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Speaker 2: Am, your bet because we get to talk about toilet etiquette,

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Speaker 2: This is on the back of something we saw on

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Speaker 2: Love Island a couple of nights ago.

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Speaker 1: On its back Love Island pub test bouncers. I'm not

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Speaker 1: talking about Cricket or the dog from Neighbors.

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Speaker 2: I'm not digging him up again.

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Speaker 1: The ones that stand out. So the pub that don't

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Speaker 1: let you win? Do they pass the pub test?

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Speaker 2: See if it's Simon's has a new book. He's going

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Speaker 2: to be joining us as well.

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Speaker 1: And Kanye's Misso is in town?

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Speaker 2: Kanye's Misso, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Enjoy the podcast, everybody online, I won't know that a

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Speaker 1: miracle of recording. We have so many requests for them

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Speaker 1: to do it again.

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Speaker 3: Mistress Amanda's ms Keller Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 1: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 5: I've the legendary part Jonesy, Amanda the actress, Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Murder right now, and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 6: It could be for anyone that get selfie giant.

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Speaker 7: Now the good radio.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, but if a tongue tongue twist set Amanda, shoot Timy.

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Speaker 8: We're on the air.

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Speaker 2: Tell you new lady.

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Speaker 1: I love your head. You know what, don't you styl.

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Speaker 2: Don't you start? I had it cut and colored yesterday

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Speaker 2: and that's fair enough. But if you get one haircut,

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Speaker 2: one single haircut, people, have you had a haircut? Have

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Speaker 2: you had a haircut? So when I said to you,

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Speaker 2: I've had a haircut, don't come in and pretend you notice.

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Speaker 1: It looks good. Thank you, bren It looks fantastic because

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Speaker 2: Well, Brandon, you look fantastic. What's going on? What are

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Speaker 2: you after?

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Speaker 1: I don't want for anything.

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Speaker 2: I don't want for anything. I'm sad to hear about

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Speaker 2: Studio ten finishing. You know, people or some people always go,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, shows you know sucko TV shows off and go.

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Speaker 2: I never liked you. And I'm not talking about Studio ten.

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Speaker 2: where people cheer when people's jobs are lost. But Studio

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Speaker 2: ten had had some great people.

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Speaker 1: Working on that shows, on that show, you.

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Speaker 2: Were on that show. But their hosts are just brilliant,

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Speaker 2: I just think it's it's sad that it's finished.

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Speaker 1: It is sad. It's sad. On the upside, they won't

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Speaker 2: You're one of those people that are causing unarrest, Brandan

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Speaker 1: We have an action packed show today.

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Speaker 2: Well you know who we've got Peter fitz Simon is

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Speaker 2: just a new book.

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Speaker 1: Hang on just in time for Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Almost finished another one again, nobody's got It's the story

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Speaker 2: of the Light Horse PA Game.

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Speaker 1: I mean nice to get him on because him and

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Speaker 1: Lisa have been through the ring. I haven't, they.

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Speaker 1: You can ask him about how things are going with

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Speaker 2: Okay, Why would I ask about how things are going

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Speaker 1: You know, just to do that because people would expect it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, Well, then we don't have to ask that.

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Speaker 2: I hate doing the awkward stuff. You and I are hopeless.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I couldn't do that. We do it in invertily.

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Speaker 1: We do it by accident. That's how we step into it.

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Speaker 1: You you usually will make some sort of faux pas.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's how it that's how it works for us.

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Speaker 1: But it's not really planned that.

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Speaker 2: Wall no me, We're not me no, and we're not

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Speaker 1: Also, Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything

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Speaker 1: till we do the magnificent seven.

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Speaker 2: Question one question for Brendan Jones. Oh, okay, an adult

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Speaker 1: Wsfair? Why don't you call us? I don't understand your

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Speaker 2: That's not the answer I've got in front of me. Actually,

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Speaker 2: gam Nation.

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Speaker 1: We have the magnificent seven for you. Seven questions.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I just yawned. That's unprofessional. Sorry, Brendan, continue, continue

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Speaker 2: seven questions.

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Speaker 1: Can you go all the way and answer all seven

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Speaker 1: Sure, I'm just doing the tin tax I'm just doing

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Speaker 2: You do it, the housekeep, Yeah, well someone's going to

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Speaker 1: But it's about getting questions. Seven.

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Speaker 2: Hello Josh in South windsor how are you you going

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Speaker 2: very well? An adult male chicken is also known as.

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Speaker 11: What Arisa cock?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: Ball shooter, flippers, bumpers, and sling shots are part of

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Speaker 2: Josh, Yeah, let's play what's on the box?

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Speaker 12: I'll turn the box on.

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Speaker 2: What TV show has this theme? Josh? My kids love

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Speaker 2: this show because the first when they were teens and

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Speaker 11: I'm drawing a blank, unfortunately.

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Speaker 2: Giggle of English nerdy guys. It might be but naughty

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Speaker 1: I think I got confused with something else runs in Helensburg?

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Speaker 2: Hi, Ron, Hi, do you want to hear it again?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Thanks, It's not Sabrina the teenage Witch.

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Speaker 2: No, it's English nerdy naughty school boys sort of, but

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Speaker 2: they're out of school but still behaving like school boys.

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Speaker 2: I think i'm writing saying that. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: That's that's a tough one.

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Speaker 2: Question number three.

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Speaker 1: Podcast The Magnificent Seven, We find ourselves a question number three.

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Speaker 1: We're bogged down on question number three? What's on the box.

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Speaker 2: I'll turn the box on. Jack and Erskineville is joining us.

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Speaker 2: Hello Jack, very well, thank you. What TV show has

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Speaker 1: What's the show.

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Speaker 2: The in Betweeners.

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Speaker 1: The video game The Sims was famous for its many

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Speaker 1: Sims Cost of Living Crisis, b The Sims Workplace Affair,

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Speaker 1: or See the Sims Horse Ranch.

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Speaker 10: see it is Horse Ranch.

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Speaker 2: I was hoping for the Sims workplace affair. That you

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Speaker 2: Question five? Which movie made the most amount of money

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Speaker 1: In Australia, the Big Four refer to what kind of companies?

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Speaker 2: They're banks and don't we love them? Question seven? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you've won the jam packets all coming away a double

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Speaker 1: pasty Human Nature, Human Nature bringing the Christmas Spirit to

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Speaker 1: Sydney December thirteenth for a one off Christmas show on

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Speaker 1: the steps of the Opera House. Tickets on sale now.

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Speaker 1: Tickets to Imax Imax Sydney Darling Harbor, one of the

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Speaker 2: So that's where you're off to Jack. How wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy de Mandicarricter cheers for you to colored and some

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Speaker 1: miss wrapping up anything you'd like to add their Jack Nna.

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Speaker 11: a big screen.

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Speaker 2: Go and do it.

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Speaker 1: That's what.

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Speaker 2: That should be the ad campaign.

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Speaker 13: Jonesy and Amanda Gemvasion podcast.

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Speaker 1: Paragons in nineteen sixty seven. Do you have a version

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Speaker 2: It's not a controversial song.

