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Speaker 1: Hey, can I everyone welcome to the podcast. Wood He

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Speaker 1: has gone, uh do he? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I think he just picked up and left and totally

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Speaker 2: forgot that we're doing a podcast up, which is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.

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Speaker 2: I aladio producer Tim is here though, Tim, anything you

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Speaker 2: want to say.

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Speaker 3: Great show.

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Speaker 4: Loved all the bits that I was involved in.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 6: Were you involved in any biz?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 5: No, I wasn't. Actually the openers.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, in the production you're involved in?

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Speaker 6: Mate, You're going.

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Speaker 5: You missed the boat, can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's quite hard bading in.

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Speaker 1: All right, George? Anything from you?

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I've got a lot to say, but I.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but cool.

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Speaker 8: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got this bok who joins us on the show

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Speaker 2: right now, the one and only. It's Scott cam.

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Speaker 3: Get up boys, we mate. I've known it for a

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Speaker 3: long time. And now look at you. You're in the

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Speaker 3: Channel nine stable.

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Speaker 4: Do you enjoy seeing our photos there, Scotty in the

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Speaker 4: in the corridors of Channel nine.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't, so I enjoyed it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Scott, I've actually seen Speaking of photos, I've seen

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Speaker 4: the promo shots for the new season of The Block,

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Speaker 4: the sixteenth season.

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Speaker 5: Of The Block.

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Speaker 4: A little bit of mud on the face, now, mate,

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty progressive with my beauty regime and I actually

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Speaker 4: don't mind a bit of mud on the body.

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Speaker 5: How did you like it?

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Speaker 3: Yes? I love it? Eight agh season.

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Speaker 4: Boys, by the way, you slipped into without you slipped

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Speaker 4: in two without us knowing there.

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Speaker 3: Our show can drink and votes, So mate, I had

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Speaker 3: the cucumbers on the eyes, I had the mud on

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Speaker 3: the face. But like in the forty five day period

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Speaker 3: on the Block, this year we had thirty nine days

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Speaker 3: of rain straight and the site turned into a combai.

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Speaker 3: It was a disaster and we had a cruise walking

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Speaker 3: around the cameras in ankle deep marred contestants. It was

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Speaker 3: a really tough series three, much out of the Massidon Rangers.

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Speaker 3: It was very.

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Speaker 1: Cold, very cold, very cold.

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Speaker 2: Now you you kind of had to love it, mate,

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Speaker 2: because you renovated a house.

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Speaker 6: You renovated a house yourself.

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Speaker 1: This year.

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Speaker 3: Well, there was the original homestead on the property that

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Speaker 3: reboard from the McGeorge family built in eighteen sixty and

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Speaker 3: it was it was really falling down. It was just

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Speaker 3: it was more an inspiration for the other contestants because

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Speaker 3: I was not very judged. I've not gotten the auction.

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Speaker 3: It was just there's another house there, so why not

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Speaker 6: And have you have you still? Have you still got it? Scottie? Like,

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Speaker 6: do you do you feel like you still got it?

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Speaker 2: Or were you sort of missing nails with your hammer

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Speaker 6: You're fooling for things that the.

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Speaker 3: Boys from sixty right, But I mean clean eCOM.

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Speaker 3: I got out the bulls show. I get on the

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Speaker 3: Well that's to the best, the top gun on trade.

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Speaker 5: So sorry, Scotty.

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Speaker 4: So the other houses on the block this year is

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Speaker 3: Well, there's these famous tylers in Melbourne called the Cursier

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Speaker 3: Brothers and they're like the master Crafts from They're magnificent

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Speaker 3: Lake Champion, I'm the best furniture maker in Melbourne is

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Speaker 3: Christian Cole. You know he does magnificent work, So we

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Speaker 1: On the blocks and the sticks.

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Speaker 6: Scottie Cam's taking all the trades.

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Speaker 1: Hey mate, let's talk about the Let's talk about.

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Speaker 2: What's obviously the bit that's being flashed around on TV

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Speaker 3: after reasons, I'm sure there's a rough, rough concept of

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Speaker 4: So was the main reason they left Scotti, because you

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Speaker 3: Have been parting off by the way his heats a

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Speaker 3: why they didn't actually tell us why. They didn't give

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, all right, Well, gee whiz, it sounds

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Speaker 6: You've got a.

