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<v Speaker 1>Come on in Hollo.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go and rearing on a happy Tuesday. I

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<v Speaker 2>just got in a fight, wait with who are fifty cuffs?

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<v Speaker 1>A beeping fight in the car. I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>find a car park.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen your road rage. I have seen the

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<v Speaker 2>way you behave when you were to find the wheel.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to know what I I don't get mad often,

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<v Speaker 3>but if I know I'm in the right and the

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<v Speaker 3>other person is in the well they're driving a radically

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<v Speaker 3>or dangerously, then I will have road rage, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't get it unwarranted.

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<v Speaker 1>Now listen to this.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in the car park at a big shopping

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<v Speaker 3>sound like a Westfield, and it was so busy. There

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<v Speaker 3>was one park left and it was down a one

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<v Speaker 3>way you could only go one way down, but the

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<v Speaker 3>park was the second one from the end.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was going the.

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<v Speaker 3>Right way down with the indicator on to get the

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<v Speaker 3>park and it was mine right. There was no other

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<v Speaker 3>car in there, and then another car banged around the

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<v Speaker 3>corner the illegal way to scoot into it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I saw them hanging around, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>not on my watch, kiddo.

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<v Speaker 3>So I sped up and we both put our noses

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<v Speaker 3>into a V to the park, but no one could

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<v Speaker 3>get in.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a car stand. So how long did this

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<v Speaker 1>go for? Like what happened? I felt like forever. It

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<v Speaker 1>was probably a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>I just got on the blower on the horn and

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<v Speaker 3>he was horning and then hands, hands were aperadically flying around.

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<v Speaker 1>And then were going everywhere. And I had been driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Around for so long It's like there is actually it

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<v Speaker 3>was a man. And I was like, there's actually no

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<v Speaker 3>way I'm giving this up. So I got out of

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<v Speaker 3>the car and I closed the rutney and I walked over.

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<v Speaker 3>I did, and I said, I'm super sorry that this

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<v Speaker 3>is going to inconvenience you. But as you can see,

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<v Speaker 3>this is one way. I said, do I need to

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<v Speaker 3>get somebody else involved?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you going to get involve?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I was hoping to purity guard ballet manager.

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<v Speaker 3>I was calling his Bluffalora, and guess what what it worked.

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<v Speaker 3>He reversed the cart and I got the part, Wow, John,

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't have.

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<v Speaker 1>To get somebody involved for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have seen you be angry and there is no

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<v Speaker 2>way I would want to take you for that. But

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I get mad? Okay, it's only up

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<v Speaker 2>from here, guys. And that's because we have possibly the

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<v Speaker 2>world's most delightful singer joining us for the show today,

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<v Speaker 2>and that is Jesse.

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<v Speaker 4>She just exudes happiness.

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<v Speaker 1>They have sunshine. Yeah, it's going to be in studio.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, apparently her new music is all about the unconventional

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<v Speaker 5>way she met her husband, which is very pick up like.

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<v Speaker 4>That's very us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh are you saying we're unconventional?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, and yeah, you have a husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you a little horror. It has something to

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<v Speaker 2>do with the crab claw. Don't give it away.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll find you've got four slash tires when you go home.

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<v Speaker 4>I just have a few.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he didn't follow me out.

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<v Speaker 5>Jess Malboy joins us next year at the Pickup thanks

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<v Speaker 5>to Chemists Warehouse heading today great savings every day.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen it is. This is one of our favorite guests

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<v Speaker 4>we've ever had on the Pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>We love her.

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<v Speaker 5>It's safe to say she's got a brand new single out.

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<v Speaker 5>The one and only Jess Melboy is here with pick

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<v Speaker 5>it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Pick it up Now, that's our new jingle right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh my god, that is Can we trademark that immediately?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I mean we don't have enough money to pay

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<v Speaker 2>you for it, but we're going to use that on

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<v Speaker 2>every single shot.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the pick up.

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<v Speaker 4>We love you, Jessica.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, the new single Flashback out now, this you got

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<v Speaker 5>like as a little Is it we calling it a

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<v Speaker 5>music video?

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<v Speaker 4>We're calling it a clip? What are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>The way?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever? Your one of your vibe is.

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<v Speaker 6>You want to call it a music vie, you want

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<v Speaker 6>to call it a clip, a movie whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>A cinematic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a short.

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<v Speaker 6>Film, a short film. No, Honestly, the song means so

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<v Speaker 6>much to me.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember when I.

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<v Speaker 6>Worked on it with Nick Littlemore and from Now, which

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<v Speaker 6>was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never worked with him before.