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Speaker 1: It's just easier as a little bit of hunger games

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Speaker 2: See, I'm happy to silo myself. I follow journalists and comedians.

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Speaker 2: This is a moment that's crippling. What do you do?

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Speaker 2: What do you do? So you're in the public toilet,

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Speaker 1: You got a cough for something like that, don't.

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Speaker 2: You couldn't close it. With your foot or anything there.

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Speaker 2: You've just reminded me of one. Oh this is terrible.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there should be some sort of universal thing. What

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Speaker 2: The stuff that three in the morning just wakes everybody up,

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Speaker 1: Maybe she'd set your ring tome to something like this.

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Speaker 2: Brendan's in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: It was tea swizzle. You're busting on tea swizzle.

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Speaker 2: Jim's painting.

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Speaker 2: Well. Jim Penman was a man who founded Jim's Mowing

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Speaker 2: good stuff. You have this done at home, facials, nails, spray,

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Speaker 2: So this is a van that will come to your

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Speaker 1: Well, what a business?

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Speaker 2: What a business in a street near you?

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Speaker 12: Jem jam Na said.

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Speaker 2: What's a free money?

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Speaker 4: Instance?

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Speaker 1: What's this card?

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Speaker 9: Love?

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Speaker 1: Ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass

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Speaker 2: Dollars you can Yeah, that's right. How great would that be?

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Speaker 2: Close to Christmas?

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 2: You can take a thousand dollars and go with our blessing.

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Speaker 2: Bit of risk double or nothing.

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Speaker 1: Big risk. Peter's in cabra matter, Hi.

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Speaker 2: let's focus, Peter. That's the way to do it, because

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Speaker 2: Question one, piano keys are what two colors?

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Speaker 11: Are white and black?

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Speaker 2: How often are the Commonwealth games held? A? Question four?

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Speaker 2: Which female pop singer has broke the record for Grammy nominations?

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Speaker 2: Question five? What kind of ship is the Grand Princess?

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Speaker 3: A Christian?

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Speaker 2: Question six? What's a feline?

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Speaker 2: Question seven piccolo machiato are types of what? Question eight?

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Speaker 2: Question ten? In which country was the first atomic bomb dropped?

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Speaker 3: Ah, let's go.

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Speaker 17: Sweet?

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Speaker 16: Coffee?

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Speaker 1: Do you know the answer to that?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Kelly, Peter, Well you it was a very good strategy.

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Speaker 2: Were the things that you knew but you thought, oh

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Speaker 2: you knew them?

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Speaker 3: Oh that was right, It was just it was just hazy.

450
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Speaker 2: Oh wow, did well? You did so well? Sorry? Didn't

451
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Speaker 2: get any get one hundred bucks to be getting on with.

452
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Speaker 1: But oh wow, that hasn't been proven that Ned Kelly

453
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,480
Speaker 1: actually said, sa'ch his life.

454
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Speaker 2: I said, allegedly.

455
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Speaker 1: Allegedly a lot of people said, well, my wife could

456
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Speaker 1: have shown up at his execution.

457
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 2: I don't get it that's what he said. Oh really,

458
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,159
Speaker 2: my wife could have shown wife could have shown up.

459
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Speaker 2: Oh he could have said anything.

460
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Speaker 1: You mean, well, I could have said anything. If I

461
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,120
Speaker 1: was getting hung publicly, my wife would definitely be there.

462
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Speaker 2: Can you take this bucket.

463
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Speaker 1: Off my head? Thank you? Peter.

464
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Speaker 2: Have you been watching Love Ireland?

465
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Speaker 9: No?

466
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Speaker 2: I get Love Island confused with Paradise isn't a Big

467
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,400
Speaker 2: Brother things? And yeah, it's interesting that big Brother isn't

468
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 2: raiding this time around. And I wonder if the idea

469
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,399
Speaker 2: initially that you watched it happening live these days because

470
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 2: we have the Internet and we can see things live anyway,

471
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 2: has taken that thrill away. But this has been prepackaged

472
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 2: and it's all about dating now. It seems to be

473
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,159
Speaker 2: we've got so many days dating shows, really do I

474
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Speaker 2: was watching.

475
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Speaker 1: My Mum your Dad the other night I went, why

476
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Speaker 1: am I watching this?

477
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 2: Is any good I love Kate Lanbrook.

478
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 1: Kate Langbrook is the show. Yeah, here hosting is the show.

479
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 2: We all want to see people find love. But there's

480
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Speaker 2: always going to be some awkward twist to a show,

481
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Speaker 2: isn't there. H Well, Love Island has or Two nights

482
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Speaker 2: ago there was Abby, who's a makeup artist.

483
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Speaker 1: This is on Love Island, Yeah.

484
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,040
Speaker 2: Discussing with Reed, who is a personal trainer slash model.

485
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Speaker 2: That seems to be the cacophony of or DJ. They

486
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 2: were in the villa having a conversation about astronomy and

487
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 2: a conversation about the moon, which led Abby to ask

488
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Speaker 2: this question.

489
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Speaker 18: Like that thing's giant. How many times bigger is it

490
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Speaker 18: than Earth?

491
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Speaker 4: Like the moon? No bigger?

492
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Speaker 9: There?

493
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,160
Speaker 4: It is the moon.

494
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Speaker 18: Na, you just said you're so into it and you

495
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Speaker 18: don't know that the moon's bigger than Earth.

496
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Speaker 2: No, it's not there, it is.

497
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Speaker 4: I don't think it is.

498
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Speaker 9: The moon is bigger than Earth.

499
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Speaker 15: It surely has to be, because when.

500
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Speaker 5: You're looking at the Moon from Earth, it's huge, but

501
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 5: like it's so far.

502
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Speaker 2: Away from us. Yeah, he still went with her because

503
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Speaker 2: she's got big boots. Actually, I don't know how that

504
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 2: relationship is going.

505
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Speaker 1: To one fall he was orbiting around him.

506
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Speaker 2: You don't mention uranus, but I have done my research.

507
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Speaker 2: The moon is about the court of the size of Yeah.

508
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Speaker 1: If the Moon was bigger than the Earth, we would

509
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Speaker 1: end up.

510
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 2: The tides would be incredible.

511
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Speaker 1: It would be tides and we'd probably get pulled into

512
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Speaker 1: the Moon's gravitational pull.

513
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

514
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Speaker 1: Although the Moon has a gravitational effect on the Earth.

515
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Speaker 1: That's why we have the tipe.

516
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not bigger than Earth. No. And what's

517
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 2: fascinating is when people are wrong and little have got

518
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 2: the information wrong, but they are insisting that they're correct.

519
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 2: What about this guy we heard of the other day.

520
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 2: He was at a Trump rally, and so this is

521
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 2: how devoid of reality they are. He thought that everyone

522
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Speaker 2: had their own individual sun.

523
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Speaker 8: If the Earth is flat, where is the sun?

524
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Speaker 2: It's ninety three million miles away the sun.

525
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Speaker 17: There only govern time, and when you see the sign,

526
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Speaker 17: there is no other the sign. Everybody has their own signs.

527
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Speaker 17: There's a different sun for everybody.