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Speaker 2: Whole bunch of people, paupers, really laboring around in the mart.

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Speaker 6: And then you've got Scotty cam up on.

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Speaker 2: A beautiful couch, beautiful table with the best tiles and

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Speaker 2: the bits up on the hill on a mansion. You

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Speaker 2: got people quitting the show. The Block eighteenth season Tree

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Speaker 2: Change premieres. It's this Sunday night, seven o'clock, Channel nine

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Speaker 2: and nine. Now, Scotty, always good to talk to you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much for coming on the show.

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Speaker 10: Mate, good boys.

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Speaker 3: I'm often down. I placed it in the hot spy

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Speaker 3: waving for them.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 5: I know this is embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: I know this is hard to admit, but grow some

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Speaker 4: cans Australia thirteen one or six fives number. I know

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Speaker 4: people have done this. Did you make a career choice

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Speaker 3: Sixty?

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Speaker 6: I share a pet So when I was how successful

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Speaker 2: Nah?

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Speaker 5: And you know this.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't a good personal trainer because I actually don't

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Speaker 4: the sole reason I wanted to do it was I

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Speaker 4: just thought if I'm PT, I mean so sexy.

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Speaker 4: I think it's just you know, like Hollywood tells you

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Speaker 2: What Hollywood tells you that pgs pick up you know,

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Speaker 4: You know the guys at the gym, and they're always

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Speaker 4: having the affairs.

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Speaker 6: Hollywood, you can't know a single movie you got. You know,

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Speaker 4: Think I'm sure in a movie there's been like, oh,

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Speaker 5: Personal trainer, and then I was like I could be

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Speaker 4: The reason we are talking about and please, if you've

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Speaker 4: done this before, give us a call.

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Speaker 5: Thirty one O six five, come on join me.

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Speaker 2: I'm not the only you wanted to have the words

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Speaker 2: PT like you were saying before.

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Speaker 1: You like the idea having PT on your back on.

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Speaker 5: My days off.

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Speaker 4: I would still wear my personal trainer Polo because I

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Speaker 4: wanted people to know nothing that I was a person.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely like a personal trainer polo.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I look back on it know that I

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Speaker 4: wasn't getting much interest. But the reason I'm talking about

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Speaker 4: it will is because it was successful for the great

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Speaker 4: actress that is Jennifer Coolidge. So Jennifer Coolidge famously played

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Speaker 4: Stiffler's mom Stiffler's mom in American Pie, and she made

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Speaker 4: quite an amazing well confession about post that role.

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Speaker 12: I was so happy for American Pie and the milk thing,

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Speaker 6: Do you want to take you? How many roots is?

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Speaker 5: We're going to Tyson here? Now?

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Speaker 4: Tyson, I love your honesty here mate. You you took

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how are we? Boys?

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Speaker 11: Can get a tan, you get a pan, just some.

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Speaker 3: Numbers have a good time, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: I got a life guards especially like it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like you know those those bonder life guards.

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Speaker 5: That Yeah, bloody earth so good.

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Speaker 5: Jackie, you two go on a dry guys? Yes?

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Speaker 7: Hello, so similar to will. I actually took.

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Speaker 5: But Jackie, so did it work for you?

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Speaker 9: Yes, so it actually landed me quite a few days.

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Speaker 2: No, you are what I'm saying. But I think a

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Speaker 4: I mean it makes me want to do a big,

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Speaker 2: Because Male because male pts end up going down that

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Speaker 4: They talk about nutritional Yes, all right, let's go to Beth. Now, Beth,

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Speaker 4: you took on a job to attract people.

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Speaker 11: Yes, I did?

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Speaker 5: What was it?

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Speaker 3: So? You know?

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Speaker 11: I'm a jiit of man. I like chuckies and trading

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Speaker 9: So I can me them.

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Speaker 6: I A'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 1: Bet you may as well have been speaking Russian to me.

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Speaker 6: Then what did you say? What did you say?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 11: Like the machine that loads the truck you load?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I become a driver.

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Speaker 6: You're a four clip driver, you're a Yeah.

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Speaker 5: That works for you.

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Speaker 4: I found a lot of people.

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Speaker 6: Old show. Yeah, but it hasn't worked for you at all.

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Speaker 1: Beth.

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Speaker 11: No, I'm but sadly because that's a male dominant dub.

