Like it's kind of been. I just I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 7>people didn't know.

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<v Speaker 4>So we need to get to a point where you

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<v Speaker 4>don't even have to come out.

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<v Speaker 7>So I just don't really believe in it. I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 7>why can't we just exist? I've been doing this for

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<v Speaker 7>a long time and I just didn't talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the same.

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<v Speaker 5>I literally was like to my mom and dating wayban Allan,

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<v Speaker 5>but I was.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, I was like, I saw the article.

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<v Speaker 7>I was like, oh, I guess I guess I came

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<v Speaker 7>out today.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh I guess.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 3>There are so many that I want to unpack.

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<v Speaker 1>But straight after this, Billy released a statement that said

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<v Speaker 1>thanks Variety for my award and for also outing me

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<v Speaker 1>on a red carpet at eleven am. Instead of talking

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<v Speaker 1>about anything else that matters, I like, boys and girls

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<v Speaker 1>leave me alone about it, please?

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, who cares?

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<v Speaker 8>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I find it interesting that the interviewer said to Billy,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it's so crazy that you even have

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<v Speaker 1>to come out yet her first question was did you

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<v Speaker 1>mean to come out like she made at this event.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst part about this whole situation is it's not

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<v Speaker 1>even that she was outed. It's that one hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 1>people unfollowed Billy on Instagram immediately just because she said

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<v Speaker 1>she's gay.

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<v Speaker 2>It shouldn't be a big deal at all, But there

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<v Speaker 2>is this fascination that people seem to have with people's sexuality.

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<v Speaker 2>There seems to be this fascination in terms of like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>but like what are they really doing?

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<v Speaker 4>How do they identify?

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<v Speaker 1>But the fact that one hundred thousand people unfollowed immediately,

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<v Speaker 1>there's still one hundred thousand people immediately so homophobic that

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<v Speaker 1>they're like.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't give them.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at you and Mitch, I mean, what was it

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<v Speaker 1>like for you when you came out. I know it

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<v Speaker 1>was a different time, it was a little while ago now,

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<v Speaker 1>but did you have that similar effect of.

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<v Speaker 5>Homophobia as a global pop star as well? Britt?

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<v Speaker 6>I can because you're winning huge variety awards and no, no,

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<v Speaker 6>but you're right. I mean, yeah, I lost my best

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<v Speaker 6>friend when I came out, and you sort of look

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<v Speaker 6>at the timeline I've only been out for five years.

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<v Speaker 6>My five year anniversary in about two weeks. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, get me a gay rainbow.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I've only been out five years, which is a

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<v Speaker 6>drop like in the pool of my timeline. But I

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<v Speaker 6>lost my best friend for religious reasons. Didn't talk, just

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<v Speaker 6>didn't want a bar of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Female or male best friend.

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<v Speaker 5>Female best friend.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe she thought, can't get him anymore, I can't bag him,

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<v Speaker 6>no point being friends with him.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's true.

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<v Speaker 6>We seriously and I've made this point many times, But

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<v Speaker 6>I was the same person the day before I came

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<v Speaker 6>out to the person that I was after I came out,

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<v Speaker 6>But I was less a best friend, and you go why,

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<v Speaker 6>like why So then what that did to my brain

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<v Speaker 6>was like there's so many questions right, and coming out

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<v Speaker 6>took me twenty three years to get to the point

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<v Speaker 6>of being comfortable enough to come out, let alone talk

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<v Speaker 6>about it on the radio.

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<v Speaker 5>I was there at the time.

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<v Speaker 6>And then when you hear billy speak like having the

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<v Speaker 6>power taken out of your hands in that situation, I

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<v Speaker 6>think is the biggest crime because it is such a

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<v Speaker 6>horrific time for a young quick person grappling with their identity.

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<v Speaker 5>I was outed at the workplace where I worked.

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<v Speaker 6>I had someone out me to management to leverage their

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<v Speaker 6>position and themselves. I don't want to go into the details,

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<v Speaker 6>but I remember I was like frozen. I just felt like,

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<v Speaker 6>this is my story to tell. I'm not ready yet,

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<v Speaker 6>but now all these people know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the big thing with this Billy Eilish situation

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<v Speaker 2>is that the woman who's interviewing is also queer. She

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<v Speaker 2>talked about how you know, oh, well, when I came out,

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<v Speaker 2>I just told my mum I'm dating girls now. So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was necessarily coming from a place

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<v Speaker 2>of trying to catch her raut.

