Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Guys, Exciting Times. We met him Friday. He's come back
Speaker 1: to see everyone today. Who am I talking about? Petty
Speaker 1: cash Man? Who is Petty cash Man? Where the hell
Speaker 1: were you Friday? Let me walk you back to Friday,
Speaker 1: my friends, cash Man is back on this radio station.
Speaker 1: And over the last couple of years, cash Man has
Speaker 1: been giving away a lot of money. You know, sometimes
Speaker 1: you catch up with an old friend and something's changed.
Speaker 1: My god, they look a little bit older, not quite
Speaker 1: got the flash car they used to have. Cash Man
Speaker 1: came back last week. He's had a tough couple of years.
Speaker 1: I don't know if some stocks and shares haven't really
Speaker 1: come through and he ain't given away barrolos of cash anymore.
Speaker 1: If you need cash in a flash have we got
Speaker 1: the Cape Crusader for you? Cold one or four point three?
Speaker 3: Cash Man?
Speaker 1: Cash? So let me take you through. When he was
Speaker 1: giving some away last week, there was this let me
Speaker 1: ja down.
Speaker 4: Ain't another fifty for you?
Speaker 1: Fifty bucks? There used to be thousands and thousand pounds
Speaker 1: as now it's fifty bucks. Another winner, Oh cashtastic fifty
Speaker 1: for you? You can see what's happening here, so we
Speaker 1: have our own. If that's the way it's going, we
Speaker 1: can help you out now with Petty cash Man.
Speaker 4: His supersuits from Ako, his cash.
Speaker 2: My bills are Keyarrio is the penny pinching gold coin
Speaker 2: hoarding receipt requiring petty cash Man.
Speaker 1: All right, Petty cash Man is back. On Friday. He
Speaker 1: had seventy one dollars seventy We asked you to call
Speaker 1: him what he wants some of the money for, not
Speaker 1: all of it, okay. Eric Lamb bought a three dollar
Speaker 1: fifty screwdriver for work and can he bothered to do
Speaker 1: the paperwork for the reimbursement cash man. Petty cash Man
Speaker 1: was there for him.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, mate, I'm just calculating how much we still go. Understand.
Speaker 4: Heye asked for ten dollars a batteries.
Speaker 5: She was passionately anti trackpad, needed it for her computer mouse.
Speaker 5: We gave her five dollars because we thought ten dollars
Speaker 5: for double a's sounded a bit steep.
Speaker 1: Liz needed four dollars fifty for our sausage roll for lunch.
Speaker 1: She got the four dollars fifty and also had some
Speaker 1: sauce with it. Liz, thank you very much for the
Speaker 1: photo you sent. Thanks to petty cash Man, she had
Speaker 1: a great lunch.
Speaker 5: Damien didn't send a photo of his daughter's zinger meal,
Speaker 5: but she worked hard at school all week and he
Speaker 5: wanted fourteen dollars ninety five for a zinger box meal.
Speaker 1: Glen for the meat raffle on Friday night, the Dandodong
Speaker 1: Workers Club got five five raffle tickets that were one
Speaker 1: dollars each actually winning to hear from Markelen today, did
Speaker 1: he have the winning meat duck prize on him? Who
Speaker 1: has also got money from petty cash Man on Friday?
Speaker 5: Sarah was the last person to clean up from cash
Speaker 5: man twelve dollars for a large popcorin popcorn this weekend
Speaker 5: at Heintz.
Speaker 1: All right, so we did have seventy one dollars seventy
Speaker 1: sorry petty cashman hand how much is left to give
Speaker 1: away right now?
Speaker 5: There is still twenty five dollars and seventy five cents
Speaker 5: left in the kiddy?
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you want some of the petty cash
Speaker 1: man for Give us a call now nine four one
Speaker 1: four one oh four three lines are open. Now, what
Speaker 1: do you want some small amount of money for from
Speaker 1: Petty cash Man nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 1: to three cash Man. Great to see you back today.
Speaker 4: It's miny money Monday.