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Speaker 11: But to see like a girl four driver, they're like,

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Speaker 4: No, just yeah old oh you keep living there, all right,

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Speaker 4: you'll get one.

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Speaker 1: You get one.

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Speaker 6: It's will And right now we are doing text for Lette.

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Speaker 2: I get to grab Boody's phone and text anybody in

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Speaker 4: Adam from Peaking that that's not bad, Adam from Adam

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Speaker 4: from Seeking that I've recently been selling photos of my

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Speaker 4: feet on only fans. There's one fan who keeps demanding your.

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Speaker 1: Feet just throw back there.

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Speaker 6: I'll split it.

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Speaker 1: Deaf Claire Smith, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 5: I choose her.

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Speaker 1: Ps.

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Speaker 6: I really liked the black top you're wearing.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing about God?

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Speaker 6: Grant Danny's text me back.

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Speaker 4: If you host that show, I'll be forced to climb

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Speaker 4: up a ladder and punch you in your knee out.

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Speaker 5: It's will and Woodies.

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Speaker 1: So where's that can happen?

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Speaker 6: Put it on black?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: I know?

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Speaker 2: Why we keep doing this sal as we do? It's entertaining.

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Speaker 2: I know it's entertaining for you guys. We alternate one

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Speaker 2: week on, one week.

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Speaker 6: Off with today.

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Speaker 2: I've got your phone, I'll get to text anyone in

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Speaker 2: your phone. Look, I could pretend for a bit of

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Speaker 1: His name is Max Gorn. He is the captain of

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Speaker 1: the Melbourne Football Club.

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Speaker 5: No you can't. I'm not supposed to have his number.

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Speaker 1: I know that that's what makes it good.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, that's embarrassing. He's embarrassing to have his

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Speaker 9: Gee?

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Speaker 4: But if we become mates, this could be good. Now

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Speaker 4: be careful with the message. How's he feeling about tomorrow?

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Speaker 6: You're going to be there gemedy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So just if you're not an AFL fan, you

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Speaker 2: Melbourne Demons.

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Speaker 5: He kept a very very big fan worship him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we've said enough.

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Speaker 2: It's over to you guys now though, because Australia gets

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Speaker 2: to draft the message.

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Speaker 4: Let's just let's just all do Woody your favor and

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Speaker 4: just go get Max.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be at the game tomorrow. Can I

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Speaker 1: God? I love that. I don't even know that.

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Speaker 4: Because it's risk free because if he says, yeah, mate,

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Speaker 4: come down, and if he says you're a weirdo, get

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Speaker 4: out of the change, and they.

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Speaker 5: Go, oh, I didn't write that mate.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So come on, Australia, someone that's called trying to think.

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Speaker 1: What would what wouldn't work for you?

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Speaker 2: Though in that instance you don't even think all that.

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Speaker 2: I think that's exactly what I'd be thinking. All right,

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Speaker 2: third and one and six five. I'm gonna throw it

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Speaker 2: over to you guys for a bit of inspiration we have.

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Speaker 2: I've got Woody's phone open, I've got text message to

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Speaker 2: Max Gorne open.

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Speaker 1: We can write whatever we like to him.

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Speaker 5: I loved him on a podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's make this as awful as we possibly can for Australia.

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Speaker 1: Third, one and six five.

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Speaker 2: What should the message to Max Goran be, Give us

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Speaker 2: a call, we'll draft it up. Next, Will and Woody kiss,

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Speaker 2: I hope you're having a wonderful drive home.

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Speaker 1: What about if it's something like reckon I can have

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Speaker 1: your shorts.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a good one too.

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Speaker 1: Oh you like that way?

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Speaker 13: I like that?

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Speaker 6: What about like how big is you?

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Speaker 2: Did?

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Speaker 10: Coming up next?

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Speaker 5: Will and Woody the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We are doing text Roulette's Will and wood I mean,

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Speaker 2: so they can work the turks.

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Speaker 1: Ruler put it on black all right.

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Speaker 2: Every Thursday afternoon, Woods and I get to go to

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Speaker 1: The league, lots of people that in the AFL.

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Speaker 2: Woods is a very big fan of the AFL team

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Speaker 2: know anything about AFL to know that he worships this team.

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Speaker 5: We've been in the same cafe together once.

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Speaker 1: Strange and I was the sort of areas that were.