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<v Speaker 6>And we just really developed before every session a thirty

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<v Speaker 6>minute vibe and just to sing. He just said, get

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<v Speaker 6>in the booth, just vibe out for thirty minutes. We're

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<v Speaker 6>going to play keys and you know, just come do

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<v Speaker 6>like do ethereal things, you know with the instruments, and

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<v Speaker 6>you just perform. And so for every day for two weeks,

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<v Speaker 6>we spent doing that before going into a session. I

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<v Speaker 6>guess that just really helps to break down those walls

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<v Speaker 6>to be able to tell stories. And this was one

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<v Speaker 6>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>But what was the inspiration for it? It was to

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<v Speaker 2>do with your partner and your relationship. Can you pet

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<v Speaker 2>us through a little bit about where that came from.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, totally. I mean Nick coming into the room and

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<v Speaker 6>basically saying, I want you this time, I want you

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<v Speaker 6>to write a love letter, you know, write a love

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<v Speaker 6>letter to someone that you love, and automatically them came

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<v Speaker 6>to mind and I just took it, took me about it,

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<v Speaker 6>flashed back to.

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<v Speaker 4>The day.

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<v Speaker 6>The night we met really in a nightclub. We met

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<v Speaker 6>in a nightclub. Wow, we're true romance blossom. I was

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<v Speaker 6>out with eight of my girlfriends and I hadn't been

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<v Speaker 6>home for two years. I'd just come off the back

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<v Speaker 6>of the Young Davis ring with it with the girls.

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<v Speaker 6>We always play a game called truth when we when

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<v Speaker 6>we go out. Anyway, I was sitting there, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>just you know, having a good time, and yeah, my

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<v Speaker 6>girlfriend was like, it's jes a turn. I felt daring,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, dare me to do something. So I picked

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<v Speaker 6>dare playing this game that we always play, and my

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<v Speaker 6>girlfriend was like, okay, well I want you to pick.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to pick someone out, you know, a guy

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<v Speaker 6>in this room and you're going to go up and

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<v Speaker 6>you are. We've got to come believe room. You are

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<v Speaker 6>going to crab claw him on the butt without him knowing.

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, like literally crab claw him on the on

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<v Speaker 6>a cheek.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is bad.

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<v Speaker 6>We're talking about We're talking about two thousand and eight.

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<v Speaker 6>There was a moment between a guy kind of moving

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<v Speaker 6>to the left and I found a gap and my

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<v Speaker 6>hand went there and I did it, and I ran.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally ran.

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<v Speaker 6>I was mortified that I had actually done it in

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<v Speaker 6>the moment and and I literally I scooted. I run

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<v Speaker 6>to the bar and I'm like, oh, I gonna come't

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<v Speaker 6>believe this happening.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to look back. I was like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I look back, then something's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm I order my Granberry soda juice and my

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<v Speaker 6>drink and just standing there and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 6>I feel someone kind of like brush up against me,

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<v Speaker 6>and I turn and I'm like, oh my god, it's him,

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<v Speaker 6>but it's literally the guy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's I crab this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I clawed this guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Literally, I just like I feel like a wind in

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<v Speaker 6>my ears and he he's I turn and he's saying

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<v Speaker 6>something to me.

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<v Speaker 1>He say, I know it was you, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm mortified. I'm like, oh my god, I'm eighteen.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, I've never done anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this before. And I'm not looking for a man.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not looking for anyone in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is the inspiration for your song. So how

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<v Speaker 3>do you sing about that? You're like, I crab clothes,

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<v Speaker 3>crab clothes in the class.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess I guess that memory kind of sparked. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>we've been together for fifteen years and you've just recently

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<v Speaker 6>got married last year, so all of the memory stacked up, really,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, to create this kind of laugh it off,

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<v Speaker 6>this kind of we've been together for this amount of time,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, we've had our ups and downs. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 6>I couldn't wait to marry you. This was basically, I

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<v Speaker 6>guess premonition of this song is like saying I'm going

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<v Speaker 6>to marry you one day, and I got to do

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<v Speaker 6>that last year.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was like, and I've written this song before.

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<v Speaker 6>We actually you know, committed, and and yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a dream come true.

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<v Speaker 3>And tomorrow night you're performing and presenting Yeah, and your

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<v Speaker 3>video for Give You Love what or not.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, you're taking all the boxes.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, you honestly, I'm so proud of our music awards,

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<v Speaker 6>like and I'm you know, I'm such an advocate for

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<v Speaker 6>our our music industry and you know, it's our night

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<v Speaker 6>of nights and I just want to to be as

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<v Speaker 6>special as possible and be involved as much as I

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<v Speaker 6>can and and you know, and sing my little heart out.

