WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! The BRUTAL Things Kids Have Said to Your Face 😱

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<v Speaker 1>We're asking the darndest thing. I sound that such a

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<v Speaker 1>understand dad, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>A kid, Well, Laura, you always come to the show

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<v Speaker 2>and you go. Guys, my kids have said the darned.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty much all I say, to be honest, it's my

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<v Speaker 3>My entire content is all the things that my kids

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<v Speaker 3>do and say, so I completely relate to this.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd say some funny things inconvenient times.

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<v Speaker 3>Bridge, No, but they also say things that are really

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<v Speaker 3>really embarrassing. But you just get to a point as

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<v Speaker 3>a mum where you're like, it's part and parcel rob.

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<v Speaker 1>What does your kids say that embarrassed you?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, guys are going yeah. So just to give you

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<v Speaker 4>guys a little bit of context, I was pretty tone

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<v Speaker 4>and you know buff when I first got married with

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<v Speaker 4>every kid, that slowly declined. But my wife was pregnant

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<v Speaker 4>with the third one, and one day she just blurts out,

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<v Speaker 4>she goes, I'm so excited for the babies to arrive,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, babies, you mean baby? She goes, no, yours,

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<v Speaker 4>and then she comes and rubs my tummy and says,

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<v Speaker 4>and yours daddy. Needless to say, I joined the gym

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<v Speaker 4>shortly after.

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<v Speaker 2>I can imagine that's pretty. That is embarrassing. Also, I

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<v Speaker 2>love that we just have to take Rob's word for it, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you're buff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I believe I have everyone right there, like I

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<v Speaker 3>used to be buff, and we're like, yeah, forty five

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<v Speaker 3>years ago, let.

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<v Speaker 1>It go, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I also understand it when women are like, I got

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<v Speaker 3>bigger when I had kids.

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<v Speaker 1>But dads, what are your excuse? Amy, what's the dardest

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<v Speaker 1>thing your children said?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, my love? Oh hello, I got married in May

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<v Speaker 4>and my daughter was my sail girl.

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<v Speaker 5>Of course, we get out of the car and she

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<v Speaker 5>decides to send standard the end of.

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<v Speaker 4>The altar with her face, grows up and goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not marrying him, and he actually walk.

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<v Speaker 3>So her dad she doesn't want to marry her dad,

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<v Speaker 3>so where her stepdad was no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, her dad dad.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, I'm tapping out. Yeah, that should have

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<v Speaker 1>been me in the Bachelor. Yeah I feel the same.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Oh, bless her. Did she end up walking down

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<v Speaker 3>the aisle or she didn't do it?

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<v Speaker 5>Her dad came and picked her up and carry it down.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, that's so so much rejection from your own daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>And she didn't fulfill her duty. Did she throw the pedals?

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<v Speaker 5>She threw? She threw three pedals and it actually cost

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<v Speaker 5>me almost two hundred dollars to clean up three pedals.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, kids costume money. Last one tenure on thirteen one,

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<v Speaker 2>six five. What's the darndest thing your kids ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Said?

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<v Speaker 5>H Brittany Laura and Hi, my son walked in on

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<v Speaker 5>me when I was putting a sanitary pad on and

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<v Speaker 5>he freaked right out and came out screaming for the

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<v Speaker 5>rest of the family about the biggest band aid he'd

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<v Speaker 5>ever been in, and how we need an ambulance and.

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<v Speaker 1>This been a massacre in it.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what fair it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Look like No, buts, let's be really here. That's I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have said a message. I mean it does. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a massacre and the last week. Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you have to have, like a big pad

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<v Speaker 3>which looks like a big thick band aid.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, I've got the mental image.