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Speaker 5: I think what I'm going to do is just pay.

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Speaker 4: For his breakfast and then walk out, and I reckon

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Speaker 4: was like, get out, get.

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Speaker 5: Out to not pay for Max Gorn's.

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Speaker 6: Breakfast, You're just.

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Speaker 5: And then classy.

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Speaker 4: And then in my head, in my head, Max was

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Speaker 4: was and be like, well, let's be mates.

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Speaker 5: It's that that's awesome.

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Speaker 6: Because he made twenty bucks for Reggie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh god, okay, they're the areas we're in Wood.

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Speaker 2: He loses all sense of rationale or all his inhibitions

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Speaker 2: love to see him in a very awkward spot with him. Sam,

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Speaker 2: what should we text Max Corn, captain of Wood's football

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Speaker 8: Hey, boys, I reckon, I'm not big in the NFL,

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Speaker 8: but I know that Collingwood are a big yep ye

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Speaker 8: team that's facing Tomorrow's I think you say, Hey, Max,

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Speaker 8: I'm a big fan, but do you reckon, you could

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Speaker 8: pass you on to my idol, Scott Pendlebury from Collingwood.

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Speaker 2: Ask for the number of asking asking for the use

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Speaker 1: Yes, Sam, Now we're in areas.

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Speaker 4: Now we're in an area and it's a day before

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Speaker 4: And we're playing Collingwood tomorrow, that's what.

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Speaker 6: That so good?

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00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,080
Speaker 2: I know you're playing them tomorrow, But any chance that

452
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:13,520
Speaker 2: you rubbed shoulders with Scott Penderbreen, would you mind not

453
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,800
Speaker 2: do that? Moan?

454
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:17,960
Speaker 13: Oh?

455
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 6: Morgan, what should we text? Max? Going off with He's fine?

456
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,879
Speaker 13: Go hey boys, I reckon, you should text him. Hey Max,

457
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,560
Speaker 13: It's Woody from Wilmoody. I'm a huge fan mate. I'm

458
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,159
Speaker 13: going to be at the game tomorrow. How would you

459
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,879
Speaker 13: feel if I come into the shed see to squire

460
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 13: my left thumb cheek after the.

461
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,480
Speaker 6: Game sign my left cheek?

462
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, would actually be a dream coming true?

463
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,399
Speaker 1: Too close to the that I mean?

464
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,200
Speaker 5: If he says yes, there, Morgan's done me a favor.

465
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 2: Yes, no, because I don't want you in because you'll

466
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:53,119
Speaker 2: end up any actually interaction that occurs between you and

467
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,120
Speaker 2: Max You're gonna love.

468
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,040
Speaker 5: Yes, that's true.

469
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 1: And if he says, sure, mate, come down and sign

470
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 1: my cheek.

471
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 5: God, yeah, I'd love that.

472
00:20:59,119 --> 00:20:59,679
Speaker 1: You'd love that, but.

473
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,359
Speaker 2: Don't on that, Adrian, Adrian, here, what should we text

474
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:03,879
Speaker 2: Max Gorne?

475
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,920
Speaker 1: Off with his phone?

476
00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:09,800
Speaker 10: Boys? I think Woody should text Max Gorne and say

477
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,919
Speaker 10: that it's always been a dream of his and that

478
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 10: you've asked your partner men to be able to make

479
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 10: love under a Maxbourne poster, but still only agree to

480
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 10: it if Max Gorne gives it the big tick of approval.

481
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 2: No, so I'm texting Gorney and I'll probably say I'll

482
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 2: just image we get.

483
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 6: This drafting Gorney. Uh, that's Joda Gorney.

484
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:46,639
Speaker 2: Oh hey, Adrian, Adrian, Yes, what about have I said?

485
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 2: Get a Gorney? Woody wood he hear backets Will and Woody.

486
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 2: He's probably not gonna know who we are. That's fine,

487
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 2: Will wore wood You hear breaks Willan Woody my bit

488
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 2: of a strange request, mate, But my partner him is

489
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 2: keen to make love under a Max Gorn poster, but

490
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 2: she's only agreed to it if you're okay, signing the

491
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 2: poster first brackets.

492
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 6: I'm Gorney. I'm Goney Corn Corn. You know the song.

493
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 4: That's terrible Love you, Adrian?