528
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And he said the sun was cold and it

529
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Speaker 2: moved away as you got closer, like a rainbow.

530
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Speaker 1: So if everyone's got their own sun, we all have

531
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Speaker 1: our own uranus.

532
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Speaker 2: Maybe they do.

533
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Speaker 1: They.

534
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Speaker 2: I knew a woman whose mother thought that the sun

535
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Speaker 2: and the moon were the same, that the sun went

536
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Speaker 2: down and then just came back up as the afternoon.

537
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Speaker 2: Sleep right, And you don't have to be an idiot

538
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 2: to have an occasional dumb moment. I'm putting my own

539
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 2: hand up here. And I've mentioned this before. Remember that

540
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Speaker 2: time I went to fill my car with petrol and

541
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Speaker 2: it took so much more petrol. I thought that my

542
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: petrol tank somehow was bigger that day, not realizing that

543
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 2: the cost of petrol had gone up. Yeah, and I

544
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 2: appreciate that. I know now that that was dumb, but

545
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 2: in the moment, that's what I thought.

546
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Speaker 1: Jemy Ray had a similar thing with the car that

547
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Speaker 1: we provided him and the GEMI riyme a bit.

548
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Speaker 2: What happened.

549
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Speaker 1: Remember you said about the fuel and it takes it's

550
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: thirsty on the fuel. Oh it's so thirsty. Yeah, I

551
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: stand by those comments. Where and you put thirty dollars

552
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 1: of fuel in and you didn't get as much fuel

553
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: as you used to get in the other car that

554
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: you blew up because the petrol tank in your new

555
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 1: car is bigger. And also, we.

556
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Speaker 3: Don't have to patronize me.

557
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 2: I shouldn't understand.

558
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: It's like being in a dumb bow company.

559
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: It's just like banging balloons together. I'm really not sure.

560
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 1: That's a show. That's a show.

561
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 2: Well, the tribal drym is going to beat for this.

562
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: Folks are dumb boxer, dumb or I come from the

563
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Speaker 1: hat and the larnen.

564
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Speaker 2: You may have been a brainiac until one moment and

565
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,919
Speaker 2: all your friends heard you say something incredibly dumb.

566
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Speaker 1: Thirteen WSFM is our number. What don't you call us?

567
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 2: My brother will never let me forget We're watch what

568
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 2: you can get smart?

569
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Speaker 1: Okay?

570
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 2: And the windscreen wipers came on and I said, of

571
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Speaker 2: the windscreamwipers on the inside, I was in my teens. Sure,

572
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 2: he's never let me forget it.

573
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Speaker 1: If you're a man of the match, double passed to

574
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Speaker 1: an evening with Jonesy tomorrow, you'll see.

575
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: This intellect on full display. Dacious Love Island, Yeah, love Island,

576
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 2: Love Island slightly maybe some nights dumb Island. Two nights ago,

577
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 2: Abby and makeup artist was talking to Reid, who's a

578
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 2: personal trainer and a model, and he must have said

579
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: he was into astrology, because she then started.

580
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: Talking astronomy or astrology.

581
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Speaker 2: What did I say, astrology? Astronomy? Sorry about that, into

582
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 2: the planets and the moon, and she started talking about

583
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: the moon and really had a couple of questions about it.

584
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Speaker 18: I get that thing's giant. How many times bigger is

585
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Speaker 18: it than Earth?

586
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Speaker 4: Like the moon? H No, no, bigger here it is

587
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 4: the moon.

588
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Speaker 18: Na, you just said, you're so into it and you

589
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 18: don't know that bigger than Earth?

590
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 4: No, it's not there, it is. I don't think it is.

591
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,479
Speaker 9: The moon is bigger than Earth.

592
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 15: It surely has to be, because when you're.

593
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 5: Looking at the Moon from Earth it's huge, but like

594
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 5: it's so far away from us.

595
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Speaker 2: She speaks spades of sense. She does, apparently, in case

596
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Speaker 2: you need to know, the moon is approximately between a

597
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: third and a quarter of the size of Earth, so

598
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Speaker 2: it is smaller in case you're wondering.

599
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Speaker 1: But Abby, she's pretty, she's.

600
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Speaker 2: Pruty, and also the idea that well, from my perspective,

601
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 2: that's how it looks. Therefore that's science. A lot of

602
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: people feel like that.

603
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Speaker 1: Many years ago, when I was with my girl friend

604
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Speaker 1: now wife, and we were driving down from Queensland to

605
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: New South Wales, she said, well, it's going to be

606
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: quicker because we're going downhill.

607
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: She'll says something I would say.

608
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: A bachelor and biomedical size.

609
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 2: Wow, you know it can happen travel John boor boxer

610
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 2: dom or I come from the hat and the light.

611
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 2: Let's see what we've got. Hello, Nathan, who are you

612
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: dobbing in?

613
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,479
Speaker 3: How are you there on dobbing in? My shister?

614
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

615
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: So we went grocery shopping one afternoon and closed the

616
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 3: back door to the vehicle was a missing patrol with

617
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 3: this big spare tire on the bat. We got in,

618
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 3: started driving, came across a guy with a flat tire.

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Speaker 3: She turned around to us after just filling the car,

620
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: we'd go throughes and closing the door and asked where

621
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Speaker 3: our spare tire was on this vehicle? After just closing

622
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Speaker 3: the door with the big ass.

623
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Speaker 1: Where is that spare tire? We should put that in

624
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Speaker 1: a more prominent place, and I bet in case we

625
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: needed guess we have a situation.

626
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Speaker 2: She's your sister. You've never mentioned it ever since?

627
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 3: No, I would never dredge that up from the park.

628
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,959
Speaker 1: No, never, that's a dine out forever.

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Speaker 2: Excellent, Thank you, Nathan.

630
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: Michelle has joined us.

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Speaker 2: Hllo, Michelle, Hi, how are you going?

632
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Speaker 7: Go?

633
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 4: Very well?

634
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 2: Who's the dumb boat?

635
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 6: I had a friend that moved out from New Zealand

636
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 6: and she used to travel thirty minutes to go to

637
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 6: this particular shopping center because the one in her suburbs.

638
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 6: She had to pay for the trolleys. And she didn't

639
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 6: like paying for the trolleys.

640
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: That's dumb.

641
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 2: Is that cheap? Or done? But she's spending all that

642
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: petrol to get there?

643
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 1: Dumb?

644
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 2: To save how much two dollars? She didn't realize that

645
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: you got your money back when you took it back. Oh,

646
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 2: I see, we're done. So she thought you had to

647
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 2: donate the money to the trolley people every time your money,

648
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: So she went thirty minutes out of the way. Excellent,

649
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 2: See that's actually we are just dubbed. That is very good, Michelle,

650
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 2: This is great. That is very good.

651
00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 13: Jonesy and Amanda jam podcast.

652
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 19: God Carried Away Love Island. It's a rich seam of

653
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 19: three winde people.

654
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 4: Of what.

655
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: Everyone's just trying to pair up and all very attractive people,

656
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 2: but sometimes the intellegs don't match up. Two nights ago, Abby,

657
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 2: who's a makeup artist, was having a conversation with Reed,

658
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: who's a personal trainer and a model. He's into all

659
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: things astronomy, and she had this to offer, like.