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<v Speaker 3>You're doing a national tour twenty twenty four next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so how many places where you're heading?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, off the back of the tour, which off the

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<v Speaker 6>back of the album, which is FED nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 6>This record holds about fourteen of my favorite songs I've

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<v Speaker 6>ever written, you know, And I say, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 6>it's my favorite yet you know, and I've written every

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<v Speaker 6>single one of them. I've been, you know, traveling the

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<v Speaker 6>whole world to write this record and have written it

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<v Speaker 6>with some incredible people. So it's after that, after FED nine,

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<v Speaker 6>I go straight on the road and I hit every

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<v Speaker 6>town in Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, flashback is out now you're the listen guys, Jessica

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<v Speaker 5>Melboy Pleasure as always, we adore.

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<v Speaker 1>You, We adore you. You're amazing. Thank you so much. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's something wrong with me.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason why I say this is because I know

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<v Speaker 2>that my memory is not great, right. I have spoken

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<v Speaker 2>about it to you before. It's something that causes me

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of concern. How easy it is for

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<v Speaker 2>me to forget things, and I have to write everything down.

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<v Speaker 1>I diarise.

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<v Speaker 2>I have lists upon lists in my phone because if

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<v Speaker 2>I don't put things into lists, I forget. Now, something

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<v Speaker 2>happened to me recently. In my list was a very

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<v Speaker 2>important appointment that I needed to make. I needed to

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<v Speaker 2>go and have a PAP smear. Some of you might

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<v Speaker 2>be thinking this is an overshare, but bear with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Of any woman, day to day cyvical screening is very important.

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't had one recently, you've got to have

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<v Speaker 2>them every five years as a woman. So I made

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<v Speaker 2>my appointment. I called up the clinic that I know

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<v Speaker 2>would go to regularly my GP. I made the appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>I then waited until the appointment came up and I

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<v Speaker 2>put it in my diary.

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<v Speaker 1>I drove to the appointment.

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<v Speaker 2>I got there, I checked in at the front desk,

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<v Speaker 2>I sat down in the waiting room, and then my

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<v Speaker 2>doctor came out and she said, Laura Burrn, come into

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<v Speaker 2>come into the office.

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<v Speaker 1>And I walked into.

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<v Speaker 2>The GP room, a room that's familiar to me. I've

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<v Speaker 2>been there many times. And I sat down and my

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<v Speaker 2>doctor says to me, why are you here? And I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here for my routine cervical screening. Thanks, I'm here

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<v Speaker 2>for my perapsmere.

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<v Speaker 1>And she said, so, why are you here? And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for my papsmere.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, oh, Laura, I gave you a peraps me

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<v Speaker 2>five weeks ago. I kid you not until she said it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like as she said it, I was like, oh, now,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember this poor woman rummaged around my undercarriage and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. It wasn't like I had vague recollections.

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<v Speaker 2>I completely forgot that I had. Perhaps it wasn't a

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<v Speaker 2>trauma response. I just forgot. I enjoyed it so much

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to go twice.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking because if you enjoyed it, I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm joking. I genuinely no part of me remembered. It

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<v Speaker 2>was completely gone for my brain. And it was only

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<v Speaker 2>as she was saying it. And then I looked over

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<v Speaker 2>at the bed and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I hold it.

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<v Speaker 1>How have I forgotten this? I was here five weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>right out of well.

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<v Speaker 5>Britt like, the truth is, we love you, but Britain,

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<v Speaker 5>we have noticed Laura's memory issues.

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<v Speaker 3>This is not fun Oh my god, no, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 3>You have a terrible memory if you forget things all.

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<v Speaker 3>So my doctor said that she's going to have to

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<v Speaker 3>do a proper test on me. I've got to go

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<v Speaker 3>and do some sort of proper memory test because she

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<v Speaker 3>was like, this to me is concerning, an alarming told.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to a doctor to do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Week?

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<v Speaker 1>We could whip up a memory test?

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm still right here?

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<v Speaker 6>Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not comfortable with this, everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>No need for bulk billing, no need for medicare.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have any money that to pay full price for

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<v Speaker 1>that memory test.

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<v Speaker 4>Here on the air, hit it with the first memory question.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, these are going to be easy, right of Britain?

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<v Speaker 4>Should they are?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What?