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<v Speaker 4>She was definitely trying to get a headline.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think the big thing here is if you

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<v Speaker 2>work in media and you have the opportunity of interviewing

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<v Speaker 2>incredible stars who are winning amazing awards, who are doing

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<v Speaker 2>incredible things, their sexuality or what they wore shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>the two things that you discuss, and it seems to

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<v Speaker 2>be that they're the two questions that always get asked.

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<v Speaker 4>Everything else gets left on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>With Rebel Wilson last year when Rebel came out and

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<v Speaker 1>her hand was forced to come out. But I think

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<v Speaker 1>the fifth end of the day. Billy said it best.

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares, who cares?

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<v Speaker 5>Who truly cares? I mean, I'll do it good pants,

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<v Speaker 5>So I do care.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, and we will never dune

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<v Speaker 3>here as a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Witch.

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<v Speaker 5>That's actually very sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>Coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had something truly embarrassing happened to me. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a case of mistaken identity and it almost went home

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<v Speaker 2>with a new husband.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, okay, that's next. I can't wait to hear that.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a pick up.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I have had my most embarrassing moment. And

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<v Speaker 2>now I don't say this lightly because a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>silly things have happened to me over the years.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a big call.

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<v Speaker 1>I've known you inside out for four and a half years,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have a very embarrassing life.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just in a nice way.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's nice, but that's okay. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just very public. So last night Britt and I we

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<v Speaker 2>went out. There was this really cool event on Richard Branson.

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<v Speaker 2>He has brought cruise ships, like there's a big cruise

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<v Speaker 2>ship that's parked in the city and it was open

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<v Speaker 2>to the public, but also heaps of media personalities there.

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<v Speaker 4>Everybody was all dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Up to the nines and having a glass of wine

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<v Speaker 2>and walking around.

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<v Speaker 4>This beautiful cruise ship. It was amazing, amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm also there with my husband, Mattie j He's

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<v Speaker 2>come as well, and he looks so handsome. He's wearing

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<v Speaker 2>this gray suit and it's like got this kind of

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<v Speaker 2>satiny finish to it, so when you touch it, it feels

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<v Speaker 2>quite like sleeky, like I don't know how you look

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<v Speaker 2>like silky. Yeah, it's this silky nice suit that he's

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<v Speaker 2>got on. And I just we don't get to go

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<v Speaker 2>out much, you know, married couple, got two kids. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very rare that we have a night out together. And

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<v Speaker 2>when we do, I'm a very touchy feely person, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I like to have my hands on him. I light

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<v Speaker 2>to hold his hand, I like to rub his back.

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<v Speaker 2>He's never too far from me. So I'm there in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of a conversation, very deep in it, and

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<v Speaker 2>I see matt and feeling like kind of next to me,

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<v Speaker 2>just a little bit away. But I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>break the conversation I was having, but I want to

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<v Speaker 2>acknowledge that he was there, and so I'm gently rubbing

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<v Speaker 2>his back, and then he seemed to respond positively.

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<v Speaker 4>So I started rubbing around in circles, which is.

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<v Speaker 3>Very soothing, Like it feels so nice when someone.

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<v Speaker 5>Does that, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, eventually I'll leave this conversation. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>go back to my lovely husband rubbing round on his back.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I could, you know, a couple of minutes past,

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<v Speaker 2>and I could feel that he didn't seem to be

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<v Speaker 2>reciprocating my loving touch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he wasn't rubbing back, he.

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<v Speaker 4>Wasn't giving me any It wasn't even leaning into me.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I felt him looking at me kind of strange,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, there is something's wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>And I turned to my right and I was not

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<v Speaker 4>rubbing the back of my husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I was rubbing the back of Tim Robarts, a completely

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<v Speaker 2>different bachelor who's been I mean, for anyone who doesn't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I met my husband on the Bachelor, and Tim Robarts

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<v Speaker 2>was a bachelor many years before us. And I was

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<v Speaker 2>rubbing his back and both of us just stood there,

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<v Speaker 2>made eye contact, and I was like, where do I

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<v Speaker 2>go now?

