Speaker 1: We're asking the darndest thing. I sound that such a
Speaker 1: understand dad, you're.
Speaker 2: A kid, Well, Laura, you always come to the show
Speaker 2: and you go. Guys, my kids have said the darned.
Speaker 3: Pretty much all I say, to be honest, it's my
Speaker 3: My entire content is all the things that my kids
Speaker 3: do and say, so I completely relate to this.
Speaker 1: It'd say some funny things inconvenient times.
Speaker 3: Bridge, No, but they also say things that are really
Speaker 3: really embarrassing. But you just get to a point as
Speaker 3: a mum where you're like, it's part and parcel rob.
Speaker 1: What does your kids say that embarrassed you?
Speaker 4: Hey, guys are going yeah. So just to give you
Speaker 4: guys a little bit of context, I was pretty tone
Speaker 4: and you know buff when I first got married with
Speaker 4: every kid, that slowly declined. But my wife was pregnant
Speaker 4: with the third one, and one day she just blurts out,
Speaker 4: she goes, I'm so excited for the babies to arrive,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, babies, you mean baby? She goes, no, yours,
Speaker 4: and then she comes and rubs my tummy and says,
Speaker 4: and yours daddy. Needless to say, I joined the gym
Speaker 4: shortly after.
Speaker 2: I can imagine that's pretty. That is embarrassing. Also, I
Speaker 2: love that we just have to take Rob's word for it, like,
Speaker 2: I'm sure you're buff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe I have everyone right there, like I
Speaker 3: used to be buff, and we're like, yeah, forty five
Speaker 3: years ago, let.
Speaker 1: It go, okay.
Speaker 3: I also understand it when women are like, I got
Speaker 3: bigger when I had kids.
Speaker 1: But dads, what are your excuse? Amy, what's the dardest
Speaker 1: thing your children said?
Speaker 4: Hello, my love? Oh hello, I got married in May
Speaker 4: and my daughter was my sail girl.
Speaker 5: Of course, we get out of the car and she
Speaker 5: decides to send standard the end of.
Speaker 4: The altar with her face, grows up and goes, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm not marrying him, and he actually walk.
Speaker 3: So her dad she doesn't want to marry her dad,
Speaker 3: so where her stepdad was no, no.
Speaker 4: No, no, her dad dad.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm tapping out. Yeah, that should have
Speaker 1: been me in the Bachelor. Yeah I feel the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh, bless her. Did she end up walking down
Speaker 3: the aisle or she didn't do it?
Speaker 5: Her dad came and picked her up and carry it down.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's so so much rejection from your own daughter.
Speaker 1: And she didn't fulfill her duty. Did she throw the pedals?
Speaker 5: She threw? She threw three pedals and it actually cost
Speaker 5: me almost two hundred dollars to clean up three pedals.
Speaker 2: Wow, kids costume money. Last one tenure on thirteen one,
Speaker 2: six five. What's the darndest thing your kids ever?
Speaker 1: Said?
Speaker 5: H Brittany Laura and Hi, my son walked in on
Speaker 5: me when I was putting a sanitary pad on and
Speaker 5: he freaked right out and came out screaming for the
Speaker 5: rest of the family about the biggest band aid he'd
Speaker 5: ever been in, and how we need an ambulance and.
Speaker 1: This been a massacre in it.
Speaker 3: But you know what fair it does.
Speaker 1: Look like No, buts, let's be really here. That's I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have said a message. I mean it does. It's
Speaker 1: like a massacre and the last week. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: That's what you have to have, like a big pad
Speaker 3: which looks like a big thick band aid.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I've got the mental image.