Speaker 1: He's back nine four one four one o four to
Speaker 1: three lines are open now four Petty cash Man, The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. I know sometimes you might get
Speaker 1: the misapprehension that I'm not a real man's man, but
Speaker 1: I need you to know the weekend I was working
Speaker 1: with some top soil and I've got a little bit
Speaker 1: of mud left under my nails. Actually, as kind of
Speaker 1: guy has got a problem with the lemon tree in
Speaker 1: the guard at the moment, I got some new top
Speaker 1: star that should be fine.
Speaker 5: Callous is on the hands from the shovel.
Speaker 1: Not quite yet? No, but they are rough. Can they
Speaker 1: not have a smoother handle? Please? Pullings? You know, I
Speaker 1: could like that nice sort of quilted toilet roll. Can
Speaker 1: they have a nice velvet handle? Does it have to
Speaker 1: be that if you're what you used to sort of
Speaker 1: that sharp? Would like that in that hands on that
Speaker 1: I worry about splinters when I used to shovel as well.
Speaker 5: Were you need gloves.
Speaker 1: Actually dony gloves that is peak middle aging, isn't it
Speaker 1: when you've actually got gardening gloves or gloves to use
Speaker 1: around the house. All right, So petty cash Man is.
Speaker 4: Here, his super suits from Ako, his cash. My bill's
Speaker 4: a keyarrio.
Speaker 2: He's the penny pinching gold coin horning receipt requiring petty
Speaker 2: cash Man.
Speaker 1: All right, Petty cash Man has twenty five dollars and
Speaker 1: seventy five cents? What would you like some of it for?
Speaker 1: Cash man is ready?
Speaker 2: Hi there, How can petty cash Man help you today?
Speaker 1: On the line? Right now, Petty cash Man, we have
Speaker 1: young Jimmy. Good morning, Jimmy, Good morning, Christian. How's your weekend?
Speaker 1: Jimmy good thanks. Yeah, what was the highlight of the weekend.
Speaker 1: What was the best thing you did?
Speaker 6: Arm? Not much because I got home from school care
Speaker 6: up on Friday, so.
Speaker 1: You're pretty tired.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How was school camp? Yeah?
Speaker 6: It was good. We did lost that to release three
Speaker 6: nights and four days.
Speaker 1: Wow. Well did you miss mamal dad or was it good?
Speaker 1: Fun to get away?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 6: Fun to get away?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, So young Jimmy, then you need some cash
Speaker 1: Monday morning. How much do you need Jimmy? Ah?
Speaker 6: Five dollars for a bouncy ball at rebel.
Speaker 1: What do you need the bouncy ball for?
Speaker 6: I played four square at school with my friends, but
Speaker 6: my friend it went down Miss Alley Wayne, we lost it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I would have ruined your weekend.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well listen, petty cash Man's got a heart. He's
Speaker 1: going to give you the money with a warning and
Speaker 1: a life lesson. But yes, you can have that bouncy ball. Jimmy,
Speaker 1: thank you. That's all right. Maybe thank you cash Man.
Speaker 1: It's not money, thank you, petty cash Man.
Speaker 6: Thank you, petty Cashman.
Speaker 1: Oh, he says quickly on the microphone. He's he says this.
Speaker 3: You're welcome, Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Thanky, Wow, I've never ever done that before. Extraordinary times
Speaker 1: the bouncing ball did it to the great man. All right, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: enjoy the bouncing ball?
Speaker 6: Thanky?
Speaker 1: Did I just say that now? Jimmy, enjoy the bouncing ball.
Speaker 1: All that's going on in the Melbourne radio walks right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did bridget good morning, Good morning, petty cash Man.
Speaker 1: Don't spend it all well no, no, no, that one I
Speaker 1: just played.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to alarm you, but my funds are
Speaker 2: getting awfully low.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are they now? After Jimmy's cleaned us out?
Speaker 5: We have twenty dollars and seventy five cents. How much
Speaker 5: you after, Bridget?
Speaker 1: I'll like three dollars please, became, What are you going for?
Speaker 1: What are you after? My fourteen year old son eight
Speaker 1: jim Sins every day school a dollar at dim sim,
Speaker 1: so I need to give him three today please.
Speaker 4: Yum yum yum, Bridget. The jim Sims.
Speaker 3: Are on me.