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Or was the OG Bachelor, he was number one bachelor.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you want him? Originally when you watch the series,

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<v Speaker 5>that's why you went on to get Matt. You go shit.

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<v Speaker 5>I couldn't get Tim.

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<v Speaker 2>So and then I got on the Virgin boat and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, and now's my chance my husband. No, no, no, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>this is they were wearing the exact same suit. It

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<v Speaker 2>was the same fabric, the same color. They are kind

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<v Speaker 2>of the same. Hein In that moment, I never realized

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<v Speaker 2>how much my husband actually looks like Tim Ross.

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<v Speaker 3>So how did him feel in this moment?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I just went into over explanation mode, so I

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<v Speaker 2>made it just look so hot.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I

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<v Speaker 4>thought you were my husband. I thought you were mad.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I grabbed Tim and I made him come

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<v Speaker 2>with me to go and get mad so that I

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<v Speaker 2>could prove to Tim that they were wearing the same suit.

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<v Speaker 5>He joins us. Now, Tim, Australia's first bachelor, joins us

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<v Speaker 5>here on the show, heybody, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking through your head as you were being felt up

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<v Speaker 1>by Laura Burn.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, look, I was believing that story for a little

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<v Speaker 8>bit there, but once she started doing it, so there

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<v Speaker 8>was four other times in the nine coming back and

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<v Speaker 8>I'm like, you know what, I'll let it pass once,

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<v Speaker 8>but multiple times, you know, come on, you can't keep

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<v Speaker 8>up the same story.

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<v Speaker 5>You're a perd.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura, I'm happily married, don't you dead?

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<v Speaker 2>We know, look at this photo you try and tell

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<v Speaker 2>that they don't look like the same.

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<v Speaker 5>Purple that on the pick up socials.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, you're on a cruise ship like it's sometimes when

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<v Speaker 6>you don't have your sea legs yet. You were just

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<v Speaker 6>trying to hold onto something to ground yourself, right, a

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<v Speaker 6>big strong man.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like you had to go and like

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, have that man to man with mannay j.

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<v Speaker 8>I just sort of went over and gave him a

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<v Speaker 8>little BackRub so he didn't feel bad. I think I

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<v Speaker 8>was also like me, you know, when you're like mid

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<v Speaker 8>deep conversation as well, and someone's rubbing your back and

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<v Speaker 8>there's that it's just subconsciously like, second, my wife's not here,

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<v Speaker 8>maybe it's some guy, it's one of my mates. And

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<v Speaker 8>then I'm like, this is actually a little bit more

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<v Speaker 8>of a feminine rub and quiet like intimate, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>And that's when I turned around. I'm like, this is weird.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'll just roll with it.

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<v Speaker 2>At all.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm thinking is I've got a new franchise idea, the

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<v Speaker 6>bachelor wife swap addition too, well.

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<v Speaker 8>Ex old bachelors together and just put your keys in

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<v Speaker 8>a bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it would be fair. We had to like compete

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<v Speaker 2>with so many women, it would be fair. We put

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<v Speaker 2>you in totally who do bring?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>Very sorry to Timbo.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you mate, You've got a gorgeous small of your back.

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<v Speaker 6>We want the nation to know. Thanks for coming on.

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<v Speaker 8>I'll try and I'll try and coordinate suits again with

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<v Speaker 8>Maddie and we'll see what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, try your luck.

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<v Speaker 4>If anything, it sounds like you enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're an idiot.

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<v Speaker 5>But I didn't hear that. I did not hear that

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<v Speaker 5>in his voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guys, I don't know if you know, like talk

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<v Speaker 1>about testing your boyfriend like you did Laura. But a

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<v Speaker 1>woman has tested her boyfriend in the most cooked way.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to tell you about it after the break

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<v Speaker 1>right soon on the pickup. Hey, Look, we all want

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<v Speaker 1>a committed relationship, right Mitch. Sorry that could be pointed

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<v Speaker 1>at you because you're single, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's what you want in life.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know that your partner will be there

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<v Speaker 1>for you in a hard time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're going to stand by you. If you're in

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<v Speaker 4>a relationship, you definitely want them to be committed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you're not in a relationship, it's what

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<v Speaker 1>you look for commitment. Yeah, there's this guy that went

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<v Speaker 1>online to post like am I the a hole?