660
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 18: That thing's giant. How many times bigger is.

661
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 9: It than Earth?

662
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 4: Like the moon? No, no, bigger there it is the moon.

663
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 18: No, you just said you're so into it and you

664
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 18: don't know that the moon's bigger than Earth.

665
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 4: No, it's not there.

666
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 9: It is.

667
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 4: I don't think it is.

668
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 7: It is.

669
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 9: The moon is bigger than Earth.

670
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 2: It surely has.

671
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 15: To be, because when you're.

672
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Speaker 5: Looking at the Moon from Earth, it's huge.

673
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: But like, it's so far away from us. I remember

674
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Speaker 2: we met this charming man the other day who was well,

675
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Speaker 2: he was sure that he knew more about the Sun

676
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Speaker 2: than the rest of us.

677
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: If the Earth is flat, where is the Sun?

678
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 2: It's ninety three million miles away.

679
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 17: The sign at any given time, And when you say

680
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 17: the sign, there is no the sign. Everybody has their

681
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 17: own signs. There's a different sign for everybody.

682
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: Science who needs it.

683
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: He was at a Trump rally, right, yep, he absolutely was.

684
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: That's where he was being interviewed. So the Trump drum

685
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 2: is beating.

686
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: Four boxter dumb or I come from the hat and

687
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Speaker 1: the Live.

688
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's you know, you having a bad day and

689
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 2: you say the dumbest thing in your life, and your

690
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 2: friends will never let you forget it. Margaret has joined

691
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: us him Margaret, who are you dobbing in? Oh?

692
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 3: Yes, before my mom passed away, we were watching some

693
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 3: movie or something, and I just happen.

694
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 6: There's a lot of Jane and John does around.

695
00:30:59,320 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 8: Margaret.

696
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 2: Then what they call people when they don't know them? Yeah,

697
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 2: they get murdered a lot, don't they. The John does

698
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: and the Jane does.

699
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: Fortunate to be there, that's right.

700
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: They go missing and get murdered.

701
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: It's like the five five five precinct, the phone number

702
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: of the prefect.

703
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: Yes, or John Citizen, John Citizen?

704
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: What's he up to? Stuff?

705
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 2: Thank you? Margaret. James is joined us by James, who's

706
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 2: the dumbboat?

707
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 11: Good morning guys.

708
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 8: So of course I would never dog myself and it's

709
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 8: something like this that I work with.

710
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 11: It was the best bloke, one of my favorite colleagues.

711
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 11: But there's one thing he always says to us, which

712
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 11: it just always throws me and astounds me. He always

713
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 11: thinks that north is whichever direction you're facing. So you

714
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 11: can tell him, look at a compass that ways north.

715
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 8: If he's facing another direction of he points straight ahead

716
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 8: and be like, no, that's north, even if it's like southeast,

717
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 8: to be like, no, that's north, because that way that

718
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 8: has to north.

719
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: An earlier explorer, that's what b and Wills.

720
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: And camel, Well the camel newmsms come on, guys.

721
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: Get So he believes that he's facing north.

722
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 2: At all time.

723
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 8: Yes, he believes that even if he spends in a

724
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 8: circle and he's now facing a different direction, that's north.

725
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 2: Well, he needed the butter Scouts school shoes with a

726
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 2: compass in the heel.

727
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why they've got to bring it back for

728
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: the kids.

729
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

730
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: His internal compasses out sure is Hopefully his moral compass

731
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: is okay, let's hope j Let's get on down to

732
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: the jonesy demand of armising pub test. Easy to get

733
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: in here and no troubles with security, getting rid of bounces.

734
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: Does this pass the pub test?

735
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 2: This is an initiative by the men's government or they're

736
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: backing this initiative to try and breathe new life into

737
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: Sydney's faltering nightlife. This is a business led trial that

738
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 2: will remove bounces. From the doors of establishments, and instead

739
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 2: the precinct itself would hire security guards that will patrol

740
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 2: up and down and at the door of various hubs

741
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: and bars and establishments, there'd be staff there welcoming you in.

742
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 2: Because research has found that Sydney siders post lockdown are

743
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: often intimidated going back into these places because security is

744
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: intimidating and off putting to having a good night out.

745
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 2: That's what they've found is that the bouncer culture is

746
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 2: not conducive to people feeling comfortable.

747
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a whole rigmarole as well. When you go

748
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: into the pub, and especially when you're a bit older.

749
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: Have you found that as well all of.

750
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 2: A sudden, Oh, they don't want you in there.

751
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: They don't want your type around.

752
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 9: No.

753
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 2: My friend of mine was dropping in for a drink

754
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: after doing some shopping and they said, I know, you've

755
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 2: got some bag of potatoes in there that could be

756
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 2: a weapon. You can't come in and go. Are you

757
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: kidding me? Or women my age get told all you drunk,

758
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 2: you can't come in and go. Really, I haven't had

759
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 2: a single drink. They really are very particular about the clientele.

760
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: You think, will tell me to my face because there's

761
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 2: nothing wrong.

762
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: What about that time my running with a bouncer. We

763
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: were out fishing im own scamp or out cash fishing, No,

764
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: just fishing, and for some reason we've ended up at

765
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: a pub in the afternoon and we're not dressed for

766
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: We're dressed for fishing, not for hanging around at a

767
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: pub all day. But for some reason, the afternoon went

768
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: it on a little bit. So the evening has come

769
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,200
Speaker 1: into effect and we've left the pub. I've walked outside.

770
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: Then I've realized I've left my phone on the bench inside,

771
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: and I went on, I've gone to get back in

772
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: there and hold the bounces, put his hand on the

773
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: chester where you think you're going champ and said I'm

774
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: just going to get my phone, so just right there.

775
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: And so that point I probably had about six beers,

776
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 1: and I've looked at me. I look like a fisherman.

777
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with fishermen. He says, can you just wait

778
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: over there please? And I'm hang on okay. And then

779
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 1: this lady comes down with a headset and is what

780
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: seems to be the problem. I said, well, nothing, my

781
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: phone is just on the bench. Can I please go

782
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: on my phone? And she said okay, and she starts

783
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: talking them can you just stand over there? So she's

784
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: pushing me further and further away. I'm looking into the

785
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 1: pub at the bench and there's old pile of people

786
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 1: just sitting there, and then there's my phone in the middle.

787
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm going, oh, come on. And then another person comes

788
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 1: down and they said, what seems to the problem. My

789
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: phone is on the bench, so.

790
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: Basically seem reasonable. The situation was ridiculous, but they were reasonable.

791
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me just go back. It didn't get

792
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: the phone. That's the boy. I was there for pretty

793
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: much twenty five minutes.

794
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and yeah did you sober up in that time? No,

795
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 2: of course you didn't. But often these bounces are it's

796
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: hard for young men to get in. They let the

797
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: girls in, but not guys. It's very intimidating, and in

798
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 2: a culture where we're trying to say, hey, it's come

799
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: back to the city, come back to these night spots.

800
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 2: It's going to be okay.