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<v Speaker 3>What football team does my boyfriend Ben play for Celtics

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<v Speaker 3>in what country?

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<v Speaker 1>Scotland? What position is he? A goalkeeper? That's actual impressive,

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<v Speaker 1>well done, thank you, Laura Burn.

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<v Speaker 4>What are my parents' names?

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle and Mark.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank god because that would have been really embarrassing

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<v Speaker 2>your parents.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so nice. Okay? What are the judges names? Dancing

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<v Speaker 1>with the Stars? The fourth judges on three months ago?

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<v Speaker 4>You were on It all four first time last night.

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<v Speaker 1>This was the one I thought you wouldn't get into

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<v Speaker 1>a life, not even one.

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<v Speaker 5>Todd McKinney, Mark, other names with the woman that we had.

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<v Speaker 2>The woman finished Mark's name, Shanna shape.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not listening, Shanna twink. Okay, so far you're not

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<v Speaker 1>going very well.

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<v Speaker 6>And then.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the fourth judge name? Laura? Mark? You said, was

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<v Speaker 1>there another person there? Offensive? You don't even remember this? Laura?

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<v Speaker 1>I was the English one who was quite rude. Forgot

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<v Speaker 1>his name? All right? Last one?

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<v Speaker 3>You should get this piece of cake. Actually there's two more.

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<v Speaker 3>What's my birthday? Because you're you're supposed to be my

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<v Speaker 3>best friend business planner, four and a half years with

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<v Speaker 3>each other every day.

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<v Speaker 1>What's September?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm September?

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<v Speaker 1>Please please do go on? I forgot I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know my children's birthdays. Don't ask me

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<v Speaker 1>those ones either.

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<v Speaker 4>What's my name?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? So mild worry, I think mild concern.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, mild to medium memory concern, to be fair, more

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<v Speaker 3>pertains to short term memory stuff. So like things yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like perhaps smears totally like people who have been inside me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember. Oh right, well too far, I don't break. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about picking up.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to talk about the weirdest, craziest, most outrageous

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<v Speaker 3>way you could possibly get somebody's phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, because it happened to me.

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<v Speaker 4>You were picked up almost that's next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, guys, I don't want a brac, but I think

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<v Speaker 3>I still got it. I'm just not sure I want it.

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<v Speaker 3>But what do you got?

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I got hit on yesterday, So this is

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<v Speaker 3>probably the strangest way, the weirdest way anyone has asked

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<v Speaker 3>for my number.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, I'm a bit a bit of a conundrum.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it was a hit on moment

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<v Speaker 3>or if this person really was like a scientist.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so I'm so invested in this.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at the beach with my dog Delilah.

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<v Speaker 3>She was having a swim and a play, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was on FaceTime to my boyfriend Ben because he lives

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<v Speaker 3>over in Scotland and I had my EarPods in and

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<v Speaker 3>a guy walked past me. He was going for a surf,

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<v Speaker 3>wetsuit board under his arm. He was just about to

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<v Speaker 3>jump off the rocks. He saw Delilah, looked at me,

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<v Speaker 3>did this like little little up and down look, and

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<v Speaker 3>then came over to talk to Delilah.

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<v Speaker 1>Now everyone always talks to She's a real magnet. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Ben was on the line the whole time. Ben's going

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<v Speaker 3>in my ear. Ben's going, oh, here we go, mate,

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<v Speaker 3>move on, like move on. He's like just tailing your take.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like he was just he's just being nice,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, whispering in talking to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Off he goes for a surf.

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<v Speaker 3>After that, my boyfriend Ben's like, he was definitely hitting

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<v Speaker 3>on you, and I was like, Babe, just chill out.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just being nice. He gets out of the

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<v Speaker 1>surf this surf.

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<v Speaker 3>Only like fifteen minutes later and Ben is still on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I said to Bend, oh my god, that guy's coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, stay on the line.

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<v Speaker 3>So he walks up to me and he's like, Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question, like a favor for to ask you.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you mind coming and taking a photo of a

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<v Speaker 3>dead bird for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? What I was like?

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<v Speaker 3>What he's like, I'm a I'm a virologist that specializes

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<v Speaker 3>in birds. I'm a bird virologist, and I've just noticed

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<v Speaker 3>over that problem. I have noticed over that Rockshelp is

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<v Speaker 3>a dead bird. I don't have my phone on me

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<v Speaker 3>because I've been surfing. Do you think you could possibly

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<v Speaker 3>do a photo shooter for bird?

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<v Speaker 2>And so he'd have your he'd have my numbers?