494
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,959
Speaker 6: All right, what do you say, mate? You got more there,

495
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,639
Speaker 6: you got more sugar?

496
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,240
Speaker 10: I think I think the first part was good and

497
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 10: it's also scapegoarding also as mim because you've handled put

498
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 10: her under the bus.

499
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 1: There no exactly.

500
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 5: Like I'm trying to be cool.

501
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,359
Speaker 6: Leave it with me, Adrian. Great work. We're going to

502
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 6: go to the traffic.

503
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 5: Said relationship wind out.

504
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 6: If Corney gets back to us on the other side,

505
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 6: we are well. We're in an interesting spot. We played

506
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 6: text rolette on a Thursday.

507
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 2: One of us gets to grab the other's phone and

508
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 2: text whoever they want, whatever they want.

509
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 5: It's will and bodies where the.

510
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 2: Ruler put it on black?

511
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: What interesting question that?

512
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 6: What's the worst that could happen?

513
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 5: Est you've absolutely fed me here, you have it. I

514
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:18,439
Speaker 5: absolutely well.

515
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 1: I haven't the game, Haste, You don't hate the game.

516
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 4: You chose the text the captain of the Melbourn Football Club,

517
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 4: And I get if you're not into ifl it doesn't matter.

518
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 5: I just know that I worship this person and.

519
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 4: They've got a really important game in twenty four hours.

520
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,399
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm sure he said bigger things in his

521
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 2: life than a freak message. That a freak message from

522
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 2: someone coming up the day before a game.

523
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,119
Speaker 5: You just have to focus.

524
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 6: He's fine. I think he's all right.

525
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,399
Speaker 1: Might I was going to say he might not have

526
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: even looked at his phone, But.

527
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 4: Now that producers a hound in him, just leave him alone,

528
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 4: I think, man alone.

529
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 6: We found out that.

530
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 4: And I guess you've got a bet on the pies,

531
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 4: Pope Hans, So you're trying to throw the DS and

532
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 4: piece off.

533
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 5: At least I know you go for the pies.

534
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, a little bit of call.

535
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 2: So we did text the captain of the Meltonin football

536
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 2: club your team just before a message suggested by Adrian.

537
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 2: Great idea, Adrian, Adrian, this is what this is what

538
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 2: we ended up sending him off your phone?

539
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 1: What about?

540
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,919
Speaker 6: Have I said? Get a gorney?

541
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 5: What do you hear?

542
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 6: Breaks Bill and Woody.

543
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 2: A bit of a strange request, mate, But my partner

544
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 2: Mim is keen to make love under a Max Gorn poster.

545
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: But she's only agreed to it if you're okay signing

546
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: the poster first brackets. I'm gorney, I'm goney.

547
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 6: Know the song.

548
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 1: That's right off it was right someone alright.

549
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: So but the truth of the matter is that we've

550
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 2: gotten It's probably the worst that could happen has happened.

551
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 5: Because he has produces a calling him previously in text.

552
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 6: Will let you know.

553
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: Even if you get any sort of response, you know

554
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: that they've kind of understood. It's bit of a joke

555
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,920
Speaker 1: maybe or whatever. We are just sitting in the blue.

556
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: It's taken.

557
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 2: You know, it's you know, you sort of feel like

558
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 2: you're sixteen again. You've you've you're on the MSN messenger.

559
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 2: Appreciate you text the person that you like most in

560
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 2: the world.

561
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: They're the only window that you've got open.

562
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, I appreciate it.

563
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: And you just they haven't replied and just waiting for that.

564
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 4: And poopants wreck because I said, well, it's just it's

565
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 4: a day out from the big game, so maybe she's

566
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 4: got his phone on aeroplane mode. But poo pants reckons,

567
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 4: he's done a little bit of maths and poop pants

568
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 4: you reckon. It's ringing to the to the point where

569
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 4: he's not letting it ring out. It's not just not ringing.

570
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 4: So it's at this middle area, which means he's probably

571
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 4: screening the calls.

572
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it, it's not it's more rings that do

573
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: not disturb, but not enough rings for the full I.

574
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: Haven't received this call. He's looking at it and declining.

575
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 4: So so he now knows that the message from me.

576
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 4: He's seen that. Yeah, and now he's sounded with phoney.

577
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,200
Speaker 2: From Will and Woody the famous radioh good one, good one,

578
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 2: and you're Gorney.