801
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: If you're a woman wearing a bosomy top, you're straight in.

802
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: I'll get out of Love Island, get into the bar.

803
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 2: Because they're saying here, it's too tense, it's not welcoming

804
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 2: and security is too heavy handed. The minister has said

805
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 2: he wants a night out in New South Wales to

806
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: be as relaxed as a summer's day at the beach

807
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 2: or the pool.

808
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: I like that, thirteen WSFM.

809
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,439
Speaker 2: What do you think do we need the bounces? Though?

810
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: Maybe you think that by losing them we're going to

811
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 2: lose our security getting rid of bounces as it passed

812
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 2: the pub Scharitation Well our next guest. We love him

813
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 2: a former Australian rugby star, a journalist, author of over

814
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: thirty books, thirty thirty. I buy every single one of

815
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 2: his books, and my family consumes them.

816
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: And you give it straight to your brother I do.

817
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 2: He loves them. He's added one more to the list.

818
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 2: It's the last charge of the Australian Light Horse. It's

819
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: about the iconic cavalry charge of Basherba. Might be pronouncing

820
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 2: that correctly. All these names I've seen written down day

821
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: out loud. This is in nineteen seventeen, and the brave

822
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 2: men who built the legend, Peter fitz Simon, there.

823
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 6: Is Hello, changing Amanda, my two favorites. Thank you for

824
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 6: having me on as ever, I do appreciate it and

825
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 6: it is whatever you reckon, it is an extraordinary side

826
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 6: inside the right horse in the Middle East in that

827
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 6: First World War. Now, I guess I have a personal

828
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 6: connection in My grandfather was a member of the Victorian

829
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 6: Light Horse in the Boer War, and that's where they

830
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 6: established their reputation, so that when the war broke out,

831
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 6: the Imperial Government in London said to Australia, we need

832
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 6: men horses, we need them now. The Australian Light Horse

833
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 6: was on their way. They fought initially and Glipate without

834
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 6: their horses, and then they came back from that trained

835
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 6: within the shadows of the Pyramids and started pushing off

836
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 6: to push through the desert, to push back the Ottoman Empire.

837
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: Could I ask a dumb question, what's the difference between

838
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 1: a light horse and a heavy horse?

839
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 6: Jodie, I have done many interviews that it won't surprise

840
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 6: you that nobody has asked that question. Basically, they're they're

841
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 6: the light horse. They move fast, and the idea is

842
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 6: you and I are on one side of Sydney at

843
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 6: dusk and we're attacking, and by dawn we're coming from

844
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 6: the north. They moved fast. They live off the land

845
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 6: and a lot of them were from the outback, and

846
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 6: so they were the whalers, which were the horses could

847
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 6: go long distances without water, and the men upon them

848
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 6: were They were used to living off the land, and

849
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 6: the idea of the light horse was not quite cavalry,

850
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 6: but they were soldiers on horseback that could to go

851
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 6: and attack from different positions. They could fighting units of

852
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 6: very small units to bigger units. They were trained to

853
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 6: work in coordination with each other. And the climax of

854
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 6: this story is on the afternoon of the thirty first

855
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 6: of October nineteen seventeen. The horses are there. The attacks

856
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 6: been going in on their shiba all day. The Brits

857
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 6: have taken the southwest, the New Zealanders have taken the northeast,

858
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 6: and it's now for the Australians. As the sun goes down,

859
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 6: there's one chance to finish the job to overwhelm them,

860
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 6: and it is to do the seemingly mad thing of

861
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 6: charging straight at the Turkish guns, eight hundred of them.

862
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 6: The uner goes in and off they go, first at

863
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 6: a trot, then at a canter, and then the full

864
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 6: blown galloped six miles straight into the Turkish guns. And

865
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 6: they're daring do extraordinary. They overwhelmed the Turkish guns. They

866
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 6: took their sheep, but they got the wells of their sheep.

867
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 6: But the key thing being the water. And it was

868
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 6: an absolutely key breakthrough in that war. And it was

869
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 6: partly it was not the last charge there ever was,

870
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,279
Speaker 6: but it was certainly the last, huge, significant charge of

871
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 6: unbelievable bravery.

872
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 2: An extraordinary cast of characters who made up this group.

873
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, one of them, what I focused on was Tiddy Cotter,

874
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 6: who was the Dennis Lily of his day. He was

875
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 6: the hero of Australia. He joined the Light Horse as

876
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 6: a stretcher. Ere the job being those blakes charge through

877
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 6: on horses. I'll come behind on my stretcher, get them

878
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 6: out of the battle and save them. But this charge

879
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 6: he swapped, he got, He swapped with the mate, the

880
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 6: mate cook, the stretcher. He took the horse. He charged

881
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 6: with the best of them, and very sad he was killed.

882
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 6: And I later I laid it. I laid a player

883
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 6: on his grave at Anzac Day this year.

884
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 2: What another incredible part of our history. Where the as

885
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 2: you say in the book, same for these young men.

886
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: These were names from the Bible. They didn't know this

887
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 2: part of the world and you've brought all this to

888
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 2: life an incredible part of our story. Thank you, Peter.

889
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: The last charge of the Australian Light Horses on sale now, Pete,

890
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: say hi to Lisa for us.

891
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 14: We love to you both too, Okay Babe and gem

892
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 14: Nations plan gone.

893
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 2: I want you to get on right now. I'm taking pleasing.

894
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 9: Now go in your windows, sit your head on a gel.

895
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 8: Hell.

896
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: Down to the gen z in amount of arms for

897
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: the pub test. No worries, no shirt, no shoes, you

898
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: get plenty of service again.

899
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 2: Well, bounces. The Men's government has decided it's going to

900
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: back a new initiative to try and reinvigorate city's faltering nightlife.

901
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: They will remove bounces from the doors of establishments and

902
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 2: it said the recinct exself will cover security that wanders

903
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 2: up and down the street checking that everyone's okay. But

904
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: at the door of these establishments, people will welcome you

905
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 2: in rather than threaten and intimidate you by lives.

906
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: They've got a lot better. Remember the eighties, you get

907
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: punched in the head just for looking at them.

908
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. The bouncers have often been controversial, have often been

909
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 2: in your face and put people off and been intimidating

910
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: presents in the doorways of these places. What do you

911
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 2: think getting rid of bounces? Does it pass the pub test?

912
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 11: No, I don't think at the.

913
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 17: Guards security guys have been getting away for years there

914
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 17: and they have no reason just say I don't like

915
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 17: your sulky.

916
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

917
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 8: No, it doesn't pass the pup set. Yeah, give it

918
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 8: a flick for you to be a.

919
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 11: Group of boys.

920
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,399
Speaker 2: And I hadn't even had a be here.

921
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 8: And so I just said, no, not tonight, mate. You

922
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 8: look like you've had had too many And I said no,

923
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 8: I haven't. And then they said, oh, you just you

924
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 8: look like trouble. No I don't.

925
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 11: I mean a big group of boys with all of

926
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 11: these ones you just let in.

927
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: Wow, get argumentedy. I mean one night I wanted to

928
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: get out of the night. I want to just go home. Now,

929
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: come on, we'll get into this place and ourself. Yeah

930
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: by Alley and they let me in.