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<v Speaker 3>Because this is what's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>So his partner, he'd been dating this girl for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of months and everything was going great, abe nice,

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<v Speaker 1>getting along, everything seemed normal. She calls him one night

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<v Speaker 1>and she's panicking, can't Breathe thinks she's dying. She's like

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<v Speaker 1>in the phone like something like that's how it was,

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<v Speaker 1>like right, She's like she's having something's wrong. She goes

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, I think I'm dying. No one's home

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<v Speaker 1>to help me because her parents are out.

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<v Speaker 5>I need help.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's really really wrong. So he jumped in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>races over at nighttime. So this is Dan would to

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<v Speaker 1>her side because this is the commitment you want in

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<v Speaker 1>a man. She gets to the front door, opens the

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<v Speaker 1>front door, races in to save his partner and she

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<v Speaker 1>just is there laughing, and he's like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, got you just wanted to test your commitment What.

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<v Speaker 5>Ding ding ding? You passed the test?

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, ding ding ding massive red flag.

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<v Speaker 5>Run the other way.

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<v Speaker 1>So she had contrived this whole thing where she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just see if he's really in this. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to pretend I'm dying and see if he comes to

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<v Speaker 1>help me, and she's like, you past and he his

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<v Speaker 1>response was like stuff you, I am never speaking to

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<v Speaker 1>you again. So he left and he's since ghosted her. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>are you the a whole Absolutely you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a red flag? Who is doing these?

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<v Speaker 1>If you need to do a commitment test, your barner,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you dating? Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>Brit This to me is it's so extreme because also

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<v Speaker 2>it's a terrible commitment test right like it dying, like

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<v Speaker 2>literally anyone would come like my neighbor would come over.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not committed to me if I was dying.

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<v Speaker 2>If someone's dying, who you loosely know you'll go and

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<v Speaker 2>help them move.

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<v Speaker 6>You if anyone was dying and they asked me for

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<v Speaker 6>help help.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a shitty called the ambo.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, look, I've never done a commitment test, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not against test incompletely total.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I was in my early twenties.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a very unfaithful boyfriend, right, and I knew it,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't have any proof.

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<v Speaker 4>But I knew it. I knew he was cheating on me.

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<v Speaker 5>I knew it in your loins.

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<v Speaker 2>You just just you know, when you've got that feeling

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<v Speaker 2>that they're just being unfaithful and something's going down. But

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<v Speaker 2>then they're telling you that you're crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You find female panties in your bed, you're just not

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<v Speaker 1>like lim sleeping with someone you get an inkling.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I didn't have any hard proof.

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<v Speaker 2>So what I did was I created a fake Instagram account.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was a very attractive girl, and she started

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<v Speaker 2>messaging him, and he started messaging back all sexy, and

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<v Speaker 2>he trapped himself.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, no, you trapped him.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, Laura, that's identity theft.

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<v Speaker 1>You stole someone's image and pretended to be. Her name

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<v Speaker 1>was Sarah.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't go out with anything more original? What an idiot?

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<v Speaker 5>What did he say back? He was horny and sexy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he was doing naughty stuff. He was doing he

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<v Speaker 4>was writing naughty things. So she wow. And then I

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<v Speaker 4>had all the evidence. So then did you how did

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<v Speaker 4>this unravel?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you tell him we like Aha, I accidentally stumbled

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<v Speaker 1>into your phone and found your DM.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm Sarah.

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<v Speaker 2>I told him that Sarah was friends with one of

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<v Speaker 2>my staff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're so so many problems.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know what he's like, Sarah's not real. We're

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<v Speaker 5>breaking up like he would have known for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't leave me because I'm crazy. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what I'll do.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't do commitment tests on your partner.

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<v Speaker 2>The lesson here is if you need to do a

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<v Speaker 2>commitment test on your partner, the relationship is not worth

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<v Speaker 2>being in.

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<v Speaker 4>That is the actual lesson.

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<v Speaker 1>Agreed, Can you message Ben as Sarah motion your boyfriend, Ben.

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<v Speaker 6>He's not going to cheat with the time your friends, Brie.

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<v Speaker 6>That's too hard, it's too hard. All right, we'll see

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<v Speaker 6>you guys tomorrow. If you missed any of the show

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<v Speaker 6>podcasted on the iHeartRadio app. Otherwise, I will see you

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<v Speaker 6>guys tomorrow