579
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 5: You're get the message, mate?

580
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 3: And now.

581
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 6: A one?

582
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 5: Are you written back?

583
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 3: No?

584
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 9: No, I reckon what we do?

585
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 6: Final final threat at the stumps.

586
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: Let's call him?

587
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 3: No?

588
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 6: No, yes, no, final throat.

589
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 5: I hit my own bat.

590
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 3: Let's go.

591
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 1: I'm not part of this, starling.

592
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 5: Now I'm not part of this.

593
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: Well, well fine, I'll just have a private conversation with

594
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: Max Corn. You couldn't handle that. Now, I've got a situation.

595
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: We've got no dial tome. Here we go.

596
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: I try again, just hanging in one more time, one

597
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: more time.

598
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 6: We might get ad he's just not picking up. Second

599
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,479
Speaker 6: time around, he's not picking up.

600
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 5: Come on, stop the man.

601
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: This is the second call. How many callses he headed that?

602
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 5: A few calls come on, guys, he's got a big

603
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 5: games prone up.

604
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: We're just waiting for the just waiting for it to

605
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,199
Speaker 1: ring through here, just wrap it up.

606
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 5: Let's just wrap up the bit. Let's just wrap Come on.

607
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: If I get nothing here, you have reached the message?

608
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: Hang up?

609
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 5: All right, I'm changing my number.

610
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 6: Why didn't we leave a message?

611
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 5: Because can we try to kiss?

612
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 6: Hotline?

613
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

614
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 5: No that it just he went. Please don't call him again.

615
00:26:59,160 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 4: Please don't call it.

616
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 5: You're distracting him.

617
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 6: I think let's just call the kiss.

618
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 5: I'm leaving.

619
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: I'm going I'll have a cut. Oh my god, Hang on,

620
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: what are you going to say? What are you going

621
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: to say? If you picks up, I'll leave a message.

622
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 3: You have reached me.

623
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So we're gonna hang out there before his

624
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: number gets read out.

625
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,400
Speaker 4: Why don't have to go bad on my turn? Every

626
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 4: every other time I've done this, it's been like a

627
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 4: bit of a laugh. Granted you had a love step

628
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 4: close Smith. You're gonna be on a podcast, Adam from begging.

629
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 4: That's giving your tickets to.

630
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 5: Chummy. My turn like hates me and.

631
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 6: You want to make love under a woods?

632
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 2: I want to talk to you about a phenomenon called

633
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 2: the quiet quit, which is a thing that people are

634
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 2: doing it.

635
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: It's a trend. It's become a trend on the.

636
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:06,360
Speaker 2: On TikTok where you're not outright quitting your job, you're

637
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 2: just quitting the idea of going above and beyond.

638
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: At your job.

639
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 4: So it's become a terrible employee effectively.

640
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: But no, you still fulfill your duties, but you're not

641
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: really subscribing to the idea of like hustle culture.

642
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 5: So doing the bare minimum. Yes, yes, it's five o'clock.

643
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: You're out of the office, Yes, exactly, which is apparently

644
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 2: a thing I mean shocking.

645
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 6: Why do you know what you said before was right,

646
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 6: you're a terrible employee.

647
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 5: I'd hate to hear that the white people doing it.

648
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 5: White people.

649
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 6: Quite That's what I said.

650
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: It's to go against the hustler mentality.

651
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's a millennial movement. These millennials,

652
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: they like to like counterculture.

653
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 6: That's what they're into.

654
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 5: The disruptors will disrupt us to.

655
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 2: The industry, you know, like when people were wearing you know, okay,

656
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: so you and I are this is an example of counterculture.

657
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 2: Millennials cool you and I occasionally don't run wearing a

658
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 2: skinny pant.

659
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 5: I love a skinny pant. Yeah, skinny chean, skinny chain.

660
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: Okay, so they would look at us as schmucks for

661
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: wearing skinny pants.

662
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 5: The young kids.

663
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh no, Hang on a second, Annals you like

664
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 4: my you know my skinny chinos are wear.

665
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 5: You know the skinny cheans are wear?

666
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 4: Oh wow you oh my god, you hate them?

667
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 3: Really?

668
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

669
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 5: I thought that was like tight fash.

670
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: No, no, because they wear tight waisted baggy pants. That's

671
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: the look. Yeah.

672
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 5: So anyway, it looks dorky.