Speaker 1: Wow, wait, this is exciting.
Speaker 2: I'm going to need to borrow the company card Christian
Speaker 2: because I am officially broke.
Speaker 1: Well, no, we've got some money there, seventeen dollars. Come
Speaker 1: on now, Felicity, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning, I'm bigging guess man.
Speaker 1: My boss has given me the flu and I needed coffee.
Speaker 1: That's that my week? Okay, So where do you normally
Speaker 1: go to get your coffee? How much is it? It's
Speaker 1: five dollars fifty but I'll pay the fifty cents, so
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 5: Don't do this.
Speaker 1: It's the community is too much.
Speaker 5: Please with petty caps.
Speaker 1: We're asking listeners for fifty cents, game.
Speaker 4: Over asking for five bucks.
Speaker 5: We got to pay the whole there's no pero to
Speaker 5: be made out of. We bought Felicity almost of her own.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, petty cash man would not want that.
Speaker 1: Petty cash man, what do you say?
Speaker 3: You can spend that fifty cents however you like. Felicity
Speaker 3: will pay for the whole fee.
Speaker 1: You are five dollars fifty winner. Oh my god, jubilant
Speaker 1: scenes today with PCM as he's now known as Jackie Boy.
Speaker 1: How much have we got there?
Speaker 5: Twelve dollars twenty five cents.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's gotta go next. This is the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: show podcast. Hey, petty cash man, I think we should
Speaker 1: go splurgch out and get Christians some glass for his
Speaker 1: delicate hands. Listen, these aren't delicates. These are the hands
Speaker 1: of a surgeon. Because the surgical precision that I ride
Speaker 1: this desk and control the radio show. You can't have
Speaker 1: callous mankey trady hands. Suddenly they're like splurging over the faders.
Speaker 1: It's a very fine precise art.
Speaker 5: Surgeons do use gloves, though.
Speaker 1: Get me some gloves then, please, because those wooden handles
Speaker 1: on the shovels have got a splinter. Over the weekend,
Speaker 1: I opened up our first aid kit did you know
Speaker 1: it has a splinter removal thing in that?
Speaker 5: What if a little pair of tays?
Speaker 1: No, it's a tiny little sort of needle in a
Speaker 1: plastic sort of case and you can pluck away and
Speaker 1: to get the to prize it out. There are over
Speaker 1: all things spinsers. Isn't the second ancient thing you can't
Speaker 1: stall that exists? All right? So petty cashman is here, Jack?
Speaker 1: How much he got left?
Speaker 5: He's got twelve dollars and twenty five cents?
Speaker 3: Wow, wee?
Speaker 2: Who's first on the scene at the vending machine? Who'll
Speaker 2: give you five bucks for your fare on the bus?
Speaker 4: Why? It's petty cash man.
Speaker 1: It's not cash man, it's petty cash man. These are
Speaker 1: the times who live in my friend's Austere times because
Speaker 1: you're in Sydney. Down the line, Huckey comes in before
Speaker 1: she goes what does all steer mean?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: As you say on today's show, he's still learning words.
Speaker 4: It's lovely alright.
Speaker 5: Did you overuse it then during the morning he didn't
Speaker 5: use a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Trish is on the line. Good morning Trish Fish.
Speaker 7: Good morning Christian. How are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Now? What do you need the money for? Trish, Oh,
Speaker 1: petty cashman.
Speaker 7: Petty cashman, help me please, I need a dollar fifty
Speaker 7: for a stamp. I've canceled some insurance policies and they
Speaker 7: want two separate letters in two separate envelopes to the
Speaker 7: same address. So I really desperately need dollar fifty to
Speaker 7: post the other lest now.
Speaker 1: I need just creep up a stamper's a dollar.
Speaker 7: Fifty and dollar fifty disgusting.
Speaker 5: I remember when they were forty five cents.
Speaker 1: Wow, look at the Times. Now dollar fifty for stamps?
Speaker 7: Please please, please, petty cash man, help a girl out
Speaker 7: on the Monday morning.
Speaker 3: Your money's in the mail.
Speaker 1: Trish, Hey, wait a minute, mister postman. But yeah, do
Speaker 1: that one as well. What's the song?