931
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi, Jonesy, come on in drinking your usual.

932
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: You're always welcome here. Want to get home to.

933
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 2: Bed, Jonesy Sam Shit Podcast.

934
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 1: By all accounts, the roads are a smoother run in

935
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 1: to work today than yesterday.

936
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 2: Well, this time yesterday, what a mess, A twenty six

937
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 2: kilometer traffic jam on the M eight because of sprinkler

938
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 2: maintenance in the M five. It was all supposed to

939
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 2: be over early in the morning. They were checking the sprinklers.

940
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: They turned the sprinklers on very early in the morning,

941
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 2: thinking that just before five am. But over the next

942
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 2: thirty three minutes, as traffic backed up on the M five,

943
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 2: technicians scrambled to turn the system off again. And one

944
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 2: point five million liters of non pottable water. I'm not

945
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,840
Speaker 2: sure what that, what's pottable water? Well, that water poured

946
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 2: onto the tunnel and by the time enough water had

947
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 2: drained away for Transurban to reopen the tunnel just before

948
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 2: eight thousands of tourists had become stranded in as this.

949
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: As we said, twenty six kilometer traffic. Here's what some

950
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: of the punters had to say yesterday.

951
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: Terrible about forty minutes delays. Yeah, I missed about a

952
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: meeting and a half.

953
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 2: Now, how long will you stop for?

954
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: It's probably about an.

955
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 2: Hour and a half, almost two hours.

956
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 17: I'm really happy to play like thirty bucks to shit

957
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 17: there for an hour.

958
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 2: As the Mayor Fairfield said yesterday, residents are paying premium

959
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 2: tolls for a car park. True, how does someone how

960
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: do you deal with a two hour delay? Sydney traffic

961
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 2: is so hard at the best of times, I couldn't

962
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 2: go two hours without having to go to the toilet. Seriously,

963
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: what do people do? People have missed operations, people have

964
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 2: missed flights, people have missed dropping kids off, picking kids up,

965
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: doing all the family stuff that's often required as well

966
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 2: important business transactions. The stress of it, with the cortisol

967
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 2: in our bodies just must be going into overload. How

968
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: do people deal with this? Here's what the government had

969
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 2: to say.

970
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 3: We apologize to commuters for the inconvenience.

971
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 2: We know this is disruptive, sure, but we've offhanded all

972
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 2: that to trans Urban who said this the circumstances are

973
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 2: extremely aware. We generally do not provide refund. Yeah, I

974
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 2: mean refund. Whether it's five dollars, twenty dollars, thirty dollars,

975
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 2: is not going to make up for two hours stuck

976
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 2: in traffic. But how are we living this time? Last

977
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: week Quanta Optus went out and with all the affiliations

978
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 2: that happened with that, we came to a standstill. This

979
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 2: is a hard way to be living. We've been lured

980
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 2: into living like this. We've been lured into going back

981
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 2: to our offices. We've been lured into using technology we

982
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 2: don't have the option. And this is what happens. We're

983
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 2: living like rats. Something goes wrong and the stress of it.

984
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 2: This is a very hard city to live in. Sometimes,

985
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah it is difficult.

986
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: It is difficult, there's no doubt about that.

987
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, boob, just boob.

988
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: But is that that quest for growth, the constant growth,

989
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: this quest the big businesses quest for growth. And then

990
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 1: they get rid of Joe the windscreen cleaner on the

991
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 1: on the planes. They get rid of him. And it

992
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: just starts from little things like that. The maintenance people,

993
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: the people that make the city work. Everyone's got a place.

994
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: But I would say to any CEO, have a look

995
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: at your business, have a look at the guy that

996
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: does the maintenance around the building. Those guys are very important.

997
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 2: Remember in New York a number of years ago they

998
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 2: had cases of rats carrying bubonic plague because they sacked

999
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: the street sweepers.

1000
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 1: Exactly.

1001
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: The basics set us up for life and the humanity

1002
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 2: of having humans. We can't take people out of these equations,

1003
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: and often these are human errors that lead to this,

1004
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 2: and I accept that I want humans to be involved

1005
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 2: in the process. But we are so reliant on these

1006
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 2: particular roads, on these particular networks like Optus. When it

1007
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,319
Speaker 2: goes down, the city just falls apart and it's just

1008
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: hardh Is.

1009
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: It true that Jerry Harvey is doing an ad defending

1010
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: transurban don't kick them when they're down?

1011
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 2: Wait and see GM.

1012
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: Do you get any notes from Sydney Water apropos of

1013
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: your water.

1014
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 2: Usage, Brendan, I probably do, but I well to show

1015
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 2: that is, as they say, a blue job in my house.

1016
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: You know, you're always right on about feminists and stuff.

1017
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: Maybe you should embrace your water.

1018
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 2: Look, I should embrace my water, and I should embrace

1019
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: my bill paying. But it is something that I leave

1020
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: to Harley, and I'm not proud of that.

1021
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: Got a letter from Sydney Water Apparently we're using well

1022
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,399
Speaker 1: above the average of water usage for my.

1023
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 2: Area, oh for your area area. So in my area

1024
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 2: you're in the shower I picture singing the decoray commercial

1025
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 2: wasting water.

1026
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 1: In my area. You know that ad always triggers me

1027
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: because that girl.

1028
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,760
Speaker 2: With a sham focus focus.

1029
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: In my area four hundred and fifty eight liters per day,

1030
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: which is a lot of water. You know, a forty

1031
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: gallon drum that they've used to usually when they say

1032
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 1: this is how many barrels of oil? That's two hundred liters.

1033
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 2: So it's a household goes to how many a day?

1034
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: So it would be two according to this, four hundred

1035
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: and fifty eight of those per day. So it would

1036
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: be two of those forty gallon drum and a bit.

1037
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: More each household a day.

1038
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, each household? Do you not our per day? Letadge

1039
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: is tell me, and two of my kids have moved

1040
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 1: out of home, so there's just three of us in

1041
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: the house. Twenty and twenty liters a day?

1042
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1043
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1044
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 2: You're washing your hair too much?

1045
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: The decoration commercial. I had a bit of a check

1046
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: around the place of various because I got a lot

1047
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: of taps in the house and dunnies and stuff like that.

1048
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 2: So I had a look at flushing too much.

1049
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: Well, I looked at just for leaking stuff, because I.

1050
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 2: Know what a toilets used for Brenda, No, I mean

1051
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 2: the valves and things right, and everything seems.

1052
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: To be that my hot water service is leaking. The

1053
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: pressure valve is leaking, so I replaced that so it'd

1054
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: be interesting to see. But it only dribbles a bit.

1055
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 2: That's that would have to be the full gush for

1056
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 2: you j using that much.

1057
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: And twenty liters a day? Does that seem like.

1058
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to leave the house because I'd

1059
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 2: be too alarmed. How come you're in here now? I

1060
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,839
Speaker 2: would have had to stay hord imagine to monitor my home.

1061
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 1: And I went up and had a look at the meter.

1062
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: This is the beef for Sydney water. So I went

1063
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: and looked to the meter and I shut everything off.

1064
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: I've checked all the leaking taps around the place, so

1065
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: I checked the meter ridge before I fix the pressure

1066
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: valve in the hot water system, and it was, you know,

1067
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: just ticking slowly, the little red hour and the meter

1068
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: is ticking slowly. And I fixed that and I went

1069
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: up and still ticking slightly.

1070
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 2: I think we'll get the water people to come and

1071
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: have a look.

1072
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: It gets any water around in my house.

1073
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: What else is he going to do? Are you just

1074
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 2: gonna let it gush? And no? I just you know,

1075
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 2: what's the solution. I think you need to get them

1076
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 2: to come around and say, show me why this is

1077
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: costing so much? What's the problem.

1078
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: Maybe I should get the man of your house to

1079
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: come around and.

1080
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 2: Sure, he's too busy dreaming of Decoray, now that you've

1081
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: mentioned it to him, all the water pressure in our house.

1082
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: Will go up. Suddenly the YouTube alborum algorithm for that

1083
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: commercial has gone up.

1084
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 2: Well, that's a gholie.

1085
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: That's what it is.

1086
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 2: If you have a ghoulie only a couple of weeks.

1087
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 2: If someone wins twenty thousand dollars with our goolie.

1088
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 13: Of the year Jonesy and a man done gema, how

1089
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 13: about kapakati?

1090
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: And I'm supposed to drink coffee?

1091
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 11: It makes me gas.

1092
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 4: Wee too much information?

1093
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: Have you got your breaking news theme?

1094
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 12: Ready? Do Do Do, Do Do Do?

1095
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: Bianca Censory lands in Melbourne without Kanye West.

1096
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: Bianca is the Australian wife of rapper Kanye West. She

1097
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 2: was an architect who was working with his line of

1098
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: architecture buildings.

1099
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:30,919
Speaker 1: That's it.

1100
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 2: That's it. Apologies to architects. How I've described what.

1101
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: Her job is, I'd like to see the that.

1102
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: But since her marriage to him, things have been a

1103
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 2: bit unusual. So she's made a discreet return to her

1104
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: home in the city of Melbourne. This is the first

1105
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 2: time she's been home since they got married last year.

1106
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: According to sources, there's going to be some kind of

1107
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 2: intervention while she's home here because her friends and family

1108
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 2: are concerned about the realities of her new life and

1109
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 2: the manipulative of nature of that relationship.

1110
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Speaker 1: What's some of the realities of this new life.

1111
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: Apparently Kanye West refuses to let his wife speak. He says,

1112
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 2: never speak.

1113
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: Cut too hasty on the guy there and here.

1114
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 2: To a strict dress code. We've seen the results of

1115
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 2: that said dress code where she just wants wore a

1116
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 2: cushion somewhere for a pillow. He set some very rules

1117
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 2: for being there are captain snooze. Apparently she's also required

1118
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 2: to eat certain food items and to work out. Even

1119
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 2: though he doesn't work out. His unusual cat, isn't he.

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Speaker 2: I've just been listening to a podcast really on the daily,

1121
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 2: the New York Times podcasts talking about Carye West in

1122
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 2: his relationship with Adidas, and people saw his unusual behavior

1123
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 2: for quite some time. But because he's been this big

1124
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 2: money making so called genius, people have put up with

1125
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 2: They think that's what you put up with to work

1126
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 2: with a genius. But at some point people are going,

1127
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: this is tipping into mental illness. He's not well, he's

1128
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 2: using hate speech. How about we separate ourselves from this.

1129
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: Now, so bianchor's in town, what's going to happen?

1130
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: Well, according to sources, an intervention.

1131
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: An intervention. What about perhaps put on a top?

1132
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 2: Perhaps perhaps not part of that intervention. The mother says,

1133
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 2: let's pop on a s giv me would it kill

1134
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 2: you to wear a cardigan? You don't need to wear

1135
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 2: a pillow when you're designing the buildings. Amanda's Notion podcast,

1136
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: I saw a great well, I'm just still going to

1137
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 2: call it a tweet. Even though Twitter is now X.

1138
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: I'm just going to call it a tweet. It's just

1139
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 2: easier as a little bit of Hunger Games now as well,

1140
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: isn't that? What does that mean?

1141
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: All the Maddies are out on X now, Oh.

1142
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 2: They've been Maddie's there the whole time. Defriends who you

1143
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 2: choose to.

1144
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Follow school days of Twitter used to be kind of moderate.

1145
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 1: Now it's just nuts to see.

1146
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 2: I'm happy to silo myself. I follow journalists and comedians.

1147
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 2: I choose not to look at the crazies.

1148
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't been on X because I went to

1149
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,840
Speaker 1: get the new password and Digital Jenna gave it to me,

1150
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: and it was one of those passwords that I just

1151
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 1: I couldn't even understand and I just couldn't be bothered

1152
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,959
Speaker 1: putting it in. And my life has not been any

1153
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: worse since I got rid of X slash Twitter.

1154
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 2: No, but sometimes you get a like this. Someone has said,

1155
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 2: I've been alive twenty years and I still haven't found

1156
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 2: the right thing to say when someone knocks on the

1157
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 2: door of the public bathroom you're in. Isn't that true?

1158
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 2: Some underneath this has written you should say, ah, I've

1159
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 2: been waiting for you, but it's in your own home.

1160
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 2: If you're in the US, I'm in here or whatever

1161
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 2: it is.

1162
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: Knows you're in there well because you go with the

1163
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: forum guide.

1164
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 2: But if you're in a public loo or any of

1165
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff and someone tries to push the

1166
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: door or knocks on the door, what do you say.

1167
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 2: I'm a fully fledged adult, I have. I have been

1168
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 2: part of many nuanced decisions in my life. I've had

1169
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 2: to deal with a lot of stuff. This is quite true.

1170
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 2: This is a moment that's crippling. What do you do?

1171
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 2: What do you do? So you're in the public toilet,

1172
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: or you're in a toilet somewhere that's not in your

1173
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 2: own home and not a friend's house or whatever, so

1174
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 2: you're no one knows you and there's a knock at

1175
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 2: the door or push at the door, someone's trying to

1176
00:52:59,280 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 2: get in.

1177
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: You got a cough for something like that, don't cough.

1178
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 2: Too much or other things will happen.

1179
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: I remember that one of the most humiliating things in

1180
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 1: my life. I was staying in a friend's place sleepover,

1181
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: and I was as a kid, as a kid, probably fourteen,

1182
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 1: and he's oldest sister burst into the bathroom while I

1183
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: was sitting there on the duney and I was an

1184
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,280
Speaker 1: exposure toilet. I the door was miles away.

1185
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: So he couldn't close your foot or anything there.

1186
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: I am in, Oh my glory, And she just opened

1187
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: the door and she went, oh, I'm sorry, hand over

1188
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: her mouth and started laughing and walked off, and you

1189
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: could hear her laughing in the corridor, and I just

1190
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: I've never got past that moment.

1191
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 2: You just reminded me of one. Oh this is terrible.