673
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 1: It spoken like a true boomer.

674
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: So so it's counterculture. However, this is the idea of

675
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 2: quite quitting for me. I was thinking, like, I'm sure

676
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: it works in some jobs, but I don't think it

677
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: could work in our job, if I'm being perfectly honest

678
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Speaker 2: with you.

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Speaker 4: So we were just not like we really wouldn't care

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Speaker 4: about the show, and we'd just be like, oh, I

681
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Speaker 4: don't even care.

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Speaker 5: We talk about that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we've got to do the bare minimum. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I see.

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Speaker 2: I The thing is, I actually think I could quietly

686
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Speaker 2: quit on the show I've got could you've got that

687
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Speaker 2: potential in.

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Speaker 4: Me literally, you ang, you're an anchor, man the anchor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what if I just didn't care?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you probably got that more sort of like

691
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Speaker 5: I don't care.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but bout you, I've got that gear.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You, on the other hand, I'm pretty excitable. You would

695
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Speaker 2: struggle to quietly quit Woody.

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Speaker 5: That's fair, Yeah you would, sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I want to try and put that to the test.

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Speaker 5: What you just want to do the rest of the

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Speaker 5: show and not really care about.

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Speaker 2: What we want to do for the rest of the show,

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Speaker 2: because well, first of all, I don't you can go

702
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Speaker 2: that fast. Second of all, I think that'll put you

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Speaker 2: in a very dark place. Yeah, thirty one six five,

704
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Speaker 2: we're going to go to a song. Yeah, I want

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Speaker 2: people to call. I want you to try and quietly quite,

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Speaker 2: I want you to try.

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Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, Yeah, nice, good, appreciate it.

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Speaker 6: No, I don't appreciate it. That's too much.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, sorry, I mean the best thing is just

710
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Speaker 4: not to talk, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: You can't not do it be quitting. Oh you're right,

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Speaker 6: bloody hell, it's hard to find the line quietly. Look much,

713
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 6: you're already engaged again.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Kelsey me that good, Kelsey here we

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Speaker 1: go on Kelsey.

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Speaker 7: So I got an official invite from Queen Elizabeth ordering

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Speaker 7: the Chancellor of London to invite me to a party

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Speaker 7: at Buckingham Palace. And then after roaming the gardens, we

719
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Speaker 7: had to choose whether we'd rather meet the Queen or

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Speaker 7: print Terry.

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Speaker 13: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Actually genuinely don't care about that.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a crap, Will and Woody. I know

724
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Speaker 1: you can win a thousand bucks all thanks to Guinness.

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Speaker 1: Winter is the time for smooth, satisfying flavor.

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Speaker 11: Winter is skinner season.

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Speaker 14: Drink responsibly, Will.

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Speaker 6: Alright, he would, sir.

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Speaker 2: It takes two minutes for a Guinness to settle in

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Speaker 2: the glass. So the question is can you spin a

731
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Speaker 2: great yarn for that long? Two minutes is a long time,

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Speaker 2: long time to be telling a story for. If you

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Speaker 2: can give us entertain for two minutes, you want a

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Speaker 2: thousand bucks into now, willamwodo dot com. We've got four

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Speaker 2: people who are willing to take the two minute Guinness

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Speaker 2: challenge today.

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Speaker 5: We're brutal.

738
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Speaker 4: The second that we get bored or that we're not

739
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Speaker 4: interested in your story, we buzz you out and you

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Speaker 4: do not win the thousand dollard Who doesn't.

741
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Speaker 2: Go off this week, We're just going to jackpot it,

742
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Speaker 2: so it'll be two thousand dollars next week, three thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars a week after, et cetera, et cetera.

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Speaker 5: You've got a hot story, Yeah, go to willum weed

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Speaker 5: dot com.

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Speaker 1: That is that is good.

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Speaker 2: Cat registered their two minute story Terresa, you are up first?

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Speaker 6: Are you ready?

749
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Speaker 14: I am, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Your time starts now.

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Speaker 7: Wonderful.

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Speaker 14: We my husband and I went on our honeymoon and

753
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Speaker 14: we thought we'd go to Africa to see the gorillas.

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Speaker 8: And as we.

755
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Speaker 14: Arrived, our tour guide handed and sover to this tour

756
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Speaker 14: guide in Congo who was high as the kite and

757
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Speaker 14: took off with our passports.