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<v Speaker 1>So Ben, Ben's going is in my ear? He's still

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<v Speaker 1>on FaceTime. Ben's going? Is this guy series Brittany? He

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<v Speaker 1>is not. He's going a boat. He's not a bird virologist.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I think he is.

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<v Speaker 4>Wade up by the way bird.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard of a bird writ So did you

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<v Speaker 2>then go wander over the rocks and take photos of

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<v Speaker 2>a dead bird?

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<v Speaker 1>Your whole phonoho, A strange man on your phone?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>This photos, I'm sending them to your phone right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bird. Yeah, so I did a touching its bee because

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<v Speaker 3>we had to get all the big angles, so we

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<v Speaker 3>had to open the beak and do a photo shoot

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<v Speaker 3>of the beak. Then we we did the whole wingspan,

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<v Speaker 3>like we brought all the feathers out and changed its

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<v Speaker 3>neck and I took. Now, I have a whole photo

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<v Speaker 3>album on my phone of dead birds and I send

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<v Speaker 3>them to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry if this guy was hitting on you, Britt.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a reason why he is single. He is

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<v Speaker 2>very bad at flirting holding says romance like a dead

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<v Speaker 2>half decayed bird.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So did he end up taking? And what did he say?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for the dead bird?

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<v Speaker 3>And then he sent me hits a bird emojis and

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<v Speaker 3>then I didn't write back. And then he wrote back

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<v Speaker 3>again and said have a nice day, and I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Write back again.

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<v Speaker 5>On producer producer Tony saying that we have a bird

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<v Speaker 5>expert that's called.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course we do.

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<v Speaker 5>They're out there on thirteen one of six, like Zach's

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<v Speaker 5>Zach's on the light heigh, Hi, Zach quickly answer this

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<v Speaker 5>for us?

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<v Speaker 4>Is a bird virologist something that exists?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so just listening, was it borologists?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that the terminology used?

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<v Speaker 6>Or do you mean biologists like biologists?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't, I'm sure. Look, Brits been saying virologists. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like a virus. Well, the birds, because he said

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<v Speaker 1>that a lot of beds.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sure, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Said a lot of birds have been dying lately. And

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<v Speaker 3>he might have said borologists. But and I assumed it

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<v Speaker 3>was a virologist because I've never heard of a barologist.

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<v Speaker 4>Had AirPods in. Is a borrologist a thing? I think so?

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<v Speaker 6>For for viral studies? Sure, I don't know if they

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<v Speaker 6>picked that up on dead birds on the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Just check your phone.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just sent you the photos of the dead bird

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<v Speaker 3>photo shoot that I took at the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful day. The lighting's great, really really hits

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<v Speaker 1>the beak. Can you tell what kind of that is?

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<v Speaker 4>I do?

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<v Speaker 1>This bird just going through in moments.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have a big close up a wingspan, and

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<v Speaker 3>there's overhead there's a big pick, there's.

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<v Speaker 4>A wing pin.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got the photos.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm flicking through it.

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<v Speaker 4>It is quite the photo shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, thank you, thanks, Yeah, that was all me.

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<v Speaker 6>So the bird is a short tailed shearwater.

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<v Speaker 1>I was afraid.

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<v Speaker 4>It's honestly very common birds to find washed up on

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<v Speaker 4>the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there any reason that you would take photos like

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<v Speaker 2>this though, of a dead bird?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any chance or is this just perhaps.

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<v Speaker 6>He wanted to confirm what species of shearwater it is,

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<v Speaker 6>because there's quite a number and they're all really similar.

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<v Speaker 5>He had his heart set on a Britney Hogley crested tip,

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<v Speaker 5>had a different.

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<v Speaker 1>Type of bird in mind.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. The best part was at the end he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, okay, well I'll go home and get that

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<v Speaker 3>message now. And I was like, well, you can't leave

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<v Speaker 3>the dead bird here, and he was like, what do

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<v Speaker 3>you want me to do with it?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, pick it up.

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<v Speaker 3>So he picked up the dead bird to and walked

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<v Speaker 3>away into the sunset.

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<v Speaker 4>You dodged a bullet. That's a serial killer. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>you just escaped. A serial killer.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's probably doing God's way.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>That is it from us today.

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<v Speaker 2>If you miss anything as well, you can catch up

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<v Speaker 2>on our podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called The Pickup. You can listen to it my

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<v Speaker 1>Heart Radio.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Virologyer Sack, Thanks Sach, Thanks, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I will see you tomorrow everyone, see you guys.