1192
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 2: We're filming the living room. Jamie Jury was filling in

1193
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 2: and I was just in the in the one of

1194
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 2: the Channel ten's toilets, and he's I thought i'd locked

1195
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 2: the door. The girls sit down to do once. I wasn't,

1196
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 2: you know, sure, but he was chatting people in the

1197
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 2: green room and wasn't looking at me. So he has

1198
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 2: got his hand on the door, opens the door and

1199
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 2: it's shutting to them, and he's leaving the door open

1200
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 2: as he's talking to them, and everyone can see me

1201
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 2: on the toilet. I've forgotten that until then.

1202
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: Remember that time we were on that boat.

1203
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 16: Oh, and I said guard the door, and then my wife,

1204
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:28,760
Speaker 16: so it was like, you're in the upstairs duney, guard

1205
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 16: the door.

1206
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: Then Helen says to me, guard the door. It's like

1207
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: your bladders were in sinc So you're in the upstairs.

1208
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 2: Dunny with a whole lot of other people didn't know.

1209
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 20: I remember between the two. I was in between the

1210
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 20: two like Superman. Someone barges in on me, and then

1211
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,759
Speaker 20: someone came in and started talking to me, and then

1212
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 20: all of a suddenly stereo because both the doors have

1213
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 20: come undone.

1214
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 2: I have a friend who was on a cruise and

1215
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 2: next to with all her work call and there's a disco,

1216
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 2: everyone's dancing whatever. She just goes to the loo. The

1217
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 2: doors just off the off the dance floor, and she

1218
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 2: thought she locked it. Someone comes opens it. Everyone turns

1219
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 2: to look. She's sitting on the toilet. She just had

1220
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 2: She just hit the deck. She just fell onto the

1221
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 2: ground and stayed there for several weeks. She's never gotten

1222
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 2: over there.

1223
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: Maybe there should be some sort of universal thing. What

1224
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 1: would be here?

1225
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 2: You know, this is the stuff that at three in

1226
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 2: the morning just wakes everybody up, your embarrassing toilet experience.

1227
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: Maybe she'd set your ring tome to something like this.

1228
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 2: Brendan's in the toilet.

1229
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 1: It was tea swizzle. Youst on tea swizzle.

1230
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 2: She's human. It would happened to her too.

1231
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: She'd just shake it off.

1232
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 12: Ye jam Nation, Can you believe it?

1233
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 2: Only a couple of weeks until someone's going to win

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Speaker 2: twin eat thousand dollars cash for being our favorite Goolie

1235
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Speaker 2: of the year. Our final week on air, we recount

1236
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 2: our favorite finalists. So you've got to get in soon.

1237
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: You download the iHeartRadio app. You've got a WSFM press

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Speaker 1: And thanks to Hair and Forest Machinery House, your one

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Speaker 1: stop machinery shop twenty thousand dollars could be yours. What

1241
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: have we got?

1242
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 3: Feel really good?

1243
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:25,920
Speaker 1: Cleaned my sheets, put them in the washing machine, soaked

1244
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:26,800
Speaker 1: my white call.

1245
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:30,799
Speaker 9: Cover, put them on the line. I'm feeling pretty good

1246
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 9: about myself.

1247
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 2: And then oh time, good weather for drying. Time to

1248
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 2: get them off? And what do I see in my

1249
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 2: beautiful white core bird?

1250
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 8: Shit?

1251
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 2: That gets my gulies.

1252
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: They should be fine for doing that, go around finding birds?

1253
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 2: How dare nature be in our gardens? That's outrageous. It's

1254
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: supposed to be a good luck. Or is that when

1255
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 2: it poos on you in your wedding?

1256
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: I think when it pos on you.

1257
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see the bird. That's what we tell people

1258
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 2: so they don't get upset and humiliated. What else?

1259
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 7: My girlfriend and I decided to take our dogs down

1260
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 7: to the river for a doggie date. Well, one of

1261
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 7: my kelpies, Molly, decided she wanted from market territory, so

1262
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 7: she did on my girlfriends Chiaoa's head. So that puts

1263
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 7: a different meaning to a golden gower.

1264
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: Ok, why does it sound like she's calling from a

1265
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: cupboard anywhere I gotta go. Now they're going to come

1266
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: and get me.

1267
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 2: Imagine how nervy the dog looks. Now that little eyes

1268
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 2: would be bugging right out the.

1269
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 1: Bad him of the good. If you dipped out, time

1270
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: is running out. Record your GHOULI via the iHeartRadio app.

1271
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: It's two tonight.

1272
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 2: Favorite call her email or Facebook. Friend gets a double

1273
00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 2: pass to an evening with Jones in a man It's

1274
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 2: next Thursday. So excited tickets are on a good show.

1275
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be sitting in the front of Arm's cross.

1276
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 2: That'd be a relief. Then it will be a good show.

1277
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: What's some entertainment?

1278
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 2: This is all thanks to tire power. You also get

1279
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 2: a Jones and Manae teatail and an eighteenth birthday key ring.

1280
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: This is something you brought to the table about Love Island.

1281
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 2: Abby from Love Island was chatting to one of the

1282
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 2: guys Ryan, I think his name was. I'm not sure.

1283
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 2: He likes everything astronomical. She likes to talk about the moon,

1284
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 2: but she gets it all wrong, Like.

1285
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 18: That thing's giant. How many times bigger is it than Earth?

1286
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 1: Like the moon?

1287
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 4: No, no, bigger there it is the moon na, you.

1288
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 18: Just said you're so into it and you don't know

1289
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 18: that the moon's bigger than Earth.

1290
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 4: No, it's not there it is, I don't think it is.

1291
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 15: The Moon is bigger than Earth. It surely has to be,

1292
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 15: because when you're looking at the Moon from Earth, it's huge,

1293
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 15: but like it's so far away from us.

1294
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: Bigger than she's got big boob, so it's going to

1295
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 2: pass her anyway. But anyway, any way, the Earth is

1296
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 2: bigger than the Moon. But we've all had brain funt's

1297
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:01,439
Speaker 2: where it happens. Tribal drum was beating four sir dom more.

1298
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: I come from the head and the learning.

1299
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 2: We all dubbed ourselves in as well. But he was

1300
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 2: James from kings Langley.

1301
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 8: One of my favorite colleagues.

1302
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 10: He always thinks that north is whichever direction you're facing.

1303
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 10: So you can tell him look at a compass that

1304
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 10: ways north if he's facing another direction of the points

1305
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 10: right ahead and be like, no, that's north, even if

1306
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 10: it's like southeast, to be like, no, that's north.

1307
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: That way that has to be north of these moral compasses.

1308
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 2: Okay, good on you, Brendan. Right auch, that's enough, i'd

1309
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 2: he fills up next to your chance to get your

1310
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 2: hands on the hottest tickets in town, ticks to see

1311
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 2: Jerry Seinfeld, to see Tyler Swift.

1312
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,120
Speaker 1: And evening with Jones Entertainment.

1313
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 2: We're back tonight for jamination.

1314
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

1315
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 6: Good bite, good bye, wipe the two.

1316
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 2: From your right.

1317
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Speaker 13: Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app or

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00:59:54,560 --> 01:00:07,320
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