Speaker 4: Hey, hey, wait a minute, what postman?
Speaker 3: Postman?
Speaker 4: Hey, mister posts.
Speaker 1: Again, It's better I think very less words. Friday too
Speaker 1: much you and cashman. Now let's put them back in
Speaker 1: his box.
Speaker 2: I'm going to need to borrow the company card, Christian,
Speaker 2: because I am officially bro.
Speaker 1: No, yeah you're not, but yes you can have there.
Speaker 1: Gonna have your stamp. By the way, I don't know
Speaker 1: whether it's medical insurance. She was count saying, I've got
Speaker 1: medical insurance how to go for a physio last year
Speaker 1: and I went to paint. You know often they go, oh,
Speaker 1: and your medical insurance provided there's there's taken off forty dollars,
Speaker 1: only twenty five you'd have to make. They'd covered fifty
Speaker 1: cents of it. I'm joking. Oh, you're kidding, petty cash man.
Speaker 1: They are also in ostere times.
Speaker 3: My friends.
Speaker 1: Now we got a young alfie on the line is twelve.
Speaker 1: Good morning Alfie.
Speaker 6: Hi high, petty cash man. My father's day stules coming
Speaker 6: up soon. I need five dollars to buy my dad's
Speaker 6: a story holder and a barbecue. Can I please have it? Please,
Speaker 6: petty cashman?
Speaker 1: God tell me what you get? Its valley for money.
Speaker 5: They're doing stubby holders at the school father's store.
Speaker 1: School. Gosh, stubby holders at the father's day store for kids.
Speaker 1: They got brought a whiskey. Sare discounselors everything for the
Speaker 1: old man, haven't That's an interesting school I made at
Speaker 1: school today, Mummy, a stubby holder, Dad's alcohol. We brewed
Speaker 1: our own today.
Speaker 5: Mummy.
Speaker 1: We're doing moonshine. Moonshine we're making in the yard, Petty
Speaker 1: cash man, what do you say?
Speaker 2: Well, Daddy you'll be very happy with that stubby holder.
Speaker 3: Alfie, it's on me, petty cash Man.
Speaker 6: I said, yes, Alfie, thanky, petty cash Man.
Speaker 3: That's okay, Alfie.
Speaker 1: Have a good day, Alfie, thank you very much. Just
Speaker 1: got a line now, chack how much money he has?
Speaker 1: Petty cashman got left five dollars and seventy five cents.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to alarm you, but my funds are
Speaker 2: getting awfully low.
Speaker 4: Wow leanne hi, Hi ped cash man?
Speaker 1: Please today? Please?
Speaker 7: Can I have four dollars fifty for my daughter's pie?
Speaker 1: I drive all the way to Mornington from black Rock.
Speaker 1: Obviously pretty good pie. Oh yeah, she's silly at and
Speaker 1: this place is amazing, the good food cafe, all gluten free,
Speaker 1: absolutely beautiful. I need fifty because's a long way to
Speaker 1: go for a pie.
Speaker 3: Great mom, happy pie day.
Speaker 1: How much should we got? Can we can we get
Speaker 1: two pies? One? Fully?
Speaker 5: We can give her an extra dollar thirty five maybe
Speaker 5: petrol money to get down there.
Speaker 7: I'll put in the rest. I'll get a Lamington for.
Speaker 4: It, because they're to die for. How much this is?
Speaker 1: This is the end times? How much just the Lammington?
Speaker 3: The Leamington's are four seventy beautiful.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could get some tomato sauce with that extra dollar,
Speaker 2: three or four packets.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'll have to check the money box.
Speaker 1: What a shock, we have more money. You get the
Speaker 1: lemon chee against the pie.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, beautiful, Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Cash Man.
Speaker 1: All right, he's back.
Speaker 7: Worth the drive?
Speaker 1: Thank you? What's the show now? Petty Cashman is back Friday?
Speaker 1: I can't see any production doing now.
Speaker 2: Friday means Petty cash Man day, so be there or
Speaker 2: B square you should go on?
Speaker 5: Who's lying?
Speaker 1: Thank god you're here. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast