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Speaker 1: Hey, this is Christian. The show is on a break

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Speaker 1: for a week. Jackwell, Jack and Patsy are on a break.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually I don't talk about this a lot on

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Speaker 1: the show because I can't, but we're off air. What

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Speaker 1: I do is when I'm off for a week is

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Speaker 1: I'm a vigilante. So I will patrol the streets near

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Speaker 1: where I live and I will administer swift and brutal

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Speaker 1: justice as I see fit. But again, you didn't hear

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Speaker 1: that from me. So anyway, this is where was that?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Best of a little podcast mini episode some of our

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Speaker 1: favorite time wasters from this year.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't got an idea for a time waster

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Speaker 1: and I use it, I'll send you a little price

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Speaker 1: wherever you are in the world. Christian at Christian o'connall

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Speaker 1: dot com dot au let the funny begin Christian is

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Speaker 1: a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're doing the time waster.

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Speaker 1: We'll encourage you to get your phone out and you've

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Speaker 1: got your phone out anyway, and waste your time with

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Speaker 1: the show. We're looking for your Viking movies. Let's see

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Speaker 1: if we can get through this using the Viking music.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Viking fans. This is actually from a

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Speaker 1: TV show called The Last Kingdom on Netflix. Not bad,

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Speaker 1: It's not as good as Vikings, which is very good.

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Speaker 1: I'm pitching it to a show to you used to

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Speaker 1: haven't even written down you've got You're.

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Speaker 2: Never gonna watch your Vikings. It's interesting.

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Speaker 1: This song is about Urex, my son Uthrex shall have

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Speaker 1: an evil warlord.

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Speaker 2: Because that's how they speaking. Have you seen it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get all the over tomorrow. There's a lot

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Speaker 1: going on tomorrow. Show where did you find the magazine?

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Speaker 1: And you're gonna hear this?

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Speaker 2: My son? I never said that.

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Speaker 1: I said, where is like that? My son?

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Speaker 2: All right? Where were we? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Viking movies forgetting Sarah Marshall Gold, that's very smart man.

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Speaker 2: The Fjords and the Furious Gold.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the fifteenth when they run out of ideas, like

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Speaker 1: they haven't already been the past fewers, they go back

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Speaker 1: in time to a prequel. This in the he still

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Speaker 1: Hit plays himself in Diesel fast Boats School of Ragnarok Silver,

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Speaker 1: golden locks and two smoking barrels Silver Hagar Gilmour.

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Speaker 2: Gold. I thought what you lars did summer? It's been

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Speaker 2: too much going on.

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Speaker 1: Silver Vikings in the midst Gold when Helga met Magnus Viking,

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Speaker 1: Miss Daisy Sliding thoughts Gold, two parallel lives and what

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Speaker 1: could have happened to those Vikings? Back to Valhalla Silver,

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Speaker 1: uh Driving, Miss Frere Silvil plus Loki Stock and two

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Speaker 1: smoking barrels Silver plus meed.

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Speaker 2: Myself and Irene need the drink.

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Speaker 1: Of the silver plus who framed Ragna Rabbits Silver Days of.

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Speaker 2: Plunder Silver plus weekend at Bjornies Gold. Oh my word?

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Speaker 2: Who said that? One weekend? Daniel?

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Speaker 1: He said he's now got a fixation on the Vikings,

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Speaker 1: he's reading up on them.

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Speaker 2: Last couple then Shallow.

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Speaker 1: Valhalla Silver plus Pep Saving Private Beyond Not as Good

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Speaker 1: Bronze and the.

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Speaker 2: Big long Boat Ski Gold.

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Speaker 1: Nathan, don't you want the Christian O'Connell show podcast? Today

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Speaker 1: we're talking about cake songs. A couple of quick cake

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Speaker 1: facts at the top. Here You've got to see I've

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Speaker 1: always of producer rio tax purposes. Did you guys know

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Speaker 1: this is the central difference between cakes and biscuits. It's

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Speaker 1: the cakes go hard when stale biscuits go soft. Really yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. In Victorian England people believe that

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Speaker 1: keeping a fruit cake under the pillow would get you

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Speaker 1: an attractive partner. Wait, that doesn't, but that's how I

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Speaker 1: got my wife, My delicious cakey wife cake songs.

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Speaker 2: All right, mine muffin compares to you. That's a good start. Gold.

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Speaker 2: Why my while my gatto gently weeps.

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Speaker 1: Silver, gimme gimme, gimme a flan after midnight, gimme gimme

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Speaker 1: silver plus plus, baby's got back clavera silver cake me

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Speaker 1: up before you dodo, don't.

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Speaker 2: Cake gold cake, Thank you Jack? What have you got?

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Speaker 2: Cake songs? Don't go? Cake in my heart? Yes, basic silver,

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Speaker 2: funky brown, funky brown. When you take me.

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Speaker 1: To bronze, I can see you clearly now the rain

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Speaker 1: is gone.

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Speaker 2: That is gold, my friend. Welcome to the gold club.

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Speaker 1: Pull up to the brownie baby Silver. Another one bites

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Speaker 1: the crust, not really crust on pastry.

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Speaker 2: Yea bronze. Mark you down for Paul cake knowledge.

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Speaker 1: They're my friend, A boy named Tirama, Sue, that's more

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Speaker 1: like it, boy named Sue, Johnny Cash.

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Speaker 2: Bronze because.

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Speaker 1: Johnny Cash more than a filling silver. Tracy, Saturday nights

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Speaker 1: are right for baking silver. Since you've been s gone better.

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Speaker 1: Silver Plus, don't let the.

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Speaker 2: Hummingbird go down on me. Excuse me, David.

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Speaker 1: No points out for a use of humming bird as well.

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Speaker 2: The worst cake, correct, don't dream it's Pavlova. Gold. Things

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Speaker 2: can only get better. Gold. He's putting brackets here, lick

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Speaker 2: it off the spoon. How much did you love in

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Speaker 2: the cake?

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Speaker 1: I think they should just sell spoons. I've got cake

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Speaker 1: mix over them, cake on me? Uh huh, that's a

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Speaker 1: Gold Dave, well done, frosted bottom girls.

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Speaker 2: Silver who let the sponge out? Silver plus flour? Am

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Speaker 2: I supposed to sieve without you? Oh? That's a toofa yeah,

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Speaker 2: but too garbled from Livin la vida Pavlova.

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Speaker 1: Silver Cake it to the limit, Silver cotton eye dough Gold.

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Speaker 1: I can see pastry now the rain has gone down.

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Speaker 1: We've already spoken about the pastry ruling. It applies to

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Speaker 1: you as well. Gatto get you into my life. Silver

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Speaker 1: Janey's got a bun, Gold total clips of the tart,

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Speaker 1: Gold piano Flan.

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Speaker 2: Curen front runner. Who's that kirsty battery home soon?

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Speaker 1: Silver plus you sponge me right round, baby, Silver dude

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Speaker 1: looks like a lammit.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Thank you very much for tuning in.

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Speaker 1: It is drunk movies. If you've got any drunk movies

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Speaker 1: for us, send them in Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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Speaker 1: com dot au. Crouching Tiger, Vomiting Dragon, you'll I bet

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Speaker 1: he's got a bunch of vomiting ones. Silver, that's the

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Speaker 1: only one. Paco Chips now you know you get the munchies.

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Speaker 1: I just want to Paco chips now, no control for

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Speaker 1: old men. Silver Fairest Butler's day drinking Silver Honey, I

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Speaker 1: drunk the kids, Gold.

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Speaker 2: Jackie Boy, what have you got drunk movies? Edward's subtled hands,

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Speaker 2: that's good Gold Ferris Bueller's cut off. He's had too

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Speaker 2: much Bronze the Hills. Have I ever told you how

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Speaker 2: much I love that is? Gold plus plus that's very good.

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Speaker 2: And Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal skull.

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Speaker 1: Sco Scull Scout Skull Bender like Beckham Silver, what I'm

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Speaker 1: merry black or down in one down in one down

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Speaker 2: Civil plus dude? Where am I? Gold?

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Speaker 1: Shindler's cocktail list sivil plus naughty Jody a few drunk

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Speaker 1: men Silver grant, I forgot what I did.

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Speaker 2: Last summer Civil plus word.

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Speaker 1: Drunk poets, society. Oh, late night kebab house, Where art thou?

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Speaker 2: Gold?

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Speaker 1: Why down Andrew? Intoxicated bastards? Gold men who stare at

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Speaker 1: top shelves?

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I get? Is that like?

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Speaker 1: Look at the whisky in the the older server shops,

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Speaker 1: at the magazines Silver flatter My back to the future Gold, Luke.

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Speaker 2: Dot turn Chavar going going home. I've had too much.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's very good.

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Speaker 1: Days of chunder silver gone in sixty stubbies bronze, can't recall.

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Speaker 2: What's that total record?

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Speaker 1: Wallace and Vomit Gold, Fifty Shades of Monchies Silver, One

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Speaker 1: too many flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest Silver, The Hunt for.

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Speaker 2: The Red Rooster. Oh I like that Gold.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for listening. So we are back

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Speaker 1: next week. If you want to find out any more

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