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Speaker 11: Oh wow.

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Speaker 14: As we got there, there was eight in our tour

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Speaker 14: group and they split us up into four groups. We

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Speaker 14: traveled about a k and we got a flat tire

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Speaker 14: and we had to get out of the car as

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Speaker 14: a whole lot of Conganese kids are physically rocking this

764
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Speaker 14: car and we're sitting.

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Speaker 1: Started really well, started hot.

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00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 5: The tour guide was high and then pop time pop tied.

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Speaker 1: She made it the Conganese kids.

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 1: Enough, Amanda, we've been savage so far.

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Speaker 9: How are you feeling, Hey, I'm pretty good. How are

771
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 9: you guys?

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Speaker 1: Pretty well?

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Speaker 6: You two minutes starts now?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

775
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Speaker 9: Also, well, it's actually a story about a really good

776
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 9: friend of mine here Val. She's like one of the toughest,

777
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 9: the most amazing women I've ever met. And it's a

778
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Speaker 9: story actually about how she became a mother before she

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Speaker 9: reached the age of ten.

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Speaker 2: Wow, keep going, okay right now, if you've been jibbed,

781
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Speaker 2: I will come home extra.

782
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Speaker 9: Hard and I this is a true story.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

784
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Speaker 9: So yeah, she was six years old and her dad

785
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Speaker 9: got a job in PNG. He was working on the

786
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 9: slit way up there with all the boats that came

787
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Speaker 9: in and out of the harbor. And they settled on

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Speaker 9: this little island called Samurai, and her and her two

789
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 9: sisters and a mum and a dad, And this one

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Speaker 9: particular day they got invited to this neighboring island next

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Speaker 9: door by some of the elders who who worked on

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Speaker 9: that or who lived on that island, and the really

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Speaker 9: big deal for them to be accepted on this island,

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Speaker 9: so they had to actually do this trek across their

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Speaker 9: island to another bay.

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Speaker 5: To get to the point here you've hooked. I cautioned

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Speaker 5: you to get to the point though.

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Speaker 9: Okay. So they got to this island and they had

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Speaker 9: this amazing time with the elders. When they got home

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Speaker 9: that night, she had a weird feeling in her arm.

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Speaker 9: And she'd been playing on the island with all the

802
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Speaker 9: locals and during the day, so they weren't quite sure

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Speaker 9: that well, you know, she's just you know, she's just

804
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Speaker 9: you know, over exerted herself or something like that, and

805
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Speaker 9: she must have bumped and grazed herself and she had

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Speaker 9: this weird mark on her arm. So she went to bed,

807
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Speaker 9: and then the next day she woke up and she

808
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 9: had this massive, big thing on her arm aside of

809
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 9: the fifty cent piece, and it had all this kind

810
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Speaker 9: of like liquid underneath it. And when her mum looked

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Speaker 9: at it, she pushed it. Because there's no medical tension

812
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 9: on the island. She pushed it and she could see

813
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 9: all this movement the under her arm, this big bubble,

814
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Speaker 9: and so her mum said, look, something's there to actually

815
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Speaker 9: lance it. So she went she went into the into

816
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Speaker 9: the bathroom and she got the sterile knife and made

817
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Speaker 9: it steril and she lanced it and she pushed all

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00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 9: this fluid out and hundreds of baby spiders came out

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Speaker 9: of her arm.

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Speaker 3: This is one I feel.

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Speaker 2: You want a thousand much.

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Speaker 1: I feel jibbed.

823
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Speaker 6: I feel nor jibs.

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Speaker 1: Was a mother.

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Speaker 6: You told me that she was a mother, ten Amanda.

826
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Speaker 6: And look look I'm not angry.

827
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Speaker 1: I'm not angry. I've been gibbed.

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Speaker 6: It was impressive swimdling. It was a very good hook.

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Speaker 6: Well done. Do you work in marketing or lying or no?

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Speaker 9: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Well no, well done, Well done to you. As what

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Speaker 2: he said, it's all about the art of telling the story.

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Speaker 2: One thousand dollars cash is Yours's the time for smooth,

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Speaker 2: satisfying flavor. Winter is Guinness season drink responds with willing,

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Speaker 2: what do you dot com?

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Speaker 1: Gone on the chance at the Guinness two minutes next week?

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Speaker 1: Will and what he